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<ref group="editor's note"> find girard's original aliases, apparently was called '''Hilter''' [sic] at first</ref>
<ref group="editor's note"> find girard's original aliases, apparently was called '''Hilter''' [sic] at first</ref>


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| above  = '''Republic of SwagBalls'''
|colspan = 2 style="font-size:150%;text-align:center"| '''Republic of SwagBalls'''  
| autoheaders = y
|-
| labelstyle  = width:50% | border-left: 1px dotted #aaa
|-
| decat = no
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:SwagBallsFlag.webp | 200px]]
 
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:69SwagBalls420.png | 200px]]
| label2 = Flag |   data2 = Coat of arms
|-
|style="text-align:center;"| Flag
| label7 = Capital and Largest City | data7 = '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Coat of arms
 
|-
| label9 = Official Language | data9 = English
|-
| label10 = National Groups (2024) <ref> '''EasyPoll''' (August 18, 2024): [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1274843589641240576/1274844549445062736 Official SwagBalls Census] ''Discord.'' </ref> | data10 = ''By role:'' <br>• 90.9% Green Roles <br>• 6.2% Gold Roles <br>• 1.6% Bots <br>• 0.6% Moderators <br>• 0.7% Other<ref group="note">Users with miscellaneous top roles, including a variable population of '''Pit Dwellers'''.</ref> <br> <br>''By Continent of Origin:'' <br>• 63% North American <br>• 29% European <br>• 4% South American <br>• 2% Asian <br>• 2% Australian
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Server Motto''': I Don't Give a Swag
 
|-
| label11 = Religion (2024) <ref> '''EasyPoll''' (August 18, 2024): [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1274843589641240576/1274844856744939601 Official SwagBalls Census] ''Discord.'' </ref>
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Server Mascot''': Charter's cat
| data11 = • 63% Unaffiliated <br>• 12% girardian <br>• 8% Christian <br>• 4% Muslim <br>• 4% Hindu <br>• 8% Other
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:120%"" | [[File:SwagCord_Map.png | 400px]] <br> Map of SwagBalls
| label12 = Demonym(s) | data12 = SwagBallian
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Capital and Largest City'''
| label13 = Government | data13 = Unitary presidential republic  
| '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''
| label14 = • President <br> • Vice-President <br> • Owner <br> • Chief Moderator| data14 = • Flaming Testicle (left) <br> • Barley <br> • Meme_Alt_Account <br> • Walter
|-
| label15 = Legislature | data15 = '''#🏛-the-senate'''
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Official Language'''
| English
| header16 = '''History of the Server'''
|-
| label17 = Creation of SwagCord | data17 = February 3, 2022
| style="font-size:110%" | '''National Groups''' (2024)<ref> '''EasyPoll''' (August 18, 2024): [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1274843589641240576/1274844549445062736 Official SwagBalls Census] ''Discord.'' </ref>  
| label18 = Unification with IkeaFreshBalls | data18 = September 14, 2022
|''By role:'' <br>• 90.9% Green Roles <br>• 6.2% Gold Roles <br>• 1.6% Bots <br>• 0.6% Moderators <br>• 0.7% Other<ref group="note">Users with miscellaneous top roles, including a variable population of '''Pit Dwellers'''.</ref> <br> <br>''By Continent of Origin:'' <br>• 63% North American <br>• 29% European <br>• 4% South American <br>• 2% Asian <br>• 2% Australian
| label19 = Unification with 69MoeLester420 | data19 = March 30, 2023
|-
| label20 = Unification with █████████ | data20 = December 26, 2023
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Religion''' (2024)<ref> '''EasyPoll''' (August 18, 2024): [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1274843589641240576/1274844856744939601 Official SwagBalls Census] ''Discord.'' </ref>
| label21 = Democratic Rule | data21 = March 17, 2024
| • 63% Unaffiliated <br>• 12% girardian <br>• 8% Christian <br>• 4% Muslim <br>• 4% Hindu <br>• 8% Other
| label21 = #📜-constitution Adopted | data21 = July 4, 2024
|-
 
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Demonym(s)'''
| header22 = Population
| SwagBallian
| label23 = Population (2024) | data23 = [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 1700+
|-
| label24 = Active Userbase (estimate) | data25 = [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] 50
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Government'''
| Unitary presidential republic
| header25 = Economy  
|-
| '''• President'''
| label26 = Currency | data26 = S.B. UBucks ([[File:69SwagBalls420.png|12px]]) <br> Xertunian CatBux ([[File:CatBux.png|12px]]) (unofficial use)
| '''Flaming Testicle (left)'''
| label27 = GDP (PPP) | data27 = 2024 estimate
|-
| label28 = • Total | data28 = [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] [[File:69SwagBalls420.png|12px]]11.184 billion
| '''Vice-President'''
| label29 = • Per Capita | data29 = [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] [[File:69SwagBalls420.png|12px]]6.579 million
| '''Barley'''
|-
| label30 = GDP (nominal) | data30 = 2024 estimate
| '''Owner'''
| label31 = • Total | data31 = [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] $4.67
|''' Meme_Alt_Account'''
| label32 = • Per Capita | data32 = [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] $0.002  
|-
| label33 = Gini (2024) | data33 = [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]99.8<ref> '''UnbelievaBoat''' (August 29, 2024): '''Server Leaderboard''' ''Discord.'' </ref><ref> '''Purrtun''' (August 18, 2024): '''Server Leaderboard''' ''Discord.'' </ref> <br> <b style="color:#ff0000"> Very High Inequality </b>
|''' Chief Moderator'''
| label34 = HDI (2024) | data34 = [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]0.492 <br> <b style="color:#ff0000"> Low </b>
|''' Walter'''
}}
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Legislature'''
| '''#🏛-the-senate'''
|-
| colspan=2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''History of the Server'''
|-
|'''Creation of SwagCord'''
|February 3, 2022
|-
|'''Unification with IkeaFreshBalls '''
|September 14, 2022
|-
|'''Unification with 69MoeLester420 '''
|March 30, 2023
|-
|'''Unification with █████████ '''
|December 26, 2023
|-
|'''Democratic Rule '''
|March 17, 2024
|-
|'''#📜-constitution Adopted'''
|July 4, 2024
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Population'''
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Population''' (2024)  
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 1700+
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Active Userbase''' (2024 estimate)  
| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] 50
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Area'''
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Total Area''' (2024)
| 116 channels
|-
| '''• Voice Channels'''
| 8 channels (6.9%)
|-
| '''• Archived'''
| 30 channels (25.9%)
|-
| '''• Government Land'''
| 8 channels (6.9%)
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Economy'''
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Currency'''
| SwagBallian UBucks ([[File:69SwagBalls420.png | 12px]]) <br> Xertunian CatBux ([[File:CatBux.png | 12px]])
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''GDP''' (PPP)
| style="font-size:110%" | 2024 estimate
|-
| '''• Total'''
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] [[File:69SwagBalls420.png | 12px]]11.184 billion
|-
| '''• Per Capita'''
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] [[File:69SwagBalls420.png | 12px]]6.579 million
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''GDP''' (nominal)
| style="font-size:110%" | 2024 estimate
|-
| '''• Total'''
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] $4.67
|-
| '''• Per Capita'''
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] $0.002
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Gini''' (2024)  
| [[File:RedArrowUp.png|12px]]99.8<ref> '''UnbelievaBoat''' (August 29, 2024): '''Server Leaderboard''' ''Discord.'' </ref><ref> '''Purrtun''' (August 18, 2024): '''Server Leaderboard''' ''Discord.'' </ref> <br> <b style="color:#ff0000"> Very High Inequality </b>
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''HDI''' (2024)
| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]0.492-[[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]0.983<ref group="note">This statistic is highly disputed, and opinions among experts vary greatly. To some, '''SwagCord''' is the best it has ever been, to others, it is in a perpetual state of collapse, while others yet believe that nothing has fundamentally changed throughout the months. Whether '''SwagBalls''' has fallen is in the eye of the observer.</ref> <br> <b style="color:#ff0000">Low</b>-<b style="color:#006400">Very high</b>  
|}


=== Mahmoud the Village Dweller ===
=== Mahmoud the Village Dweller ===