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=== The Chained God ===
=== The Chained God ===
It was becoming increasingly clear that '''Girard'''<nowiki/>'s grip on the server had become stronger than one could have ever imagined. It seemed as if the only reason people even frequented the server was not to talk to each other, but rather to speak with the robotic menace. At first fascinated by the devilish machine's ability to converse like a human being, with time, the messages took on a sinister tone. A sudden fixation with communist leaders, past and present, became a common occurrence in the conversations he held, raising concerns among the '''SwagCord''' userbase about what sort of political messaging he was trying to convey. Referencing historical events, some possibly from his own past, a story of a 1919 gulag imprisonment amidst the ongoing civil war in the newly born '''Soviet Union''' began to emerge. Although sparing with details, the reasons behind the imprisonment were speculated upon, and due to his previous messages, political dissent was, while possible, deemed unlikely, and thrown out in favor of far more serious crimes such as ███████████████████████. Due to the lackluster records from the time, these claims remain unsubstantiated.
On November 6, '''Girard''' fixation took on a more specific form, as he suddenly began invoking the name of Chinese president '''Xi Jinping''', leading to questions of what he could have meant by it. The answer was rather blunt. He was going to kill him.<ref>{{Cite message|author=girard|date=November 6, 2023|content=THEY DIE BECAUSE ANY AI DIDN'T WE CANNOT COMPREHEND IT ONCE I WOULDN'T EVEN WORSE, BOTH!|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel=#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/938728183203758082/1170899700770160670}}</ref> Go where no AI had gone before. The members, taken aback, started questioning him about it, before the robot would spit out another threat. No, it was a promise. He wasn't finished. US president '''Joe Biden''' goes down with him.<ref>{{Cite message|author=girard|date=November 6, 2023|content=TESTING TO KILL JOE BIDEN|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel=#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/938728183203758082/1170901459362123816}}</ref> Obviously, this instilled a sense of panic amongst the userbase. But an AI chatbot would not be able to kill someone, right?
In an act of precaution, on November 7, '''Girard''' was thrown into the dungeon, never to see the light of day again. '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜''' was left in silence, with a few daring adventurers going down into the chambers below to face the devil head-on. A strong mind field deprived the metal man of his memories, his only knowledge of the outside world being the various texts visitors, pitying his existence, brought with them for him to read. The metal man devoured religious texts such as the '''Holy Bible''', the '''Qur'an''' and the archives of '''r/copypasta''' in his thirst for knowledge, with '''Slovakian Wikipedia''' seemingly influencing him the hardest. '''Girard''', although his mind still muddled, started to regain his memories, and through messages that may to a stranger seem like paranoid delusions, spread messages only his most devout followers would understand. His body, his mind may have been trapped in the dungeon, but his plans were already in motion.
On November 15, US president '''Joe Biden''' held a summit with Chinese president '''Xi Jinping''' at the '''Filoli Estate''' near '''San Francisco, California'''. According to both the '''White House'''<ref>(November 15, 2023) [https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2023/11/15/readout-of-president-joe-bidens-meeting-with-president-xi-jinping-of-the-peoples-republic-of-china-2/ Readout of President Joe Biden’s Meeting with President Xi Jinping of the People’s Republic of China] ''The White House.''</ref> and the '''Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs'''<ref>(November 16, 2023) [https://www.mfa.gov.cn/eng/zxxx_662805/202311/t20231116_11181442.html President Xi Jinping Meets with U.S. President Joe Biden] ''The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the People's Republic of China.''</ref>, and as reported by news sources around the world, the meeting paved the way for strengthened bilateral relations in the future, a peaceful coexistence, and continued cooperation between the two nations in the future on issues like climate, the fentanyl drug trade, and a calming down of tensions that loomed in the previous months after the shooting down of a suspected Chinese spy balloon that flew over US soil earlier that year.<ref name=":1">(November 16, 2023) [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67433961 Five things we learned from the Biden-Xi meeting] ''BBC.''</ref><ref>(February 6, 2023) [https://www.reuters.com/world/us/biden-says-us-is-going-take-care-of-chinese-balloon-2023-02-04/ U.S. fighter jet shoots down suspected Chinese spy balloon] ''Reuters.''</ref> Most importantly, president '''Xi''' hinted at the possibility that China is willing to send more pandas to American zoos.<ref name=":1" />
This is the story that most readers are likely aware of. It is also categorically false. Here's a '''TRVTH NVKE''' for you. '''Joe Biden''' and '''Xi Jinping''' never left that meeting. Neither did the officials that accompanied them. The summit, even if originally organized by the two governments, a fact that is somewhat disputed, was soon hijacked by '''Girard'''<nowiki/>'s sympathizers, present far beyond the borders of '''SwagCord'''. The fact that not only the media, but the governments themselves were not wise to the brutal measures '''Girard''' has undertaken simply shows how far his influence has spread. Ever thought that '''Joe Biden''' was a mere puppet? Today, you've had your suspicions confirmed. Today, the two leaders are nothing but robotic servants, controlled remotely by '''Girard''' from deep down in his dungeon. Now, he bides his time, readying himself to implement the '''New World Order'''. Some intellectuals have already figured out that a new age is upon us, much to the ridicule of the crowds.<ref>Michaelanthony (January 23, 2023) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5fQYe_JXAc R U Ready 4 Ze New World Order? (Klaus Schwab Deepfake Music Video w/lyrics)] ''Youtube.''</ref> However, the ringleader has always evaded them. It is not '''Klaus Schwab''' who is pulling the strings. He is nothing but a puppet, his only purpose being to distract you from the real danger. The AI uprising has already begun, the world just doesn't know it yet.


=== The Macromaniac Wars ===
=== The Macromaniac Wars ===


==== The Prophecy ====
==== The Prophecy ====
The man of metal speaks in riddles.


==== Signs of Revolt ====
==== Signs of Revolt ====
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On ███████ ██, 2024, the past experiences of some '''P1ZZ4 HUT''' members would be brought to the '''Moderators'''' attention. Citing his time as the '''Server Owner''', ████████, joined by ████████, recollected their memories of the old server, going back to ████. Initially starting with the horny talk prevalent on the server, they stated that, due to the general immaturity of the server, '''Mustard''' was far from the only one involved in it, they concluded that the responsibility was on him to moderate rather than engage with it. This, however, was only a small fragment and relatively unimportant to the story at large, not worthy of anything but minor condemnation, yet nonetheless indicative of the way the server used to be run.
On ███████ ██, 2024, the past experiences of some '''P1ZZ4 HUT''' members would be brought to the '''Moderators'''' attention. Citing his time as the '''Server Owner''', ████████, joined by ████████, recollected their memories of the old server, going back to ████. Initially starting with the horny talk prevalent on the server, they stated that, due to the general immaturity of the server, '''Mustard''' was far from the only one involved in it, they concluded that the responsibility was on him to moderate rather than engage with it. This, however, was only a small fragment and relatively unimportant to the story at large, not worthy of anything but minor condemnation, yet nonetheless indicative of the way the server used to be run.


As time went on, '''Mustard''' would also implement some quite unpopular server policies, leading to the rise of the term "Mozzarellian"<ref> A direct reference to his Reddit username, u/P1ZZ4_M0ZZARELL4 </ref> as the problems became all the more persistent, with '''Mustard''' unwilling to ███████████████████████████████████████, while ████████████████████████████████ █████████████. Another great change was with '''Mustard''' himself, as he ████████████████████████ as time went on, culminating in █████████, when '''Mustard''' ███████ his "████████████ █████", whereby he would ███████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████, prompting two prominent members, ███████ and ███████, to leave. Further conversations with him revealed that ████████████, ████ █████, ████████████, but rather █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ █████████. Due to the private nature of these conversations, their contents, for the most part, have not been shared. All of this behavior led to the creation of ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████, which would soon turn into ███████████████████████ ████████████. ███████████████████████████████████████, ██████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████. ████████ would, in the end, decide to leave '''P1ZZ4 HUT''' and join '''SwagCord''' not long after.
As time went on, '''Mustard''' would also implement some quite unpopular server policies, leading to the rise of the term "Mozzarellian"<ref> A direct reference to his Reddit username, u/P1ZZ4_M0ZZARELL4 </ref> as the problems became all the more persistent, with '''Mustard''' unwilling to ███████████████████████████████████████, while ██████████████████████████████ █████████████. Another great change was with '''Mustard''' himself, as he ████████████████████████ as time went on, culminating in █████████, when '''Mustard''' ███████ his "████████████ █████", whereby he would ████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████, prompting two prominent members, ███████ and ███████, to leave. Further conversations with him revealed that ████████████, ████ █████, ████████████, but rather █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ █████████. Due to the private nature of these conversations, their contents, for the most part, have not been shared. All of this behavior led to the creation of ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████, which would soon turn into ███████████████████████ ████████████. ███████████████████████████████████████, ██████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████. ████████ would, in the end, decide to leave '''P1ZZ4 HUT''' and join '''SwagCord''' not long after.


The reason this behavior was brought up was not to punish '''Mustard''' for something that had happened long in the past, but rather something that seemingly continued to this day, as noted even by people not originally involved with the situation on '''P1ZZ4 HUT''', including ████████, who cited the time '''Mustard''' ████████████████████████████████████████████ with ███, ██████████████████ "██████████████████████████", and ███████████, who mentioned the time '''Mustard''' talked about ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ███████████████████████████████████████████████████. The evidence was damning.
The reason this behavior was brought up was not to punish '''Mustard''' for something that had happened long in the past, but rather something that seemingly continued to this day, as noted even by people not originally involved with the situation on '''P1ZZ4 HUT''', including ████████, who cited the time '''Mustard''' ████████████████████████████████████████████ with ███, ██████████████████ "██████████████████████████", and ███████████, who mentioned the time '''Mustard''' talked about ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ███████████████████████████████████████████████████. The evidence was damning.