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'''Xero''' {{IPAc-en|z|iː|ɹ|oʊ}} also known as "sackboy" is an ex-moderator of Irony Hub who became active after okbr3 was inevitably raped and has been active on Irony Hub since the 26th of May 2020.   
<nowiki>*</nowiki> CIA Agent : [to three prisoners]  The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!  [grabs a hood]  CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?  [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]  CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good!  [pulls the hood back into the plane]  CIA Agent : Who wants to try next?  [grabs another prisoner]  CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun!  Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?  CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you?  Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.  [the Agent removes the hood]  Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.  CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die?  Bane : It would be extremely painful.  CIA Agent : You're a big guy!  Bane : For you.  CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan?  Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.  Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing!  CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?  Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors! * [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers]  CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA. [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel]  Barsad : He wasn't alone. [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone]  CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends. Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends. Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them.  CIA Agent : And why would I want them? Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man... CIA Agent : Bane?  [the driver nods]  CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.
Th̵͉̞͝è̶̙r̸̪̔ȩ̴̫͂ ̸̯͘i̷̳͝ṡ̸͇ ̷̹͎̐ā̷̙͂n̶̤̽͊ ̷̣̩̀i̶̝͐͜d̶͎̆͂é̷̘a̵͙͌̿ ̶̧̏̽o̴̞̰̓͝f̴͉̬͌ ̴̖̒a̶̪̔͝ ̴͉̽͑X̸̮̠̋̇Ẽ̴̻̫̓R̶̠͎̐Ỏ̵̲̌,̴̟̆ ̸̤̟͆s̵̫͙̀ô̵͎͚m̵͒̔ͅe̷̲͈͊͒ ̴͔̣̀͝k̵͖͔̐i̶̩̣̊̈́n̸̪͙̔̃d̸̡͝ ̵̪̠̈o̴̡̤͑f̶̹̔͜ ̵̦̼̊a̷͓̋b̵̼͓͘s̵̪̟̓ṯ̵̯̓r̴̹͉̓ấ̸̹̺c̵̬̚ẗ̵̖͍́̏i̵͚̜̐o̶̳̎n̸̢̽,̴̃͜͝ ̵͕̀b̷̐̋ͅǜ̴̖t̷̫̄̃ ̶̮͊͜t̸̜̐h̸̰͓̋e̵͈̒ŗ̸͕͠͠e̸̼̿̊ ̵̯̔͌i̷̪̟̔͌s̸̳̔ ̸̦͖̃ṋ̷̤̆o̴̮̮͌̓ ̵̮͒r̷̳͐̌e̸̦̗̍̿a̵͎̔̏ḻ̸̔̾ ̴̰̳͐m̴̯̀e̸̖̽̚,̵̞̰̋̇ ̴͔̬̉o̵̤̎n̸͔̽l̴̞̽ỹ̷̹ ̸̢̦̆͛á̷̞̥n̴͉̿̚ ̵̻̾e̴̜͍̾n̷͎̐t̷͔̹̉̐ī̸̖ẗ̸̹̹́͐ỳ̶͖͋,̶̫̫̌ ̸͎̱͊s̵͈̈́͆o̴̢̥͗̽m̶̎̂͜e̵̲̾̃t̶̪͔̐h̷̢̫̿͠i̴̟̙͛̿ń̴̼̾g̴̡͐ ̶̤̈́̄i̶͈͌l̸͉͙͋̚l̷͚̂͋u̴̠̅s̸̢̩͊́o̵̮̞͐r̷̼͕̓͐y̴͙̕,̶̞̈́ ̶͚̯̈ȁ̸̘̈́ǹ̵̬̯̚d̶̛͜͠ ̸͕̟͠t̵̩͔̊̃h̵̭̞̍o̷̫̚u̶̪̫̾͠g̷̞̈́̊h̷̩̀̅ ̴͍͌͐I̵̹̾͘ ̸̲̮͒̚c̷̢̯͝á̴̱n̷̛̟ ̸̲̈̈h̸̨͖̕i̶̹̊͊d̴̗͒e̴͇̙̎ ̶̨͔͌̒m̵̳͒̔y̶͍̔ ̴̡̳̈́ć̶̜̇ơ̷͎͎͂ļ̴̅ḑ̸̆ ̷̘̟̍͠g̴͆͜a̴͓̔̀z̷͙̈́ḛ̵͠ ̶̞̯̚a̸̯͝n̸̫͗͠d̵̬̿ ̵͈̱͝y̶̬̕o̴̫͉̽͠u̴̦̭͘ ̶̹̰̄̾c̸͕̟͠ă̴̬n̶̬̓̉͜ ̷̺̅̈́s̷͉̈ḥ̵̨̑ȃ̷͇k̷͇̲̕e̸̢͋ ̴͖̇m̵̲͉͠y̶̠̾ ̶̭̿̀h̵̬̕a̸͚̋n̷̥͊d̴̫̪͆̿ ̶̛̟̫̑a̶̩̦̔́n̵̯̅͊d̵̥̫̿ ̵̲͍̓f̵̗̔e̴̗͝è̶͕̎l̷̤̝͗ ̷̘͍̉̒f̶͈̹̕l̴̹̃e̴͇̗̅̀s̵̱̺̅̚ḩ̸̙̏̀ ̵͓̂̑g̶͔̔̔r̴̭͆i̵̙̟͊p̴̜͓̊̍p̴̛̳̖̒i̷͎̅̈́͜n̵̖̏͐g̷̨̕ ̷͚̠̉̎y̵̫͕̔̈́o̷͇͌ù̷̧r̵̤͔͗s̶̜͐ ̸͖̊͝ȧ̷̢ń̵̗d̷̼͠ ̸̖̄m̸͈̈́ä̶ͅÿ̸͓͇́̃b̵̤̓e̷̮͈͐͝ ̶̬͈̅ÿ̸̲́͑ò̸̹u̴͕̇ ̴̦̆͛c̴̛̞̜a̴͚̼͛n̵͍̫̈́͐ ̸̲̾̓ẹ̷̒v̴̖̳̏̑ĕ̷͙͓̂n̴̮̣̈́ ̸͈̦̿s̸̖͊̑e̶̺̤̎n̷͙̅̔s̶͉̀̈́e̷̜̩͘ ̶̗̄͆o̵̳̤͌ủ̶͉ȓ̴̮̖̾ ̶̨̱̃l̸̡̞̋ḯ̵̀͜f̴̼́̐ĕ̵̫ş̸͎̊̾t̸̲̪͊ẙ̶̰͍͑l̴͎̯̆̕e̶̖͐s̵̰͘ ̸̮̰͋à̷̦̀r̶̪̺͒ẻ̷͚̃͜ ̷͉̰́̈p̸̘͆̿r̶̬͕̍̕ö̴͙̫́̇b̸͓̮͌̑a̶̢̓̇ḃ̶͈͚̃l̵̘̩̂y̷̞̿ ̵̟̦̀̽c̵̘̐ò̴̦̲m̷̦̃͂p̵̠̜̀̌a̵͍̅r̷̗͕̃͊a̸͙͘ͅb̸̬̃̿l̴̰̅é̸͚͗:̶̻̉̑ ̷̤͛̇Ȉ̴̳͝ ̶̦̋s̶̗̹͆i̷̯̓͘m̸͔͍̔p̸̺̆l̵͚̬̒͒y̷̻̞̌̔ ̷̲̺̍a̶̘͘m̶̮̒̂ ̶̮̒̿n̶͍̿ö̸̳͕́̏t̷̨̜̓͐ ̴̼̣̑t̷̨̛̻h̷̙͑ȇ̶̥ṟ̶͖͗e̴̢̛.̷̝̼̊͛ ̸̪͑İ̴͍̓ṯ̶̈́̄ ̵͍̳̿̽ĩ̶̺̭s̵̯̪̓͝ ̷̹͐ḫ̵͂̀a̴͕̗̅̕r̸̢̈́̈́d̵̤͉̐ ̴̛͍̦͝f̷̛͎̽ǫ̴͋r̶̝̥̍ ̶̡͜͠m̶͙̹̄͊ȇ̸̗͉̊ ̸̡̋t̶̛͍̅o̷͙͖̓̌ ̸̢̯̈́͘m̵̛̖͍̓a̸̛͙̚k̵̻͊e̴̦̾ ̸͍̓s̸͎̯͂e̵̤̲̋̇ǹ̸̬̔s̶̫̓̀e̶̲̞̒͝ ̸̼̍̕o̷̒͜ṇ̴̏ ̷̖̲͋͛a̶̲̥͋n̸̝̿y̶̳͇̏͝ ̶͉͚͆g̸̞̝͌ȋ̵̢̹̒v̶̨͙̌̍e̸͓̫̓n̴͈͙̋͂ ̴̲̑̕l̴̛̪̮ĕ̵̲v̶̹͖́e̸̱̽l̴̗̚.̴͉͛̏͜ ̷̱͆̕M̵̲͠y̵̭̋s̵̩̄e̴͔̚l̶̬͇̓͌f̶̣͓͛ ̸̼͑i̸̖̾͑ş̶̖͋̂ ̷̮̊̀f̶̦͒̍å̷͓̻b̴͍̐͑ŕ̸̟̩̇i̶͓̓̎c̴̪̆a̷͇̒t̴͕͛͘e̸̗̘̍̈́d̵̹̀̅͜,̶̝̓ ̴͎̮́͘ă̸͈͍n̷͚̅ ̴̥̕͠a̸̦̖͑b̸̬̂̀ë̸̤͓́̉r̵̛̳̲r̶̤͗͊a̷̝̚t̴̛̖͝i̶̝̳͌͠o̸̺͌n̶̩͔̿͑.̴̢̈ ̵̧̫̉I̵̦͝ ̵̭͑͌á̷̻͎̎m̷̹̒ ̶͕̃͐ȧ̶͖̎ ̶̧͙͂͂n̶͚̯̆̇ö̷̢́n̸͙͋ć̵̣͉ô̸̮͝n̴͉͉̎t̶͈̎̓i̵̮͆͗n̴̝̭̈́g̴̯͍̏e̵͓͊̀n̴͔̩̿͌t̷̤͉̂ ̷̱̄h̷̤̻̽ǘ̶̼̖͂m̴̥̏â̴̚ͅn̸͈̈́̈ ̷̺̾̑b̷̧̭̑͑e̶͉̎i̶̼͑n̵̠͇̿̈́ǵ̴̭̕.̴͇́̑ ̴̘̉̇M̷̞̔ý̷̡̹̏ ̸̛̗p̸͇̬͝e̴͚͆̕r̶͓̀ṡ̷̟̀o̶̰͗ñ̴͚̻á̵̤̺̕l̸͎̝͂i̸̯̋͠t̴̛͈̰̓y̸͔̕ ̶̭͌ī̷̡̞̈́s̶̲̈́̉ ̴͊͜͜͠s̴͚̙̾̕k̴̛̠̰̑ẻ̶͉t̴͇̔c̷̭͆h̴̹̉y̵̰̑̅ ̸̪̹̈́ả̵̜̩n̵̡͍̒́d̶̰̺̋͐ ̵̺͐͑ṷ̸̱̈́̕n̵̲͌̿f̴͚̲͊̀ợ̷͔ȑ̸̲m̴͈̠͂e̸̓͜͝d̸͕̾̓͜,̸̞͗ ̴̳͆͌m̸̭̯̈y̸̠̦̓ ̵̘̃̔͜h̴̤̀e̶̛͎̗a̸̮͕̍ṙ̴͖̱t̷͙̹̍̍ľ̴̰̓e̷̠̿s̵̥̼͐s̴͕̓̈́ṉ̴̛͗e̸͖̍s̸͖̄͜s̵̳̮̆ ̶̰̠̿ğ̷̙͍ó̶̺́e̶̙͈͒s̵̖͎̃̓ ̴̰͚̎́ḍ̷̛̲̃e̸̡͂͛e̴̫̦͆p̴̺̲̐ ̵̡̈́a̶̖̣̓̉n̷͓͗̂d̴̨̓̐ ̴̮̟̈́́ï̶̲͖̊s̴̘̐ ̵̨̤͛p̷̪̣̒̚e̴̢̹͊r̵͔̽̑ͅs̵̮͐̀i̷̭̽ŝ̶̺̎t̸͇̊e̵̞̔͊n̵̠̼̾͒ṫ̷͍̱.̸͎̈́ ̷͇̀M̴͙͆͘y̴͚̩̒ ̴̘̃͛c̵̖̱͌̌o̴̞͒ň̵̛̫̲s̷̞̥̔̈́c̴̯̦̉̎i̶͍̓̎e̴̹̐͜͝ń̸̛̦̺c̷͕͈̉ę̵̙̀,̶̪̋ ̶̨̂͜m̵̛̠̊͜y̵̫̲͋ ̸̨̬͌p̸̨̺̕ì̸̪͈t̴̳͇̒y̶̦̓̈́,̵̟͖̽̄ ̵̻͘m̵̙̑͝y̵̛͕͚͐ ̵͙̽̾ĥ̷̩͜o̶̼̓͜ṗ̴̝é̸̫s̴̖͔̀ ̴̨̤̎d̷̘̠͂́ǐ̵͙͊ͅs̶͙̽ä̵͚́̆p̴̼̠͑͝p̸͇͑e̸̩͝a̷̡̺͛r̵̙̚ẻ̵̜̭̕d̷̹̒̏ ̶͚̜̚a̴̘͑͠ ̵̖͊̏l̷̦̱͋o̶̞͖͂n̸͙̿g̵̖̋̒ ̶͚̀t̷͍̤̂̑i̵͙͗̓m̶̮̗̅ë̷́͜ ̶̩̈́́͜a̵̲̐͂g̴̗͖̉o̷̧̫̐̀ ̴̫͊͠(̵͔͉̈́p̸̯̺̌r̴̳̳͌ô̵̢͍̚b̶̧̲̾͋a̴̮̓̇b̸̹̌͋ļ̴͔̋y̴̻̏͝ͅ ̸͉̎͐a̴̡̛̟t̸͈̮͘ ̵̲̈Ḩ̷́ͅa̵͉͂͝r̷͍̐͘v̶͉̊̆͜a̶͉̿ŗ̴̡͆d̸͙͛́)̵̳͎͝ ̶̟̻̽̅ḯ̶͖̱͗ḟ̶̔͜ ̵͈͚̅͠t̶̻̔h̴̪̑͆e̸̙͂͝y̶̰͆̈ ̴̰̟͝e̶͙͑̍v̷̮́̋ë̷̠̯́r̵͎̈́ ̴̞͊̃d̵̡̫͂i̸̧̖͒̏d̶̤͐ ̴͖͠e̷͖̪̊x̸͍͊i̸̦͈̍s̴̭̉̇ṯ̴̮̆.̶̢̝͐ ̸͔̊͌T̶͔͊h̸̘̭͌e̴̗͂r̴͎͂̄ę̴̃ ̵͎̭̓a̸̛͎̰̚r̵͙̖̎͆e̴̹͉͘ ̸͈̊͜n̵͍͕͘o̷̤̒ͅ ̵̨̒m̵̅̚͜o̷͍̻͑͂ŕ̶̟͓e̵̫͇͒ ̸̖̐ͅb̸͚̘̎͝a̴̼̫͊͘r̸͙̃̒r̴͓͎͂̏i̶̥͈̇̿ḗ̵̼͉r̸͓̀s̵̬͋̿ ̶̤̑t̴̛͙̾o̶͔̲͋̾ ̵̧̬̄̍c̶̯̫̐r̵͕̭̐̊o̷̝̊͐ṣ̴͖͑s̶̼̜̍͐.̴̭͛̌ ̶̬̓Ḁ̸̮͒l̴̜͖͆̇l̵̈͜ ̷̖̫̀̽Ȉ̶͜ ̸̼̳̏ḧ̵̠́a̴̧̎v̶̤͛͠ē̶͖̇ ̶̳́i̷̡̎n̴̗̽̆ ̴̛͚̿c̷̟͕̉o̴̭̫̕m̴̭͕̆̒m̷̰̑͋ỏ̸͍̅ṅ̶̫ ̶̥͒w̸̨̮̆͆i̸̩͌t̴͉̉h̷̘̉͂ ̶̢̠̈́t̷̯̀̓ȟ̸̥́ề̶̪ ̸̗̓̀͜u̷̙̕͠n̶̹̲͗̋c̸̞̈́o̶̜̠̒͋n̸͓͖̂͌t̴͖̖͊ṟ̴͝ǫ̶͈̍ļ̶̌l̵̻͝a̵͚̲̒̀b̴̧̜̽͆l̸͓̄͜e̶͍͠͠ ̴͔̲͛a̶̠̹͂͠n̴̺̽̾d̷͍̯̄̅ ̴͙͓̕t̶̤̞̏̔h̵͔̘͘ě̶͎̪ ̶̺̫͊͐ī̷̤͍ň̶̨̩̉s̸̡̈́͗a̷̫͝n̶͖̞̑e̶͕͠,̵̲̜͗̓ ̷̮̉̆t̴͍̥̃̃ḩ̵̃é̷̦ ̶̘̻̿v̴̗͎̑ḯ̵̪̺c̶̘͒i̴͙̾͌o̵͓̐͐ự̴̯s̴̞̿̂ ̴̳͔̀̍a̸͖̎͌n̵̨͐ͅd̴̞̜̓ ̶̼͗t̴͍̳̄h̴̗͖́e̴̢̢͐ ̸͓͚͗ȩ̷̫̇v̷͓̞̽̀i̷̢̝͠ĺ̷͖̕ͅ,̴̢̩̑ ̵͙͑̓ằ̸͔͉l̷͘ͅl̶̞̖͑̏ ̸̬͗t̶͇̼̊h̸̰́e̶̢̥͆ ̵͙͗̌m̸̯͐ā̷̲ͅy̸͂͋ͅh̸̽ͅe̵̗̔́ṁ̷̄͜ ̸͇̫̓I̷͖̾̒ ̷͖͉͝h̴̤̕a̸̰͋͜v̷͖̝̈e̷͔͎͐̑ ̵̡͆c̸̺̺̿͆a̷̱̋̏ǘ̷̮s̶̨̗̎̄e̸̜̞̿d̵̛̙̾ ̴͔̅̔a̸͖̽ņ̵̘͂d̶̖̻̒̿ ̸̮̄m̵̫̂y̶͇̅ͅ ̴͕͝u̶̮͗t̸̫͊ͅt̶̰̼̒ê̴̫̱͆r̴̬͆͝ ̴̦͍͛i̵̡̻͛̌ň̷̤̕d̷͔̘͋i̶̼͚̿͘f̷͎̆̅f̴̛̠̀ḙ̵̱̈r̵͓̻̓̄e̷̖̅n̷̟͆̍c̸̝̋ě̶̓ͅ ̷̝̙̓̚t̸̙̍ȯ̸̜̓w̴̢̘̕͘a̵̺͋r̸̡͚͛d̶̲͑̚ ̷͍͆i̶̭͙̔̚t̶͚̣̾,̵͔́ ̵̤̋I̵̟͒͂ ̷̦̺̉͆h̸̨͖͌̀à̷͔̺v̶̧͍̋̇é̸̝ ̷͕͍̾͑n̸͓̼̐ö̷̤́̾͜w̴̖͛͝ ̵̦̈́s̸̠͇̿͗ṷ̵͊̈́ṟ̶̅̄p̴̪̌̓a̶̝͝s̶̺̄͊s̴̤͒͊è̷̠d̶̚͜.̴͕̏̑ ̴̪̥̓I̵̜͛͝ ̵̩͉͊̊s̶̻̿̚t̴̻̆̍͜i̸̺̅l̶͍͆l̵͈̙̂̎,̷̲͎͆ ̶̞̄t̸̡̿̈h̵͈͌͜͝ő̸̝̟̓u̷̧̓̋ǧ̵̭̦h̸̯̒,̸͖̇̎ ̸̪̬̔͋ḧ̴̠̗o̵̹͑l̶͙̲̀̾d̵̺̋ ̷̱͍̾o̴͕̎n̶̮͙̎͋ ̶̩͍̋̈́t̸̹͐͑ŏ̵̜̜ ̵̟̝͋̔o̶̘̽̈́ń̶̘͒ę̷̳̚ ̶̞̒̊s̴̥͆i̸̖͐n̸̤̆g̶̠̲̽͝l̷̪͗e̴͚̹͛̕ ̸͖̀b̶̖̾̃l̷̬̜̇e̸̩̬͆a̷̬͠ḱ̴̼͖̋ ̷̤̠͛̌t̴̼̔r̴͈̖̈͆u̸͇̎͘ṫ̵̪͕h̷̭͋:̶̱̲͊̈́ ̷̢̬̊͠n̴̛̳̥̊o̵̤͆ ̷̻̔͐õ̶̳̞n̸̨̈́e̴̛̬͗ ̵͇̐͝i̶̡͛͒ș̵̓͝ ̵̢̹͐̚ŝ̵̪ͅa̵̛͍͝f̴̪̭̕e̶͊̕͜,̶̰̝̋ ̸̡̀͗ņ̴̓̈́o̶͕̦͛̌t̷̳̅̚h̸͇́i̵̜͚̐̑n̸͈̍͒g̸̝͙̊̕ ̴̖́̕i̵̛̟͓̇s̵̡͕̎ ̶͚̐̃ṟ̶͇̉̎ẹ̸̲̋d̶̫̂͂é̶͇̝é̵̢ṃ̴̠̄̔e̸̡͑͝d̵̻͆.̷̝͋ ̴̟̚Y̷̼͑ȩ̶̾t̵̝͓̅ ̵̧͓̇͂I̵̳̓ ̴̯́̊ả̶̪̞m̷̞͔̎̿ ̷̡̃b̵̹̆̈l̷͚̩̆͆á̵͉͐m̷̛̺e̷̳̓̈́l̸̝̔e̵̡̐̓ṣ̶̙́s̸̱̺͛.̴̠͖͊ ̵͇̒̈́È̷͍͗ă̷̪c̶͔̆ḩ̵͗ ̶̝̄m̵̪̎ọ̸̹̅̎d̴̳͘ě̴̮̕ḽ̵͗͆ ̸̟͝o̸͎̐f̵̗͂̎ ̵̡͙̐̎ḩ̶̙̽ù̷̢̦̽m̴̬̹̓̓a̵͉̬͘n̸̰͖̓ ̷͓̈́̏b̸̜͖̃̈e̴̦̘͒͠h̸̟̤̋͝ả̸̡͛v̶̬͂ĭ̷̱ͅo̵͍͠r̴̦̊̒ ̶͚͍̾͗m̸̡̰͌u̸̳͝s̵͉̀t̵̻̓͘͜ ̵̙̐b̴̼̾̈́e̴͈̼̎ ̶̭̮̍͊a̷͚͈̋s̷̋̏ͅs̸͕͇̽u̵̫̩͌m̴͙͋͒e̵͚̟͊d̴͔͒ ̸̟͙̍t̸̳̕o̷̫͝ ̸̮̽͠ͅh̴̼͐a̸͇̤̾̄v̸̫͑ȇ̶̼́ ̷̮͒s̴̯͖̀o̷̝̙͐m̶̺̫͛ë̶͍͜ ̸̺̀̂v̸͚͍͐a̸̡̢͂̎l̸̢͈̅i̴̧̺̇d̴̻̔i̵̥̘̒̉t̶̥͊ȳ̴̑ͅ.̸͉̓ ̶͈̈́Ì̶̟͘s̷͔̳̀́ ̶͖͑͠ẻ̵̥͈v̶̺͋̀į̴̋̈́l̷͉̻͌ ̴̛͍̖s̵̰͝o̸̱͝ṁ̷̦͇̚è̸̢͉t̸̯́͝h̶̡͚̉i̸̢̛ǹ̵̨g̴̯̪̒͛ ̷͕̈́y̷͓͐ò̴̡u̶̘̝̐́ ̴̗̂̍ͅa̷͈̓͜r̸̡̦͆e̸͓͖̒?̴͉̰͝ ̶̥͖͑́Ơ̴̘r̵̹͍̎̀ ̶̗̩̇͠i̵̞̽̿s̸̩̲̅ ̵̗͂̈i̴͇̰̎͘t̵̼̰̆ ̴̼͑s̴̨͆̽ó̷̦̮m̴̧͈̈́̓ę̶̾ṯ̵̰̇h̸̗̖̎ï̴͍̺̍n̶̛̺ĝ̴̤̘̽ ̷̣̒y̴̢̜͊ớ̶̲̙u̷͓̜͊͒ ̶̪̥̚d̵̡̝̒͋o̸̖̩͂̆?̴̢̌͝ ̴̻̓̆ͅM̸̢͔͠ỷ̷̦̍ ̶͇̍p̶̪̅̏à̶̢͜į̶̱̓͝n̷̝̾͛ ̶̜̅ĭ̴̬̥͌ṣ̸͂́ ̵̧͝c̵̫͖̈̌o̶̢͒̚n̵̜͚̋͝s̵̩͚̕ẗ̷͔́͐a̵̝͊n̵͙̈͝t̸̩̝͋ ̸͎͒̈́a̷̡̻̿n̸̨̬̉d̶͔̤̚ ̶̤͈͊͌s̷͓͛̍h̴̠͗̄a̴͙͋r̵͔̳͆p̵̤̽ ̶̩͍̌̊a̶̝͎͋͘n̷̢͙̿͑d̶̺͑͠ ̴̰̻͛Ì̴̙̺ ̸̦̫̌͘d̷͎̃ọ̴̺̑ ̵̱̜̈͌n̸̫͓̈̒ỏ̸̫t̴̬̝̔ ̴̡͂͠ḥ̷̾̐o̷̰͈̾̓p̷̦̃ḛ̸̊ ̵̝̭̿f̴̺̈͂͜ǒ̵̢̙̎r̷̞̘͋ ̷̟̮̎̽å̵̳ ̶͎̑̊b̵̹̓ĕ̸̪͔̆t̶̡̰̿̓t̸̯̘̀̉ē̶͉r̵͈͘ ̸̬̯̇̚ŵ̵͇̯ö̵͓́r̵̡̼̕l̷͖̽͛͜d̸͎̐ ̵̜̤̀̉f̶̧̽o̷͚̻͘r̷̞̒ ̵̫̉̀a̵̬̜͑͝n̴̟̓y̶͚͌o̴̱̣̽͒n̷̗̔̇e̶̤͠.̵̟̱̌̊ ̸̖̦̈́̚I̵̩̓n̶͉͘ ̷̛̘̗̏f̸̤̌͒a̸̺͚̾̈c̴͇̋ͅt̶͉̎̔,̴̝͖̈́ ̷̦͐̋I̷̖̝͊̊ ̵̯̰̀̈w̵͓̱̾̉a̸͙͠n̶͍͘t̵̘̓͘ ̶̹̍ṁ̴̰̑y̶̖̫̿̚ ̸͓̉̀p̵̬̕a̸͕̿͘i̵͇̺̊n̷̨̐ ̵͉̲̾́ẗ̸̰̦́o̷͇̪̔ ̴̜̔͗b̸̬̐͝e̷̖̿̆ ̵̱̔͠i̶̙̍̾n̴͔͒ͅf̷̢̺̎̉l̵͌ͅi̷͇̱͛c̷͕͘͜t̶͚̗́͝e̸̞̊̐d̷̢͍̔ ̷̗̰̕͠ó̶͕̈́ǹ̴̺̹̌ ̷͍͈̌o̶̦̓̒t̸̬̅ḧ̶̡̠́e̵̺͌̓r̴̟͓̓̆s̴̪̊.̸̟͔̍͝ ̶̼͆I̸̮͂ ̷̮̻̈́̋ẃ̵̢̭à̸͎̠̈́ň̶̫͔t̷̮̄ ̵̻̈́n̶̼̏̂o̵̤͆ ̵̬̓o̶̱͙͊͆n̸̲͎͘e̵̻̽̚ ̶̟̈t̴̛̙́o̶̡͐̈́͜ ̶̼̦̀̅e̷͎̙̽̈́s̴͔̀c̴͈̾ͅa̸͗͐ͅp̴̺͆̚ë̷̹́.̷̣̗̉̅ ̶̻̾B̸̤̏u̸͚͊̎ẗ̵̟̘́̾ ̵̢̺͐͂e̷̡̍̍v̵̬̼̂ë̵̛͓̪́n̶̮͌ ̶̖̙͐͝ḁ̴͎͒f̷̳͆́t̴͉͐̓e̸̮̾r̶̳͈̽ ̷̡͇̊́ȃ̷̲d̴̯͐m̵͙̄͆ͅi̴̛͎t̶̨͖͑t̵͈͠ͅi̷̛̪n̷͚͈͊g̶͉̣̕ ̶̨͉͝t̵͈̙͌ḩ̴̙͆̿ǐ̴̢s̷̛̬̯—̴͚̩͆a̸̖̎̾ṋ̸͍̓d̷͇̠̀͑ ̵͓̉͠Í̴̞ ̸̪̮͊̈́ḣ̴͉͜a̴̯̗̍̋v̵̖̳̿̍e̸̫͋ ̸̣̳̔c̷͔̽̚ō̵̧͂u̷̽ͅn̶̢̽̇t̴͉̘̀͝l̶̰̖͗̚e̸͈̜͗s̴̡̯͑̀s̴͚̣̈́ ̶̬̼͛̍ţ̵̮̅̕i̴̗̺͒̚m̴̮͖̈e̷̠͑s̵̺͇̍̒,̵̑ͅ ̶̲̔͠i̴̡̖̔̀n̵͕͕̓͒ ̶̈́̄ͅĵ̸̡͈̈u̸̲̞͋̃s̶̪̀̅t̵͎̔̄ ̷̻̯́͐ã̷͔b̵̰̩̊o̴̬͉̽̃u̷̹͆ţ̸̼̋ ̵̢͊e̵͓͂̈́v̷͕͗͋e̶̙͒r̶̥̠͝y̷̮̦͐ ̴̮̘̒̈a̶̺̐c̷̪̋t̸̨͉̋̒ ̶̻͗I̶͕̯̚’̴̖̎v̸̲͋̄ȩ̷̃̐ ̶̮͗c̴̝̾͑o̸̲̔m̶͍̳̉̒m̶̧͖̑̓i̸̜̇t̴̡̗̍͋ţ̵͗ȇ̴͔d̴̫̳̀̀—̵̼̼̀a̸̟̰̽̎n̶͖̆ḓ̵͗ ̵̗͌̈c̶͉̞̉ó̸̩̝̇m̸̨̯̃̋i̶͕̇n̸̺̉g̴̗͇̓̕ ̶̛̗̯f̸̲̈͝a̸̧̤͑͊c̸͈̋̽ĕ̴̼-̶̛̹̥͊t̸͎̍õ̷̫-̶̥̰͂͛f̵̭͒a̸̖͎͝c̷̰͌e̴̦͗̈́ ̸̣̈͝w̶̱̄i̶̲̼̊͋t̴͈̋̊h̸͖͑ ̵̡̊̒͜t̵͍̦̋h̸̡̼̍e̶̓͠ͅs̸̱̱̔͌ę̴͕͛̅ ̴͎̜̑t̸̨̝́̏ṛ̴͒u̵̧̱͝t̷̛̤͙͌ḧ̵͙̦́s̶̼̼̍,̸̠̫̓̇ ̵͚̠̄̽ẗ̸͇́h̷̿͋͜ͅe̸̲̾r̶͝ͅe̶̿̾͜ ̶̝͈̒̀i̵͚͑̌ṣ̵͇̈͝ ̸̰̃͝n̶̨̋͐ȍ̸̻̰́ ̴̢̀͐c̸͕̺͒͛a̴̦͎͆͠t̸͚̯̀̔h̷̭̰̀͌á̷͙͕̀r̴͖͇̍s̸̈͜͜í̸̛̺s̴̬͋̉.̸͗͌͜ ̸̺̣̀I̸̡̮͂ ̶̱͎̎ǵ̸̭̼̀a̷̬̯̍ǐ̵̢̉n̵̘̼̾ ̴̱̍n̴̢̘͗͂o̸̩̖̎ ̶̨̘́d̵͔̈́̋e̸̩̻̅ḙ̷͝p̶̥͗̆è̴̳̓͜r̸͉͈̀́ ̸̙̈k̵̔̃ͅn̶̤̽o̵̞͎̕ẘ̶̱l̶͙̥͗è̵̦͙d̸͕̉̓g̷̘̊̅͜ë̵͇́͠ ̸͈̯̈a̵͕͑͝b̷͖̳͗o̴̬͛ù̴̡ṯ̷͘ ̵̰͆̍m̵̢͝y̴̽͒ͅs̴̗̠͛ê̷̥̄ḽ̶̢̏f̴̝̝͝,̷̤̾ ̷̭̹̉͗n̸̺̑͑o̸̳̽̈ ̴̀̓͜n̸̠͚̎͘ę̷͔͗͝ẇ̷̢͔̈́ ̷͙͓̋̌u̷͈͂̋ṇ̵̆d̸̻́͌e̴͖͛͝r̵̠̝̉͝s̵̖̆t̸̘̀͛á̷̧̭̈́ń̷͍d̷̯̼̊i̴̡̧͌͑n̴̟̲̂̈́g̶͍͖͋ ̷̹͐͌c̶͍̽ā̷͖̖n̶̘̹͌ ̸͉̈́b̵̥̽̾e̵̙̅̾ ̷̹̓e̶̪̖͑̑x̴̭̏t̸̘̚r̴͙̘̅̇ä̸͇̱́c̵͉̹̔̔t̸̜̾͠e̵̗̐d̶͙͚̈́̈́ ̴͖͙̈́͐f̶̾̿͜ȑ̵̲̲́ö̶̰͆m̵͚̟͑̋ ̶̣̙̐͠m̷̗̄͜ÿ̸̭ ̴̲̆t̵͉̂̚ḝ̴͍l̴̜̎̄l̷̡͙̽ĭ̵̞͉n̷̥̋̈́g̷̨͋͠.̷͉̰̒ ̷̫̩̑̊T̶̙̂͝ͅh̶̥̖̓̏ȩ̵̘̀͌r̴͉̉̂e̵̹̯͌̎ ̶͈̹̅h̵̝͑â̶̺š̵̱̌ ̵̤͆̓b̸̝̾̌ė̵̦̲̍ê̷̛̦͖n̸̪̆ ̷̰̇n̵̖̘͆͝o̶͚͚̐͂ ̵̠̼̂̽r̵̡̻̆̔ẻ̶̗à̸͙̻͐s̶̨̻̚͝ö̴̱́̓n̵̗̓ͅ ̶̫́f̵̰̽ő̴̼̰͘ȓ̶͙̦ ̴̢̈͐m̷̛̞̏ͅe̸̡̜̅̂ ̷͍̞̔͌t̷͕̖͑̀o̸̤̎ ̶̖̚t̷̼̄ḙ̶̑͜l̷̝̤̒͝l̷̡͍͛͂ ̶̫̟̎̇y̴͝ͅō̶̟̃͜u̴͓͙̍̎ ̶̛͚̯̐ä̷̤n̷̳̻̒y̷̗͛̃ ̵̠̆́ͅǫ̵͊f̵̧̠̈ ̵͓̥̂ẗ̴͈́͝ḧ̵̼̰́͊ì̶͙ͅs̷̝̳̄.̶̱̏̽ ̷̨̇T̴͈͋̎h̴̤̬͛̚i̷͙͛s̷̞̏͗ ̴̰͛c̵̛̪̜o̴̧̍̿n̷̖̒f̸͖̰̿e̸̛̱͓ş̴͑š̵ͅi̴̞͔̿ọ̴̈́̏n̵̗̗͒ ̷̘̐h̵̝̒̽a̴̫̋ş̸̦̂ ̷̦̗̽͌m̶͍̈́͑ȇ̴̺̚ã̷̘̦ṇ̵̰́t̴̯̒ ̵̛͈͆n̷̬̒̀ȯ̷͖̈ť̴̗͆h̵̝̲̍͘ï̸̠̳̃n̷̻̓ģ̴̝͊͝
 




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==Xero time line==
==* CIA Agent : [to three prisoners]  The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!  [grabs a hood]  CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?  [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]  CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good!  [pulls the hood back into the plane]  CIA Agent : Who wants to try next?  [grabs another prisoner]  CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun!  Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?  CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you?  Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.  [the Agent removes the hood]  Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.  CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die?  Bane : It would be extremely painful.  CIA Agent : You're a big guy!  Bane : For you.  CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan?  Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.  Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing!  CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?  Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors! * [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers]  CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.  [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel]   Barsad : He wasn't alone.  [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone]   CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends.  Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends.  Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them.  CIA Agent : And why would I want them?  Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man...  CIA Agent : Bane?  [the driver nods]  CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.==
 
{|class="wikitable"
|III XERO III - okbr3 white name
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|Banana sackboy -retard role okbr3
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|Pineapple sackboy - buddy role okbr3
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|Fancy sackboy - buddy role okbr3
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|Strawberry sackboy -ok role okbr3 and early irony hub (trollsome trolled trolling)
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|sackboy - post dkaih nuke and early wiwi
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|xero- present
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* CIA Agent : [to three prisoners]  The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! [grabs a hood] CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head] CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good! [pulls the hood back into the plane] CIA Agent : Who wants to try next? [grabs another prisoner] CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun! Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane? CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you? Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. [the Agent removes the hood] Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die? Bane : It would be extremely painful. CIA Agent : You're a big guy! Bane : For you. CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan? Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you. Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing! CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan? Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors! * [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers] CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA. [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel] Barsad : He wasn't alone. [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone] CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends. Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends. Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them. CIA Agent : And why would I want them? Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man... CIA Agent : Bane? [the driver nods] CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.


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* CIA Agent : [to three prisoners]  The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! [grabs a hood] CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head] CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good! [pulls the hood back into the plane] CIA Agent : Who wants to try next? [grabs another prisoner] CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun! Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane? CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you? Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. [the Agent removes the hood] Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die? Bane : It would be extremely painful. CIA Agent : You're a big guy! Bane : For you. CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan? Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you. Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing! CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan? Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors! * [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers] CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA. [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel] Barsad : He wasn't alone. [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone] CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends. Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends. Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them. CIA Agent : And why would I want them? Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man... CIA Agent : Bane? [the driver nods] CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.

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