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Disaster would then strike as Everr's Roommate, [[Hans]], was throwing a small get-together at their apartment. Everr had forgotten all about it and settled into his ASMR session, completely lost in the comforting whispers. As luck would have it, [[Hans]] needed to grab something from Everr's room. Without knocking, [[Hans]] decided to burst in followed by two of their mutual friends, [[Greasebeast]] and [[Keempa]].
Disaster would then strike as Everr's Roommate, [[Hans]], was throwing a small get-together at their apartment. Everr had forgotten all about it and settled into his ASMR session, completely lost in the comforting whispers. As luck would have it, [[Hans]] needed to grab something from Everr's room. Without knocking, [[Hans]] decided to burst in followed by two of their mutual friends, [[Greasebeast]] and [[Keempa]].


At the exact moment, the ASMR artist's voice filled the room: "Mommy’s so proud of you, honey." Everr's face went pale instantly, and yanked the headphones off after realizing that they were unplugged the entire time, but it was too late. [[Hans]] stood frozen in the doorway, mouth agape, while their friends exchanged bewildered glances. For a few seconds, the room was silent, save for the faint sound of the ASMR artist continuing her soothing monologue. [[Hans]] would then ask him while barely containing his laughter, "Uh… Everr? Dude… what… what are you listening to?"
Little did hans know - Everr was in a auto-erotic asphyxiation session. as he hung from the ceiling, jacking off with his headphones on his ears, he was so close to climax. hans opened the door to everr jacking off, and everr came all over hans, keempa and greasebeast's face. his acidic semen burned their faces off and they screamed as everr choked from the belt he was using to hang himself. the acidic semen kept pouring out of everr's cock and, eventually, it burned all of his friend's bodies alive. as he lowered himself from the belt, he found all his friends, with no skin to their body, laying on the floor dead.
 
Everr, utterly mortified by the situation, scrambled to come up with an explanation, but the damage was already done. For the next few weeks, his friends and everyone else that knew him would whisper into Everr's ear "Mommy's proud of you, sweetie." whenever Everr walked by, which was commonly followed by bursts of laughter. It took much time, but Everr eventually embraced the joke and laughed along with his friends. After all, everyone seemed to have their quirks, and though it never lived it down, Everr continued to listen to "Mommy ASMR" in peace—just with the door locked from then on.