Federal Republic of Normandia

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The Federal Republic of Normandia is a self-declared micronation located within the city of Tallinn, Estonia. It is bordered entirely by Estonia and is considered fictional, but it maintains a structured community, government, culture, and history.

Geography and Political Structure

Normandia claims several scattered micro-territories, all situated in northern Estonia. These are organized into five so-called "puppet states":

Motokov FRN

Retterland FRN

Lalista FRN

Nourveus FRN

Vahtra FRN

The abbreviation FRN stands for Federal Republic of Normandia. These states are not geographically connected but are recognized as parts of Normandia’s claimed territory.

The capital city of Normandia is Haemburg.


Government and Politics

Normandia is governed as a dictatorship, led by Supreme Leader Norman Helmuth Eiche. However, the nation also describes itself as a capitalist republic that respects human rights.

The Normandian parliament includes between 7 to 12 political parties. Citizens vote not only to influence national leadership but also to change the ministers of individual states (such as Lalista). Political ideologies represented include:


Nationalism

Traditionalism

Rightism

Religionalism

Liberalism

Militarism

Orange Wingism (a right-leaning but more intellectual faction)

Republicanism

Federalcy

Fatherland

Ironism

Capitalism


Population and Community

While the real-life population of Normandia is approximately 100 people, its online community (primarily on Discord) includes around 900 members. Combined, the total population is estimated at 1,000 citizens.


Military and Defense

Normandia claims one of the strongest militaries among micronations. It consists of several branches:

Navy Force – includes ships.

Air Force – operates RC planes and drones such as the B-17 (capable of holding 17kg) and B-35.

Defense Forces (The Oak Army) – ground forces.

Union Forces (The Liberal Army) – a voluntary national defense organization.


Culture and Language

Normandia boasts a unique and evolving culture with a deep history, said to span from medieval times to the modern era. There are seven dialects spoken within the nation:

Normandian

Norveus

Nurveus

Nourveus

Norss

Norvandian

Norse

Official languages for migrants include German, English, and Estonian.


Cuisine and Symbols

National Dish: KÄSE SPÄGETTE

National Drink: WHISKÄY-COLS (a Normandian term for whiskey cola)

Currency: Helmuthos (H.E.M)

Passport: Normandian and requires to VISA=FREE almost every micronation country around the world to tavel.


Education

Normandia has its own education system, distinct from other countries. For example:

Mathematical symbols differ: multiplication is written as ¤ (e.g., 4¤4 = 16), and division as : (e.g., 4:4 = 1).

A Normandian language dictionary has been developed to support linguistic consistency.


Religion

The official religion is Jaan, which is inspired by Christianity and includes its own version of a Bible-like book.


Law Enforcement and Intelligence

Normandia claims to have the strongest police department and secret agency among all micronations. These institutions are central to national security.


International Relations

Normandia is the founder of the RLTO — the Republican Liberal Treaty Organization — which functions similarly to NATO. It was established to allow micronations to assist one another during times of conflict.

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