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A book by DoctorPenez, it was not placed in the ''Messages from Lost Moderators'' section because Sudrex is lazy. | A book by DoctorPenez, it was not placed in the ''Messages from Lost Moderators'' section because Sudrex is lazy. Donated by ProboMaster, the text reads: <blockquote> | ||
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===== Sex Volume 1 ===== | ===== Sex Volume 1 ===== | ||
Notorious smut crafted by xBushia, donated at an unknown time. The text reads: <blockquote> | Notorious smut crafted by xBushia, donated at an unknown time. Covering 21 pages, the fanfic includes Minecraft, YouTubers, George Floyd, shit fetishes, belly fetishes, fat fetishes, inflation/vore fetishes, furries, the apocalypse, Judaism, Febreeze product placement, and homosexuality. The text reads: <blockquote> | ||
: by xBushia | : by xBushia | ||
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: Written by: xBushia </blockquote> | : Written by: xBushia </blockquote> | ||
===== Cheese ===== | |||
A player head donated by Ephonium, the cheese represented a significant historical event. The text of the explanatory book reads: <blockquote> | |||
: by Ephonium | |||
: Original | |||
: This piece of cheese was among those exchanged at the first meeting of representatives of the now allies Floppa-Herzegovina and Sopa de Macacostan. </blockquote> | |||
===== Sacred Texts ===== | |||
Written by kirbylovesonion, donated at an unknown time, this book details a rap battle between white supremacist George Lincoln Rockwell and the gay spider man from Hazbin Hotel. The text reads: <blockquote> | |||
: by kirbylovesonion | |||
: Copy of Original | |||
: This is George Lincoln Rockwell of the ANP, get your faggot ass on your knees and suck my BWC. Trust me, you don't pass you ugly ass tranny, get it through your thick head, you don't have a fanny. | |||
: Your cringe ass show has only 1 episode, but yous till got fat losers trying to draw your spider chode. Your entire show's art style makes me wanna hurl. I'm not just winning this battle, it's This Time the World. Bitch. | |||
: I fought in 2 American wars, your life is jus another story about a washed up crack whore. Wake up white man, you're being replaced, while my rhymes leave you like an Addict, totally fucking RAPED. None of you fans have ever taken a shower. White man take a stand, WHITE POWER! | |||
: All you do for a living is hate, there's no need for that baby, then again you did die outside a laundromat, but even after death your still hatin', must be butthurt because your grandson is half Asain. Your entire movement has completely fallen flat, all it is is fat Mexicans and ugly ass traps. | |||
: I'm battling a fucking nobody, a literally who, but my show is still taking in millions of views. Keep talking shit on Jews bitch, I'll bring all 6000000 of my homies and put your ass in a ditch. If there's a single decent rhyme in your rap, I couldn't find it. | |||
: If you need anything sweetie, I can suck your dick. After this loss pappy Hitler won't be happy. I'll beat you so hard you'll scream OH HARDER DADDY! </blockquote> | |||
===== Skull of Fredbear ===== | |||
Player head of Freddy Fazbear. Donator and origins unknown. | |||
===== Gear15's Prize Sword ===== | |||
A wooden sword, hovering at 7/59 durability, boasting 4 attack damage at 1.6 attack speed. | |||
===== Red Shulker Box Full of Cooked Chicken ===== | |||
This comes from the Shittown labratory's brief stint as an ethical chicken processing facility. xBushia hired workers from among the playerbase, who were make to work redstone contraptions that would spawn, kill, and cook the chicken, which were packed and sold as ethically grown produce. Players were given brief breaks to catch diamonds flowing down a wall of honey blocks above a lava pit. | |||
===== Black Shulker Full of Popbob's Gift ===== | |||
''Popbob's Gift'' were iron pickaxes at 1 durability, with curse of vanishing an efficiency V as enchantments. xBushia would regularly use shulker boxes named in Arabic full of these tools as bait prizes during various Trollages and server events. | |||
===== Allah Rifle ===== | |||
A crossbow with Multishot and Quick Charge III. | |||
===== Cumlandian Crest ===== | |||
The updated shield banner design of Cumland. | |||
===== Titliest(r) Pro V1(R) Golf Ball ===== | |||
Chicken spawn eggs named under xBushia's proprietary Shittown labratory GMO labs. They were frequently used as test subject, ammunition, and food for the lab security. | |||