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THE IWF IS BACK. Currently run by cupcake!;, the critically acclaimed series had its first official event on September 25th, 2021. As before, edgelord+ are eligible to compete in irony wrestling, and irony hub legends old and new will battle it out in an attempt to gain the most prestigious title in irony today, the IWF Heavyweight Championship. The old Irony hub wrestling information will be kept below or possibly moved to a different page. All videos of the current iwf can be found on the official IRONY WRESTLING FEDERATION yt page
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* CIA Agent : [to three prisoners]  The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!  [grabs a hood]  CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?  [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]  CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good!  [pulls the hood back into the plane]  CIA Agent : Who wants to try next?  [grabs another prisoner]  CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun!  Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?  CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you?  Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.  [the Agent removes the hood]  Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.  CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die?  Bane : It would be extremely painful.  CIA Agent : You're a big guy!  Bane : For you.  CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan?  Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.  Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing!  CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?  Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
* [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers]  CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.  [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel]  Barsad : He wasn't alone.  [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone]  CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends.  Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends.  Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them.  CIA Agent : And why would I want them?  Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man...  CIA Agent
: Bane?  [the driver nods]  CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.
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== EVENTS ==
* CIA Agent : [to three prisoners]  The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!  [grabs a hood]  CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?  [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]  CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good!  [pulls the hood back into the plane]  CIA Agent : Who wants to try next?  [grabs another prisoner]  CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun!  Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?  CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you?  Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.  [the Agent removes the hood]  Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.  CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die?  Bane : It would be extremely painful.  CIA Agent : You're a big guy!  Bane : For you.  CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan?  Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.  Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing!  CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?  Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
* [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers]  CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.  [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel]  Barsad : He wasn't alone.  [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone]  CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends.  Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends.  Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them.  CIA Agent : And why would I want them?  Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man...  CIA Agent
: Bane?  [the driver nods]  CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.
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=== 9/22 Stream Test Match ===
* CIA Agent : [to three prisoners]  The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!  [grabs a hood]  CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?  [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]  CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good!  [pulls the hood back into the plane]  CIA Agent : Who wants to try next?  [grabs another prisoner]  CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun!  Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?  CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you?  Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.  [the Agent removes the hood]  Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.  CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die?  Bane : It would be extremely painful.  CIA Agent : You're a big guy!  Bane : For you.  CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan?  Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.  Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing!  CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?  Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
Roomba defeated R via pinfall - 2.5 stars
* [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers]  CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.  [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel]  Barsad : He wasn't alone.  [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone]  CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends.  Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends.  Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them.  CIA Agent : And why would I want them?  Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man...  CIA Agent
: Bane?  [the driver nods]  CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.
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Seiya defeated Candy via pinfall - 3 stars
* CIA Agent : [to three prisoners]  The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!  [grabs a hood]  CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?  [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]  CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good!  [pulls the hood back into the plane]  CIA Agent : Who wants to try next?  [grabs another prisoner]  CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun! Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?  CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you?  Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.  [the Agent removes the hood]  Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.  CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die?  Bane : It would be extremely painful.  CIA Agent : You're a big guy!  Bane : For you.  CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan?  Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you. Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing!  CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan? Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
 
* [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers]   CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA. [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel]  Barsad : He wasn't alone.  [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone]  CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends. Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends. Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them.  CIA Agent : And why would I want them?  Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man... CIA Agent
R defeated Cupcake via pinfall - 4 stars
: Bane?  [the driver nods]   CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.
 
=== 9/25 Mini Irony Rumble ===
IronicDogeposting called out R
 
Tying defeated Guagh via pinfall - 3 stars
 
Homer Uchiha defeated qorty via pinfall - 3.5 stars
 
Cmonster won the Mini Irony Rumble, earning a spot in the Irony Rumble II - 4.5 Stars
 
=== 10/3 Irony Rumble II ===
Ironicdogeposting def R via pinfall - 3 stars
 
Sexhaver4200 def Tavvo via pinfall - 3,5 stars
 
Candy and Crocs def Your Bucket and ChipsDotMp4 via pinfall in a tag team match - 4.5 stars
 
Exc went out in a scheduled match against Roomba, but was attacked by Josemon from behind with a steel chair
 
Kdog Won the Irony rumble, last eliminating R to become the first IWF champion **NEW CHAMPION** - 5 stars
 
=== 10/10 IWF Battleground #1 ===
Candy cut a promo after a recent injury suffered from the tag team match
 
Sexhaver4200 def Homer Uchiha via pinfall, then attacked him after the match - 3. stars
 
Kdog def Guagh via submission, Guagh seemed to doubt himself after the match. - 3.5 stars
 
Josemon def. Exc via pinfall, after the match Exc offered Josemon a handshake, but suddenly kicked Josemon in the balls - 4 stars
 
== ROSTER ==
<nowiki>**</nowiki>SUBJECT TO CHANGE**
 
=== USERS ===
1. cupcake
 
2. exc
 
3. seiya
 
4. candy
 
5. tying
 
6. yosheej
 
7. ironic dogeposting
 
8. crocs
 
9. chipsdotmp4
 
10. ultimocha
 
11. Tavvo
 
12. your bucket
 
13. woshingo
 
14. 88ball
 
15. kupo
 
16. kdog
 
17. sexhaver
 
18. homer uchiha
 
19. roomba
 
20. ciinerk
 
21. lul
 
22. josemon
 
23. qorty
 
24. afsky
 
25. milan
 
26. guyguy
 
27. chromyl chloride
 
28. r
 
29. cereal guy
 
30. cmonster
 
=== CHARACTERS ===
1. steelers fan
 
2. shang chi
 
3. barack obama
 
4. chained kong
 
5. swolposter
 
6. bladee
 
7. linus from shark boy
 
8. cmonster cat
 
9. doge
 
10. slim shady
 
== W/L RECORD ==
 
=== USERS ===
Kdog - 2-0
 
Sexhaver4200- 2-0
 
Josemon 1-0
 
Crocs: 0-1
 
Roomba: 1-0
 
Seiya: 1-0
 
Tying: 1-0
 
Cmonster: 1-0
 
Homer Uchiha: 1-1
 
Candy - 1-1
 
R: 1-2
 
Cupcake: 0-1
 
Tavvo: 0-1
 
Exc: 0-1
 
Your Bucket: 0-1
 
ChipsDotMp4: 0-1
 
Qorty: 0-1
 
Guagh: 0-2
 
=== CHARACTERS ===
 
== CHAMPIONS ==
 
=== KDog: Champion for 12+ Days ===
 
== OLD IRONY HUB WRESTLING STUFF ==
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great sorrow that I, secretironywikieditor, must announce to you something. We have reached a milestone in the Irony Wrestling Federation, for Diogo is gone. All IWF operations have been suspended indefinitely due to lack of management. Perhaps this shall be revived under new ownership and the legacy of this great company shall live on. To pay tribute to all the great talent under the IWF, here are some awards
 
Best Champion: cupcake!; (only champion :troll:)
 
Superstar of the year: Deniz Nakamura
 
Best Debut: Bartweird
 
Match of the Year: Irony Rumble
 
Shit Match of the year: Luq vs Saul Goodman
 
Feud of the year: Caskain and Card
 
Best Commentator: that one guy who was basically the main commentator of the irony hub rumbel i dont feel like checking but good job :okbuddy:
 
Performance of the year: Deniz's performance against Bangshakalaka
 
Best (or worst idk) Heel of the year: Bangshakalaka
 
Funniest Moment: luq entering the rumble and then immediately getting eliminated lol ttrash af
 
Loser of the Year: amogus
 
 
Irony Hub Wrestling or Irony Wrestling Federation was an event created by [[diogo]], and the flagship event (Irony Hub Rumble) will take place on February 21st, 2021. This will possibly be an ongoing event if everything goes well. 30 people (Edgelord+) were eligible for the first Irony Hub Rumble, and more may be added in the future. I have nothing else to do so i'll keep track of everything lol. Last updated {{last edited}} krill
 
== OLD Events ==
 
=== 2/16 Stream Test Match ===
Bangshakalaka def. amogus via pinfall (Iron Man Match) 2 stars
 
Bangshakalaka def. Roman Reigns via escape (Steel Cage Match) (does not count to record) -1 star
 
Bangshakalaka def. card. (I don't know the details, but this was confirmed by diogo) ???
 
=== 2/18 Thursday Night Brawl ===
Roomba def. amogus via pinfall. 3 stars
 
Caskain def. Ekebis via dq (card run-in) 2 stars
 
Main Event: Bangshakalaka def. Deniz Nakamura via submission (booooooo bang) 3.5 stars
 
IMPROMPTU MATCH: Deniz & Ekebis def. Bangshakalaka & card (Extreme Rules Tag Team Match) 4.5 Stars
 
Bangshakalaka was later proved to be on steroids BUT he did not get disqualified and banned forever because the game is rigged. #BANBANG #JUSTICEFORDENIZ
 
commentators: traz and pop man
 
=== 2/21 Irony Hub Rumble ===
Cornelius def. KNRAN via submission. 2 stars
 
Card def. Caskain via pinfall. 3.5 stars
 
Cupcake wins the 30 man Royal Rumble last defeating Weezor. [NEW IWF CHAMPION] 5 stars
 
Bangshakalaka def lul via submission. 2.5 stars
 
ROYAL RUMBLE HIGHLIGHTS: doge entering 1st, enzo clearing out the ring, luq getting eliminated immediately after entering, obama entering, begging, then getting eliminated, Cup entering at No. 30 and winning the rumble
 
=== 3/17 RANDOM IWF EVENT N°1 ===
deniz nakamura calls out cupcake, wants a title match
 
cupcake def. salvia path via pinfall. NOTE: not rated due to technical errors with the stream, but from what i saw it was around a 3 star match
 
Michiru def. doge via pinfall. Doge now unfunniest meme. 2.5 stars
 
Leah def. bangshakalaka. 3.5 stars
 
commentators: diogo and qorty
 
=== 3/29 RANDOM IWF EVENT N°2 ===
Saul Goodman def. luq via pinfall. Extreme Rules match 1 star (holy fuck this was long)
 
Caskain def. card via pinfall. 2.5 stars
 
Bartweird def R. Falls Count Anywhere. 3.5 stars
 
Kaj def Lul and Deniz. Winner gets title shot. 4 stars
 
Cup calls out bangshakalaka for being dumb and gay and stupid
 
salvia path def KNRAN, Bangshakalaka, and some other guy i dont remember i hope theres a recording :troll: in an exhibition match. 3 stars (does not count to w/l)
 
Commentators: Diogo and Truck H. Rust
 
== OLD Roster ==
Note: Face = Good Guy, Heel = Bad Guy (pretty swag wrestling terms right??) (unknown's have not wrestled yet)
 
=== Active Roster ===
GuyGuy - heel
 
roomba - face
 
waterloupe - face
 
cereal - heel
 
lul - face
 
amogus - face but he is a loser :c
 
milan - heel
 
enzo - heel
 
caskain - heel but is rivals with card ig? hard to tell since he was fighting ekebis (a good guy) but kept getting jumped by card (a bad guy)
 
HIDEO KOJIMA - super face
 
arctic - face
 
bangshakalaka - heel fag dumbass from hell
 
ekebis - face
 
cup - super face [CHAMPION]
 
luke - face
 
popman - heel
 
newsrat - heel
 
spungbob - heel
 
killthekaiser - face
 
krill - unknown but likely face because we all love krill :wholesome:
 
luq - heel, because
 
salvia path - face
 
leah - heel
 
kaj - face
 
soapkiller - face
 
weezor - heel
 
diogo - face
 
deniz - face
 
bruj - face
 
r - heel
 
jafi - face
 
doge - heel
 
the rock '01 - heel (the imposter)
 
battaro - heel
 
michiru - heel
 
big chungus - face
 
=== Hall Of Famers (Popular users that are no longer with us) ===
<nowiki>***</nowiki>THESE WILL BE UPDATED AS THEY APPEAR***
 
cornelius - heel
 
KNRAN - face
 
== OLD Win/Loss Records ==
 
=== Active Roster W/L ===
Bangshakalaka: 4-2
 
Cupcake: 2-0
 
Kaj: 1-0
 
Saul Goodman: 1-0
 
Leah 1-0
 
Bartweird: 1-0
 
Michiru: 1-0
 
Roomba: 1-0
 
Caskain: 2-1
 
Deniz Nakamura: 1-2
 
Ekebis: 1-1
 
card: 1-3
 
luq: 0-1
 
R: 0-1
 
doge: 0-1
 
salvia path: 0-1
 
lul: 0-2
 
amogus: 0-2
 
=== Hall of Fame W/L ===
cornelius: 1-0
 
KNRAN: 0-1
 
== OLD Championship Reigns ==
+ means the reigns are ongoing
 
=== 1st Champion: Cupcake: 36+ Days ===
Won in the Irony Rumble. No Title Defenses Yet.
 
== Videos ==
=== 2/21 Irony Hub Rumble ===
Recorded by [[Saucy]]. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0osdvXOViY View it on YouTube], timestamps in the description.
{{YouTube video|V0osdvXOViY}}

Revision as of 01:21, 9 September 2022

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  • CIA Agent : [to three prisoners] The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! [grabs a hood] CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head] CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good! [pulls the hood back into the plane] CIA Agent : Who wants to try next? [grabs another prisoner] CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun! Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane? CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you? Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. [the Agent removes the hood] Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die? Bane : It would be extremely painful. CIA Agent : You're a big guy! Bane : For you. CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan? Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you. Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing! CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan? Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
  • [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers] CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA. [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel] Barsad : He wasn't alone. [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone] CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends. Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends. Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them. CIA Agent : And why would I want them? Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man... CIA Agent
: Bane?  [the driver nods]   CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.
File:ImageSSS.png
  • CIA Agent : [to three prisoners] The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! [grabs a hood] CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head] CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good! [pulls the hood back into the plane] CIA Agent : Who wants to try next? [grabs another prisoner] CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun! Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane? CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you? Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. [the Agent removes the hood] Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die? Bane : It would be extremely painful. CIA Agent : You're a big guy! Bane : For you. CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan? Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you. Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing! CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan? Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
  • [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers] CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA. [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel] Barsad : He wasn't alone. [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone] CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends. Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends. Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them. CIA Agent : And why would I want them? Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man... CIA Agent
: Bane?  [the driver nods]   CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.
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  • CIA Agent : [to three prisoners] The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! [grabs a hood] CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head] CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good! [pulls the hood back into the plane] CIA Agent : Who wants to try next? [grabs another prisoner] CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun! Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane? CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you? Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. [the Agent removes the hood] Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die? Bane : It would be extremely painful. CIA Agent : You're a big guy! Bane : For you. CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan? Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you. Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing! CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan? Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
  • [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers] CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA. [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel] Barsad : He wasn't alone. [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone] CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends. Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends. Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them. CIA Agent : And why would I want them? Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man... CIA Agent
: Bane?  [the driver nods]   CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.
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  • CIA Agent : [to three prisoners] The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! [grabs a hood] CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head] CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good! [pulls the hood back into the plane] CIA Agent : Who wants to try next? [grabs another prisoner] CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun! Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane? CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you? Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. [the Agent removes the hood] Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die? Bane : It would be extremely painful. CIA Agent : You're a big guy! Bane : For you. CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan? Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you. Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing! CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan? Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
  • [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers] CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA. [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel] Barsad : He wasn't alone. [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone] CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends. Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends. Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them. CIA Agent : And why would I want them? Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man... CIA Agent
: Bane?  [the driver nods]   CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.
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