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== Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a blackhole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tire. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon-punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Impale niggers on a pike. Tenderize niggers with a mallet. Ionise niggers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate niggers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify niggers in a black hole. Curse niggers with the necronomicon. Trap niggers in purgatory. Bang a niggers testicles with a spiked bat. Throw niggers off a twelve story building. Freeze dry niggers in the vacuum of space. Fry niggers with power lines. Feed niggers ricin. Kneecap a nigger with a twelve gauge. Re enslave niggers. Sell niggers organs on the black market. Run niggers over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw niggers into the grand canyon. Burn niggers with jet engine exhaust. Beat niggers to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a niggers asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice niggers to the sun god. Drop niggers out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed niggers to sharks. Load a nigger into a cannon and shoot the nigger at a concrete wall. Keel Haul niggers under a galleon. Disembowel niggers with a bayonet. Strap a nigger to a cruise missile and launch it at a nigger neighbourhood. Drop niggers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter niggers. Lure niggers in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a nigger to learn calculus, then kill the nigger anyway. Atomize niggers with a powerfist. Throw niggers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke niggers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at niggers from 40-story buildings. Throw niggers at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze niggers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie niggers to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot niggers with syringe guns. Defecate on nigger food stamps. Make niggers pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire niggers into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on niggers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate niggers with depleted uranium. Launch a nigger with a trebuchet. Send a nigger exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a nigger as a crash test dummy. Tie niggers onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a nigger. Trample niggers. Bury niggers alive. Play bowling with niggers heads as pins. Grate niggers with a cheese grater. Get niggers stuck in an elevator. Spray a niggers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a nigger directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a niggers parachute. Sabotage a niggers bungee. Trap a nigger under ice. Force a nigger to work and support a family of 5. Force niggers into gladiatorial combat. Send niggers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a niggers room. Put niggers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a niggers organs. Waterboard niggers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay niggers. Tie niggers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on niggers. Gibbet niggers. Tie a lightning rod to a niggers head during a storm. Lure niggers into suicide pods. Bury niggers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending niggers to it. Stir niggers into cement. Squeeze niggers through a chain link fence. Hack niggers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a nigger. Microwave a niggers head. Suck a nigger into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a niggers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby nigger in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash niggers black skin. Play games with niggers jigsaw style. Trim a niggers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a nigger to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a nigger in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a niggers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a nigger and serve nigga patties to other niggers. Feed a nigger viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a niggers dildo. Stone niggers. Tranquilize niggers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from niggers. Throw a nigger down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to niggers. Pimp-slap niggers into airplane turbines. Displace niggers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a nigger a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on niggers at maximum voltage. Give niggers sentient brain parasites. Give niggers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave niggers out for vultures. Drive a nigger into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a nigger. Strap niggers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap niggers to a judas cradle. Blast niggers with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy niggers. Whip niggers into obedience. Slingshot a nigger into orbit. Rocket niggers into the sun. Stir-fry niggers in a wok. Bite a nigger and drink their blood. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into the wood chipper. Unscrew a nigger's head off. Bake niggers into nigger-pizza. Arrest niggers for no reason. Electrocute niggers. Curb stomp pregnant niggers. Beat a nigger up. Slice a nigger up and wear their skin. Set niggers on fire. Spin niggers around until they puke. Tie niggers to a train track. Karate kick a nigger in the testicles. Stomp nigger skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil niggers into a broth. Deep fry niggers. Fourth-trimester abortions for niggers. Blend niggers in a blender. Snap a nigger's neck. Throw niggers off buildings. Send aliens to abduct niggers. Force niggers to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush niggers with anvils. Throw niggers off of rooftops. Incinerate niggers. Starve niggers. Blow niggers up with dynamite. Gulp niggers. Feast on nigger eyeballs. Cave in a nigger's skull. Kiss a nigger to death. Peel a nigger like a banana. Wipe out nigger tribes. Deny niggers into Heaven. Freeze niggers in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a nigger. Lock on to niggers with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a nigger. Ferment niggers into stew. Ensnare niggers. Nark on niggers to the army. Cause a total nigger purge. Jam a nigger into a geyser. Axe murder a nigger. Unleash Smelvin upon niggers. Put niggers on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total nigger death. ==
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== [[File:Goatse.jpg|link=]] ==
'''The Bongar Games''' are events held on [[Awesome Planet]] that uses user-submitted characters to fight in the [https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php BrantSteele Hunger Games Simulator]. It is the most common event held on the server, which rarely hosts events at all. The event has been held 5 times so far, having 2 rounds each.
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== [[File:Cobson.png|link=]] ==
Due to the nuking of Awesome Planet in August 2023, this details of this article are likely impossible to complete.
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==The Bongar Games==
The first Bongar Games was held by [[emo chud]] on May 7, 2022, with 42 users participating.
 
=== Players ===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+
! rowspan="2" |User
! rowspan="2" |Character
! rowspan="2" |Gender
! rowspan="2" |Picture
! colspan="2" |Round 1
! colspan="2" |Round 2
! rowspan="2" |Total kills
|-
!# of kills
!Place
!# of kills
!Place
|-
|[[Deleted|[deleted]]]
|[deleted]
|Skinwalker
|[[File:Skinwalker.gif|70x70px]]
|0
|17th
|0
|35th
|0
|-
|[[100Nome]]
|gangsta
|Male
|[[File:Gangsta.png|70x70px]]
|2
|11th
|3
|29th
|5
|-
|[[Blaster|blaster406]]
|LDH125
|Unknown
|
|0
|26th
|1
|21st
|1
|-
|[[cahsm]]
|cute guy
|Male
|[[File:Cute guy.jpg|70x70px]]
|1
|23rd
|0
|31st
|1
|-
|[[Cthulhu]]
|Chris Griffin (returning champion)
|Male
|[[File:Chris griffin.jpg|70x70px]]
|4
|2nd
|0
|11th
|4
|-
|[[DancingSquid007]]
|dancingsquud007
|No
|
|0
|25th
|0
|24th
|0
|-
|[[EvilGadsz]]
|Genki
|Female
|[[File:Genki.jpg|93x93px]]
|0
|24th
|1
|14th
|1
|-
|[[Fetty|Fetty!¡!¡!]]
|Finger
|Unknown
|[[File:Finger.jpg|70x70px]]
|0
|33rd
|3
|5th
|3
|-
|[[fnx]]
|doflamingo
|Female
|[[File:Doflamingo.jpg|86x86px]]
|0
|37th
|0
|34th
|0
|-
|[[Gun Mario|gun mario]]
|xXxMLGD0G3xXx
|Male
|[[File:XXxMLGD0G3xXx.jpg|70x70px]]
|0
|42nd
|2
|12th
|2
|-
|[[Lottuh|H4V3NII]]
|lottuh / h4v3nvii
|Male
|[[File:Unknown-17 cropped.png|70x70px]]
|1
|30th
|0
|39th
|1
|-
|[[Headphone Tux|headphone tux]]
|headphone tux
|Male
|[[File:Headphone tux.jpg|70x70px]]
|0
|39th
|2
|16th
|2
|-
|[[Royalparty|how the royal party be looking]]
|funny sleepy cat ''(Round 1)''
Mao Zedong ''(Round 2)''
|Unknown
|[[File:Funny sleepy cat.jpg|70x70px]]
|0
|28th
|0
|18th
|0
|-
|[[HuffleVEVO]]
|h
|Cat (Male)
|[[File:H.jpg|93x93px]]
|0
|32nd
|0
|27th
|0
|-
|im spiderman...
|Peter B. Parker (The Spider)
|Male
|[[File:Peterbparkerthespider.jpg|72x72px]]
|0
|41st
|1
|2nd
|1
|-
|[[int]]
|truckmonth
|Male
|[[File:Intmonth.jpg|70x70px]]
|0
|8th
|0
|25th
|0
|-
|[[kyle johnson]]
|Carti
|Male
|[[File:Carti hair.jpg|93x93px]]
|1
|22nd
|0
|40th
|1
|-
|[[Mewthreeeeee]]
|Mewtwo
|Unknown
|[[File:Mewtwo.jpg|70x70px]]
|0
|29th
|0
|15th
|0
|-
|[[mia plagsworth]]
|nigga raper
|Male
|[[File:Irapeniggas.png|70x70px]]
|0
|19th
|1
|19th
|1
|-
|[[MinecraftKid]]
|gay anime girls kissing
|Female, probably
|[[File:Gay anime girls kissing.png|70x70px]]
|1
|14th
|0
|7th
|1
|-
|[[monoqqr]]
|my bathroom
|Male
|[[File:Monoqqr bathroom.jpg|93x93px]]
|0
|13th
|0
|28th
|0
|-
|[[Nisshie]]
|Professor Burgenstein
|Male
|
|0
|7th
|0
|13th
|0
|-
|[[Outcast Balance]]
|Señor Hitler
|Male
|[[File:Senor hitler.jpg|70x70px]]
|2
|4th
|3
|8th
|5
|-
|[[polk]]
|polk
|Unknown
|[[File:Nichijougirlidk.png|69x69px]]
|0
|40th
|0
|9th
|0
|-
|[[Rigby Raccoon]]
|Daquavious Lamon Singleton
|Male
|[[File:Daquavious Lamon Singleton.jpg|87x87px]]
|0
|36th
|0
|17th
|0
|-
|[[RizenZP]]
|RizenZP
|Male
|[[File:RizenZP.png|70x70px]]
|0
|16th
|2
|23rd
|2
|-
|[[Sans Trolling|sans trolling]]
|kek memeus
|Unknown
|[[File:Big chungus.jpg|70x70px]]
|0
|1st
|0
|36th
|0
|-
|[[Santa Claus|santa claus]]
|santa claus
|Unknown
|[[File:9f04eba89e094bbdef714bf17e7761ea.png|70x70px]]
|0
|6th
|0
|10th
|0
|-
|[[Survivor|Simon2!]]
|Kobeni cat
|Female
|[[File:Kobeni cat.jpeg|70x70px]]
|1
|10th
|1
|4th
|2
|-
|[[SmilingMan400|Smiling_Man400]]
|SmilingMan400
|Male
|[[File:Smilingman.jpg|70x70px]]
|0
|34th
|0
|26th
|0
|-
|[[Tedrell]]
|Whitebeard ''(Round 1)''
Trafalgar Law ''(Round 2)''
|Female
|[[File:Whitebeard.jpeg|70x70px]]
|3
|3rd
|0
|22nd
|3
|-
|[[Text101]]
|Text101
|Femail
|[[File:Text101 2.png|70x70px]]
|0
|21st
|0
|42nd
|0
|-
|[[treyshawn]]
|treyshawn
|Male
|
|1
|27th
|0
|37th
|1
|-
|[[TriX]]
|Chingashi Chongake
|Male
|[[File:Haveagreatday.jpg|77x77px]]
|0
|15th
|0
|30th
|0
|-
|[[truckmonth]]
|int
|🌃
|[[File:Int.png|70x70px]]
|2
|12th
|0
|38th
|2
|-
|[[tsunamitornado]]
|subyesh
|Male
|[[File:Subyesh.jpg|70x70px]]
|5
|5th
|1
|33rd
|6
|-
|[[Wavy]]
|hu tao
|Female
|[[File:Hu Tao.jpg|70x70px]]
|0
|35th
|1
|20th
|1
|-
|[[Wizdumb]]
|Stu ''(Round 1)''
Stompin' Baby Stu ''(Round 2)''
|Male
|[[File:Stu.jpg|72x72px]]
|0
|18th
|2
|6th
|2
|-
|[[Xpure]]
|Joe the 'OG' Swanson
|Male
|
|0
|31st
|0
|32nd
|0
|-
|[[yeesai]]
|yeesai
|Female
|[[File:Yeesai plush.jpg|70x70px]]
|0
|38th
|1
|3rd
|1
|-
|[[ZeroMars]]
|Yakub
|Male
|[[File:Yakub.jpeg|104x104px]]
|1
|9th
|0
|41st
|1
|-
|[[Zullarious]]
|Tanner Hampton
|Male
|[[File:Tannerhampton.jpg|78x78px]]
|0
|20th
|4
|1st
|4
|}
 
===Round 1===
 
==== The Bloodbath ====
 
* As the tributes sit on the battle bus, the horn sounds.
* '''Mewtwo''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''truckmonth''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''LDH125''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''Stu''' snatches a pair of sais.
* '''doflamingo''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''Daquavious Lamon Singleton''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''Peter B. Parker (The Spider)''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''Whitebeard''' gathers as much food as she can.
* '''gay anime girls kissing''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''hu tao''' and '''Professor Burgenstein''' fight for a bag. '''Professor Burgenstein''' gives up and retreats.
* '''headphone tux''' stays at the cornucopia for resources.
* '''Carti''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''[deleted]''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''SmilingMan400''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''subyesh''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''gangsta''' and '''RizenZP''' fight for a bag. '''RizenZP''' gives up and retreats.
* '''cute guy''' jumps from the battle bus.
 
* '''treyshawn''' repeatedly stabs '''xXxMLGD0G3xXx''' to death with sais.
* '''my bathroom''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''nigga raper''' grabs a shovel.
* '''Kobeni cat''' clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
* '''h''' and '''santa claus''' put aside their differences and decide to work together.
* '''Yakub''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''Joe the 'OG' Swanson''' finds a canteen full of water.
* '''yeesai''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''int''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''Tanner Hampton''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''lottuh / h4v3nvii''' grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
* '''polk''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''kek memeus''' grabs a sword.
* '''Chingashi Chongake''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''Señor Hitler''' takes a handful of throwing knives.
* '''dancingsquud007''' grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
* '''Finger''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''Genki''' grabs a sword.
* '''funny sleepy cat''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)''' jumps from the battle bus.
* '''Text101''' jumps from the battle bus.
 
Players died: 1 (xXxMLGD0G3xXx)
 
Players remaining: 41
 
==== '''Day 1''' ====
 
* '''Peter B. Parker (The Spider)''' dies of dysentery.
* '''Mewtwo''' collects fruit from a tree.
* '''Joe the 'OG' Swanson''' makes a wooden spear.
* '''gay anime girls kissing''' stab '''polk''' with a tree branch.
* '''santa claus''' sprains its ankle while running from '''Kobeni cat'''.
* '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)''' discovers a cave.
* '''kek memeus''' discovers a river.
* '''funny sleepy cat''' injures itself.
* '''Tanner Hampton''' is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
* '''headphone tux''' accidentally detonates a landmine while trying to arm it.
* '''RizenZP''' chases '''Professor Burgenstein'''.
* '''yeesai''' falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
* '''[deleted]''' tries to spear fish with a trident.
* '''lottuh / h4v3nvii''' shoots an arrow at '''treyshawn''', but misses and kills '''doflamingo''' instead.
* '''Whitebeard''' rapes '''int'''.
* '''Daquavious Lamon Singleton''' makes a wooden spear.
* '''hu tao''' collects fruit from a tree.
* '''subyesh''' makes a slingshot.
* '''Señor Hitler''' recieves fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
* '''Yakub''' searches for a water source.
* '''Chingaki Chongake''' injures himself.
* '''Finger''' collects fruit from a tree.
* '''nigga raper''' chases Stu.
* '''gangsta''' recieves fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
* '''dancingsquud007''' sprains his ankle while running away from '''SmilingMan400'''.
* '''my bathroom''' discovers a cave.
* '''Carti''' steals from '''cute guy''' while he isn't looking.
* '''LDH125''' goes hunting.
* '''truckmonth''' overhears '''Text101''' and '''h''' talking in the distance.
* '''Genki''' thinks about home.
 
Players died: 5 (Peter B. Parker (The Spider), polk, headphone tux, yeesai, doflamingo)
 
Players remaining: 36
 
==== Night 1 ====
 
* '''int''' goes to sleep.
* '''Genki''' stays awake all night.
* '''lottuh / h4v3nvii''' fends '''truckmonth''', '''Carti''', and '''funny sleepy cat''' away from his fire.
* '''treyshawn''' tries to treat his infection.
* '''Mewtwo''' tries to treat his infection.
* '''LDH125''' tries to sing itself to sleep.
* '''gangsta''' kills '''Daquavious Lamon Singleton''' with a hatchet.
* '''Professor Burgenstein''' questions his sanity.
* '''subyesh''' stays awake all night.
* '''Whitebeard''' defeats '''kek memeus''' in a fight, but spares his life.
* '''Joe the 'OG' Swanson''' goes to sleep.
* '''Yakub''' severely slices '''hu tao''' with a sword.
* '''nigga raper''' defeats '''SmilingMan400''' in a fight, but spares his life.
* '''Chingashi Chongake''' recieves clean water from an unknown sponsor.
* '''Finger''' [[Phantho|rapes '''Kobeni cat''']].
* '''Text101''' tries to treat her infection.
* '''h''' is awoken by nightmares.
* '''cute guy''' attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
* '''gay anime girls kissing''' recieve clean water from an unknown sponsor.
* '''RizenZP''' loses sight of where he is.
* '''my bathroom''' tries to sing himself to sleep.
* '''Tanner Hampton''' tends to his wounds.
* '''dancingsquud007''' rapes '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)'''.
* '''Stu''' cooks his food before putting his fire out.
* '''Señor Hitler''' passes out from exhaustion.
* '''[deleted]''' passes out frome exhaustion.
* '''santa claus''' recieves medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
 
Players died: 2 (Daquavious Lamon Singleton, hu tao)
 
Players remaining: 34
 
==== Day 2 ====
 
* '''Kobeni cat''' shoots an arrow into '''SmilingMan400'''<nowiki/>'s head.
* '''nigga raper''' questions his sanity.
* '''subyesh''' discovers a cave.
* '''Tanner Hampton''' sprains his ankle while running away from '''Señor Hitler'''.
* '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)''' collects fruit from a tree.
* '''santa claus''' stalks '''dancingsquud007'''.
* '''my bathroom''' recieves fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
* '''cute guy''' spears '''Finger''' in the abdomen.
* '''[deleted]''' tries to spear fish with a trident.
* '''Whitebeard''' sprains her ankle while running away from '''funny sleepy cat'''.
* '''Text101''' recieves an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
* '''treyshawn''' overhears '''truckmonth''' and '''Professor Burgenstein''' talking in the distance.
* '''Carti''' kills '''h''' while he is resting.
* '''Stu''' overhears '''gay anime girls kissing''' and '''LDH125''' talking in the distance.
* '''Chingashi Chongake''' recieves an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
* '''Genki''' chases '''Yakub'''.
* '''Joe the 'OG' Swanson''' begs for '''int''' to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing '''Joe the 'OG' Swanson'''.
* '''lottuh / h4v3nvii''' poisons '''gangsta'''<nowiki/>'s drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.
* '''RizenZP''' stalks '''kek memeus'''.
* '''Mewtwo''' dies from an infection.
 
Players died: 6 (SmilingMan400, Finger, h, Joe the 'OG' Swanson, lottuh / h4v3nvii, Mewtwo)
 
Players remaining: 28
 
==== Night 2 ====
 
* '''santa claus''' destroys '''LDH125'''<nowiki/>'s supplies while it is asleep.
* '''cute guy''' cries himself to sleep.
* '''RizenZP''' destroys '''Genki'''<nowiki/>'s supplies while she is asleep.
* '''Stu''' goes to sleep.
* '''Whitebeard''' thinks about winning.
* '''Yakub''' looks at the night sky.
* '''dancingsquud007''' and '''Chingashi Chongake''' run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
* '''subyesh''' is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
* '''gay anime girls kissing''' stay awake all night.
* '''[deleted]''' thinks about home.
* '''Señor Hitler''' cooks his food before putting his fire out.
* '''treyshawn''' loses sight of where he is.
* '''truckmonth''' questions his sanity.
* '''kek memeus''' passes out from exhaustion.
* '''Tanner Hampton''' tries to sing himself to sleep.
* '''nigga raper''' recieves clean water from an unknown sponsor.
* '''my bathroom''' passes out from exhaustion.
* '''gangsta''' quietly hums.
* '''Professor Burgenstein''' thinks about home.
* '''Text101''' looks at the night sky.
* '''int''' rapes '''Carti'''.
* '''Kobeni cat''' quietly hums.
* '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)''' bashes '''funny sleepy cat'''<nowiki/>'s head against a rock several times.
 
Players died: 1 (funny sleepy cat)
 
Players remaining: 27
 
==== Day 3 ====
 
==== Night 3 ====
 
==== Day 4 ====
 
==== Night 4 ====
 
==== Day 5 ====
 
==== Night 5 ====
 
==== Day 6 ====
 
==== Night 6 ====
 
==== Day 7 ====
 
==== Night 7 ====
 
==== Day 8 ====
 
==== Night 8 ====
 
==== Day 9 ====
 
==== Night 9 ====
 
* '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)''' is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
* '''Whitebeard''' stays awake all night.
* '''Señor Hitler''' accidentally steps on a landmine.
* '''kek memeus''' tries to sing himself to sleep.
 
Players died: 1 (Señor Hitler)
 
Players remaining: 3
 
==== Day 10 ====
 
* '''kek memeus''' picks flowers.
* '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)''' scares '''Whitebeard''' off.
 
Players died: 0
 
Players remaining: 3
 
==== Night 10 ====
 
* '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)''' severely slices '''Whitebeard''' with a sword.
* '''kek memeus''' thinks about home.
 
Players died: 1 (Whitebeard)
 
Players remaining: 2
 
==== Day 11 ====
[[File:BG1 winner.png|thumb|The winner of the first round was kek memeus.]]
 
* '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)''' dies trying to escape the arena.
 
Players died: 1 (Chris Griffin (returning champion))
 
Players remaining: 1
 
The Winner: '''kek memeus''' ([[Sans Trolling|sans trolling]])
 
===Round 2===
 
==== The Bloodbath ====
 
==== Day 1 ====
 
==== Night 1 ====
 
==== Day 2 ====
 
==== Night 2 ====
 
==== Day 3 ====
 
==== Night 3 ====
 
==== Day 4 ====
 
==== Night 4 ====
 
==== Day 5 ====
 
==== Night 5 ====
 
==== Day 6 ====
 
==== Night 6 ====
[[File:BG1 round 2 winner.png|thumb|The winner of the second round was Tanner Hampton.]]
 
* '''Finger''' dies of dysentery.
* '''Tanner Hampton''' sets an explosive off, killing '''Kobeni cat''', '''yeesai''', and '''Peter B. Parker (The Spider)'''.
 
Players died: 4 (Finger, Kobeni cat, yeesai, Peter B. Parker (The Spider))
 
Players remaining: 1
 
The Winner: '''Tanner Hampton''' ([[Zullarious]])
 
==The Bongar Games II==
The second Bongar Games was held on June 11, 2022. Like the first one, 42 users participated in the event. It also had the same format as the first Bongar Games.
 
=== Players ===
 
===Round 1===
The Winner: '''homophobic dog''' ([[hammy]])
 
===Round 2===
The Winner: '''Quan''' ([[quan]])
 
==The Bongar Games III: Bongar Battle==
The third Bongar games was held on August 27, 2022, with 50 users participating. This was the first Bongar Games to have teams.
 
=== Teams ===
 
=== Players ===
 
===Round 1===
Winning Team: 🫓 '''Rajshahi Indian Restaurant'''
 
===Round 2===
Winning Team: 🫓 '''Rajshahi Indian Restaurant'''
 
==The Bongar Games: The Christmas Special==
The fourth Bongar Games was held on December 10, 2022, with 38 users participating. Going back to the format of The Bongar Games I and II, teams were not present. This event was generally disliked by the server, and was the last Bongar Games hosted by emo chud.
 
=== Players ===
 
===Round 1===
The Winner: '''Inkling''' ([[Wizdumb]])
 
===Round 2===
The Winner: '''Weezer''' ([[Skum|.skum]])
 
==Bongar Games V: Revival==
The fifth Bongar Games was held by [[7cachemoney]] on June 24, 2023, over six months after the fourth Bongar Games. 38 users participated in the event. Bongar Games V went back to the teams format used in The Bongar Games III.
 
This was the last event held on Awesome Planet before it was nuked less than two months later.
 
=== Teams ===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+
! rowspan="2" |Team name
! rowspan="2" |# of members
!Round 1
!Round 2
|-
!# of kills
!# of kills
|-
|🪬 098
|4
|
|
|-
|[BCC] Big Chungus Corporation
|8
|
|
|-
|👨🏿‍🏭 idk lol
|4
|
|
|-
|[MNA] Mental Asylum
|4
|
|
|-
|🥵 Mod Team
|4
|
|
|-
|'''⚽️''' Penalteam
|7
|
|
|-
|📡 sonar bonar monar team
|4
|
|
|-
|👨🏿 Thug shaker
|3
|
|
|}
 
=== Players ===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+
! rowspan="2" |User
! rowspan="2" |Character
! rowspan="2" |Gender
! rowspan="2" |Team
! rowspan="2" |Picture
!Round 1
!Round 2
|-
!# of kills
!# of kills
|-
|[[100Nome]]
|Unlikely Duo
|Female
|🪬 098
|
|
|
|-
|[[1kdak]]
|baby gronk
|Male
|👨🏿‍🏭 idk lol
|
|
|
|-
|[[7cachemoney]]
|Zarya
|Female
|[BCC] Big Chungus Corporation
|
|
|
|-
|[[andridge]]
|Adachi
|Male
|👨🏿‍🏭 idk lol
|
|
|
|-
|[[Ani Skywalker Lover]]
|Christiano Ronaldo
|Sissy
|'''⚽️''' Penalteam
|
|
|
|-
|[[biygas]]
|subject 8-275
|Male
|[MNA] Mental Asylum
|
|
|
|-
|[[Blaster|blaster406]]
|blaster
|Male
|[BCC] Big Chungus Corporation
|
|
|
|-
|[[Bloner]]
|10/10 Gyat face
|Male
|[BCC] Big Chungus Corporation
|
|
|
|-
|[[Bodini]]
|Bodini
|Male
|🪬 098
|
|
|
|-
|[[brian]]
|Wayne
|Male
|👨🏿 Thug shaker
|
|
|
|-
|[[bubby]]
|Bubby
|Male
|'''⚽️''' Penalteam
|
|
|
|-
|[[Chief Kick]]
|gekyume onfroy
|extraterrestrial
|📡 sonar bonar monar team
|
|
|
|-
|[[Cthulhu]]
|Dylan Fruit
|Male
|[MNA] Mental Asylum
|
|
|
|-
|[[Darth]]
|nigga hashtag
|Male
|[MNA] Mental Asylum
|
|
|
|-
|[[fnx]]
|Opium Penmaster
|Male
|'''⚽️''' Penalteam
|
|
|
|-
|[[gingus bobing IV]]
|Kids
|Male
|📡 sonar bonar monar team
|
|
|
|-
|[[Headphone Tux|headphone tux]]
|headphone tux
|Male
|[BCC] Big Chungus Corporation
|[[File:Headphone tux.jpg|70x70px]]
|
|
|-
|[[HuffleVEVO|hufflevevo]]
|Scammer
|Female
|'''⚽️''' Penalteam
|
|
|
|-
|[[King Jeor]]
|Sillytime
|ACK!
|👨🏿 Thug shaker
|
|
|
|-
|[[Lautaro]]
|lautago
|Male
|🪬 098
|
|
|
|-
|[[LavA]]
|Racist Christian Jonesy
|Male
|[BCC] Big Chungus Corporation
|
|
|
|-
|[[MinecraftKid]]
|cute nya cat
|Female
|[BCC] Big Chungus Corporation
|
|
|
|-
|[[mistaken]]
|Thug
|Thug
|👨🏿 Thug shaker
|
|
|
|-
|[[Pikeman]]
|Trollfruits
|they/them
|📡 sonar bonar monar team
|
|
|
|-
|[[polk]]
|polk
|Female
|🥵 Mod Team
|
|
|
|-
|[[r]]
|r
|Male
|[BCC] Big Chungus Corporation
|
|
|
|-
|[[Santa Claus|santa claus]]
|Santa Claus
|Male
|[BCC] Big Chungus Corporation
|[[File:9f04eba89e094bbdef714bf17e7761ea.png|70x70px]]
|
|
|-
|[[Salem]]
|Salem
|Male
|👨🏿‍🏭 idk lol
|
|
|
|-
|[[sinqueda]]
|retsu kaioh
|Male
|📡 sonar bonar monar team
|
|
|
|-
|[[SKYDIVING LOVER]]
|Frionel Pessi
|Male
|'''⚽️''' Penalteam
|
|
|
|-
|[[SupaSped]]
|Medhi
|Male
|'''⚽️''' Penalteam
|
|
|
|-
|[[SuperMario20]]
|Spoonful of bees
|Fluid
|🪬 098
|
|
|
|-
|[[The]]
|THE
|Male
|👨🏿‍🏭 idk lol
|
|
|
|-
|[[trollbuscus]]
|Jahseh freeman
|Male
|🥵 Mod Team
|
|
|
|-
|[[truckmonth]]
|zyzz
|Male
|🥵 Mod Team
|
|
|
|-
|[[tsunamitornado]]
|Pendiving Lover
|Male
|'''⚽️''' Penalteam
|
|
|
|-
|[[Wizdumb]]
|Phil
|Male
|[MNA] Mental Asylum
|
|
|
|-
|[[yeesai]]
|Stupid fucking cat
|Female
|🥵 Mod Team
|
|
|
|}
 
===Round 1===
Winning Team: '''⚽️ Penalteam'''
 
===Round 2===
Winning Team: '''🪬 098'''
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