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| caption = Avatar of the skakid account
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'''dkaih35''' ('''kai''' for short, now also known as '''skaman''' or '''skakid''') is a retarded femboy and is responsible for the creation of Irony Hub. He gave Irony Hub away to [[Weezor]] and left after poor management decisions, lots of harassment, and a [[List of ball rubbing incidents|ball fondling incident]].
* CIA Agent : [to three prisoners]  The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!  [grabs a hood]   CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?  [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]  CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good!  [pulls the hood back into the plane]  CIA Agent : Who wants to try next?  [grabs another prisoner]  CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun!  Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?  CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you?  Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.  [the Agent removes the hood]   Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die?  Bane : It would be extremely painful.  CIA Agent : You're a big guy!  Bane : For you.  CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan?  Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.  Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing!  CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?  Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
 
* [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers]  CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.  [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel]  Barsad : He wasn't alone. [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone]  CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends.  Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends. Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them.  CIA Agent : And why would I want them?  Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man... CIA Agent
Like Dkaih promised, he has completely left the irony community behind and does not intend on ever returning. He currently spends his days making music.
: Bane?  [the driver nods]  CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.
 
On July 23 or 24, 2020, Dkaih35 returned under a different account. He began to become active again on the server, under the skakid#8724 account.
 
On August 18, 2020, he became mod once again due to a staff shortage {{cereal2}}
 
==The Nuke==
On August 20, 2020, Dkaih [[August 20 nuke|infamously nuked the server]]. Everyone hates him now lol
 
=== Dkaih Apolgy ===
dkaih apologized and proceeded to delete his discord lol
 
{{quote|basically what i want to say is that i am genuinely sorry for the nuke after thinking about it, the logs and a lot of other history being gone is pretty sad. also caskain has a lot of his project of Irony Tale backed up there as well i think anyway it was extremely fucking shitty of me and immature. ik yall are just gonna be memeing me with the fuckin polar express kid lol that's fine idrc but fr, sorry about everything. it was genuinely shitty and dumb. yeah. i honestly wish i didn't nuke the server. also i'm pretty sure that cas and werp are joking about doxxing me but that is a real worry also i think it would be best to contact my parents to get my ip changed but we are moving in a couple weeks anyway so it will be outdated but yeah. biggest apologies for everything to moe and cas because of Irony Tale archives and how much effort you put into the server actually the effort goes to everyone i just feel shitty about irony tale because that actually had passion for the community put behind it i know this probably doesn't cover every thing and it certainly doesn't excuse it but please take my apology. i really mean it. i won't be coming back to the community on any alt accounts. i just wanna leave it all behind|Dkaih35}}
Fucking legend lmao[[File:Danny.png|alt=|left|thumb|201x201px|This is Dkaih35 irl what a faggot lol caskain if you edit this you are a retard<br />]]
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  • CIA Agent : [to three prisoners] The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! [grabs a hood] CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head] CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good! [pulls the hood back into the plane] CIA Agent : Who wants to try next? [grabs another prisoner] CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun! Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane? CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you? Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. [the Agent removes the hood] Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die? Bane : It would be extremely painful. CIA Agent : You're a big guy! Bane : For you. CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan? Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you. Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing! CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan? Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
  • [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers] CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA. [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel] Barsad : He wasn't alone. [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone] CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends. Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends. Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them. CIA Agent : And why would I want them? Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man... CIA Agent
: Bane?  [the driver nods]   CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.
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