Irony Hub Wrestling
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great sorrow that I, secretironywikieditor, must announce to you something. We have reached a milestone in the Irony Wrestling Federation, for Diogo is gone. All IWF operations have been suspended indefinitely due to lack of management. Perhaps this shall be revived under new ownership and the legacy of this great company shall live on. To pay tribute to all the great talent under the IWF, here are some awards
Best Champion: cupcake!; (only champion :troll:)
Superstar of the year: Deniz Nakamura
Best Debut: Bartweird
Match of the Year: Irony Rumble
Shit Match of the year: Luq vs Saul Goodman
Feud of the year: Caskain and Card
Best Commentator: that one guy who was basically the main commentator of the irony hub rumbel i dont feel like checking but good job :okbuddy:
Performance of the year: Deniz's performance against Bangshakalaka
Best (or worst idk) Heel of the year: Bangshakalaka
Funniest Moment: luq entering the rumble and then immediately getting eliminated lol ttrash af
Loser of the Year: amogus
Irony Hub Wrestling or Irony Wrestling Federation was an event created by diogo, and the flagship event (Irony Hub Rumble) will take place on February 21st, 2021. This will possibly be an ongoing event if everything goes well. 30 people (Edgelord+) were eligible for the first Irony Hub Rumble, and more may be added in the future. I have nothing else to do so i'll keep track of everything lol. Last updated 00:56, 21 May 2021 (UTC) krill
Events
2/16 Stream Test Match
Bangshakalaka def. amogus via pinfall (Iron Man Match) 2 stars
Bangshakalaka def. Roman Reigns via escape (Steel Cage Match) (does not count to record) -1 star
Bangshakalaka def. card. (I don't know the details, but this was confirmed by diogo) ???
2/18 Thursday Night Brawl
Roomba def. amogus via pinfall. 3 stars
Caskain def. Ekebis via dq (card run-in) 2 stars
Main Event: Bangshakalaka def. Deniz Nakamura via submission (booooooo bang) 3.5 stars
IMPROMPTU MATCH: Deniz & Ekebis def. Bangshakalaka & card (Extreme Rules Tag Team Match) 4.5 Stars
Bangshakalaka was later proved to be on steroids BUT he did not get disqualified and banned forever because the game is rigged. #BANBANG #JUSTICEFORDENIZ
commentators: traz and pop man
2/21 Irony Hub Rumble
Cornelius def. KNRAN via submission. 2 stars
Card def. Caskain via pinfall. 3.5 stars
Cupcake wins the 30 man Royal Rumble last defeating Weezor. [NEW IWF CHAMPION] 5 stars
Bangshakalaka def lul via submission. 2.5 stars
ROYAL RUMBLE HIGHLIGHTS: doge entering 1st, enzo clearing out the ring, luq getting eliminated immediately after entering, obama entering, begging, then getting eliminated, Cup entering at No. 30 and winning the rumble
3/17 RANDOM IWF EVENT N°1
deniz nakamura calls out cupcake, wants a title match
cupcake def. salvia path via pinfall. NOTE: not rated due to technical errors with the stream, but from what i saw it was around a 3 star match
Michiru def. doge via pinfall. Doge now unfunniest meme. 2.5 stars
Leah def. bangshakalaka. 3.5 stars
commentators: diogo and qorty
3/29 RANDOM IWF EVENT N°2
Saul Goodman def. luq via pinfall. Extreme Rules match 1 star (holy fuck this was long)
Caskain def. card via pinfall. 2.5 stars
Bartweird def R. Falls Count Anywhere. 3.5 stars
Kaj def Lul and Deniz. Winner gets title shot. 4 stars
Cup calls out bangshakalaka for being dumb and gay and stupid
salvia path def KNRAN, Bangshakalaka, and some other guy i dont remember i hope theres a recording :troll: in an exhibition match. 3 stars (does not count to w/l)
Commentators: Diogo and Truck H. Rust
Roster
Note: Face = Good Guy, Heel = Bad Guy (pretty swag wrestling terms right??) (unknown's have not wrestled yet)
Active Roster
GuyGuy - heel
roomba - face
waterloupe - face
cereal - heel
lul - face
amogus - face but he is a loser :c
milan - heel
enzo - heel
caskain - heel but is rivals with card ig? hard to tell since he was fighting ekebis (a good guy) but kept getting jumped by card (a bad guy)
HIDEO KOJIMA - super face
arctic - face
bangshakalaka - heel fag dumbass from hell
ekebis - face
cup - super face [CHAMPION]
luke - face
popman - heel
newsrat - heel
spungbob - heel
killthekaiser - face
krill - unknown but likely face because we all love krill :wholesome:
luq - heel, because
salvia path - face
leah - heel
kaj - face
soapkiller - face
weezor - heel
diogo - face
deniz - face
bruj - face
r - heel
jafi - face
doge - heel
the rock '01 - heel (the imposter)
battaro - heel
michiru - heel
big chungus - face
Hall Of Famers (Popular users that are no longer with us)
***THESE WILL BE UPDATED AS THEY APPEAR***
cornelius - heel
KNRAN - face
Win/Loss Records
Active Roster W/L
Bangshakalaka: 4-2
Cupcake: 2-0
Kaj: 1-0
Saul Goodman: 1-0
Leah 1-0
Bartweird: 1-0
Michiru: 1-0
Roomba: 1-0
Caskain: 2-1
Deniz Nakamura: 1-2
Ekebis: 1-1
card: 1-3
luq: 0-1
R: 0-1
doge: 0-1
salvia path: 0-1
lul: 0-2
amogus: 0-2
Hall of Fame W/L
cornelius: 1-0
KNRAN: 0-1
Championship Reigns
+ means the reigns are ongoing
1st Champion: Cupcake: 36+ Days
Won in the Irony Rumble. No Title Defenses Yet.
Videos
2/21 Irony Hub Rumble
Recorded by Saucy. View it on YouTube, timestamps in the description.