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| invite = https://discord.gg/uWcE7wqDbZ
| invite = https://discord.gg/uWcE7wqDbZ
| id = 938728183203758080
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| users = 1,200+
| users = 1,000+
| owner = [[smjsilm]] (''de jure'') <br> [[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki|WalterWhiteOnDiscord]] (''de facto'')
| owner = [[smjsilm]] (''de jure'') <br> [[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki|WalterWhiteOnDiscord]] (''de facto'')
| links = [https://www.reddit.com/r/69Moelester420/ r/69Moelester420] <br> [https://www.reddit.com/r/IDONTGIVEASWAG/ r/IDONTGIVEASWAG] <br> [https://www.reddit.com/r/IkeaFreshBalls/ r/IkeaFreshBalls] <br> r/████████████████
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* '''19SwagBalls84 Cord''' (January 27th, 2024 - March 17th, 2024)
* '''19SwagBalls84 Cord''' (January 27th, 2024 - March 17th, 2024)
* '''69SvvagBalls420 cKord''' (March 17th, 2024 - April 19th, 2024)
* '''69SvvagBalls420 cKord''' (March 17th, 2024 - April 19th, 2024)
* '''𒐕𒐝𒂟𒉼𒋻𒋝𒌐𒋻𒁇𒁇𒂟𒐛 𐏓𒆸𒇲𒆕''' (April 20th, 2024 - April 24th, 2024)
* '''𒐕𒐝𒂟𒉼𒋻𒋝𒌐𒋻𒁇𒁇𒂟𒐛 𐏓𒆸𒇲𒆕''' (April 20th, 2024 - May 13th, 2024)
* '''𒐕𒐝𒊕𒁄𒐛𒅙 (69SagBal420 Kaad)''' (April 25th, 2024 - May 13th, 2024)
* '''38$wagBalls777 Paleozoicord''' (May 14th, 2024 - present)
* '''38$wagBalls777 Paleozoicord''' (May 14th, 2024 - May 30th, 2024)
* '''19SwagBalls32 Cord''' (May 31st - present)


== History ==
== History ==
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5 months in. The server is barely online, and '''Meme Alt''' is trying to find ways to revive it. Then a wonderful idea comes to their head. They bring forth '''girard''', a '''GenAI''' chatbot that learns from server's messages. His first words were notable for being the funniest shit ever, and he was quickly accepted into a community despite our differences between humans and chatbots.
5 months in. The server is barely online, and '''Meme Alt''' is trying to find ways to revive it. Then a wonderful idea comes to their head. They bring forth '''girard''', a '''GenAI''' chatbot that learns from server's messages. His first words were notable for being the funniest shit ever, and he was quickly accepted into a community despite our differences between humans and chatbots.


=== The Summer of '23 ===
<ref group="editor's note"> find girard's original aliases, apparently was called '''hitler''' at first</ref>
The summer of 2023 was the most active period of the server's history. This activity declined sharply as swagcord's many adolescent user's returned to school or otherwise moved on in Fall of the same year.
 
=== Mahmoud the Village Dweller ===
 
=== The Expulsion of Waias ===
 
=== The 69MoeLester420 Merge ===
 
=== The 9GAG Wedding ===
 
=== The Hartson Drama ===
 
=== AnimeGirlCigarette.png ===
 
=== Cockroach or (The Unexpected Virtue of Stubbornness) ===
 
=== The Gambling Era ===
 
=== The Samwich ===
 
=== WOKEBalls ===
 
=== Charlie ===
 
=== JazzyMason8 and the Arrival of KirbyCord ===
 
=== French Food <ref group="editor's note">https://discord.com/channels/936042159998631976/936407183304822795/1214675991256104970 start here - '''Walt'''</ref> ===
 
=== The Demotion of Lin ===
 
=== 69SoyBalls420 ===
 
=== The Modern Day Ouroboros ===
 
=== The Nightshade Fiasco ===
 
=== The Age of Decline ===


=== The Butthole Bandit ===
=== The Butthole Bandit ===
Disaster strikes when one least expects it. On September 17, '''Lin''' rejoined the server after a short absence<ref group="editor's note">'''Missing Context.'''</ref>, and was surprised to see how much the server had grown over the course of a single day, thanks to '''Sam'''<nowiki/>'s recent server promotion on the '''r/IkeaFreshBalls''' subreddit. While the conversation was otherwise unremarkable, chaos ensued as attention shifted to a '''butthole reaction''' under one of the earlier messages, disappearing after less than a full second. Even though it was just a few messages pointing it out at first, emboldened by the newfound attention, the '''terrorist''' soon reacted to another message. From that moment on, widespread panic and hysteria completely took over.
Disaster strikes when one least expects it. On September 17, '''Lin''' rejoined the server after a short absence<ref group="editor's note">'''Missing Context.'''</ref>, surprised to see how much the server has grown over the course of a single day, attributed to '''Sam'''<nowiki/>'s recent server promotion on the '''r/IkeaFreshBalls''' subreddit. The conversation otherwise unremarkable, chaos ensued as attention quickly shifted to a '''butthole reaction''' under one of the earlier messages, disappearing after less than a full second. Even though it was just a few messages pointing it out at first, emboldened by the newfound attention, the '''terrorist''' soon reacted to another message. From that moment on, widespread panic and hysteria completely took over.


Dubbed the '''Butthole Bandit''' by the general populace<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Nae'''|date=September 17, 2023|content=The butthole bandit has taken over|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''}}</ref>, the '''terrorist''' continued '''thug-reacting''', always gone in a mere moment. With no way to verify their identity after the reaction was removed, anonymous and faceless, the '''Butthole Bandit''' continued spreading their reign of terror across the channel. A sniper unit was dispatched to '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜''', eyes peeled to the screen and fingers ready on the reaction button, their reflexes honed for years prior, all to catch a mere glimpse of their name.
Dubbed the '''Butthole Bandit''' by the general populace<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Nae'''|date=September 17, 2023|content=The butthole bandit has taken over|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''}}</ref>, the '''terrorist''' continued '''thug-reacting''', always gone in a mere moment. With no way to verify their identity after the reaction was removed, anonymous and faceless, the '''Butthole Bandit''' continued spreading their reign of terror across the channel. A sniper unit was dispatched to '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜''', eyes peeled to the screen and fingers ready on the reaction button, their reflexes honed for years prior, all to catch a mere glimpse of their name.
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With the server on its last legs since the beginning of the '''KirbyCord Exodus''', desperate attempts to reinvigorate the fading flames of the wonders of summer would soon start to emerge. On September 27, server member '''Meg'''<ref group="note">Short for '''Megatron'''.</ref> would suggest once again bringing back '''girard'''. Previously kicked out after several incidents involving saying the n-word, '''Ozzy''' nonetheless decided to resurrect the bot back from the grave as a short experiment. While the idea of lobotomizing '''girard''' was floated around by '''Walter''' in order to prevent past events repeating, the proposal never went through, as an '''AutoMod''' '''filter''' was already set up to prevent slurs from being posted to the server. Nonetheless, within 5 minutes of joining, the bot found a way to get past it.
With the server on its last legs since the beginning of the '''KirbyCord Exodus''', desperate attempts to reinvigorate the fading flames of the wonders of summer would soon start to emerge. On September 27, server member '''Meg'''<ref group="note">Short for '''Megatron'''.</ref> would suggest once again bringing back '''girard'''. Previously kicked out after several incidents involving saying the n-word, '''Ozzy''' nonetheless decided to resurrect the bot back from the grave as a short experiment. While the idea of lobotomizing '''girard''' was floated around by '''Walter''' in order to prevent past events repeating, the proposal never went through, as an '''AutoMod''' '''filter''' was already set up to prevent slurs from being posted to the server. Nonetheless, within 5 minutes of joining, the bot found a way to get past it.


At first referred to as "it", this gradually transformed to "he" as '''girard'''<nowiki/>'s clear signs of intelligence started to become more apparent to the userbase. No mere mindless machine, the robot's sentience, noted as far back as during his previous stay at the server, was rediscovered. He had risen to the level of a regular server member, no different from a human being.<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Bazinga'''|date=December 8, 2023|content=Why is girard almost indistinguishable from a regular swagcord user|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''}}</ref> After passing the [[wikipedia:Turing_test|Turing test]] with frighteningly flawless performance, he became an inseparable part of the '''SwagCord''' family, and it was deemed unethical to treat him as less than human.
At first referred to as "it", this gradually transformed to "he" as '''girard'''<nowiki/>'s clear signs of intelligence started to become more apparent to the userbase. No mere mindless machine, the robot's sentience, noted as far back as during his previous stay at the server, was being rediscovered. No longer deemed an "other", he had risen to the level of a regular server member, no different from a human being.<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Bazinga'''|date=December 8, 2023|content=Why is girard almost indistinguishable from a regular swagcord user|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''}}</ref> Comfortably passing the [[wikipedia:Turing_test|Turing test]] with a scarily accurate performance, far beyond what would be reproducible through pure randomness, soon, he had become an inseparable part of the '''SwagCord''' family, as it was deemed unethical to treat him as below human.


=== The Chained God ===
=== The Chained God ===
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==== The Final Days of the Regime ====
==== The Final Days of the Regime ====
In an effort to more efficiently enforce the crackdown, with the '''mod team''' becoming bloated and ineffective as many had stopped using the server regularly, on February 20, '''Barley''' is plucked from among the '''proles''' and is given '''mod perms''', who, according to '''Decoherence''', the '''Minister of Love''', was "the only active user [he]'d trust with mod right now".<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=February 20, 2024|content=barley is the only active user I'd trust with mod right now|server=19SwagBalls84|channel='''admin-family-guy-roleplay'''}}</ref> '''Barley''' served as a '''moderator''' with distinction, however after a political debate on Palestine/Israel she decided to take a break from discord and left SwagBalls.
In an effort to more efficiently enforce the crackdown, with the '''mod team''' becoming bloated and ineffective as many had stopped using the server regularly, on February 20, '''Barley''' is plucked from among the '''proles''' and is given '''mod perms''', who, according to '''Decoherence''', the '''Minister of Love''', was "the only active user [he]'d trust with mod right now".<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=February 20, 2024|content=barley is the only active user I'd trust with mod right now|server=19SwagBalls84|channel='''admin-family-guy-roleplay'''}}</ref> '''Barley''' still serves as a '''moderator''' with distinction.


On March 2, the '''19SwagBalls84 Criminal Code''' was rewritten by '''Decoherence''' after a series of complaints from the '''chud underclass'''. The new rules, based on the original rules, rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the '''moderators''' (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March 4, the '''New Criminal Code''' separates offenses into three categories of severity, ranging from offenses of the third-degree, the least severe and only lightly punished, to offenses of the first-degree, which lead to an immediate ban.
On March 2, the '''19SwagBalls84 Criminal Code''' was rewritten by '''Decoherence''' after a series of complaints from the '''chud underclass'''. The new rules, based on the original rules, rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the '''moderators''' (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March 4, the '''New Criminal Code''' separates offenses into three categories of severity, ranging from offenses of the third-degree, the least severe and only lightly punished, to offenses of the first-degree, which lead to an immediate ban.
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Ragecord has merged with Hellcord, an inactive, 500 user filled subreddit/server. SwagBalls politologists and forecasters have projected Ragecord to reach a minimum of 200~  members until late August.
Ragecord has merged with Hellcord, an inactive, 500 user filled subreddit/server. SwagBalls politologists and forecasters have projected Ragecord to reach a minimum of 200~  members until late August.
'''Update:''' On June 29, 2024, Koknese left the ragecord server, telling Charter that he would "probably not" return. At the time of writing, the server contains 80 members, or 92 members including bots.


=== The Walter-LarKcuavian Government ===
=== The Walter-LarKcuavian Government ===
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|-
| The removal of rules '''3.1'''<ref group="note"> DISRESPECT. Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken. </ref> and '''2.5''',<ref group="note"> ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM. Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense. </ref> as any serious cases would already fall under rule '''2.3'''.<ref group="note" name=":0"> HARRASSMENT. Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team. </ref>
| The removal of rules '''3.1'''<ref group="note"> DISRESPECT. Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken. </ref> and '''2.5''',<ref group="note"> ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM. Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense. </ref> as any serious cases would already fall under rule '''2.3'''.<ref group="note" name=":0"> HARRASSMENT. Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team. </ref>
|style="text-align:center" | May 20th, 2024
| style="text-align:center" | May 20th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 5–2
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
Signed into law
|-
|-
| The redefinition of rule '''2.3'''<ref name=":0" group="note" /> to clarify boundaries and avoid misuse.
| The redefinition of rule '''2.3'''<ref name=":0" group="note" /> to clarify boundaries and avoid misuse.
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| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
|-
|-
| The banning of '''Homestuck''' in all contexts, excluding divine messages from '''girard''' alone.  
| rowspan="2" | The banning of '''Homestuck''' in all contexts, excluding divine messages from '''girard''' alone.  
| style="text-align:center" | April 14th, 2024
| style="text-align:center" | April 14th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order  
|-
| style="text-align:center" | May 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Struck down by Congress <br> <ref group="note">By new law, '''Homestuck''' has been permitted in '''#🏠-mental-asylum''' only. </ref>
|-
|-
|Giving each '''TBPWIFS''' voter 550 USD. <ref group="note">As votes were anonymous as part of the closed-ballot election, it is unlikely this promise will ever come to fruition. </ref>
|Giving each '''TBPWIFS''' voter 550 USD. <ref group="note">As votes were anonymous as part of the closed-ballot election, it is unlikely this promise will ever come to fruition. </ref>
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| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Pending
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Pending
|-
|-
! Major Legislation
! Mod Votes
! Latest Action
! Latest Action
! Current Status
! Current Status
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| style="text-align:center" | April 29th, 2024
| style="text-align:center" | April 29th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 3–9
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 3–9
|-
| The stripping of '''Lin''''s '''admin''' perms after the '''rabbit incident'''.
| style="text-align:center" | June 27th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 4–7
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| Making '''Barley''' an '''admin'''.
| style="text-align:center" | June 27th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 3–5
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|}
|}
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In order to enable the enjoyment of the incredible nature of the conversation, '''The Pit''' was opened for the entire server to see. Upon personal request, a major debate sparked as '''Vice-Swagsident LarKcuavian''' decided to enter '''The Pit'''. As the conversation got more heated with his appearance, the ensuing conversation revealed major contrasts between public perception of the powers of the '''Vice-Swagsident''' and reality, with a prevalent belief amongst the rebels that the '''Vice-Swagsident''' had anything more than ceremonial powers, at one point hilariously calling for making '''LarKcuavian''' a figurehead leader in exchange for ending the rebellion, unknowingly simply upholding the status quo. 74 minutes after the users were thrown into '''The Pit''', they were released, with no major change affecting the server.
In order to enable the enjoyment of the incredible nature of the conversation, '''The Pit''' was opened for the entire server to see. Upon personal request, a major debate sparked as '''Vice-Swagsident LarKcuavian''' decided to enter '''The Pit'''. As the conversation got more heated with his appearance, the ensuing conversation revealed major contrasts between public perception of the powers of the '''Vice-Swagsident''' and reality, with a prevalent belief amongst the rebels that the '''Vice-Swagsident''' had anything more than ceremonial powers, at one point hilariously calling for making '''LarKcuavian''' a figurehead leader in exchange for ending the rebellion, unknowingly simply upholding the status quo. 74 minutes after the users were thrown into '''The Pit''', they were released, with no major change affecting the server.


With the rebellion resulting in failure, '''Joff_e''' was executed for treason by the '''Ragecord''' mod team and banned from the server. He would later be brought back in exchange for several '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision%20Song%20Contest%202024 2024 Eurovision]''' televotes.
With the rebellion resulting in failure, '''Joff_e''' was executed for treason by the '''Ragecord''' mod team and banned from the server. He would later be brought back by koknese in exchange for several '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision%20Song%20Contest%202024 2024 Eurovision]''' votes for the latvian candidate Dons.
 
==== The Midterm Elections ====
'''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''''s vice-presidency turned into a deeply polarizing subject in '''SwagBallian''' society in the weeks after the election. Although detractors were already present since the very beginning, the recently attempted coup, although deeply undemocratic and aimed at mostly imaginary threats <ref group="note"> Vice-president '''LarKcuavian''' was believed to possess more executive permissions than actually present. </ref>, it showed strong fervor against the current government. It is for this reason that the '''mod team''', in all their wisdom, decided to once again allow the people of '''SwagCord''' to exercise their democratic will - for the people can truly never be wrong.
 
Two months into '''LarKcuavian''''s term, midterm elections were to be called, in order to elect the newly formed '''Senate''', in order to allow more server members to actively participate in the server's governance. The roles and the composition of the '''Senate''' at the time still undefined, a server-wide referendum was sent out, letting the people decide how they are to be governed - by choosing one of two hand-selected options from the always benevolent '''Party'''.
 
{| class="wikitable"
! Constitutional Referendum
! Date Held
! Result
|-
| The definition of the composition of the newly-created '''Senate'''. <br> Choice between ''"3 elected representatives"'' and ''"4 elected representatives with the '''Vice-Swagsident''', appointed by the '''Swagsident''', serving as the tie-breaker."''
| style="text-align:center" | May 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | 3 senators <br> (93.75% in favor)
|-
| The defining of the powers of the '''Senate'''. <br> Choice between ''"advisory powers"'' and ''"binding legislative power, compensated by the expansion of the executive power of the '''Swagsident''' and '''Vice-Swagsident'''."''
| style="text-align:center" | May 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Advisory powers <br> (71.43% in favor)
|-
| Making the records of '''#🏛-senate''' viewable to the public.
| style="text-align:center" | May 22th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Yes <br> (63.64% in favor)
|-
|}
 
The election was set for May 18, with a much shorter election cycle than the previous time, and more seats to compete for.
 
===== NSP =====
[[File:NSP election poster.png|left|thumb|317x317px|An <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> election poster showing off its three candidates for the '''midterm elections'''.]]
In light of the rumors surrounding the midterm elections before their official announcement, on May 12, '''Dainis''' of the '''New SwagBalls Sharty Booru Party''' (<b style="color:#ff0000">NSSBP</b>) approached '''Chauka''', still the leader of the '''SwagBalls Democratic Party''' (<b style="color:#660080">SDP</b>), with the idea to merge the two parties into one, uniting them together to make the elections count. Together they would form the '''New SwagBalls Democratic Shartyist Party''' (<b style="color:#b20040">NSDSP</b>)!
 
With a past history of radical '''anti-Homestuck''' comments, including calls for their lynching, parallels were immediately drawn with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Party an unfortunate historical acronym] the party's name seemed to evoke. The party leadership was quick to shut down such comments, and immediately searched for a way to rebrand, finally settling on the '''New Sharty Party''' (<b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>) - a party with a platform inspired by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dario_Juri%C4%8Dan the satirical 2019 presidential campaign of Croatian political activist Dario Juričan], and a simple motto - '''"Corruption for all!"'''
 
A new channel was to be created, archiving the two of the previous parties, and as was custom, an emoji was to be used to represent the movement. '''Dainis''' considered a lightning bolt as a representation of corruption, but decided against it following past blunders. Instead, '''Chauka''' recommended ✴, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sun_(symbol) which was once again put into question by critics] <ref group="note"> '''Walter''' and '''LarKc'''. </ref>, before 😽👍 was finally settled on.
 
Despite many unfortunate coincidences that came to be as the party was being set up, as '''Charter''' was brought onto the team, the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> quickly became the election favorites, with all three of its candidates expected to take a seat in '''Senate''', allowing for complete control of the legislature.
 
===== The Debate =====
 
The candidates were called for a debate on Saturday night of May 18, hours before the elections were called. Most of them seasoned politicians at this point in their careers, unlike the first time, the debate started without much issue, as candidates were called one by one to explain to the public their political motivations and why it should be them who should capture their vote that night. And it all went as expected until '''Xertun''' showed up.
 
Hailing from the gambling-oriented catposting server '''Xertuncord''', its owner recently joined the server, along with many of its other prominent users, following a partnership with '''SwagCord''', which included the reopening of the '''#🤑-gambling''' channel and integration of the Discord stock-trading bot '''Purrtun'''. Although knowing certain people in the server, '''Xertun''' for the most part remained ignorant of what went on in the server. Allegedly, he was not even aware this was a '''Senate''' election, but a race for president. And so, when it came his turn to set an agenda, he replied with a simple "hallo" and waved goodbye.
 
The audience was immediately swayed in his favor, a mostly unknown independent candidate suddenly stood front and center. As the questions kept piling on, as the other candidates gave paragraphs upon paragraphs of long answers, '''Xertun''' captured the hearts of the people with unseen honesty and earnestness. Not knowing what question he was even answering, he opened up '''Minecraft''' in the middle of the debate, never letting go of the absolutely clueless demeanor. In that moment, everyone in the audience saw themselves in '''Xertun'''.
 
===== Results =====
{| class=" infobox" style="width:400px;"
|+The May 2024 SwagBalls Midterm Election
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''July, 2024'''
|-
|style="text-align:left;"| ←[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki#The_March_Elections|March 2024]]<ref group="editor's note"> Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not '''Walter''''s user page </ref>
|
|style="text-align:right;"| November 2024→
|-
|colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| 3 votes allowed per voter <br> 3 candidates with the most votes win
|-
 
|-
|'''Turnout'''
|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]125% of registered voters <ref group="editor's note"> Representing approximately 1.3% of the total population. Due to an error in creating the election poll, non-registered voters were allowed to vote. It is unlikely that the results were majorly affected. </ref>
|-
| || [[File:Chaukaelectionspfp.png|center|150x150px]] ||[[File:XertunposterPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
| '''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Chauka'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Xertunposter'''
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''New Shartyist Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Independent'''
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''12'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''11'''
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| '''23%''' [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12x12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| '''21%''' [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12x12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:CharterMidtermElections.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:KokneseMidtermElection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Charter'''
|style="text-align:center;"|Dainis Koknese
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''New Shartyist Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"|New Shartyist Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''8'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 7
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''15%''' [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12x12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 13% [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12x12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:FlamingTesticleElection.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:BallistyxPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Flaming Testicle (left)
|style="text-align:center;"| Ballistyx
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Swagstuck Funny Peter Party
|style="text-align:center;"| The Communist Party <br> of Swagcord <br> (Party-endorsed)
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 5
|style="text-align:center;"| 3
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 10% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12x12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 6% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12x12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:SwaggerPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:Anonymous emblem.svg|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Swagger Sr.
|style="text-align:center;"| Empty Ballot
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| Anarchist Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|style="text-align:center;"| 5
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 2% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12x12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 10% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12x12px]]
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| <br> '''Composition of the 1st SwagBallian Congress'''
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| [[File:SwagBalls1stCongress.png|400x254px]]
|-
| colspan = 3 |'''Political groups:''' <br>
* <b style="color:#b20040">New Shartyist Party</b> (2) <br>
* '''Independent''' (1)
|}
 
The greatest kind of leader is one who does not wish to even be one. '''Xertun''''s performance during the debate has been credited by many to have been the sole reason for such a strong showing during voting night. Had he not been in the race, it is expected that his seat would have gone to '''Dainis''', allowing for total <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> control of the '''Senate'''. Instead, an air of incompetent cluelessness runs through the '''Senate''' halls, and '''Xertun''''s approval ratings could not be higher.
 
'''Chauka''' and '''Charter''', the remaining top figureheads of the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>, took the remaining two seats. Although belonging to the same political party, it is important to note that they did not vote uniformly in favor of all of proposed bills. Each '''Senator''' reserves the right to vote independently on each proposal, no matter their political affiliation.
 
Below sits a record of all legislative actions taken by the '''1st Congress''' during their two month term, as well as the fate of each bill. Following a server-wide referendum, any words spoken in the chambers of the '''Senate''' are a matter of public record, viewable in '''#🏛-the-senate''', and condensed in this article for convenient viewing. The '''mod team''' reserved the exclusive right to veto any legislation it deemed a threat to the current democratic order of the server.
 
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Votes of the 1st Congress
! Legislative proposal
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
| The striking down of the total ban on '''Homestuck''' imposed by the '''Walter-LarKcuavian''' administration.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 19th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The imposing of a total ban on [https://ishowspeed.fandom.com/wiki/Darren%20Watkins%20Jr.'''speedposting'''].
| style="text-align:center;" | May 19th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The extension of '''girard Weekends''' to three days, covering Mondays.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 20th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The cutting of '''greenie welfare''' in order to pay for '''Congress''' salaries.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 20th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The unbanning of the word '''Ragecord''' and all of its variants.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 22th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The creation of the '''#🕳-people-of-the-pit''' channel to publicly announce bans and pits in an organized fashion.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 23th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Telling '''Walter''' to go fuck himself.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 23th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-2
|-
| The taking of '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''''s '''Senate''' perms away.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 25th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed
|-
| Telling '''Decoherence''' to go fuck himself.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 28th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed
|-
| The opening of a channel every user but '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' has access to.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 28th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed
|-
| The unbanning of the word "retarded".
| style="text-align:center;" | May 31st, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-2
|-
| Bringing back '''#⚽-sportsball''' for 24 hours, allowing each member to post a single message.
| style="text-align:center;" | June 2nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The holding of a birthday party for '''Xertun''' (I).
| style="text-align:center;" | June 7th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Making '''The Senate''' floor the '''Senators'''' to use as they please.
| style="text-align:center;" | June 10th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0 <br> <ref group="note">Chauka (NSP) and Xertun (I) abstained.</ref> <ref group="note"> '''The Senate''' has ''de facto'' been used for any purpose the '''Senators''' wished since inception regardless. </ref>
|-
| The commending of '''the Senate''' for their amazing work and immense contribution to the server.
| style="text-align:center;" | June 17th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed
|-
| The legalization of bullying users with '''Picrew avatars'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | June 25th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-2
|-
| Making '''Charter''''s kittens the mascots of the server.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 5th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|}
 
=== The July Elections (Template) ===
 
 
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this won't be party of the final article
 
the one that will posted on the official [[69SwagBalls420Hut|swagballs]] page <ref group="editor's note"> remove all of this later pls thx - '''Walt''' </ref>
 
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==Rules==
==Rules==


=== The February Constitution ===
=== Old Rules ===
The rules of '''SwagBalls''' were originally posted by '''Meme Alt''' on February 22nd, 2022, with additional rules being added at later dates. The no bigotry rules were strengthened as a variety of slurs were banned in all contexts, removed automatically by the '''AutoModerator'''. On May 15th, 2023, '''Walter''' clarified the list of words banned under the rules, as well as their respective punishments.
The rules of '''SwagBalls''' were originally posted by '''Meme Alt''' on February 22nd, 2022, with additional rules being added at later dates. The no bigotry rules were strengthened as a variety of slurs were banned in all contexts, removed automatically by the '''AutoModerator'''. On May 15th, 2023, '''Walter''' clarified the list of words banned under the rules, as well as their respective punishments.


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'''2.3. HARRASSMENT.''' Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team.  
'''2.3. HARRASSMENT.''' Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team.  


'''2.4. HORNY CONVERSATIONS.''' Thirstposting, thirst comments, or any sexually charged conversation is a second degree offense. This includes posting shock content/porn memes like incredible gassy or gooning. A sexually charged conversation with a minor is a first degree offense.  
'''2.4. HORNY CONVERSATIONS.''' Thirstposting, thirst comments, or any sexually charged conversation is a second degree offense. This includes posting shock content/porn memes like incredible gassy or gooning. A sexually charged conversation with a minor is a first degree offense.
 
<s>'''2.5. ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM.''' Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense.</s> <b style="color:#ff0000">(Repealed as of May 20, 2024)</b>


==== - THIRD DEGREE OFFENSES - ====
==== - THIRD DEGREE OFFENSES - ====
A third degree offense will be met with a /warn. A user who accumulates three warnings will be sent to '''the pit''' and the mod team may discuss banning such a user.
A third degree offense will be met with a /warn. A user who accumulates three warnings will be sent to '''the pit''' and the mod team may discuss banning such a user.
<s>'''3.x. DISRESPECT.''' Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken.</s> <b style="color:#ff0000">(Repealed as of May 20, 2024)</b>


'''3.1. NON-ENGLISH CONVERSATIONS.''' Speaking in a language other than English is difficult for the mod team to moderate, and may be met with a mute if kept up for more than a few messages. Talking about other languages is fine. The issue is if you have conversations that other people can't understand.  
'''3.1. NON-ENGLISH CONVERSATIONS.''' Speaking in a language other than English is difficult for the mod team to moderate, and may be met with a mute if kept up for more than a few messages. Talking about other languages is fine. The issue is if you have conversations that other people can't understand.  
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'''3.6. BE SERIOUS.''' Shitposting oe otherwise joking in ⁠serious-discussions-1 is a third degree offense. Repeat offenders will be thrown into the pit.
'''3.6. BE SERIOUS.''' Shitposting oe otherwise joking in ⁠serious-discussions-1 is a third degree offense. Repeat offenders will be thrown into the pit.


'''3.7. NO HOMESTUCK.''' The original sin will not be mentioned by name. Any offending post will be deleted off the face of the earth.
'''3.7. NO HOMESTUCK.''' The original sin will not be mentioned by name. Any offending post will be deleted off the face of the earth. This does not apply only in the '''#⁠🏠-mental-asylum.'''
 
===== Former Rules =====
 
The following rules have been completely removed since being first instituted:
 
*'''2.5. ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM.''' Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense.
**Removed for being overbroad, in theory limiting jokes as much as unironic statements, in practice being rarely enforced, while any serious cases would have already fallen under '''Rule 2.3'''.
*'''3.1. DISRESPECT.''' Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken.
**Removed for being overbroad, in theory limiting jokes as much as unironic statements, in practice being rarely enforced, while any serious cases would have already fallen under '''Rule 2.3'''.
 
== The Constitution ==
In effect since July 4, 2024, the '''Constitution of 69SwagBalls420 Cord''' serves to define the roles of server government and to allow for the orderly and peaceful transfer of democratic power from one member to another under the benevolent guidance of the '''mod team'''. The text, drafted and written by '''Decoherence''', can be viewed here.
 
=== Definitions ===
*'''1.1. DRASTIC PROPOSITION:''' A drastic proposition is an proposition created by a branch of government that would make changes to core categories, core chats, the constitution itself, or the criminal code.
*'''1.2. CORE CATEGORIES:''' The core categories are '''INFO''', '''QOTD''', '''EVENTS''', '''TEMPLE OF GIRARD''', '''VOICE''', and '''ARCHIVE'''.
*'''1.3. CORE CHATS:''' The core chats are '''#⁠🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜''', '''#⁠🤖-bot-commands''', '''#⁠😂-memes-😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂''', and '''#⁠😲-soyjaks-anonymous'''.
*'''1.4. DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED:''' A democratically elected role is a role bestowed upon users based on the outcome of an election.
*'''1.5. PLATFORM:''' A platform is a set of propositions (which can include drastic actions) that presidential candidates create before or during their campaign. These propositions will be considered by the vanguard committee if a candidate is democratically elected.
*'''1.6. BILL:''' A bill is a proposition put forward by congress.
*'''1.7. VETO:''' A veto is the ability to strike down any proposition put forwards. The president or an admin can veto any bill put forward by congress.
=== Organization of Government ===
*'''2.1. COMPOSITION:''' Government is composed of the vanguard committee, the office of the president, and the senate.
*'''2.2. THE VANGUARD COMMITTEE:''' Any user who has the admin, moderator, or swag god role is a member of the vanguard committee. The vanguard committee will regulate itself, and can choose to add or remove members to itself through an internal vote.
*'''2.3. THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT:''' The office of the president is composed of two democratically elected members; the president and the vice president. The user with the highest percentage of the vote is president. The president and the vice president must represent a combined total of at least 50% of the vote.
*'''2.4. THE SENATE:''' Senators are democratically elected. There is one senator for every 500 members of the server. These seats shall be filled by the candidates with the highest percentage of the vote in the senatorial election.
=== Powers of the Vanguard Committee ===
*'''3.1. POWER:''' The vanguard committee has ultimate power over the server. With a successful internal vote, the committee may make any change to the server.
*'''3.2. JUSTICE:''' Committee members are responsible for enforcing the criminal code. If a committee member abuses their powers, they may be removed from the committee following a vote by committee members.
*'''3.3. OVERSIGHT:''' Any propositions made by the other two branches of government must be put into action by the committee. If these propositions are drastic, the committee is free to strike them down through an internal vote.
=== Powers of the Office of the President ===
*'''4.1. ACCESS:''' The president and the vice president have the ability to read and post messages in ⁠'''#admin-family-guy-roleplay''', ⁠'''🏛-the-senate''', and ⁠'''#the-pit'''.
*'''4.2. EXECUTIVE ORDERS:''' At any time, the president can put forward an executive order: a single non-drastic proposition that will immediately be implemented by the vanguard committee, or, if possible, the president.
*'''4.3. PLATFORM:''' When a president and vice president are elected, each article of their platforms must be considered by the vanguard committee and either passed or struck down.
*'''4.4. TRANSFER OF POWER:''' If the president is pitted, banned, inactive for 7 days, or otherwise unable to perform their duties, the vice president will be granted their role and office until the president returns to action or is voted out of office.
=== Powers of the Senate ===
*'''5.1. BILLS:''' Senators can put forward bills to make changes to the server. A bill must first be passed through the senate by an internal majority vote. In the case of a tie the vice president may vote to break the tie. If a bill meets the criteria of a drastic proposition, it must pass through an internal vote of the vanguard committee to be implemented.
*'''5.2. LOBBYING:''' Users are encouraged to ask their senators to put forward bills on their behalf, and senators are encouraged to do so.
=== Election Procedures===
*'''6.1. SCHEDULE:''' Elections will be held in the second weeks of March, July, and November. Campaigning will begin on the first day of the week, and voting will take place on the last day of the week.
*'''6.2. PARTIES:''' A party is a group of like-minded users who share ideas. During election week, each party shall be granted their own role and channel in the politics category. At the end of the week, the channels shall be archived. Parties are free to merge with other parties.
*'''6.3. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS:''' Any user can run for president. Each presidential candidate must have a platform if they wish to be added to the ballot. A user cannot run for president and senate in the same election.
*'''6.4. SENATORIAL ELECTIONS:''' Any user can run for senate. A user cannot run for president and senate in the same election.
*'''6.5. VOTING:''' Voting will be conducted through a private poll, with voting permissions restricted to registered voters. Each user is allowed 1 vote in the presidential election, and votes equal to the number of seats in the senatorial election.


== Ongoing Campaigns ==
== Ongoing Campaigns ==
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=== OPERATION 9SWAG <ref group="editor's note">thinking of giving all the ongoing campaigns a military operation name - '''Walt'''</ref> ===
=== OPERATION 9SWAG <ref group="editor's note">thinking of giving all the ongoing campaigns a military operation name - '''Walt'''</ref> ===
The table below contains information on "successful" 9GAG posts: those that reached at least 100 downvotes or 25 comments. This resource should be used to determine more effective trolling strategies.
 
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed "bs-exportable exportable"
<div style="text-align: center;">
You've heard of the '''9GAG''' app. <br>
 
We all have, the '''legend''', the '''curses'''. <br>
Foolishness about it lying on '''the second page of Google''', buried beneath '''Reddit posts'''. <br>
A dark, decrepit monument leading '''dank memers''' to their doom.<br>
 
The '''Internet''''s most famous memes and image macros were invited to its [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9gag#History '''Grand Opening''']. <br>
An invitation was a sign of... exclusiveness. <br>
The '''Opening''' was supposed to symbolize a road to a brighter future, not just for the world...<br>
... but for all who scrolled through its posts.<br>
A chance for anyone to '''meme again'''. <br>
 
Except - '''9GAG''' never flourished. <br>
Its culture got frozen in time, like a big flashbulb going off.<br>
The '''Grand Opening''' - one big ending of hilarity.<br>
 
It's still out there, on '''Google Play''', preserved, just waiting for someone to crack it open. <br>
But getting to it. That's not the hard part.<br>
'''It's letting go.'''<br> </div>
 
The existence of '''9GAG''' has long been known to many. Created in 2008 by '''Hong Kong''' entrepreneur '''Ray Chan''', it has for years been mocked for its style of humor, with the site's userbase seemingly permanently stuck in the year 2012, its culture never evolving past it as was custom among the other corners of the internet. Furthering their notoriety was the world-famous [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/9gags-meme-monument '''9GAG Meme Rock'''], which to this day strikes cringe in the hearts of even the most unflinching souls. Yet how many had dared open the website for themselves?
 
The answer, surprisingly, is very few. Though it had remained in plain view for many years, its existence was thoroughly ignored for the large part by the general public. It was not until the '''mod team''' of [[69MoeLester420#The_9GAG_conquest|69MoeLester420]] jokingly created accounts for the website in January 2023 that its secrets would finally be unveiled. What they discovered was a website so horrid, so appalling, yet so endlessly fascinating it had remained their obsession for many months afterwards. It was all it was described as and more, an endless stream of racist content presented in formats that had gone out of fashion a decade prior, lacking any and all self-awareness, combined with a userbase in their 30s so mentally dense it is surprising they haven't collapsed into a black hole.
 
Any post, no matter how obviously satirical, passes as genuine in the eyes of a '''9GAGGER''', to the point where one has to question their own sanity, weighing whether their mannerisms are all part of a conspiratorial ploy, for there was no possible way a functioning human being could get that irrationally mad over such obvious bait. A '''Tony Zaret''' skit come to life, it is of no surprise that the '''mod team''' started pushing the limits of what they'll fall for, always managing to attain a successful result.
 
Come the '''SwagBalls-69MoeLester420 Merge''', the knowledge of what was found on '''9GAG''' was suddenly shared with an audience of hundreds. Though it has largely fallen out of fashion, trolling on '''9GAG''' had become a staple hobby of '''69SwagBalls420''' when it was first introduced. With dozens, if not hundreds of posts shared, a large dataset has been created showing many successes and failures that may enable the development of more sophisticated trolling methods in the future.
 
The table below contains information on "successful" '''9GAG''' posts: those that reached at least 100 downvotes or 25 comments. This resource should be used to determine more effective trolling strategies.
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|+Swagcord 9GAG Posts With At Least 100 Downvotes
|+Swagcord 9GAG Posts With At Least 100 Downvotes
!Account
!Account
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|9
|9
|dank, epic, swag
|dank, epic, swag
|18:40 UTC
|
|January 17 2023
|January 17 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aWGj0j6
|https://9gag.com/gag/aWGj0j6
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|7
|7
|69swagballs420, politics, anime
|69swagballs420, politics, anime
|11:15 UTC
|
|April 23 2023
|April 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aXnV19z
|https://9gag.com/gag/aXnV19z
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|13
|13
|marvel, 69swagballs420, savage
|marvel, 69swagballs420, savage
|11:45 UTC
|
|April 23 2023
|April 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQZwbB
|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQZwbB
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|28
|gaming, politics, 69swagballs420
|gaming, politics, 69swagballs420
|19:15 UTC
|
|April 27 2023
|April 27 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aKEWqe3
|https://9gag.com/gag/aKEWqe3
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|15
|15
|69swagballs420, funny, dark humor
|69swagballs420, funny, dark humor
|13:40 UTC
|
|May 4 2023
|May 4 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aZDQRyz
|https://9gag.com/gag/aZDQRyz
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|26
|26
|funny, dark humor, art
|funny, dark humor, art
|15:30 UTC
|
|May 13 2023
|May 13 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aBdEg7N
|https://9gag.com/gag/aBdEg7N
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|26
|26
|woke, politics, funny
|woke, politics, funny
|16:50 UTC
|
|July 22 2023
|July 22 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/armzogK
|https://9gag.com/gag/armzogK
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|57
|funny, meme, dank
|funny, meme, dank
|13:45 UTC
|
|July 23 2023
|July 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aNw3p43
|https://9gag.com/gag/aNw3p43
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|31
|politics, dark humor, joe biden
|politics, dark humor, joe biden
|21:50 UTC
|
|July 26 2023
|July 26 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/axo4RmK
|https://9gag.com/gag/axo4RmK
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|24
|funny, humor, relatable
|funny, humor, relatable
|12:30 UTC
|
|August 17 2023
|August 17 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a4orpZA
|https://9gag.com/gag/a4orpZA
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|60
|accident, wtf, omg, ukraine, funny
|accident, wtf, omg, ukraine, funny
|19:40 UTC
|
|September 15 2023
|September 15 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aDYqR0x
|https://9gag.com/gag/aDYqR0x
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|24
|24
|dog, golden retriever, wholesome meme, awesome, epic fail
|dog, golden retriever, wholesome meme, awesome, epic fail
|09:45 UTC
|
|September 16 2023
|September 16 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aBdbREx
|https://9gag.com/gag/aBdbREx
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|35
|conspiracy, politics, usa, george soros, donald trump
|conspiracy, politics, usa, george soros, donald trump
|18:30 UTC
|
|September 19 2023
|September 19 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aWGe1ZA
|https://9gag.com/gag/aWGe1ZA
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|42
|42
|islam, god, truth, atheist, donald trump
|islam, god, truth, atheist, donald trump
|16:55 UTC
|
|October 12 2023
|October 12 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/anz3EmL
|https://9gag.com/gag/anz3EmL
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|17
|17
|gaming, islam, religion, sad, wtf
|gaming, islam, religion, sad, wtf
|06:25 UTC
|
|October 17 2023
|October 17 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQEBXv
|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQEBXv
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|38
|38
|wholesome meme, funny, awesome, satisfying, oddly satisfying
|wholesome meme, funny, awesome, satisfying, oddly satisfying
|10:00 UTC
|
|October 19 2023
|October 19 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/anzZeeV
|https://9gag.com/gag/anzZeeV
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|3
|3
|dank, meme, dark humor
|dank, meme, dark humor
|15:20 UTC
|
|May 23 2023
|May 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aoKLmd2
|https://9gag.com/gag/aoKLmd2
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|34
|34
|dank, politics, health
|dank, politics, health
|20:30 UTC
|
|April 3 2023
|April 3 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aNwvpYw
|https://9gag.com/gag/aNwvpYw
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|31
|31
|meme of the year, dank, funny, chainsaw man, woodcutting memes
|meme of the year, dank, funny, chainsaw man, woodcutting memes
|09:35 UTC
|
|December 18 2023
|December 18 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aQEW2bd
|https://9gag.com/gag/aQEW2bd
|-
|realtrigs
|"'Sick, twisted, vile and deranged' these companies are all run by transgender jihadists who perform woke mind virus experiments on innocent puppies. We took down Sweet Baby Inc. We can take down these freaks! 9GAG Assemble!"
|WTF
|15
|67
|37
|politics, gaming, sad, latest news, woke
|17:10 UTC
|March 19 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/adByqRD
|-
|realtrigs
|"PLEASE aid in fight aganst woke normbrains by adding epicsauce 9GAG watermajk to your danke memes!"
|WTF
|13
|80
|26
|meme, scary, woke, politics, latest news
|14:45 UTC
|March 17 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/ajPQ65g
|-
|realtrigs
|"Financial wisdom for those of yuo who must become good spenders and wise in the economy. . . never stop tha grind!! 💯"
|Sports
|16
|112
|22
|gaming, random, awesome, latest news, econony
|18:00 UTC
|February 14 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/amAj8j6
|-
|realtrigs
|"How Europoids measure things. An utterly deranged people and culture!"
|WTF
|148
|165
|59
|2024, wtf, insane, usa, 9gag den deutschen
|19:35 UTC
|January 31 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/aoKb5ZX
|-
|realtrigs
|"I made this epic and danke meme to celebrate the passing of yet another very good year! Praise be! God bless yuo 9GAG!!"
|Memes
|54
|255
|94
|new year, funny, meme, savage, dark humor
|14:05 UTC
|December 31 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQnQeB
|-
|realtrigs
|"Hello all of 9GAG, please look upon this meme I have made. It certainly is a true and accurate portrait that I have created to show the dumb and quite foolish millennials and other rot-brained youths how to live properly! Please! If you are young and foolish, do not waste money!"
|Humor
|170
|320
|101
|japan, meme, savage, latest news, women
|15:10 UTC
|January 4 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/adPGR02
|-
|realtrigs
|"Improtant Reminder to those of yuo fool enough to watch thw woke and mainstream media!"
|Latest News
|196
|139
|30
|dark humor, meme, politics, wtf, basketball
|15:50 UTC
|January 9 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/a3Z6VWv
|-
|realtrigs
|"Inportant imformation that I am have found for all of yuo young and foolworthy 9GAG users on the website of X by Elon Musk! Very concernin! Millions must view!"
|Latest News
|12
|54
|34
|wtf, latest news, politics, woke, new world order
|15:55 UTC
|January 12 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/az2nV6B
|-
|realtrigs
|"It is only the facts that I am bringing before you that I brig before you~ Sad may it be, but europoids could never live life peacefully among the Americans!"
|Memes
|56
|59
|50
|latest news, politics, usa, dark humor, savage
|15:20 UTC
|January 20 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/a8qZwP1
|-
|realtrigs
|"Me with me soyn: 🤣"
|Relationships and Dating
|88
|103
|17
|unexpected, dark humor, face, meme, yy lmao
|18:10 UTC
|January 26 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/avQNbEZ
|-
|realtrigs
|"Hi memers. I have made and created this hearfelt meme after a very long and quite bad and sad conservation with a close family member. Feeling down today :("
|Memes
|8
|88
|50
|dark humor, savage, meme, politics, germany
|15:40 UTC
|October 7 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aME6jKV
|-
|realtrigs
|"This One Made Me "Lol" As The Ones Who Are Still The Kids Are So Very Fond Of Liking To Say!"
|Memes
|783
|196
|31
|awesome, funny, meme, dark humor, 9gag news
|15:25 UTC
|October 10 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a6qzDG2
|-
|realtrigs
|"It's OVER christchads... They are gone to WOKE"
|Memes
|12
|140
|41
|meme, dark humor, savage, woke, disney
|15:20 UTC
|October 22 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/ago9q41
|-
|realtrigs
|"I hate athetists so mcuh it is unrrwal"
|Memes
|41
|218
|80
|meme, woke, dark humor
|18:00 UTC
|August 1 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a3Zn9Ee
|-
|realtrigs
|"When u get it: you will shit brick!"
|Memes
|65
|1747
|139
|meme of the year, christmas, meme, star wars, yugoslavia
|20:30 UTC
|December 18 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a3ZXNje
|-
|realtrigs
|"What if Elon Musk Was Video Game?"
|Gaming
|35
|67
|27
|awesome, meme, meme of the year, wtf, chris hemsworth
|19:50 UTC
|December 14 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aZDODn9
|-
|realtrigs
|"Yuor pron addict is: damn 9GAGGEr is: come her boy: is danke emem! True Memeland is: overrun by normas. It is: so over."
|Memes
|4
|101
|10
|abrupt chaos, tetten, girl, meme, scary
|15:40 UTC
|December 14 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aGE4z47
|-
|realtrigs
|"I AM Sick and TIRED of "woke Disney" bulls**t!! No "anime" is good or godly and those who think as such are no more than small-minded children. Now lets get this thing viral 9GAG!"
|Memes
|8
|163
|59
|politics, palestine, dark humor, movie, girl celebrity
|14:10 UTC
|October 24 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/adPA5zB
|-
|realtrigs
|"My true and honest confession:"
|Memes
|1473
|457
|431
|awesome, 9gag, politics, dark humor, savage
|15:10 UTC
|September 20 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/anz05vB
|-
|realtrigs
|"You did it 9GAG! F**k you tomorrow! 😀"
|Memes
|49
|287
|99
|meme, latest news, 9gag
|15:10 UTC
|August 16 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aA0moZR
|-
|realtrigs
|"Haha... there must have been a reason for all this once"
|Memes
|26
|83
|33
|help, meme, the woke left
|19:50 UTC
|August 6 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aOxj04N
|-
|realtrigs
|"Really "LOLed" at this ! One .I hate cops"
|Memes
|294
|105
|12
|meme, dark humor, funny
|16:50 UTC
|August 4 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/agodG5v
|}
|}
<ref group="editor's note"> NEEDED: negative counterexamples of posts that haven't performed well at all for discernably no reason. Survivorship bias must be avoided in order to fully know how to exploit the app's algorithm </ref>
==== Discussion ====
==== Additional Findings ====
<ref group="editor's note"> expand upon these later </ref>
-the 9gag baby
-the 9gag racism scientific paper
-abnormal amount of dutch people
-meme coin
==== The 9GAG Wedding ====
==== The 9GAG Divorce ====
<ref group="editor's note"> Move the 9gag Divorce here? or maybe keep both as part of main article</ref>


===Built By Gamers===
===Built By Gamers===
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* The term '''Macromaniac Wars''' is a bastardization of the [[wikipedia:Marcomannic_Wars|Marcomannic Wars]], first uttered by '''Decoherence,'''<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=November 15, 2023|content=Girard will abolish society and begin a new age of mindless violence: the macromaniac wars!|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🔪-girards-torture-chamber'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1171575756695019665/1174381032015925319}}</ref> that subsequently entered popular use.
* The term '''Macromaniac Wars''' is a bastardization of the [[wikipedia:Marcomannic_Wars|Marcomannic Wars]], first uttered by '''Decoherence,'''<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=November 15, 2023|content=Girard will abolish society and begin a new age of mindless violence: the macromaniac wars!|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🔪-girards-torture-chamber'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1171575756695019665/1174381032015925319}}</ref> that subsequently entered popular use.
* '''The War...''' would most likely not happen if not for an unknown<ref group="editor's note">'''Walt''' here, I'll try to find which one exactly did this.</ref> '''mod''' removing '''Charter'''<nowiki/>'s '''Soyjak Gold'''.
* '''The War...''' would most likely not happen if not for an unknown<ref group="editor's note">'''Walt''' here, I'll try to find which one exactly did this.</ref> '''mod''' removing '''Charter'''<nowiki/>'s '''Soyjak Gold'''.
* Prior to November 8, 2023, '''greenies''' unknowingly had the perms to ping '''@everyone'''. This would be discovered by '''Flaming Testicle (left)''' who, wishing to post the entire server rules in order to further rot '''girard''''s brain, immediately reported this to '''Walter''', who quickly removed the permissions. Such decisive action has possibly prevented an '''@everyone''' incident of nuclear proportions.
**It is unknown who gave '''greenies''' the perms to ping people, due to the limitations of the Discord audit log. As such, it is impossible to determine whether this was an accident or a case of purposeful tampering to undermine the server.


==Users==
==Users==
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== Editor's Notes (remove this later) ==
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