Wry Lore

The Wry Lore describes the history of servers from the Wry Cord sphere. (Theno Empire, Federal Troll Agency) aswell as a few other nicher servers.

The supposed "first phase" of the Wry Lore has lasted since April 6th, 2018 until August 28, 2022.

Cross-Posted from Wry Lore google doc (Things are a little casually written don't judge me i just copy and pasted!) ~ MyszakSzyszak

(2017 - May 18th 2020)

On September 20th, 2018, the world experienced an event that would change the course of thousands of peoples lives… Rise of Kingdoms hit the app store. Arealstali was an AVID player and introduced her friend Theno to the game. In turn Theno would introduce his many friends to the game such as King Cokc and Labyrinth. They would TROLL on the game and have a BLAST doing it!! :D little do they know in just a few years time they would change hundreds of thousands of peoples lives. [This is not an overestimation]. Theno isn't very active for now cus he got school and covid still dont exist but he makes it his DUTY to hop on the game every two days like clock work to play the game. Theno and his goons would hijack other ppls clans in the game and ruin them. He became HATED in the community but some ppl would praise him which is where the theno praise started which would be taken to another level during the Theno Empire’s peak.

They meet “opps” such as Don Peppa and Orby who challenge Theno and his circle but Theno always prevails. They ruled over Rise of Kingdoms until someone named King Kinetics introduced Theno and his friends into trolling on discord. This is where Theno’s life truly started. They make a server that dies in like 10 days but then they make the THENO EMPIRE which will change the lives of millions.

Wry - Exposition (January 23rd 2019 - March 2020)

the main character. This like when wry got discord and wry made a server called Kool Kids Klub [he was 11] it was his second server but the first one had like 5 members. The name lasted like a couple month and it was mailny his friends irl. The server was renamed to Sweet Home Alabama and it was pretty much the same. I think Almawt mightve joined at this point. OBAMA’S PLAYHOUSE the most iconic name this server has ever had all the og members joined at this point like shorp, almawt, fold, mucki, lul, and others the server was only active because of the crazy funny Dank Member bot peoples life revolved around this thing. There was this one dude who was the villain to Wrys story. wry and his homies irl were making plans on how to rob him. this before covid too bro thats crazy wry changed tho fr. The KappKast was another thing happening around this time its like the one Cookie King video where hes like “Yooo what if we all got a youtube channel and make vids and get famous together” a few of the vids r still up but the hella old ones wry wus an actual squeaker so they not up no more. The channel was also originally meant to be a podcast like bro.. Bro. On new years wry held a CRAZY event where the person who invited the most people would win nitro and mod ((they lied))

Intermission 1

On the other side of world Zokluke and his best friend Kurievan were exploring the world of roblox in a group named Big Heads United (BHU) where they would meet many friends like CatinAaron and Kavolty

A BRIEF HISTORY OF BHU

The OG owner known as unixeI made BHU to have a group of fellow Bigheads, which is an accessory on roblox which is a very big head, to raid games with. Together BHU would raid many roleplay games. After a bit unixeI would retire from their very exclusive role as owner. BHU kinda dies at this point. Zeezy2204 would replace them. Zeezy2204 was already extremely famous, known for making Sans Simulator. Apparently she wasn't a very good owner. She would later step down and become a Dev for BHU instead. BHU dies again. LUCKILY a savior known as fujikain would come and SAVE BHU. He was a good owner but retired too. (The job is very stressful). lopxolar (loppychan) would seduce the owner to give her owner instead... According to people she was the best owner. SADLY the group started to flop so they decided to make a Border game. Planning was going good but for an unknown reason the game was *DRUMROLL PLEASE* … CANCELLED. (DUN DUN DUNNNNN). And with that BHU was officially OVER on September 3rd, 2020. Some of the owners made a new group called Guerrila Gorrilas. And Zeezy2204 would go to make a very successful group called The Construct with over 163k+ members. unixeI would make a group too called Finobe and it was successful but sadly it was shut down.

Theno Empire - Chapter 1 (Late 2019 - March 2020)

The Theno Empire is now officially a server. Theno gets the server partnered with a server called bleed where a lot of OG members like coach g and doctor j would join. Some funny stuff happens like a russian cyber attack where apparently like 100 russians joined and raided the server. [WOW thats crazy] Markarus who is an infamous user (not for good reasons :/) is very active on this chapter. ANOTHER MAIN CHARACTER… SAN (stylized in all caps) joins too. He is very hated by King Cokc and Markarus at this point in time. SAN gets co owner which causes a lot of backlash and he abuses his power hella. He does some VERY terrible things and gets demoted. Another good member that joined was M.Salman joins who was 20 so he gets trolled. (rip) A main thing with the Theno Empire is that they would raid servers and would you look at that their ships are leaving the dock now . Goodluck at sea fellas! I hope your quest is fruitful!

Theno Empire - Chapter 2 (March 2020 - Mid 2020)

YARR ME MATIES!!! [ THE THENO PIRATES HAVE LANDED AT THE SHORE OF THE OBAMA’S PLAYHOUSE ] Theno and friends enter Obama’s Playhouse Theno and his group raid the server and the goat Wry gives Theno and his friends admin so they can raid harder but instead they became like allies and it was really cool. Both the servers grow and all seems good from thenos view. Around this tiem The Theno Empire becomes a very political server not like politics like IRL but like server politics where who gets elected owner and admin n stuff. Many political fights happen in staff chat which is really funny.

One of the new staff was someone named Xi from the Obama’s Playhouse. He was a WINNER who took discord very seriously. He wrote a constitution for the server which is so BASED… There is a race for vice dictator and a very liked member Johnny wins by a landslide. In a fit of pure rage Xi nukes the server. His nuke is very BAD and it is reverted in mere minutes. A court case was held for Xi but it wasnt enough for him to go back into power (RIP!!)

There is another server active at this point too called MAGA (yikes…) by doctor j. This is where the Mike Pence and everyone beef began. Eventually this server would become something else but that comes later…

During Theno Ch. 2 - Wry (March 2020 - May 18th 2020)

When Wry sees theno and his crew invading he follows thru with his comedic genius and gives them admin so they can raid even harder Theno and wry became cool tho they both very smart guys. A lot of the members get mad at this tho cus these randomes got admin outta no whrre. One member in particular this dude pickled was so mad bro he treated discord like his job or something his life was crumbling. Pickled has the master plan to nuke the theno empire so he starts to gain Thenos trust and even nukes obamas playhouse to show his loyalty. (PICTURE 2 THE RIGHT). It wasnt in vain tho cus he did do good on his word and nuke Theno. Theno gets so mad at Wry and starts banning people in obama with his friends. They ban like 50 people and they dislike all the videos on Wry’s youtube channel and shit it was insane bro. Later they feel kinda bad so they unban us from Theno and let us stay there. Later things chill down (ayo..) and we become friends again. The server would turn into Obama’s Schoolhouse and be active for a bit but would eventually die. I also meet Gabecord at this point (IMPORTANT).

Wry would change history as people know it on May 18th 2020. A member named prekkis would make a lil server that would last for a day but something important happens. An election was held and Mamba and Wry ran together. They ended up losing so they made their own server called the FTA.

The FTA - Season 1 (May 18th 2020 - June 26th 2020)

The server was originally made to be the trolling HQ for the Theno empire but it quickly evolved into its own thing. Some members from Theno come here to be active and all the Obama’s Schoolhouse members move here. MOST IMPORTANTLY Bangshakalaka joins and him and Wry immediately become friends. Wry gives him admin the day he joins and all is well in the FTA. Bang uses his connections in OKBR 3 to advertise the server and the FTA becomes known as somewhat of an irony server (like OKBR, Irony Hub, WhenThe, and Dogelore [this a whole other thing and it is not important to Wry Lore]). It is the most dysfunctional and funniest of them all however. FTA copies OKBR a lot in the early days. Wry doesn’t like the server that much so he gives it to Mamba.

The FTA - Season 2 (June 26th - October 12th 2020)

FTA grows well but they get a strike from discord so they quickly delete every channel which becomes the servers first of many nukes to come. Bean was one of the very first admins but he leaves because Bang deleted his horrifically unfunny reddit club (Bean CRIES). A CRUCIAL character joins in the form of Unspiteful. He boosts 16 times and we thank him with admin. We also host the second FTA Minecraft server which goes unexpectedly well. During the grand opening we would meet Vixtoriuh who was like 18 at the time she falls in luv with Unspiteful. Wry would begin to start making meme music with his friends. He drops the original Wry album on October 10th 2020. Eventually Unspiteful becomes fed up with bang (They had beef for a while…) and NUKES with his friend Heckknok who was also mod at the time. Heckknok bans all the boosters and Unspiteful enlists his friend to code a nuke bot which quickly deletes every channel. This makes Unspiteful the very FIRST discord antagonist. One of many to come! When Mamba comes online he is FURIOUS!!!!

Intermission 2

[2019? Maybe 2020] Later on zokluke and Kureivun would discover discord and one night them and a friend named BDG typed “cum” in the invite link and they joined a server called dogelore. Dogelore at the time was a small irony server with 500 members.

After being an active user in dogelore for about a year zokluke discovered irony hub back when it had 1032 members. He became active in irony hub and got the troll role. Then he got banned in dogelore for unknown reasons.he also got banned in irony hub. Zokluke was very sad he was banned from his favorite irony servers and quit discord for a week. He came back and found a server called OkBuddy(u know) where he was active for about a year.

Meanwhile zokluke, kureivun, kavolty, and catinAaron1111 discovered a game called nUSA on roblox. Zokluke to this day has 10+ million $$ in this game. Anyways catinAaron got obsessed with nUSA and ran for president. He only got 3 votes but he was very serious about it. catinAaron strayed further away from his friends and later became a furry. he currently owns a discord server for fellow furries and his boyfriend.

Theno Empire - Chapter 3 (Mid 2020 - August 2020)

While all the FTA stuff is happening… The Theno Empire becomes an extremely active community server. A lot of side villains are introduced in this era such as Gordan Ramsay. Who was kind of like the joker he threatened to nuke the FTA and faked a Markarus account to harass users (a very looked down upon practice). For context Markarus has been gone for a long time now but his followers may still pretend to be him to continue his ideology. Another good member was MosinSniper who is a gun and war addict. He later became an active member of AliAlexRg’s server.

AliAlexRg is a discord and omegle politician in his mid 20’s. He is trying to save the west by telling people to join his server and go on omegle.

Many great ideas went unnoticed like King Cokc’s idea to make a trolling channel called Brain Assault it would've been a sensation but they didnt go through with it. Another UNNOTICED idea was Theno’s Vc Event.

Theno starts electing people to take his place and be rotated every couple weeks or months (Like in real life).

The first dictator is mamba who was a pretty good owner but by the end of his run the server kinda starts to dying. The next owner was johnny who was also a pretty good owner and the infamous user bangshakalaka starts being active at this time. Me and bangshakala record the interviews video which is very funny an absolute classic video. The next owner was doctor j and so many people are mad especially johnny who ends up NUKINg the server with the help of very experienced discord bot coder Karineko and they absolutely DESTROY the server im surprised it even recovered. A new server called Old York Sex City is made and pretty much replaces the Theno Empire

Old York Sex City (August 2020 - September 2020)

While The Theno Empire was dying doctor j decides to revive the maga server by completely remodeling it into an ironic city rp server. An absurd amount of women join the server which is AWESOME. These INCELS treat them badly :/ this 1 girl had a crush on me i felt real love.. :) . Jesus joins at this time and he is crazy bro he’s not crazy like markarus racist unfunny crazy but crazy like actually crazy. Jethro also joins and hes funny :) .

The Fall of The Theno Empire

One day Wry and Lul were in VC and they decide to nuke for NO reason but everyone agrees it was time to let that server go… Old York is the future! It is a very sad moment but it was necessary..

[OLD YORK CONTINUED] Shady Belle joined to this day she the biggest Wry Lore mystery. Most likely she was a random person who was trolling but her nudes she was sending sayin otherwise aint showing NO WHERE on the internet. Its was funnier to assume she was a pedophile so everyone went with that. She gets banned so she makes a server called Old Jersey Sex City Wry and Almawt nuke it the weirdest thing is i joined vc and it was actual like lil ass kids playin Blox bruhh and they all went with the story they knew shady belle cus their mom knew her whattt? Weiirdddddd… Hannah was another important person she was teaching the boys in the server how to talk dirty she was suppose to be on the og wry album but she deleted her cord account! The server is very active for all of august but dies hard and gets extremely inactive. Later is nuked now no one uses it last message was like 2 years ago. Main most important thing is that this is where the wry fans started.

The FTA - Season 3 (October 12th - December 24th 2020)

AFTER the devastating Unspiteful nuke we rebuild and the server stays active. A VERY important thing happens there was an Among Us hack happening where this dude called Eris Loris hacked into like all Among Us games happening at the time and spam the invite to discord.gg/transgenders [it wasnt really his server he jus posted it so people would go there and spread hate] this was during among us PEAK so like 100,000 ppl joined the server and raided it. After like 2 hrs the server had enough and deleted itself. But then Lul has the genius idea of taking the vanity the hack had stopped by them and the hype of eris loris died down but still like 1 thousand ppl joined and stayed. The server remains relatively active then slowly starts dying so to bring some attention to the server Wry, bang, dawn, almawt, and bjchoyce nuke the server and blame bjchoyce for it which was funny and dawn almost blew our cover. Pretty soon everyone found out it was us though and the server remained dead. During this time their were many attempts to create a new server to replace the fta like siper’s server “LOL ZONE” which was very active for one day but he deleted it for some reason idk it was doing pretty good. He made a 2nd LOL ZONE later and it was active for like 3 days before dying. Another server was bangshakalaka and wrys “The Official Server” which lasted a single day and died and the sequel to it “THE EA” which lasted 2 hours before dying.

Gondal Empire - Chapter 1 (September 2020 - December 12th 2020)

The beginning of the most evil discord server known to man. After Old York died the Gondal Mafia was made as a replacement to it. It was ran by doctor j, king cock, jesus, and a user named katt. Wry and Almawt do sum hacking and find loopholes to ping everyone and promote their servers and they are banned and not allowed in the server for basically the whole first chapter. A lot of the admins are demoted for a while like jesus, katt, and africa who abused their perms. The mod team troll this server and nuke it 4 times this shit cray bro. The server dies and jesus nukes and Wry and almawt are blamed for it which is CAP. Wry was playing roblox with shorp in fta when that happened. APPARENTLY. It was an inside job by Doctor J HIMSELF who used Jesus to absorb the blame while he inacts his master plan to become the sole owner and make Gondal the new global superpower and overthrow the FTA…

The FTA - Season 4 (December 24th 2020 - January 26th 2021)

The server is the deadest its ever been and Mamba is eager to give owner to someone else. Wry feels mischievous so he nukes on Christmas Eve… and Wry is demoted which was the biggest mistake that could ever be made. A lot of rumors spread about who is getting owner but it turns out to be Lul! Lul does absolutely NOTHING to help the server and spends his time on Irony Hub instead. I dont blame him that server is peak. He says owning FTA is too stressful and it is beyond saving. It is a DISCORD server. His biggest hater at this point in time is Olivierr. Olivierr is an actual goat he is hated by everyone except for Wry. Look at this picture and look at bro PLEAD for owner. He woulda saved the server no cap sadly Lul didnt answer to his prayers. Eventually Lul gives owner to Fishes who also doesnt do anything. Then TRAGEDY strikes when the Gondals trick Wry into giving them power and they nuke the server AGAIN. All hope seems lost until a glimmer of hope shines through it all… The Night Is Always Darkest Before The Dawn

Gondal Empire - Chapter 2 pt. 1 (December 12th 2020 - January 26th 2021)

Doctor J enacts his plan and introduces an election system like Theno Empire. This time its only for stuff like admin though and not all powerful roles like owner. The main character of this server Heckknok joins and invites his friends Unspiteful, MostlyMozi, and more. (These were the first people to nuke the FTA if you recall).

The first big thing to happen in the server is King Cokc joining a bunch of romanian servers and spreading the word that Gondals are anti-Romanian which leads to the biggest raid ive ever seen. It was pretty funny ngl. THIS NEXT PART MIGHT BLOW YOUR MIND. It turns out Doctor J and Theno were the same person THIS WHOLE TIME… The biggest discovery in Gondal history is the discover of the Friends server. It was discord.gg/friends and it had pretty much no rules and no one to enforce them. It was like 10,000 members and the people there were next level cool. Gondal advertised there a lot because no one enforced the rules. A lot of goats joined like Henry2007 and most importantly Mr Yelsew.   Mr Yelsew was a discord professional who gave us a lecture to stop the Gondals from trolling it was absolutely hilarious. He was flirting with another boss named Catie who was friends with the Gondals for like a week so we get catie to troll him and its the funniest of all time. Theno cucks mr yelsew and then mr yelsews gets so sad he has some amazing monolouges hes truly the best person from friends. (RIP MY BRO)

Hes kinda right… he was very philosophical and he is doing fine now ive checked up on him. Another person from friends becomes CONVINCED the Gondals are master hackers and know the TRICK. SADLY the Friends server gets deleted because of the Gondals constant wrong doings.

A new user named azlili joins and sends high ranking users this message,

“hey, my name is azlili, im a secret person in disguise to avoid any problems. i am here to warn you about Theno, he is a backstabbing, manipulative, bitch who seeks to gain followers in his so-called cults to ruin peoples lives and reputations, he intends on raiding and nuking discord servers (which is illegal) and some of his followers even threatened to send illegal content like porn. please, PLEASE, i ask you, help me seek revenge and stay in contact for further updates, he ruined my repuatation, dont let him ruin yours…” 

A nuke is faked for azlili and she gives a monologue but Theno comes in with the god acting skills and pretends to be devastated to azlili says shes sorry.

It is all but confirmed azlili was the alt of another person who was wronged by Gondal known as Supreme Commander Lightning, the leader of the Rebellion which is a group that believes in monsters and other creatures. Gondols signed up to join the Rebellion and ended up nuking the rebellion server.

The FTA - Season 5 (January 26th 2021 - March 1st 2021)

FTA is finished. The past two seasons have been absolutely terrible. - Says the average member at that time… but then. Like an angel sent from the heavens. Bangshakalaka gets owner from Fishes. But it was FAKE owner just gave him permission to do whatever he wanted pretty much and made it seem like he was owner by giving him the highest role and stuff.

I am promoted again and the server is now fairly active. Irony hub is a very active irony server but they believe in quality over quantity and they had the gg/cum vanity. That vanity brings the worst members of all time so they give it to us cuz quantity >> quality something bang taught me. Also Whole Lotta Wry drops which was a good thing for the community.

On February 17th we do something good for the community. We find a server named “Minecraft Community Server” which was a scam server where you could by ads for like 200 dollars. They were holding the gg/joebiden link for the joe biden server. We stole the link before the joe biden server could take it and it was funny af. Turned out we werent just trolling and were actually doing good because the people who ran the joe biden and minecraft scam server were the people who hacked Serns account who was the owner of the Obama server the funny one with a lot of members and boosts. We got praise from a lot of people mainly professional discord server owners like the big ones tho not the ones with funny ppl.  LTC kept the cum link safe while we did the trolling.

Bangshakalaka is not officially owner yet and is growing more and more impatient by the day for Fishes to log on to the SpaceZ account which was the account that had owner to transfer owner to him so bang could officially be owner of the fta. On March 1st me, Bang, and R. Thom were in vc together and bang decided that it was time for him to get owner so we came up with the MASTA PLAN!!!! Bang will demand owner or he will nuke the server if fishes gives him owner we win if he bans or demotes him i will nuke. R. Thom SNITCHES like the cop lover he is and the server goes into lock down and Wry and Bang are DEMOTED.People are OUTRAGED since we are the best moderators of any server ever.

Multiple groupchats emerge and staff chat explodes with arguments as to who the new owner should be since fishes doesnt want the server anymore. It was about to be R. Thom but it wasnt lol. Eventually after many political debates fishes gives it to bang and Season 5 comes to a close. BUT fishes gets locked out of his accounts before he was gonna transfer owner so we have to wait like 30 minutes more lol but then then he hops on SpaceZ and streams himself transferring owner to bang a lot of ppl cry cus bang is very hated but too bad hes the best person ever. This is the first TRUE interaction i had with zokluke cus he was the biggest crybaby during when this happened.

Intermission 3

Zokluke clicked a link Bang sent in OKBR which led to the FTA and has now switched from spending his days on OKBR to spending his days on FTA. all day everyday he would grind XP and the role rankings [XP did nothing FTA used a system similar to many irony servers where admins would give image perms (troll) to users who were active normally on there first day, the next role was Federal which would be given to memorable trolls this role would unlock some of the Meta channels where people could vote for emotes and petitions. The next one was The which was the highest one any normal person would probably reach which unlocks all the meta channels. Elite Trolls! Was the highest one normally friends of admins or extremely goated users.] Zokluke got user of da week 6 times in a row until he became advisor and took his job RLY SRSLY (as anyone should). Muted 10 people a day and logged everything in punishments until he became admin.

Gondal Empire - Chapter 2 pt. 2 (January 26th 2021 - February 9th 2021)

A minecraft server is made and the day it opens Nutsij gets mad because unspiteful gets oligarch chairman which is co owner and they start spamming a fat asoltfo gif which makes him snap and he invites a bot called Squidward where when you say hey squidward do you like big chungus the server gets nuked (WOW). Heckknok bites off more than he can chew and starts threatening Irony Hub. Irony Hub being the nerds they ban every member of the server even good IH members like Wry.

RPG Bot leads the server to its eventual doom making the server nothing but a place for people to spam commands. Many rebrands are attempted but the server just keeps dying. Cyan does something UNEXPECTED and kicks 200 people with the limited power he has. The server has no chance of coming back so Wry nukes it with his own bot called “THE IRONY STOPS NOW” the most influential nuke bot yet as it sparks many memes. An anonymous source says that something terrible is going to happen on May 17th so now people are fearing…

The TOG Union (February 14th 2021 - March 7th 2021)

The FAILED sequel to the Gondal empire. Heckknok calls it QUITS which is detrimental to the whole Gondal community. TOG opened on valentines day and was active for the first day but slowly started dying after. Some court hearing happened in vc idk what that was about lol. On february 17th mike pence got owner of the server because Theno had to be inactive and trusted him. Outrage happened and the server was nuked the same day at midnight pst because heckknok came back and made a server called the anti mike pence initiative which led a movement to go down with pence. The next day mike pence promotes azlili as vice dictator lmao.

By february 22nd the server is completely done by now so a new server named “School academy for girls and boy” is made run by Theno and Wry it is kinda active for like a day but eventually dies so the remains of the Gondal Empire is turned into the Theno Cult which is surprisingly pretty active. The story of the gondols is far from over however… A new server is being thought up with the minds of Heckknok, King COKC, and Doctor Theno with a crazy government system way more in depth than the real government.

The FTA - Season 6 pt. 1 (March 1st 2021 - April 11th 2021)

Bang is owner now. Server is active af. SADLY FTA gets two more strikes so another nuke must be thought up ASAP. The server has around 3k members at this point so we thought it would be funny to get everyone in a vc and watch the nuke happen and hype it up. Sadly THE IRONY STOPS NOW was malfunctioning so we gave everyone manage channel perms to do it themselves. It was hella chaotic. The server closes for a bit then reopens on 3/21/21.

The goat chessman joins. He is the grim reaper of all irony servers with the largest collection of gore possible. He is also an alting master. He has made atleast a 1000 alts to raid servers it was so funny.

New Gondalia (March 7th 2021 - April 24th 2021)

The new Theno server opens on March 7th and gets 100 members on the first day. The server is very active and the first elections start and a new user runs his name is Kendrick Lamar. Everyone IMMEDIATLY likes him but he ends up losing because of voting fraud. People start making their own political parties and the first one is NAFI which was a leftist party.  It is lead by Heckknok and Ara two people not known for their leftist beliefs… very suspicious. The next party was the CPP by King Cokc and the third one was TPAB by Kendrick Lamar. TPAB and NAFI become enemies.

One day a user named Whistle Blower joins and sends a google doc that says

The TPAB party is working with FTA to nuke, they have been spies for a while, certain members have been known to be working with Bangshakalaka for a long time, Kendrick Lamar is not a puppet of wry, but is instead the biological clone with DNA of Bangshakalaka made in a secret cloning center underneath the ruins of the old Thenopolis castle. Specific members such as Wry and Jake101 are sleeper agents working to take over the server and make FTA the only world power. I only have so long before this message gets out and I’m found and banned. Theno bless Gondalia.” 

This turned out to be TRUE. During the last High Council election a very unfunny user named Amo and formerly known as “Bobux Giver” (lol) is accused of RIGGING and the facts stack up insanely well all the people that didnt put their name voted for him its CRAZY. Also march 17th is approaching on 3 days left………

A user named the ETA Leader joins and starts talking about how hes gonna topple the Theno kings that supposedly control everything that happens and plan the lore in advance. We suspect he might be Bansghakalaka OR an OG user because he knows his history and claims that hes gonna revive markarus and san on march 17th. Gallium and Gasolina join ETA two FTA members very weird. NotAlexVeng attempts to character assassinate Wry by saying he will be the main controller of May 17th and will rein hell on both FTA and New Gondalia.

MARCH 17TH COMES EARLY!!! BANGSHAKALAKA BLACKMAILS MAMBA TO LET HIM NUKE NEW GONDALIA. AND FTA GETS NUKED TOO!!! Now TPAB members are Banned 4 Life. This includes influential members like Wry. Most of them eventually get unbanned.

The real March 17th comes and it starts off tame with the release of King Cokcs new youtube series in the style of many Gacha Life story videos but different. Some evil people find the videos and come to raid Gondal spamming the most obscene of gore. They got tired but they said they would return…

After the nuke the server rebuilds and the GOATED party is formed by Gallium and the TPAB party falls after kendrick died and they were blamed for working with bangshajalaka on the nuke. Another party is formed called the TROJ party which stands for The Return of Jesus which was an OG user who a lot of people liked. It has members like Morty, which is pretty cool. NAFI turns into MGGA to try to grow the server. THE ELECTIONS on 3/22/21 were CRAZYYY they were the emperor, vice emperor, and high council elections it was insane so much rigging first people were rigging in favor of king cock then in favor of heckknok the vice elections were more insane than the main emperor election it was crazy. The next day the winners were announced and the new emperor is UNSPITEFUL omg vice is HECKKNOK and the most important high council election was CHILLDOWN vs VAULTBOY and chilldown wins so AWESOME. Then we start a vc event then jelly starts spamming her becoming mod and its funny then bang was unbanned and started spamming pinging chilldown and telling him to k*ll himself then everyone started spamming so much like 1000 messages a second. But then Chilldown gets demoted for NO reason.

Some random person named Jelly is actually insane she hears voices according to her alter ego Devil Jelly. She makes Old York based off of a groupchat and not the old server. Kendrick Lamar joins and gets admin randomly then makes a bot called Jelly Bot which was a nuke bot then NUKED old york when it was growing. Lol. jelly makes Old York v2 which is nuked by trollmaster using clearerbot it was funny. Jelly makes Old York v3 and KENDRICK comes back 😲!!! Hhe begs for forgiveness saying that MARK DICE paid him to do it which is another member. Mark dice finds out kendrick snitched joins and says his address so kendrick nukes because jelly exposes that he snitched and it is crazy. Old York v4 is made and kendrick comes back and nukes again!!! (it was so funny lol) Old York v5 is made and gets nuked again by trollmaster but it survives.

Unspiteful is now emperor and…

The FTA - Season 6 pt. 2 (April 11th 2021 - May 18th 2021)

New Gondalia members Unspiteful, Heckknok, and Doctor Theno have had an alternative account for around 2 months named “Bored” which has befriended Bangshakalaka. On 4/11/21 Bangshakalaka was drinking and going crazy in the FTA by pinging everyone many times and spamming porn in the #general chat. Unspiteful, Heckknok, and Doctor Theno do the final troll on the bored account by texting him while he is drunk and hitting bro up bro was lowkey catching feelintgs. It was INSANE bro. They ended up nuking fta and deleting all the roles and channels it was funny it took like 3 hours to rebuild instead of 1.

One day Bang brings this random girl to the FTA named IcedTea. She was MAD annoying and he gave her co owner it was funny asl. She banned anyone who crossed her it was mad funny bruh. There was a stage set up and ppl kept trolling her. Most notably WigWav which will be very important later. People made some OBSCURE edits of her saying some of the most rambunctious things ive ever seen. This RUINS her life and put her in a state of depression. RIP. her bf finds out bout these edits and bro thinks theyre real.

Bang is on break so Wry and his gf are the owner for like a month. Goth gf gives trollmaster admin for a couple milliseconds but bro is faster than light so he invites Loric’s nuke bot and it goes under EVERYONE’S nose.

Gets Wry demoted even though he had NOTHING to do with it unfair asl. And Goth Gf gets banned for a day. Even her biggest fan pettyWrath was mad at her…

You might think you've seen real evil with all the shenanigans the Gondals have done but you have not even seen real evil. MrPie is the definition of malice and pure evil. He prays on small servers with rare vanities to try to convince them to give it to him so he can grow his monopoly of big meme servers with absolutely no character and life in them. He’s also homophobic and unfunny AF. He got spies on other servers to find weaknesses. He is hated by so many server owners but he is so powerful they don't dare cross him. He is such a loser bruh his whole life is on discord he thinks hes so cool bruh its actually hella sad im starting to pray for bro. Anywayzz on 4/28/21 he convinces Jake101 to give him the cum vanity pretending to be the middleman between us and Peternity who we were gonna trade with for gg/cock for a little bit.

Now this random Dababy server has OUR vanity. Luckily a good samaritan nukes it for us by nuking 1k members. This isnt enough though.

All hopes are lost on trying to get the vanity back and the beginning of the downfall of the FTA has begun.

New Gondalia (March 7th 2021 - April 24th 2021) pt. 2

UNSPITEFUL DOES NOTHING AS EMPEROR!!!! People are MAD and start joining CPP and now CPP is TAKING OVER as the server superpower!!! Heckknok and King COKC teaming up!!! To take down unspitefu.

Heckknok — Today at 5:10 PM

@everyone It's been a week since unspiteful got Emperor, and personally I'm disappointed. Disappointed not only in the new Emperor, but myself for believing that unspiteful would be the right choice to rule over us. I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT THIS CHART AND ASK YOURSELF NOW, IS THIS THE NEGATIVE ZERO THAT YOU WANTED? unspiteful has not only ruined our activity but he has been playing us from the very beginning, HE HATES gondals because of this community his relationships with all of his friends are in tatters, HE'S BEEN PLAYING US THE ENTIRE TIME, I would like to point out the details of the nutsij nuke, where it was unspiteful who drove him to nuke, and the fact that unspiteful added the rpgbot that caused the decline of the gondal empire, if he doesn't hate us, he's not a bad person, just a terrible leader, charismatic as hell, but the decisions he makes will ruin the server, our withering pride, and our meaning as gondals. The age of irony and satire were both shit, I give up on both, I don't give a shit if you're ironic or satirical, we're all gondals. And so I propose the TRUE GONDAL AGES. REMEMBER OUR HISTORY, remember the fun times, AND NEVER FORGET UNSPITEFUL'S GREAT FAIL, El, Psy, Kongroo

Unspiteful nukes. It is exposed that SAN has RETURNED. And SAN was the one who ordered Unspiteful to nuke… THIS IS UNSPITEFULS EXCUSE.

seminem — Today at 10:45 PM

It wasn’t mainly bc people were rebelling but bc Connor is doing his annoying ass “mwuhahaha... I am evil an work for the Soviet YumYum” shit + I’m busy irl

Crazy stuff.

The server is rebuilt and heckknok is gone Elections are starting up again and famous user WRY is one of the people running 😱. And he WON. could he turn Gondalia into a haven again now that FTA is starting to crumble? Bangshakalaka AND Theno team up to make a new server say w-W-WHAT!?!? Two people known for being ENEMIES teaming up? They make the TOGFTA but it dies in 1 day.

The server gets reimagined and now elections are NO MORE. Also morty mini nuked banned like 20 people or something idk and they partnered with a big server discord.gg/ratio and got a lot of members almost back to where we were before unspiteful nuke.

Heckknok is MAD chilldown is at such a high power so he NUKES undoing everything we were working for… After Theno comes on they rebuild and the entire heckknok group leaves including the famous members like unspiteful nut cyan notalexv an others they make a server called Dillhole. A new competitor for the dying Gondalia. We dont know who it was yet but someone reported a bunch of accounts and got Theno, mamba, gabeolo and some other people banned 😨this was insane!!! Now a lot of people hate heckknok now cus everyonme thinks its him and he left every mutual server now he still has people friend tho. A couple days later the server gets DELETED… same day OKBR3 was ended jus different year… very suspicious.

The FTA - Season 7 (May 18th 2021 - June 11th 2021)

It has now been one year since the FTA was first made and it is celebrated big in the FTA. everyone writes about their favorite members and memories and it was really sweet.Shady Belle came back and she got owner gave a bunch of people admin adn pinged everyone like 100 times it was so funny bro lol.

BANG CANT STOP CRYING. He paid some professional hackers with R.Thoms money to get the cum vanity back bro got scammed harder than hard. Someone named motion raids with like 100 bots and its HILARIOUS we tell them to get more and he raids with like 1000 more bots ahahhahah but then bang bans him cuz he doesnt find it as funny as us so motion raids with 10,000 bots ahahhahah he paid 8 dollars to hack discord bruh what a WINNER he raids gg/cum too lol.

The Dababy server rebrands into the Cum Palace which is probably what it still is to this day depending on when u reading. Most likely MrPie is still on discord everyday every hour every minute looking at all his servers and how well their doing doesnt matter 2022 or 2024 this is bros life. I wish nothing but the worst for him. Bang convinces a mod named CIA to ban all the boosters from the cum palace and gives him mod in FTA. next day CIA kicks around 600 active members from the FTA lmao

FTA goes under 30 boosts again but this time gondal steals the poop vanity which was our final hope. Bang tries anything and starts making the rules and moderation more strict? Idk how thats suppose to make the server more active.

Wry makes the Kek Zone and a bunch of people start becoming active there.

[6/11/21] zokluke has had multiple bots with admin perms in the server for a long time now and decides to strike with the aid of gondal a bunch of boosters are banned and the server is nuked rly bad. Later in the day this dude wigwav gives a bunch of gondals admins perms and around 3000 people are banned and the invite to kek zone and gondal are spammed a bunch. Every single admin was banned or demoted only leaving goth gf, kat, and r.thom as the last fta loyalists

This marks the final season of the FTA. It lasted 389 days and had an amazing legacy. I will miss this forever but it fr a thing of the past something like the FTA cant exist current day. I miss Bang the most ive only talked to him like 3 times since that and its been almost a year now. I hope bro is doing well. The community that existed in FTA was so bad it was my favorite thing ever. I have yet to find a server do something like FTA was doing. Atleast not one with that many members and that lasted for that long. Ive tried to recreate the same feeling even making 3 more servers after the FTA but it truly can and will only exist in that period when covid had us all inside. Some more than others. RIP fr. im gon make sure FTA Records keeps the name strong.

FTA for life (i agree)

Gondal (April 24th 2021 - September 6th 2021) pt. 1

King Cokc quits the Gondal story RIP. After New Gondalia was deleted a new server was made simply titled Gondal. Some new mentionable members are Zokluke, Goth Gf, and ra.

The day after Gondal gets made Volun does something genius (Real OGS will remember him by the name Summer In Chernobyl). He comes up with the idea of a name for our rap group which would eventually evolve into the music we make today. Big Ass Doge would be our name for like half a year maybe a lil more.

Gondal is doing very well so far. A competitor named Tax Fraud was doing very well so the Gondals NUKED it. Evil. Jesus got admin and banned around 200 people so yeah. they made an announcement about the nuke and how they got trust issues now and theyll demote all mods. Theno had admin still cus they trusted him for some reason then he went and banned all the important members before getting banned himself. they doomed the server permanentaly. Trollmaster nuked by tricking people into believing a nuke bot was actually an anti nuke bot!!!!! He also framed my dude purple-expon messed up AF. Wry was forced to leave gondal as FTA and Gondal tensions grow more and more because of constant gondal nukes and the Bored situation.

A very famous user named San joins back and makes a dumbass server where we vc and he convinces me to make him admin for a day so I do that on that day alot of mods get pissed af at him he demoted anyone who insulted him and promoted his d riders. He DOXES some people which leads to his demotion. We host another round of mod interviews where new people get mod/admin which is the turning point for the new generation users alot of new ppl become active like Skem and anthony. While Theno is away in a business trip in NYC ara gets made fun of by Lia | brr which was on the Big Ass Doge Tapes track 4 BTW. anyway she makes fun of him and he NUKES. Luckily Jesus (AKA Wyvern) rebuilds while theno is in the Big Apple.

This dude joins and starts calling everyone his seed so people start mocking him by calling him Seedy. This annoys him till the end of times so his villain origin story starts. He mics up with Gondals and he turns out to be like 12 yrs old. Gondols ruin lives everyday yikes… He invites his friends and eventually they roast the Gondals out of vc so thats good. The very next day a girl joins and Zokluke goes on discord during Science Class 2 try to hit her up i hope it goes good for them. Another girl named Dolly joins and she befriends everyone and is a very good admin/ co owner but she LEAVES for NO REASON ripp. Squad. They tried contacting but it was to no avail.

The server keeps growing and reaches level two of boosts which was 15 boosts back in the day so its more impressive.

Lia invites ppl to her friends server and the head admin Onlychris HATES gondals so he starts banning all of them which leads to the gondals insulting him TOO HARD. This leads to some convuliting between the admins of the server because they just see Onlychris acting crazy cus they dont know who the gondals are so they give gondals admin which leads to the server getting DESTROYED nuked. Lia’s personal server also gets nuked around 1 minute after and Theno gets blamed for it… Look at this picture shes DEVASTATED. Lia leaves and cuts all ties with the gondals ripppp.

Theno is going on another business trip to Boston this time so he needs to find a new owner to take care of the growing Gondal and he chooses Katt (one of the OG owners of the first Gondal server so she seemed like a good option. The gondals continue their conquest by nuking an innocent Anime server because the owner wanted help building it and asked the Gondals to help him because they already had a very successful server. When its nuked the owner makes a new one and it gets nuked again. I DO NOT CONDONE THE ACTIONS OF THESE EVIL GONDALS. For some reason a bunch of egirls joined but like the bad kind that b saying the craziest of things and like the dude who said slurs on omegle i forgot his name the dude who dressed like joker.

Theno officially leaves for Boston and now its time for Katt to lead Gondal into success. Katt purges like all of general and San tries to come up with lies to get himself repromoted like sending katt a photoshopped screenshot of Theno saying he’s supposed to be admined. Alot of people boycott the server during these 2 days. Gondal gets a lot of support from a lot of different people a lot of Muslims migrate to the server and a lot of girls too. Also a very famous youtuber joined and Bear started becoming very active hes a professional roblox player he owns a big car and hes like a crypto master so hes very rich he started giving away nitro like every week. Gondal takes its first ever L in trying to be evil by trying to nuke Pals which is a cat irony server but they were too smart and strong for the Gondals. Ra gives Theno a taste of his own medicine by catfishing him to get revenge for Bang.

A lot of funny stuff happens and also DAWN comes back she was a very OG member and it is celebrated. Jesus AKA Wyvern boosts 12 times so now Gondal has level 3 with 32 boosts. They are aiming for gg/irony but they get something better when FTA loses gg/poop so they steal that. FTA keeps deteriorating and Gondal keeps growing so Zokluke gets everyone in a vc and streams the final hours of FTA. it was an absolutely devastating VC wry broke down crying. JK i didnt but it was sad. Bang gets on and is in shock that his server was nuked by his friends so he bans like all the mods and admins who participated in the nuke anyone whos even in the gondal server is banned (which is basically everyone at this point) FTA is over and Gondal is now officially the discord superpower. [TO BE CONTINUED]

Kek Zone (June 8th 2021 -  June 16th 2021)

From the rubble of the FTA a new server must rise.

Wry makes the Kek Zone in anticipation that the FTA will soon fall and only 3 days after Kek Zone was made the FTA falls. Just before FTA fell Kek Zone hit 30 boosts in just 3 days which is insane mainly because of a Epic Games and Discord promo that was going on where anyone could get Nitro. Bang joined and begged for admin but the entire world was against him because of the way he was running FTA post cum vanity which was very sad because he was trying his best. Wry wanted to give him admin but he was strictly a man of the people.

8 days after the Kek Zone was made it was deleted by Discord and Wry’s account was banned for unknown reasons. In just a baker’s week it accumulated 300 members and 60 boosts.

It will be back.

CHINA/KSI (June 11th 2021 - September 2021) pt. 1

It was a dark and stormy night. WigWav looked outside his window and saw the FTA fall with his very eyes. A new opportunity formed. No longer will the FTA be the only powerhouse in discord.

Many servers we’re made in a scramble to control the members from FTA and eventually the members split between three servers. Theno’s Gondal, WigWav’s China, and Wry’s Kek Zone. The China server already existed as Newleash but it wasnt very big but it blew up during the FTA nuke so it rebranded into Anarchy Irony (WomanMaster2013’s brainchild). At this point it was an anarchy server with the vanity gg/markilpier. Motion botted like 600 members into the server but WigWav liked it because it made the server seem bigger. The server is dead asf and literally no one talks in it I think the most active day was 200 messages, no one is talking so WigWav decide to rebrand the server in hope that it would become active. He made it the FTA and this made Bang veryyy maddd. The real FTA still exists just no one uses it since it lost 4/5ths of its members and all the members that actually used the server.

They switch the vanity to gg/raid and this saves the server. Export Gaming joins from this. He becomes mod but is very abusive. Export tries to enforce rules so hard which went completely against what the server was trying to do. WigWav also gets introduced to a diabolical superweapon which would change the course of discord all together and would ruin peoples lives. The DM Nuker was in WigWav’s hands. Meanwhile Export asks if he can ban all the motion bots because he thinks they are ugly and WigWav says no. Export goes ahead and does it anyway which makes WigWav VERY mad. WigWav demotes him and tries out his superweapon for the first time on Export. It was devastating and this is Exports villain origin story.

The server was too anarchy and got DELETED. WigWav was at work and checked his phone to see DM’s from 20 people telling him to get home ASAP and fix this catastrophe.

Gondal (April 24th 2021 - September 6th 2021) pt. 2

This lil dude joins and starts SCREAMING at everyone in vc and it was kinda cool he had some bars though personally i would not let him talk to me like that but thats just me personally. Gondal starts Dying for NO reason but someone made this chart with their own theories as to why this is happening. Luckily this doesnt last for long and the server is revitilized when both Heckknok AND Unspiteful make a grand return. Purple Expon does a classic move and gives everyone the ability to ping the role that everyone has so Chaos Follows for a lil bit. Someone (most likely trollmaster) decides to make an alt and pretend vyxz was banned from discord claiming they’re vyxz and nearly NUKES gondal also changes the vanity too. Now some random had discord.gg/poop and not the Gondals theyre not even related to Wry Lore. Heckknok establishes a new system to root out anyone against gondal.

A war begins between Gondal and the server that stole the vanity and many casualties happen because of it. Dark times ensue. Motion tries botting the Blanco server (the server that took the vanity) which leads to Theno getting banned so no more professional communication between them is possible. Ra and trollmaster the professional discord supervillains are back they start recruiting a bunch of people who have been rejected by gondal again to report the server including bangshakalaka. Their plans didn't go through though. Heckknok starts a crusade and starts beef with a bunch of random servers and they all raid Gondal simultaneously making the fastest chat yet.

This dude with a 2k member server say Gondal’s 27k members so he wanted to partner and they did but motion raided his server RIP.  Heckkock starts going on a tantrum in vc complaining about the current economic state of gondal and how its being run right now. A lot of people call him a nerd including StandPissing who absolutely has no room to talk but anyway he gets really mad because StandPissing was Heckknok’s sidekick at one time so Heckknok leaves in a fit of rage. Unspiteful also leaves probably because Heckknok told him to.

The server is NOT the same anymore San is offline again Heckknok left and nobody is talking they need something to save the server QUICK. On July 22nd a nuke is staged and everyone gets @everyone perms and other stuff. July 22nd was suppose to be the sequel to the legendary May 17th which led to every server getting nuked. Gondal gets nuked AGAIN on the same day by a third party skL and arh arh mere hours after the first nuke. Later some random joins and raids with all his bots this makes everyones Cord lag hella. They try rebranding to Girl Gondal a bit later but this is no help to getting the server active again. Finally on September 6th Gondal is officially over and most of the people go to gg/china which is WigWav’s server.

CHINA/KSI (June 11th 2021 - September 2021) pt. 2

A new server is made and Export Gaming is ALREADY attacking! He sends many raid bots which he paid good money for. A merge between Gondal, Kek Zone, and China was in talks but it failed so horribly. At this point the server is pretty dead because they had an absolutely horrid vanity in gg/cheems. Skem has a stroke of genius fortunately and they switch to gg/china which is pretty good. Export Gaming has a deal to make with WigWav and says that if he can get unbanned he will teach WigWav the secrets of token logging. (I SERIOUSLY DO NOT CONDONE THE EVIL DOINGS OF CHINA AS THIS POINT IN TIME). WigWav agrees and when Export Gaming joins vc they humiliate him instead of answering his pleads of being unbanned. Kappy becomes admin at this point who is a very important and influential character in post FTA Wry Lore.

Kappy’s Story So Far

The first Diverse Groupchat was made by Wry on 5/1/2021 as a meme groupchat for Wry, Gabecord and others to play games and such. It very quickly evolved into an exclusive club of diverse elites in Wry Lore to conversate and be funny and play games. The OG lineup was something like Wry, Bangshakalaka, Kat, Goth GF, Almawt, and some other people too. On the very same day Bang says he found someone who had listened to and reviewed the entirety of the Whole Lotta Wry album. That person was Kappy and they were added to the groupchat so Wry could see the review. Eventually Kappy became a mainstay in the group and the groupchat changed to Wry, Zokluke, Jake101, Joverica, Kappy, Mamba, Almawt, Kat and some others that would be switched out oftenly. This group would play roblox and vc a lot. This is also where the closing track on The Big Ass Doge Tapes album got its name. Kappy would however start spending time with WigWav and Heckknok however and would start the beginning of the end for the group.

Kek Zone 2 (June 16th 2021 - September 24th 2021)

Once Kek Zone 1 was deleted Wry made a new account in mere milliseconds and made a new server. The server got 100 members in 2 minutes, a new record for Wry Lore. It got 30 boosts in 2 days, one day faster than the OG Kek Zone. He decided to stick with the Kek Zone name as it had a nice ring to it! The server was doing very well and the community was thriving. A long time member of FTA named Otto who went unnoticed by Wry for a year has finally gotten his attention. Otto was an amazing leader and made Kek Zone grow very well.

WhenThe OFFICIALS decide to raid and nuke the server with their secret tactics. They are very edgy and use one of the people Wry thought he could trust AGAINST him. Printer convinced Wry to give these new people power and the server fell. Just a bit later the server was nuked AGAIN by cat.png or trollmaster because they pretended to be Arby. IDK how Wry fell for this for like the third time. The merge between Gondal and China is a failure so Kek Zone remains a solo server. The server is doing really well and many funny events are hosted. Stage discovery is added so Wry and Kappy host a lot of stages and they are really funny. You can watch some clips of them on The KappKast youtube channel.

On 8/14/21 Bang quit discord and it sent out waves of sadness across the community. I genuinely miss bro so bad he was Wry’s best friend on the app for the longest of times. I talked to him like once or twice after everything but it just isnt the same. Wry And Bang (Bang and I) had such a strong connection it was crazy he mightve been the funniest person Ive met lowkey. Theres a lot of clips of us on The KappKast channel and anyone who was there would know Bang and Wry were the most unstoppable duo out there.

Kek Zone reaches 600 members with the help of the recently obtained discord.gg/poop vanity that they got back. The long awaited Big Ass Doge Tapes drops in just a few days on September 29th 2021 [THE DAY YANDHI WAS SUPPOSED TO DROP LOL THAT IS COOL] until absolute disaster strikes. The server gets marked as an NSFW server by discord and the admins FRANTICALLY try appealing but it is to no avail. Kek Zone 2 has fallen in a much less glorious way than FTA.

CHINA/KSI (June 11th 2021 - September 2021) pt. 3

WigWav takes Kappy under his wing and teaches him how to token log. Kappy goes a lil wild with this newfound power and token logs some less than deserving individuals. The server is as active as FTA during its peak times because of Trollmaster’s genius idea to make it a full on China server. Kappy continues to do evil things under the influence of WigWav. One of the things was so unbelievably evil it haunts Kappy forever and he quits discord just a few days after. RIP my boy. The server is doing really well and is at 61 boosts and 672 members with a very active community but the server gets brutally nuked by an unknown entity. All the members move to a new server known only as The Greatest Server Ever Made. or GSEM for short.

Wry’s Monologue

Once Kek Zone fell a new server was created titled The Greatest Server Ever Made which was a joint server between Wry and WigWav. However this server would be extremely uneventful. I believe that Wry Lore truly ended on September 29th, 2021. I controlled and changed the lives of like at least 100,000 (cap) people. It was lowkey kinda fun. Anyways on September 29th, 2021 the Big Ass Doge Tapes was dropped and it had features from all the heavy hitters throughout all of Wry Lore: Kappy, Zeszty, Zokluke, Jake101, Bangshalalaka, Joverica, WigWav, Kat, Mamba, Almawt, Purple Expon, TheLoneyee, Alch, The O, and more. By the point it dropped a lot of those people had nothing to do with Wry Lore anymore so it really felt like a true ending to the whole thing. More servers were made but Wry Lore truly ended and stopped being as fun as it was here. In my opinion.

Greatest Server Ever Made (September 24th 2021 - April 30th 2022)

Wry and WigWav open their new server GSEM and it gets 200 members in just a day and a half. Otto comes to save the server as usual and the server is doing great. This dude named Beluga joins and tells people to join his server but people like Tobuscus Lover I Love Tobuscus had other plans… TLILT has been here since almost day one he is like the most OG person who has never had mod in any server ever. Anyway TLILT and others start being EVIL in Beluga’s servers and bro makes like 4 more servers and they are all devastated by GSEM members. On October 25th 2021… just a few days before HALLOWEEN people from discord.gg/yale join and raid TOO HARD. They ping like 600 times its wild. Later the WhenThe Warriors would attack as well.

The server gets self nuked on December 30th 2021 because i forgot who but they reported and an anonymous advisor told us. The server turns into FTA for a lil bit and a lot of OG members return but sadly it only lasts for around 2 weeks. The server was hella active for like a month but then it dies hella hard because the most active members leave for NO REASON. The server would be extremely dead for months and to put the nail in the coffin Jake quits cord so finally me and Zok start the new era on April 30th and nuke the server and start being dead serious about this new server, our rapping careers, and our joint youtube channels.

Gondal Dynasty (September 28th 2021 - October 22nd 2021)

A new gondal server!!! It booms first day because of Heckknoks arrival. Kebab gets vice and Hai and Andrea join. They got mod later because they chat in Gondal 24/7. Galactic Pepe is an important character in this one. He joined from China and becomes a mainstay gondal member. SAN is back and is in full evil mode. Theloneyee and Andrea become lovers which enrages SAN to an unhealthy amount of evil. He does very evil things so Wry steps in to defend his friend but sadly gets caught in the crossfire. SAN is now a menace to Wry and Loneyee for NO REASON. SAN does evil things so evil they cross the line. Heckknok leaves and starts the downfall of Gondal Dynasty. Hai and Andrea leave because of the evil doings and they were the most active ones so it completely kills the server. A shortlived server.

Gondal Caliphate (October 23rd 2021 - November 4th 2021)

The new gondal server is thought up by Heckknok and Theno with an owner election system. The first owner is Loneyee who SAVES the Gondal name. The next owner is Wry who saves it even more banning anyone who is unfunny and edgy. This ENRAGES people like SAN who are based off of edginess. Also because of Wry the server gets level 3 what a good owner. He hosts good events and Gondal is finally a haven for all peoples. Purple Expon becomes owner and he continues what Wry had done. Sheeblou is the next owner and wants to partner with GSEM but Wry says NO because by this point Gondal and GSEM (FTA/Wry) are ENEMIES. They hate eachother very much because FTA/GSEM/Wry and his people is very inclusive and diverse and jokes dont depend on unfunny edgy memes while GONDAL is full of doxxers and evil people. Jake also hates Gondal so he tries convincing Sheeblou to nuke but sheeblou’s will stays strong. Standpissing gets owner next but bro is so bad nothing happens.

A CIVIL WAR BEGINS. A new user named Monkeyman joins and gains the likes of all the members. He runs against the current owner Standpissing and is winning 11 to 7. Standpissing, wanting to remain in power, deletes all his votes and purges the chat. Theno sees this and gives owner to Monkeyman. Heckknok and Standpissing demand that MonkeyMan leaves the server, and that he doesn’t deserve his role as owner. The brave duo venture into the trenches of chat and spam MonkeyMan. MonkeyMan immediately retaliates with incredibly funny memes. Heckknok, StandPissing, and many others including Bear do not consider MonkeyMan to be a good member, and they continue to push for him to be banned. As the night goes on, things get more heated and monkeyman is starting to lose supporters. Almost everyone is against him, and Monkeyman is dumbfounded. Monkeyman decides to ban his 3 biggest foes: Bear, Heckknok, and Standpissing. This only escalates the situation as the trio were very important figures in the server. Monkeyman, only seeing one option, takes the easy way out. He leaves the server in shame. Heckknok will later become the next owner and invites a nuke bot and runs a -banall command which banned everyone in the server. This is the end of the Gondal Caliphate.

New Gondal (November 7th 2021 - December 6th 2021)

A New Gondal owned by Jesus and Theno. It is pretty active and Loric is extremely active (HE NUKED FTA ONCE HE'S EVIL). The server gets nuked by someone idk people stop caring to write history down. They rename the server to the ZAMN Republic and get discord.gg/zamn. This brings absolutely no new members and the server dies.

AfghaniSAN (December 6th - December 26th 2021)

A server owned by SAN. People like Wry and others from the FTA servers completely stop being active in Gondal related servers so they are pretty much no where to be seen… Heckknok returns and is fairly active and King Cokc is back! Some packers join and start packing EVERYONE out of vc. The server is active for a bit and some events happen no one cares though.

The ATI (December 28th 2021 - January 23rd 2022)

AfghaniSAN dies and everyone goes here. Stuff happens ACCORDING TO SOURCES OF THE TIME… some evil stuff happens and King Cokc returns again. WigWav and Heckknok team up to do some evil. Gondal converts into the ATI (Anti Troll Initiative) and this is actually the most depressing place I’ve ever seen. This server was full to the brim of actual losers. It dies somehow on January 23rd 2022.

GONDAL HOOD (February 24th 2022 - April 24th 2022)

Nothing happens of IMPORTANCE here. On april 24th Heckknok NUKED and there will be no new gondal servers for a while…

FTA Community Server Official Community (April 30th 2022 - June 28th 2022)

Wry and Zokluke start their new plans with making a server and it gets 100 members in just two days. From here their Youtube and Soundcloud journey would begin.

THE FIRST VIDEO WAS RECORDED ON 5/15/22. THE FUTURE STARTS SOON…

FTA RECORDS SKATING TO BE FOUNDED SOON 5/27/21…

Its been almost a month and nothing has been done but SUMMER is upon us.. Everything changes soon. A plethora of beats have been provided. It all starts soon.

Is what i wouldve said if it actually worked out. This was quickly replaced by the poop galaxy

Gondal+ MAX DELUXE (June 18th 2022 - July 8th 2022)

A new gondal… what will this bring to the world? Who knows. Theno and SAN are no where to be seen and have seemingly quit. Will Heckknok revive Gondal history? Its been almost 2 months with no gondal… have people forgotten.. So far nothing extraordinary has happened but its only been a few days….. Is gondal making a return for the summer? NO

It got nuked supa hard by theno and heckknok for ZERO REASOn. These jits do not want to succeed.

DABR (July 8th 2022 - August 28th 2022)

(short for Digital Anarchist Bureaucracy Roleplay) Dead ahh server. replaced by AfghaniSAN 2. That server weiirddd. IDK if its still happening i hella left but IDC so its over in my books.

The Poop Galaxy (June 28th 2022 - August 28th 2022)

This server went through many names before landing at THE POOP GALAXY. We quickly got level 3 and snatched the tylerthecreator vanity, got like 2 members from it and found that our last major vanity (gg/poop) WAS RIPE FOR THE PICKING. However this vanity would soon cause drama….

(July 5th 2022) So apparently the vanity we used (discord.gg/poop) was formerly owned by some minecraft ultra hacker full time discordians and they rEalllyyy wanted their vanity back. They made their own raid bot and send like 3000 accounts called “WTFhead | (random characters)” and we coiuldnt stop them. They were threatening to swat but they didnt because they arent bout that cornball life. Anyways we started troling them like crazyyyy like they was fr sum layer 0 individuals. 0 forms of sarcasm is those folks. We added sum bots that would take care of the banning process anddd when all was clear we helped the bots manualkly ban every single account. It was like 5000 accounts bruh heres sum pics

Server got hella raided and like 2000 bots joined. 3000 members thanks for 3000 members. As of 8/28/22 the poop galaxy has sold out and is a whole cash grab. The server still exists but it pretty much OVER. The Cord era is over. Everyone has gone their own ways and only a few remain to carry FTA to a new era past the need for Discord.

Somethings happening…

The stars… They are starting to shine again

The FTA* - Season 1 (August 29th 2022 - NOW)

“Even If I Wanted It To End… It Wouldn't.” - [Confidential ASF]

On 8/29/22, a day after it all ended, Bangshakalaka returned after a year and 15 days of being gone. He returned for one short day but promises to bring something beautiful on 12/12/2022 so we will have to wait and see. During his return he VC’d with Wry for a few hours and had fun like the OG days. He also transformed TPG to the FTA during his time back so now the server is revitalized ever so slightly. A lot more active than it was for the past couple weeks anyway… And now we are here. Our protagonists haven’t given up and are currently venturing outside the constraints of Discord to make sure that it wasn’t all for nothing.

The server remains at a state of quantum superposition for 5 days. The world is starting to realize the importance of Bang returning. On 9/3/22 the world fully realizes how important Bang’s return was and now the server is the most active it's ever been since its very beginning. Averi (Tiger Shark) is causing a lot of drama for doing some horrible things in her past and is banned. The world celebrates then they all realize… This is it… This is what FTA was always meant to be… FTA is coming back… There’s nothing they can do to stop it… Phase 2 has started. OG members Isaac Team Diaz and Soup Time return in protest of Cadrega City being too “mid”. They both boost and now FTA is safe from losing its very important vanity for now at least.