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{{Infobox user
[[File:ImageSSS.png|thumb]]
| image      = Govern.gif
| image_size = 150
| caption    = Govern always has some sort of Hazbin pfp
| discordtag = govern#1337
| discordid  = 278885669038981140
| redditname = u/Govern_
| roles      = Mod, Trollsome
| irlname    =
| age        = 19
| residence  = Turkey
| gaming    =
| steam      = [https://steamcommunity.com/id/Govern_/ govern]
| links      = {{twitter|thegovern_}}
}}


'''Govern''' was once a mod for OKBR3 and r/okbuddyretard, before resigning due to the actions of other mods. He stayed off all Discord servers for a few months, before joining Irony Hub on October 14, 2020. He quickly became one of the most well-liked and active users on the server. He got mod before he got WIWI {{i'm stuff}}
* CIA Agent : [to three prisoners]  The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!  [grabs a hood]  CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?  [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]  CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good!  [pulls the hood back into the plane]  CIA Agent : Who wants to try next?  [grabs another prisoner]  CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun!  Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?  CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you?  Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. [the Agent removes the hood]   Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die?  Bane : It would be extremely painful. CIA Agent : You're a big guy!  Bane : For you.  CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan?  Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.  Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing!  CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?  Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
 
* [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers]  CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.  [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel]  Barsad : He wasn't alone.  [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone]  CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends.  Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends.  Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them.  CIA Agent : And why would I want them?  Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man...  CIA Agent
Govern also helped set up the OkBuddyIrony Event which we all love thank u govern good job :)
: Bane?  [the driver nods]  CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.
 
He suddenly left the server on January 22, 2021. He briefly came back on the 24th, before leaving again the next day. It is unclear why he left or if he is coming back {{twemoji|1f62d}}{{obamasalute}}
 
== Govern Virus ==
Govern is asexual. He has been accused of spreading his asexuality to other users; [[LayLasagna]] and [[CommieDog]] both started identifying as asexual while in Irony Hub.
 
== Govern moments ==
<gallery>
File:Big Yeet Pete.jpg|Govern's most famous message. As OKBR3 mod, he once contained Big Yeet Pete for posting an image of a concentration camp train going into r63 sandy cheek's penis
File:Governs bodypillow.png|Govern denies this, saying he is asexual and does not own a bodypillow
</gallery>

Revision as of 01:11, 9 September 2022

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  • CIA Agent : [to three prisoners] The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! [grabs a hood] CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head] CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good! [pulls the hood back into the plane] CIA Agent : Who wants to try next? [grabs another prisoner] CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun! Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane? CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you? Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. [the Agent removes the hood] Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die? Bane : It would be extremely painful. CIA Agent : You're a big guy! Bane : For you. CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan? Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you. Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing! CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan? Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
  • [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers] CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA. [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel] Barsad : He wasn't alone. [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone] CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends. Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends. Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them. CIA Agent : And why would I want them? Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man... CIA Agent
: Bane?  [the driver nods]   CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.