WalterWhiteOnWiki

Joined 14 June 2023
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The mods had enough of '''TikTokker''' at this point, in the two days since the merge all she did was act like a complete and utter cunt, and if she was ready to act this way over something as insignificant as an argument on Discord, insulting people she knew for months like that, it was clear she had no place in the server. #main-chat devolved into utter chaos as the people of the server soon started calling her out for using slurs, and her past actions soon came into the spotlight, with '''Sam''' highlighting that '''TikTokker''' had acted this way long before she joined this server, with her behavior on '''69MoeLester420''' soon coming into the center of attention. '''TikTokker''' decided to handle the situation like an adult, timing out '''Sam''' for criticizing him. All the other mods were starting to turn against him, and as #main-chat was still engulfed in chaos, the conversation soon shifted to #admin-family-guy-roleplay, where a proper insult match between the members of the mod team soon started.
The mods had enough of '''TikTokker''' at this point, in the two days since the merge all she did was act like a complete and utter cunt, and if she was ready to act this way over something as insignificant as an argument on Discord, insulting people she knew for months like that, it was clear she had no place in the server. #main-chat devolved into utter chaos as the people of the server soon started calling her out for using slurs, and her past actions soon came into the spotlight, with '''Sam''' highlighting that '''TikTokker''' had acted this way long before she joined this server, with her behavior on '''69MoeLester420''' soon coming into the center of attention. '''TikTokker''' decided to handle the situation like an adult, timing out '''Sam''' for criticizing him. All the other mods were starting to turn against him, and as #main-chat was still engulfed in chaos, the conversation soon shifted to #admin-family-guy-roleplay, where a proper insult match between the members of the mod team soon started.
[[File:PostMergeLore6.png|center|The devil shivers when Discord mods lose their temper.|frame]]
[[File:PostMergeLore6.png|center|The devil shivers when Discord mods lose their temper.|frame]]
With only '''Instanormie''' stepping into '''TikTokker'<nowiki/>'''s defence, the other mods were less keen to support '''TikTokker''''s obviously hypocritical way of behaving, on the one hand presenting himself as a paragon of virtue while still participating in all those activities she so liked to criticize. A power mod to her core, an asshole like no other, everyone was sick of him, and '''Mr. Sex''' and '''Walter''' made sure to express those feelings directly to him, something that should have been done many months ago. A year of pent-up anger was finally released, and '''TikTokker''' left the server, never to show her face again. She was promptly banned from both the server and the subreddit, finally bringing this saga to an end. The members of '''69SwagBalls420''' soon found out what happened, and a collective sigh of relief echoed through the server. '''TikTokker''' was gone, and the world was at peace again.  
With only '''Instanormie''' stepping into '''TikTokker''''s defence, the other mods were less keen to support '''TikTokker''''s obviously hypocritical way of behaving, on the one hand presenting himself as a paragon of virtue while still participating in all those activities she so liked to criticize. A power mod to her core, an asshole like no other, everyone was sick of him, and '''Mr. Sex''' and '''Walter''' made sure to express those feelings directly to him, something that should have been done many months ago. A year of pent-up anger was finally released, and '''TikTokker''' left the server, never to show her face again. She was promptly banned from both the server and the subreddit, finally bringing this saga to an end. The members of '''69SwagBalls420''' soon found out what happened, and a collective sigh of relief echoed through the server. '''TikTokker''' was gone, and the world was at peace again.  


=== Epilogue: Where Are They Now? ===
=== Epilogue: Where Are They Now? ===
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Since the merge, '''Moe''' has been adopted as a server mascot of sorts, reclaiming the idol status he once possessed on the old '''69MoeLester420''' server. While his omnipotence has been constrained by the fact that he is not the server owner, having been placed in the naughty corner by '''Meme_Alt_Account''' for giving away mod perms too much, he nevertheless remains an ever important figure.
Since the merge, '''Moe''' has been adopted as a server mascot of sorts, reclaiming the idol status he once possessed on the old '''69MoeLester420''' server. While his omnipotence has been constrained by the fact that he is not the server owner, having been placed in the naughty corner by '''Meme_Alt_Account''' for giving away mod perms too much, he nevertheless remains an ever important figure.
 
[[File:Doormat.png|thumb|As expected, in the depths of the As expected, '''Mr. Sex''' was treated like a doormat, both figuratively and literally '''verification pit''', '''Mr. Sex''' was treated like a doormat, both figuratively and literally.]]
'''Walter''', never forgetting the dark past he left behind him, took up the offer presented by the '''Irony Wiki''', going on to write the most comprehensive overview of the old servers history the world has ever known. Even though he left Reddit amidst the 3rd-party crackdowns, he remains on the '''69SwagBalls420''' server, where he now draws award-winning ''Garten of Banban'' fanart, a new obsession of his which managed to cloud over even his fascination with ''Better Call Saul Presents: Slippin' Jimmy''. He currently serves as the server's resident soyjak artist.
'''Walter''', never forgetting the dark past he left behind him, took up the offer presented by the '''Irony Wiki''', going on to write the most comprehensive overview of the old servers history the world has ever known. Even though he left Reddit amidst the 3rd-party crackdowns, he remains on the '''69SwagBalls420''' server, where he now draws award-winning ''Garten of Banban'' fanart, a new obsession of his which managed to cloud over even his fascination with ''Better Call Saul Presents: Slippin' Jimmy''. He currently serves as the server's resident soyjak artist.


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In the months that followed, '''koonsbmw''' was placed on a no-fly list after his many violent attempts to bring an end to '''Sam'''<nowiki/>'s. Currently on the run from federal agents, his exact whereabouts are unknown, although he does occasionally establish contact from his underground bunker in order to post incomprehensible soyjaks. He is rumored to be currently residing and posting in ███'█ ██████ ███████.
In the months that followed, '''koonsbmw''' was placed on a no-fly list after his many violent attempts to bring an end to '''Sam'''<nowiki/>'s. Currently on the run from federal agents, his exact whereabouts are unknown, although he does occasionally establish contact from his underground bunker in order to post incomprehensible soyjaks. He is rumored to be currently residing and posting in ███'█ ██████ ███████.


After months of complete radio silence, contact was once again established with '''TikTokker''', who has since then become twitter <ref>We're never calling it X, Elon.</ref> famous, amassing over a thousand followers. Using this newfound fame, she established a discord server named ████CORD, named after herself, modded along with her sidekick '''Instanormie'''. Deciding to pay her a visit, '''Mr. Sex''' and '''Sam''' joined the server, only to immediately be placed in the '''verification pit''', a purgatory for all of those waiting in line to meet their favorite twitter microcelebrity. At the time of joining, around 7% of the server is estimated to belong to a caste of '''pit dwellers''', beings lower than humans, only able to rise up the hierarchy by showing their twitter accounts. As expected, '''Mr. Sex''' was treated like a doormat, both figuratively and literally.
After months of complete radio silence, contact was once again established with '''TikTokker''', who has since then become twitter <ref>We're never calling it X, Elon.</ref> famous, amassing over a thousand followers. Using this newfound fame, she established a discord server named ████CORD, named after herself, modded along with her sidekick '''Instanormie'''. Deciding to pay her a visit, '''Mr. Sex''' and '''Sam''' joined the server, only to immediately be placed in the '''verification pit''', a purgatory for all of those waiting in line to meet their favorite twitter microcelebrity. At the time of joining, around 7% of the server is estimated to belong to a caste of '''pit dwellers''', beings lower than humans, only able to rise up the hierarchy by showing their twitter accounts.


One good thing did emerge from the '''verification pit''', however, and that was the unlikely sighting of '''Max''' after all these months. Although he hasn't been active as of the time of writing, he did join ███'█ ██████ ███████, and the return of an old mod is always appreciated. As long as it's not '''TikTokker''', that is.
One good thing did emerge from the '''verification pit''', however, and that was the unlikely sighting of '''Max''' after all these months. Although he hasn't been active as of the time of writing, he did join ███'█ ██████ ███████, and the return of an old mod is always appreciated. As long as it's not '''TikTokker''', that is.