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=== The Exile of Bufner === | === The Exile of Bufner === | ||
[[File:BufnerLore1.png|thumb|433x433px|Not even the '''69MoeLester420''' server found the casual use of the n-word funny.|left]] | [[File:BufnerLore1.png|thumb|433x433px|Not even the '''69MoeLester420''' server found the casual use of the n-word funny.|left]] | ||
If anyone could be described as the odd one out in the '''Lester family''', it was Bufner. Between the all-but-forgotten '''Happy Wheels Coup''' and the random opening of channels no one would use (at least for their original purpose),<ref>Unbeknownst to many, the beloved ''#penis-channel'' was meant to be a simple "don't-break-the-chain" channel until the rightful will of the people turned it into the cultural phenomenon we know it as today.</ref> it was almost as if he was living in a world from the other '''Moederators''', doing as he pleased, unbothered by whether or not other users would care for his activities. His presence, however, was uncontroversial for the most part (barring the '''r/fatfurs incident'''), as he spent most of his time fucking around in the ''#bot-channel''. Unfortunately, this place would serve as the catalyst for his exile. | If anyone could be described as the odd one out in the '''Lester family''', it was Bufner. Between the all-but-forgotten '''Happy Wheels Coup''' and the random opening of channels no one would use (at least for their original purpose),<ref>Unbeknownst to many, the beloved ''#penis-channel'' was meant to be a simple "don't-break-the-chain" channel until the rightful will of the people turned it into the cultural phenomenon we know it as today.</ref> it was almost as if he was living in a world from the other '''Moederators''', doing as he pleased, unbothered by whether or not other users would care for his activities. His presence, however, was uncontroversial for the most part (barring the '''r/fatfurs incident'''), as he spent most of his time fucking around in the '''#bot-channel'''. Unfortunately, this place would serve as the catalyst for his exile. | ||
Before the details of the story are revealed, let it be known that the actions taken by the '''Moederators''' here will not be defended. It will be told how it happened, as unflattering as the whole situation may be to the server leadership as a whole. It is important to share, however, to show how much of this behavior was tolerated in the past. | Before the details of the story are revealed, let it be known that the actions taken by the '''Moederators''' here will not be defended. It will be told how it happened, as unflattering as the whole situation may be to the server leadership as a whole. It is important to share, however, to show how much of this behavior was tolerated in the past. | ||
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[[File:PussInBootsLore3.png|left|thumb|269x269px|'''The High Priest''' tries to explain the situation in '''TikTokker'''<nowiki/>'s DMs.]] | [[File:PussInBootsLore3.png|left|thumb|269x269px|'''The High Priest''' tries to explain the situation in '''TikTokker'''<nowiki/>'s DMs.]] | ||
[[File:PussInBootsLore4.png|thumb|316x316px|The regret was immediate.]] | [[File:PussInBootsLore4.png|thumb|316x316px|The regret was immediate.]] | ||
It was then that things turned from weird to almost comically absurd. While people were ready to keep this incident in the past and forget about it, '''The High Priest''' couldn't help but repeatedly bring attention to it during the following hours. Bringing up the issue in a sarcastic manner in his DMs with '''TikTokker''' didn't do him any favors, as claiming evil spirits possessed him in a situation like this meant the slightest amount of respect '''TikTokker''' still held for '''The High Priest''' was starting to slip away. Soon came the question of whether he was even being ironic, as when the conversation resurfaced mere hours later in #general, he claimed to have looked back on the conversation and wondered if he was possessed when he had written stuff like this. While obviously done jokingly, some of the mods, once again led by '''TikTokker''', believed that this was a clear manipulation attempt meant to strike pity, while also shifting blame on some abstract entity in the past as opposed to the current him. It was on par with a Youtube apology video. The mods weren't buying it. | It was then that things turned from weird to almost comically absurd. While people were ready to keep this incident in the past and forget about it, '''The High Priest''' couldn't help but repeatedly bring attention to it during the following hours. Bringing up the issue in a sarcastic manner in his DMs with '''TikTokker''' didn't do him any favors, as claiming evil spirits possessed him in a situation like this meant the slightest amount of respect '''TikTokker''' still held for '''The High Priest''' was starting to slip away. Soon came the question of whether he was even being ironic, as when the conversation resurfaced mere hours later in '''#general''', he claimed to have looked back on the conversation and wondered if he was possessed when he had written stuff like this. While obviously done jokingly, some of the mods, once again led by '''TikTokker''', believed that this was a clear manipulation attempt meant to strike pity, while also shifting blame on some abstract entity in the past as opposed to the current him. It was on par with a Youtube apology video. The mods weren't buying it. | ||
It was not long after that '''The High Priest''' left the server. As far as anyone is aware, he hasn't stayed in contact with the other mods. The whole fiasco left everyone with a lot of mixed feelings about the entire thing. While it was agreed that what he did was bad, the '''Moederators''' were left wondering whether they had gone too hard on him. No matter our feelings about him, nothing can change what went down on that day, the relationship with him permanently ruined, '''The High Priest''' becoming another lost '''Moederators''' in the list of many, additionally soured by the fact that he was the original creator of the subreddit. With yet another chapter of the server's history closed, the turbulent ride is nearing its end. | It was not long after that '''The High Priest''' left the server. As far as anyone is aware, he hasn't stayed in contact with the other mods. The whole fiasco left everyone with a lot of mixed feelings about the entire thing. While it was agreed that what he did was bad, the '''Moederators''' were left wondering whether they had gone too hard on him. No matter our feelings about him, nothing can change what went down on that day, the relationship with him permanently ruined, '''The High Priest''' becoming another lost '''Moederators''' in the list of many, additionally soured by the fact that he was the original creator of the subreddit. With yet another chapter of the server's history closed, the turbulent ride is nearing its end. | ||
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On January 19, the '''First Wojak Vore Incident''' would occur. Although forgotten by history for the most part, to some it even seems surprising there were two of them, it remains important as it had set the stage for future events that were, at the time, yet to come. On this day, '''Mario''' would post an image depicting four separate instances of wojak vore, arranged like a political compass, to the '''r/69MoeLester420''' subreddit. Neither the image nor the removed post will be linked in order to preserve your eyeballs. Search for it at your own risk. While it left most mods simply dumbfounded, in the end, '''TikTokker''' would be the one to ultimately remove the post. | On January 19, the '''First Wojak Vore Incident''' would occur. Although forgotten by history for the most part, to some it even seems surprising there were two of them, it remains important as it had set the stage for future events that were, at the time, yet to come. On this day, '''Mario''' would post an image depicting four separate instances of wojak vore, arranged like a political compass, to the '''r/69MoeLester420''' subreddit. Neither the image nor the removed post will be linked in order to preserve your eyeballs. Search for it at your own risk. While it left most mods simply dumbfounded, in the end, '''TikTokker''' would be the one to ultimately remove the post. | ||
[[File:MrSexReturn.png|thumb|358x358px|The return of '''Mr. Sex''' was very wholesome 100.]] | [[File:MrSexReturn.png|thumb|358x358px|The return of '''Mr. Sex''' was very wholesome 100.]] | ||
On March 5, Mr. Sex made his return. While most would wish for the story of their return not to be forever entangled with an event as infamous as the '''Second Wojak Vore incident''', an important development had occurred but a few days after, which had set the stage for what was to come. The previously abandoned NSFW channel had been completely rebranded, purged from any 18+ material, now instead turning into an opt-in channel for any '''non-sexual''' posts that may have been too much for #general. The idea did not last long. | On March 5, Mr. Sex made his return. While most would wish for the story of their return not to be forever entangled with an event as infamous as the '''Second Wojak Vore incident''', an important development had occurred but a few days after, which had set the stage for what was to come. The previously abandoned NSFW channel had been completely rebranded, purged from any 18+ material, now instead turning into an opt-in channel for any '''non-sexual''' posts that may have been too much for '''#general'''. The idea did not last long. | ||
All it takes is a couple of messages for everything to go to hell. It could have been easily avoided, yet his fate was sealed the moment the words "'''wojak vore'''" were uttered. Like a sleeper agent, something sinister woke up within him. The conversation inevitably shifted to the topic of the accursed image, as '''Mario''' kept expressing his wish to it. The conversation moved to the NSFW channel, and despite the wishes of '''Mr. Sex''', the image saw the light of day for a few brief moments, before soon being deleted. One would think he would have gotten the message at that point. Yet it continued. Mere minutes later, another '''wojak vore''' image hit the server. 69MoeLester was under attack. | All it takes is a couple of messages for everything to go to hell. It could have been easily avoided, yet his fate was sealed the moment the words "'''wojak vore'''" were uttered. Like a sleeper agent, something sinister woke up within him. The conversation inevitably shifted to the topic of the accursed image, as '''Mario''' kept expressing his wish to it. The conversation moved to the NSFW channel, and despite the wishes of '''Mr. Sex''', the image saw the light of day for a few brief moments, before soon being deleted. One would think he would have gotten the message at that point. Yet it continued. Mere minutes later, another '''wojak vore''' image hit the server. 69MoeLester was under attack. | ||
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With '''SwagBalls''' being a relatively chill server at the time, it wasn't surprising that the regular users would be put off by a completely new team of moderators, most of whom spent no time on the server prior to gaining admin permissions, calling everyone and everything unfunny from the moment they joined. This was the first red flag of many more to come, but simply being an asshole on the internet was not reason enough to permanently ban someone. Although such behavior did antagonize the users of '''69SwagBalls420''' against the newly-arrived '''Moederators''', this was only a signifier of the things to come. | With '''SwagBalls''' being a relatively chill server at the time, it wasn't surprising that the regular users would be put off by a completely new team of moderators, most of whom spent no time on the server prior to gaining admin permissions, calling everyone and everything unfunny from the moment they joined. This was the first red flag of many more to come, but simply being an asshole on the internet was not reason enough to permanently ban someone. Although such behavior did antagonize the users of '''69SwagBalls420''' against the newly-arrived '''Moederators''', this was only a signifier of the things to come. | ||
Perhaps it all would have been fine were '''TikTokker''' not to have made the discovery that '''Sam''' was a part of the server as well. As she was the one who called for his ban so many times in the past, finally succeeding just days before the merge, she quickly notified the other mods in #admin-family-guy-roleplay about '''Sam''''s presence. Nothing was done about it, as the consensus among the mod team was that there was no reason to do anything unless an incident arose. '''TikTokker''' seemed to agree, and everything went on as usual. | Perhaps it all would have been fine were '''TikTokker''' not to have made the discovery that '''Sam''' was a part of the server as well. As she was the one who called for his ban so many times in the past, finally succeeding just days before the merge, she quickly notified the other mods in '''#admin-family-guy-roleplay''' about '''Sam''''s presence. Nothing was done about it, as the consensus among the mod team was that there was no reason to do anything unless an incident arose. '''TikTokker''' seemed to agree, and everything went on as usual. | ||
Behind the scenes, '''Sam''' was one of the first ones to complain about '''TikTokker'''<nowiki/>'s presence on the '''69SwagBalls420''' server, with good reason. Having been muted several times within a day of '''TikTokker''' joining, he immediately went on to warn '''Walter''' about what could happen if she was allowed to continue like this. At that moment in time, he already notified '''Lin''' about it, who said she was going to demod her for it, with '''Sam''' interestingly asking her to not do it as long as she stops. | Behind the scenes, '''Sam''' was one of the first ones to complain about '''TikTokker'''<nowiki/>'s presence on the '''69SwagBalls420''' server, with good reason. Having been muted several times within a day of '''TikTokker''' joining, he immediately went on to warn '''Walter''' about what could happen if she was allowed to continue like this. At that moment in time, he already notified '''Lin''' about it, who said she was going to demod her for it, with '''Sam''' interestingly asking her to not do it as long as she stops. | ||
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[[File:PostMergeLore5.png|center|thumb|694x694px|'''TikTokker''' seen "reclaiming slurs" by using insults for their intended purpose.]] | [[File:PostMergeLore5.png|center|thumb|694x694px|'''TikTokker''' seen "reclaiming slurs" by using insults for their intended purpose.]] | ||
The mods had enough of '''TikTokker''' at this point, in the two days since the merge all she did was act like a complete and utter cunt, and if she was ready to act this way over something as insignificant as an argument on Discord, insulting people she knew for months like that, it was clear she had no place in the server. #main-chat devolved into utter chaos as the people of the server soon started calling her out for using slurs, and her past actions soon came into the spotlight, with '''Sam''' highlighting that '''TikTokker''' had acted this way long before she joined this server, with her behavior on '''69MoeLester420''' soon coming into the center of attention. '''TikTokker''' decided to handle the situation like an adult, timing out '''Sam''' for criticizing him. All the other mods were starting to turn against him, and as #main-chat was still engulfed in chaos, the conversation soon shifted to #admin-family-guy-roleplay, where a proper insult match between the members of the mod team soon started. | The mods had enough of '''TikTokker''' at this point, in the two days since the merge all she did was act like a complete and utter cunt, and if she was ready to act this way over something as insignificant as an argument on Discord, insulting people she knew for months like that, it was clear she had no place in the server. '''#main-chat''' devolved into utter chaos as the people of the server soon started calling her out for using slurs, and her past actions soon came into the spotlight, with '''Sam''' highlighting that '''TikTokker''' had acted this way long before she joined this server, with her behavior on '''69MoeLester420''' soon coming into the center of attention. '''TikTokker''' decided to handle the situation like an adult, timing out '''Sam''' for criticizing him. All the other mods were starting to turn against him, and as '''#main-chat''' was still engulfed in chaos, the conversation soon shifted to '''#admin-family-guy-roleplay''', where a proper insult match between the members of the mod team soon started. | ||
[[File:PostMergeLore6.png|center|The devil shivers when Discord mods lose their temper.|frame]] | [[File:PostMergeLore6.png|center|The devil shivers when Discord mods lose their temper.|frame]] | ||
With only '''Instanormie''' stepping into '''TikTokker''''s defence, the other mods were less keen to support '''TikTokker''''s obviously hypocritical way of behaving, on the one hand presenting himself as a paragon of virtue while still participating in all those activities she so liked to criticize. A power mod to her core, an asshole like no other, everyone was sick of him, and '''Mr. Sex''' and '''Walter''' made sure to express those feelings directly to him, something that should have been done many months ago. A year of pent-up anger was finally released, and '''TikTokker''' left the server, never to show her face again. She was promptly banned from both the server and the subreddit, finally bringing this saga to an end. The members of '''69SwagBalls420''' soon found out what happened, and a collective sigh of relief echoed through the server. '''TikTokker''' was gone, and the world was at peace again. | With only '''Instanormie''' stepping into '''TikTokker''''s defence, the other mods were less keen to support '''TikTokker''''s obviously hypocritical way of behaving, on the one hand presenting himself as a paragon of virtue while still participating in all those activities she so liked to criticize. A power mod to her core, an asshole like no other, everyone was sick of him, and '''Mr. Sex''' and '''Walter''' made sure to express those feelings directly to him, something that should have been done many months ago. A year of pent-up anger was finally released, and '''TikTokker''' left the server, never to show her face again. She was promptly banned from both the server and the subreddit, finally bringing this saga to an end. The members of '''69SwagBalls420''' soon found out what happened, and a collective sigh of relief echoed through the server. '''TikTokker''' was gone, and the world was at peace again. | ||
=== The Story of Sam and Belize, The End === | === The Story of Sam and Belize, The End === | ||
==== The Beginning of the End ==== | |||
With '''TikTokker''' and the '''69SwagBalls420''' dealt with, it was time to move on to other pressing matters. Still confused about what exactly she meant with her final messages, '''Sam''' asked '''Walter''' to send a message to '''Belize''' to ask her about it in order to get some closure. Writing to her in the same late hours of the night he now uses to write wiki articles about a defunct discord server, '''Walter''' messaged '''Belize''' and patiently awaited her response. Not long after did he get a notification ping. | With '''TikTokker''' and the '''69SwagBalls420''' dealt with, it was time to move on to other pressing matters. Still confused about what exactly she meant with her final messages, '''Sam''' asked '''Walter''' to send a message to '''Belize''' to ask her about it in order to get some closure. Writing to her in the same late hours of the night he now uses to write wiki articles about a defunct discord server, '''Walter''' messaged '''Belize''' and patiently awaited her response. Not long after did he get a notification ping. | ||
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The messages between '''Belize''' and '''Walter''' were forwarded to '''Sam''', who apologized to '''Belize''' in return, asking for just a picture of her dog as a final goodbye. In return, she asked for a picture of his cat. Soon, a couple of memes were exchanged between the two, with '''Walter''' as their messenger. The atmosphere, for the first time in weeks, felt relaxed between the two, and things were seemingly headed back to normal. '''Belize''' and '''Walter''' chatted for a bit about all the news surrounding the subreddit, which recently crossed 10.000 members, and the server, which merged with '''SwagBalls''', along with all the surrounding drama. While she was offered the opportunity to come back and join the new server, she ultimately decided not to, leaving the place behind. With '''Walter''' headed to bed, '''Sam''' sent '''Belize''' one final request to start sharing images with her again. A reluctant, yet friendly "fine" was given in response, and it was almost like things went to how they were before. With a relationship mended, '''Walter''' softly went to sleep, and all of them lived happily ever after. | The messages between '''Belize''' and '''Walter''' were forwarded to '''Sam''', who apologized to '''Belize''' in return, asking for just a picture of her dog as a final goodbye. In return, she asked for a picture of his cat. Soon, a couple of memes were exchanged between the two, with '''Walter''' as their messenger. The atmosphere, for the first time in weeks, felt relaxed between the two, and things were seemingly headed back to normal. '''Belize''' and '''Walter''' chatted for a bit about all the news surrounding the subreddit, which recently crossed 10.000 members, and the server, which merged with '''SwagBalls''', along with all the surrounding drama. While she was offered the opportunity to come back and join the new server, she ultimately decided not to, leaving the place behind. With '''Walter''' headed to bed, '''Sam''' sent '''Belize''' one final request to start sharing images with her again. A reluctant, yet friendly "fine" was given in response, and it was almost like things went to how they were before. With a relationship mended, '''Walter''' softly went to sleep, and all of them lived happily ever after. | ||
=== The | ==== The Middle of the End ==== | ||
With the old server long defunct, and some mods not wishing to spend their valuable time on '''69SwagBalls420''', much larger and different than the '''69MoeLester420''' server, ███'█ ██████ ███████ provided a place for the old mods to reminisce about the good old days of two months ago as if they were aged war veterans. With '''Sam''' becoming a server admin on May 8, he was invited to the private '''Moederator server''' on June 8. Given how much things have changed in the past months, with '''TikTokker''' being replaced by the person she fought so hard to keep away, an old post from the history of the server was dug up, showing how '''TikTokker''' acted like an asshole to ''all'' new users, including the very person the server was named after. With the conversation now on '''Moe''', soon enough, it became focused '''Belize'''. One of the most prolific reddit posters on the platform, amassing more than a million karma, it was of no surprise that she had interacted with another heckin' chonker like '''Moe''', who managed to pull in similar numbers, during her time on the platform. | With the old server long defunct, and some mods not wishing to spend their valuable time on '''69SwagBalls420''', much larger and different than the '''69MoeLester420''' server, ███'█ ██████ ███████ provided a place for the old mods to reminisce about the good old days of two months ago as if they were aged war veterans. With '''Sam''' becoming a server admin on May 8, he was invited to the private '''Moederator server''' on June 8. Given how much things have changed in the past months, with '''TikTokker''' being replaced by the person she fought so hard to keep away, an old post from the history of the server was dug up, showing how '''TikTokker''' acted like an asshole to ''all'' new users, including the very person the server was named after. With the conversation now on '''Moe''', soon enough, it became focused '''Belize'''. One of the most prolific reddit posters on the platform, amassing more than a million karma, it was of no surprise that she had interacted with another heckin' chonker like '''Moe''', who managed to pull in similar numbers, during her time on the platform. | ||
In fact, due to the many on-site interactions between the two, the relationship of this '''Reddit Powercouple''' was privately speculated upon, especially by the members of the old server, mostly due to the fact that '''Belize''' had '''Moe''' linked on her account under a hyperlink named "my lovely idiot" (in turn, '''Moe''' had her linked under "'''u/GallowBoob"'''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/GallowBoob/ ''Reddit.'' | In fact, due to the many on-site interactions between the two, the relationship of this '''Reddit Powercouple''' was privately speculated upon, especially by the members of the old server, mostly due to the fact that '''Belize''' had '''Moe''' linked on her account under a hyperlink named "my lovely idiot" (in turn, '''Moe''' had her linked under "'''u/GallowBoob"'''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/GallowBoob/ ''Reddit.'' | ||
At the time of these events, '''u/GallowBoob''' was the user with the most reddit karma on the website, making him a subject of mockery among shitposting circles.</ref>), leading to rumors of e-dating. Of course, with time, these theories fell apart, but the memories remained. The conversation casually continued to shift from subject to subject, ranging from '''9GAG''' to '''Walter'''<nowiki/>'s gambling addiction and back to '''TikTokker'''<nowiki/>'s behavior on the new server, before finally returning to '''Belize'''. A good deal of old members haven't heard from her in months, as it turned out she had silently unfriended them since. While the exact reasons behind it were unclear, with this happening a while ago, '''Moe''' explained that she should be open to | At the time of these events, '''u/GallowBoob''' was the user with the most reddit karma on the website, making him a subject of mockery among shitposting circles.</ref>), leading to rumors of e-dating. Of course, with time, these theories fell apart, but the memories of them remained. The conversation casually continued to shift from subject to subject, ranging from '''9GAG''' to '''Walter'''<nowiki/>'s gambling addiction and back to '''TikTokker'''<nowiki/>'s behavior on the new server, before finally returning to '''Belize'''. A good deal of old members haven't heard from her in months, as it turned out she had silently unfriended them since. While the exact reasons behind it were unclear, with this happening a while ago, '''Moe''' explained that she should be open to re-friending everyone once again now that the smoke has cleared. And so '''Belize''', while not joining the '''secret server,''' once again re-friended all the mods of the old server. The mod team started to re-form, and all was good in the world. | ||
==== The End of the End ==== | |||
A month passed on '''SwagCord'''. For the duration of this period, as far as '''Belize''' was concerned, it seemed as if things had finally completely returned to normal. That was the case until July 11, when '''Sam''' posted in the server's '''#serious-discussion''' channel, stating how he had stayed in bed for the entire day, not mentioning by name but heavily hinting at the fact that it was '''Belize''' who brought him to this point. Once questioned about it more, he mentioned that she had ghosted him two weeks ago and unfriended everyone else. At first blaming himself for it, stating that he was mad at her the last time they spoke, '''Moe''' quickly went to reassure '''Sam''' that he didn't need to blame himself for it. | |||
As it would turn out, '''Moe''' had a falling out with '''Belize''' recently as well, saying how he had had enough of her keeping blowing up for apparently no reason, and told her that if she didn't want to continue speaking with him, it was her choice, but that she had no right to keep getting angry at him like that. With her past messages pointing towards certain mental issues in her headspace, it should be pointed out that although such things happening again could have been expected, it is not an excuse to keep bringing out one's anger onto people who care for you. '''Moe''' told '''Sam''' not to blame himself for her actions, and even though she knew both of them for a year at this point, that there was no point in holding on when she was just going to continue acting like this. In the end, with not much choice, all contact with her lost, '''Belize''' and everything that happened with her had to be left behind. | |||
Not all discord drama is fun. Some of it just sucks. | |||
=== Epilogue: Where Are They Now? === | === Epilogue: Where Are They Now? === | ||
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'''Mr. Sex''' constantly leaves and rejoins the server based on his mood. The only constant is that he keeps running the 9GAG account. | '''Mr. Sex''' constantly leaves and rejoins the server based on his mood. The only constant is that he keeps running the 9GAG account. | ||
Despite everything that happened on the '''69MoeLester420''' server, '''Sam''' would later go on to become an admin on the newly-formed '''69SwagBalls420''', one final middle finger to '''TikTokker'''. He still serves with distinction today, posting boykisser memes whenever the opportunity arises. | Despite everything that happened on the '''69MoeLester420''' server, '''Sam''' would later go on to become an admin on the newly-formed '''69SwagBalls420''', one final middle finger to '''TikTokker'''. Although the situation with '''Belize''' hit him hard at first, with time he has managed to move on, in the end managing to accept that he was not ultimately at fault for the way their relationship ended, at one occasion describing her as a "poopy butt". He still serves with distinction today, posting boykisser memes whenever the opportunity arises. | ||
In the months that followed, | In the months that followed, '''koonsbmw''' was placed on a no-fly list after his many violent attempts to bring an end to '''Sam'''<nowiki/>'s. Currently on the run from federal agents, his exact whereabouts are unknown, although he does occasionally establish contact from his underground bunker in order to post incomprehensible soyjaks and Sopranos memes. He is rumored to be currently residing and posting in ███'█ ██████ ███████. | ||
After months of complete radio silence, contact was once again established with '''TikTokker''', who has since then become twitter <ref>We're never calling it X, Elon.</ref> famous, amassing over a thousand followers. Using this newfound fame, she established a discord server named '''████CORD''', named after herself, modded along with her sidekick '''Instanormie'''. Deciding to pay her a visit, '''Mr. Sex''' and '''Sam''' joined the server, only to immediately be placed in the '''verification pit''', a purgatory for all of those waiting in line to meet their favorite twitter microcelebrity. At the time of joining, around 7% of the server is estimated to belong to a caste of '''pit dwellers''', beings lower than humans, only able to rise up the hierarchy by showing their twitter accounts. | After months of complete radio silence, contact was once again established with '''TikTokker''', who has since then become twitter <ref>We're never calling it X, Elon.</ref> famous, amassing over a thousand followers. Using this newfound fame, she established a discord server named '''████CORD''', named after herself, modded along with her sidekick '''Instanormie'''. Deciding to pay her a visit, '''Mr. Sex''' and '''Sam''' joined the server, only to immediately be placed in the '''verification pit''', a purgatory for all of those waiting in line to meet their favorite twitter microcelebrity. At the time of joining, around 7% of the server is estimated to belong to a caste of '''pit dwellers''', beings lower than humans, only able to rise up the hierarchy by showing their twitter accounts. | ||