The OKBC4 Server Museum

The Server Museum was created by Sudrex after wandering about the server, participating in the first three Trollages and meeting the various players. After settling down near the End Portal the moderator's originally used to get to the End on the first day of the server, Sudrex decided it would be beneficial to start a museum at the portal, as well as adding a blank Towny town to allow players to teleport the museum and the End in a single command.

The Main Hall consisted of the entrance tower, a center room, the End portal, a side entrance to the museum's Slimefun lab, and the entrance to the Museum proper. Found wandering around the hall were some of the Shittown Lab Security, invincible iron golems spawned by xBushia for the purposes of protecting the Shittown Labs. Also found here is a Nether portal leading to the server's Nether Highway.

The Hall of Legends

The Hall of Legends was one of the primary halls of the museum. Within, Sudrex used player heads on armor stands with dedicated lecterns to highlight players notable to server history, for either being launch players or for other notable actions. Towny allowed tracking of player data to confirm join dates and town/nation membership. Sudrex used armor types (iron, diamond, netherite) to convey player significance even among the hall members. NOTE: Sudrex was never able to get information about all qualifying players. A full list follows:

xBushia

Title: Leader xBushia

Joined: Jan 22, 2021

Town: THE FINAL ORDER (mayor)

Nation: TOF (leader)

Netherited: I am afraid of what would happen if I didn't.

FUNNY100

Title: Seiya

Joined: Jan 23, 2021

Town: Noccia

Nation: NOC

Netherited: For performing extending hours operations and management of the discord server.

minerftxploerer05

Title: Archduke minerftxplorer05

Joined: Jan 21, 2021

Town: Floppa-Herzogivna (mayor)

Nation: PN69 (leader)

Netherited: For creating the most powerful weapons in existence on the server.

DoctorPenez

Title: Hermit DoctorPenez

Joined: Jan 21, 2021

Town: Psychedalia (mayor)

Netherited: For coming back to life.

Sploosh1029

Title: Disabled Sploosh1029

Joined: Jan 23, 2021

Town: Bosnia

Nation: The Bosnia Republic Empire

Sotarnicus

Title: [Smiley Face] Sotarnicus

Joined: Jan 24, 2021

Town: Noccia

Nation: NOC

Diamonded: For co-leading the creation of a server-wide Nether hub for travel and business.

Canitch

Title: Canitch

Joined: Jan 23, 2021

Town: Noccia (Sheriff, Assistant)

Nation: NOC

Child_Choker

Title: weeb Child_Choker

Joined: Jan 23, 2021

Town: Bosnia

Nation: The Bosnian Republic Empire

Ghanditti

Title: Ghanditti

Joined: Jan 23, 2021

Town: Cumland

Nation: CUM

Data207

Title: Data207

Joined: Jan 24, 2021

Town: sopa de macacostan

Nation: Federation of PN69

PootBoot

Title: Chief PootBoot Kokenayor

Joined: Jan 24, 2021

Town: Kockinkrok (mayor)

Naiton: Troll Cities

Gooobert

Title: Gooobert

Joined: Jan 23, 2021

Town: Rock Bottom

Nation: Texas

LlamaLover220

Title: CumSex LlamaLover220

Joined: Jan 24, 2021

Town: Bosnia

Nation: The Bosnian Republic Empire

T_O_P_T_H_O_T

Title: T_O_P_T_H_O_T

Joined: Jan 23, 2021

Town: Noccia

Nation: NOC

Mininam

Title: [Heart] Mininam [Heart]

Joined: Jan 23, 2021

Town: Noccia (mayor)

Nation: NOC (leader)

ToddDaOne

Title: ToddDaOne

Joined: Jan 27, 2021

Town: Noccia

Nation: NOC

Diamonded: For extraordinaty integrity and leadership while under targeted harassment and doxxing by the most notorious griefer on the server.

dziadek_max

Title: dziadek_max

Joined: Jan 24, 2021

Town: Noccia

Nation: NOC

Diamonded: For co-leading the creation of a server-wide Nether hub for travel and business.

Littleart0309

Title: Viscount Littleart0309

Joined: Jan 23, 2021

Town: biknee_botem (mayor)

Nation: Texas

viciousflamingos

Title: Dictator Vicious Flamingos

Joined: Jan 23, 2021

Town: Bosnia (mayor)

Nation: The Republic of Bosnia Empire (leader)

krozeder

Title: Trollsome krozeder

Joined: Jan 23, 2021

Town: Cheeki Breeki (mayor)

Nation: Squatvia (leader)

peewafer

Title: peewafer

Joined: Jan 23, 2021

Town: Wafertown (mayor)

Nation: USA (leader)

IntroVirtual

Title: Founder IntroVirtual

Joined: Jan 23, 2021

Town: Virgin Grotto (mayor)

Nation: Circulum Emundari (leader)

Diamonded: For creating the most used villager trading hall on the entire server, for no cost.

SimplyFwox

Title: >SimplyFwox

Joined: Jan 23, 2021

Town: Neko-Ville (mayor)

Nation: Neko-Ville (leader)

Sudrex

Title: Ranger Sudrex

Joined: Jan 23, 2021

Town: _ (mayor)

Nation: _ (mayor)

Diamonded: Creating a historical museum dedicated to the server. Creating many public areas and farms for the server. Leadership during times of conflict.

And All the Rest

And All the Rest was a hall dedicated to regular players, including their players heads placed in an item frame with an accompanying sign of their username and join date. Like the Hall of Legends, Sudrex was incapable of collecting information on all players who ever joined the server. The list follows:

Sexxy_Chicken

Joined Jan 31 2021

Rageguy1324

Joined Jan 25 2021

io_netty_channel

Joined Jan 25 2021

Gengis_Dong

Joined Feb 26 2021

RocksXIII

Joined Feb 20 2021

D4Nf6

Joined Feb 26 2021

GAMEIRANIAN

Joined Feb 23 2021

Henrydude

Joined Feb 21 2021

Ephonium

Joined Jan 25 2021

GeneralHeroMan

Joined Feb 25 2021

sarc420

Joined Feb 25 2021

Schmeatus

Joined Feb 20 2021

_zmei_

Joined Jan 25 2021

Gear15

Joined Feb 28 2021

44izz

Joined Feb 21 2021

Void_LoL

Joined Feb 28 2021

EthanTheRedhead

Joined Mar 4 2021

RatedDforDank

Joined Feb 26 2021

blestmango_74

Joined March 20 2021

M1sTerL1cKEr

Joined March 6 2021

Sheffie

Joined Mar 9 2021

Artifact Hall

The Hall of Artifacts included various notable server artifacts, including the Memories of Shittown section, server maparts, and the Shittown Reactor. Of note are the following.

Limited Edition Floppa Prints

The Limited Edition Floppa Prints were scattered far and wide all over the server, however this one was of note for, as the museum donation note says:

this is an important part of the server history because it is the first mappart, it is one of the original 12 that was unnamed yet and so it does not yet bear the name "limited edition floppa prints" I encourage you to display it k thnx bye

Various Other Server Mapparts

The Ender Dragon Egg

The Museum Lectern speaks for itself:

On the first day of the server, Jan 23, 2021, the moderators used their privileges to find the very portal you passed by on your way here. They went to the End, and defeated the Ender Dragon, while the rest of us were still struggling to gather wood. The moderators, as a flex on all other players, placed the egg down, mined beneath it, and allowed it to fall into the void. The original egg has been lost. This duplicate was donated by SimplyFwox, who originally received it from xBushia. It is one of the only few duplicate eggs not in a player's inventory or Ender Chest.

The Nihlwi Exhibit

The Nihlwi Exhibit was created after excavations uncovered Nihlwi's sword, which gathered enough notice to warrant another player coming forward to donate a copy of Nihlwi's skull, and for RocksXIII to donate his cobble block from Nihlwi's Cumland lavacast. The sword is named Nihlwi's Legacy, and the book reads as follows:

THE SKULL AND SWORD OF THE FIRST GREAT GREIFER: NIHLWI
Nihlwi was the first major griefer of the server. We had discovered numerous smaller griefs done against Cumland, Bosnia, World Spawn, and many others. We had banned all of them and assumed the matter complete. It was not so. Further analysis showed inconsistencies in Nihlwi's testimony both in the server chat function and in the various subreddit posts he had made. We overlooked these as odd behaviors, but then he was discovered to have greifed Bosnia. Nihlwi immediately began to downplay his crimes. He claimed that the griefs were trivial, though an identical grief done to his own town sparked a fierce emotional response as the King of Cumland. This did not sit right with some players, and further analysis showed that he lied on numerous occasions. Sudrex made a post on the subreddit about his actions, and numerous players came forward to admit further crimes of Nihlwi. Nihlwi had been responsible for nearly all the griefs done on the server. He would ask another player to help him grief the town, then take screenshots of their actions. He used these as leverage against them to his will. When all of this came to light, Nihlwi was banned. But he did not limit his actions to the server anymore. He took to the subreddit and posted pictures of ToddDaOne's actual face he had found on social media. this doxxing earned him a final ban from the subreddit, and since this last blow, he has only come onto the discord to harass players once, and was promptly banned. ToddDaOne was crowned CumKing, and Nihlwi's home was destroyed. Cumland has recovered, and become one of the most influential towns in server history. The skull of Nihlwi and his sword, Nihlwi's Legacy, sit here as a warning. Nihlwi claimed to have several alts already active on the server, and he may one day return to further plague us... NEW ADDITION: RocksXIII donated a piece of cobble form the very Cumland lavacast that sparked the Nihlwi saga.

Messages from Lost Moderators

As stated in the museum lectern:

Donated by minerftexplorer05, these books exact origins are unknown, other than that they were written in Floppa-Herzogivina by DoctorPenez. Each is an original, including two copies of the Troll Singalong, both of which are 69 pages. hi is a rather simple book, but nevertheless significant.

hi was a book containing only the phrase "hi", and Troll Singalong was indeed 69 pages of "TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL...". It is unknown how DoctorPenez created such a document.

Memories of Shittown

While still part of the Hall of Artifacts, the Memories of Shittown exhibit deserves its own listings. Items of note are:

The Armor of xBushia

A full enchanted set of Netherite armor named Popbob's Helmet, Popbob's sexy bra, Popbob's pooping pants, and Popbob's cum socks.

POPBOB'S ARMOR
Recovered from Shittown's Popbob Mansion

Donated by xBushia

Dated to before the First Trollage

This armor is not unique for its enchantments, which are all vanilla, but rather for its age, unique names, and its use.

The OKBC4 Server Museum

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