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=== The Swag Alliance ===

On January 8, '''r/LesbianInsectBrothel''' was banned from Reddit. A sudden influx of gore videos hit the subreddit, as the mods, inactive accounts that haven't logged into the website in weeks, did nothing to stop it. Seeing such a huge subreddit being purged by Reddit, as a response to a situation no one could have predicted, made the moderators of other similar shitposting communities reconsider their approach to moderating, with new harsher, stricter methods being implemented all across the website. '''r/69MoeLester420''' was no exception.

The '''moederators''', in their eternal wisdom, already figured out a system that was about to be implemented which would be able to deal with the exact problem the shitposting community was facing. By setting up a moderation queue, every post made by a user not trusted by the mods would be automatically removed, only being shown to others if the mods deemed it worthy of seeing the front page. It was a glorious idea, one unthought of before, yet another proud creation of the server to be remembered forever, one for the ages. With the propaganda department hard at work, there was no possibility this could have been a failure, for months the mods have been preparing themselves for this.

And then came along a simple message.

The gauntlet was thrown. Our honor had been besmirched and we would not stand for it. This despicable action, committed by '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''', was unforgivable. To steal from ''us'', the proud nation of '''MoeLester''', the thought of it disgusted us all. First, the image dumps, an incredible idea retroactively started and popularized by our great and honorable leader, stolen, repurposed as cheap entertainment for the masses over at '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''', left with no soul, no passion like those that were once regularly posted by '''Moe'''. Now this. The greed of '''IDGAS''' knew no end. We were left with but a single option. This meant war.

A question remained, however. How could such a piece of information even reach the hands of the enemy? We had a mole within our ranks, an imposter among us, someone we trusted dearly, yet also knew held no allegiance to our flag. '''Norman the Mormon'''. Of course, that bastard did it. It all made perfect sense. A true '''Swag Giver''' surely would have confessed their misdeed right away, yet '''Norman''' remained a hard nut to crack. Even so, it was obvious where his heart was. It was of no surprise then that this information reached the ears of the leader of '''Swag Nation''', '''Meme_Alt_Account'''. Within the hour, they joined the server. Soon enough, '''Lin''', representing '''IkeaFreshBalls''', joined the server as well.

==== ATTENTION! ====

This section has been flagged by the '''A'''utomatic '''M'''oderating '''O'''verseer '''G'''ranted '''U'''nlimited '''S'''upervision as revisionist propaganda. Do not trust what has been written in the section above. '''69MoeLester420''' has never and will never be a safe haven for Swag Givers. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying. Do not trust any evidence provided to prove the contrary, it has all been fabricated by the enemy. Swag Nation and '''69MoeLester420''' always stood together as allies, with a formal agreement being signed on January 8, 2023. '''Lin''' and '''Meme_Alt_Account''' have both been great allies to the cause. Glory to '''Moe Lester''' and the '''Moederators'''! Long live '''Swag Nation'''!

=== The Return of Moe ===

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 === The Swag Alliance ===
+On January 8, '''r/LesbianInsectBrothel''' was banned from Reddit. A sudden influx of gore videos hit the subreddit, as the mods, inactive accounts that haven't logged into the website in weeks, did nothing to stop it. Seeing such a huge subreddit being purged by Reddit, as a response to a situation no one could have predicted, made the moderators of other similar shitposting communities reconsider their approach to moderating, with new harsher, stricter methods being implemented all across the website. '''r/69MoeLester420''' was no exception.
+The '''moederators''', in their eternal wisdom, already figured out a system that was about to be implemented which would be able to deal with the exact problem the shitposting community was facing. By setting up a moderation queue, every post made by a user not trusted by the mods would be automatically removed, only being shown to others if the mods deemed it worthy of seeing the front page. It was a glorious idea, one unthought of before, yet another proud creation of the server to be remembered forever, one for the ages. With the propaganda department hard at work, there was no possibility this could have been a failure, for months the mods have been preparing themselves for this.
+And then came along a simple message.
+The gauntlet was thrown. Our honor had been besmirched and we would not stand for it. This despicable action, committed by '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''', was unforgivable. To steal from ''us'', the proud nation of '''MoeLester''', the thought of it disgusted us all. First, the image dumps, an incredible idea retroactively started and popularized by our great and honorable leader, stolen, repurposed as cheap entertainment for the masses over at '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''', left with no soul, no passion like those that were once regularly posted by '''Moe'''. Now this. The greed of '''IDGAS''' knew no end. We were left with but a single option. This meant war.
+A question remained, however. How could such a piece of information even reach the hands of the enemy? We had a mole within our ranks, an imposter among us, someone we trusted dearly, yet also knew held no allegiance to our flag. '''Norman the Mormon'''. Of course, that bastard did it. It all made perfect sense. A true '''Swag Giver''' surely would have confessed their misdeed right away, yet '''Norman''' remained a hard nut to crack. Even so, it was obvious where his heart was. It was of no surprise then that this information reached the ears of the leader of '''Swag Nation''', '''Meme_Alt_Account'''. Within the hour, they joined the server. Soon enough, '''Lin''', representing '''IkeaFreshBalls''', joined the server as well.
+==== ATTENTION! ====
+This section has been flagged by the '''A'''utomatic '''M'''oderating '''O'''verseer '''G'''ranted '''U'''nlimited '''S'''upervision as revisionist propaganda. Do not trust what has been written in the section above. '''69MoeLester420''' has never and will never be a safe haven for Swag Givers. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying. Do not trust any evidence provided to prove the contrary, it has all been fabricated by the enemy. Swag Nation and '''69MoeLester420''' always stood together as allies, with a formal agreement being signed on January 8, 2023. '''Lin''' and '''Meme_Alt_Account''' have both been great allies to the cause. Glory to '''Moe Lester''' and the '''Moederators'''! Long live '''Swag Nation'''!
 === The Return of Moe ===

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