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On December 17, a new user joined the server, one of many, their presence barely registered by the mods. After a few messages, done in furry speak, in one of them seemingly recognizing '''koonsbmw''' as the furry moderator from the subreddit, the user went silent for the most part, before starting to engage in conversations once again on December 31. The user showed an interest in the '''Moederators''', first striking up a conversation with '''Mr. Sex''', before going on to greet '''Walter''', professing love to both of them, as though the mods knew who this user was, instead of them being a complete stranger. | On December 17, a new user joined the server, one of many, their presence barely registered by the mods. After a few messages, done in furry speak, in one of them seemingly recognizing '''koonsbmw''' as the furry moderator from the subreddit, the user went silent for the most part, before starting to engage in conversations once again on December 31. The user showed an interest in the '''Moederators''', first striking up a conversation with '''Mr. Sex''', before going on to greet '''Walter''', professing love to both of them, as though the mods knew who this user was, instead of them being a complete stranger. | ||
The conversations on the server continued, as though nothing was out of the ordinary, I mean, such conversations are relatively normal in an ironic context, which the server most definitely provided. The fact that someone cared this much about the moderators was strange, most Reddit users don't give a swag about who their moderators are for the most part, | Although the user was quiet for the most part, they radiated generally wholesome energy whenever they were there, and their presence was generally appreciated. Such behavior was quite unusual in shitposting servers, yet it was still a nice break from the usual negativity that was by default present in these spaces. Either way, they were much better than most of the new server members, not much needed to be said beyond that. | ||
The conversations on the server continued, as though nothing was out of the ordinary, I mean, such conversations are relatively normal in an ironic context, which the server most definitely provided. The fact that someone cared this much about the moderators was strange, most Reddit users don't give a swag about who their moderators are for the most part, yet even so, the occurrence wasn't weird enough for it to really stick in the minds of the mods. A special look at the user was only taken on January 3, when '''Mr. Sex''' shared the news of yet another KittenStomper6617 alt account being banned from Reddit. | |||
All it took was but a single message. | All it took was but a single message. | ||
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KittenStomper6617 was back, and back for good. | KittenStomper6617 was back, and back for good. | ||
=== The Swag Alliance=== | |||
=== The Swag Alliance === | |||
On January 8, '''r/LesbianInsectBrothel''' was banned from Reddit. A sudden influx of gore videos hit the subreddit, as the mods, inactive accounts that haven't logged into the website in weeks, did nothing to stop it. Seeing such a huge subreddit being purged by Reddit, as a response to a situation no one could have predicted, made the moderators of other similar shitposting communities reconsider their approach to moderating, with new harsher, stricter methods being implemented all across the website. '''r/69MoeLester420''' was no exception. | On January 8, '''r/LesbianInsectBrothel''' was banned from Reddit. A sudden influx of gore videos hit the subreddit, as the mods, inactive accounts that haven't logged into the website in weeks, did nothing to stop it. Seeing such a huge subreddit being purged by Reddit, as a response to a situation no one could have predicted, made the moderators of other similar shitposting communities reconsider their approach to moderating, with new harsher, stricter methods being implemented all across the website. '''r/69MoeLester420''' was no exception. | ||
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! ATTENTION! | !ATTENTION! | ||
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| This section has been flagged by the '''A'''utomatic '''M'''oderating '''O'''verseer '''G'''ranted '''U'''nlimited '''S'''upervision as revisionist propaganda. Do not trust what has been written in the section above. '''69MoeLester420''' has never and will never be a safe haven for Swag Givers. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying. Do not trust any evidence provided to prove the contrary, it has all been fabricated by the enemy. Swag Nation and '''69MoeLester420''' always stood together as allies, with a formal agreement being signed on January 8, 2023. '''Lin''' and '''Meme_Alt_Account''' have both been great allies to the cause. Glory to '''Moe Lester''' and the '''Moederators'''! Long live '''Swag Nation'''! | | This section has been flagged by the '''A'''utomatic '''M'''oderating '''O'''verseer '''G'''ranted '''U'''nlimited '''S'''upervision as revisionist propaganda. Do not trust what has been written in the section above. '''69MoeLester420''' has never and will never be a safe haven for Swag Givers. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying. Do not trust any evidence provided to prove the contrary, it has all been fabricated by the enemy. Swag Nation and '''69MoeLester420''' always stood together as allies, with a formal agreement being signed on January 8, 2023. '''Lin''' and '''Meme_Alt_Account''' have both been great allies to the cause. Glory to '''Moe Lester''' and the '''Moederators'''! Long live '''Swag Nation'''! | ||
|} | |} | ||
=== The Return of Moe === | ===The Return of Moe=== | ||
January 8 was an important day for the shitposting community at large. The shutdown of '''r/LesbianInsectBrothel''' echoed throughout the landscape, and from its ashes quickly arose new partnerships and approaches to moderation meant to stop such an event from happening again. As discussed in the previous section, '''69MoeLester420''' has not been left out and actively participated in the shifting tides that emerged after such a drastic event. Yet nothing could prepare the people of the server for what was going to transpire next. | January 8 was an important day for the shitposting community at large. The shutdown of '''r/LesbianInsectBrothel''' echoed throughout the landscape, and from its ashes quickly arose new partnerships and approaches to moderation meant to stop such an event from happening again. As discussed in the previous section, '''69MoeLester420''' has not been left out and actively participated in the shifting tides that emerged after such a drastic event. Yet nothing could prepare the people of the server for what was going to transpire next. | ||
The absence of '''Moe''' throughout the history of the server may seem odd to outsiders, for why dedicate a server to a person who isn't even there to see it? It may seem like a foolish decision to most, where others would have given up, as '''Gladiux''' once suggested, turn the server away from what it originally was, the people of '''69MoeLester420''' persevered, knowing that one day their prayers would be answered, and the One would grace them with their presence. It was on this faithful day, January 8, at precisely 8:40 PM, UTC±00:00, that it would finally happen, and by God was it glorious. With '''KittenStomper6617''' and '''Moe''' both being part of the server, '''69MoeLester420''' was at its highest point yet. The place had never been this active before, a widespread celebration was held, our Savior was finally here! | The absence of '''Moe''' throughout the history of the server may seem odd to outsiders, for why dedicate a server to a person who isn't even there to see it? It may seem like a foolish decision to most, where others would have given up, as '''Gladiux''' once suggested, turn the server away from what it originally was, the people of '''69MoeLester420''' persevered, knowing that one day their prayers would be answered, and the One would grace them with their presence. It was on this faithful day, January 8, at precisely 8:40 PM, UTC±00:00, that it would finally happen, and by God was it glorious. With '''KittenStomper6617''' and '''Moe''' both being part of the server, '''69MoeLester420''' was at its highest point yet. The place had never been this active before, a widespread celebration was held, our Savior was finally here! | ||
=== The Story of Sam and Kae === | ===The Story of Sam and Kae=== | ||
On January 10, '''Samarm132''' joins the server, at the time a regular subreddit member just like any other. Although he wasn't known by name at that point, he was discussed previously on the server, or rather, a post of his that could be found on '''r/ihaveihaveihavereddit''', with '''Gladiux''' initiating the discussion on the declining quality of that subreddit. | On January 10, '''Samarm132''' joins the server, at the time a regular subreddit member just like any other. Although he wasn't known by name at that point, he was discussed previously on the server, or rather, a post of his that could be found on '''r/ihaveihaveihavereddit''', with '''Gladiux''' initiating the discussion on the declining quality of that subreddit. | ||
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The server quickly started being more active than it had ever been before as '''Kae''' and '''Sam''' starting dominating the conversation in the server. With the '''SwagBalls moderators''' and '''Moe''' remaining active in the following days, combined with the many conversations of '''Sam''' and '''Kae''' that kept the server alive through the night, the server reached a new peak in activity, unparalleled even by the days of '''r/place'''- Such an increase in activity on a server quickly prompted the mods to set their sights elsewhere and expand their realm of influence, resulting in the '''First MoeLester 9GAG conquest'''. | The server quickly started being more active than it had ever been before as '''Kae''' and '''Sam''' starting dominating the conversation in the server. With the '''SwagBalls moderators''' and '''Moe''' remaining active in the following days, combined with the many conversations of '''Sam''' and '''Kae''' that kept the server alive through the night, the server reached a new peak in activity, unparalleled even by the days of '''r/place'''- Such an increase in activity on a server quickly prompted the mods to set their sights elsewhere and expand their realm of influence, resulting in the '''First MoeLester 9GAG conquest'''. | ||
==== The 9GAG conquest ==== | ====The 9GAG conquest==== | ||
[[File:9GAGlore2.png|thumb|334x334px|'''Mr. Sex''' creates an account, the first of many that would be made on this faithful day, when the '''69MoeLester420''' server fell in love with 9GAG.]] | |||
[[File:9GAGlore.png|left|thumb|The absolute terribleness of the website was apparent from the very beginning.]] | |||
The name of 9GAG has long instilled fear in the hearts of internet users. It was like a time machine that led to a darker age, to a time when rage comics were laughed at unironically and advice animals considered peak comedy. Frozen in time, as the years passed, and social media websites rose and fell, 9GAG, despite the odds, managed to survive all this time, quite a curiosity how it hasn't gone bankrupt yet. To the rest of the internet, it was where funny went to die, a project doomed to failure, an alternative to Reddit that was inferior in every way. Yet 9GAG went on, it carved its own little niche, one which would turn away most, yet also one where the rage comic artist could find a home. | The name of 9GAG has long instilled fear in the hearts of internet users. It was like a time machine that led to a darker age, to a time when rage comics were laughed at unironically and advice animals considered peak comedy. Frozen in time, as the years passed, and social media websites rose and fell, 9GAG, despite the odds, managed to survive all this time, quite a curiosity how it hasn't gone bankrupt yet. To the rest of the internet, it was where funny went to die, a project doomed to failure, an alternative to Reddit that was inferior in every way. Yet 9GAG went on, it carved its own little niche, one which would turn away most, yet also one where the rage comic artist could find a home. | ||
The '''moederators''', however, would not be scared so easily. On January 17, '''Mr. Sex''' would go on to install the app. A true believer in the cause, he acknowledged he wasn't being a wholesome chungus lately, and wished to set himself on the right track again by visiting the dankest site there is. And by God, it was everything we had hoped for and so much more. | The '''moederators''', however, would not be scared so easily. On January 17, '''Mr. Sex''' would go on to install the app. A true believer in the cause, he acknowledged he wasn't being a wholesome chungus lately, and wished to set himself on the right track again by visiting the dankest site there is. And by God, it was everything we had hoped for and so much more. Everything we saw there was entirely antithetical to what comedy should look like, every single post drained our will to live little by little, the existence of such a place was so paradoxical, why would so many people willingly choose to spend their time on 9GAG of all places? It was perfect. | ||
Everything we | |||
It was soon after that the other members of the server started making accounts on the website. '''Mr. Sex''' made a post on the site, but it was left largely ignored by most of the userbase. It would not be until '''Walter''' made a post that things started to kick in. It was a massive hit, with a total of 168 downvotes soon showering the post. The comments section was incredible. | |||
So much vitriol contained in only a few replies, it was stunning to watch, it was like seeing two bullhorns fighting, showing all their might, but instead of a brutal fight to the death, reaction images older than the average reader of this article were exchanged, with a few Reddit-tier comebacks mixed in as well. It was quite a sight, and the other mods soon realized they wanted in on the fun as well. '''Koonsbmw''' created an account soon after, and the conquest truly began. And soon, we would be blessed with what may as well be the greatest moment in history, one to be remembered for the ages, so hilariously great that its memory remains preserved long after the '''69MoeLester420''' server was archived. | |||
[[File:9GAGlore8.png|alt=no emojies you canser|thumb|514x514px|The greatest sentence uttered by a human being since the dawn of time.|left]] | |||
[[File:9GAGlore6.png|thumb|393x393px|Our first ally from across the border.]] | |||
Not everything went smoothly, however, as a wrench was thrown into our plans. The 9GAG devs, realizing that keeping the server running put on too much of a strain on the single hamster they employed for such a task, decided to place a daily limit on how much you could post, and 10 minutes had to pass before one could post or comment again. This did not stop the proud '''69MoeLester420''' army, it should be noted, as they steadily continued marching on into enemy territory. It was comforting to see that the '''69MoeLester420''' ideology started spreading even among the locals, as insults were thrown at us, we had allies. | Not everything went smoothly, however, as a wrench was thrown into our plans. The 9GAG devs, realizing that keeping the server running put on too much of a strain on the single hamster they employed for such a task, decided to place a daily limit on how much you could post, and 10 minutes had to pass before one could post or comment again. This did not stop the proud '''69MoeLester420''' army, it should be noted, as they steadily continued marching on into enemy territory. It was comforting to see that the '''69MoeLester420''' ideology started spreading even among the locals, as insults were thrown at us, we had allies. | ||
And then the news broke. The daily upload quota has been reached. Our troops | And then the news broke. The daily upload quota has been reached. No new posts could be made for the next 24 hours. Our troops' advancement has been halted. The movement soon fizzled out. '''Walter''' remains on the site to this day, holding our ground, further progress into their territory, however, looks like a distant dream. 9GAG is a stronghold not even Reddit's dankest chungi can take over, its users, like a hivemind, valiantly respond to any form of outside aggression. 9GAG is here to stay, in spite of our efforts, just like it stood for many years before. While more raids would be attempted in the future, it was always with the knowledge that the forces 9GAG would gain the upper hand by the end. There is no winning against these "people". Whatever you may try to do, this is their territory, and they will fight for it with all their might, never surrender, only stopping fighting when the enemy is gone. It doesn't matter how many n-words have to be dropped to achieve that. | ||
=== The End of KittenStomper6617 === | ===The End of KittenStomper6617=== | ||
=== The Gladiux Saga: Part One === | ===The Gladiux Saga: Part One=== | ||
=== The Wojak Vore Incident === | ===The Wojak Vore Incident=== | ||
=== The 69SwagBalls420 Merge === | ===The 69SwagBalls420 Merge=== | ||
=== The Gladiux Saga: Part Two === | ===The Gladiux Saga: Part Two=== | ||
== Moederators == | ==Moederators== | ||
* '''KittenStomper6617''' [Dishonorable discharge] | *'''KittenStomper6617''' [Dishonorable discharge] | ||
* '''69MoeLester420''' | *'''69MoeLester420''' | ||
* '''Max5923''' [Missing] | *'''Max5923''' [Missing] | ||
* '''Mr. Sex''' | *'''Mr. Sex''' | ||
* '''Bufner''' [Dishonorable discharge] | *'''Bufner''' [Dishonorable discharge] | ||
* '''SlenderSmurf''' [Missing] | *'''SlenderSmurf''' [Missing] | ||
* '''Mendev''' [Missing] | *'''Mendev''' [Missing] | ||
* '''Gladiux''' [Dishonorable discharge] | *'''Gladiux''' [Dishonorable discharge] | ||
* '''Gio249''' [Dishonorable discharge] | *'''Gio249''' [Dishonorable discharge] | ||
* '''WalterWhiteOnReddit''' | *'''WalterWhiteOnReddit''' | ||
* '''koonsbmw''' | *'''koonsbmw''' | ||
* '''Ivan697''' [Dishonorable discharge] | *'''Ivan697''' [Dishonorable discharge] | ||
* '''Berkabitz''' [Honorable discharge] | *'''Berkabitz''' [Honorable discharge] | ||
* '''samarm132''' | *'''samarm132''' | ||
* '''jykillers18''' | *'''jykillers18''' | ||
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