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=== An Odd Fellow === | === An Odd Fellow === | ||
[[File:KittenStomper6617Reveal.png| | [[File:KittenStomper6617Reveal.png|249x249px|thumb|left|The message containing the grand reveal. Notice the red ban message implying that the user was KittenStomper6617.]] | ||
[[File:KittenStomper6617Reveal3.png| | [[File:KittenStomper6617Reveal3.png|300x300px|thumb|right|Reality starts to settle in.]] | ||
[[File:KittenStomper6617Reveal2.png| | [[File:KittenStomper6617Reveal2.png|238x238px|thumb|left|The realization hits.]] | ||
[[File:KittenStomperReveal4.png| | [[File:KittenStomperReveal4.png|295x295px|thumb|Joy.]] | ||
On December 17, a new user joined the server, one of many, their presence barely registered by the mods. After a few messages, done in furry speak, in one of them seemingly recognizing '''koonsbmw''' as the furry moderator from the subreddit, the user went silent for the most part, before starting to engage in conversations once again on December 31. The user showed an interest in the '''Moederators''', first striking up a conversation with '''Mr. Sex''', before going on to greet '''Walter''', professing love to both of them, as though the mods knew who this user was, instead of them being a complete stranger. | On December 17, a new user joined the server, one of many, their presence barely registered by the mods. After a few messages, done in furry speak, in one of them seemingly recognizing '''koonsbmw''' as the furry moderator from the subreddit, the user went silent for the most part, before starting to engage in conversations once again on December 31. The user showed an interest in the '''Moederators''', first striking up a conversation with '''Mr. Sex''', before going on to greet '''Walter''', professing love to both of them, as though the mods knew who this user was, instead of them being a complete stranger. | ||
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KittenStomper6617 was back, and back for good. | KittenStomper6617 was back, and back for good. | ||
=== The Swag Alliance === | === The Swag Alliance === | ||
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And then came along a simple message. | And then came along a simple message. | ||
[[File:IDGASlore.png|center|frame]] | |||
The gauntlet was thrown. Our honor had been besmirched and we would not stand for it. This despicable action, committed by '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''', was unforgivable. To steal from ''us'', the proud nation of '''MoeLester''', the thought of it disgusted us all. First, the image dumps, an incredible idea retroactively started and popularized by our great and honorable leader, stolen, repurposed as cheap entertainment for the masses over at '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''', left with no soul, no passion like those that were once regularly posted by '''Moe'''. Now this. The greed of '''IDGAS''' knew no end. We were left with but a single option. This meant war. | The gauntlet was thrown. Our honor had been besmirched and we would not stand for it. This despicable action, committed by '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''', was unforgivable. To steal from ''us'', the proud nation of '''MoeLester''', the thought of it disgusted us all. First, the image dumps, an incredible idea retroactively started and popularized by our great and honorable leader, stolen, repurposed as cheap entertainment for the masses over at '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''', left with no soul, no passion like those that were once regularly posted by '''Moe'''. Now this. The greed of '''IDGAS''' knew no end. We were left with but a single option. This meant war. | ||
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On January 10, '''Samarm132''' joins the server, at the time a regular subreddit member just like any other. Although he wasn't known by name at that point, he was discussed previously on the server, or rather, a post of his that could be found on '''r/ihaveihaveihavereddit''', with '''Gladiux''' initiating the discussion on the declining quality of that subreddit. | On January 10, '''Samarm132''' joins the server, at the time a regular subreddit member just like any other. Although he wasn't known by name at that point, he was discussed previously on the server, or rather, a post of his that could be found on '''r/ihaveihaveihavereddit''', with '''Gladiux''' initiating the discussion on the declining quality of that subreddit. | ||
[[File:SamForeshadowing.png|left|thumb|366x366px|A discussion of one of '''Sam'''<nowiki/>'s posts, a few weeks before he decided to join the server. At the time an insignificant event, later on it would become the prime example of divine irony, especially concerning the moderator that started the discussion, '''Gladiux'''.]] | |||
[[File:360 monitor.png|thumb|The curved computer monitor belonging to one Samarm132, so wide in dimension that it forms a semicircle around the user, who, even with a complete turn of their head, will not be able to see both ends of it in a single glance. To those without functioning eyes, I feel deeply sorry for you, as you will never in your life see something so indescribably comical it prompted me to place it in a tangentially related wiki article.]] | |||
Soon enough, however, it was starting to show that '''Sam''', as he will be referred to for the rest of the article, was not a complete random, as he soon revealed that he knew '''Berkabitz''', a Reddit user that was often joked about being in a relationship with '''Moe''' due to an abnormal amount of messages sent between them. This piece of information will become more relevant to the story as it approaches its end, and as such, should be kept in mind. In the beginning, it did not matter much, however, as the new user was quickly dismissed as annoying by the entirety of the mod staff. In spite of this, '''Sam''' decided to stay on the server. | Soon enough, however, it was starting to show that '''Sam''', as he will be referred to for the rest of the article, was not a complete random, as he soon revealed that he knew '''Berkabitz''', a Reddit user that was often joked about being in a relationship with '''Moe''' due to an abnormal amount of messages sent between them. This piece of information will become more relevant to the story as it approaches its end, and as such, should be kept in mind. In the beginning, it did not matter much, however, as the new user was quickly dismissed as annoying by the entirety of the mod staff. In spite of this, '''Sam''' decided to stay on the server. | ||
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On the same day, '''Sam''' did a reveal of his computer monitor. This detail is not relevant to the story in any way, I just wanted to show that thing to you guys. The dimensions of it are absolutely comical. | On the same day, '''Sam''' did a reveal of his computer monitor. This detail is not relevant to the story in any way, I just wanted to show that thing to you guys. The dimensions of it are absolutely comical. | ||
The server quickly started being more active than it had ever been before as '''Kae''' and '''Sam''' starting dominating the conversation in the server. With the '''SwagBalls moderators''' and '''Moe''' remaining active in the following days, combined with the many conversations of '''Sam''' and '''Kae''' that kept the server alive through the night, the server reached a new peak in activity, unparalleled even by the days of '''r/place'''- Such an increase in activity on a server quickly prompted the mods to set their sights elsewhere and expand their realm of influence, resulting in the '''First MoeLester 9GAG conquest'''. | |||
The | ==== The 9GAG conquest ==== | ||
=== The End of KittenStomper6617 === | === The End of KittenStomper6617 === | ||