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| '''Lukash Almeida''' (otherwise known as "Everr") is an Texan-Gondalian Politician who is one out of the two owners of the [[Holy Gondal Empire]] and was a former Vice President for [[Hans]] during [[Gondal: From The Ashes]]. He is known for his incorporation of anti-semitic, racist, and homophobic rants in his messages on Gondal. He is also the founder of the [[Kevinia]], a server that mostly contains members of the "Hans GC". His transvestite style has garnered significant Gondal controversy and has been heavily linked with the Gondalian alt-right party, Gondalian Nationalist Party.{{Infobox user
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| | name = Everr
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| | discordtag = texiansupersoldier
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| | discordid = 1024440808214118491
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| | servers = [[Gondal: From The Ashes]]
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| | othernames = morag, moragthedestroyer, lukashalmeida, takethisdickandtakeitgoodbrandon, takethisdickandtakeitgoodpatryk,
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| | irlname = Blake Willem
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| | age = 38
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| | gender = Female (FtM)
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| == General History ==
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| Little is known about Everr before his rise to Discord stardom. Everr has always been particularly hesitant to speak on his personal life. However, he has been stated as saying that, ever since a child, he had been "destined for moderation greatness".
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| Everr began his Discord adventure with his first server, Obama's Playhouse, created on January 23rd, 2019. Here he met many of his first Discord friends, including [[Peely]]. This server was largely unimportant with the exception of one major event. Around February 2020, [[Theno|Doctor Theno]] joined the server and a partnership between Obama's Playhouse and the [[Theno Empire]] was formed. This greatly increased the membership and activity in both servers and eventually led to the creation of Everr and Mamba's new server, the [[Federal Troll Agency]] (or the [[FTA]] for short). There Everr met [[Bangshakalaka]] who introduced him to the existence of irony servers and more specifically, the [[OKBR3|third OKBR server]].
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| Over the next 13 months, the [[FTA]] grew to over 6,000 members. However, after a falling out with Theno and his community, a rivalry was sparked between the [[FTA]] and the "Gondals" (the name given to followers of [[Theno]] and members of [[The Gondal Empire]] and subsequent Gondal servers). This led to many raids, nukes, and the eventual decimation of the [[FTA]] by hand of the Gondals on June 11th, 2021. Shortly before the fall of the [[FTA]], Everr created [[Kek Zone]] with the help of [[Moe Lester]]. This server quickly grew to over 1000 members but was eventually abandoned after being mass reported by [[FTA]] sympathizers. After the fall of [[Kek Zone]], Everr reached out to WigWav and [[Theno]], who's respective servers, [[China]] and [[Gondal]], were facing increasing levels of inactivity. Everr discussed the idea of forming a joint server and abandoning their old ones to form one massive server. [[Theno]] rejected the idea but WigWav was eventually persuaded. Together Everr and WigWav built the "[[Greatest Server Ever Made]]". Everr eventually betrayed WigWav and deemed himself the only owner of [[Greatest Server Ever Made|GSEM]]. The server remained quite active for the remainder of 2021 but slowly became inactive during 2022. GSEM was finally destroyed by Everr himself on April 30th, 2022.
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| Everr experienced his first failure in owning a server with the creation of [[Greatest Server Ever Made|FTA Records]]. The server saw nearly no activity and was abandoned on June 28th, 2022. Everr would then abstain from creating any servers until the creation of the [[FTA|FTA's]] official sequal on November 11th, 2022. During his hiatus, Everr was co-owner in [[Zokluke|Zokluke's]] successful "[[The Poop Galaxy]]" server. Once Everr deemed it was time to bless Discord with one of his servers again, he created a second [[FTA]] and left no stone unturned to ensure its success. The server was ruthlessly advertised in [[Awesome Planet]] and other related communities. The server lasted nearly a year before being deleted on October 24th, 2023. Thus making it Everr's second longest lasting server, only under the original [[FTA]].
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| == Presence in the Community ==
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| === Road to Discord Infamy ===
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| The irony community's initial introduction to Everr was seeing him as owner and later co-owner of the [[Federal Troll Agency]]. [[Bangshakalaka]] invited many of his friends from [[OKBR3]] to the server and they all saw him as a young, ambitious Discord entrepreneur. Everr made sure to make a good first impression with the irony community by showing off his collection of jokes and by joining multiple voice chats with them. However, his pre-pubescent voice matched with his little knowledge of the ways of irony made for a terrible first impression. The [[OKBR3]] members, many of which already being college-going taxpayers, saw him as just another corny kid unfit for the perils of moderating. Some were sympathetic, but still shared the same general views. [[Pikeman]] claimed, "The poor bastard'l [Everr] never make it... this cold world is gonna chew him up and spit him right out".
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| After this initial failure with setting up connections with the irony community, Everr backed down. He transferred ownership of the [[FTA]] to Mamba on June 28th, 2020 and only lurked in the background as a watchful eye over what was formerly his server. However, his efforts weren't entirely in vain. During his short time as owner of the [[FTA]], Everr became quite good friends with [[Bangshakalaka]] and the two remained as such over the course of the entirety of the the [[FTA|FTA's]] life. [[Bangshakalaka|Bang]] managed to lift Everr out of this depressive moderating slump and convinced him to join the newly established [[Irony Hub]]. Many [[Irony Hub]] members ended up joining the [[FTA]]. [[Weezor]] and [[Moe Lester]] in particular took a liking to Everr, who by know had had sufficient time to learn about the culture and humor of irony. This was partly in thanks to how Everr would unmute, uncontain, unban, or otherwise rid [[Irony Hub]] admins of their punishments in the [[FTA]] after their continual raids against the server. For context, [[Bangshakalaka]] had always been disliked in the irony community and, with [[Bangshakalaka|Bang]] being the only person known to [[Irony Hub]] at the time, they viewed it as his server.
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| With new ties with the administation team in [[Irony Hub]], Everr felt as if he was finally gaining some recognition. Everr was even rewarded Edgelord in [[Irony Hub]], despite having only around 100 messages at the time. The [[FTA]] continued to gain members from [[Irony Hub]] and other irony servers and was starting to be seen as an irony server itself. Eventually, during some point in early 2021, [[Diogo]] decided it was only right to invite the [[FTA]] into the [[League of Moderation]], the officially recognized coalition of irony Discord servers. At the time, the League consisted of [[Irony Hub]], [[OkBuddyRetard 4]], [[Whenthe]], [[Dogelore]], and a few others. With the FTA now part of the league, it was hard for anyone to deny the server's place as a major Discord metropolis. However, it was still apparent that the FTA differed from the other servers in the league quite drastically since admins of the FTA seemed not to care if order was maintained in their server. This was in stark contrast to the other major irony servers as they all did all it took to keep peace within their realms. This is perhaps best illustrated by the FTA administation team's heavy belief in the philosophy of quantity over quality. Everr and [[Bangshakalaka]] in particular seemed to purposefully encourage chaos in the server. All of this would eventually lead to the [[FTA|FTA's]] removal from the [[League of Moderation]]. Everr continued to increase in popularity and recieved a massive moment of spotlight during the fall of the FTA on June 11th, 2021, which he was in part responsible for.
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| During mid 2021, Everr would reach his peak of Discord fame. With the creation of his new server, [[Kek Zone]],
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| == ASMR Scandal ==
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| Although Everr was known to be quite a quirky person, he had a very unusual hobby—being obsessed with different types of ASMR videos. His friends would sometimes laugh about it, teasing him gently, but Everr didn’t mind. It helped him relax after long days days of hard work on the cord. One evening, Everr was in his room alone with his headphones on, deeply engrossed in his latest discovery: "Mommy ASMR." It was a peculiar genre, where the ASMR artist whispered soothing phases in Everr's ear such as, "You're doing great sweetie." and "Mommy's here to help." To Everr, it was the ultimate relaxation to him and didn't think much of it.
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| Disaster would then strike as Everr's Roommate, [[Hans]], was throwing a small get-together at their apartment. Everr had forgotten all about it and settled into his ASMR session, completely lost in the comforting whispers. As luck would have it, [[Hans]] needed to grab something from Everr's room. Without knocking, [[Hans]] decided to burst in followed by two of their mutual friends, [[Greasebeast]] and [[Keempa]].
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| Little did hans know - Everr was in a auto-erotic asphyxiation session. as he hung from the ceiling, jacking off with his headphones on his ears, he was so close to climax. hans opened the door to everr jacking off, and everr came all over hans, keempa and greasebeast's face. his acidic semen burned their faces off and they screamed as everr choked from the belt he was using to hang himself. the acidic semen kept pouring out of everr's cock and, eventually, it burned all of his friend's bodies alive. as he lowered himself from the belt, he found all his friends, with no skin to their body, laying on the floor dead.
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