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In the months that followed, K'''oonsbmw''' was placed on a no-fly list after his many violent attempts to bring an end to '''Sam'''<nowiki/>'s. Currently on the run from federal agents, his exact whereabouts are unknown, although he does occasionally establish contact from his underground bunker in order to post incomprehensible soyjaks and Sopranos memes. He is rumored to be currently residing and posting in ███'█ ██████ ███████. | In the months that followed, K'''oonsbmw''' was placed on a no-fly list after his many violent attempts to bring an end to '''Sam'''<nowiki/>'s. Currently on the run from federal agents, his exact whereabouts are unknown, although he does occasionally establish contact from his underground bunker in order to post incomprehensible soyjaks and Sopranos memes. He is rumored to be currently residing and posting in ███'█ ██████ ███████. | ||
After months of complete radio silence, contact was once again established with '''TikTokker''', who has since then become twitter <ref>We're never calling it X, Elon.</ref> famous, amassing over a thousand followers. Using this newfound fame, she established a discord server named ████CORD, named after herself, modded along with her sidekick '''Instanormie'''. Deciding to pay her a visit, '''Mr. Sex''' and '''Sam''' joined the server, only to immediately be placed in the '''verification pit''', a purgatory for all of those waiting in line to meet their favorite twitter microcelebrity. At the time of joining, around 7% of the server is estimated to belong to a caste of '''pit dwellers''', beings lower than humans, only able to rise up the hierarchy by showing their twitter accounts. | After months of complete radio silence, contact was once again established with '''TikTokker''', who has since then become twitter <ref>We're never calling it X, Elon.</ref> famous, amassing over a thousand followers. Using this newfound fame, she established a discord server named '''████CORD''', named after herself, modded along with her sidekick '''Instanormie'''. Deciding to pay her a visit, '''Mr. Sex''' and '''Sam''' joined the server, only to immediately be placed in the '''verification pit''', a purgatory for all of those waiting in line to meet their favorite twitter microcelebrity. At the time of joining, around 7% of the server is estimated to belong to a caste of '''pit dwellers''', beings lower than humans, only able to rise up the hierarchy by showing their twitter accounts. | ||
One good thing did emerge from the '''verification pit''', however, and that was the unlikely sighting of '''Max''' after all these months. Although he hasn't been active as of the time of writing, he did join ███'█ ██████ ███████, and the return of an old mod is always appreciated. As long as it's not '''TikTokker''', that is. | One good thing did emerge from the '''verification pit''', however, and that was the unlikely sighting of '''Max''' after all these months. Although he hasn't been active as of the time of writing, he did join ███'█ ██████ ███████, and the return of an old mod is always appreciated. As long as it's not '''TikTokker''', that is. |