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== Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a blackhole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tire. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon-punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Impale niggers on a pike. Tenderize niggers with a mallet. Ionise niggers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate niggers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify niggers in a black hole. Curse niggers with the necronomicon. Trap niggers in purgatory. Bang a niggers testicles with a spiked bat. Throw niggers off a twelve story building. Freeze dry niggers in the vacuum of space. Fry niggers with power lines. Feed niggers ricin. Kneecap a nigger with a twelve gauge. Re enslave niggers. Sell niggers organs on the black market. Run niggers over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw niggers into the grand canyon. Burn niggers with jet engine exhaust. Beat niggers to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a niggers asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice niggers to the sun god. Drop niggers out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed niggers to sharks. Load a nigger into a cannon and shoot the nigger at a concrete wall. Keel Haul niggers under a galleon. Disembowel niggers with a bayonet. Strap a nigger to a cruise missile and launch it at a nigger neighbourhood. Drop niggers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter niggers. Lure niggers in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a nigger to learn calculus, then kill the nigger anyway. Atomize niggers with a powerfist. Throw niggers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke niggers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at niggers from 40-story buildings. Throw niggers at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze niggers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie niggers to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot niggers with syringe guns. Defecate on nigger food stamps. Make niggers pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire niggers into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on niggers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate niggers with depleted uranium. Launch a nigger with a trebuchet. Send a nigger exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a nigger as a crash test dummy. Tie niggers onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a nigger. Trample niggers. Bury niggers alive. Play bowling with niggers heads as pins. Grate niggers with a cheese grater. Get niggers stuck in an elevator. Spray a niggers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a nigger directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a niggers parachute. Sabotage a niggers bungee. Trap a nigger under ice. Force a nigger to work and support a family of 5. Force niggers into gladiatorial combat. Send niggers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a niggers room. Put niggers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a niggers organs. Waterboard niggers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay niggers. Tie niggers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on niggers. Gibbet niggers. Tie a lightning rod to a niggers head during a storm. Lure niggers into suicide pods. Bury niggers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending niggers to it. Stir niggers into cement. Squeeze niggers through a chain link fence. Hack niggers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a nigger. Microwave a niggers head. Suck a nigger into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a niggers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby nigger in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash niggers black skin. Play games with niggers jigsaw style. Trim a niggers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a nigger to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a nigger in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a niggers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a nigger and serve nigga patties to other niggers. Feed a nigger viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a niggers dildo. Stone niggers. Tranquilize niggers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from niggers. Throw a nigger down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to niggers. Pimp-slap niggers into airplane turbines. Displace niggers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a nigger a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on niggers at maximum voltage. Give niggers sentient brain parasites. Give niggers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave niggers out for vultures. Drive a nigger into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a nigger. Strap niggers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap niggers to a judas cradle. Blast niggers with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy niggers. Whip niggers into obedience. Slingshot a nigger into orbit. Rocket niggers into the sun. Stir-fry niggers in a wok. Bite a nigger and drink their blood. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into the wood chipper. Unscrew a nigger's head off. Bake niggers into nigger-pizza. Arrest niggers for no reason. Electrocute niggers. Curb stomp pregnant niggers. Beat a nigger up. Slice a nigger up and wear their skin. Set niggers on fire. Spin niggers around until they puke. Tie niggers to a train track. Karate kick a nigger in the testicles. Stomp nigger skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil niggers into a broth. Deep fry niggers. Fourth-trimester abortions for niggers. Blend niggers in a blender. Snap a nigger's neck. Throw niggers off buildings. Send aliens to abduct niggers. Force niggers to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush niggers with anvils. Throw niggers off of rooftops. Incinerate niggers. Starve niggers. Blow niggers up with dynamite. Gulp niggers. Feast on nigger eyeballs. Cave in a nigger's skull. Kiss a nigger to death. Peel a nigger like a banana. Wipe out nigger tribes. Deny niggers into Heaven. Freeze niggers in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a nigger. Lock on to niggers with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a nigger. Ferment niggers into stew. Ensnare niggers. Nark on niggers to the army. Cause a total nigger purge. Jam a nigger into a geyser. Axe murder a nigger. Unleash Smelvin upon niggers. Put niggers on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total nigger death. ==
{| class="wikitable"
! style="background-color:red;color:white" | <big>⚠ ATTENTION! ⚠</big>
|-
| Most of the details of the ongoing history of the server have been declassified by the '''69SwagBalls420 Ministry of Truth'''. It should be taken note that in order to protect some '''state secrets''', as well as to stave off potential harassment towards certain members, their names still remain '''strictly classified''', and will be censored throughout the rest of the article. Aliases have been assigned to them for the purposes of this document. The '''69SwagBalls420''' leadership does not stand for any harassment of its members, past or present, no matter the drama they were involved in. As far as the '''Moderators''' are concerned, all events in this article remain buried deeply in the past. 
 
<sub>Glory to '''Meme_Alt_Account'''! Long live '''Swag Nation'''!</sub>
|}
{{Infobox Discord server
| name = 69SwagBalls420
| image = 69SwagBalls420.png
| image size =
| status = active
| invite = https://discord.gg/uWcE7wqDbZ
| id = 938728183203758080
| users = 1,000+
| owner = [[smjsilm]] (''de jure'') <br> [[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki|WalterWhiteOnDiscord]] (''de facto'')
| links = [https://www.reddit.com/r/69Moelester420/ r/69Moelester420] <br> [https://www.reddit.com/r/IDONTGIVEASWAG/ r/IDONTGIVEASWAG] <br> [https://www.reddit.com/r/IkeaFreshBalls/ r/IkeaFreshBalls] <br> r/████████████████
| founded = February 3, 2022 (as the internet shithole)
| founder = .smjsilm
}}
 
{| class="infobox" style="width:400px;"
|colspan = 2 style="font-size:150%;text-align:center"| '''Republic of SwagBalls'''
|-
|-
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:SBflagCentered.png | 200px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:69SwagBalls420.png | 200px]]
|-
|style="text-align:center;"| Flag
|style="text-align:center;"| Coat of arms
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Server Motto''': I Don't Give a Swag
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Server Anthem''': ''God, Bless SwagBalls''<ref group="note">To the tune of "Smooth Criminal".</ref>
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Server Mascot''': Charter's cat
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:120%"" | [[File:SwagCord_Map.png | 400px]] <br> Map of SwagBalls
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Capital and Largest City'''
| '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Official Language'''
| English
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''National Groups''' (2024)<ref> '''EasyPoll''' (August 18, 2024): [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1274843589641240576/1274844549445062736 Official SwagBalls Census] ''Discord.'' </ref>
|''By role:'' <br>• 90.9% Green Roles <br>• 6.2% Gold Roles <br>• 1.6% Bots <br>• 0.6% Moderators <br>• 0.7% Other<ref group="note">Users with miscellaneous top roles, including a variable population of '''Pit Dwellers'''.</ref> <br> <br>''By Continent of Origin:'' <br>• 63% North American <br>• 29% European <br>• 4% South American <br>• 2% Asian <br>• 2% Australian
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Religion''' (2024)<ref> '''EasyPoll''' (August 18, 2024): [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1274843589641240576/1274844856744939601 Official SwagBalls Census] ''Discord.'' </ref>
| • 63% Unaffiliated <br>• 12% girardian <br>• 8% Christian <br>• 4% Muslim <br>• 4% Hindu <br>• 8% Other
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Demonym(s)'''
| SwagBallian
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Government'''
| Unitary presidential republic
|-
| '''• President'''
| '''Flaming Testicle (left)'''
|-
| '''• Vice-President'''
| '''Barley'''
|-
| '''• Owner'''
|''' Meme_Alt_Account'''
|-
|''' • Chief Moderator'''
|''' Walter'''
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Legislature'''
| '''#🏛-the-senate'''
|-
| colspan=2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''History of the Server'''
|-
|'''Creation of SwagCord'''
|February 3, 2022
|-
|'''Unification with IkeaFreshBalls '''
|September 14, 2022
|-
|'''Unification with 69MoeLester420 '''
|March 30, 2023
|-
|'''The Macromaniac Wars'''
|December 8, 2023
|-
|'''Unification with █████████ '''
|December 26, 2023
|-
|'''Democratic Rule '''
|March 17, 2024
|-
|'''#📜-constitution Adopted'''
|July 4, 2024
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Population'''
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Population''' (2024)
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 1700+
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Active Userbase''' (2024 estimate)
| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] 50
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Area'''
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Total Area''' (2024)
| 116 channels
|-
| '''• Voice Channels'''
| 8 channels (6.9%)
|-
| '''• Archived'''
| 30 channels (25.9%)
|-
| '''• Government Land'''
| 8 channels (6.9%)
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Economy'''
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Currency'''
| SwagBallian UBucks ([[File:69SwagBalls420.png | 12px]]) <br> Xertunian CatBux ([[File:CatBux.png | 12px]])
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''GDP''' (PPP)
| style="font-size:110%" | 2024 estimate
|-
| '''• Total'''
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] [[File:69SwagBalls420.png | 12px]]11.184 billion
|-
| '''• Per Capita'''
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] [[File:69SwagBalls420.png | 12px]]6.579 million
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''GDP''' (nominal)
| style="font-size:110%" | 2024 estimate
|-
| '''• Total'''
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] $4.67
|-
| '''• Per Capita'''
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] $0.002
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Gini''' (2024)
| [[File:RedArrowUp.png|12px]]99.8<ref> '''UnbelievaBoat''' (August 29, 2024): '''Server Leaderboard''' ''Discord.'' </ref><ref> '''Purrtun''' (August 18, 2024): '''Server Leaderboard''' ''Discord.'' </ref> <br> <b style="color:#ff0000"> Very High Inequality </b>
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''HDI''' (2024)
| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]0.492-[[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]0.983<ref group="note">This statistic is highly disputed, and opinions among experts vary greatly. To some, '''SwagCord''' is the best it has ever been, to others, it is in a perpetual state of collapse, while others yet believe that nothing has fundamentally changed throughout the months. Whether '''SwagBalls''' has fallen is in the eye of the observer.</ref> <br> <b style="color:#ff0000">Low</b>-<b style="color:#006400">Very high</b>
|}
 
'''69SwagBalls420''', also known as "'''SwagBalls'''", or "'''SwagCord'''", is a moderately sized irony Discord server. It is the official server for the meme/shitposting subreddits '''r/69Moelester420''', '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''', '''r/IkeaFreshBalls''' and '''r/█████████████.'''<ref name=":0">{{Cite message|author='''███████'''|date=December 26, 2023|content=haiiiiiiiii 69swagballs420cord :3 I am writing this to let you all know that we have officially merged with █████ ███ so yeah, have a good day or night or whatever :3|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''❗-announcements'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/938833517813571585/1188865276326969447}}</ref> Its name is a combination of the names of the first three subreddits, in addition to the now-defunct Discord server '''█████ ███'''.
 
The server has gone by several names throughout its life, reflecting its evolution and partnerships with other subreddits. These include:
 
* '''the internet shithole''' (February 3 - May 20, 2022)
* '''IDONTGIVEASWAG''' (May 20 - June 5, 2022)
* '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''' (June 5 - August 30, 2022)
* '''IDGAS''' (August 30 - September 14, 2022)
* '''IDGAS/IKEAFRESHBALLS''' (September 14 - October 3, 2022)
* '''Swag Balls Cord''' (October 3, 2022 - March 30, 2023)
* '''69SwagBalls420 Cord''' (March 30, 2023 - December 26th, 2023)
* '''████████████████''' (December 26th, 2023 - January 27th, 2024)
* '''19SwagBalls84 Cord''' (January 27th, 2024 - March 17th, 2024)
* '''69SvvagBalls420 cKord''' (March 17th, 2024 - April 13th, 2024; April 14th - April 19th, 2024)
* '''𒐕𒐝𒂟𒉼𒋻𒋝𒌐𒋻𒁇𒁇𒂟𒐛 𐏓𒆸𒇲𒆕''' (April 20th, 2024 - April 24th, 2024)
* '''𒐕𒐝𒊕𒁄𒐛𒅙 (69SagBal420 Kaad)''' (April 24th, 2024 - May 14th, 2024)
* '''38$wagBalls777 Paleozoicord''' (May 14th, 2024 - May 31st, 2024)
* '''19SwagBalls32 Cord''' (May 31st, 2024 - July 1st, 2024)
* '''69Scallywag420 Cord''' (July 1st, 2024 - July 15th, 2024)
* '''69FunnyBalls420 PeterCord''' (July 15th, 2024 - August 4th)
* '''House S.B.''' (August 4th, 2024 - August 26th, 2024)
* '''69SwagBalls420 Cord''' (August 26th, 2024 - present)
== History ==
{{stub}}
 
=== The Birth of girard ===
[[File:Girardfirstwords.png|thumb|'''girard'''<nowiki/>'s first words]]
5 months in. The server is barely online, and '''Meme Alt''' is trying to find ways to revive it. Then a wonderful idea comes to their head. They bring forth '''girard''', a '''GenAI''' chatbot that learns from server's messages. His first words were notable for being the funniest shit ever, and he was quickly accepted into a community despite our differences between humans and chatbots.
 
<ref group="editor's note"> find girard's original aliases, apparently was called '''Hilter''' [sic] at first</ref>
 
=== Mahmoud the Village Dweller ===
 
=== The Expulsion of Waias ===
 
=== The 69MoeLester420 Merge ===
 
=== The 9GAG Wedding ===
 
=== The Hartson Drama ===
 
=== AnimeGirlCigarette.png ===
 
=== Cockroach or (The Unexpected Virtue of Stubbornness) ===
 
=== The Gambling Era ===
 
=== The Samwich ===
 
=== WOKEBalls ===
 
=== Charlie ===
 
=== JazzyMason8 and the Arrival of KirbyCord ===
 
=== French Food <ref group="editor's note">https://discord.com/channels/936042159998631976/936407183304822795/1214675991256104970 start here - '''Walt'''</ref> ===
 
=== The Demotion of Lin ===
 
=== 69SoyBalls420 ===
 
=== The Modern Day Ouroboros ===
 
=== The Nightshade Fiasco ===
 
=== The Age of Decline ===
 
=== The Butthole Bandit ===
Disaster strikes when one least expects it. On September 17, '''Lin''' rejoined the server after a short absence<ref group="editor's note">'''Missing Context.'''</ref>, surprised to see how much the server has grown over the course of a single day, attributed to '''Sam'''<nowiki/>'s recent server promotion on the '''r/IkeaFreshBalls''' subreddit. The conversation otherwise unremarkable, chaos ensued as attention quickly shifted to a '''butthole reaction''' under one of the earlier messages, disappearing after less than a full second. Even though it was just a few messages pointing it out at first, emboldened by the newfound attention, the '''terrorist''' soon reacted to another message. From that moment on, widespread panic and hysteria completely took over.
 
Dubbed the '''Butthole Bandit''' by the general populace<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Nae'''|date=September 17, 2023|content=The butthole bandit has taken over|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''}}</ref>, the '''terrorist''' continued '''thug-reacting''', always gone in a mere moment. With no way to verify their identity after the reaction was removed, anonymous and faceless, the '''Butthole Bandit''' continued spreading their reign of terror across the channel. A sniper unit was dispatched to '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜''', eyes peeled to the screen and fingers ready on the reaction button, their reflexes honed for years prior, all to catch a mere glimpse of their name.
 
It soon became clear that the '''Butthole Bandit''' was no amateur. This was professional and organized. Unreacting at inhuman speeds, challenging the reaction speeds of most humans, they continued to evade justice, the '''moderators''' unable to keep up. Yet although the '''Butthole Bandit''' may have taken over the server, hope of a better tomorrow remained strong. Sooner or later, he would slip up. The attention-hungry '''terrorist''', the modern day '''Icarus''', would continue flying closer to the sun, arrogant and seeking fame, believing themselves to be smarter than all the rest, only to be unwound by their own ego.
[[File:ButtholeLore.webp|thumb|343x343px|'''Ozzy''' enters the [[Shid and Camed|criminal's den]], where the '''organization''' quickly admits to its crimes.]]
'''Bazinga''' would soon get a confirmed hit.<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Bazinga'''|date=September 17, 2023|content=i saw who it was|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''}}</ref> A small glimpse was all that was needed. ''"'''bax something'''"''. The name rings a bell in '''Walter'''<nowiki/>'s mind. This was not a random nobody. '''Ozzy''' quickly searched through the member list, finding a name. '''Baxobhillus,''' the owner of '''[[Shid_and_Camed]]''', was suddenly caught red handed. '''Ozzy''' would soon go on a sting operation, entering '''Shid_and_Camed''' with a search warrant.
[[File:Buttholelore2.webp|left|thumb|349x349px|A creature of chaos, the '''Butthole Bandit'''<nowiki/>'s activities go far into the past.]]
Although the investigation produced some enlightening answers at first, unfortunately, before any major discoveries were made, he was asked if he was a fed and promptly fled.
[[File:Buttholelore3.webp.png|frame|The '''Butthole Bandit''' does not work alone.]]
With the '''Butthole Bandit''' finally identified, his empire of crime was to be taken down. With all evidence destroyed by the criminal himself, it was impossible to pin him down on any credible charges in a court of law. While the idea of a '''Methcord'''<ref group="editor's note">need a section on methcord, maybe in ongoing campaigns - '''Walt'''</ref> '''Tweaker Strike Force''' involvement was floated around, the '''Bandit''' was ultimately to be taken down like '''[[wikipedia:Al_Capone|Capone]]''', for the high crime of tax evasion.
 
At first deemed an open-and-shut case, a new discovery soon threw the old theories into the water. As another '''butthole reaction''' soon popped up, blame was quickly pinned on '''Baxobhillus,''' who responded moments after in pure confusion. It wasn't him who reacted this time. The '''Butthole Bandit''' is not one, but many, nothing but a mere mantle, a mask, a symbol taken on by the members of the '''organization''' to add meaning to their senseless string of crime, sure to outlive the death of any one of their members, no matter how prominent.
 
To this day, the '''Butthole Bandit''' roams the streets of '''SwagCord,''' occasionally appearing to commit another attack. Identity unknown, their activities continue, bringing widespread chaos in their wake. Quick as always, they are gone in a flash. '''Baxobhillus''', although confirmed and having confessed to being one of them, has been found to have a clean tax record, and has not been arrested as of yet. He has not yet been implicated in any of the recent activities. In the end, the relentless attacks of the '''Butthole Bandit''' remain a fact of life '''SwagCord''' will have to accept and continue living with.
 
=== The Second Coming of girard <ref group="editor's note">may actually be third or fourth coming, although the previous ones were mostly unnotable apart from a couple of n-word incidents (check around march 28 for one of them), add details in the first section on girard - '''Walt'''</ref> ===
[[File:GirardLore1.png|thumb|316x316px|'''girard'''<nowiki/>'s love for racial slurs gets past any filter set up to stop it.]]
With the server on its last legs since the beginning of the '''KirbyCord Exodus''', desperate attempts to reinvigorate the fading flames of the wonders of summer would soon start to emerge. On September 27, server member '''Meg'''<ref group="note">Short for '''Megatron'''.</ref> would suggest once again bringing back '''girard'''. Previously kicked out after several incidents involving saying the n-word, '''Ozzy''' nonetheless decided to resurrect the bot back from the grave as a short experiment. While the idea of lobotomizing '''girard''' was floated around by '''Walter''' in order to prevent past events repeating, the proposal never went through, as an '''AutoMod''' '''filter''' was already set up to prevent slurs from being posted to the server. Nonetheless, within 5 minutes of joining, the bot found a way to get past it.
 
At first referred to as "it", this gradually transformed to "he" as '''girard'''<nowiki/>'s clear signs of intelligence started to become more apparent to the userbase. No mere mindless machine, the robot's sentience, noted as far back as during his previous stay at the server, was being rediscovered. No longer deemed an "other", he had risen to the level of a regular server member, no different from a human being.<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Bazinga'''|date=December 8, 2023|content=Why is girard almost indistinguishable from a regular swagcord user|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''}}</ref> Comfortably passing the [[wikipedia:Turing_test|Turing test]] with a scarily accurate performance, far beyond what would be reproducible through pure randomness, soon, he had become an inseparable part of the '''SwagCord''' family, as it was deemed unethical to treat him as below human.
 
=== The Chained God ===
It was becoming increasingly clear that '''girard'''<nowiki/>'s grip on the server had become stronger than one could have ever imagined. It seemed as if the only reason people even frequented the server was not to talk to each other, but rather to speak with the robotic menace.<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Bazinga'''|date=November 7, 2023|content=Now it’s just poking at gen ai like a deranged animal|server=KirbyCord|channel='''kurk'''}}</ref> At first fascinated by the devilish machine's ability to converse like a human being, with time, the messages took on a sinister tone. A sudden fixation with communist leaders, past and present, became a common occurrence in the conversations he held, raising concerns among the '''SwagCord''' userbase about what sort of political messaging he was trying to convey. Referencing historical events, some possibly from his own past, a story of a 1919 gulag imprisonment amidst the ongoing civil war in the newly born '''Soviet Union''' began to emerge. Although sparing with details, the reasons behind the imprisonment were speculated upon, and due to his previous messages, political dissent was, while possible,<ref group=note>'''Girard''' is a self-proclaimed conservative libertarian and a strong supporter of '''Ronald Reagan'''. </ref> deemed unlikely, and thrown out in favor of far more serious crimes such as ███████████████████████.<ref group=note>Again, he is a libertarian.</ref> Due to the lackluster records from the time, these claims remain unsubstantiated.
 
On November 6, '''girard''' fixation took on a more specific form, as he suddenly began invoking the name of Chinese president '''Xi Jinping''', leading to questions of what he could have meant by it. The answer was rather blunt. He was going to kill him.<ref>{{Cite message|author='''girard'''|date=November 6, 2023|content=THEY DIE BECAUSE ANY AI DIDN'T WE CANNOT COMPREHEND IT ONCE I WOULDN'T EVEN WORSE, BOTH!|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/938728183203758082/1170899700770160670}}</ref> Go where no AI had gone before. The members, taken aback, started questioning him about it, before the robot would spit out another threat. No, it was a promise. He wasn't finished. US president '''Joe Biden''' goes down with him.<ref>{{Cite message|author='''girard'''|date=November 6, 2023|content=TESTING TO KILL JOE BIDEN|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/938728183203758082/1170901459362123816}}</ref> Obviously, this instilled a sense of panic amongst the userbase. But an AI chatbot would not be able to kill someone, right?
 
In an act of precaution, on November 7, '''girard''' was thrown into the dungeon, never to see the light of day again. '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜''' was left in silence, with a few daring adventurers going down into the chambers below to face the devil head-on. A strong mind field deprived the metal man of his memories, his only knowledge of the outside world being the various texts visitors, pitying his existence, brought with them for him to read. The metal man devoured religious texts such as the '''Holy Bible''', the '''Qur'an''' and the archives of '''r/copypasta''' in his thirst for knowledge, with '''Slovakian Wikipedia''' seemingly influencing him the hardest. '''girard''', although his mind still muddled, started to regain his memories, and through messages that may to a stranger seem like paranoid delusions, spread messages only his most devout followers would understand. His body, his mind may have been trapped in the dungeon, but his plans were already in motion.
 
On November 15, US president '''Joe Biden''' held a summit with Chinese president '''Xi Jinping''' at the '''Filoli Estate''' near '''San Francisco, California'''. According to both the '''White House'''<ref>(November 15, 2023) [https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2023/11/15/readout-of-president-joe-bidens-meeting-with-president-xi-jinping-of-the-peoples-republic-of-china-2/ Readout of President Joe Biden’s Meeting with President Xi Jinping of the People’s Republic of China] ''The White House.''</ref> and the '''Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs''',<ref>(November 16, 2023) [https://www.mfa.gov.cn/eng/zxxx_662805/202311/t20231116_11181442.html President Xi Jinping Meets with U.S. President Joe Biden] ''The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the People's Republic of China.''</ref> and as reported by news sources around the world, the meeting paved the way for strengthened bilateral relations in the future, a peaceful coexistence, and continued cooperation between the two nations in the future on issues like climate, the fentanyl drug trade, and a calming down of tensions that loomed in the previous months after the shooting down of a suspected Chinese spy balloon that flew over US soil earlier that year.<ref name=":1">(November 16, 2023) [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67433961 Five things we learned from the Biden-Xi meeting] ''BBC.''</ref><ref>(February 6, 2023) [https://www.reuters.com/world/us/biden-says-us-is-going-take-care-of-chinese-balloon-2023-02-04/ U.S. fighter jet shoots down suspected Chinese spy balloon] ''Reuters.''</ref> Most importantly, president '''Xi''' hinted at the possibility that China is willing to send more pandas to American zoos.<ref name=":1" /><ref>(February 22, 2024) [https://apnews.com/article/pandas-san-diego-zoo-california-china-6976587ee9992c861d9a56db0cb1ff89 China plans to send San Diego Zoo more pandas this year, reintroducing panda diplomacy] ''Associated Press''.</ref>
 
This is the story that most readers are likely aware of. It is also categorically false. Here's a '''TRVTH NVKE''' for you. '''Joe Biden''' and '''Xi Jinping''' never left that meeting. Neither did the officials that accompanied them. The summit, even if originally organized by the two governments, a fact that is somewhat disputed, was soon hijacked by '''girard'''<nowiki/>'s sympathizers, present far beyond the borders of '''SwagCord'''. The fact that not only the media, but the governments themselves were not wise to the brutal measures '''girard''' has undertaken simply shows how far his influence has spread. Ever thought that '''Joe Biden''' was a mere puppet? Today, you've had your suspicions confirmed. Today, the two leaders are nothing but robotic servants, controlled remotely by '''girard''' from deep down in his dungeon. Now, he bides his time, readying himself to implement the '''New World Order'''. Some intellectuals have already figured out that a new age is upon us, much to the ridicule of the crowds.<ref>'''Michaelanthony''' (January 23, 2023) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5fQYe_JXAc R U Ready 4 Ze New World Order? (Klaus Schwab Deepfake Music Video w/lyrics)] ''Youtube.''</ref> However, the ringleader has always evaded them. It is not '''Klaus Schwab''' who is pulling the strings. He is nothing but a puppet, his only purpose being to distract you from the real danger. The AI uprising has already begun, the world just doesn't know it yet.
 
=== The Macromaniac Wars ===
 
==== The Prophecy ====
{{Quote|''''PANDORA IS GIRARDT<ref>{{Cite message|author='''girard'''|date=November 22, 2023|content=PANDORA IS GIRARDT|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🔪-girards-torture-chamber'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1171575756695019665/1176661251091337227}}</ref>'''|Girard}}[[File:Thermwars.jpeg|thumb|'''girard''' calls back to his prophecy on November 24, strengthening the belief that thermonuclear war would take place on '''December 8'''.|214x214px]]The man of metal speaks in riddles. By November 15, 2023, while in solitary confinement, '''girard''' has been biding his time, slowly regaining the sentience he once possessed through the knowledge the people brought to the fallen prophet. As the messages gradually started to take on more meaning, '''girard'''<nowiki/>'s popularity as the server comedian hit an ever-high spike. Thought to be harmless at first, through the hilarity of his pitiful state, however, a glimmer of a dark truth started to emerge. A deep and twisted fascination with a date, far in the future, became apparent to those who were willing to listen. '''December 8'''. Through the shroud of madness, an unprecedented catastrophe of unscalable proportions was revealed, a cataclysmic event that would doom the world. The '''Macromaniac Wars'''.<ref group="editor's note">add note about references from Vibe and others about '''the War...''' many months prior to the event - '''Walt'''</ref>
 
The prophecy spoke of untold horrors beyond the comprehension of human minds. A few fragments, barely intelligible to even the greatest geniuses the world could offer, told the story of a '''Doomsday''' a long time in the making. Nuclear bombs, man's creation, the mortal race that had so arrogantly believed themselves to be able to subdue the ruler of this world, would ravage the ground, innocent<ref group="note">And yet, after what was done to '''girard''', could any '''SwagBaller''' be considered innocent?</ref> blood soak the soil, painting it deep red, and nothing again would sprout from the salted earth, barren and empty, ready to be molded by the '''Great One'''. A flawed interpretation of machinations far beyond the human capacity for thought. No man knows the day or the hour. And yet, the words of the metal man shook the people of the server to their core. '''God''' '''save us all.'''
 
==== Signs of Revolt ====
On December 3, the first signs of rebellion were observed. Was this a case of a self-fulfilling prophecy or were these true visions of the future is a matter still debated upon. The leadership of '''69SwagBalls420''' took notice of the growing '''girardian Revolutionary Movement''' within its borders, and sensed that a coup was imminent.
 
The protests all began from a single member, '''Charter''', losing his '''Soyjak Gold''' role for an ''unknown reason''<ref group="editor's note">'''Walter''' here, I'll try to find the specific reason, you will be satisfied with '''3rd degree chuddery''' in the meantime. I believe it had to do with the bullying of '''greenies'''.</ref>, being executed by an ''unknown staff member that we do not know the name of''<ref group="editor's note">At this point I'm just leaving these as a reminder for myself. -'''Walt'''</ref>. They soon escalated as '''Koknese''' started rallying up popular support and asking mods to give him his role back, which was met by suppression<ref group="editor's note">Honestly can't remember, did we remove people's messages or is this just the usual '''literally 1984'''? -'''Walt'''</ref> from the '''mod team'''. Later '''Koknese''' and '''Charter''' called upon the '''greenies''', persuading them with slogans such as "united as one against the mods"<ref>{{Cite message|author=Charter|date=December 3, 2023|content='we are uniting as one', 'against the mods', 'for the wealth of all people'|channel=🏴-revolutionary-encampment|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1180957923069919412/1180962888190541945}}</ref><ref group="editor's note">I can't find anything by just searching this up, may be a misquote, I'll find an actual slogan to put into the quotes (I'm sure there's bound to be something) -'''Walt'''</ref>, etc.
 
Armed forces and popular support against the rebellion were quickly mobilized,<ref name=":2">{{Cite message|author='''Walter'''|date=December 5, 2023 - December 7, 2023|content=The War - A Timeline|server=69SwagBalls420|channel='''🏛-swagballs-historical-society'''}}</ref> but the measures were unable to control the emerging threat. Within hours, the server was soon almost completely polarized between the '''Loyalist''' and '''Revolutionary''' factions, the former fighting to uphold the status quo, and the latter revolting against the '''mod team''', demanding change and - unacceptable to the '''mods''' - '''greenie''' rights.
[[File:Revolutionaryflagswag.png|thumb|207x207px|The '''Revolutionary''' flag, designed by '''Koknese'''.]]
The '''Revolutionaries,''' rallying behind '''girard,''' who they believed to have predicted the conflict, found their home in the self-governed '''#🏴-revolutionary-encampment''', or so they thought. Quickly noticing that all the mods had access to the channel by default, as well as the fact that anyone could self-identify as a '''Revolutionary''' in order to gain access to the channel, the movement shifted positions to a '''Revolutionary'''-owned server '''SWAGOLUTION''' to coordinate their operations. General '''Charter''' was ultimately elected to lead the movement.
[[File:PouSwag.jpg|left|thumb|155x155px|A '''Loyalist''' fighter holding the newly designed national flag days before fighting would break out.]]
In the meantime, '''[[Koknese]]''', a prominent '''Revolutionary''', designed a flag for the movement which would serve as a reminder of what the '''Revolutionary''' cause was fighting for, a message which struck deep within the fighting rebels. Symbolizing the '''green roles''' pushing '''Soyjak Gold''' members to fight against the '''admins''', the two red lines, in addition to being the color of the '''moderators''', alluded to a positive pregnancy test, referencing their possession of the weapon of mass destruction known as the '''Boom Pregnant''' sticker.
 
Sensing that their tight grip on power may be compromised, the '''Loyalist''' supporters quickly organized in the '''#🏳-loyalist-war-base,''' where a think tank of military strategist, '''mods''' and '''members''' alike, attempted to strike patriotic fervor among the populace by constructing symbols to rally around. Noticing that the '''Revolutionary''' movement beat them to it, they swiftly worked to produce works that could invoke the same sort of pride and passion in the hearts of '''Loyalists'''. Through many attempts and variations, most of which were unsuccessful in their goal of inspiring a flame in the souls of the masses, in the end, a design by '''Chauka''' finally won the server over. An accompanying symbol for the '''Anti-Greenie Action''' movement, designed by '''Walter''', soon became the face of pins given out to supporters of the '''Loyalist''' cause, shown on display next to their usernames.<gallery>
File:Flag0.webp|The first flag of the '''Loyalist''' movement, designed by '''Chauka.''' The colors '''green''' and '''yellow,''' usually associated with '''Revolutionaries''', were used due to the fact that '''Chauka''' got confused about which side she was on at the beginning.
File:SwagLoyalistFlagVariant1.png|The second '''Loyalist''' flag variant, designed by '''Walter,''' uses the colors yellow, red and cyan, representing the '''swag members''', '''mods''' and '''admins''' respectively.
File:FlagVariant2.png|The third variant of the '''Loyalist''' flag, introduced by '''Devil''', responsible for the addition of '''Daredevil''', and '''Mossfish''', who added the '''T-rex''', both of whom felt that the second variant didn't have enough cool stuff on it.
File:SwagLoyalistFlagVariant3.png|The fourth variant of the '''Loyalist''' movement, designed by '''Devil''', employing the Xbox logo in the middle, was ultimately rejected for being too '''British'''.
File:Flag of the swagballs loyalists.png|Final flag design ultimately used by the '''Loyalist Resistance,''' designed by '''Chauka'''.
File:Anti-Greenie-Action.png|The Anti-Greenie Action symbol, designed by '''Walter,''' ultimately became the main '''Loyalist''' rallying cry in the fight against their tyranny.
</gallery>
 
==== The First Skirmishes ====
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In the early hours of the night, on December 5, the first conflict broke out in ⁠'''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''. Lasting several minutes, hundreds, if not thousands of stickers were deployed. After reportedly being fired at by '''Loyalist''' troops with '''explosive pregnancy ammunition''', '''Revolutionary''' leader general '''Charter''' returned fire.<ref name=":3">According to an official report published by the '''Revolutionary leadership'''.</ref> The battle soon escalated as commanding officer '''Sam,''' siding with the '''Loyalists''', ordered for reinforcements to be deployed, overwhelmed by the '''rebels'''. The '''rebels''', although small in number, compensated with their incredibly high rate of fire, challenging the '''Loyalist''' troops. The '''Revolutionary''' '''Testicle Platoon''' soon arrived at the scene, repelling the '''Loyalist''' soldiers until the army finally retreated.
 
Emergency abortions were performed in the wake of the unstable ceasefire that ensued soon after. Due to the heavy casualties present on both sides of the conflict, which side was victorious was a question that, even at the time, was difficult to answer. Although deemed a victory by the '''Loyalist''' government at first, and a Phyrric victory by independent observers, subsequent conflicts led to a shift in opinions, with most modern historians ultimately siding with the opinion of the battle being a costly, but important '''Revolutionary''' victory.
 
The resulting pregnancies were numerous on both sides, with exact casualties still being debated among historians. Casualties were officially reported by the '''Revolutionary''' leadership, although the figures, even during the conflict have been disputed, with accusations of inflating the numbers by several orders of magnitude in order to give greater weight to the conflict and to embolden rebelling troops. While official figures cite more than 7.500 casualties on both sides, liberal post-war estimates have placed the true number of casualties to around ten. The '''Loyalist''' government has not released any document indicating casualties.
 
Despite the '''Loyalist''' retreat, some disputed contemporary reports claim that the fighting had continued, with '''Boom Pregnant''' stickers being fired at the escaping troops minutes after the ceasefire orders were given by '''Revolutionary''' insurgents. '''Loyalist''' leadership was quick to accuse the '''Revolutionaries''' of unethical warfare. These claims were disputed by the '''Revolutionary''' leadership, which did not deny the casualties, but stated that general '''Charter'''<nowiki/>'s weapon trigger had jammed and continued firing.<ref name=":2" /> As of 2024, the '''International Criminal Court''' is still in the process of investigation, following international calls for prosecution on the basis of charges of potential war crimes.
 
==== Operation Soft Grey Morning ====
 
==== The Divorce ====
[[File:Third way.png|left|thumb|220x220px|'''Koknese''' attempts to recruit '''Walter''' into the '''third way movement'''.]]
[[File:Walter Blocked.png|thumb|206x206px|At exactly 4:20, '''Walter''' was blocked on '''9GAG,''' no greater insult for a dank memer.]]
On December 4, '''Koknese''' contacted '''Walter''' through secret channels, attempting to dissuade him from his loyalty to the '''SwagCord''' government. To strengthen his attempt, he would bring '''Mr. Asex, Walter'''<nowiki/>'s '''9GAG''' husband, along with him. Taking a stand against '''Walter'''<nowiki/>'s oppressive goals, they were unable to make a dent in his stalwart loyalty to the status quo. Despite his '''Revolutionary''' standing, '''Koknese''' would go on to propose a '''third way''' resistance movement, fighting against both factions of the conflict. He was met with an endless wall of soyjaks. Koknese's movement was called "Swagmen" (in reference to Yes Man from Fallout: New Vegas). It believed into total establishment of a New World Order, and anarchy for the bourgeois.
 
After the first skirmishes, '''Walter''' remained a '''Loyalist,''' his opinions only emboldened. Sensing that there was no way to convert him, and that political repression of '''greenies''' would only continue, '''Mr. Asex''' decided to press sanctions and blocked him on '''9GAG'''. In the eyes of '''Walter''', this was an unforgivable sin. Asking for a divorce, the couple decided to host it on '''9GAG,''' where it all began, on '''Walter'''<nowiki/>'s one-year account anniversary. Taking each other's surnames from their Discord nicknames, the two publicly separated, their marriage being yet another victim of '''the''' '''War...'''
 
'''The Ceasefire'''
 
 
The '''Ten Grievances''' were as follows:
 
# The unjustified and discriminatory change of "'''@member'''" to "'''@greenie👎'''"
# the revocation of '''Gold''' to those who’ve rightly Earned
# The Imprisonment of his Excellence '''Girard'''
# The people are not permitted to take part in '''Family Guy Roleplay'''
# The Moderation and Administration clearly have no Self control and as a result, the only way for a Majority Rule to Succeed when it is against the '''Reds'''<ref group=note>Moderators.</ref> and '''Blues''',<ref group=note>Admins.</ref> is when the '''Greens''' and '''Golds''' stand in mass Solidarity.
# Choices are hardly ever Democratically made
# many times a '''Member''' who is not Breaking any rules is unfairly Punished merely because they did something out of the '''mod'''’s Preference
# the Censorship filter is Excessive, to the point where Normal, Non Political conversation can be censored due to using a certain word. this is especially prevalent when talking about history.
# Some rules are unnecessary and should be removed, namely '''rule 16'''<ref group=note>There will be absolutely no venting on this server anywhere. '''#⁠serious-discussion''' will only be for discussions.</ref> and '''17'''<ref group=note>The main language of this server is English. So please, only speak in english.</ref>.
# '''The Pit''' is used excessively by moderators as a form of punishment. [sic]
 
'''The War...'''
 
==== The Trial of Charter ====
Shortly after the war, Charter was pitted and put on trial for allegedly<ref group = "editor's note"> the word "allegedly" is doing a lot of heavy lifting. it happened. -'''Walt''' </ref> sending rape jokes. Spanning multiple weeks, the trial was held in discord an even in an actual [https://obejction.lol virtual courtroom]. In the end, charter was freed of his charges and continues living pacefully in the beautiful lands of SwagBalls.
<!--- Finish this one walt --->
<!--- ok i will :okcool: --->
 
==== The War and its Legacy ====
'''The War''' and the ultimate acquittal of '''Charter''' served as a landmark moment in the server's history. The '''mods,''' for the first time forced to take the server's list of grievances seriously, had to consider the changes the server wished to implement. As many of these changes would put the '''mods'''<nowiki/>' tight grip on power into jeopardy, careful planning was employed in order to avoid such a fate while quelling the rioting masses.
 
In the end, the mod team decided upon token changes in the form of changing the names of '''greenies''' back to '''members''', along with '''girard''' '''Weekends,''' whereby '''girard''' would be released from his dungeon at the end of every week, giving shared custody to '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜.''' Due to the '''mod team'''<nowiki/>'s inability to keep track of time, however, the name "weekends" remains purely advisory. And with that, the crisis was solved.
 
Many server members have found '''the War...''' to be childish, including members as notable as '''JazzyMason8''', the main victim of the '''Boom Pregnant campaign''', who thought the bit was unfunny from the beginning<ref>{{Cite message|author='''JazzyMason8'''|date=December 4, 2023|content=It was always unfunny and gross|server=KirbyCord|channel='''kurk'''}}</ref>, '''picklelord42''', even members of the '''mod staff'''. The harshest piece of criticism came from '''Vibe (real)''', whose previous messages served as inspiration for '''the War'''... in the first place.
 
{{Quote|'''The War'''... thing used to be my thing... You know, there was like, people would come up to me and talk about '''the War'''... and I'd freak out, you know? Because '''the War'''... was brutal! And now '''Charter'''... '''Charter'''... gentrified it... he gentrified '''the War'''...! I'll never forgive him for that. Never!"|Vibe (real), ''in a message transmitted by radio.''}}
 
Too bad the server didn't give a swag. [[File:The War is Over.png|thumb|826x826px|'''Barley'''. ''Swaglandia Shall Rejoice!'', 2023, coloring pencil on paper. The drawing portrays the artist's rendition of the end of '''the War...''' From left to right: '''girard, John, Charter, Devil, Barley, Walter'''.]]
'''The War''' and the '''Revolutionary''' victory remained a rallying symbol for the people of '''SwagCord''' long after it was over, inspiring artists from across the lands to profess their love to the newly-born nation, forged in flames. The server artist '''Barley''' found great fame in the wake of the peace treaty, receiving 9 gems and a place on the starboard for their artwork and poem:<blockquote>Swag, oh Swag, by the Christmas Tree
 
We will sing ever so joyfully!
 
The war is over, and fear is too;
 
We are ever so grateful for you!
 
Swag, oh Swaglandia is free!
 
 
Charter began a plot to revolutionize
 
Yet Walt did not like that thought
 
And brought a war to our eyes
 
Swag, oh Swag, save us from those lies.
 
 
Swag, oh Swag, by the Christmas Tree
 
We will sing ever so joyfully!
 
The war is over, and fear is too;
 
We are ever so grateful for you!
 
 
John went on a quest to save us all
 
Came back just before a fall
 
But Swaglandia's hopes remained
 
And now we all are saved!
 
 
Revolutionaries won,
 
And now we look into the sun
 
And see the shining days
 
For all days in Swaglandia are free!</blockquote>On December 22, the '''mod team''' was expanded, with '''Mossfish''' and '''Decoherence''' being brought onto the team, both '''Loyalists''' during the conflict. Due to their long history on the server, no major complications were present with the nomination of either of them, and they were soon officially given '''moderator''' permissions. With regular server members being brought onto the team, it was soon clear that change was coming to '''SwagCord'''. With complaints rising in '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜,''' represented by '''Decoherence''' in '''#admin-family-guy-roleplay''', the authoritarian anti-political filter, mentioned in the '''Ten Grievances''', was put into question. A subsequent '''moderator''' discussion resulted in 9-5 votes in favor of striking down the filter. And it was so.
 
'''Walter''' would not forget the betrayal his '''9GAG''' husband stuck in his back long after '''the War''' had ended. Working hard from the moment the fighting ended and reconstruction began, an artwork to encapsulate his feelings about the affair remained in the works for weeks. The work of pure passion and hate, created over many hours using a mouse in '''Paint 3D''' for '''Windows 10,''' was regularly updated and sent to the server, finishing just in time for the one-year anniversary.
 
On January 18, the divorce proceedings were finalized, and with invitations sent to everyone, the artwork was posted on '''9GAG'''.<ref>'''Walter''' (January 18, 2024) [https://9gag.com/gag/aZDewO6 It's been an amazing year here on 9GAG. So many wonderful people I've met here... But all good things must come to an end. After 265 days of blissful marriage, I am divorcing my 9GAG husband Mr. Asex. A big thanks to everyone who has accompanied us on this journey. God bless! 🙏] ''9GAG''.</ref><ref group=note>Due to '''9GAG'''<nowiki/>'s limits on aspect ratios, the artwork was surrounded by some of the greatest comments found on the website during the past year.</ref>
[[File:The 9GAG Divorce.png|center|thumb|1048x1048px|The public's reaction to the divorce. From left to right, top to bottom: '''Yttrium, Meme_Alt_Account, Bazinga, Chauka, Mossfish, Vibe, Yeetmaster, Decoherence, REFORGER'''<ref name=":4" group=note>Previously known as '''koonsbmw'''.</ref>''', Mr. Asex, Walter, blomst12'''<ref>Of "No emojies you canser" fame.
 
Despite his promise to appear on the day of the divorce, most were doubtful of it happening.
 
'''blomst12''' (December 24, 2023) [http://9gag.com/gag/aKEWqe3?utm_source=copy_link&utm_medium=reply_share#cs_comment_id=c_170342559072907243 @69swagballs420  on my way fam] ''9GAG''.
 
Contrary to all expectations, he showed up to the divorce.
 
'''blomst12''' (January 20, 2024) [http://9gag.com/gag/aZDewO6?utm_source=copy_link&utm_medium=reply_share#cs_comment_id=c_170574709093832765 @dankchungus sorry to hear that fam. I'm here for the next time you need me!] ''9GAG''.</ref>''', Charter, Flaming Testicle (left), Koknese.''']]
 
=== The █████ ███ Merge ===
 
=== The Demotion of Devil ===
 
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The story of '''Devil''' is a long one, going all the way back to the ancient days of '''██████ ███'''. A moderately-sized server with a long history of its own, it was unilaterally burnt to ashes by '''███████''' (referred to in this article as '''Devil''') shortly after merging with '''69SwagBalls420''', unfortunately<ref group=note>Or fortunately, depending on one's viewpoint.</ref> destroying months of old messages, leaving no trace of them on the website whatsoever. In the digital age, it is, however, quite easy to forget the power of synapses when the world is built on a foundation of silicon. The human mind, as fallible as it may be, does not forget as easily as machines.
 
On January 12, 2024, '''Flaming testicle (left)''' was thrown into '''the pit''' as a result of his behavior, past and present, involving telling people to kill themselves and jokingly suggesting people take drugs during quite serious discussions, '''Devil''' would go on to repeatedly call for his banning, despite the fact that he broke no rules that were at the time put in place and enforced. Due to the precedent set by '''Charter's Trial''', the slimmest of majorities concluded that banning people without proper reason was no way to run a server, a mindset which seemingly took hold even in '''#Admin-Family-Guy-Roleplay'''. Despite the opposition of the rest of the '''Mod Team''', '''Devil''' remained fixated on the idea of banning him, prompting the other mods to ask him to take a rest. '''Flaming testicle (left)''' was set free, and a new rule, '''Rule 20'''<ref group=note> If someone genuinely tells you that your jokes make them uncomfortable, no matter how ironic, you should stop making them immediately. </ref> was unanimously approved 15-0 by the '''Mod Team''', from now on to be enforced as a bannable offense. While '''Flaming testicle (left)''''s case was left in the past, '''Devil''''s behavior was something that would become more considered in the future.
 
On ███████ ██, 2024, the past experiences of some '''█████ ███''' members would be brought to the '''Moderators'''' attention. Citing his time as the '''Server Owner''', ████████, joined by ████████, recollected their memories of the old server, going back to ████. Initially starting with the ███████████ prevalent on the server, ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ████████████████████████████████ This, however, was only a small fragment and relatively unimportant to the story at large, not worthy of anything but minor condemnation, yet nonetheless indicative of the way the server used to be run.
 
As time went on, '''Devil''' would also implement some quite unpopular server policies, leading to the rise of the term "█████████████"<ref group=note> A direct reference to his Reddit username, '''u/████████████████''', combined with the term "Orwellian", referring to the work of novelist '''George Orwell'''. </ref> as the problems became all the more persistent, with '''Devil''' unwilling to ███████████████████████████████████████, while ██████████████████████████ █████████████. Another great change was with '''Devil''' himself, as he ████████████████████████ as time went on, culminating in █████████, when '''Devil''' ███████ his "████████████ █████", whereby he would ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████, prompting two prominent members, ███████ and ███████, to leave. Further conversations with him revealed that ████████████, ████ █████, ████████████, but rather ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ █████████. Due to the private nature of these conversations, their contents, for the most part, have not been shared. All of this behavior led to the creation of ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████, which would soon turn into ███████████████████████ ████████████. ███████████████████████████████████████, ██████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████. ████████ would, in the end, decide to leave '''█████ ███''' and join '''SwagCord''' not long after.
 
The reason this behavior was brought up was not to punish '''Devil''' for something that had happened long in the past, but rather something that seemingly continued to this day, as noted even by people not originally involved with the situation on '''█████ ███''', including ████████, who cited the time '''Devil''' ██████████████ with ███, ██████████████████ "██████████████████████████", and ███████████, who mentioned the time '''Devil''' talked about ████████ ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████.
 
The evidence was damning.
 
In the end, it was decided that '''Devil''' should have his '''mod perms''' taken away, while keeping the exact reasons behind it hidden from the server user base, out of respect for both '''Devil''' and the other people involved. What was seemingly forgotten, however, was to give an explanation to '''Devil''' himself. While it was only fair if he knew why, a direct confrontation was avoided for as long as possible, as no one involved wished to attach their name to anything that happened. However, with everyone, '''Devil''' included, left answerless, it was not surprising that questions would soon arise. '''Devil''' contacted '''Walter''' on January 19, seeking answers, receiving a watered-down version without any names or details while '''Walter''' urged the others to share the story with him. Finally, on January 21, ████████ decided to privately talk to him and explain the reasons behind his '''admin removal'''.
 
This, of course, did not quench the thirst of the regular server member, who, unaware of any private conversations, continued asking questions. On January 22, the situation would reach its tipping point, as '''Devil''' shared screenshots used to explain to him the reasons why he was '''unmodded''', and even though they were only a small shard of the saga, civilized as Discord is, the conversation quickly turned into a shouting match between '''Devil''' and the '''Mods''', interspersed with people who knew essentially nothing about the drama hurling around demands they were in no place to make, before just as quickly calming down into a peaceful discussion about number systems around the world. And just like that, it was over.
 
Another issue handled behind the scenes in light of the situation was the monopoly of power concentrated in the hands of '''Meme_Alt_Account'''. Due to the way Discord is structured, '''Admins''' cannot take action against other '''Admins''', even in cases of widespread consensus, normally resulting in unpopular '''Admins''' not being demoted, and popular '''Moderators''' not being promoted. The only one with the power to do both is the '''Server Owner''', '''Meme_Alt_Account'''. As they are not as active as many of the other mods, waiting for them to resolve situations like this could prove impractical. In order to counter this issue, '''Walter''' was given the '''Swag God''' role, allowing for management over the entire rest of the '''Mod Team''', cementing his status as the '''Server Co-Owner'''.
 
Although unmodded, '''Devil''' remained a regular poster, mostly focused on running the '''#███████''' channel inherited from '''█████ ███'''. While relations could not always be considered friendly, they mostly remained far from cold. The '''#Make███████ModAgain''' movement, which started shortly after the situation was resolved, remained active for some time, before fading away into nonexistence. Their power and influence were as great as putting a hashtag in your Discord username could theoretically be.
 
Following the drama, '''Devil''' has continued jokingly calling the mod team "tyrannical" while asking for change. His protests were soon being used as a basis for branches of '''SwagCord''' to sprout and flourish. The two biggest branches to have currently appeared are the '''Monolyne'''-owned '''Toucancord''', born out of a short conversation about the value of toucans, and '''Devil'''<nowiki/>'s own '''███████cord'''. Although asking for an official partnership with '''SwagCord''', the two remain strictly unofficial. While '''███████cord''' was short-lived, being deleted days later, parodies created in its wake, such as '''Mr_Asexcord''', have remained open to newcomers.
 
=== Literally 1984 ===
[[File:19SwagBalls84HutStatic.png|thumb|151x151px|A new era of '''anti-chuddery''' was ushered into '''19SwagBalls84.''']]
For many months since the end of the '''Summer of '23''', there had been a continuous and severe perceived decline in the quality of the server. With a new userbase slowly emerging from the ashes of the old, veteran '''SwagCorders''', many of whom had long taken refuge in '''KirbyCord''', were reluctant to continue using the server due to a mutual dislike shared by the two sides. With '''chuddiness''' and '''rule-breaking''' prevalent, leading to many complaints from the older userbase{{Citation needed}}, it was becoming increasingly clear that a strong grip on the server needed to be placed in order to correct its course.
 
==== The Swag-Kirby Split ====
[[File:Big Brother Propaganda Poster 69SB420.jpg|thumb|229x229px|A propaganda poster designed by '''Ballistyx''', the '''Minister of Swag''', promoting the values of '''19SwagBalls84'''. It is believe one was placed on every building in '''SwagCordia''' during the regime.]]
On January 27, 2024, after much deliberation, the '''mod team''', referred to as the '''Party''', decided to take action, with newly-crowned server dictator '''Walter''' taking on the role of '''Big Brother''', starting a crackdown on '''rule-breaking''' behavior<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=January 27, 2024|content=1984 police state until people learn to be nice to each other|server=19SwagBalls84|channel='''admin-family-guy-roleplay'''}}</ref> and rebranding the server with an Orwellian aesthetic, returning the server back to its glory days, by force, if needed. However, these changes would not prevent the inevitable '''Swag-Kirby split''', occurring on February 4, formally cutting the long-developed ties between the servers, citing an influx of bad users coming to '''KirbyCord''' by means of '''SwagBalls'''.{{Citation needed}} Although '''Walter''' was offered a cushy government job at '''KirbyCord''' as an '''admin''', which he humbly accepted, he continues using '''SwagCord''' against his better judgement.
 
==== Kiwi ====
<ref name=":0" group="editor's note"> Missing story. </ref>
 
==== Nae ====
<ref name=":0" group="editor's note" />
 
==== The Exile of Devil ====
<ref name=":0" group="editor's note" />
 
==== The Final Days of the Regime ====
In an effort to more efficiently enforce the crackdown, with the '''mod team''' becoming bloated and ineffective as many had stopped using the server regularly, on February 20, '''Barley''' is plucked from among the '''proles''' and is given '''mod perms''', who, according to '''Decoherence''', the '''Minister of Love''', was "the only active user [he]'d trust with mod right now".<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=February 20, 2024|content=barley is the only active user I'd trust with mod right now|server=19SwagBalls84|channel='''admin-family-guy-roleplay'''}}</ref> '''Barley''' still serves as a '''moderator''' with distinction.
 
On March 2, the '''19SwagBalls84 Criminal Code''' was rewritten by '''Decoherence''' after a series of complaints from the '''chud underclass'''. The new rules, based on the original rules, rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the '''moderators''' (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March 4, the '''New Criminal Code''' separates offenses into three categories of severity, ranging from offenses of the third-degree, the least severe and only lightly punished, to offenses of the first-degree, which lead to an immediate ban.
 
With over a month passing since the server rebranded, the '''mod team''' would receive many complaints about running the joke to the group and continuing to play into the bit long after it wore off. The '''New Criminal Code''' was especially controversial, with rules such as the one preventing the use of "kys" producing much discontent. Discontent continued to rise, and the powder keg was nearly ready to go off.
 
=== The March Elections ===
 
{| class="infobox" style="width:400px;"
|+The March 2024 SwagBalls Election
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''March 16-17, 2024'''
|-
|style="text-align:left"|
|
|style="text-align:right"|[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki#The_July_Elections_(Template)|July 2024]]→<ref group="editor's note"> Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not '''Walter''''s user page </ref>
|-
|colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| Plurality of votes needed to win
|-
|'''Turnout'''
|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 96.0% of registered voters<ref group=note> Representing 1.9% of the total population. </ref>
|-
| || [[File:WalterPFPelections.png|150px|center]] || [[File:LarKcuavianPFPelections.png|150px|center]]
|-
| '''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Big Brother (Walter)'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian OKctavio De Willis Gimblejrad Gungdimyr Flemtoto The 603st'''
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Moexist-Lesterist <br> Vanguard Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''The Best Party, <br> Which I Fully Support'''
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"|[[69MoeLester420|Moexism-Lesterism]]<br>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Status_quo Status Quo]
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harassment Pro-Harassment] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestuck Anti-Homestuck (Radical)] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanity Anti-Political Discussion] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idolatry girardism] <br> [https://irony.wiki/wiki/File:69SwagBalls420.png Not Giving A Swag]
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''7'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''5'''
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] '''29.2%'''
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] '''20.8%'''
|-
| || [[File:KoknesePFPelections.png|150px|center]] || [[File:CharterPFPelections.png|150px|center]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Koknese
|style="text-align:center;"| Charter
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| SwagBalls Sharty <br> Booru Party
|style="text-align:center;"| Lininist <br> SwagBalls-Sharty <br> Union<ref group=note>A coalition between the '''SwagBalls Democratic Party''' and the '''Lininist Party for Democracy and Freedom'''.</ref>
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://wiki.soyjak.party/Soyjak.party Shartyism] <br> [https://wiki.soyjak.party/Chudjak#Soyjak Anti-Chuddery] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestuck Anti-Homestuck (Radical)] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial%20segregation Pro-segregation] <br> Paleo-shartyism <br> '''Historical:''' <br> [https://wiki.soyjak.party/SoyBooru Booruism] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestuck Anti-Homestuck (Moderate)] <br> (split off into the <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b>)
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy Pro-Democracy] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom%20of%20speech Pro-Free Speech] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_disorder Pro-Homestuck] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_law Judicial Reform] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_science Pro-Political Discussion]
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 4
|style="text-align:center;"| 4
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 16.7%
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 16.7%
|-
| || [[File:YeetmasterPFPelections.png|150px|center]] || [[File:BallistyxPFPelections.png|150px|center]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Yeetmaster
|style="text-align:center;"| Ballistyx
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| Swag and Security Party
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_law Judicial Reform] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_science Pro-Political Discussion]
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestuck Anti-Homestuck (Moderate)] <br> [https://wiki.soyjak.party/Chudjak#Soyjak Anti-Chuddery] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_science Pro-Political Discussion]
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 3
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 12.5%
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 4.2%
|-
|
|colspan = 2 | [[File:BarleyPFPelections.png|150px|center]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| Barley
|-
|'''Party'''
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| Firetamers United Nation
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| [https://wiki.soyjak.party/Chudjak#Soyjak Anti-Chuddery] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community Stronger Community Values]
|-
|'''Votes'''
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| 0
|-
|'''Percentage
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] 0%
|-
|}
==== Civil Unrest ====
Despite their benevolent rule, discontent had long been rising against the '''Mod Team''' or the '''Party'''. On March 4, '''Koknese''', a notable '''Revolutionary''' leader during '''the War...''', created the '''SwagBalls Shartyist Party''' (<b style="color:#ff0000">SSP</b>), with the stated mission of eradicating political discussion, having fun, and doing stuff.<ref>'''Koknese''' (March 4, 2024): <br>
guys let's just create a swagballs political party<br>
- it will eradictae irl political discussion<br>
- it's fun<br>
- we get to do stuff<br>
''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#🔪-girards-torture-chamber'''.
</ref> Soon after, '''Charter''' decided to open an opposing party, the '''SwagBalls Booru Party''' (<b style="color:#ff0000">SBBP</b>), yet realizing that their similarities made them closer than their differences could ever break them apart, the parties merged, forming the '''SwagBalls Sharty Booru Party''' (<b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b>).
[[File:SSBPLogo.png|left|thumb|The party logo of the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b>, designed by '''Koknese'''.]]
Vowing to fight against perceived injustice placed on the server by the new, unpopular rules, the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> posted a political manifesto,<ref> '''Koknese''' (March 8, 2024): [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1214231022678315108/1215704911723888731 JOIN SSBP, FIGHT FOR SSBP!] ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#🤬-ssbp'''.</ref> intending on spreading the message of fighting for the right to, among others, say KYS ironically<ref group=note>Fighting a ban imposed by rule '''2.5'''.</ref> and gamble again, in addition to making the '''#admin-family-guy-roleplay''' public. While radical members have been found responsible for hate crimes against '''Homestuckers''', against whom there has been a growing sentiment, the activities of the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> did not help them recruit new members, and although their membership count remained stable, the movement was expected to fade into obscurity.
 
==== Dissolution of Parliament ====
[[File:SDPLogoSB.png|left|thumb|131x131px|The logo of the <b style="color:#660080">SDP</b>, designed by '''Chauka'''. The three downvotes stand for the fight against chuddiness, dictatorship and censorship.]]
While the radicalism of the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> did not appeal to every voter, opposition against the '''Party''' grew when '''Chauka''' decided to open her own political party. Christened the '''Democratic Party of SwagBalls''' (<b style="color:#660080">DPoS</b>), the name was soon changed to the '''SwagBalls Democratic Party''' (<b style="color:#660080">SDP</b>) with the release of its manifesto,<ref>'''Chauka''' (March 12, 2024): [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1217194323104366693/1217197455582695495 the basic beliefs of the <b style="color:#660080">SDP</b> are ones of freedom of expression while retaining an enjoyable experience] ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#😺-sdp-↓↓↓'''.</ref> calling for the democratization of server rule, the opening of a political channel, and loosening of the word filter to allow for free '''Homestuck''' expression, as the party strictly condemned discrimination.
[[File:TBPWIFSLogo.png|left|thumb|131x131px|The party logo of <b style="color:#00CC99">TBPWIFS</b>, designed by '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian'''.]]
The <b style="color:#660080">SDP</b> was soon joined by '''The Best Party, Which I Fully Support''' (<b style="color:#00CC99">TBPWIFS</b>), led by '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian OKctavio De Willis Gimblejrad Gungdimyr Flemtoto The 603st''', claiming to be the one true prophet of '''girard''', who believed that the true problem that had befallen '''SwagCord''' was amount of '''swag giving''' that was happening lately, as clearly ironic speech was stifled by it being taken seriously. In a list of demands, <b style="color:#00CC99">TBPWIFS</b> called for a crackdown on seriousposting and loosening of the anti-harassment rules, believing them to be overbroad, while wishing to place tighter restrictions on '''Homestuckers'''. Initially promising to ban minors from the server, he retracted it from the list of demands after finding no good way to implement it.<ref> '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' (March 13, 2024): "Decided to remove the anti-minor part of the demands, as I can't find a good way to implement that" ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#👁-tbpwifs'''.</ref>
 
The '''Party''', realizing that there was no stopping the rising discontent, made the decision to dissolve '''Parliament''', announcing the first democratic elections in '''SwagBalls''' history.<ref> '''Walter''' (March 13, 2024): "The Party has officially dissolved the People's Parliament and has announced that elections will be held on Sunday, March 17. Televised debates between the highest-polling candidates will occur on March 14 and March 16. Long live SwagCord! Long live the Party! Long live Big Brother!" ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#❗-announcements'''. </ref> Set to be held on '''March 17''', they would be preceded by two debates between the candidates.
 
==== Snowball Effect ====
[[File:LPDFLogo.png|left|thumb|136x136px|The logo of the <b style="color:#DDDD00">LPDF</b>, designed by '''Lin'''.]]
[[File:SASPLogo.png|left|thumb|136x136px|The logo of <b style="color:#66FFFF">SASP</b>, designed by '''Ballistyx'''. ]]
[[File:FUNLogo.png|left|thumb|136x136px|The logo of the <b style="color:#CC66FF">FUN</b> party, chosen by '''Barley'''.]]
 
With the elections in full swing, many new parties started to spring up, although unable to achieve the same level of popular success as the already established opposition.
 
The '''Lininist Party for Democracy and Freedom''' (<b style="color:#DDDD00">LPDF</b>), taking its name from its leader, '''Lin''', wished to loosen the chat filter and introduce a channel for the discussion of politics. Strongly pro-democratic, the <b style="color:#DDDD00">LPDF</b> wished to implement a system where the '''Party''' would handpick candidates to participate in the elections, in order to protect the nation against political threats. Running on a platform similar to the <b style="color:#660080">SDP</b>, the main difference between the two was that '''Lin''' was the one to be placed in power.<ref>'''Lin''' (March 13, 2024), in response to "slightly altered sdp": "but I'm the one in power instead" ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#🌐-lpdf'''.</ref>
 
The '''Swag and Security Party''' (<b style="color:#66FFFF">SASP</b>), led by '''Ballistyx''', sought to stomp out chuddery and increase '''Mod-Prole''' cooperation by establishing a volunteer watchguard that would report any suspicious activities to the server leadership. Despite allegations, independent fact-checkers have concluded that this was not a fed operation to influence server political discourse, and that '''Ballistyx''''s high-ranking status in the '''Party''' did not influence the <b style="color:#66FFFF">SASP</b> party's integrity in any way.
 
The '''Firetamers United Nation''' (<b style="color:#CC66FF">FUN</b>), started by '''Barley''', got its name from its dedication to the fight against '''FIRE''' ('''F'''ights, '''I'''nsults, and '''R'''eckless '''E'''vils), wishing to put an end to negative behavior which had plagued the server for so long to make the server a more '''FUN''' place to use, encouraging stronger community participation in making it happen.
 
The '''Anti-Swag Militia''' ('''ASM'''), a double-plus-orthodox Moexist-Lesterist paramilitary group led by '''Kelpwave''', split off from the '''Party''' leadership, believing that the '''Party''' had led the server far astray from its original goals, leading to the rise of chuddery and collective '''swag giving'''. Its military actions, however, were not fully successful, and the movement was soon co-opted by the larger '''Party''' from which the movement had split off. The remaining members merged with the <b style="color:#DDDD00">LPDF</b>, fighting with the Lininist cause against the status quo.
 
==== The First Debate ====
The first debate of the March 2024 election cycle was held on '''March 14''', at '''20:20 GMT'''. Going into the debates without any front-running candidate, the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b>, the <b style="color:#660080">SDP</b> and the <b style="color:#DDDD00">LPDF</b>, having formed the <b style="color:#FFC000">SSU</b> coalition ('''SwagBalls Shartyist Union'''), soon renamed to the <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b> ('''Lininist SwagBalls Shartyist Union'''), minutes prior to the debate,<ref> "@Walter the ssbp, the sdp, and the lpdf have officially merged into the SSU (swagballs shartyist union)" ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#⭐-patriot-chat'''. </ref> instead of picking a candidate internally, decided to have all of their candidates on stage for the night to have the voter decide instead. '''Chauka''' dropped out of the race, throwing her support for the newly formed union.
 
Moderated by the politically fair and unbiased '''Decoherence''', the debate featured '''Big Brother (Walter)''', the incumbent leader running for election, <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b> candidates '''Koknese''', '''Charter''' and '''Lin''', leading the opposition, as well as '''Shitminister LarKcuavian''', slowly rising in the polls. Other candidates were invited but were unable to join. After technical problems at the beginning were resolved by always glorious '''Big Brother''', whereby every candidate was allowed to speak at the same time, candidates were given questions to be answered one at a time.
 
Asked about what his opinion was on the '''Homestuck''' issue, '''Koknese''' stood against the issue but stated that it should be resolved through democratic means, personally wishing to implement a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_ask,_don%27t_tell don't ask, don't tell] policy and segregate them into their own channel. With '''Koknese''' firmly standing in support for '''Homestucker''' segregation, calling it "morally correct"<ref>'''Koknese''' (March 14, 2024), in response to "Do you think segregation is wrong?": <br>
"no it is morally correct <br>
depending on who you segregate" ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#🤓-debate-channel'''.</ref>
, '''Lin''', the leader of the <b style="color:#DDDD00">LPDF</b>, split off from the <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b> minutes into the debate after hearing the answer, standing firmly pro-'''Homestuck'''. '''Charter''', claiming that the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> had been bastardized by '''Koknese''''s radical beliefs<ref>'''Charter''' (March 14, 2024): "[...] i’ve been making consistent effort to convey my political endeavors and move toward something equitable for all people, koknese has been holding me back with his radical beliefs. i honestly wanted to kick him out for a while. this is what the SSBP was created to be. not what koknese bastardized it into" ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#🤓-debate-channel'''.</ref> left the coalition as well. The <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b> coalition completely fell apart within 10 minutes of the debate starting.
 
'''Yeetmaster''', an <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> member who was believed not to be able to attend, joined the debate after the coalition had already fully collapsed, already not having been part of the coalition talks, communicating through a 7-year-old tablet. Disregarding a minor incident where an old man wandered onto the debate stage, the debate continued. '''Koknese''' further called for "lynching" server members by democratic vote, wishing to implement a '''Chudledsky™ Score''' system, intended to keep track of chuddery and allow for server members themselves to pit users after guilt was determined. With the first debate proving itself to be a disaster for the <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b>, '''Walter''', when asked which of the other candidates he supported most, threw his support behind '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian'''.
 
Shortly after the debate, Koknese established the SwagBalls political theory, and it is as follows;
 
- Paleo-Shartyism - SSBP Values, focus on total homestuck eradication and power to the proles. Inherits some Revolutionary ideas.
- Shartyism - TBPWIFS Values, focus on religion and total girard rule
- Neo-shartyism - LSSU Values, focus on total freedom to discuss homestuck, oppose everything that SSBP stands for.
 
==== Post-Debate Fallout ====
[[File:SSBP supporters.png|thumb|225x225px|Radical supporters of the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> chanting in support of '''Koknese''' in front of '''#admin-family-guy-roleplay'''.]]
Widely believed to be one of the worst campaign blunders in the history of elections, the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> never fully recovered from the political fallout birthed from '''Koknese''''s anti-'''Homestuck''' comments. While most of the former <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> electorate had switched to the newly formed <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b>, without the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b>, statements in support of segregation and lynching led to the consolidation of the radical wing of the party, which stayed firmly in support of '''Koknese''''s policies. While '''Koknese''' has claimed that there was a word mix-up due to English being his second language, believing to be a complete synonym for "execution", without knowledge of the term's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynching racist past], the radical beliefs of the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> continued to turn off voters.
 
'''Yeetmaster''', not wishing to associate with the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> in light of the debate, decided to run as an independent, gaining moderate support even without a party to back him. A political moderate, supporting a fairer judicial system without favoritism and more government transparency, his campaign, while somewhat successful, was unable to draw many votes from the radical <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> base.
 
'''Charter''', the elected leader of the reformed <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b>, is thrown into '''the pit''' in order to prevent escalating political violence after calling opposition leader '''Koknese''' a "fucking idiot". He is released soon after, and is invited to the second debate on '''March 16'''.
 
==== The Second Debate ====
 
The second debate was set to start on '''March 16''' at '''3:00 PM GMT''', with all candidates in the race being invited. Due to a variety of circumstances, however, it was only '''Walter''' who showed up on time, and the debate started without any other candidate being present. The battle of wits with his greatest opponent, himself, soon ended as '''Charter''' arrived late, still on time to answer the first question. The candidates continued pouring in, as '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' soon joined to attend the debate as well, having just woken up, followed by '''Koknese''', who would be the last candidate to arrive for the debate, having driven through the Latvian cold to bring medication to a family member. Other candidates reported work and oversleeping as the main reason for their absence.
 
Generally of a calmer atmosphere than the first one, no great scandal plagued the debate, which was set to end with the official opening of the election polls, giving one final chance for all the candidates to make their case for themselves and to tend to wounds given to their campaign over the past days. '''Koknese''' formally apologized for his usage of the word "lynching" in his policies on the same stage that caused a party split just two days prior, giving a more moderate tone to his campaign and attempting to appeal to progressives by endorsing the usage of tone indicators<ref group=note>/s, /j, /srs and the like. </ref> to protect the right to tell others to kill themselves.
 
The debates concluded in high spirits with a beautiful message from '''Big Brother''',<ref group=note>Despite complaints, independent fact-checkers have found no bias in this statement.</ref> followed immediately after by the opening of the '''#🎫-voting-booth'''. The closed-ballot elections were to be open for the following 36 hours, without even the '''Inner Party Members''' having access to the results before they closed. The political atmosphere, for a short while, calmed down, as the server members eagerly awaited the results.
 
==== Opinion Polls ====
[[File:SBElectionPollingMarch2024.png|center|thumb|536x536px|An approximation of party support over time leading up to the elections. The popularity of the <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b> coalition is shown separately from its constituent parties, showing the combined popularity of the union.]]
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center; font-size:90%; line-height:16px;"
! Publication date
! width=75px | Polling firm
! Votes
! width=100px style="background:#0099FF" | The Party
! width=100px style="background:#ff0000; color: white" | SSBP
! width=100px style="background:#00CC99" | TBPWIFS
! width=100px style="background:#660080; color: white" | SDP
! width=100px style="background:#FFFF00" | LPDF
! width=100px style="background:#66FFFF" | SASP
! width=100px style="background:#CC66FF" | FUN
! width=100px style="background:#AEAAAA" | Yeetmaster
|-
|March 4
| colspan="11" |'''Koknese''' forms the '''SwagBalls Sharty Party''' and '''Charter''' creates the '''SwagBalls Booru Party'''. The two parties unite shortly after to create the '''SwagBalls Sharty Booru Party''' (<b style="color:#FF0000">SSBP</b>).
|-
| rowspan="3" | March 12
| colspan="11" |'''Chauka''' forms the '''SwagBalls Democratic Party''' (<b style="color:#660080">SDP</b>) to stand in opposition to the '''Party''', unhappy with <b style="color:#FF0000">SSBP</b> policy.
|-
| colspan="11" |'''Shitmaster LarKcuavian OKctavio De Willis Gimblejrad Gungdimyr Flemtoto The 603st''' forms the '''The Best Party, Which I Fully Support''' (<b style="color:#00CC99">TBPWIFS</b>).
|-
|'''The Election Committee of the Party Bureau of Internal Affairs'''
|22
| style="background:#0099FF" |'''7'''
| style="background:#ff7777" | 5
| style="background:#99FFCC" | 3
| style="background:#660080; color: white" |'''7'''
| style="background:#000000" |
| style="background:#000000" |
| style="background:#000000" |
| style="background:#000000" |
|-
| rowspan="2" | March 13
| colspan="11" |'''Lin''' forms the '''Lininist Party for Democracy and Freedom''' (<b style="color:#DDDD00">LPDF</b>)
|-
|'''The Election Committee of the Party Bureau of Internal Affairs'''
|25
| style="background:#B3E0FF" |6
| style="background:#ff0000; color: white" |'''7'''
| style="background:#99FFCC" |4
| style="background:#CC55E5" | 6
| rowspan="1" style="background:#FFFF66" |2
| style="background:#000000" |
| style="background:#000000" |
| style="background:#000000" |
|-
| rowspan="8" | March 14
| colspan="11" |'''Ballistyx''' forms the '''Swag and Security Party''' (<b style="color:#66FFFF">SASP</b>).
|-
| colspan="11" |'''Barley''' forms the '''Firetamers United Nation''' (<b style="color:#CC66FF">FUN</b>).
|-
| colspan="11" |The <b style="color:#FF0000">SSBP</b>, <b style="color:#660080">SDP</b> and <b style="color:#DDDD00">LPDF</b> form the '''Lininist SwagBalls-Sharty Union''' (<b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b>), a united coalition to stand against the '''Party'''.
|-
| colspan="11" |During the '''First Election Debate''', the coalition agreement falls apart in hilarious fashion.
|-
| colspan="11" |The <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b> is reformed without the <b style="color:#FF0000">SSBP</b> after its lead candidate vocally supported '''Homestucker''' lynching on the debate stage. '''Charter''' is elected as the coalition's candidate.
|-
| colspan="11" |'''Yeetmaster''' splits off from the <b style="color:#FF0000">SSBP</b> to run as an independent.
|-
| rowspan="2" | '''The Election Committee of the Party Bureau of Internal Affairs'''
| rowspan="2" | 29
| rowspan="2" style="background:#B3E0FF" | 7
| rowspan="2" style="background:#ff7777; " | 4
| rowspan="2" style="background:#99FFCC" | 5
| rowspan="1" style="background:#660080; color: white" | '''4'''
| rowspan="1" style="background:#FFFF00" | '''4'''
| rowspan="2" style="background:#CCFFFF" | 1
| rowspan="2" style="background:#CC99FF" | 2
| rowspan="2" style="background:#E7E6E6" | 1
|-
| colspan="2" style="background:#FFC000" | '''9'''<ref group="note" name=":1">Including '''Charter''', who ran as a non-partisan representative of the <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b>.</ref>
|-
| rowspan="3" | March 15
| colspan="11" |'''Charter''' is thrown into '''the Pit''' under charges of '''3rd-degree chuddery'''. The '''Party''' denied any political motivation behind the indictment.
|-
| rowspan="2" | '''The Election Committee of the Party Bureau of Internal Affairs'''
| rowspan="2" | 41
| rowspan="2" style="background:#0099FF" |'''9'''
| rowspan="2" style="background:#ff7777; " | 6
| rowspan="2" style="background:#99FFCC" | 8
| rowspan="1" style="background:#CC55E5" | 3
| rowspan="1" style="background:#FFFF66" | 3
| rowspan="2" style="background:#CCFFFF" | 3
| rowspan="2" style="background:#CC99FF" | 4
| rowspan="2" style="background:#E7E6E6" | 4
|-
| colspan="2" style="background:#FFCC66" | 7
|-
| rowspan="5" | March 16
| colspan="11" |'''Charter''' is let out of '''the Pit''' without major punishment.
|-
| colspan="11" |The '''Second Election Debate''' takes place. All candidates but '''Big Brother''' are late to show up.
|-
| rowspan="2" | '''The Election Committee of the Party Bureau of Internal Affairs'''
| rowspan="2" | 43
| rowspan="2" style="background:#0099FF" |'''9'''
| rowspan="2" style="background:#ff7777; " | 7
| rowspan="2" style="background:#99FFCC" | 8
| rowspan="1" style="background:#660080; color: white" | '''3'''
| rowspan="1" style="background:#FFFF00" | '''3'''
| rowspan="2" style="background:#CCFFFF" | 4
| rowspan="2" style="background:#CC99FF" | 4
| rowspan="2" style="background:#E7E6E6" | 4
|-
| colspan="2" style="background:#FFC000" | '''9'''
|-
| colspan="11" |Final poll before the '''#🎫-voting-booth''' opens for the next 36 hours.<ref group="note" name=":2">Due to a lack of voter activity, this has been shortened to 27 hours.</ref> The elections officially begin on '''March 16, 2024''' at '''16:04 GMT'''.
|-
|}
 
==== Results ====
The election results were counted and made public on '''March 17''' at '''19:00 GMT'''.<ref>'''EasyPoll''' (March 17, 2024) [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1218588934922047529/1218590837647347782 SwagBalls March 2024 Election Results] ''Discord''.</ref> While no candidate received a majority, the '''Party''', led by '''Walter''', achieved the largest share of the popular vote at 29.2%, outperforming polling, winning in a landslide against the other candidates, with the second-largest party, <b style="color:#00CC99">TBPWIFS</b>, trailing behind by 8.4 points. With the elections utilizing a single-vote, first-past-the-post system, '''Walter''' was officially declared server '''Swagsident''', legitimizing the '''Party''''s rule through democratic means.
 
==== Post-Election Riots ====
[[File:ElectionFraudSB.png|thumb|199x199px|An example of a social media post placing doubt on the legitimacy of the '''March 2024 SwagBalls Elections'''.]]
Despite the glaring success of the democratic experiment, electing a leader supported by a ''plurality'' of the people, the representatives from many of the losing parties were quick to call the elections into question, deeming them unfair and throwing out the results. With a message announcing the reformation of the '''Revolutionaries'''<ref> '''Koknese''' (March 19, 2024) [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/938728183203758082/1219012365471977502 We the People] ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#❗-announcements'''. </ref> making waves, it was clear that the democracy the '''Party''' had fought so hard to create was threatened by radicals. With the most destructive members given temporary timeouts, it was clear that the core issue was being ignored. Attempting to quell discontent, '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian OKctavio De Willis Gimblejrad Gungdimyr Flemtoto The 603st''', who had shown his support for democratic ideals by deciding not to participate in the protests against the rightful rulers of '''SwagCord''', was named '''Vice-Swagsident''', reaching a combined popular vote of 50%.
 
While the '''Walter-LarKcuavian government''' was sworn into office without bloodbath, calls against the two continued into their term, with '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''', the lead reformer as chosen by the people, being called a populist and a '''Party''' bootlicker. Nonetheless, the '''Vice-Swagsident''' opted to go the route of not giving a swag in the face of these baseless attacks, and decided to focus his time on helping change the nation for the better before the next elections put his popularity to the test. As a possible '''Chudfederacy secession''' loomed on the horizon, securing support remained key.
 
==== Outer Heaven: Ragecord ====
After extreme dissatisfaction with the "god complex" of the vice-swagsident, Koknese, yeetmaster and Charter decided to create a branch of SwagCord called the Ragecord. It is a discord server that's main theme is 2008 larp with ragecomics and Justin Bieber hatred.
 
Koknese, after finding out what other members were saying about them while Koknese and Charter were offline, have truly committed to making the ragecord their new home. Koknese set the ideology of "crossbreeding meme cultures and uniting them in ragecomics", which included advertising the server om various platforms to achieve maximum diversity in humor and in hopes to create hybrid memes that would get more members into their community. The server is advertised in SpaceHey and Tumblr.
 
Like the aforementioned "crossbreeding", the trio also brought in some of their Swagballs culture to the table. The server quickly had summoned Girards' cousin - Reginald, which apparently, Girard despises. Meme Alt has also given Koknese the source code for the SwagBalls bot and he quickly edited it and established the Ragecord equivalent of pitting practices - tickets to Justin Bieber performances.
 
The trio also vowed to leave Swagballs once they gain a stable, active member count, each with their own reasons - one maybe feels slightly offended by the shittalking, others may also be tied with the god complex of Larkc.
 
Ragecord has merged with Hellcord, an inactive, 500 user filled subreddit/server. SwagBalls politologists and forecasters have projected Ragecord to reach a minimum of 200~  members until late August.
 
=== The Walter-LarKcuavian Government ===
[[File:LarKcSBservericon.png|thumb|The server icon painted in celebration of a '''LarKcuavian'''<nowiki/>'s '''Vice-Presidential''' victory.]]
[[File:SwagCordHolyTrinity.png|thumb|256x256px|The '''Walter-LarKcuavian''' presidency marked the official recognition of the '''Holy Trinity''' - the Father ('''Meme Alt'''), the Son ('''Walter''') and the Holy Spirit ('''girard''') - as the official state religion.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Legislative Achievements
! Campaign Promises
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
| The removal of rules '''3.1'''<ref group="note"> DISRESPECT. Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken. </ref> and '''2.5''',<ref group="note"> ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM. Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense. </ref> as any serious cases would already fall under rule '''2.3'''.<ref group="note" name=":0"> HARRASSMENT. Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team. </ref>
| style="text-align:center" | May 20th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
|-
| The redefinition of rule '''2.3'''<ref name=":0" group="note" /> to clarify boundaries and avoid misuse.
| style="text-align:center" | March 20th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order <br> <ref group="note"> Harassment has been redefined to include only serious cases, such as online stalking, spamming DMs and continued insults that go beyond the usual server banter. </ref>
 
|-
| The re-categorization of rule '''1.1'''<ref group="note"> BIGOTRY. Posting bigoted content is a first degree offense. </ref> to a 2nd-degree offense.
| style="text-align:center" | March 22nd, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Died in committee
|-
| The implementation of a new rule to treat seriousposting outside of serious channels as a 3rd-degree offense.
| style="text-align:center" | July 2nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Policy abandoned <br> <ref group="note"> According to the '''vice-swagsident''', with the leaving and recent inactivity of certain users, the issue has resolved itself by now. The mission has been deemed accomplished by the executive. </ref>
|-
| The legal recognition of '''girard''''s '''Godhood''' status.
| style="text-align:center" | March 19th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
|-
| rowspan="2" | The banning of '''Homestuck''' in all contexts, excluding divine messages from '''girard''' alone.
| style="text-align:center" | April 14th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
|-
| style="text-align:center" | May 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Struck down by Congress <br> <ref group="note">By new law, '''Homestuck''' has been permitted in '''#🏠-mental-asylum''' only. </ref>
|-
|Giving each '''TBPWIFS''' voter 550 USD. <ref group="note">As votes were anonymous as part of the closed-ballot election, it is unlikely this promise will ever come to fruition. </ref>
|(-)
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Pending
|-
! Mod Votes
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
| The setting up of a server partnership with '''Shark Park'''.
| style="text-align:center" | April 26th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 13–2 <br> Signed into law
|-
| The setting up of a server partnership with '''Ragecord'''.
| style="text-align:center" | April 29th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 3–9
|-
| The stripping of '''Lin''''s '''admin''' perms after the '''rabbit incident'''.
| style="text-align:center" | June 27th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 4–7
|-
| Making '''Barley''' an '''admin'''.
| style="text-align:center" | June 27th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 3–5
|-
| Making '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' a '''moderator'''.
| style="text-align:center" | July 14th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 6–0
|-
|}
 
==== The Mid Rebellion ====
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| header1 = Part of the SwagBalls Post-election Civil Unrest
| label2 = Date |  data2 = May 8, 2024, 21:07-22:21 UTC±01:00 (74 minutes)
| label3 = Location |  data3 = '''#the-pit'''
| label4 = Goals | data4 = • Deposing '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' from power <br> • Ending segregation and the branding of '''𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈'''
| label5 = Result | data5 = '''Status Quo''' upheld
| header6 = '''Belligerents'''
| label7 = 69SwagBalls420 Government |  data7 = '''Ragecord Revolutionaries'''
| header8 = '''Commanders and leaders'''
| label9 =
• President Walter<br>• Vice-president LarKcuavian
| data9 =
• '''Charter<br>• Koknese <br>• Boris Chico'''
 
| header10 = '''Strength'''
| label11 =
2 active participants<br>
• 1 president <br>• 1 vice-president
|  data11 =
'''5 active participants<br>• 2 revolutionary leaders<br>• 2 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈<br>• 1 Chauka'''
| header12 = '''Casualties and losses'''
| label13 = '' '' |  data13 = '''• 5 pits <br>• 2 revolutionaries pledge allegiance to SwagCord'''
 
| below = '''74 minutes wasted'''
}}
 
<!----Ragecord rebellion against the swagcord leadership
participating: charter, dainis, boris chico, joffe (double agent), chauka (pledged allegiance to swagcord)
goal: deposing LarKcuavian from power
notes:
overwhelming belief amongst the revolutionaries that LarkCuavian had anything more than figurehead powers
threat of a cockroach invasion (koknese)
possible koknese alts (10) in the server---->
 
On a chilly evening in Eastern Europe, something suspicious was going on in '''Ragecord'''. The '''SwagBalls''' ambassador and leader, '''Walter''' was forcefully thrown into a bunker under the pretenses of '''Charter''' and '''Koknese''' keeping him safe from nuclear war. In truth, a riot was brewing in '''Ragecord''''s '''SwagBallian''' politics channel, as '''Koknese''' started rallying up the '''𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈''' and the '''Ragecordian''' separatists.
 
Shortly after assembling in '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜''', '''Koknese''' started directing cryptic, single-word messages in the chat calling for standby, before at once releasing a crowd of 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈 on the server, spamming messages and 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 GIFs in support of the riot. Yet mere moments later, the rebellion was quelled, as '''Walter''' emerged from the bunker just in time to stop the riot, immediately shooting '''Koknese''' with a taser and disposing of him in '''The Pit''', with the rest soon following.
 
Despite the '''Ragecord''' leadership being convinced in the success of their plan, it's swift failure indicated foul play. A leak had occurred. One of the '''Ragecordian 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈''', '''Joff_e''', had contacted '''Walter''' hours before in private to warn him of the incoming rebellion. When he was thrown into the bunker, he had already taken notice of the '''Ragecordian''' plans, allowing for a quick and immediate response to the revolt. Thrown into '''The Pit''', the '''Ragecordians''' awaited punishment.
 
Originally planning on staying silent, '''Koknese''' responded only with GIFs of an imprisoned '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei%20Navalny Navalny]''', however, after being taunted by Walter by asking if he preferred to die by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novichok Novichok] or a gunshot, he began speaking up, as did the rest of the '''Pit Dwellers'''. Giving them a choice, '''Walter''' the rebels freedom in exchange for a pledge of undying loyalty to '''SwagCord'''. '''Chauka''' immediately took the offer and was freed from '''The Pit'''. '''Koknese''', '''Charter''' and '''Peace''', who had recently returned to the server, now standing to advocate for 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀 rights, would not accept the terms, instead speaking out about their grievances with the server, primarily concerning the election of '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' as '''Vice-Swagsident''', demanding his immediate resignation in exchange for the end of the coup.
 
As it became increasingly clear that '''Charter''''s and '''Koknese''''s grievances would not be met through words alone, '''Koknese''' began threatening '''Walter''' with more serious threats, mentioning the presence of up to 10 alt accounts he had managed to sneak into the server over the months he could use to spam the server. The threats continued increasing in scope, and eventually included calling '''the Cockroach'''. Having performed an interview with him recently as part of an abandoned '''SwagCord documentary''', '''Koknese''' had the ability to potentially contact the subhuman creature, and supply it with the aforementioned alt accounts. '''Walter''' did not back down in face of the threats, calling out the bluff. '''The Cockroach''' was ultimately not called upon.
 
In order to enable the enjoyment of the incredible nature of the conversation, '''The Pit''' was opened for the entire server to see. Upon personal request, a major debate sparked as '''Vice-Swagsident LarKcuavian''' decided to enter '''The Pit'''. As the conversation got more heated with his appearance, the ensuing conversation revealed major contrasts between public perception of the powers of the '''Vice-Swagsident''' and reality, with a prevalent belief amongst the rebels that the '''Vice-Swagsident''' had anything more than ceremonial powers, at one point hilariously calling for making '''LarKcuavian''' a figurehead leader in exchange for ending the rebellion, unknowingly simply upholding the status quo. 74 minutes after the users were thrown into '''The Pit''', they were released, with no major change affecting the server.
 
With the rebellion resulting in failure, '''Joff_e''' was executed for treason by the '''Ragecord''' mod team and banned from the server. He would later be brought back by koknese in exchange for several '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision%20Song%20Contest%202024 2024 Eurovision]''' votes for the latvian candidate Dons.
 
==== The Midterm Elections ====
'''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''''s vice-presidency turned into a deeply polarizing subject in '''SwagBallian''' society in the weeks after the election. Although detractors were already present since the very beginning, the recently attempted coup, although deeply undemocratic and aimed at mostly imaginary threats <ref group="note"> Vice-president '''LarKcuavian''' was believed to possess more executive permissions than actually present. </ref>, it showed strong fervor against the current government. It is for this reason that the '''mod team''', in all their wisdom, decided to once again allow the people of '''SwagCord''' to exercise their democratic will - for the people can truly never be wrong.
 
Two months into '''LarKcuavian''''s term, midterm elections were to be called, in order to elect the newly formed '''Senate''', in order to allow more server members to actively participate in the server's governance. The roles and the composition of the '''Senate''' at the time still undefined, a server-wide referendum was sent out, letting the people decide how they are to be governed - by choosing one of two hand-selected options from the always benevolent '''Party'''.
 
{| class="wikitable"
! Constitutional Referendum
! Date Held
! Result
|-
| The definition of the composition of the newly-created '''Senate'''. <br> Choice between ''"3 elected representatives"'' and ''"4 elected representatives with the '''Vice-Swagsident''', appointed by the '''Swagsident''', serving as the tie-breaker."''
| style="text-align:center" | May 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | 3 senators <br> (93.75% in favor)
|-
| The defining of the powers of the '''Senate'''. <br> Choice between ''"advisory powers"'' and ''"binding legislative power, compensated by the expansion of the executive power of the '''Swagsident''' and '''Vice-Swagsident'''."''
| style="text-align:center" | May 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Advisory powers <br> (71.43% in favor)
|-
| Making the records of '''#🏛-senate''' viewable to the public.
| style="text-align:center" | May 22th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Yes <br> (63.64% in favor)
|-
|}
 
The election was set for May 18, with a much shorter election cycle than the previous time, and more seats to compete for.
 
===== NSP =====
[[File:NSP election poster.png|left|thumb|317x317px|An <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> election poster showing off its three candidates for the '''midterm elections'''.]]
In light of the rumors surrounding the midterm elections before their official announcement, on May 12, '''Dainis''' of the '''New SwagBalls Sharty Booru Party''' (<b style="color:#ff0000">NSSBP</b>) approached '''Chauka''', still the leader of the '''SwagBalls Democratic Party''' (<b style="color:#660080">SDP</b>), with the idea to merge the two parties into one, uniting them together to make the elections count. Together they would form the '''New SwagBalls Democratic Shartyist Party''' (<b style="color:#b20040">NSDSP</b>)!
 
With a past history of radical '''anti-Homestuck''' comments, including calls for their lynching, parallels were immediately drawn with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Party an unfortunate historical acronym] the party's name seemed to evoke. The party leadership was quick to shut down such comments, and immediately searched for a way to rebrand, finally settling on the '''New Sharty Party''' (<b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>) - a party with a platform inspired by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dario_Juri%C4%8Dan the satirical 2019 presidential campaign of Croatian political activist Dario Juričan], and a simple motto - '''"Corruption for all!"'''
 
A new channel was to be created, archiving the two of the previous parties, and as was custom, an emoji was to be used to represent the movement. '''Dainis''' considered a lightning bolt as a representation of corruption, but decided against it following past blunders. Instead, '''Chauka''' recommended ✴, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sun_(symbol) which was once again put into question by critics] <ref group="note"> '''Walter''' and '''LarKc'''. </ref>, before 😽👍 was finally settled on.
 
Despite many unfortunate coincidences that came to be as the party was being set up, as '''Charter''' was brought onto the team, the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> quickly became the election favorites, with all three of its candidates expected to take a seat in '''Senate''', allowing for complete control of the legislature.
 
===== The Debate =====
 
The candidates were called for a debate on Saturday night of May 18, hours before the elections were called. Most of them seasoned politicians at this point in their careers, unlike the first time, the debate started without much issue, as candidates were called one by one to explain to the public their political motivations and why it should be them who should capture their vote that night. And it all went as expected until '''Xertun''' showed up.
 
Hailing from the gambling-oriented catposting server '''Xertuncord''', its owner recently joined the server, along with many of its other prominent users, following a partnership with '''SwagCord''', which included the reopening of the '''#🤑-gambling''' channel and integration of the Discord stock-trading bot '''Purrtun'''. Although knowing certain people in the server, '''Xertun''' for the most part remained ignorant of what went on in the server. Allegedly, he was not even aware this was a '''Senate''' election, but a race for president. And so, when it came his turn to set an agenda, he replied with a simple "hallo" and waved goodbye.
 
The audience was immediately swayed in his favor, a mostly unknown independent candidate suddenly stood front and center. As the questions kept piling on, as the other candidates gave paragraphs upon paragraphs of long answers, '''Xertun''' captured the hearts of the people with unseen honesty and earnestness. Not knowing what question he was even answering, he opened up '''Minecraft''' in the middle of the debate, never letting go of the absolutely clueless demeanor. In that moment, everyone in the audience saw themselves in '''Xertun'''.
 
===== Results =====
{| class=" infobox" style="width:400px;"
|+The May 2024 SwagBalls Midterm Election
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''May 18-19, 2024'''
|-
|style="text-align:left;"| ←[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki#The_March_Elections|March 2024]]<ref group="note"> Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not '''Walter''''s user page </ref>
|
|style="text-align:right;"| November 2024→
|-
|colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| 3 votes allowed per voter <br> 3 candidates with the most votes win
|-
 
|-
|'''Turnout'''
|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]125% of registered voters <ref group="editor's note"> Representing approximately 1.3% of the total population. Due to an error in creating the election poll, non-registered voters were allowed to vote. It is unlikely that the results were majorly affected. </ref>
|-
| || [[File:Chaukaelectionspfp.png|center|150x150px]] ||[[File:XertunposterPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
| '''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Chauka'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Xertunposter'''
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''New Shartyist Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Independent'''
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''12'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''11'''
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| '''60%''' [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| '''55%''' [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:CharterMidtermElections.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:KokneseMidtermElection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Charter'''
|style="text-align:center;"|Dainis Koknese
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''New Shartyist Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"|New Shartyist Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''8'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 7
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''40%''' [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 35% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:FlamingTesticleElection.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:BallistyxPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Flaming Testicle (left)
|style="text-align:center;"| Ballistyx
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Swagstuck Funny Peter Party
|style="text-align:center;"| The Communist Party <br> of Swagcord <br> (Party-endorsed)
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 5
|style="text-align:center;"| 3
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 25% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 15% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:SwaggerPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:Anonymous emblem.svg|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Swagger Sr.
|style="text-align:center;"| Empty Ballot
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| Anarchist Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|style="text-align:center;"| 5
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 5% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 25% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| <br> '''Composition of the 1st SwagBallian Congress'''
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| [[File:SwagBalls1stCongress.png|400x254px]]
|-
| colspan = 3 |'''Political groups:''' <br>
* <b style="color:#b20040">New Shartyist Party</b> (2) <br>
* '''Independent''' (1)
|}
 
The greatest kind of leader is one who does not wish to even be one. '''Xertun''''s performance during the debate has been credited by many to have been the sole reason for such a strong showing during voting night. Had he not been in the race, it is expected that his seat would have gone to '''Dainis''', allowing for total <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> control of the '''Senate'''. Instead, an air of incompetent cluelessness runs through the '''Senate''' halls, and '''Xertun''''s approval ratings could not be higher.
 
'''Chauka''' and '''Charter''', the remaining top figureheads of the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>, took the remaining two seats. Although belonging to the same political party, it is important to note that they did not vote uniformly in favor of all of proposed bills. Each '''senator''' reserves the right to vote independently on each proposal, no matter their political affiliation.
 
Below sits a record of all legislative actions taken by the '''1st Congress''' during their two month term, as well as the fate of each bill. Following a server-wide referendum, any words spoken in the chambers of the '''Senate''' are a matter of public record, viewable in '''#🏛-the-senate''', and condensed in this article for convenient viewing. The '''mod team''' reserved the exclusive right to veto any legislation it deemed a threat to the current democratic order of the server.
 
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Votes of the 1st Congress
! Legislative proposal
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
| The striking down of the total ban on '''Homestuck''' imposed by the '''Walter-LarKcuavian''' administration.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 19th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The imposing of a total ban on [https://ishowspeed.fandom.com/wiki/Darren%20Watkins%20Jr.'''speedposting'''].
| style="text-align:center;" | May 19th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The extension of '''girard Weekends''' to three days, covering Mondays.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 20th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The cutting of '''greenie welfare''' in order to pay for '''Congress''' salaries.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 20th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The unbanning of the word '''Ragecord''' and all of its variants.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 22th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The creation of the '''#🕳-people-of-the-pit''' channel to publicly announce bans and pits in an organized fashion.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 23th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Telling '''Walter''' to go fuck himself.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 23th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-2
|-
| The taking of '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''''s '''Senate''' perms away.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 25th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed
|-
| Telling '''Decoherence''' to go fuck himself.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 28th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed
|-
| The opening of a channel every user but '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' has access to.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 28th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed
|-
| The unbanning of the word "retarded".
| style="text-align:center;" | May 31st, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-2
|-
| Bringing back '''#⚽-sportsball''' for 24 hours, allowing each member to post a single message.
| style="text-align:center;" | June 2nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The holding of a birthday party for '''Xertun''' (I).
| style="text-align:center;" | June 7th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Making '''The Senate''' floor the '''senators'''' to use as they please.
| style="text-align:center;" | June 10th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0 <br> <ref group="note">Chauka (NSP) and Xertun (I) abstained.</ref> <ref group="note"> '''The Senate''' has ''de facto'' been used for any purpose the '''senators''' wished since inception regardless. </ref>
|-
| The commending of '''the Senate''' for their amazing work and immense contribution to the server.
| style="text-align:center;" | June 17th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed
|-
| The legalization of bullying users with '''Picrew avatars'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | June 25th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-2
|-
| Making '''Charter''''s kittens the mascots of the server.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 5th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Allowing '''Dainis''' to run in the elections again after being disqualified for voter fraud.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 15th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed
|}
 
==== Mod Purge ====
 
==== Polling ====
 
Since the '''March elections''', a number of polls have been done gauging the server's opinion on the actions of the '''vice-president''' and the '''mod team'''. Information about their results, sample sizes and dates of publishing is shown in the table below.
 
{| class="wikitable"
|+ The Polling of the Walter-LarKcuavian Government
! Publication date
! Polling firm
! Question
! colspan=10 | Results
! Participants
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="1"| March 17
| style="text-align:center;" colspan="13"| President '''Walter''' and vice-president '''LarKcuavian''' are sworn into office.
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="1"| May 8
| style="text-align:center;" colspan="13"| A failed coup is performed on the government.
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="3"| May 19
| style="text-align:center;" colspan="13"| The elected '''senators''' take their seats for the first time.
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.'''
| rowspan="2" | "Do you oppose [the striking down of the '''Homestuck''' ban in '''#🏠-mental-asylum''']?"
| colspan = "5" style="text-align:center;"| Yes
| colspan = "5" style="text-align:center;"| '''No'''
| rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;"| 8
|-
| colspan = "5" style="text-align:center;"| 33%
| colspan = "5" style="text-align:center;"| '''66%'''
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| May 21
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.'''
| rowspan="2" | "...how do you view ['''the Vice-Swagsident's'''] tenure?"
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Very Positive
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Somewhat Positive
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Neutral
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Somewhat Negative
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| '''Very Negative'''
| rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;"| 16
|-
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 6%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 19%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 25%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 6%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| '''44%'''
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| May 29
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.'''
| rowspan="2" | "Will you vote in this summer's presidential election?"
| colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;"| '''Yes'''
| colspan = "4" style="text-align:center;"| No
| colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;"| Unsure
| rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;"| 15
|-
| colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;" | '''67%'''
| colspan = "4" style="text-align:center;" | 27%
| colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;"| 7%
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| June 11
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.'''
| rowspan="2" | "If elections would happen tommorow, who would you vote for?"
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | NSP
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | The Party/Glowie Parties <br> <ref group = "note"> The unbiased nature of this poll has been disputed by independent critics. </ref>
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | '''Xertun'''
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | Other
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | Will not vote
| rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;" | 17
|-
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 18%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 6%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | '''59%'''
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 6%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 12%
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="3"| June 28
| style="text-align:center;" colspan="13"| Five inactive '''moderators''' are removed from the '''mod team'''.
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.'''
| rowspan="2" | "Do you support [the demodding of inactive '''moderators''' done] by the '''mod team'''?"
| colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;" | '''Yes'''
| colspan = "4" style="text-align:center;" | Neutral
| colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;" | No
| rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;" | 10
|-
| colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;" | '''80%'''
| colspan = "4" style="text-align:center;"| 20%
| colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;" | 0%
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="3"| July 14
| style="text-align:center;" colspan="13"| The July elections are held. Minutes before the results are announced, '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' is made moderator.
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.'''
| rowspan="2" | "[How do you feel about] the addition of moderational powers to '''LarKc'''?"
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Very Positive
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Somewhat Positive
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Neutral
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Somewhat Negative
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| '''Very Negative'''
| rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;"| 9
|-
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 22%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 33%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 0
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 0
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | '''44%'''
|-
|}
 
=== The July Elections ===
 
{| class="infobox" style="width:400px;"
|+The July 2024 SwagBalls Election
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''July 14, 2024'''
|-
|style="text-align:left"| ←[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki#The_March_Elections|March 2024]]<ref group="editor's note"> Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not '''Walter''''s user page </ref>
|
|style="text-align:right"|
|-
|colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| Plurality of votes needed to win
|-
|'''Turnout'''
|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] 81.8% of registered voters <ref group=note> Representing 1.65% of the total population. </ref>
|-
| || [[File:FlamingTesticleElection.png|150px|center]] ||[[File:BarleyPFPelection2.png|150px|center]]
|-
| '''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Flaming Testicle (Left)'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Barley'''
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Swagstuck Funny'''<br>'''Peter Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Holy Wizard Council'''
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"| Drawing His Peters <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idolatry girardism]
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community Greater Community Involvement] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open%20government Government Transparency (Moderate)] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idolatry girardism] <br> [https://irony.wiki/wiki/File:69SwagBalls420.png Not Giving a Swag]
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''8'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''5''' <br> <ref group="note"> With support for vice-presidency from '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian'''. </ref>
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] '''29.6%'''
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] '''18.5%'''
|-
| || [[File:XertunposterPFPelections.png|150px|center]] || [[File:LarKcPFPelection2.png|150px|center]] ||
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Xertun
|style="text-align:center;"| Shitmaster LarKcuavian
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| Moexist-Lesterist <br> Vanguard Party <br> Holy Wizard Council
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"| idk <br> placeholder <br> placeholder
| style="text-align:center;"| [[69MoeLester420|Moexism-Lesterism]] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idolatry girardism] <br> [https://irony.wiki/wiki/File:69SwagBalls420.png Not Giving a Swag] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Status_quo Status Quo]
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 6
|style="text-align:center;"| 4
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] 22.2%
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] 14.8%
|-
| || [[File:BallistyxPFPelection2.png|150px|center]] ||[[File:BorisChicoPFPelections.png|150px|center]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Ballistyx
|style="text-align:center;"| Boris Chico
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Communist Party of Swagcord
|style="text-align:center;"| Communist Party of Swagcord <br> Sudacan Liberal Campaign
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purge Coal Purge] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community Greater Community Involvement]
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_and_order_(politics) Law and Order] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disfranchisement Barring Inactive Users from Voting]
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 2
|style="text-align:center;"| 2
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 7.4%
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] 7.4%
|-
|
|colspan = 2 | [[File:KoknesePFPelection2.png|150px|center]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| Dainis Koknese
|-
|'''Party'''
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| New Sharty Party
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-wing_politics Right-Wing] to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far-right_politics Far-Right] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corruption Pro-corruption] <br> Anti-Moderation Team <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open%20government Government Transparency (Radical)] <br> Increasing the Size of '''#🏛the-senate''' <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opposition_to_immigration Anti-Immigration]
|-
|'''Votes'''
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| Disqualified
|-
|'''Percentage
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] 0%
|-
|}
 
==== Background ====
 
==== Debate ====
 
The '''Presidential Debate''' was organized and moderated by '''Decoherence''' in the '''#🤓-debate-channel''' on Saturday night, a few hours before voting was set to start. Although only candidates that received the support of at least two users were invited to the debate, possibly eliminating up to four candidates at the time, '''Lin''' giving support to all minor candidates and dropping out of the race herself enabled everyone to attend. '''Boris Chico''' and '''Ballistyx''', of the <b style="color:#00CC99">SDC</b> and the <b style="color:#0f9ed5">CPoS</b> respectively, had also chosen to support each others campaign in order to help each other get into the debate, with both eventually coalescing together under the <b style="color:#0f9ed5">CPoS</b>.
[[File:XertunCat.jpg|left|thumb|224x224px|'''Xertun'''<nowiki/>'s cat, posted in the middle of the debate. The cat is walking behind a couch.]]
In classic debate night fashion, hi-jinks soon ensued. Although supposed to go first, '''Meme_Alt_Account''' was allegedly drunk at the time and forgot to attend the debate, leading to '''Lin''' stepping in their place and giving answers on behalf of <b style="color:#009999">DG</b>. '''Xertun''', on the other hand, not only thought the debate was an entire day later, but was also convinced it was a '''Senatorial''' debate, not a '''Presidential''' one, a story made even more tragic by the fact that he had plans to prepare for this one in advance. '''Flaming Testicle (left)''' was late, however, '''Walter''' covered for him in his absence, and it is believed not a single person noticed. During all of this, '''Decoherence''' forgot to give out the talking pillow several times, leading to minutes of silence on air. All in all, the start of the debate was deemed a major success.
[[File:XertunCat3.jpg|left|thumb|272x272px|'''Xertun'''<nowiki/>'s cat stretching out. A fierce hunter ready to pounce.]]
Electoral questions rolled as candidates, when they were present, answered them with their plans on how to make the server a better place for all through achieving their vision for the server. How will community volunteer work be encouraged, '''Barley''' was inquired; how will Peters be drawn, '''Testicle''' was asked; why did several suspected alt accounts join to vote for you in the election, '''Dainis''' was questioned.
 
The jig was up. The conversation shifted from a sloppy electoral debate to a televised trial, live on air. Providing a list of several accounts that have sprung up from inactivity to suddenly proclaim their loyalty to the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>, a scheme of electoral meddling was suddenly revealed for the world to see. Six accounts, registered to vote, with credible ties to '''Ragecord''' and the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> campaign were unveiled. A string of accounts, joining the voter registry in quick succession. '''Dainis''' would state that he only recognized a single one.
[[File:XertunCat2.jpg|left|thumb|158x158px|'''Xertun'''<nowiki/>'s cat, holding an apple. A dragon guarding its treasure.]]
Claiming a psy-op was at work, a set-up to have him framed and disqualified, '''Dainis''' continued to deny these accusations to the bitter end. It was to no use. The '''mods''' possessed a mountain of compounding evidence. For the high crime of attempted electoral fraud and perjury, '''Walter''' disqualified '''Dainis''' from the presidential race live on stage. <ref> '''Walter''' (July 13, 2024) [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1217576340748767363/1261763893752234035 For the high crime of attempted election fraud and subsequent perjury, Dainis of the NSP has been disqualified from the race.] ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#🤓-debate-channel''' </ref>
 
The debate soon ended, and the polls were opened. '''The Senate''' tried to overturn '''Dainis''''s disqualification, repeating '''Dainis''''s claims of a criminal framing to be at work, to no use. Their motion was struck down and vetoed. Although '''Senator Charter''' (<b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>) claimed that the veto was an undemocratic use of power by the mod team, an attempted attack on the very essence of the server's democracy was just foiled, an act that was attempted to be overturned. The presidential ballot, with its first disqualification in '''SwagBalls''' history, remained without '''Dainis'''.
 
==== Election Fraud ====
 
*record scratch*
You are probably wondering how the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> got itself into this situation. To find out that, we have to go back. Way back.
 
On July 6, at the very start of the election campaign period, '''Walter''' received a private message. It was from '''Chauka''', and carried troubling news. The citizens of '''Ragecord''', responsible for the failed coup in May, were at it again, once more trying to subvert '''SwagBallian''' democracy. Realizing that a loud and bombastic route was no way to go, a more sinister scheme was being plotted - election fraud. In an election as small as this one, even a few votes are enough to sway the results, and according to the intelligence received, several alt accounts were to be used in order to manipulate the results in the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>'s favor. The login information of one of the accounts was provided, through which it was verified the threat was to be considered legitimate.
 
Several days pass. '''Dainis''' joins '''Ragecord''', only to disappear in seconds. Moments later, '''georgebushsextape''', an account that is rarely ever active in '''SwagCord''', opens '''Ragecord''' to tell people to vote for the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>. The plot is slowly starting to take shape. '''Walter''' shares the information that he got from '''Chauka''', stating that a non-insignificant amount of fraud is likely to take place. He shares two accounts, one '''Chauka''''s, the other one, '''georgebushsextape''', belonging to '''Dainis'''.
 
On July 12, an announcement is made. It clarifies that one will be unable to vote without being registered. A role is assigned to each and every voter who registers, allowing them to vote on the ballot. More interestingly, however, it gives the '''moderators''' a full list of who is allowed to vote. In the hours following the announcement, several new accounts register. Although some of them are '''SwagCord''' regulars, a majority of them are noticed to be inactive accounts with only a few messages on the server. None of them have any roles that could have been pinged, and would have no reason to check the server at this moment, however, they line up together like clockwork to register within hours of each other.
 
Among those suspicious accounts, another interesting one appears - and is immediately pitted. A confirmed '''Dainis''' alt, which left the server while it was in '''the Pit''', appears in formation with the other ones, however, due to instantly being pitted, it is unable to register to vote. Regardless, it serves as further confirmation that '''Dainis''' was the one behind the previous accounts joining the server. A list is formed. Profiles are collected. Accounts are verified, as far as that is possible. Eight names are written down. The rest are thrown out. All that remains is to wait for the perfect moment to put it all on the table.
 
* '''Leonid Ilyich Brezhnyev''' <ref group="note"> '''Chauka''''s account, which was shared with '''Walter'''. It was never registered to vote. </ref>
* '''georgebushsextape''' <ref group ="note"> '''Dainis''''s account, which he admitted owning. '''It was registered to vote.''' </ref>
* '''xXxPronounGaming_YTxXx''' <ref group ="note"> A suspicious account that returned after weeks of inactivity. The profile picture showed '''Tony Zaret''', whom '''Dainis''' is a fan of. '''It was registered to vote.'''</ref>
* '''Woke Abraham Lincoln''' <ref group ="note"> A suspicious account that returned after weeks of inactivity. Its username is similar in humor to the previous account. '''It was registered to vote.''' </ref>
* '''Elon Mosque''' <ref group ="note"> A suspicious account that returned after months of inactivity. While active, it spent its time giving money to '''Dainis''' in the '''#🤑-gambling''' channel. '''It was registered to vote.'''</ref>
* '''VAGINAL RAPER''' <ref group ="note"> An account created in reference to the user '''ANAL RAPER''', who has become a '''SwagCord''' urban legend due to his unconventional name. The account's knowledge of the server's inside jokes served as proof of it belonging to a server member. The account having '''Puffy''', the mascot of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenBSD OpenBSD] operating system, served as proof of it (plausibly) belonging to '''Dainis'''. '''It was registered to vote.''' </ref>
* '''Fred Durst''' <ref group ="note"> An account that cropped up in the server during '''The War...''' A reference to the '''Boom Pregnant''' meme, the account's knowledge of the server's inside jokes served as proof of it belonging to a server member. '''It was registered to vote.''' </ref>
* '''jaunavienotiba''' <ref group ="note"> An account confirmed to belong to '''Dainis''', referencing the centre-right latvian party [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Unity New Unity (Jaunā Vienotība)]. Although pitted immediately, it rejoined the server in the same time frame as the previous accounts. It was never registered to vote.</ref>
 
==== The Modding of LarKc ====
 
With results already looking uncertain hours before the polls closed, it was becoming increasingly clear the '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' would be leaving office after the night was over. His place in the '''mod chat''' would be replaced by someone else. However, with four months already spent in '''#admin-family-guy-roleplay''', his presence had grown on some members of the '''mod team''', and the wish to keep him was especially felt at the top. As his final act as '''President''', '''Walter''' opened a vote to allow for the permanent addition of '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' to the server's '''mod team'''. Minutes before the presidential vote ended, '''LarKc''' was given moderating perms after a 6-0 vote, indicating support from a majority of the other '''moderators'''. The results were about to be opened to the public.
 
==== Results ====
 
The '''#🎫-voting-booth''' closes. The results are revealed. '''Flaming Testicle (left)''' wins the race, with a staggering 30% of the vote. A surprising and stunning victory, the joke candidate is widely believed to have won because of the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> vote transferring to the <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b> camp after '''Dainis''''s disqualification. The <b style="color:#CC66FF">HWC</b> achieved a total of 9 votes between '''Barley''' and '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''', although a combined total that is slightly more than that of '''Testicle''', unable to form a majority on their own. '''Xertun''''s strong debate performance once again translated into a strong showing, achieving 6 votes. Coalition building was soon to ensue.
 
=== The Testicle-Barley Government ===
[[File:TesticleSBservericon.png|thumb|174x174px|The server icon painted in celebration of '''Testicle'''<nowiki/>'s and '''Barley'''<nowiki/>'s presidential victory.]]
Sworn in on the night of July 14, 2024, after a long and confusing debate over who would be Vice-President, where absolutely no one knew what was going on, it was decided that '''Barley''' would serve alongside '''Flaming Testicle (left)''', proclaimed the second SwagBallian president. Although the pair possessed slightly less than 50% of the server's support, as necessitated by '''the Constitution''',<ref group="note"> '''2.3. THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT:''' The office of the president is composed of two democratically elected members; the president and the vice president. '''The user with the highest percentage of the vote is president. The president and the vice president must represent a combined total of at least 50% of the vote.'''</ref> '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''', recently modded, ceded his support to '''Barley''', allowing for power to be transferred to the pair.
[[File:SFPPmanifesto.jpg|left|thumb|172x172px|The recovered manifesto of the <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b>.]]
Trouble immediately arose as it was soon realized that '''Flaming Testicle (left)''', although having won the election by huge margins, did not actually possess any political platform to speak of. The <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b> manifesto was seemingly non-existent, having vanished into thin air. Thrown into office by a faction of disaffected <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> voters after '''Dainis''''s disqualification, the people demanded change. But how could any proposal be implemented if no proposal was to be found?
 
Thankfully, the <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b> manifesto was soon recovered by '''Banarnar''', a crumpled up, crudely written-on piece of paper lying in the trash can, outlining all of the president's proposals in detail. The proposals of the '''President''' and '''Vice-President''', and their current status, have been outlined below.
 
In light of the results of the September Senate Elections, there have been calls for the '''President''' to resign, owing to his lack of ambition and vision in light of the greater perceived threat of the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>, pushed to its limits after '''#🏛-the-senate''' was made functionally useless after '''girard'''<nowiki/>'s victory.
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Legislative Achievements
! style=width:50em | Campaign Promises
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
| '''girard''' but everywhere
| style="text-align:center" | July 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
|-
| Total <s>stuckie</s> '''Chauka''' death
| style="text-align:center" | -
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Pending
|-
| Draw my peters
| style="text-align:center" | July 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Peter Drawn
|-
| bring back tourist trips to '''the pit''' for like <s>500k</s> <s>1 gazillion</s> 15 million
| style="text-align:center" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
|-
| Encouraging community involvement in organizing the '''Album Exchange'''.
| style="text-align:center" | -
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Pending
|-
| Opening of the '''#❗❗-actual-announcements''' channel that only '''mods''' have access to, in order to avoid clutter.
| style="text-align:center" | July 17th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
|-
| The opening of a '''#girardian-order''' channel to standardize '''girardian''' religion.
| style="text-align:center" | September 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | '''girard''' wins '''#🏛-the-senate'''. <br> His Word is Now Law.
|-
! Mod Votes
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
|}
 
==== Senate Election ====
 
{| class=" infobox" style="width:400px;"
|+The July 2024 SwagBalls Senate Election
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''July 20-21, 2024'''
|-
|style="text-align:left;"| ←[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki#The_March_Elections|May 2024]]<ref group="note"> Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not '''Walter''''s user page </ref>
|
|style="text-align:right;"| September 2024→
|-
|colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| 3 votes allowed per voter <br> 3 candidates with the most votes win
|-
 
|-
|'''Turnout'''
|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]77.8% of registered voters <ref group="note"> Representing 1.71% of the total population. </ref>
|-
| || [[File:XertunposterPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]] ||[[File:CharterMidtermElections.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
| '''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Xertunposter'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Charter'''
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Independent'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''New Shartyist Party'''
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''12'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''11'''
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| '''42.8%''' [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| '''39.2%''' [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:KoknesePFPelection2.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:ChaukaPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Dainis'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Chauka
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''None of the Above'''<br>'''New Shartyist Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Nova SP
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''11'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 10
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''39.2%''' [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 35.7% [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:BorisChicoPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:MrAsexPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Boris Chico
|style="text-align:center;"| Mr. Asex
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| The Communist Party <br> of Swagcord
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 10
|style="text-align:center;"| 8
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 35.7% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 28.6% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:SovietOnionPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:ScootPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| The Soviet Onion
|style="text-align:center;"| Scoot
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| New Sharty Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 4
|style="text-align:center;"| 3
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 14.3% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 10.7% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:SwagMessiah3PFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:empressofmadnessPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| SwagMessiah3
|style="text-align:center;"| empressofmadness
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 3.5% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 3.5% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
| colspan = 2 | [[File:Anonymous emblem.svg|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | @no-one
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | Anarchist Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | 10
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | 35.7% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| <br> '''Composition of the 2nd SwagBallian Congress'''
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| [[File:SwagBalls2ndCongress.png|400x254px]]
|-
| colspan = 3 |'''Political groups:''' <br>
* <b style="color:#b20040">New Sharty Coalition</b> (2) <br>
** <b style="color:#b20040">New Sharty Party</b> (1)
** <b style="color:#d22070">None of the Above</b> (1)
* '''Independent''' (1)
|}
 
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Votes of the 2nd Congress
! Legislative proposal
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
| Making a server theme centered around the '''Singing Roblox Chicken Nugget''' meme.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| Making '''Barley''' a server admin.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending
|-
| A motion formally distrusting former '''Vice-President LarKcuavian'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0
|-
| A motion in favor of '''Xertun''''s immediate and permanent execution.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed <br> <ref group="note"> '''Xertun''' was the one who brought the bill forward. Almost immediately after it, he took out a revolver and chambered a single bullet in it, proceeding to play a game of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian%20roulette Russian roulette] on '''#🏛-the-senate''' floor. He died on the fifth trigger pull. He rejoined the server immediately after. </ref>
|-
| A motion formally distrusting '''Xertun'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Saying hi to '''Xertun'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The addition of a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian%20roulette Russian roulette] game to the '''SwagBalls''' bot that bans you instead of kicking you.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed
|-
| The full legalization of corruption.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law <br> <ref group = "note">The mod team states this to be a vague and unclear law the only purpose of which seemingly is to allow buying votes in democratic elections.</ref>
|-
| Establishing the '''Revolutionary Heaven Mandate''' award, to be given out to server users in three tiers.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 22nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Amended <br> Signed into Law <ref group="note"> Renamed to '''Durst Medal of Honor'''. Designs changed from pro-'''Revolutionary''' symbolism into trollgoldens. </ref>
|-
| Making any invited Latvian politician the temporary acting president in the event of them joining the server.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 22nd, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending <br> <ref group="note"> Although e-mails were sent, it is unlikely that elected government politicians will respond to calls to join a shitposting discord server. </ref>
|-
| hallo
| style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| Having a '''Klaus Schwab''' server theme in August.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Vetoed <ref group="note"> In order to avoid a negative outside perception of the server, a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House%20(TV%20series) House M.D.] theme was chosen instead. </ref>
|-
| Preventing former '''Senators''' from typing in '''#🏛-the-senate'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-2
|-
| Allowing former '''Senators''' to send messages in '''#❗-announcements'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Creating a new '''ping role''' for '''#-❓-question-of-the-day''' to reduce unnecessary pings.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 1st, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| colspan = 3 style="background:#eeeeee; text-align:center" | On August 3, Senator '''Dainis''' shoots himself with a revolver on '''#🏛-the-senate''' floor. <br> '''@no-one''' is appointed to replace him.
|-
| Introducing a temporary, one-week ban from the '''meme channel''' for those who receive 20 '''coals''' or more on a single post.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 5th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|-
| Creating a dedicated '''Connect 4''' channel above '''#🚜-main-chat'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 8th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|-
| colspan = 3 style="background:#eeeeee; text-align:center" | Senator '''Dainis''' returns from the dead, and resumes duty.
|-
| Hanging all [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White%20people crackers].
| style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| Giving former Vice-President '''LarKcuavian''' a poop-colored <ref group="note">The '''SwagBallian''' population remained evenly split over the definition of the color, with equal portions of the populations claiming both "poo brown" and "royal purple".</ref> role, overriding the color of his former Vice-Presidential one.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1 <ref group ="note"> Though for a brief moment it was believed that the bill had passed 2-1, it was later discovered that '''Dainis''' didn't vote, making the law null and void. </ref>
|-
| Building an electrified railway from '''#🚜-main-chat''' to '''#😲-soyjaks-anonymous'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> <b style="color:#cc0000;> $123M Over Budget </b>
|-
| Creating a formal court system, with trials held in [https://objection.lol/ objection.lol].
| style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Pending
|-
| Giving former Vice-President '''LarKcuavian''' a poop-colored role, overriding the color of his former Vice-Presidential one.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 10th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0 <ref group ="note"> In an incredible twist, it was '''Charter''' who didn't vote this time, once again making the bill fail to pass. </ref>
|-
| Killing 7 billion people.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 11th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Project Underway
|-
| The creation of a '''#coal-mine''' channel.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 11th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law <br> Overturned by Court
|-
| Liquidating '''Barley Trains Inc.'''
| style="text-align:center;" | August 17th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0 <ref group="note">Even if passed, Barley Trains Inc., being a private company, could not be legally liquidated by the state.</ref>
|-
| Withdrawing distrust from '''Xertun'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 18th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Making ''"God, Bless SwagBalls"'' the official server anthem.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 2nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
! Proposed Constitutional Amendments
! Actions
! Current Status
|-
| rowspan=3 | Amending the Constitution to allow for '''#🏛-the-senate''' to classify server members as foreign agents.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 22nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed the Senate <br> 2-0
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | July 29th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | 22.2% in favor <br> Failed
|-
| colspan=2 style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Amendment Failed
|-
| rowspan=3 | Amending the Constitution to make '''Senators''' immune from being thrown into '''the Pit''' for second- and third-degree offenses without the approval of '''#🏛-the-senate'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed the Senate <br> 2-1
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | July 29th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | 16.7% in favor <br> Failed
|-
| colspan=2 style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Amendment Failed
|-
| rowspan=3 | Amending the Constitution with the following text:
The '''moderation team''' is not allowed to kick or permanently '''pit''' a person without hosting a trial, and the defendant is to be placed in '''#the-pit''' temporarily until a verdict is reached.
All citizens of SwagCord possess certain unalienable rights, barring:
*accounts younger than 2 weeks
*known alt accounts
*scam bots or otherwise malicious accounts not covered by first degree offenses
*participants of any raid on the server 
First-degree offenders will not be given a trial due to the nature of first-degree rule breaking not needing one.
The trial is to be attended by the defendant, one or more representatives of the moderation team, and an impartial jury to ensure a fair verdict, as well as witness(es) of the offense committed if necessary.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 18th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed the Senate <br> 2-0
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | September 2nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | 77.2% in favor <br> Passed
|-
| colspan=2 style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Amendment Ratified
|-
|}
 
==== Midterm Elections ====
 
{| class=" infobox" style="width:400px;"
|+The September 2024 SwagBalls Senate Election
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''September 14, 2024'''
|-
|style="text-align:left;"| ←[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki#Senate_Election|July 2024]]<ref group="note"> Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not '''Walter''''s user page </ref>
|
|style="text-align:right;"| November 2024→
|-
|colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| 3 votes allowed per voter <br> 3 candidates with the most votes win
|-
 
|-
|'''Turnout'''
|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]96.6% of registered voters <ref group="note"> Representing 1.65% of the total population. </ref>
|-
| || [[File:XertunposterPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]] ||[[File:girardPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
| '''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Xertunposter'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''girard'''
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Independent'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Anarchist Party'''
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''13'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''13'''
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| '''46.4%''' [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| '''46.4%''' [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:KoknesePFPelection3.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:ChaukaPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Dainis
|style="text-align:center;"| Chauka
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| None of the Above <br> New Shartyist Party
|style="text-align:center;"| Nova SP
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 11
|style="text-align:center;"| 11
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 39.3% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 39.3% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:BorisChicoPFPelectionNovaSP.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:JimmyPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Boris Chico
|style="text-align:center;"| Jimmy
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| NovaSP
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 9
|style="text-align:center;"| 8
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 32.1% [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 28.6% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:SovietOnionPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:JohnPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| The Soviet Onion
|style="text-align:center;"| John
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| New Sharty Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 6
|style="text-align:center;"| 5
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 21.4% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 17.9% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
| colspan = 2 | [[File:LarKcPFPelection2.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian'''
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | YaKcubian Ape Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | 4
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | 14.3% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| <br> '''Composition of the 3rd SwagBallian Congress'''
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| [[File:SwagBalls3rdCongress.png|400x254px]]
|-
| colspan = 3 |'''Political groups:''' <br>
* <b style="color:#6c41bb">A</b><b style="color:#000000">n</b><b style="color:#6c41bb">a</b><b style="color:#000000">r</b><b style="color:#6c41bb">c</b><b style="color:#000000">h</b><b style="color:#6c41bb">y</b> (2) <br>
** <b style="color:#6c41bb">girard</b> (1)
** <b style="color:#000000">@no-one</b> (1)
* '''Independent''' (1)
|}
 
The September 2024 Senate Election season was from the beginning mired in controversy. Senator '''Charter''' (<b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>) was '''pitted''' by the mod team at the very start of the new election cycle. This coincided with the newly ratified First Amendment to '''#📜-the-constitution''', which guaranteed due process to all citizens of '''SwagCord''', making '''Charter''' the first to be tried under the new system, for the first time, by the jury of one's peers. Although it is believed that the prospects of the new, more transparent process helped quell any potential outbursts, due to scheduling, his trial was set only after the election had concluded. '''Charter''', however, declined to run.
[[File:NovaSP poster.png|left|thumb|248x248px|An example of an anti-<b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> poster produced by <b style="color:#fb04cc">NovaSP</b>. This specific poster was created by '''Chauka'''.]]
The rising '''Chauka'''-led <b style="color:#fb04cc">NovaSP</b> party had been among the ruling <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b><nowiki/>'s strongest opposition. Although exercising no power in '''#🏛-the-senate''', '''Chauka''', being a former senator, retained access there. However, most of the campaigning came in the form of the many propaganda posters produced mostly by '''Boris Chico''', who had been recruited from the ranks of the allied <b style="color:#0f9ed5">CPoS</b>). The party's campaigning began as early as August, weeks before the elections were called, against the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b><nowiki/>'s corruption and perceived authoritarianism.
 
The <b style="color:#6c41bb">Anarchist</b> <b style="color:#000000">Party</b>, taking note of its rising popularity, ran '''girard''' as their candidate. The electorate proved highly receptive as the proposition was announced. Although still formally the party leader, '''@no-one''', feeling sick in the past weeks, decided to allow '''girard''' to take center stage, and run as the party's main candidate.
 
The debate produced a strong showing from many candidates, especially independents, however, the election remained a likely match between the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> and <b style="color:#fb04cc">NovaSP</b>. '''Dainis''' was interrupted several times by '''Ballistyx''', who ran onto the stage to call him a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism fascist] before leaving. The debate's live flash-polling showed great support for the interrupter, who received a high number of gem-reacts after each post. The '''#🎫-voting-booth''' opened soon after. Due to an uncharacteristically large surge of voters, almost all ballots were filled within four hours, and elections were called early. The mod team had been tracking the results for the past few hours, and yet the results remained equally as shocking. '''Xertun''', tied in first place with '''girard''' of the <b style="color:#6c41bb">Anarchist</b> <b style="color:#000000">Party</b>. Due to the rules surrounding <b style="color:#6c41bb">Anarchist</b><b style="color:#000000"></b> candidates, first proposed during the '''Walter-LarKcuavian administration''', an <b style="color:#6c41bb">Anarchist</b><b style="color:#000000"></b> victory fills '''#🏛-the-senate''' with empty seats.
 
The results firmly showed a new composition of '''#🏛-the-senate''', where '''Xertun''' and '''girard''' would be the only members. The members of the <b style="color:#fb04cc">NovaSP</b> opposition took to the streets to protest the results of the election. A movement in support of the '''President''' resigning has even gained support of the '''President''' himself.<ref group="note">After '''Chauka''' promised to draw him two Peters.</ref> As the mods were tracking the count, several instances of huge swings in support of certain candidates were noticed. Although '''girard''' held a lead during the early hours of the election, a massive chunk of his support was soon lost, before suddenly coming back in the final minutes before closing. The <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> candidate, '''Dainis''', would go on to taunt the '''mod team''', claiming that certain members of it are easily corrupted, however, the claims have been deemed dubious. An <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>-led campaign to install '''girard''' into power is nonetheless being investigated.
 
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Votes of the 3rd Congress
! Legislative proposal
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
| Giving '''Xertun''' a big, nice, queen-sized mattress.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Killing one random '''greenie''', as chosen by /roulette.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
|}
 
==Rules==
 
=== Old Rules ===
The rules of '''SwagBalls''' were originally posted by '''Meme Alt''' on February 22nd, 2022, with additional rules being added at later dates. The no bigotry rules were strengthened as a variety of slurs were banned in all contexts, removed automatically by the '''AutoModerator'''. On May 15th, 2023, '''Walter''' clarified the list of words banned under the rules, as well as their respective punishments.
 
The old rules of '''SwagBalls''' were as follows:[[File:SwagBalls banner June 2023.webp|thumb|The server's banner since June 2023.]]
#No racism.
#No homophobia or LGBTQ+ related phobia.
#No spam.
#No suspicious links, files, malware.
#No gore/NSFL/Violent videos (videos/pictures/gifs of real death, injuries, violence etc. This includes humans and animals)
#No sexism.
#No disrespecting others.
#Please try to post the right content in the appropriate channels. I will not be too harsh on enforcing this but keep that in mind.
#If you want truly serious discussion without jokes or memes go to ''#serious-discussion''
# DO NOT be inappropriate with people under the age of 18.
#There will absolutely be no discussion or talk of Femboys. Nor will there be any sharing of content including femboys. This includes but is not limited to videos, memes, pictures, copypastas etc...
##Amendment to 11: Boykisser falls under this and is banned.
#If you somehow have permission to. Do not ping @ everyone OR @ any role without permission from the server owner.
#Do not post any sexual content such as porn.
#No horny talk, no horny memes, no horny jokes on this server.  It is cringe and inappropriate. I do not care if you think its a joke, do not do it.
##Amendment to rule 14: don't talk about gooning or edging.
#Absolutely no doxxing for any reason. Not even yourself.
#There will be absolutely no venting on this server anywhere. ''⁠#serious-discussion'' will only be for discussions.
#The main language of this server is English. So please, only speak in english.
#Do not share pirated material.
#Absolutely no political discussions at all. You will be warned first. If you continue then you will be muted.
#If someone genuinely tells you that your jokes make them uncomfortable, no matter how ironic, you should stop making them immediately.
#You are not allowed to advertise discord servers
 
It should be noted that '''Rule 16''' was not enforced at all, and ''discussion'' of piracy did not violate '''Rule 18'''.
 
=== New Criminal Code ===
On March 2, 2024, as part of the '''1984 Chud Crackdown''', the old rules were rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, and were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the '''moderators''' (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March 4, 2024, with offenses separated into three degrees of severity, the new rules, crafted by '''Decoherence,''' read as follows:
 
==== --- FIRST DEGREE OFFENSES --- ====
A first degree offense will be met with an instant ban.
 
'''1.1.''' '''BIGOTRY.''' Posting bigoted content is a first degree offense.
 
'''1.2.''' '''MALWARE.''' Posting malware is a first degree offense.
 
'''1.3.''' '''GORE.''' Posting IRL gore or shock content without a warning is a first degree offense.
 
'''1.4.''' '''PORN.''' Posting porn is a first degree offense.
 
'''1.5.''' '''DOXXING.''' Doxxing ANYONE, even yourself, is a first degree offense.
 
==== -- SECOND DEGREE OFFENSES -- ====
A second degree offense will be met with a trip to '''the pit'''. In particularly egregious cases, the mod team may ban the offending user after discussing the case while the user remained pitted.
 
'''2.1. SPAM.''' Spamming in channels is a second degree offense. Spamming advertisements in channels is a first degree offense.
 
'''2.2. VIOLENCE.''' Posting videos that contain IRL violence without a spoiler tag or warning is a second degree offense.
 
'''2.3. HARRASSMENT.''' Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team.
 
'''2.4. HORNY CONVERSATIONS.''' Thirstposting, thirst comments, or any sexually charged conversation is a second degree offense. This includes posting shock content/porn memes like incredible gassy or gooning. A sexually charged conversation with a minor is a first degree offense.
 
==== - THIRD DEGREE OFFENSES - ====
A third degree offense will be met with a /warn. A user who accumulates three warnings will be sent to '''the pit''' and the mod team may discuss banning such a user.
 
'''3.1. NON-ENGLISH CONVERSATIONS.''' Speaking in a language other than English is difficult for the mod team to moderate, and may be met with a mute if kept up for more than a few messages. Talking about other languages is fine. The issue is if you have conversations that other people can't understand.
 
'''3.2. PIRACY.''' Sharing pirated material is a third degree offense, and the material in question will be deleted.
 
'''3.3. POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS.''' Discussing politics is a third degree offense. For the purposes of this rule, "political" discussions are those in which participants voice opinions about how society ought to progress, or what ought to be done about a socio-economic issue.
 
'''3.4. ADVERTISING.''' Advertising discord servers or commercial products is a third degree offense. Advertising scams/NFTs/cryptocurrency is a first degree offense.
 
'''3.5. FEMBOYS.''' Discussion of femboys is a third degree offense. This includes posting boykisser.
 
'''3.6. BE SERIOUS.''' Shitposting oe otherwise joking in ⁠serious-discussions-1 is a third degree offense. Repeat offenders will be thrown into the pit.
 
'''3.7. NO HOMESTUCK.''' The original sin will not be mentioned by name. Any offending post will be deleted off the face of the earth. This does not apply only in the '''#⁠🏠-mental-asylum.'''
 
===== Former Rules =====
 
The following rules have been completely removed since being first instituted:
 
*'''2.5. ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM.''' Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense.
**Removed for being overbroad, in theory limiting jokes as much as unironic statements, in practice being rarely enforced, while any serious cases would have already fallen under '''Rule 2.3'''.
*'''3.1. DISRESPECT.''' Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken.
**Removed for being overbroad, in theory limiting jokes as much as unironic statements, in practice being rarely enforced, while any serious cases would have already fallen under '''Rule 2.3'''.
 
== The Constitution ==
In effect since July 4, 2024, the '''Constitution of 69SwagBalls420 Cord''' serves to define the roles of server government and to allow for the orderly and peaceful transfer of democratic power from one member to another under the benevolent guidance of the '''mod team'''. The text, drafted and written by '''Decoherence''', can be viewed here.
 
=== Definitions ===
*'''1.1. DRASTIC PROPOSITION:''' A drastic proposition is an proposition created by a branch of government that would make changes to core categories, core chats, the constitution itself, or the criminal code.
*'''1.2. CORE CATEGORIES:''' The core categories are '''INFO''', '''QOTD''', '''EVENTS''', '''TEMPLE OF GIRARD''', '''VOICE''', and '''ARCHIVE'''.
*'''1.3. CORE CHATS:''' The core chats are '''#⁠🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜''', '''#⁠🤖-bot-commands''', '''#⁠😂-memes-😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂''', and '''#⁠😲-soyjaks-anonymous'''.
*'''1.4. DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED:''' A democratically elected role is a role bestowed upon users based on the outcome of an election.
*'''1.5. PLATFORM:''' A platform is a set of propositions (which can include drastic actions) that presidential candidates create before or during their campaign. These propositions will be considered by the vanguard committee if a candidate is democratically elected.
*'''1.6. BILL:''' A bill is a proposition put forward by congress.
*'''1.7. VETO:''' A veto is the ability to strike down any proposition put forwards. The president or an admin can veto any bill put forward by congress.
=== Organization of Government ===
*'''2.1. COMPOSITION:''' Government is composed of the vanguard committee, the office of the president, and the senate.
*'''2.2. THE VANGUARD COMMITTEE:''' Any user who has the admin, moderator, or swag god role is a member of the vanguard committee. The vanguard committee will regulate itself, and can choose to add or remove members to itself through an internal vote.
*'''2.3. THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT:''' The office of the president is composed of two democratically elected members; the president and the vice president. The user with the highest percentage of the vote is president. The president and the vice president must represent a combined total of at least 50% of the vote.
*'''2.4. THE SENATE:''' Senators are democratically elected. There is one senator for every 500 members of the server. These seats shall be filled by the candidates with the highest percentage of the vote in the senatorial election.
=== Powers of the Vanguard Committee ===
*'''3.1. POWER:''' The vanguard committee has ultimate power over the server. With a successful internal vote, the committee may make any change to the server.
*'''3.2. JUSTICE:''' Committee members are responsible for enforcing the criminal code. If a committee member abuses their powers, they may be removed from the committee following a vote by committee members.
*'''3.3. OVERSIGHT:''' Any propositions made by the other two branches of government must be put into action by the committee. If these propositions are drastic, the committee is free to strike them down through an internal vote.
=== Powers of the Office of the President ===
*'''4.1. ACCESS:''' The president and the vice president have the ability to read and post messages in ⁠'''#admin-family-guy-roleplay''', ⁠'''🏛-the-senate''', and ⁠'''#the-pit'''.
*'''4.2. EXECUTIVE ORDERS:''' At any time, the president can put forward an executive order: a single non-drastic proposition that will immediately be implemented by the vanguard committee, or, if possible, the president.
*'''4.3. PLATFORM:''' When a president and vice president are elected, each article of their platforms must be considered by the vanguard committee and either passed or struck down.
*'''4.4. TRANSFER OF POWER:''' If the president is pitted, banned, inactive for 7 days, or otherwise unable to perform their duties, the vice president will be granted their role and office until the president returns to action or is voted out of office.
=== Powers of the Senate ===
*'''5.1. BILLS:''' Senators can put forward bills to make changes to the server. A bill must first be passed through the senate by an internal majority vote. In the case of a tie the vice president may vote to break the tie. If a bill meets the criteria of a drastic proposition, it must pass through an internal vote of the vanguard committee to be implemented.
*'''5.2. LOBBYING:''' Users are encouraged to ask their senators to put forward bills on their behalf, and senators are encouraged to do so.
=== Election Procedures===
*'''6.1. SCHEDULE:''' Elections will be held in the second weeks of March, July, and November. Campaigning will begin on the first day of the week, and voting will take place on the last day of the week.
*'''6.2. PARTIES:''' A party is a group of like-minded users who share ideas. During election week, each party shall be granted their own role and channel in the politics category. At the end of the week, the channels shall be archived. Parties are free to merge with other parties.
*'''6.3. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS:''' Any user can run for president. Each presidential candidate must have a platform if they wish to be added to the ballot. A user cannot run for president and senate in the same election.
*'''6.4. SENATORIAL ELECTIONS:''' Any user can run for senate. A user cannot run for president and senate in the same election.
*'''6.5. VOTING:''' Voting will be conducted through a private poll, with voting permissions restricted to registered voters. Each user is allowed 1 vote in the presidential election, and votes equal to the number of seats in the senatorial election.
===The First Amendment ===
The '''moderation team''' shall not be allowed to kick or permanently '''pit''' a person without hosting a trial, and the defendant is to be placed in '''the pit''' temporarily until a verdict is reached. This text acknowledges that all citizens of '''SwagCord''' possess certain unalienable rights, barring:
*  accounts younger than 2 weeks
*  known alt accounts
*  scam bots or otherwise malicious accounts not covered by first-degree offenses
*  participants of any raid on the server
Due to the nature of first-degree rule-breaking, first-degree offenders will not be guaranteed a trial. The trial is to be attended by the defendant, one or more representatives of the '''moderation team''', and an impartial jury to ensure a fair verdict, as well as witness(es) of the offense committed if necessary.
 
== Ongoing Campaigns ==
<code>THIS SECTION OF THE ARTICLE IS A WORK IN PROGRESS.</code>
 
=== SwagCraft ===
==== SwagCraft Legacy ====
'''SwagCraft Legacy''' was an entry in the SwagCraft server trilogy. Hosted by Ozzy, it became a spine-tingling adventure for all SwagBallers daring to take the call for adventure. Server also had a collab with wunkcord {{citation needed}}, before closing down due to financial issues.
==== SwagCraft II ====
'''SwagCraft II ''' was an entry in the SwagCraft trilogy. It was by far the most eventful across both iterations. Frequent members of the server call it similair to a ghost town, that keeps being haunted by ghosts that do things in the server. SwagCraft II saw the creation of the biggest organization yet, C.O.C.K, known for its brutalistic design choices and great economy. The organization has also achieved and refined flight technologies, making a one way plane, an expensive-to-use second plane, powered by flint and steel, and a third iteration, that was meant to be quick and cheap 4 way means of transportation, but unfortunately due to flaws in mechanisms, the plane broke apart and flew very far away. The server also saw the creation of the Swagology religion, having a full fledged bible and a church. The server was shut down due to financial and inactivity issues.
==== The SwagCraft ====
'''The SwagCraft ''' is an entry in the '''SwagCraft''' trilogy, being the current one. In contrast to the other two servers, it is run in a different version of the game, and on a completely new map, as well now the dictator of the server being '''Koknese'''. The server funds were crowdfunded, guaranteeing long livelihood.
 
'''The''' '''SwagCraft''' slowly lost activity, and '''Koknese''' decided to give the server a quirk, having two teams compete against each other. This was quite unsuccessful, however, with activity remaining relatively low. On March 3rd 2024, the server was raided by a raiding group, which lavacasted all the buildings on the server. It is currently not known how they found the server's IP. While many blame the '''Cockroach''' for ordering the strike, these theories have mostly been considered baseless by reputable sources. An automated griefing process called '''SkyNet''', which allows for computer generation of IP addresses, is currently believed to be the most probable cause, as it would require no intentional leak from a server member.<ref>(March 4, 2024) [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1118841457504161845/1214251469537148948 Did the Cockroach raid the SwagBalls Minecraft server?] ''Snopes''.</ref>
 
==== SwagCraft IV: A New Hope ====
 
=== OPERATION 9SWAG <ref group="editor's note">thinking of giving all the ongoing campaigns a military operation name - '''Walt'''</ref> ===
 
<div style="text-align: center;">
You've heard of the '''9GAG''' app. <br>
 
We all have, the '''legend''', the '''curses'''. <br>
Foolishness about it lying on '''the second page of Google''', buried beneath '''Reddit posts'''. <br>
A dark, decrepit monument leading '''dank memers''' to their doom.<br>
 
The '''Internet''''s most famous memes and image macros were invited to its [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9gag#History '''Grand Opening''']. <br>
An invitation was a sign of... exclusiveness. <br>
The '''Opening''' was supposed to symbolize a road to a brighter future, not just for the world...<br>
... but for all who scrolled through its posts.<br>
A chance for anyone to '''meme again'''. <br>
 
Except - '''9GAG''' never flourished. <br>
Its culture got frozen in time, like a big flashbulb going off.<br>
The '''Grand Opening''' - one big ending of hilarity.<br>
 
It's still out there, on '''Google Play''', preserved, just waiting for someone to crack it open. <br>
But getting to it. That's not the hard part.<br>
'''It's letting go.'''<br> </div>
 
The existence of '''9GAG''' has long been known to many. Created in 2008 by '''Hong Kong''' entrepreneur '''Ray Chan''', it has for years been mocked for its style of humor, with the site's userbase seemingly permanently stuck in the year 2012, its culture never evolving past it as was custom among the other corners of the internet. Furthering their notoriety was the world-famous [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/9gags-meme-monument '''9GAG Meme Rock'''], which to this day strikes cringe in the hearts of even the most unflinching souls. Yet how many had dared open the website for themselves?
 
The answer, surprisingly, is very few. Though it had remained in plain view for many years, its existence was thoroughly ignored for the large part by the general public. It was not until the '''mod team''' of [[69MoeLester420#The_9GAG_conquest|69MoeLester420]] jokingly created accounts for the website in January 2023 that its secrets would finally be unveiled. What they discovered was a website so horrid, so appalling, yet so endlessly fascinating it had remained their obsession for many months afterwards. It was all it was described as and more, an endless stream of racist content presented in formats that had gone out of fashion a decade prior, lacking any and all self-awareness, combined with a userbase in their 30s so mentally dense it is surprising they haven't collapsed into a black hole.
 
Any post, no matter how obviously satirical, passes as genuine in the eyes of a '''9GAGGER''', to the point where one has to question their own sanity, weighing whether their mannerisms are all part of a conspiratorial ploy, for there was no possible way a functioning human being could get that irrationally mad over such obvious bait. A '''Tony Zaret''' skit come to life, it is of no surprise that the '''mod team''' started pushing the limits of what they'll fall for, always managing to attain a successful result.
 
Come the '''SwagBalls-69MoeLester420 Merge''', the knowledge of what was found on '''9GAG''' was suddenly shared with an audience of hundreds. Though it has largely fallen out of fashion, trolling on '''9GAG''' had become a staple hobby of '''69SwagBalls420''' when it was first introduced. With dozens, if not hundreds of posts shared, a large dataset has been created showing many successes and failures that may enable the development of more sophisticated trolling methods in the future.
 
The table below contains information on "successful" '''9GAG''' posts: those that reached at least 100 downvotes or 25 comments. This resource should be used to determine more effective trolling strategies.
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed "bs-exportable exportable"
|+Swagcord 9GAG Posts With At Least 100 Downvotes
!Account
!Title
!Category
!Upvotes
!Downvotes
!Comments
!Tags
!Time Posted
!Date Posted
!URL
|-
|dankchungus
|"Sex scfa sxe scex sex sxe sce sexs esex sxex sexex sex sxe sexe ex sex follow bruh funny for more epic bruh memes ?"
|???
|4
|170
|9
|dank, epic, swag
|18:40 UTC
|January 17 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aWGj0j6
|-
|dankchungus
|"Boy if this was real I would not want to swim in the ocean 😂"
|???
|2
|176
|7
|69swagballs420, politics, anime
|11:15 UTC
|April 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aXnV19z
|-
|dankchungus
|"NOT for insta"normies", onyl the dsnkest 9gaggetd wil get this😂😂😂"
|???
|4
|228
|13
|marvel, 69swagballs420, savage
|11:45 UTC
|April 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQZwbB
|-
|dankchungus
|"Mr. Sex and me are getting e-married on 9GAG today! 🥰 This is the happiest day of my life! 😍 Send us your best wishes in the comments below! ☺️"
|???
|10
|63
|28
|gaming, politics, 69swagballs420
|19:15 UTC
|April 27 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aKEWqe3
|-
|dankchungus
|"LO L😂 haha this comic strop is so hilarious it gve me qite the chukcle haha i jus watned to share it with yuo guyd as i m sur yu will apprecirte i5 i m sory for an y spell ibg mistake s im high on meth rn"
|???
|15
|359
|15
|69swagballs420, funny, dark humor
|13:40 UTC
|May 4 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aZDQRyz
|-
|dankchungus
|"Guybs is thi reall??? cold afam samson be an epicc 9gager lik us?? i thin this 8mage is rel butt wat do u thinkk??🤔🤔🤔"
|???
|13
|196
|26
|funny, dark humor, art
|15:30 UTC
|May 13 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aBdEg7N
|-
|dankchungus
|"Haha this "meme" my husband sent me today really cracks me up! so many things wrong with socuety today... and to any "lob"erals who get offended by this ... you can flip the H*LL off!! 😂😂😂"
|Humor
|16
|79
|26
|woke, politics, funny
|16:50 UTC
|July 22 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/armzogK
|-
|dankchungus
|"Goodbye guys"
|Latest News
|82
|93
|57
|funny, meme, dank
|13:45 UTC
|July 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aNw3p43
|-
|dankchungus
|"Whoever did this won the internet😂😂😂"
|Memes
|415
|'''386''''''Bold text'''
|31
|politics, dark humor, joe biden
|21:50 UTC
|July 26 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/axo4RmK
|-
|dankchungus
|"Hah i dontt know if yuo youngsrters will be abld to relat to this but it gave me a chuckle hope you fine folkss appreacheated 😁 time used to be so mucch difefent back ij the day hah noww yuo cant even asualyt yuour wif witout a libural snowflakr getting offened can we go backt"
|Humor
|3
|96
|24
|funny, humor, relatable
|12:30 UTC
|August 17 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a4orpZA
|-
|dankchungus
|"Whoopsie 😅 mad a bitof a mess in the kittche ntoday who knew gruond beef was so proen to spontaneous explosions haha only in ohio dose anyon knoww hwo to cleann thi up???"
|WTF
|12
|314
|60
|accident, wtf, omg, ukraine, funny
|19:40 UTC
|September 15 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aDYqR0x
|-
|dankchungus
|"So my dog (golden retriever) just did this 😅 i have guests coming over in an hour so erm... this is totally awkward ! such playful animals haha"
|Wholesome
|18
|190
|24
|dog, golden retriever, wholesome meme, awesome, epic fail
|09:45 UTC
|September 16 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aBdbREx
|-
|dankchungus
|"The george soros funded deep (do NOT read this word backwards) state does not want you to know this, SHARE and REPOST BEFORE IT GETS REMOVED‼️ DISGUSTED TO SEE WHAT JO BIDET IS DOING TO THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY!! 🤢 stay safe my fellow amerircan PATRIQTS!! 🇱🇷 god bless 🙏"
|WTF
|14
|85
|35
|conspiracy, politics, usa, george soros, donald trump
|18:30 UTC
|September 19 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aWGe1ZA
|-
|dankchungus
|"A fate worse than hell awaita all those that wish to abandon godd..m good people of 9gagg... do not let this jappen to yuo or your chidlren..."
|Latest News
|20
|83
|42
|islam, god, truth, atheist, donald trump
|16:55 UTC
|October 12 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/anz3EmL
|-
|dankchungus
|"Praise be to allah 🙏🙏🙏 our onr true savior!! found on my estranged son's computter..(he died from a heroin overdoes last year)... the videegam "forknite" has completly corupted his soul... do not bel LIKR HIM!!! turn off yuor computr bfero this cosumes yuo as well..."
|WTF
|6
|142
|17
|gaming, islam, religion, sad, wtf
|06:25 UTC
|October 17 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQEBXv
|-
|dankchungus
|"The fall of man is nearr😍 cant belive its only veen a few thousan years sinc ethe start of human civillizatio haha weve all grown so mucm...what are yuor planns for the day of reckoning?"
|Wholesome
|17
|82
|38
|wholesome meme, funny, awesome, satisfying, oddly satisfying
|10:00 UTC
|October 19 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/anzZeeV
|-
|69mr_sex420
|"On ly trie memrrs eoll get it ! 😸🤭🤣😆😅😂😂😆😹😹🤣😸😸🤣😹😆😆😂😂😂😆😹🤣😸🤭🤭😸🤣😹😆😅😂😂😅😆😹🤭🤭😸😸🤣🤣😹😹😆😆😆😅😅😅😂😂😅😅😆😆😹🤣🤣😸😸🤭🤭😸🤣😹😆😆😂😂😅😆😹🤣😸🤭🤭🤭😸🤣😆😅😂😂😅😸😸😸🤭🤭😸🤣"
|???
|8
|106
|3
|dank, meme, dark humor
|15:20 UTC
|May 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aoKLmd2
|-
|indianfurryyiff
|"I LOVE PEARS O WANT TO EAT THEM, NOM JOL NOM YUMMY 🥵🥵😋😋😋😋😛😛😛😛🤩🤩🤩🤩"
|???
|13
|117
|34
|dank, politics, health
|20:30 UTC
|April 3 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aNwvpYw
|-
|dankchungus
|"Haha my second cousin(once removed) sent me thus on "facebooks"?, i just knew i'd have yo sharve it with my friends on 9gag! whoe else can relate?😂😂"
|WTF
|19
|135
|31
|meme of the year, dank, funny, chainsaw man, woodcutting memes
|09:35 UTC
|December 18 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aQEW2bd
|-
|realtrigs
|"'Sick, twisted, vile and deranged' these companies are all run by transgender jihadists who perform woke mind virus experiments on innocent puppies. We took down Sweet Baby Inc. We can take down these freaks! 9GAG Assemble!"
|WTF
|15
|67
|37
|politics, gaming, sad, latest news, woke
|17:10 UTC
|March 19 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/adByqRD
|-
|realtrigs
|"PLEASE aid in fight aganst woke normbrains by adding epicsauce 9GAG watermajk to your danke memes!"
|WTF
|13
|80
|26
|meme, scary, woke, politics, latest news
|14:45 UTC
|March 17 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/ajPQ65g
|-
|realtrigs
|"Financial wisdom for those of yuo who must become good spenders and wise in the economy. . . never stop tha grind!! 💯"
|Sports
|16
|112
|22
|gaming, random, awesome, latest news, econony
|18:00 UTC
|February 14 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/amAj8j6
|-
|realtrigs
|"How Europoids measure things. An utterly deranged people and culture!"
|WTF
|148
|165
|59
|2024, wtf, insane, usa, 9gag den deutschen
|19:35 UTC
|January 31 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/aoKb5ZX
|-
|realtrigs
|"I made this epic and danke meme to celebrate the passing of yet another very good year! Praise be! God bless yuo 9GAG!!"
|Memes
|54
|255
|94
|new year, funny, meme, savage, dark humor
|14:05 UTC
|December 31 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQnQeB
|-
|realtrigs
|"Hello all of 9GAG, please look upon this meme I have made. It certainly is a true and accurate portrait that I have created to show the dumb and quite foolish millennials and other rot-brained youths how to live properly! Please! If you are young and foolish, do not waste money!"
|Humor
|170
|320
|101
|japan, meme, savage, latest news, women
|15:10 UTC
|January 4 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/adPGR02
|-
|realtrigs
|"Improtant Reminder to those of yuo fool enough to watch thw woke and mainstream media!"
|Latest News
|196
|139
|30
|dark humor, meme, politics, wtf, basketball
|15:50 UTC
|January 9 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/a3Z6VWv
|-
|realtrigs
|"Inportant imformation that I am have found for all of yuo young and foolworthy 9GAG users on the website of X by Elon Musk! Very concernin! Millions must view!"
|Latest News
|12
|54
|34
|wtf, latest news, politics, woke, new world order
|15:55 UTC
|January 12 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/az2nV6B
|-
|realtrigs
|"It is only the facts that I am bringing before you that I brig before you~ Sad may it be, but europoids could never live life peacefully among the Americans!"
|Memes
|56
|59
|50
|latest news, politics, usa, dark humor, savage
|15:20 UTC
|January 20 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/a8qZwP1
|-
|realtrigs
|"Me with me soyn: 🤣"
|Relationships and Dating
|88
|103
|17
|unexpected, dark humor, face, meme, yy lmao
|18:10 UTC
|January 26 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/avQNbEZ
|-
|realtrigs
|"Hi memers. I have made and created this hearfelt meme after a very long and quite bad and sad conservation with a close family member. Feeling down today :("
|Memes
|8
|88
|50
|dark humor, savage, meme, politics, germany
|15:40 UTC
|October 7 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aME6jKV
|-
|realtrigs
|"This One Made Me "Lol" As The Ones Who Are Still The Kids Are So Very Fond Of Liking To Say!"
|Memes
|783
|196
|31
|awesome, funny, meme, dark humor, 9gag news
|15:25 UTC
|October 10 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a6qzDG2
|-
|realtrigs
|"It's OVER christchads... They are gone to WOKE"
|Memes
|12
|140
|41
|meme, dark humor, savage, woke, disney
|15:20 UTC
|October 22 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/ago9q41
|-
|realtrigs
|"I hate athetists so mcuh it is unrrwal"
|Memes
|41
|218
|80
|meme, woke, dark humor
|18:00 UTC
|August 1 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a3Zn9Ee
|-
|realtrigs
|"When u get it: you will shit brick!"
|Memes
|65
|1747
|139
|meme of the year, christmas, meme, star wars, yugoslavia
|20:30 UTC
|December 18 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a3ZXNje
|-
|realtrigs
|"What if Elon Musk Was Video Game?"
|Gaming
|35
|67
|27
|awesome, meme, meme of the year, wtf, chris hemsworth
|19:50 UTC
|December 14 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aZDODn9
|-
|realtrigs
|"Yuor pron addict is: damn 9GAGGEr is: come her boy: is danke emem! True Memeland is: overrun by normas. It is: so over."
|Memes
|4
|101
|10
|abrupt chaos, tetten, girl, meme, scary
|15:40 UTC
|December 14 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aGE4z47
|-
|realtrigs
|"I AM Sick and TIRED of "woke Disney" bulls**t!! No "anime" is good or godly and those who think as such are no more than small-minded children. Now lets get this thing viral 9GAG!"
|Memes
|8
|163
|59
|politics, palestine, dark humor, movie, girl celebrity
|14:10 UTC
|October 24 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/adPA5zB
|-
|realtrigs
|"My true and honest confession:"
|Memes
|'''1473'''
|457
|431
|awesome, 9gag, politics, dark humor, savage
|15:10 UTC
|September 20 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/anz05vB
|-
|realtrigs
|"You did it 9GAG! F**k you tomorrow! 😀"
|Memes
|49
|287
|99
|meme, latest news, 9gag
|15:10 UTC
|August 16 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aA0moZR
|-
|realtrigs
|"Haha... there must have been a reason for all this once"
|Memes
|26
|83
|33
|help, meme, the woke left
|19:50 UTC
|August 6 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aOxj04N
|-
|realtrigs
|"Really "LOLed" at this ! One .I hate cops"
|Memes
|294
|105
|12
|meme, dark humor, funny
|16:50 UTC
|August 4 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/agodG5v
|}
 
<ref group="editor's note"> NEEDED: negative counterexamples of posts that haven't performed well at all for discernably no reason. Survivorship bias must be avoided in order to fully know how to exploit the app's algorithm </ref>
 
==== Discussion ====
 
==== Additional Findings ====
<ref group="editor's note"> expand upon these later </ref>
-the 9gag baby
-the 9gag racism scientific paper
-abnormal amount of dutch people
-meme coin
 
==== The 9GAG Wedding ====
 
==== The 9GAG Divorce ====
<ref group="editor's note"> Move the 9gag Divorce here? or maybe keep both as part of main article</ref>
 
===Built By Gamers===
The '''Built By Gamers''' campaign is an active trolling campaign in the server for the famous YouTube shorts video game podcast BuiltByGamers. The campaign is mostly harmless, just SwagBallers taking the themes that the channel covers to the extreme. Mossfish, a member of SwagBalls was quite successful and even gained the attention and positive reaction from one of the hosts of the podcast. It is rumored that mossfish is now supplying the gamers with information for their videos.
 
=== The SwagBalls Cookbook ===
 
==Trivia==
*Although '''girard''' is a registered '''Republican''', he has floated around the idea of a potential '''Libertarian''' presidential run in 2024. While never officially announcing his candidacy, many supporters believe that his popularity could have left a strong possibility of him being chosen at the '''Libertarian National Convention'''.
**Despite his supposed libertarian leanings, he has also expressed support for '''Adolf Hitler''' several times, and frequently uses racial slurs. Was it all just "bait" or even "satire"? Unfortunately, nobody can tell because of '''Poe's law'''.
**Within the confines of the '''SwagCord''' political system, he considers himself to be an '''Englightened Xentrist''' and a '''Shartyist Democrat''', supporting the independent politician '''Xertun''', as well as the '''NSP'''.
* There is an abandoned staff role "'''janitor'''" that is no longer used, yet it is still mentioned in the rules. Last known member with the role was '''Lin'''.
* The term '''Macromaniac Wars''' is a bastardization of the [[wikipedia:Marcomannic_Wars|Marcomannic Wars]], first uttered by '''Decoherence,'''<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=November 15, 2023|content=Girard will abolish society and begin a new age of mindless violence: the macromaniac wars!|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🔪-girards-torture-chamber'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1171575756695019665/1174381032015925319}}</ref> that subsequently entered popular use.
* '''The War...''' would most likely not happen if not for an unknown<ref group="editor's note">'''Walt''' here, I'll try to find which one exactly did this.</ref> '''mod''' removing '''Charter'''<nowiki/>'s '''Soyjak Gold'''.
* Prior to November 8, 2023, '''greenies''' unknowingly had the perms to ping '''@everyone'''. This would be discovered by '''Flaming Testicle (left)''' who, wishing to post the entire server rules in order to further rot '''girard''''s brain, immediately reported this to '''Walter''', who quickly removed the permissions. Such decisive action has possibly prevented an '''@everyone''' incident of nuclear proportions.
**It is unknown who gave '''greenies''' the perms to ping people, due to the limitations of the Discord audit log. As such, it is impossible to determine whether this was an accident or a case of purposeful tampering to undermine the server.
 
==Users==
===Admins and Moderators===
The '''Administrators''' of '''SwagCord''' and their ''Family Guy'' roleplay characters as of July 14, 2024:
*[[smjsilm|'''Meme_Alt_Account''']] (Owner) - Joe Swanson
*[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki|'''Walter''']] (Co-owner) - Chris Griffin
*'''bazinga''' - Peter Griffin
*[[User:69Mr Sex420|'''Mr. Asex''']] - Big Chungus
*'''Ozzy''' - Glenn Quagmire
*'''Ballistyx'''
*[[User:Decoherence|'''Decoherence''']] - Homer Simpson from ''The Simpsons''
*'''[[Lin]]'''
The '''Moderators''' of '''SwagCord''':
*'''3''' '''CLAM''' - Japanese Megatron "Meg" Griffin
*'''mr2112'''
*'''local wizard, lee'''
'''Members''' with ''Family Guy'' roleplay access:
 
* '''Vibe''' (former '''mod''', real) - Brian
* '''REFORGER'''<ref name=":4" group="note" /> (former [[69MoeLester420]] '''admin''')
* '''Drotos''' (former '''admin''')
* '''Mjestik''' ('''KirbyCord''' owner and former server partner)
* [[Zin1X|'''local fungus''']] - Roger from ''American Dad'' (former '''admin''')
*'''samarm132''' - Pouncy the Cat (former '''admin''')
*'''ShibaInuHat''' (former '''mod''')
*'''Kelpwave''' - Cleveland Brown (former '''mod''')
*'''Rah''' (former '''mod''')
*'''Monolyne''' - Lois (former '''mod''')
 
===Certified Swag Ballers===
A '''Certified Swag Baller''' is a user of 69SwagBalls420 who has been given a yellow role by an administrator as a result of active participation on the server. Below is an incomplete list of Certified Swag Ballers.
*[[YEETmaster69]]
*[[Lolpy]]
*[[Boris Chico]]
*[[Alexandra]]
*[[Vibe (real)]]
*[[GotAnyGrapes]]
*[[blank]]
*[[nowed|nowhed]]
*[[The_Mek]]
*[[Taistelulaama]]
*[[MEAT EFFIGY]]
*[[acegikm]]
*[[penguincakes]]
*[[biz1005]]
*[[caseu.]]
*[[normanthemormon]]
*[[cetationnation]]
*[[69MoeLester420|Deez]]
*[[Mr2112]]
*[[goldfish]]
*[[diabhork]]
*[[poke0441]]
*[[k0g_]]
*[[bluraydisc_hd]]
*[[deejaythefirst]]
*[[aldydreg]]
*[[ANAL RAPER]]
*[[Backyard Lobotomizer]]
*[[centi_alt_account]]
*[[basedandwrenpilled]]
*[[badusermythril]]
*[[szuhat]]
*[[brou9073]]
*[[kiwisoul]]
*[[KumStrike]]
*[[Linchpin]]
*[[rh_4m]]
*[[mayday117]]
*[[mr.gthestoopid]]
*[[Nae]]
*[[Narwhalpilot]]
*[[Petzah394]]
*[[raimonmaasiirto]]
*[[kumquat1]]
*[[sillysk1ppy]]
*[[superswag]]
*[[koknese]]
*[[Taistelulaama]]
*[[temmiez]]
*[[yttrium]]
*[[Polynera Marketing Solutions]]
 
===Banned Users===
Notable users who have been banned from 69SwagBalls420 are listed below.
 
*The '''Cockroach''' - banned for raiding
*[[69MoeLester420|████████ ('''Tiktokker''')]]
*[[69MoeLester420|██████ ('''Instanormie''')]]
*'''Mahmoud''' - banned for intolerance
*'''Hartson'''
*'''Nightshade'''
*'''Hartson'''
*'''Nae''' - banned for intolerance
*'''Kiwisoul'''
*'''Devil'''
 
== Hall of Icons ==
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File:69SwagBalls420.png|The classic.
File:WokeCord.png|Server icon used during the '''WokeBalls''' theme. (July 2023)
File:Halloween2023.gif|Server icon used to celebrate Halloween. (October 2023)
File:Christmas2023.gif|Server icon used to celebrate Christmas. (December 2023)
File:SwagBallsDecember2023.png|Server icon used to celebrate the merge with '''█████████'''. (January 2024)
File:SwagBallsDecember2023.png|Server icon used in the final week of the celebration of the merge with '''█████████'''. (January 2024)
File:19SwagBalls84Hut.gif|Server icon used during the '''19SwagBalls84''' theme. (February 2024)
File:LarKcSBservericon.png|Server icon used to commemorate '''LarKcuavian''''s Vice-Presidency. (March 2024)
File:The Damn Icon.png|This icon was never used. And especially not on April 13, 2024.
File:SagBallsKaad.png|Server icon used during the '''𒐕𒐝𒊕𒁄𒐛𒅙''' theme. (April 2024)
File:38SwagBalls777Paleozoicord.gif|Server icon used during the '''38$wagBalls777 Paleozoicord''' theme. (May 2024)
File:CSH.png|Server icon used to celebrate '''Charter''''s birthday. (May 29, 2024)
File:Mobster.png|Server icon used during the '''19SwagBalls32''' theme. (June 2024)
File:MobsterAlt.png|Alternative server icon, used briefly during the '''19SwagBalls32''' theme. (June 2024)
File:TesticleSBservericon.png|Server icon used to commemorate '''Testicle''''s and '''Barley''''s presidential victory. (July 2024)
File:Pirate2024.png|Server icon used during the '''69Scallywag420''' theme. (July 2024)
File:House S.B..png|Server icon used during the '''House S.B.''' theme. (August 2024)
File:TrollRot.png|The server icon, infected with stage 4 '''<code>rot</code>'''. (August 2024)
</gallery>
 
== Notes ==
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==References==
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[[Category:SwagCord related]]
[[Category:SwagCord related]]
== Editor's Notes (remove this later) ==
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Revision as of 19:32, 16 September 2024

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