WalterWhiteOnWiki

Sworn in on the night of July 14, 2024, after a long and confusing debate over who would be Vice-President, where absolutely no one knew what was going on, it was decided that '''Barley''' would serve alongside '''Flaming Testicle (left)''', proclaimed the second SwagBallian president. Although the pair possessed slightly less than 50% of the server's support, as necessitated by '''the Constitution''',<ref group="note"> '''2.3. THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT:''' The office of the president is composed of two democratically elected members; the president and the vice president. '''The user with the highest percentage of the vote is president. The president and the vice president must represent a combined total of at least 50% of the vote.'''</ref> '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''', recently modded, ceded his support to '''Barley''', allowing for power to be transferred to the pair.

Trouble immediately arose as it was soon realized that '''Flaming Testicle (left)''', although having won the election by huge margins, did not actually possess any political platform to speak of. The <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b> manifesto was seemingly non-existent, having vanished into thin air. Thrown into office by a faction of disaffected <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> voters after '''Dainis''''s disqualification, the people demanded change. But how could any proposal be implemented if no proposal was to be found?