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* CIA Agent : [to three prisoners]  The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!  [grabs a hood]  CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?  [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]  CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good!  [pulls the hood back into the plane]  CIA Agent : Who wants to try next?  [grabs another prisoner]  CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun!  Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?  CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you?  Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.  [the Agent removes the hood]  Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.  CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die?  Bane : It would be extremely painful.  CIA Agent : You're a big guy!  Bane : For you.  CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan?  Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.  Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing!  CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?  Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
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* [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers]  CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.  [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel]  Barsad : He wasn't alone.  [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone]  CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends.  Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends.  Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them.  CIA Agent : And why would I want them?  Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man...  CIA Agent
: Bane?  [the driver nods]  CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.

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