Typewriter

One day, you feel the need to piss, nothing special. You head to the toilet and you start to piss. You feel relieved at first. You have been pissing for a while however, and it doesn't seem to stop. You did drink a lot, you think to yourself as you continue pissing.

The toilet is going to overflow and your piss pressure only increases. You do the unthinkable, stop mid-stream. It hurts.

You rush to the backyard. The piss continues. The pressure is increasing so much, that you now need to put your back to the fence to piss. you see your neighbor. He is also pissing.

The piss becomes so pressurized, that you break the fence. When you start to fly around, so is everyone in the city.

Planes start to crash. Cars begin to flip. Society is in complete chaos. The piss won't stop. It begins to rain piss 24/7 as people fly around, getting control of themselves.

The world floods as there is no more land, only piss oceans.

Even after people die, they still piss.

What remains of the government sets up piss highways as people start to control their streams of piss.

Elements found in piss are used to build as people begin to hover, balancing piss with the Earth's gravity, which only gets stronger as more piss falls into the piss oceans.

In a few thousand years, everyone is dead, but still pissing. The Earth now weighs more than the sun because of everyone's piss. Suddenly, the piss becomes too much for the new star that was once Earth. Fusion of piss becomes prevalent in the core, but it is nearing its limit as the mass of piss combined with gravity make the piss so dense, it turns into a black hole.

Everyone is still pissing, the new black hole only gets larger.

Soon the black hole overtakes the expansion of the universe and starts to suck everything into it. The collapse of the universe is inevitable. All matter gets pulled inwards and becomes even more dense, spewing everything into another dimension, starting a new universe, and the cycle anew.

User info
Discord tag	Typewriter#6090 (deleted) Deleted User 1a80c28f#6090
Discord ID	656523330387443753
Irony Hub
Roles	Banned

“	VENDING MACHINE IN THE HOTEL HALLWAY 😃	„
	— Typewriter during her "mental breakdown"

Typewriter is an infamous user banned from Irony Hub. However, she did not start out that way. She was one of the more popular users on OKBR3 pre-nuke and even co-owned Moe's Lestland before it merged into Irony Hub. The more perceptive users in Irony Hub at the time may have noticed that her attitude changed upon joining. She made up ridiculous, far-fetched stories about her parents dying and running away to live in the woods with her friend, and even at the time people were skeptical, but gave her the benefit of the doubt. Little did they know she was setting the scene for a master troll of epic proportions, one that would leave a lasting impact on the server and make her one of the most memed users in Irony Hub history.

Faked suicide attempt

On June 8, 2020, Typewriter began saying some concerning things, like wanting people to give her an epileptic fit using a seizure gif and saying she was suicidal and was going to kill herself that night. Dkaih35 contained her to "calm him down" and this is where shit went from 0 to 100000000000000 in a matter of minutes. She made a pretty convincing case in the contained chat that she was actually attempting suicide as we spoke, and that she had faked his gender the whole time and was actually a girl (it would later turn out she was transgender), the mods managed to ""talk her out of it"" and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Even people in general chat knew something was up, and it all got exposed to be fake around half an hour later. Typewriter was then shunned and banned from the server. Typewriter's epic little troll didn't just get her banned, but other users who could see through the bullshit were banned for "encouraging a suicide" I bet the mods felt pretty stupid after that!

Aftermath

Typewriter was briefly unbanned a few weeks later after a dare, but was soon banned again after she doxxed someone.

In August 2020, it was discovered that Typewriter had come out as trans, after a screenshot of Discord message from her was posted on r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns. An interesting thing to note about her current alt is that it had been made sometime before the mets nuke and had been active in Irony servers.