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Transsexuals are four times more likely than the average person to be infected with HIV. Source: <nowiki>http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/</nowiki> About 88% of children who have gender dysphoria do not hold those beliefs when they grow older. Source: <nowiki>http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=90229789</nowiki> Only 12% of boys who believe they are transsexuals still believe so when they are older. Source: <nowiki>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18194003</nowiki> MRI scans indicate that MtF transsexuals are either men aroused by the thought of possessing female genitalia or homosexuals who want to seduce straight men. Source: <nowiki>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3180619/</nowiki> 41% of transsexuals have tried and failed to commit suicide. Source: <nowiki>http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/</nowiki> Transsexuals who undergo sex reassignment surgery are more likely to commit suicide. Source: <nowiki>http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0016885</nowiki> Most young transsexuals have committed self-harm within the last twelve months. Source: <nowiki>http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44</nowiki> 65% of transsexual youth have seriously considered suicide within the last year. Source: <nowiki>http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44</nowiki> 37% of transsexual youth have attempted suicide within the last year. Source: <nowiki>http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44</nowiki> 1 in 10 young transsexuals has attempted suicide more than three times in the last year. Source: <nowiki>http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44</nowiki> Only 21% of transsexuals can sucessfully pass as the opposite gender. Source: <nowiki>http://www.thetaskforce.org/static_html/downloads/reports/reports/ntds_report_on_health.pdf#page=3</nowiki>
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{{quote|VENDING MACHINE IN THE HOTEL HALLWAY 😃|Typewriter during her "mental breakdown"}}
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
'''Typewriter''' is an infamous user banned from Irony Hub. However, she did not start out that way. She was one of the more popular users on OKBR3 pre-nuke and even co-owned Moe's Lestland before it merged into Irony Hub. The more perceptive users in Irony Hub at the time may have noticed that her attitude changed upon joining. She made up ridiculous, far-fetched stories about her parents dying and running away to live in the woods with her friend, and even at the time people were skeptical, but gave her the benefit of the doubt. Little did they know she was setting the scene for a master troll of epic proportions, one that would leave a lasting impact on the server and make her one of the most memed users in Irony Hub history.  
 
==Faked suicide attempt==
On June 8, 2020, Typewriter began saying some concerning things, like wanting people to give her an epileptic fit using a seizure gif and saying she was suicidal and was going to kill herself that night. [[Dkaih35]] contained her to "calm him down" and this is where shit went from 0 to 100000000000000 in a matter of minutes. She made a pretty convincing case in the contained chat that she was actually attempting suicide as we spoke, and that she had faked his gender the whole time and was actually a girl (it would later turn out she was transgender), the mods managed to ""talk her out of it"" and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Even people in general chat knew something was up, and it all got exposed to be fake around half an hour later. Typewriter was then shunned and banned from the server. Typewriter's epic little troll didn't just get her banned, but other users who could see through the bullshit were banned for "encouraging a suicide" I bet the mods felt pretty stupid after that!
 
==Aftermath==
Typewriter was briefly unbanned a few weeks later after a dare, but was soon banned again after she doxxed someone.
 
In August 2020, it was discovered that Typewriter had come out as trans, after a screenshot of Discord message from her was posted on r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns. An interesting thing to note about her current alt is that it had been made sometime before the mets nuke and had been active in Irony servers.

Revision as of 19:45, 1 January 2021

Transsexuals are four times more likely than the average person to be infected with HIV. Source: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/ About 88% of children who have gender dysphoria do not hold those beliefs when they grow older. Source: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=90229789 Only 12% of boys who believe they are transsexuals still believe so when they are older. Source: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18194003 MRI scans indicate that MtF transsexuals are either men aroused by the thought of possessing female genitalia or homosexuals who want to seduce straight men. Source: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3180619/ 41% of transsexuals have tried and failed to commit suicide. Source: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/ Transsexuals who undergo sex reassignment surgery are more likely to commit suicide. Source: http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0016885 Most young transsexuals have committed self-harm within the last twelve months. Source: http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44 65% of transsexual youth have seriously considered suicide within the last year. Source: http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44 37% of transsexual youth have attempted suicide within the last year. Source: http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44 1 in 10 young transsexuals has attempted suicide more than three times in the last year. Source: http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44 Only 21% of transsexuals can sucessfully pass as the opposite gender. Source: http://www.thetaskforce.org/static_html/downloads/reports/reports/ntds_report_on_health.pdf#page=3

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.