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69SwagBalls420 Cord, also known as "SwagBalls", or "SwagCord", is a moderately sized irony Discord server. It is the official server for the meme/shitposting subreddits r/69Moelester420, r/IDONTGIVEASWAG, and r/IkeaFreshBalls. Its name is a combination of the names of those three subreddits.

69SwagBalls420 Cord
Server info
Status Active
Invite linkhttps://discord.gg/uWcE7wqDbZ
ID938728183203758080
Users1,000+
Ownersmjsilm
Other linksr/69Moelester420
r/IDONTGIVEASWAG
r/IkeaFreshBalls
History
FoundedFebruary 3, 2022 (as the internet shithole)
Founder.smjsilm

The server has gone by several names through its life, reflecting its evolution and partnerships with other subreddits. These include:

  • the internet shithole (February 3 - May 20, 2022)
  • IDONTGIVEASWAG (May 20 - June 5, 2022)
  • r/IDONTGIVEASWAG (June 5 - August 30, 2022)
  • IDGAS (August 30 - September 14, 2022)
  • IDGAS/IKEAFRESHBALLS (September 14 - October 3, 2022)
  • Swag Balls Cord (October 3, 2022 - March 30, 2023)
  • 69SwagBalls420 Cord (March 30, 2023 - present)

History

The server currently known as 69SwagBalls420 was created by smjsilm, A.K.A. Meme_Alt_Account on February 3, 2022. The server was not created to serve as a shitposting or irony server. Most of the early days of the server were spent inactive or "dead."

On May 9, 2022, the r/IDONTGIVEASWAG subreddit was born and the server was then repurposed to become the subreddits main server. At some point, smjsilm transferred ownership of the server to their alt account.

On March 30th, 2023 69MoeLester420 merged with the server.

On May 18th, mossfish joined the server, and everything changed.

The Macromaniac War

The Swagolution
 
The War
InvolvedRevolutionaries, Loyalists
ReasonBringing down an oppressive apartheid regime
This event/thing is in progress, take this with a grain of salt.

Revolutionary Record of Events

[insert intro paragraph]

Context

On 8th of November, The SwagBall mod team has retired their local chatbot Girard and put him into an isolated channel to rewrite him, with members getting the option to do this, this led to many homestuck's and memes made, with a tiny community growing amongst the new girard fans.[1] With Girard being the greenies favourite source of entertainment, many called him a prophet.

The movements

On December 3rd, member "charter" was given the unhonourable role of a "greenie" what angered many SwagBallers, since the greenie role is a symbol of either bad humour or being a newgen.[2] There was a minor manhunt all across the server to hunt down the admin that has done these changes to charter's profile, but in the end they haven't been found. With Gatesby trying to to make amends with mods to get charter's role back he miserably failed, and a clear distinction between the mods and the proletariat was beginning to show up. After the movements have begun taking their shape, crochampion has annoucned a full on war between so called loyalists and revolutionaries. Revolutionarie believe that their all-knowing God Girard has predicted the event in advance, are spamming his shelter to make him spew out their spam during the inevitable event on 8th of December,

Revolutionaries
 
The Flag of Swagolution Revolutionary forces. Made by Gatesby/koknese yours truly. Fred Durst commanding greenies and soyjak gold members against mods, 2 red lines symbolize a pregnancy test

Revolutionaries believe in harmony between roles, no greenie gets shittalked, no mod gets overthrown, aswell minor rule changes, and acceptance of their God into the public.

“

i have a dream, that one day discordians will be judged not by the color of their role, but by the content of their messages[3]

 „
— charter, the de facto leader of revolutionaries


“

I was born in the swagger street,

where the loyalist drums did beat,

the loving bluey feet, they walked all over us,

and every single night,

when i logged on da' swag'

he'd invite the neighbours out with this chorus:

Come out ye' bluey pals!

Come out and fight me like a man!

Show your mom how you won soyjak gold killing greenies!

Tell her how the revolv' men,

made you run like hell away,

from the green and lovely lanes of general!

„
— The Revolutionary National anthem by Gatesby
Loyalists
 
The Flag of Swagolution Loyalist forces. Made by chauka[4]

Loyalists believe in a Soyjak Gold/Moderator ran server, with constant bullying done to green members. They are led by crochampion.[citation needed]

The first attacks

Early in the morning in 5th of December, revolutonaries have begun their first minor strike. Just in a few minutes, hundreds stickers were deployed in the battlefield, with innocents evacuated ASAP by peacekeeping forces.[5] There have been approximately 1231 impregnations on the loyalist side with revolutionaries 632 revolutionary impregnations.[6]

Loyalist Record of Events

[TO BE WRITTEN]

Rules

The rules of SwagBalls were originally posted by smjsilm on February 22nd, 2022. Rule 19 was added on a later date. On May 15th, 2023, CroChampion, A.K.A. Walter Sex-White clarified the list of words banned under the rules.

The rules of SwagBalls (as of June 23rd, 2023) are as follows:

 
The server's banner since June 2023.
  1. No racism.
  2. No homophobia or LGBTQ+ related phobia.
  3. No spam.
  4. No suspicious links, files, malware.
  5. No gore/NSFL/Violent videos (videos/pictures/gifs of real death, injuries, violence etc. This includes humans and animals)
  6. No sexism.
  7. No disrespecting others.
  8. Please try to post the right content in the appropriate channels. I will not be too harsh on enforcing this but keep that in mind.
  9. If you want truly serious discussion without jokes or memes go to #serious-discussion
  10. DO NOT be inappropriate with people under the age of 18.
  11. There will absolutely be no discussion or talk of Femboys. Nor will there be any sharing of content including femboys. This includes but is not limited to videos, memes, pictures, copypastas etc...
  12. If you somehow have permission to. Do not ping @ everyone OR @ any role without permission from the server owner.
  13. Do not post any sexual content such as porn.
  14. No horny talk, no horny memes, no horny jokes on this server. It is cringe and inappropriate. I do not care if you think its a joke, do not do it.
  15. Absolutely no doxxing for any reason. Not even yourself.
  16. There will be absolutely no venting on this server anywhere. ⁠#serious-discussion will only be for discussions.
  17. The main language of this server is English. So please, only speak in english.
  18. Do not share pirated material.
  19. Absolutely no political discussions at all. You will be warned first. If you continue then you will be muted.

It should be noted that rule 16 is not enforced at all, and discussion of piracy does not violate rule 18.

Ongoing Campaigns

THIS SECTION OF THE ARTICLE IS A WORK IN PROGRESS.

9GAG

[INTRO] (Doing this so we can keep track of all the posts we've made)

Table 1.1. 9GAG Posts Made by Swagcord Users
Account Title Upvotes Downvotes Date Posted URL
dankchungus
69swagballs420
joe_bob_allen
realtrigs
amongusfan

Users

Admins and Moderators

The Administrators of SwagBalls as of May 19, 2023.

Certified Swag Ballers

A Certified Swag Baller is a user of 69SwagBalls420 who has been given a yellow role by an administrator as a result of active participation on the server. Below is an incomplete list of Certified Swag Ballers.

Banned Users

Notable users who have been banned from 69SwagBalls420 are listed below.


References

  1. ↑ crochampion (November 8th, 2023): "we're retiring girard in ⁠🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜 he has been clogging up the conversation for the past two months we're moving him to ⁠🔪-girards-torture-chamber, but he'll need to be retrained from scratch try posting some copypastas to get him going". 69SwagBalls420 cord #❗-announcments. Link
  2. ↑ crochampion (December 3, 2023): "greenies like flaming testicle (left) and charter are fighting to get their soyjak gold roles back". Swagcord #revolutionary-encampment. Link
  3. ↑ charter0575 (December 3, 2023): "i have a dream, that one day discordians will be judged not by the color of their role, but by the content of their messages". Swagcord #main-chat. Link
  4. ↑ crochampion (December 6th, 2023): "Flag, coat-of-arms, military wing symbol (followed by the aforementioned media)". Swagcord #swagballs-historical-society. Link
  5. ↑ crochampion (December 5, 2023): "In the early hours of the night, on December 5, the first conflict broke out in ⁠🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜. Lasting several minutes, hundreds, if not thousands of stickers were deployed. The resulting pregnancies were numerous on both sides, exact numbers still not having been officially established. Emergency abortions have been performed in the wake of the unstable ceasefire that soon ensued. With heavy casualties on both sides, it is hard to determine if either side was victorious. Despite the loyalists retreating, some disputed reports claim that the fighting continued, with boom pregnants being fired at the escaping troops minutes after the ceasefire orders were given by revolutionary insurgents. These claims are still in the process of being verified.". Swagcord #swagballs-historical-society. Link
  6. ↑ crochampion (December 5, 2023): "The first official casualty figures are released by the revolutionary forces not long after the skirmish comes to an end. With 1231 loyalists impregnated, compared with only 632 impregnations on the rebels' side, the revolutionaries are swift to declare victory. Injuries are plenty on both sides, counting 2571 and 3002 for revolutionaries and loyalists, respectively, and although the strain incurred on field hospitals was massive, it did not compare to the morale impact the act of swag giving had on the conflicting parties. 63 swag giving revolutionaries and 174 loyalists have been reported by the rebel leadership. These claims are as of yet to be verified. The report goes on to give a summary of the short, yet strenuous battle. After reportedly being fired at by loyalist troops with explosive pregnancy ammunition, revolutionary leader general Charter returned fire. The battle soon escalated as commanding officer Sam ordered for reinforcements to be deployed, overwhelmed by the rebels. The rebels, although small in number, compensated with their incredibly high rate of fire, challenging the loyalist troops. The rebelling Testicle Platoon soon arrived at the scene, repelling off the loyalist soldiers until the army retreated. The report claims that the trigger on general Charter's weapon, the latest prototype of a new military device referred to as the 'sperm launcher', jammed down, making him unable to stop firing, as a consequence of which many retreating loyalists were impregnated. While several soldiers who were involved in the conflict have testified that several of their fellow troopers were impregnated during the process of retreating, the claims of weapon jamming are currently still being investigated by officials of the International Criminal Court.". Swagcord #swagballs-historical-society. Link
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