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The OKBC4 Server Museum

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The OKBC4 Server Museum

The Server Museum was created by Sudrex after wandering about the server, participating in the first three Trollages and meeting the various players. After settling down near the End Portal the moderator's originally used to get to the End on the first day of the server, Sudrex decided it would be beneficial to start a museum at the portal, as well as adding a blank Towny town to allow players to teleport the museum and the End in a single command.

Contents

Main Hall

  The Main Hall consisted of the entrance tower, a center room, the End portal, a side entrance to the museum's Slimefun lab, and the entrance to the Museum proper. Found wandering around the hall were some of the Shittown Lab Security, invincible iron golems spawned by xBushia for the purposes of protecting the Shittown Labs. Also found here is a Nether portal leading to the server's Nether Highway.

The Hall of Legends

     

The Hall of Legends was one of the primary halls of the museum. Within, Sudrex used player heads on armor stands with dedicated lecterns to highlight players notable to server history, for either being launch players or for other notable actions. Towny allowed tracking of player data to confirm join dates and town/nation membership. Sudrex used armor types (iron, diamond, netherite) to convey player significance even among the hall members. NOTE: Sudrex was never able to get information about all qualifying players. A full list follows:

xBushia

  • Title: Leader xBushia
  • Joined: Jan 22, 2021
  • Town: THE FINAL ORDER (mayor)
  • Nation: TOF (leader)
  • Netherited: I am afraid of what would happen if I didn't.

FUNNY100

  • Title: Seiya
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Noccia
  • Nation: NOC
  • Netherited: For performing extending hours operations and management of the discord server.

minerftxploerer05

  • Title: Archduke minerftxplorer05
  • Joined: Jan 21, 2021
  • Town: Floppa-Herzogivna (mayor)
  • Nation: PN69 (leader)
  • Netherited: For creating the most powerful weapons in existence on the server.

DoctorPenez

  • Title: Hermit DoctorPenez
  • Joined: Jan 21, 2021
  • Town: Psychedalia (mayor)
  • Netherited: For coming back to life.

Sploosh1029

  • Title: Disabled Sploosh1029
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Bosnia
  • Nation: The Bosnia Republic Empire

Sotarnicus

  • Title: [Smiley Face] Sotarnicus
  • Joined: Jan 24, 2021
  • Town: Noccia
  • Nation: NOC
  • Diamonded: For co-leading the creation of a server-wide Nether hub for travel and business.

Canitch

  • Title: Canitch
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Noccia (Sheriff, Assistant)
  • Nation: NOC

Child_Choker

  • Title: weeb Child_Choker
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Bosnia
  • Nation: The Bosnian Republic Empire

Ghanditti

  • Title: Ghanditti
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Cumland
  • Nation: CUM

Data207

  • Title: Data207
  • Joined: Jan 24, 2021
  • Town: sopa de macacostan
  • Nation: Federation of PN69

PootBoot

  • Title: Chief PootBoot Kokenayor
  • Joined: Jan 24, 2021
  • Town: Kockinkrok (mayor)
  • Naiton: Troll Cities

Gooobert

  • Title: Gooobert
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Rock Bottom
  • Nation: Texas

LlamaLover220

  • Title: CumSex LlamaLover220
  • Joined: Jan 24, 2021
  • Town: Bosnia
  • Nation: The Bosnian Republic Empire

T_O_P_T_H_O_T

  • Title: T_O_P_T_H_O_T
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Noccia
  • Nation: NOC

Mininam

  • Title: [Heart] Mininam [Heart]
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Noccia (mayor)
  • Nation: NOC (leader)

ToddDaOne

  • Title: ToddDaOne
  • Joined: Jan 27, 2021
  • Town: Noccia
  • Nation: NOC
  • Diamonded: For extraordinaty integrity and leadership while under targeted harassment and doxxing by the most notorious griefer on the server.

dziadek_max

  • Title: dziadek_max
  • Joined: Jan 24, 2021
  • Town: Noccia
  • Nation: NOC
  • Diamonded: For co-leading the creation of a server-wide Nether hub for travel and business.

Littleart0309

  • Title: Viscount Littleart0309
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: biknee_botem (mayor)
  • Nation: Texas

viciousflamingos

  • Title: Dictator Vicious Flamingos
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Bosnia (mayor)
  • Nation: The Republic of Bosnia Empire (leader)

krozeder

  • Title: Trollsome krozeder
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Cheeki Breeki (mayor)
  • Nation: Squatvia (leader)

peewafer

  • Title: peewafer
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Wafertown (mayor)
  • Nation: USA (leader)

IntroVirtual

  • Title: Founder IntroVirtual
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Virgin Grotto (mayor)
  • Nation: Circulum Emundari (leader)
  • Diamonded: For creating the most used villager trading hall on the entire server, for no cost.

SimplyFwox

  • Title: >SimplyFwox
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Neko-Ville (mayor)
  • Nation: Neko-Ville (leader)

Sudrex

  • Title: Ranger Sudrex
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: _ (mayor)
  • Nation: _ (mayor)
  • Diamonded: Creating a historical museum dedicated to the server. Creating many public areas and farms for the server. Leadership during times of conflict.

And All the Rest

And All the Rest was a hall dedicated to regular players, including their players heads placed in an item frame with an accompanying sign of their username and join date. Like the Hall of Legends, Sudrex was incapable of collecting information on all players who ever joined the server. The list follows:

Sexxy_Chicken

  • Joined Jan 31 2021

Rageguy1324

  • Joined Jan 25 2021

io_netty_channel

  • Joined Jan 25 2021

Gengis_Dong

  • Joined Feb 26 2021

RocksXIII

  • Joined Feb 20 2021

D4Nf6

  • Joined Feb 26 2021

GAMEIRANIAN

  • Joined Feb 23 2021

Henrydude

  • Joined Feb 21 2021

Ephonium

  • Joined Jan 25 2021

GeneralHeroMan

  • Joined Feb 25 2021

sarc420

  • Joined Feb 25 2021

Schmeatus

  • Joined Feb 20 2021

_zmei_

  • Joined Jan 25 2021

Gear15

  • Joined Feb 28 2021

44izz

  • Joined Feb 21 2021

Void_LoL

  • Joined Feb 28 2021

EthanTheRedhead

  • Joined Mar 4 2021

RatedDforDank

  • Joined Feb 26 2021

blestmango_74

  • Joined March 20 2021

M1sTerL1cKEr

  • Joined March 6 2021

Sheffie

  • Joined Mar 9 2021

Artifact Hall

The Hall of Artifacts included various notable server artifacts, including the Memories of Shittown section, server maparts, and the Shittown Reactor. Of note are the following.

Limited Edition Floppa Prints

 

The Limited Edition Floppa Prints were scattered far and wide all over the server, however this one was of note for, as the museum donation note says:

this is an important part of the server history because it is the first mappart, it is one of the original 12 that was unnamed yet and so it does not yet bear the name "limited edition floppa prints" I encourage you to display it k thnx bye

Various Other Server Mapparts

     

The Ender Dragon Egg

 

The Museum Lectern speaks for itself:

On the first day of the server, Jan 23, 2021, the moderators used their privileges to find the very portal you passed by on your way here. They went to the End, and defeated the Ender Dragon, while the rest of us were still struggling to gather wood. The moderators, as a flex on all other players, placed the egg down, mined beneath it, and allowed it to fall into the void. The original egg has been lost. This duplicate was donated by SimplyFwox, who originally received it from xBushia. It is one of the only few duplicate eggs not in a player's inventory or Ender Chest.

The Nihlwi Exhibit

 

The Nihlwi Exhibit was created after excavations uncovered Nihlwi's sword, which gathered enough notice to warrant another player coming forward to donate a copy of Nihlwi's skull, and for RocksXIII to donate his cobble block from Nihlwi's Cumland lavacast. The sword is named Nihlwi's Legacy, and the book reads as follows:

THE SKULL AND SWORD OF THE FIRST GREAT GREIFER:
NIHLWI
Nihlwi was the first major griefer of the server. We had discovered numerous smaller griefs done against Cumland, Bosnia, World Spawn, and many others. We had banned all of them and assumed the matter complete. It was not so. Further analysis showed inconsistencies in Nihlwi's testimony both in the server chat function and in the various subreddit posts he had made. We overlooked these as odd behaviors, but then he was discovered to have greifed Bosnia.
Nihlwi immediately began to downplay his crimes. He claimed that the griefs were trivial, though an identical grief done to his own town sparked a fierce emotional response as the King of Cumland. This did not sit right with some players, and further analysis showed that he lied on numerous occasions. Sudrex made a post on the subreddit about his actions, and numerous players came forward to admit further crimes of Nihlwi.
Nihlwi had been responsible for nearly all the griefs done on the server. He would ask another player to help him grief the town, then take screenshots of their actions. He used these as leverage against them to his will. When all of this came to light, Nihlwi was banned. But he did not limit his actions to the server anymore.
He took to the subreddit and posted pictures of ToddDaOne's actual face he had found on social media. this doxxing earned him a final ban from the subreddit, and since this last blow, he has only come onto the discord to harass players once, and was promptly banned.
ToddDaOne was crowned CumKing, and Nihlwi's home was destroyed. Cumland has recovered, and become one of the most influential towns in server history.
The skull of Nihlwi and his sword, Nihlwi's Legacy, sit here as a warning. Nihlwi claimed to have several alts already active on the server, and he may one day return to further plague us...
NEW ADDITION: RocksXIII donated a piece of cobble form the very Cumland lavacast that sparked the Nihlwi saga.
Messages from Lost Moderators

 

As stated in the museum lectern:

Donated by minerftexplorer05, these books exact origins are unknown, other than that they were written in Floppa-Herzogivina by DoctorPenez. Each is an original, including two copies of the Troll Singalong, both of which are 69 pages. hi is a rather simple book, but nevertheless significant.

hi was a book containing only the phrase "hi", and Troll Singalong was indeed 69 pages of "TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL...". It is unknown how DoctorPenez created such a document.

Memories of Shittown

  While still part of the Hall of Artifacts, the Memories of Shittown exhibit deserves its own listings. Items of note are:

The Armor of xBushia

 

A full enchanted set of Netherite armor named Popbob's Helmet, Popbob's sexy bra, Popbob's pooping pants, and Popbob's cum socks.

POPBOB'S ARMOR
Recovered from Shittown's Popbob Mansion
Donated by xBushia
Dated to before the First Trollage
This armor is not unique for its enchantments, which are all vanilla, but rather for its age, unique names, and its use.
A Shield from THE FINAL ORDER

THE FINAL ORDER was xBushia's new town she founded after the obliteration of shittown. This shield was used during xBushia's various activities around Shittown, and had authentic battle damage.

SHIELD OF THE FINAL ORDER
Dated to the First Trollage
Complete with Battle Damage
Donated by xBushia
YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS

 

These Wither Roses were preserved from the First Trollage.

YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS
Wither Roses form the First Trollage.
Donor would not elaborate on their purpose or origins.
The First Beacon of Shittown

 

THE FIRST BEACON OF SHITTOWN
Dated to before the First Trollage
haed and fred

 

Head and Fred were two pieces of bedrock recovered from the load moderators illegally spawned into the game.

HAED AND FRED
Two Pieces of Illegal Bedrock from the First Trollage
Donors would not elaborate on their purpose or origins.
The Crimes of Bushia

 

The Crimes of Bushia was a famous document that rather infamously started the First Trollage. The museum lectern reads as follows:

THE CRIMES OF BUSHIA
A Critical Text that helped spark the First Trollage
Donated by xBushia
The leaders of the CumZone made this text to help garner support against the percieved abuses of admin privileges of xBushia. They went to war with Shittown, which was struck down in what is now known as the First Trollage.
You will notice numerous errors, such as "hybris" and not "hubris", as well as repeated references to xBushia with male pronouns.
NOTE: CumZone is an inactive town now, and xBushia is sitll a very much active moderator.

The text of the document is as follows:

Documentation of xBushia's many crimes.
We, the citizens of the glorious Cumzone, hereby accuse shittown's mayor xBushia of heavily abusing his god-given powers of the gamemode.
He repeatedly gave lavish amounts of netherite and other valuables to the shittowners. He's also building a temple right now, using creative. A testament to his hybris!
But even worse than this self-indulgence in illegitimate wealth are his unfair methods of fighting: There's a small dispute going on between shittown and the Cumzone over a stolen block. And being the miscreant he is, Bushia just flew into the Cumbase and stole it back; the defenders having literally no chance to fight back!
So we are addressing everyone willing to listen: Even if you are a citizen of shittown and are gaining from his immoral behavior, or if you are a citizen from another nation, seemingly unconcerned with this, please, all of you - no, all of us - must take a stand against this abuse of power!
So, my brother's, raise your sword and raise your voice! Fight with us for a brughter future! And most importantly: piss, shit and cum
signed ~the leading authorities of the Cumzone
A Pre-Trollage Trade Document

To quote the museum lectern:

SHITTOWN TRADE AGREEMENT
Donated by turtle11767
Dated to Jan 22-26
This simple document is arguably one of the oldest signed books on the server, and a remnant of one of shittown's many deals with Floppa-Herzogivina, which was a moderator-only town at the time.

The text reads as follows:

Shittown owes the Great serene duchy of Floppa-Herzegovina a total of 256 clay in exchange for 64 blocks of iron 1 leather an indeterminate amount of cobblestone
Signed: Minerftexplorer05
I, ThatGuyNamedFred of Shittown, agree to this statement.
The Shittown Reactor

     

The Shittown Reactor still strikes fear into the hearts of all OKBC4 veterans everywhere. Originally located in the heart of the Shittown Labs, it would power all labratory functions, as well as occasionally trigger admin commands of unknown kind and effect. Many remember this due to the events of the Second Trollage and many of xBushia's escapades. The museum lectern reads as follows:

THE ORIGINAL SHITTOWN REACTOR
Donated by xBushia
Dated to just after the First Trolalge, and the creation of the Shittown Labs
This reactor powered all lights and equipment in the shittown labratories, and was designed and maintained by xBushia. She claims it was linked to the trollages, and must be kept fueled at all times or bad things would happen...
The reactor is still active, but has been defused (mostly). Feel free to climb up the ladder to view the various redstone components in the system.
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