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{{Infobox user
| name      = cabboge
| image      =
| caption    =
| discordtag = cabboge#5478
| discordid  = 499627853135216641
| redditname = u/TheCabbageRaccoon
| roles      = trollsome, trolling, {{Ironic}}, fnaf lore keeper, artist, roland fan
| irlname    = idiot
| age        = as old as your mom B)
| residence  = south africa
| gaming    =
| steam      =troll[https://steamcommunity.com/id/cumboge]  
| links      =
}}


'''cabboge''' was a mod and an active user of ironybub. She joined the irony community okbr3 era(2-4th april(lol i forgot)). Joining ironybub the day of its creation, she was noted for having a large cock, saying the hard r a bunch like every other user at the time, and being female. She got mod on the 8th of june, but quickly left because bullets be like: lolol random fag cabboge
* CIA Agent : [to three prisoners]  The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!  [grabs a hood]  CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?  [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]  CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good!  [pulls the hood back into the plane]  CIA Agent : Who wants to try next?  [grabs another prisoner]  CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun!  Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?  CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you?  Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. [the Agent removes the hood]  Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die?  Bane : It would be extremely painful. CIA Agent : You're a big guy!  Bane : For you. CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan?  Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.  Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing!  CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?  Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
 
* [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers]  CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.  [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel]  Barsad : He wasn't alone. [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone]  CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends.  Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends. Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them.  CIA Agent : And why would I want them?  Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man...  CIA Agent
She joined again idk when and was an active user for a while before ceasing activity because holy shit the stupid ass weezor-LTC drama can suck my cock that was shit. fuck both ltc and weezor that situation was ass. She occasionally joins back for about 2 minutes to say an unfunny one liner to someone.
: Bane?  [the driver nods]  CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.
 
it started around 10pm. i was having a small breakdown and sending things like "😃 vending machine in the hotel hallway" and then 30 minutes later or so i started spamming stuff like "MY LIFE IS A CONSTANT CHANGE OF PACE IN MY GIANT BREAKDOWN 😻" and "PLEASE SEND A SEIZURE GIF TO KILL ME I HAVE SEVERE EPILEPSY 🐢". around 11:30 i got contained so i could chill out i guess. i got off discord and put 4 knifes on my table and started poking myself. when i got the first knife through i wrote my suicide note and taped it to my door because my room mate was at work. i threw the room door keys into the bathroom and started stabbing myself more. i was going to try hang myself again but that'd take too long. around 12pm i've stabbed myself around 15 times. i was in so much pain and texted my roomie again and said goodbye. he came home from work at 1am and i was lying on the floor. i was pale and was screeching out to her to kick down the door, and she did. i was drunk after drinking a litre of whiskey and could not get up. so she had to kinda drag me out to the car, i was lying down in the back and we got to the hospital. i got a sandwich in the cafe and got a 30 minute therapy session. since i didnt sleep in 4 days i had to get to sleep right after it at 2:30.
 
Brian thoughts: bruh is this real :nawwyaintfr:
 
secretironywikieditor comment: she is now advisor and cool!

Revision as of 01:02, 9 September 2022

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  • CIA Agent : [to three prisoners] The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! [grabs a hood] CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head] CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good! [pulls the hood back into the plane] CIA Agent : Who wants to try next? [grabs another prisoner] CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun! Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane? CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you? Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. [the Agent removes the hood] Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die? Bane : It would be extremely painful. CIA Agent : You're a big guy! Bane : For you. CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan? Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you. Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing! CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan? Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
  • [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers] CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA. [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel] Barsad : He wasn't alone. [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone] CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends. Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends. Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them. CIA Agent : And why would I want them? Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man... CIA Agent
: Bane?  [the driver nods]   CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.
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