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The '''Presidential Debate''' was organized and moderated by '''Decoherence''' in the '''#🤓-debate-channel''' on Saturday night, a few hours before voting was set to start. Although only candidates that received the support of at least two users were invited to the debate, possibly eliminating up to four candidates at the time, '''Lin''' giving support to all minor candidates and dropping out of the race herself enabled everyone to attend.

In classic debate night fashion, hi-jinks soon ensued. Although supposed to go first, '''Meme_Alt_Account''' was allegedly drunk at the time and forgot to attend the debate, leading to '''Lin''' stepping in their place and giving answers on behalf of <b style="color:#009999">DG</b>. '''Xertun''', on the other hand, not only thought the debate was an entire day later, but was also convinced it was a '''Senatorial''' debate, not a '''Presidential''' one, a story made even more tragic by the fact that he had plans to prepare for this one in advance. '''Flaming Testicle (left)''' was late, however, '''Walter''' covered for him in his absence, and it is believed not a single person noticed. During all of this, '''Decoherence''' forgot to give out the talking pillow several times, leading to minutes of silence on air. All in all, the start of the debate was deemed a major success.

Electoral questions rolled as candidates, when they were present, answered them with their plans on how to make the server a better place for all through achieving their vision for the server. How will community volunteer work be encouraged, '''Barley''' was inquired, how will Peters be drawn, '''Testicle''' was asked, why did several suspected alt accounts join to vote for you in the election, '''Dainis''' was questioned.

The jig was up. The conversation shifted from a sloppy electoral debate to a televised trial, live on air. Providing a list of several accounts that have sprung up from inactivity to suddenly proclaim their loyalty to the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>, a scheme of electoral meddling was suddenly revealed for the world to see. Six accounts, registered to vote, with credible ties to '''Ragecord''' and the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> campaign were unveiled. A string of accounts, joining the voter registry in quick succession. '''Dainis''' would state that he only recognized a single one.

Claiming a psy-op was at work, a set-up to have him framed and disqualified, '''Dainis''' continued to deny these accusations to the bitter end. It was to no use. The '''mods''' possessed a mountain of compounding evidence. For the high crime of attempted electoral fraud and perjury, '''Walter''' disqualified '''Dainis''' from the presidential race live on stage. <ref> '''Walter''' (July 13, 2024) [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1217576340748767363/1261763893752234035 For the high crime of attempted election fraud and subsequent perjury, Dainis of the NSP has been disqualified from the race.] ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#🤓-debate-channel''' </ref>

Sworn in on the night of July 14, 2024, after a long and confusing debate over who would be Vice-President, where absolutely no one knew what was going on, it was decided that '''Barley''' would serve alongside '''Flaming Testicle (left)''', proclaimed the second SwagBallian president. Although the pair possessed slightly less than 50% of the server's support, as necessitated by '''the Constitution''',<ref group="note"> '''2.3. THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT:''' The office of the president is composed of two democratically elected members; the president and the vice president. '''The user with the highest percentage of the vote is president. The president and the vice president must represent a combined total of at least 50% of the vote.'''</ref> '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''', recently modded, ceded his support to '''Barley''', allowing for power to be transferred to the pair.

Trouble immediately arose as it was soon realized that '''Flaming Testicle (left)''', although having won the election by huge margins, did not actually possess any political platform to speak of. The <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b> manifesto was seemingly non-existent, having vanished into thin air. Thrown into office by a faction of disaffected <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> voters after '''Dainis''''s disqualification, the people demanded change. But how could any proposal be implemented if no proposal was to be found?

Thankfully, the <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b> manifesto was soon recovered by '''Banarnar''', a crumpled up, crudely written-on piece of paper lying in the trash can, outlining all of the president's proposals in detail. The proposals of the '''President''' and '''Vice-President''', and their current status, have been outlined below.

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