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Transsexuals are four times more likely than the average person to be infected with HIV. Source: <nowiki>http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/</nowiki> About 88% of children who have gender dysphoria do not hold those beliefs when they grow older. Source: <nowiki>http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=90229789</nowiki> Only 12% of boys who believe they are transsexuals still believe so when they are older. Source: <nowiki>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18194003</nowiki> MRI scans indicate that MtF transsexuals are either men aroused by the thought of possessing female genitalia or homosexuals who want to seduce straight men. Source: <nowiki>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3180619/</nowiki> 41% of transsexuals have tried and failed to commit suicide. Source: <nowiki>http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/</nowiki> Transsexuals who undergo sex reassignment surgery are more likely to commit suicide. Source: <nowiki>http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0016885</nowiki> Most young transsexuals have committed self-harm within the last twelve months. Source: <nowiki>http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44</nowiki> 65% of transsexual youth have seriously considered suicide within the last year. Source: <nowiki>http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44</nowiki> 37% of transsexual youth have attempted suicide within the last year. Source: <nowiki>http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44</nowiki> 1 in 10 young transsexuals has attempted suicide more than three times in the last year. Source: <nowiki>http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44</nowiki> Only 21% of transsexuals can sucessfully pass as the opposite gender. Source: <nowiki>http://www.thetaskforce.org/static_html/downloads/reports/reports/ntds_report_on_health.pdf#page=3</nowiki>
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| discordtag = cas🎁#1738
| discordid  = 313203971533570050
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| roles      = WIWI, ex-mod
| irlname    = Matthew Serrit Fletcher
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| residence  = Philippines {{badluck}}
| gaming    = currently gaming
| steam      = [https://steamcommunity.com/id/OwnagePranksEpisode3/ caskain]
| links      = {{twitter|fletch__ms}}
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{{quote|nuless he's got tits n vag im not nutting to him|cas}}


'''Caskain''' (or '''cas''' for short) was an active admin (now demodded and active) on Irony Hub. His name is pronounced "cas-kain" even though he insists that it is pronounced "cas-kin" (he is retarded). Pre-mod, he was a spammer and only cared about message count. In okbr3 he was known as the Jackbox guy. He has held #1 messages since day 1 and only lost the title to fluddsskark for about a week.
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
=="Caskain" as a verb==
{{main article|List of caskain incidents}}
 
Caskain is known for writing a long paragraph about why he was leaving Irony Hub forever, only to join back 5 minutes later. The term "pulling a Caskain" is derived from this incident; it means to say that you are leaving for a long period of time, but actually come back in a short amount of time.
 
==Demotion==
It was announced on August 29, 2020, that Caskain would be demoted from Admin position once he returned to the server. Moe Lester released the following statement:
 
{{quote|When cas comes back to the server, he will be demoted from admin to mod, and if he doesn't clean up his act then he'll be fully demoted. Things that led to this include, leaving the server every night, punishing for drama he starts, and toxicity and minor mod abuse. also the only reason that he had admin was because he got lucky during the [[August 20 nuke|nuke]] and made a gc with all the mods, which any other mod would've done had he not done it sooner.|[[Moe Lester]]}}
 
It was announced later that he would be stripped of his Mod too. But he has yet to return to the server, in fact he has actually requested to be banned. Could this be the last Caskain moment {{twemoji|1f92f}}
 
(yes it is please stop dming me with the invite and the preface "come back nigger boy")
 
no it isn't the last caskain moment he's active for some reason in irony hub after joining sneakily and toetruck exposing him!!!!!!!

Revision as of 19:37, 1 January 2021

Transsexuals are four times more likely than the average person to be infected with HIV. Source: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/ About 88% of children who have gender dysphoria do not hold those beliefs when they grow older. Source: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=90229789 Only 12% of boys who believe they are transsexuals still believe so when they are older. Source: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18194003 MRI scans indicate that MtF transsexuals are either men aroused by the thought of possessing female genitalia or homosexuals who want to seduce straight men. Source: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3180619/ 41% of transsexuals have tried and failed to commit suicide. Source: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/ Transsexuals who undergo sex reassignment surgery are more likely to commit suicide. Source: http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0016885 Most young transsexuals have committed self-harm within the last twelve months. Source: http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44 65% of transsexual youth have seriously considered suicide within the last year. Source: http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44 37% of transsexual youth have attempted suicide within the last year. Source: http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44 1 in 10 young transsexuals has attempted suicide more than three times in the last year. Source: http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44 Only 21% of transsexuals can sucessfully pass as the opposite gender. Source: http://www.thetaskforce.org/static_html/downloads/reports/reports/ntds_report_on_health.pdf#page=3


You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.