Holy Gondal Empire/he

Holy Gondal Empire/he

Server info
Status	Active
Invite link	https://discord.gg/hawktuah
Users	160+
Owner	ara, Heckknok and everr
History
Founded	July 14th, 2024
Founder	ara

האימפריה הגונדלית הקדושה היא השרת האחרון בסיפורו של גונדאל. היא נוצרה על ידי מיזוג שני שרתים מפוצלים, Kevinia ו- Red Cup Conspiracy, לאחר שGondal: From The Ashes הועבר לארכיון עקב פשיטות מתמיד של פדופילים ששלחו ספאם לפורנוגרפיית ילדים בשרת הקודם. הערך האחרון בשרתי Irony, מחזיר אותו מהמתים!

פועל שרת

מערכת פוליטית

ישנם 4 סוגים של תפקיד פוליטי בגונדאל בכללותו. הנשיא, סגן הנשיא, המועצה והמועצה הנמוכה. בחלק זה יוסברו דרכי השגתן. וכך גם שיטת ההצבעה, וכללי ההצבעה.

- נשיא

כדי להיות זכאי לתפקיד הנשיא, עליך להיות מנהיג מפלגה פוליטית. מפלגות פוליטיות הן קבוצה קולקטיבית שכל אחד יכול ליצור, כל עוד יש לו דגל, סט של אידיאלים ומטרות לשרת וסגן נשיא מועמד.

עם יצירת מפלגה פוליטית תקפה נוצר תפקיד מפלגתי על שם המפלגה, והוא ניתן למי שנשבע לה אמונים.

כאשר הבחירות מתחילות, המפלגות הללו מוכנסות להצבעה, ולכל מפלגה עם הכי הרבה קולות המנהיג שלה ייבחר לנשיא השרת. הקדנציות הנשיאותיות נמשכות שבועיים, בהן יתקיימו בחירות נוספות.

- סגן נשיא

שיטת סגן הנשיא קצת יותר מסובכת.

כל מנהיגי המפלגה חייבים למנות סגן נשיא בהתאמה למפלגה שלהם, ואנשים אלה יוכנסו להצבעת סגן הנשיא.

דרך נוספת להשיג סגן נשיא היא כאשר סגן אלוף נשיאות נכשל בבחירות, הם גם מוכנסים להצבעת סגן הנשיא להזדמנות שנייה לשלטון.

כהונת סגן הנשיא נמשכת גם כן שבועיים.

- מועצה

המועצה היא ישות נפרדת מהממשלה הנשיאותית. הם שם כדי לייצג את העם, ואם הם יחליטו שנשיא אינו מספיק טוב, הם יכולים להתכנס ביחד כדי להצביע להדחת הנשיא, ובמקרה של זה, סגן הנשיא הנבחר ייכנס לתפקידו. אי פעם יהיה רק ​​מספר אי-זוגי של מועצה, כדי למנוע קשרים בהצבעה. בדרך כלל מספר זה הוא 5.

כדי להגיש מועמדות למועצה, כל שעליכם לעשות הוא לציין זאת בערוץ המתאים. אתה תצורף אוטומטית להצבעות.

אם נשיא יודח והסגן הנבחר משתלט, המועצה אינה רשאית להדיח את הנשיא החדש, הם חייבים לתת לכהונתם לרוץ עד הסוף.

כהונת המועצה היא רק שבוע, כלומר נשיא וסגן נשיא יראו 2 קבוצות של מועצה בזמן ההרצה שלהם.

- מועצה נמוכה

המועצה הנמוכה היא לא תפקיד שאתה יכול להגיש מועמדות או להצביע לו, זה יותר פרס. כדי לזכות במועצה נמוכה, עליך להיות בין החברים הפעילים המובילים, לערוך את הוויקי האירוניה, להגביר או בין האנשים המובילים עם הכי הרבה הזמנות לשרת. טווח הארוכה למועצה נמוכה זהה למועצה רגילה, באורך שבוע.

- מערכת הצבעה

שיטת ההצבעה מתבצעת בשני חלקים, תוך יומיים.

היום הראשון הוא הצבעות הנשיא והמועצה. בתום הצבעה זו תיבחר מיידית 5 המועצה שינצחו, וכך גם הנשיא.

ביום השני, זו פשוט הצבעה של סגן נשיא. המועמדים יכללו את סגני הנשיאים שנבחרו על ידי ראשי המפלגה, ואת המועמדים לנשיאות שלא הצליחו להיבחר בסקר הראשון. בדומה לסקר הנשיא, לסקר הזה יהיה רק ​​זוכה אחד. אין ערובה שסגן הנשיא הנבחר יהיה מאותה מפלגה כמו הנשיא הנבחר, הם עשויים אפילו להיות יריבים פוליטיים

- כללי הצבעה

הכלל היחיד הוא שחייב להיות אפס זיוף של הקולות. אנשים שיתגלו כמחבלים ייפסלו.

חבלה ומלחמות פוליטיות מעודדות לחלוטין כי זה מצחיק.

פרק 0: המיזוג

14/07/2024 - ההתעברות

הכלל הראשון של השרת.

במהלך הדייט הזה, שלושה מוחות גדולים התאחדו עם רעיון פשוט: מיזוג שרתים של הגדולים. ארה, המייצגת את "Gondal: From The Ashes", Heckknok, המייצגת את "Red Cup", ואוורר, המייצגת את "Kevinia", מתאחדים כדי ליצור שרת אב, המארח גם הרבה ניוגנים וגם הרבה מחלוקות. המיזוג נראה מוצלח כאשר משתמשים חדשים ומשתמשים ותיקים כאחד הצטרפו לשרת החדש והפכו אותו לפעיל, והחיות את רוח השרת הישן.

Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire

7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng

For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a vc battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had Patryk Kornatowski, a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, Patryk had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the vc and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, Patryk was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. Patryk was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. Patryk would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times Patryk would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped Patryk avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform Patryk of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. Patryk turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, Patryk had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and Everr is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass Everr until his video is done.

7/17/2024 - Wry Hacks Patryk

The PSA, in question.

Wry, who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, 2024, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to Patryk himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. Wry then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, Sam Houston, who is best known to have taken part in the Texas Revolution. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when Wry messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. Patryk was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call Wry gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, Bangshakalaka, etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what Wry has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, Patryk changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. Wry showed proof to Patryk that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force Patryk to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates Discord's ToS. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave Patryk a so-called "anti-virus".

Patryk tried enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on his new account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, Patryk was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from Wry, pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but Patryk was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then sent out the YouTube community post for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, Patryk decided that it's best to just get a VPN called TunnelBear, and install Discord once again, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find Wry's account on Twitter, where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually coming out to be actually transphobic and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention Patryk here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's Columbine Forums account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop Patryk though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to Patryk in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at Wry. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask, just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th, waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. As of now, there seems to be no word from Wry since it seems he has faded away and left him alone entirely.

"Wry Is a fag", the song that is in the CD

Season 2: Death of Heckknok

7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing

On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group Heckknok AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, Jake101, after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation

Catman, a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. Sussyjamaica then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration

On this particular date, Keempa invited the Kanyians to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the east coast, and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and Greasebeast was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by Keempa and Greasebeast shortly after their introduction to the server.

Season 3: Dictatorship

8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident

The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by Norman Helmuth Eiche, otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal RedDark, who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry Team Fortress 2 addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber Markiplier, wanted Eiche to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. RedDark forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After Eiche was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. RedDark would then go on to make fun of Eiche in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that Eiche was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that RedDark had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using software called Parsec. Because of this, Eiche was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, RedDark is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.

With the server now in ruins, Ara’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after Ara forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, Ara told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to Patryk, who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give Hans the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, Everr didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too Heckknok-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignas still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then Ara came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points Everr was making, stating the server still has potential.

8/10/2024 - Presidential Election

The elections began!

8/14/2024 - Femboy Copypasta

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A video by Sigma Rizzus explaining the situation

On the 14th, former vice-president and council member Sigma Rizzus would make a bot on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" in chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning Sigma Rizzus and his bot getting rate limited.