* CIA Agent : [to three prisoners] The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! [grabs a hood] CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head] CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good! [pulls the hood back into the plane] CIA Agent : Who wants to try next? [grabs another prisoner] CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun! Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane? CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you? Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. [the Agent removes the hood] Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die? Bane : It would be extremely painful. CIA Agent : You're a big guy! Bane : For you. CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan? Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you. Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing! CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan? Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
'''Biirbose''' {{IPAc-en|'|b|ɚ|.|b|oʊ|s}} has been a member of Irony Hub since October 30th, 2020. He is one of the most active Irony Hub Wiki editors, second only to [[Saucy]]. He has some ability with the French language, and is currently learning Romanian. He got [[roles|WIWI]] on July 26 2021, 7 months after first joining the server.
* [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers] CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA. [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel] Barsad : He wasn't alone. [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone] CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends. Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends. Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them. CIA Agent : And why would I want them? Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man... CIA Agent
{{quote-simple|He's also really cool and makes epic wiki pages for everyone, please appreciate this beautiful specimen.|[[User:Zoen|Zoen]] ([[User Talk:Zoen|talk]]) 16:25, 19 June 2021}}
Biirbose/ˈbər.boʊs/ has been a member of Irony Hub since October 30th, 2020. He is one of the most active Irony Hub Wiki editors, second only to Saucy. He has some ability with the French language, and is currently learning Romanian. He got WIWI on July 26 2021, 7 months after first joining the server.
He's also really cool and makes epic wiki pages for everyone, please appreciate this beautiful specimen.
