List of caskain incidents

Definition of "caskain" as a verb.

Caskain (or cas for short) is an admin in irony hub. He once wrote a very long paragraph explaining how he would never return and left the server only to come back 5 minutes later. This incident has no official name, but similar incidents (wherein the participant says they will leave for a really fucking long time only to come back like 4 days later lo) are dubbed "caskains".

Pre-caskain caskains

dkaih35

Dkaih35's caskain is not considered a caskain by many but according to the definition of the term, it is. He said he would leave for a really fucking long time and then came back like 2 days later after everyone begged him to come back. After this, he promptly left the server once again, this time without a super long essay.

Wavey Davey

Wavey Davey's caskain is one of the more widely known ones, as he was the first to "truly" pull a caskain. He explicitly stated in his really fucking long essay that he would never come back only to come back like a week later. This is the first of 2 Wavey Davey caskains.

Caskain and post caskain caskains

Caskain

Caskain's caskain is the most prominent caskain in the entire server, as it did coin the term. He wrote a super fucking long essay that I can't bother to find explaining how he would never come back and returned 2 days later. Good for him.

Cris

After some fucking event (I think it was the 123 mininuke), cris left the server explicitly saying "im not coming back" only to come back literally 5 minutes later.

QortyVTC

QortyVTC is the current world record holder for shortest caskain ever (8.27 seconds). He is the only user actively known to go for the world record in caskains.

caskain again!!!!!

yeah he did it again lol.