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British Cuisine is utterly horrible. You invade half of the entire fucking world just to consume these countless, dumb, and tasteless meals. YOU LITERALLY CONQUER CHINA AND GET THEIR POPULATION ADDICTED TO OPIUM JUST TO HAVE YOUR PRECIOUS TEA, and you STILL eat these mushy peas and jellied eels. I'm genuinely surprised that cooking this stuff is even legal. Don't even get me started on the monstrosity often referred to as "black pudding." I wouldn't be surprised if the US decided to fight the entirety of the revolutionary war simply because fucking congealed pork or sheep heart puree were commonplace meals. AND THEN WHAT THE SHITE IS THIS MARMITE??? MMM YES I KNOW WHAT WILL TASTE GOOD ON TOAST JUST PURE FUCKING YEAST EXTRACT THAT'LL TASTE FINE. Considering that Britain used to consider itself a Holy country, I have to question the invention of things such as Stargazy pie. WHO THOUGHT GOD APPROVED OF THIS. IT LOOKS AS IF IT CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF SATAN'S ASSCRACK. The creation of this food alone should be considered a crime against humanity, as there are no words on this green earth that can describe how incredibly abhorrent these meals are. Brits get surprised when Ikea puts horseflesh in meatballs, AND THEN PROCEED TO CONSIDER A FOOD NAMED "SPOTTED DICK" PALATABLE. I've consumed crude oil that tastes better than that revolting concoction. The British truly bring "sin" into cuisine. Knowing such food items exist leaves me desiring a refund on life. Ah yes, the only thing Faggots (the food, for clarification) pair well with is cyanide. End me.{{Infobox user
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Revision as of 00:46, 22 June 2021

British Cuisine is utterly horrible. You invade half of the entire fucking world just to consume these countless, dumb, and tasteless meals. YOU LITERALLY CONQUER CHINA AND GET THEIR POPULATION ADDICTED TO OPIUM JUST TO HAVE YOUR PRECIOUS TEA, and you STILL eat these mushy peas and jellied eels. I'm genuinely surprised that cooking this stuff is even legal. Don't even get me started on the monstrosity often referred to as "black pudding." I wouldn't be surprised if the US decided to fight the entirety of the revolutionary war simply because fucking congealed pork or sheep heart puree were commonplace meals. AND THEN WHAT THE SHITE IS THIS MARMITE??? MMM YES I KNOW WHAT WILL TASTE GOOD ON TOAST JUST PURE FUCKING YEAST EXTRACT THAT'LL TASTE FINE. Considering that Britain used to consider itself a Holy country, I have to question the invention of things such as Stargazy pie. WHO THOUGHT GOD APPROVED OF THIS. IT LOOKS AS IF IT CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF SATAN'S ASSCRACK. The creation of this food alone should be considered a crime against humanity, as there are no words on this green earth that can describe how incredibly abhorrent these meals are. Brits get surprised when Ikea puts horseflesh in meatballs, AND THEN PROCEED TO CONSIDER A FOOD NAMED "SPOTTED DICK" PALATABLE. I've consumed crude oil that tastes better than that revolting concoction. The British truly bring "sin" into cuisine. Knowing such food items exist leaves me desiring a refund on life. Ah yes, the only thing Faggots (the food, for clarification) pair well with is cyanide. End me.

User info
Discord tagcas#1738
Discord ID313203971533570050
Irony Hub
RolesMod, Advisor, Ex-Admin, PHPHPHPHPH:flag_ph:PHPH, AC/DC word pass role
IRL info
NameMatthew Serrit Fletcher
Age15
ResidencePhilippines
Gaming
Gamingcurrently gaming
Steamcaskain
External linksTwitter

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cas

Caskain (or cas for short) is an active mod on Irony Hub. His name is pronounced "cas-kain" (/kæsˈkn/) even though he insists that it is pronounced "cas-kin" (/ˈkæs.kin/) (he is retarded). He was promoted on June 1, 2021, 11 days before the anniversary of his original promotion. He is particularly notable for creating Ironytale

"Caskain" as a verb

Etymology

This term is derived from the time when Caskain wrote a long paragraph about why he was leaving Irony Hub forever, only to join back 5 minutes later.

Pronunciation

Verb

pull a Caskain (third-person singular simple present pulls a Caskain, present participle pulling a Caskian, simple past and past participle pulled a Caskain)

  1. (intransitive) to act as if one is going to leave for an extended period of time, only to return soon after.
    He's obivously just pulling a Caskain on the server.

Noun

Caskain (plural Caskains)

  1. an instance of this.

Demotion

It was announced on August 29, 2020, that Caskain would be demoted from Admin position once he returned to the server. Moe Lester released the following statement:

When cas comes back to the server, he will be demoted from admin to mod, and if he doesn't clean up his act then he'll be fully demoted. Things that led to this include, leaving the server every night, punishing for drama he starts, and toxicity and minor mod abuse. also the only reason that he had admin was because he got lucky during the nuke and made a gc with all the mods, which any other mod would've done had he not done it sooner.

Moe Lester

It was announced later that he would be stripped of his Mod too, however he did not return to the server and requested to be banned.

Break

After leaving in the morning of August 29, 2020, Caskain had gone completely radio silent, until a resurgence in Dogelore around mid-September. Not much is known about his period in Dogelore aside from becoming extremely anti-Irony Hub.

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-bryan-canston-you-got-me-guilty-gif-4316985

With help from Candy removing his requested ban, he would return to Irony Hub on October 7, 2020 under the pseudonym "Squidward Quincy Tentacles#1738". After accidentally dm'ing Ducky 2, his return would be fully publicized.