The First Skirmishes: (infobox, unfinished)
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  | header1 = Part of the early skirmishes of the '''Macromaniac Wars'''
  | header1 = Part of the early skirmishes of the '''Macromaniac Wars'''
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  | header7 = '''Commanders and leaders'''
  | header7 = '''Commanders and leaders'''
  | label8 = Commanding Officer '''Sam''' |   data8 = General '''Charter'''
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• General '''Bazinga'''<br>• Commanding Officer '''Sam'''
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General '''Charter'''<br>• Colonel '''Testicles'''
 
  | header9 = '''Strength'''
  | header9 = '''Strength'''
  | label10 = Commanding Officer '''Sam''' |  data10 = General '''Charter'''
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5 active participants<br>
• 3 '''admins'''<br>• 1 '''mod'''<br>• 1 '''server booster'''
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2 active participants<br>• 2 '''greenies'''
   
   
  | header11 = '''Casualties and losses'''
  | header11 = '''Casualties and losses'''
  | label12 = Commanding Officer '''Sam''' |  data12 = General '''Charter'''
  | label12 = • 1231 impregnated<br>• 3002 wounded<br>• 63 '''swag givers'''<br>(official figures)<ref name=":3" /><br><br>• 2 impregnations <br>• 1 wounded <br>• no swags given<br>(modern estimates) |  data12 = • 632 impregnated<br>• 2571 wounded<br>• 174 '''swag givers'''<br>(official figures)<ref name=":3" /><br><br>• 2 wounded (modern estimates)
   
 
  | below = 4 civilians wounded
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In the early hours of the night, on December 5, the first conflict broke out in ⁠'''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''. Lasting several minutes, hundreds, if not thousands of stickers were deployed. After reportedly being fired at by '''Loyalist''' troops with '''explosive pregnancy ammunition''', '''Revolutionary''' leader general '''Charter''' returned fire.<ref name=":3">According to an official report published by the '''Revolutionary leadership'''.</ref> The battle soon escalated as commanding officer '''Sam,''' siding with the '''Loyalists''', ordered for reinforcements to be deployed, overwhelmed by the '''rebels'''. The '''rebels''', although small in number, compensated with their incredibly high rate of fire, challenging the '''Loyalist''' troops. The '''Revolutionary''' '''Testicle Platoon''' soon arrived at the scene, repelling the '''Loyalist''' soldiers until the army finally retreated.  
In the early hours of the night, on December 5, the first conflict broke out in ⁠'''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''. Lasting several minutes, hundreds, if not thousands of stickers were deployed. After reportedly being fired at by '''Loyalist''' troops with '''explosive pregnancy ammunition''', '''Revolutionary''' leader general '''Charter''' returned fire.<ref name=":3">According to an official report published by the '''Revolutionary leadership'''.</ref> The battle soon escalated as commanding officer '''Sam,''' siding with the '''Loyalists''', ordered for reinforcements to be deployed, overwhelmed by the '''rebels'''. The '''rebels''', although small in number, compensated with their incredibly high rate of fire, challenging the '''Loyalist''' troops. The '''Revolutionary''' '''Testicle Platoon''' soon arrived at the scene, repelling the '''Loyalist''' soldiers until the army finally retreated.