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| invite = https://discord.gg/uWcE7wqDbZ
| invite = https://discord.gg/uWcE7wqDbZ
| id = 938728183203758080
| id = 938728183203758080
| users = 1,000+
| users = 1,700+
| owner = [[smjsilm]] (''de jure'') <br> [[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki|WalterWhiteOnDiscord]] (''de facto'')
| owner = [[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki|WalterWhiteOnDiscord]]
| links = [https://www.reddit.com/r/69Moelester420/ r/69Moelester420] <br> [https://www.reddit.com/r/IDONTGIVEASWAG/ r/IDONTGIVEASWAG] <br> [https://www.reddit.com/r/IkeaFreshBalls/ r/IkeaFreshBalls] <br> r/████████████████
| links = [https://www.reddit.com/r/69Moelester420/ r/69Moelester420] <br> [https://www.reddit.com/r/IDONTGIVEASWAG/ r/IDONTGIVEASWAG] <br> [https://www.reddit.com/r/IkeaFreshBalls/ r/IkeaFreshBalls] <br> r/████████████████
| founded = February 3, 2022 (as the internet shithole)
| founded = February 3, 2022 (as the internet shithole)
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'''69SwagBalls420''', also known as "'''SwagBalls'''", or "'''SwagCord'''", is a moderately sized irony Discord server. It is the official server for the meme/shitposting subreddits '''r/69Moelester420''', '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''', '''r/IkeaFreshBalls''' and '''r/█████████████.'''<ref name=":0">{{Cite message|author='''███████'''|date=December 26, 2023|content=haiiiiiiiii 69swagballs420cord :3 I am writing this to let you all know that we have officially merged with █████ ███ so yeah, have a good day or night or whatever :3|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''❗-announcements'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/938833517813571585/1188865276326969447}}</ref> Its name is a combination of the names of the first three subreddits, in addition to the now-defunct Discord server '''█████ ███'''.
{| class="infobox" style="width:400px;"
 
|colspan = 2 style="font-size:150%;text-align:center"| '''Republic of SwagBalls'''  
The server has gone by several names throughout its life, reflecting its evolution and partnerships with other subreddits. These include:
|-
 
|-
* '''the internet shithole''' (February 3 - May 20, 2022)
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:SBflagCentered.png | 200px]]
* '''IDONTGIVEASWAG''' (May 20 - June 5, 2022)
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:69SwagBalls420.png | 200px]]
* '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''' (June 5 - August 30, 2022)
|-
* '''IDGAS''' (August 30 - September 14, 2022)
|style="text-align:center;"| Flag
* '''IDGAS/IKEAFRESHBALLS''' (September 14 - October 3, 2022)
|style="text-align:center;"| Coat of arms
* '''Swag Balls Cord''' (October 3, 2022 - March 30, 2023)
|-
* '''69SwagBalls420 Cord''' (March 30, 2023 - December 26th, 2023)
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Server Motto''': I Don't Give a Swag
* '''████████████████''' (December 26th, 2023 - January 27th, 2024)
|-
* '''19SwagBalls84 Cord''' (January 27th, 2024 - March 17th, 2024)
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Server Anthem''': ''God, Bless SwagBalls''<ref group="note">To the tune of "Smooth Criminal".</ref>
* '''69SvvagBalls420 cKord''' (March 17th, 2024 - April 19th, 2024)
|-
* '''𒐕𒐝𒂟𒉼𒋻𒋝𒌐𒋻𒁇𒁇𒂟𒐛 𐏓𒆸𒇲𒆕''' (April 20th, 2024 - April 24th, 2024)
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Server Mascot''': Charter's cat
* '''𒐕𒐝𒊕𒁄𒐛𒅙 (69SagBal420 Kaad)''' (April 24th, 2024 - May 14th, 2024)
|-
* '''38$wagBalls777 Paleozoicord''' (May 14th, 2024 - May 31st, 2024)
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:120%"" | [[File:SwagCord_Map.png | 400px]] <br> Map of SwagBalls
* '''19SwagBalls32 Cord''' (May 31st, 2024 - July 1st, 2024)
|-
* '''69Scallywag420 Cord''' (July 1st, 2024 - July 15th, 2024)
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Capital and Largest City'''  
* '''69FunnyBalls420 PeterCord''' (July 15th, 2024 - August 4th)
| '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''
* '''House S.B.''' (August 4th, 2024 - present)
|-
== History ==
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Official Language'''  
{{stub}}
| English
 
|-
=== The Birth of girard ===
| style="font-size:110%" | '''National Groups''' (2024)<ref> '''EasyPoll''' (August 18, 2024): [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1274843589641240576/1274844549445062736 Official SwagBalls Census] ''Discord.'' </ref>
[[File:Girardfirstwords.png|thumb|'''girard'''<nowiki/>'s first words]]
|''By role:'' <br>• 90.9% Green Roles <br>• 6.2% Gold Roles <br>• 1.6% Bots <br>• 0.6% Moderators <br>• 0.7% Other<ref group="note">Users with miscellaneous top roles, including a variable population of '''Pit Dwellers'''.</ref> <br> <br>''By Continent of Origin:'' <br>• 63% North American <br>• 29% European <br>• 4% South American <br>• 2% Asian <br>• 2% Australian
5 months in. The server is barely online, and '''Meme Alt''' is trying to find ways to revive it. Then a wonderful idea comes to their head. They bring forth '''girard''', a '''GenAI''' chatbot that learns from server's messages. His first words were notable for being the funniest shit ever, and he was quickly accepted into a community despite our differences between humans and chatbots.
|-
 
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Religion''' (2024)<ref> '''EasyPoll''' (August 18, 2024): [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1274843589641240576/1274844856744939601 Official SwagBalls Census] ''Discord.'' </ref>
<ref group="editor's note"> find girard's original aliases, apparently was called '''hitler''' at first</ref>
| • 63% Unaffiliated <br>• 12% girardian <br>• 8% Christian <br>• 4% Muslim <br>• 4% Hindu <br>• 8% Other
 
|-
=== Mahmoud the Village Dweller ===
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Demonym(s)'''  
 
| SwagBallian
=== The Expulsion of Waias ===
|-
 
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Government'''
=== The 69MoeLester420 Merge ===
| Unitary presidential republic
|-
| '''• President'''
| '''Flaming Testicle (left)'''
|-
| '''• Vice-President'''
| '''Barley'''
|-
| '''• Owner'''
|''' Meme_Alt_Account'''
|-
|''' • Chief Moderator'''
|''' Walter'''
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Legislature'''
| '''#🏛-the-senate'''
|-
| colspan=2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''History of the Server'''
|-
|'''Creation of SwagCord'''
|February 3, 2022
|-
|'''Unification with IkeaFreshBalls '''
|September 14, 2022
|-
|'''Unification with 69MoeLester420 '''
|March 30, 2023
|-
|'''The Macromaniac Wars'''
|December 8, 2023
|-
|'''Unification with █████████ '''
|December 26, 2023
|-
|'''Democratic Rule '''
|March 17, 2024
|-
|'''#📜-constitution Adopted'''
|July 4, 2024
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Population'''
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Population''' (2024)  
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 1700+
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Active Userbase''' (2024 estimate)
| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] 50
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Area'''
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Total Area''' (2024)  
| 116 channels
|-
| '''• Voice Channels'''
| 8 channels (6.9%)
|-
| '''• Archived'''
| 30 channels (25.9%)
|-
| '''• Government Land'''
| 8 channels (6.9%)
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Economy'''
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Currency'''
| SwagBallian UBucks ([[File:69SwagBalls420.png | 12px]]) <br> Xertunian CatBux ([[File:CatBux.png | 12px]])
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''GDP''' (PPP)
| style="font-size:110%" | 2024 estimate
|-
| '''• Total'''
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] [[File:69SwagBalls420.png | 12px]]11.184 billion
|-
| '''• Per Capita'''
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] [[File:69SwagBalls420.png | 12px]]6.579 million
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''GDP''' (nominal)
| style="font-size:110%" | 2024 estimate
|-
| '''• Total'''
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] $4.67
|-
| '''• Per Capita'''
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] $0.002
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Gini''' (2024)
| [[File:RedArrowUp.png|12px]]99.8<ref> '''UnbelievaBoat''' (August 29, 2024): '''Server Leaderboard''' ''Discord.'' </ref><ref> '''Purrtun''' (August 18, 2024): '''Server Leaderboard''' ''Discord.'' </ref> <br> <b style="color:#ff0000"> Very High Inequality </b>
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''HDI''' (2024)
| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]0.492-[[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]0.983<ref group="note">This statistic is highly disputed, and opinions among experts vary greatly. To some, '''SwagCord''' is the best it has ever been, to others, it is in a perpetual state of collapse, while others yet believe that nothing has fundamentally changed throughout the months. Whether '''SwagBalls''' has fallen is in the eye of the observer.</ref> <br> <b style="color:#ff0000">Low</b>-<b style="color:#006400">Very high</b>
|}


=== The 9GAG Wedding ===
'''69SwagBalls420''', also known as "'''SwagBalls'''", or "'''SwagCord'''", is a moderately sized irony Discord server. It is the official server for the meme/shitposting subreddits '''r/69Moelester420''', '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''', '''r/IkeaFreshBalls''' and '''r/█████████████.'''<ref name=":0">{{Cite message|author='''███████'''|date=December 26, 2023|content=haiiiiiiiii 69swagballs420cord :3 I am writing this to let you all know that we have officially merged with █████ ███ so yeah, have a good day or night or whatever :3|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''❗-announcements'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/938833517813571585/1188865276326969447}}</ref> Its name is a combination of the names of the first three subreddits, in addition to the now-defunct Discord server '''█████ ███'''.


=== The Hartson Drama ===
The server has gone by several names throughout its life, reflecting its evolution and partnerships with other subreddits. These include:
 
 
=== AnimeGirlCigarette.png ===
* '''the internet shithole''' (February 3 - May 20, 2022)
 
* '''IDONTGIVEASWAG''' (May 20 - June 5, 2022)
=== Cockroach or (The Unexpected Virtue of Stubbornness) ===
* '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''' (June 5 - August 30, 2022)
 
* '''IDGAS''' (August 30 - September 14, 2022)
=== The Gambling Era ===
* '''IDGAS/IKEAFRESHBALLS''' (September 14 - October 3, 2022)
 
* '''Swag Balls Cord''' (October 3, 2022 - March 30, 2023)
=== The Samwich ===
* '''69SwagBalls420 Cord''' (March 30, 2023 - December 26th, 2023)
* '''████████████████''' (December 26th, 2023 - January 27th, 2024)
* '''19SwagBalls84 Cord''' (January 27th, 2024 - March 17th, 2024)
* '''69SvvagBalls420 cKord''' (March 17th, 2024 - April 13th, 2024; April 14th - April 19th, 2024)
* '''𒐕𒐝𒂟𒉼𒋻𒋝𒌐𒋻𒁇𒁇𒂟𒐛 𐏓𒆸𒇲𒆕''' (April 20th, 2024 - April 24th, 2024)
* '''𒐕𒐝𒊕𒁄𒐛𒅙 (69SagBal420 Kaad)''' (April 24th, 2024 - May 14th, 2024)
* '''38$wagBalls777 Paleozoicord''' (May 14th, 2024 - May 31st, 2024)
* '''19SwagBalls32 Cord''' (May 31st, 2024 - July 1st, 2024)
* '''69Scallywag420 Cord''' (July 1st, 2024 - July 15th, 2024)
* '''69FunnyBalls420 PeterCord''' (July 15th, 2024 - August 4th)
* '''House S.B.''' (August 4th, 2024 - August 26th, 2024)
* '''69SwagBalls420 Cord''' (August 26th, 2024 - October 1st)
* '''16NonEuclidianBalls92 Cord''' (October 1st, 2024 - present)
== History ==
{{stub}}
 
=== The Birth of girard ===
[[File:Girardfirstwords.png|thumb|'''girard'''<nowiki/>'s first words]]
5 months in. The server is barely online, and '''Meme Alt''' is trying to find ways to revive it. Then a wonderful idea comes to their head. They bring forth '''girard''', a '''GenAI''' chatbot that learns from server's messages. His first words were notable for being the funniest shit ever, and he was quickly accepted into a community despite our differences between humans and chatbots.
 
<ref group="editor's note"> find girard's original aliases, apparently was called '''Hilter''' [sic] at first</ref>
 
=== Mahmoud the Village Dweller ===
 
=== The Expulsion of Waias ===
 
=== The 69MoeLester420 Merge ===
 
=== The 9GAG Wedding ===
 
=== The Hartson Drama ===
 
=== AnimeGirlCigarette.png ===
 
=== Cockroach or (The Unexpected Virtue of Stubbornness) ===
 
=== The Gambling Era ===
 
=== The Samwich ===


=== WOKEBalls ===
=== WOKEBalls ===
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=== The Nightshade Fiasco ===
=== The Nightshade Fiasco ===
read my webcomic


=== The Age of Decline ===
=== The Age of Decline ===
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On December 3, the first signs of rebellion were observed. Was this a case of a self-fulfilling prophecy or were these true visions of the future is a matter still debated upon. The leadership of '''69SwagBalls420''' took notice of the growing '''girardian Revolutionary Movement''' within its borders, and sensed that a coup was imminent.
On December 3, the first signs of rebellion were observed. Was this a case of a self-fulfilling prophecy or were these true visions of the future is a matter still debated upon. The leadership of '''69SwagBalls420''' took notice of the growing '''girardian Revolutionary Movement''' within its borders, and sensed that a coup was imminent.


The protests all began from a single member, '''Charter''', losing his '''Soyjak Gold''' role for an ''unknown reason''<ref group="editor's note">'''Walter''' here, I'll try to find the specific reason, you will be satisfied with '''3rd degree chuddery''' in the meantime. I believe it had to do with the bullying of '''greenies'''.</ref>, being executed by an ''unknown staff member that we do not know the name of''<ref group="editor's note">At this point I'm just leaving these as a reminder for myself. -'''Walt'''</ref>. They soon escalated as '''Koknese''' started rallying up popular support and asking mods to give him his role back, which was met by suppression<ref group="editor's note">Honestly can't remember, did we remove people's messages or is this just the usual '''literally 1984'''? -'''Walt'''</ref> from the '''mod team'''. Later '''Koknese''' and '''Charter''' called upon the '''greenies''', persuading them with slogans such as "united as one against the mods"<ref>{{Cite message|author=Charter|date=December 3, 2023|content='we are uniting as one', 'against the mods', 'for the wealth of all people'.|channel=🏴-revolutionary-encampment|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1180957923069919412/1180962888190541945}}</ref><ref group="editor's note">I can't find anything by just searching this up, may be a misquote, I'll find an actual slogan to put into the quotes (I'm sure there's bound to be something) -'''Walt'''</ref>, etc.
The protests all began from a single member, '''Charter''', losing his '''Soyjak Gold''' role for an ''unknown reason''<ref group="editor's note">'''Walter''' here, I'll try to find the specific reason, you will be satisfied with '''3rd degree chuddery''' in the meantime. I believe it had to do with the bullying of '''greenies'''.</ref>, being executed by an ''unknown staff member that we do not know the name of''<ref group="editor's note">At this point I'm just leaving these as a reminder for myself. -'''Walt'''</ref>. They soon escalated as '''Koknese''' started rallying up popular support and asking mods to give him his role back, which was met by suppression<ref group="editor's note">Honestly can't remember, did we remove people's messages or is this just the usual '''literally 1984'''? -'''Walt'''</ref> from the '''mod team'''. Later '''Koknese''' and '''Charter''' called upon the '''greenies''', persuading them with slogans such as "united as one against the mods"<ref>{{Cite message|author=Charter|date=December 3, 2023|content='we are uniting as one', 'against the mods', 'for the wealth of all people'|channel=🏴-revolutionary-encampment|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1180957923069919412/1180962888190541945}}</ref><ref group="editor's note">I can't find anything by just searching this up, may be a misquote, I'll find an actual slogan to put into the quotes (I'm sure there's bound to be something) -'''Walt'''</ref>, etc.


Armed forces and popular support against the rebellion were quickly mobilized,<ref name=":2">{{Cite message|author='''Walter'''|date=December 5, 2023 - December 7, 2023|content=The War - A Timeline|server=69SwagBalls420|channel='''🏛-swagballs-historical-society'''}}</ref> but the measures were unable to control the emerging threat. Within hours, the server was soon almost completely polarized between the '''Loyalist''' and '''Revolutionary''' factions, the former fighting to uphold the status quo, and the latter revolting against the '''mod team''', demanding change and - unacceptable to the '''mods''' - '''greenie''' rights.
Armed forces and popular support against the rebellion were quickly mobilized,<ref name=":2">{{Cite message|author='''Walter'''|date=December 5, 2023 - December 7, 2023|content=The War - A Timeline|server=69SwagBalls420|channel='''🏛-swagballs-historical-society'''}}</ref> but the measures were unable to control the emerging threat. Within hours, the server was soon almost completely polarized between the '''Loyalist''' and '''Revolutionary''' factions, the former fighting to uphold the status quo, and the latter revolting against the '''mod team''', demanding change and - unacceptable to the '''mods''' - '''greenie''' rights.
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[[File:TesticleSBservericon.png|thumb|174x174px|The server icon painted in celebration of '''Testicle'''<nowiki/>'s and '''Barley'''<nowiki/>'s presidential victory.]]
[[File:TesticleSBservericon.png|thumb|174x174px|The server icon painted in celebration of '''Testicle'''<nowiki/>'s and '''Barley'''<nowiki/>'s presidential victory.]]
Sworn in on the night of July 14, 2024, after a long and confusing debate over who would be Vice-President, where absolutely no one knew what was going on, it was decided that '''Barley''' would serve alongside '''Flaming Testicle (left)''', proclaimed the second SwagBallian president. Although the pair possessed slightly less than 50% of the server's support, as necessitated by '''the Constitution''',<ref group="note"> '''2.3. THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT:''' The office of the president is composed of two democratically elected members; the president and the vice president. '''The user with the highest percentage of the vote is president. The president and the vice president must represent a combined total of at least 50% of the vote.'''</ref> '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''', recently modded, ceded his support to '''Barley''', allowing for power to be transferred to the pair.
Sworn in on the night of July 14, 2024, after a long and confusing debate over who would be Vice-President, where absolutely no one knew what was going on, it was decided that '''Barley''' would serve alongside '''Flaming Testicle (left)''', proclaimed the second SwagBallian president. Although the pair possessed slightly less than 50% of the server's support, as necessitated by '''the Constitution''',<ref group="note"> '''2.3. THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT:''' The office of the president is composed of two democratically elected members; the president and the vice president. '''The user with the highest percentage of the vote is president. The president and the vice president must represent a combined total of at least 50% of the vote.'''</ref> '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''', recently modded, ceded his support to '''Barley''', allowing for power to be transferred to the pair.
[[File:SFPPmanifesto.jpg|left|thumb|213x213px|The recovered manifesto of the <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b>.]]
[[File:SFPPmanifesto.jpg|left|thumb|172x172px|The recovered manifesto of the <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b>.]]
Trouble immediately arose as it was soon realized that '''Flaming Testicle (left)''', although having won the election by huge margins, did not actually possess any political platform to speak of. The <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b> manifesto was seemingly non-existent, having vanished into thin air. Thrown into office by a faction of disaffected <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> voters after '''Dainis''''s disqualification, the people demanded change. But how could any proposal be implemented if no proposal was to be found?
Trouble immediately arose as it was soon realized that '''Flaming Testicle (left)''', although having won the election by huge margins, did not actually possess any political platform to speak of. The <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b> manifesto was seemingly non-existent, having vanished into thin air. Thrown into office by a faction of disaffected <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> voters after '''Dainis''''s disqualification, the people demanded change. But how could any proposal be implemented if no proposal was to be found?


Thankfully, the <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b> manifesto was soon recovered by '''Banarnar''', a crumpled up, crudely written-on piece of paper lying in the trash can, outlining all of the president's proposals in detail. The proposals of the '''President''' and '''Vice-President''', and their current status, have been outlined below.
Thankfully, the <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b> manifesto was soon recovered by '''Banarnar''', a crumpled up, crudely written-on piece of paper lying in the trash can, outlining all of the president's proposals in detail. The proposals of the '''President''' and '''Vice-President''', and their current status, have been outlined below.


 
In light of the results of the September Senate Elections, there have been calls for the '''President''' to resign, owing to his lack of ambition and vision in light of the greater perceived threat of the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>, pushed to its limits after '''#🏛-the-senate''' was made functionally useless after '''girard'''<nowiki/>'s victory.
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{| class="wikitable"  
|+ Legislative Achievements
|+ Legislative Achievements
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|-
|-
| Total <s>stuckie</s> '''Chauka''' death
| Total <s>stuckie</s> '''Chauka''' death
| style="text-align:center" | -
| style="text-align:center" | November 17th, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Pending
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | '''Chauka''' becomes Vice-President
|-
|-
| Draw my peters
| Draw my peters
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|-
|-
| Encouraging community involvement in organizing the '''Album Exchange'''.
| Encouraging community involvement in organizing the '''Album Exchange'''.
| style="text-align:center" | -
| style="text-align:center" | October 12th, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Pending
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Goal Accomplished, kinda, if you <br> squint your eyes a little bit<ref> Although the Album Exchange is still mod-run, regular movie nights are being held with community involvement.</ref>
|-
|-
| Opening of the '''#❗❗-actual-announcements''' channel that only '''mods''' have access to, in order to avoid clutter.
| Opening of the '''#❗❗-actual-announcements''' channel that only '''mods''' have access to, in order to avoid clutter.
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|-
|-
| The opening of a '''#girardian-order''' channel to standardize '''girardian''' religion.
| The opening of a '''#girardian-order''' channel to standardize '''girardian''' religion.
| style="text-align:center" | -
| style="text-align:center" | September 15th, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Pending
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | '''girard''' wins '''#🏛-the-senate'''. <br> His Word is Now Law.
|-
! Mod Votes
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
|-
| The implementation of a new rule to treat certain forms of seriousposting outside of serious channels as a 2nd-degree offense. <ref group="note"> Originally an abandoned policy of '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''', the '''mod team''' had only later come to see the wisdom in it. '''President Testicle''' supported the rules change. </ref>
| style="text-align:center" | September 18th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
|}
|}


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| The full legalization of corruption.
| The full legalization of corruption.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending <br> <ref group = "note">The mod team states this to be a vague and unclear law the only purpose of which seemingly is to allow buying votes in democratic elections.</ref>
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law <br> <ref group = "note">The mod team states this to be a vague and unclear law the only purpose of which seemingly is to allow buying votes in democratic elections.</ref>
|-
|-
| Establishing the '''Revolutionary Heaven Mandate''' award, to be given out to server users in three tiers.
| Establishing the '''Revolutionary Heaven Mandate''' award, to be given out to server users in three tiers.
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| Building an electrified railway from '''#🚜-main-chat''' to '''#😲-soyjaks-anonymous'''.
| Building an electrified railway from '''#🚜-main-chat''' to '''#😲-soyjaks-anonymous'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024
| style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Construction Underway <br> <b style="color:#cc0000;> $113M Over Budget </b>
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> <b style="color:#cc0000;> $123M Over Budget </b>
|-
|-
| Creating a formal court system, with trials held in [https://objection.lol/ objection.lol].
| Creating a formal court system, with trials held in [https://objection.lol/ objection.lol].
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| The creation of a '''#coal-mine''' channel.
| The creation of a '''#coal-mine''' channel.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 11th, 2024
| style="text-align:center;" | August 11th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law <br> Overturned by Court
|-
| Liquidating '''Barley Trains Inc.'''
| style="text-align:center;" | August 17th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0 <ref group="note">Even if passed, Barley Trains Inc., being a private company, could not be legally liquidated by the state.</ref>
|-
| Withdrawing distrust from '''Xertun'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 18th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Making ''"God, Bless SwagBalls"'' the official server anthem.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 2nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
|-
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|-
|-
| colspan=2 style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Amendment Failed
| colspan=2 style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Amendment Failed
|-
| rowspan=3 | Amending the Constitution with the following text:
The '''moderation team''' is not allowed to kick or permanently '''pit''' a person without hosting a trial, and the defendant is to be placed in '''#the-pit''' temporarily until a verdict is reached.
All citizens of SwagCord possess certain unalienable rights, barring:
*accounts younger than 2 weeks
*known alt accounts
*scam bots or otherwise malicious accounts not covered by first degree offenses
*participants of any raid on the server 
First-degree offenders will not be given a trial due to the nature of first-degree rule breaking not needing one.
The trial is to be attended by the defendant, one or more representatives of the moderation team, and an impartial jury to ensure a fair verdict, as well as witness(es) of the offense committed if necessary.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 18th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed the Senate <br> 2-0
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | September 2nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | 77.2% in favor <br> Passed
|-
| colspan=2 style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Amendment Ratified
|-
|-
|}
|}


==Rules==
==== Midterm Elections ====


=== Old Rules ===
{| class=" infobox" style="width:400px;"
The rules of '''SwagBalls''' were originally posted by '''Meme Alt''' on February 22nd, 2022, with additional rules being added at later dates. The no bigotry rules were strengthened as a variety of slurs were banned in all contexts, removed automatically by the '''AutoModerator'''. On May 15th, 2023, '''Walter''' clarified the list of words banned under the rules, as well as their respective punishments.
|+The September 2024 SwagBalls Senate Election
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''September 14, 2024'''
|-
|style="text-align:left;"| ←[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki#Senate_Election|July 2024]]<ref group="note"> Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not '''Walter''''s user page </ref>
|
|style="text-align:right;"| November 2024→
|-
|colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| 3 votes allowed per voter <br> 3 candidates with the most votes win
|-


The old rules of '''SwagBalls''' were as follows:[[File:SwagBalls banner June 2023.webp|thumb|The server's banner since June 2023.]]
|-
#No racism.
|'''Turnout'''  
#No homophobia or LGBTQ+ related phobia.
|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]96.6% of registered voters <ref group="note"> Representing 1.65% of the total population. </ref>
#No spam.
|-
#No suspicious links, files, malware.
| || [[File:XertunposterPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]] ||[[File:girardPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
#No gore/NSFL/Violent videos (videos/pictures/gifs of real death, injuries, violence etc. This includes humans and animals)
|-
#No sexism.
| '''Nominee'''
#No disrespecting others.
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Xertunposter'''
#Please try to post the right content in the appropriate channels. I will not be too harsh on enforcing this but keep that in mind.
|style="text-align:center;"|'''girard'''
#If you want truly serious discussion without jokes or memes go to ''#serious-discussion''
|-
# DO NOT be inappropriate with people under the age of 18.
|'''Party'''
#There will absolutely be no discussion or talk of Femboys. Nor will there be any sharing of content including femboys. This includes but is not limited to videos, memes, pictures, copypastas etc...
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Independent'''
##Amendment to 11: Boykisser falls under this and is banned.
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Anarchist Party'''
#If you somehow have permission to. Do not ping @ everyone OR @ any role without permission from the server owner.
|-
#Do not post any sexual content such as porn.
|'''Votes'''
#No horny talk, no horny memes, no horny jokes on this server.  It is cringe and inappropriate. I do not care if you think its a joke, do not do it.
|style="text-align:center;"| '''13'''
##Amendment to rule 14: don't talk about gooning or edging.
|style="text-align:center;"| '''13'''
#Absolutely no doxxing for any reason. Not even yourself.
|-
#There will be absolutely no venting on this server anywhere. ''⁠#serious-discussion'' will only be for discussions.
|'''Percentage
#The main language of this server is English. So please, only speak in english.
|style="text-align:center;"| '''46.4%''' [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
#Do not share pirated material.
|style="text-align:center;"| '''46.4%''' [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
#Absolutely no political discussions at all. You will be warned first. If you continue then you will be muted.
|-
#If someone genuinely tells you that your jokes make them uncomfortable, no matter how ironic, you should stop making them immediately.
|
#You are not allowed to advertise discord servers
|[[File:KoknesePFPelection3.png|center|150x150px]]
 
|[[File:ChaukaPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
It should be noted that '''Rule 16''' was not enforced at all, and ''discussion'' of piracy did not violate '''Rule 18'''.
|-
 
|'''Nominee'''
=== New Criminal Code ===
|style="text-align:center;"| Dainis
On March 2, 2024, as part of the '''1984 Chud Crackdown''', the old rules were rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, and were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the '''moderators''' (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March 4, 2024, with offenses separated into three degrees of severity, the new rules, crafted by '''Decoherence,''' read as follows:
|style="text-align:center;"| Chauka
 
|-
==== --- FIRST DEGREE OFFENSES --- ====
|'''Party'''
A first degree offense will be met with an instant ban.
|style="text-align:center;"| None of the Above <br> New Sharty Party
 
|style="text-align:center;"| Nova SP
'''1.1.''' '''BIGOTRY.''' Posting bigoted content is a first degree offense.
|-
 
|'''Votes'''
'''1.2.''' '''MALWARE.''' Posting malware is a first degree offense.
|style="text-align:center;"| 11
|style="text-align:center;"| 11
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 39.3% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 39.3% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:BorisChicoPFPelectionNovaSP.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:JimmyPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Boris Chico
|style="text-align:center;"| Jimmy
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| NovaSP
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 9
|style="text-align:center;"| 8
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 32.1% [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 28.6% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:SovietOnionPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:JohnPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| The Soviet Onion
|style="text-align:center;"| John
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 6
|style="text-align:center;"| 5
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 21.4% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 17.9% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
| colspan = 2 | [[File:LarKcPFPelection2.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian'''
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | YaKcubian Ape Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | 4
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | 14.3% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| <br> '''Composition of the 3rd SwagBallian Congress'''
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| [[File:SwagBalls3rdCongress.png|400x254px]]
|-
| colspan = 3 |'''Political groups:''' <br>
* <b style="color:#6c41bb">A</b><b style="color:#000000">n</b><b style="color:#6c41bb">a</b><b style="color:#000000">r</b><b style="color:#6c41bb">c</b><b style="color:#000000">h</b><b style="color:#6c41bb">y</b> (2) <br>
** <b style="color:#6c41bb">girard</b> (1)
** <b style="color:#000000">@no-one</b> (1)
* '''Independent''' (1)
|}


'''1.3.''' '''GORE.''' Posting IRL gore or shock content without a warning is a first degree offense.  
The September 2024 Senate Election season was from the beginning mired in controversy. Senator '''Charter''' (<b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>) was '''pitted''' by the mod team at the very start of the new election cycle. This coincided with the newly ratified First Amendment to '''#📜-the-constitution''', which guaranteed due process to all citizens of '''SwagCord''', making '''Charter''' the first to be tried under the new system, for the first time, by the jury of one's peers. Although it is believed that the prospects of the new, more transparent process helped quell any potential outbursts, due to scheduling, his trial was set only after the election had concluded. '''Charter''', however, declined to run.
[[File:NovaSP poster.png|left|thumb|248x248px|An example of an anti-<b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> poster produced by <b style="color:#fb04cc">NovaSP</b>. This specific poster was created by '''Chauka'''.]]
The rising '''Chauka'''-led <b style="color:#fb04cc">NovaSP</b> party had been among the ruling <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b><nowiki/>'s strongest opposition. Although exercising no power in '''#🏛-the-senate''', '''Chauka''', being a former senator, retained access there. However, most of the campaigning came in the form of the many propaganda posters produced mostly by '''Boris Chico''', who had been recruited from the ranks of the allied <b style="color:#0f9ed5">CPoS</b>). The party's campaigning began as early as August, weeks before the elections were called, against the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b><nowiki/>'s corruption and perceived authoritarianism.


'''1.4.''' '''PORN.''' Posting porn is a first degree offense.  
The <b style="color:#6c41bb">Anarchist</b> <b style="color:#000000">Party</b>, taking note of its rising popularity, ran '''girard''' as their candidate. The electorate proved highly receptive as the proposition was announced. Although still formally the party leader, '''@no-one''', feeling sick in the past weeks, decided to allow '''girard''' to take center stage, and run as the party's main candidate.


'''1.5.''' '''DOXXING.''' Doxxing ANYONE, even yourself, is a first degree offense.
The debate produced a strong showing from many candidates, especially independents, however, the election remained a likely match between the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> and <b style="color:#fb04cc">NovaSP</b>. '''Dainis''' was interrupted several times by '''Ballistyx''', who ran onto the stage to call him a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism fascist] before leaving. The debate's live flash-polling showed great support for the interrupter, who received a high number of gem-reacts after each post. The '''#🎫-voting-booth''' opened soon after. Due to an uncharacteristically large surge of voters, almost all ballots were filled within four hours, and elections were called early. The mod team had been tracking the results for the past few hours, and yet the results remained equally as shocking. '''Xertun''', tied in first place with '''girard''' of the <b style="color:#6c41bb">Anarchist</b> <b style="color:#000000">Party</b>. Due to the rules surrounding <b style="color:#6c41bb">Anarchist</b><b style="color:#000000"></b> candidates, first proposed during the '''Walter-LarKcuavian administration''', an <b style="color:#6c41bb">Anarchist</b><b style="color:#000000"></b> victory fills '''#🏛-the-senate''' with empty seats.


==== -- SECOND DEGREE OFFENSES -- ====
The results firmly showed a new composition of '''#🏛-the-senate''', where '''Xertun''' and '''girard''' would be the only members. The members of the <b style="color:#fb04cc">NovaSP</b> opposition took to the streets to protest the results of the election. A movement in support of the '''President''' resigning has even gained support of the '''President''' himself.<ref group="note">After '''Chauka''' promised to draw him two Peters.</ref> As the mods were tracking the count, several instances of huge swings in support of certain candidates were noticed. Although '''girard''' held a lead during the early hours of the election, a massive chunk of his support was soon lost, before suddenly coming back in the final minutes before closing. The <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> candidate, '''Dainis''', would go on to taunt the '''mod team''', claiming that certain members of it are easily corrupted, however, the claims have been deemed dubious. The <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>-led campaign of unfair tactical voting was deemed "successfully unsuccessful" by the parent company [[69SwagBalls420/War Room Association|War Room Association]] due to Charter not participating in elections, so they've used the reserve plan to bring down Nova with themselves by voting in candidates that would establish a kakistocracy.
A second degree offense will be met with a trip to '''the pit'''. In particularly egregious cases, the mod team may ban the offending user after discussing the case while the user remained pitted.  


'''2.1. SPAM.''' Spamming in channels is a second degree offense. Spamming advertisements in channels is a first degree offense.  
{| class="wikitable"
 
|+ Votes of the 3rd Congress
'''2.2. VIOLENCE.''' Posting videos that contain IRL violence without a spoiler tag or warning is a second degree offense.  
! Legislative proposal
 
! Latest Action
'''2.3. HARRASSMENT.''' Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team.  
! Current Status
 
|-
'''2.4. HORNY CONVERSATIONS.''' Thirstposting, thirst comments, or any sexually charged conversation is a second degree offense. This includes posting shock content/porn memes like incredible gassy or gooning. A sexually charged conversation with a minor is a first degree offense.
| Giving '''Xertun''' a big, nice, queen-sized mattress.
 
| style="text-align:center;" | September 15th, 2024
==== - THIRD DEGREE OFFENSES - ====
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
A third degree offense will be met with a /warn. A user who accumulates three warnings will be sent to '''the pit''' and the mod team may discuss banning such a user.
|-
 
| Killing one random '''greenie''', as chosen by /roulette.
'''3.1. NON-ENGLISH CONVERSATIONS.''' Speaking in a language other than English is difficult for the mod team to moderate, and may be met with a mute if kept up for more than a few messages. Talking about other languages is fine. The issue is if you have conversations that other people can't understand.  
| style="text-align:center;" | September 15th, 2024
 
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
'''3.2. PIRACY.''' Sharing pirated material is a third degree offense, and the material in question will be deleted.
|-
| Showering the server in holy blessings.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Liquifying '''Barley'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 16th, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending
|-
| Replacing the server mascot with '''Ballistyx''''s cat.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 17th, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending
|-
| Giving '''@everyone''' a nice, big hug.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 18th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Forcing everyone to post a funny meme in the '''memes channel'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| A motion for '''girard''' to read a book with '''Xertun'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|-
| A motion for '''Xertun''' to order a nice jumper from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon%20(company) Amazon].
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| A law legally defining [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Payphone payphones]. <ref group="note"> Despite the bill passing, payphones were never legally defined beyond '''girard''''s original message: ''"what did i only vote in stead of trains are legally obligated to post a law defining payphones as well since you're allowed to force egerybody to soyjaks anonymous barely works and kill 7 billion people"'' </ref>
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending
|-
| A ban on all [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chair chairs].
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| Buying '''Xertun''' a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanket blanket].
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| Sending '''Xertun''' to the '''#⚖-courtroom'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1 <br> <ref group="note"> With '''Xertun''' being the only other '''Senator''', '''girard''' expected the bill to fail, and only proposed it to show that '''Xertun''' was a '''triggered snowflake.'''</ref> <ref> [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1241499601450827897/1286324650540011550 '''girard''' (September 19, 2024): "and i dont get offended snowflake". <br> '''Xertun''': "imb not a snowflake honeybuns". <br> '''girard''': "the courtroom but to". <br> '''Walter''': "he's sending your ass to JAIL". <br> '''Xertun''': "'''@girard''' i motion to NOT have to maker me go to jail". <br> '''girard''': "thank you get offended snowflake".]  ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#🏛-the-senate''' </ref>
|-
| Making everyone who wants to be one an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial%20life alien].
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Making today the 21st of September.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| Making '''SwagCord''' more colorful.  
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law <br> <ref group ="note"> Interpreted as creating more cosmetic roles. </ref>
|-
| Creating a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarabaeidae scarab] themed channel.
| style="text-align:center;" | October 2nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Later repurposed for gambling by Girards order
|-
|hi
|October 21st, 2024
|style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending
|-
| Revealing everyone's cat's middle name in ⁠'''#😸-funky-silly-animal.'''
|October 22nd, 2024
|style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending
|-
|❤
|October 28th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| Making '''Xertun''''s middle name "the fact".
|October 28th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|}


'''3.3. POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS.''' Discussing politics is a third degree offense. For the purposes of this rule, "political" discussions are those in which participants voice opinions about how society ought to progress, or what ought to be done about a socio-economic issue.
==== The Second Trial of Charter ====
After a week of tension between '''Charter''' and '''LarKc,''' legal action had been pursued, the main catalyst being an aggresive comment made by '''Charter''' towards administrator '''Decoherence'''. In the span of a few days, and indictment was made and a date for the trial was finally decided upon. This would be the first trial to take place after the constitution reform allowed certain rule-breakers or troublemakers to hold a trial in their defense before the moderators take action.


'''3.4. ADVERTISING.''' Advertising discord servers or commercial products is a third degree offense. Advertising scams/NFTs/cryptocurrency is a first degree offense.  
At 20:47 UTC on the 9th of September 2024, chief moderator '''Walter White''' would send out a message to the newly created #⚖️-courtroom channel, where he would go onto to explain the contents of the indictment and encourage the @Jury role to familiarize themselves with said document. This message would also announce that user '''Dainis''' would represent defendant '''Charter'''.


'''3.5. FEMBOYS.''' Discussion of femboys is a third degree offense. This includes posting boykisser.
The charges in the indictment can be summarized as such:


'''3.6. BE SERIOUS.''' Shitposting oe otherwise joking in ⁠serious-discussions-1 is a third degree offense. Repeat offenders will be thrown into the pit.
• Posting private messages and inciting a fight


'''3.7. NO HOMESTUCK.''' The original sin will not be mentioned by name. Any offending post will be deleted off the face of the earth. This does not apply only in the '''#⁠🏠-mental-asylum.'''
• Joking about owning child pornography


===== Former Rules =====
• Making an overly rude remark
 
The moderators would be the ones to prosecute, though '''Walter''' and '''Decoherence''' would be the only moderators who actually fulfilled this role but '''Ballistyx''' would also take the role of trial judge. With defendant '''Charter''' represented by '''Dainis''', the jury was assigned the @Jury role. The group of users with the @Jury was as follows: '''Chauka''', '''The Soviet Onion''', '''Banarnar''', '''Jumbo Manta''' and '''Luftwaffles'''. The jury would discuss their decisions privately, outside of the #⚖️-courtroom channel. It may be good to note that '''Xertun''', —owner of a partnered server— used his texting permissions to join into the courtroom and lighten up the mood.
 
'''The Day of the Trial'''
 
After much rescheduling, the trial was moved to the 16th of September 2024, 19:30 UTC. At the agreed time, the trial begin with '''Decoherence''' criticizing '''Dainis''' for being 3 minutes late, then the trial begun.
 
A brief summary of the charges was provided before the defence proceeded. After some banter, the defence had agreed upon their response to the first of the charges. '''Dainis''' states that there was no foul play in count one, as '''Mr. Asex''', who shared screenshots of direct messages with '''LarKcuavian''', did so in a public server. The defence also remarks that '''Mr. Asex''' did remark that '''LarKcuavian'''<nowiki/>'s action were one of the reasons he had left the server, which made '''Charter''' feel morally responsible to share it with the server. '''Decoherence''' responded by showing off a screenshot where '''Mr. Asex''' states that while he had mentioned the issues outside the server, it was '''Charter''' who asked for the screenshot, and '''Mr. Asex''' never meant to cause any trouble. The first charges ended with it being clear that '''Charter''' had a right to share these images, but the mod team deems it an unnecesary escalation of conflict. After a 5 minute break where '''Walter''' went to grab some snacks and defendant '''Charter''' had cuddled his kitty, the first charge proceeded. The opening act was over; '''Dainis''' had uncovered the so-called "''Operation United Russia''". The first of two video files uploaded to the courtroom showed a 31 second exposé on the moderation team's actions. The video showcases the RVR ER2 train bot, added to the server by '''Dainis'''<nowiki/>' request during his time in senate. The bot, designed by '''Dainis''' himself, had been relaying messages from the moderators' private channel onto an unknown server. The messages had mainly showcased administrator '''Decoherence''' repeatedly calling for the banning of '''Charter'''. '''Decoherence''' later admitted he was teaching '''Girard''' to hate '''Charter''', showinv off the missing context of the bot's messages. Truly, the courtroom was shocked and tried to interrogate '''Dainis''' on how he got hold of these messages, '''Dainis''' simply responds with "It's pretty self explanatory". '''Walter''' points out '''Dainis'''<nowiki/>' bot counts as malware, making it a direct violation of the rules of the server– and not only that, he points out his actions are in direct violation of European international law and the GDPR. <ref group="note">https://gdpr-info.eu/art-5-gdpr/</ref> The controversy was set aside to be unpacked after the third charge was addressed. For now, the court moves on.
 
The court proceeds with count two. '''Charter''' expressed confusion as to why this was a charge, he argued he had attempted to shut down the situation so it wouldn't escalate. '''Walter''' condemns '''Charter'''<nowiki/>'s actions, since he believes the argument was incited by him and his attempt to end it only aggravated things. '''Charter''' explains he only gave his honest opinion about '''LarKc''', who he criticized at the inception of the argument. '''Dainis''' argued the pedophile joke was in all honesty a fairly common occurence within server banter, and this time it was blown out of proportion due to bias against his client. He also defends '''Charter'''<nowiki/>'s point that '''LarKc''' is very often favored and coddled by the mod team. After '''Dainis'''<nowiki/>' statement '''Walter''' announces the prosecution would like to move onto the third count.
 
The defense discusses their options, mulling over the use of "''The big boy''". Notably, president '''Testicle (left)''' comes to watch the trial from afar. '''Charter''' starts off once again vanishing the idea that this count is valid. He explains that the words he used fall under the category of "kill yourself" jokes, which had been allowed in the rule for a long time by then. The prosecution takes the angle of hypocrisy; they claimed what '''Charter''' had done was far beyond what '''Larkc''' had ever done to him. The count is dismissed due to irrelevancy.
 
It's time for a closing statement, but the defence still has something to say. They post a screenshot of the '''u/Mr2112''' Reddit account, the same name as '''LarKcuavian'''<nowiki/>'s Discord account. '''LarKc''' claims the account is not his own. After much discussion, it's contents (Most notably a "Neon Genesis Evangelion pregnancy post") are deemed irrelevant by the prosecution and general public. '''Charter''' is aghast but moves onto his closing statement.


The following rules have been completely removed since being first instituted:
'''The End of the Trial'''


*'''2.5. ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM.''' Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense.
For his closing statement, defendant '''Charter''' states he's already made his peace with '''LarKcuavian''', and he was ready to be past this. He states that he's never to been open to making his peace with '''LarKc''', but mods like '''Decoherence''' have done nothing but portray him as someone actively looking to cause drama when he had already moved in. '''Charter''' declares his actions have no grounds for a ban, and the only reason he ever was is because of the unnecesary scrutiny that biased mods put him under.  
**Removed for being overbroad, in theory limiting jokes as much as unironic statements, in practice being rarely enforced, while any serious cases would have already fallen under '''Rule 2.3'''.
*'''3.1. DISRESPECT.''' Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken.
**Removed for being overbroad, in theory limiting jokes as much as unironic statements, in practice being rarely enforced, while any serious cases would have already fallen under '''Rule 2.3'''.


== The Constitution ==
After the jury and prosecution make their decisions, '''Charter''' walks a free man. His lawyer '''Dainis''' however, is thrown into '''the pit''' and subsequently banned from the server indefinitely for his actions.
In effect since July 4, 2024, the '''Constitution of 69SwagBalls420 Cord''' serves to define the roles of server government and to allow for the orderly and peaceful transfer of democratic power from one member to another under the benevolent guidance of the '''mod team'''. The text, drafted and written by '''Decoherence''', can be viewed here.


=== Definitions ===
=== The November Election ===
*'''1.1. DRASTIC PROPOSITION:''' A drastic proposition is an proposition created by a branch of government that would make changes to core categories, core chats, the constitution itself, or the criminal code.
{| class="infobox" style="width:400px;"
*'''1.2. CORE CATEGORIES:''' The core categories are '''INFO''', '''QOTD''', '''EVENTS''', '''TEMPLE OF GIRARD''', '''VOICE''', and '''ARCHIVE'''.
|+The November 2024 SwagBalls Election
*'''1.3. CORE CHATS:''' The core chats are '''#⁠🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜''', '''#⁠🤖-bot-commands''', '''#⁠😂-memes-😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂''', and '''#⁠😲-soyjaks-anonymous'''.
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''November 16-17, 2024'''  
*'''1.4. DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED:''' A democratically elected role is a role bestowed upon users based on the outcome of an election.
|-
*'''1.5. PLATFORM:''' A platform is a set of propositions (which can include drastic actions) that presidential candidates create before or during their campaign. These propositions will be considered by the vanguard committee if a candidate is democratically elected.
|style="text-align:left"| ←[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki#The_July_Elections|July 2024]]<ref group="editor's note"> Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not '''Walter''''s user page </ref>
*'''1.6. BILL:''' A bill is a proposition put forward by congress.
|
*'''1.7. VETO:''' A veto is the ability to strike down any proposition put forwards. The president or an admin can veto any bill put forward by congress.
|style="text-align:right"|
=== Organization of Government ===
|-
*'''2.1. COMPOSITION:''' Government is composed of the vanguard committee, the office of the president, and the senate.
|colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| Plurality of votes needed to win
*'''2.2. THE VANGUARD COMMITTEE:''' Any user who has the admin, moderator, or swag god role is a member of the vanguard committee. The vanguard committee will regulate itself, and can choose to add or remove members to itself through an internal vote.
|-
*'''2.3. THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT:''' The office of the president is composed of two democratically elected members; the president and the vice president. The user with the highest percentage of the vote is president. The president and the vice president must represent a combined total of at least 50% of the vote.
|'''Turnout'''  
*'''2.4. THE SENATE:''' Senators are democratically elected. There is one senator for every 500 members of the server. These seats shall be filled by the candidates with the highest percentage of the vote in the senatorial election.
|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 93.1% of registered voters <ref group=note> Representing 1.55% of the total population. </ref>
=== Powers of the Vanguard Committee ===
|-
*'''3.1. POWER:''' The vanguard committee has ultimate power over the server. With a successful internal vote, the committee may make any change to the server.
| ||[[File:BorisChicoPFPelectionNovaSP.png|150px|center]] ||[[File:ChaukaPFPelection.png|150px|center]]
*'''3.2. JUSTICE:''' Committee members are responsible for enforcing the criminal code. If a committee member abuses their powers, they may be removed from the committee following a vote by committee members.
|-
*'''3.3. OVERSIGHT:''' Any propositions made by the other two branches of government must be put into action by the committee. If these propositions are drastic, the committee is free to strike them down through an internal vote.
| '''Nominee'''  
=== Powers of the Office of the President ===
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Boris Chico'''
*'''4.1. ACCESS:''' The president and the vice president have the ability to read and post messages in ⁠'''#admin-family-guy-roleplay''', ⁠'''🏛-the-senate''', and ⁠'''#the-pit'''.
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Chauka'''
*'''4.2. EXECUTIVE ORDERS:''' At any time, the president can put forward an executive order: a single non-drastic proposition that will immediately be implemented by the vanguard committee, or, if possible, the president.
|-
*'''4.3. PLATFORM:''' When a president and vice president are elected, each article of their platforms must be considered by the vanguard committee and either passed or struck down.
|'''Party'''  
*'''4.4. TRANSFER OF POWER:''' If the president is pitted, banned, inactive for 7 days, or otherwise unable to perform their duties, the vice president will be granted their role and office until the president returns to action or is voted out of office.
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Nova SP'''
=== Powers of the Senate ===
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Nova SP'''
*'''5.1. BILLS:''' Senators can put forward bills to make changes to the server. A bill must first be passed through the senate by an internal majority vote. In the case of a tie the vice president may vote to break the tie. If a bill meets the criteria of a drastic proposition, it must pass through an internal vote of the vanguard committee to be implemented.
|-
*'''5.2. LOBBYING:''' Users are encouraged to ask their senators to put forward bills on their behalf, and senators are encouraged to do so.
|'''Ideology'''
=== Election Procedures===
| style="text-align:center;"|
*'''6.1. SCHEDULE:''' Elections will be held in the second weeks of March, July, and November. Campaigning will begin on the first day of the week, and voting will take place on the last day of the week.
| style="text-align:center;"|
*'''6.2. PARTIES:''' A party is a group of like-minded users who share ideas. During election week, each party shall be granted their own role and channel in the politics category. At the end of the week, the channels shall be archived. Parties are free to merge with other parties.
|-
*'''6.3. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS:''' Any user can run for president. Each presidential candidate must have a platform if they wish to be added to the ballot. A user cannot run for president and senate in the same election.
|'''Votes'''  
*'''6.4. SENATORIAL ELECTIONS:''' Any user can run for senate. A user cannot run for president and senate in the same election.
|style="text-align:center;"| '''8'''
*'''6.5. VOTING:''' Voting will be conducted through a private poll, with voting permissions restricted to registered voters. Each user is allowed 1 vote in the presidential election, and votes equal to the number of seats in the senatorial election.
|style="text-align:center;"| '''5''' <br> <ref group="note"> With support for vice-presidency from '''Ballistyx'''. </ref>
 
|-
== Ongoing Campaigns ==
|'''Percentage
<code>THIS SECTION OF THE ARTICLE IS A WORK IN PROGRESS.</code>
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] '''29.6%'''
 
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] '''18.5%'''
=== SwagCraft ===
|-
==== SwagCraft Legacy ====
| || [[File:BallistyxPFPelection2.png|150px|center]] || [[File:XertunposterPFPelections.png|150px|center]]
'''SwagCraft Legacy''' was an entry in the SwagCraft server trilogy. Hosted by Ozzy, it became a spine-tingling adventure for all SwagBallers daring to take the call for adventure. Server also had a collab with wunkcord {{citation needed}}, before closing down due to financial issues.
|-
==== SwagCraft II ====
|'''Nominee'''  
'''SwagCraft II ''' was an entry in the SwagCraft trilogy. It was by far the most eventful across both iterations. Frequent members of the server call it similair to a ghost town, that keeps being haunted by ghosts that do things in the server. SwagCraft II saw the creation of the biggest organization yet, C.O.C.K, known for its brutalistic design choices and great economy. The organization has also achieved and refined flight technologies, making a one way plane, an expensive-to-use second plane, powered by flint and steel, and a third iteration, that was meant to be quick and cheap 4 way means of transportation, but unfortunately due to flaws in mechanisms, the plane broke apart and flew very far away. The server also saw the creation of the Swagology religion, having a full fledged bible and a church. The server was shut down due to financial and inactivity issues.
|style="text-align:center;"| Ballistyx
==== The SwagCraft ====
|style="text-align:center;"| Xertun
'''The SwagCraft ''' is an entry in the '''SwagCraft''' trilogy, being the current one. In contrast to the other two servers, it is run in a different version of the game, and on a completely new map, as well now the dictator of the server being '''Koknese'''. The server funds were crowdfunded, guaranteeing long livelihood.
|-
 
|'''Party'''  
'''The''' '''SwagCraft''' slowly lost activity, and '''Koknese''' decided to give the server a quirk, having two teams compete against each other. This was quite unsuccessful, however, with activity remaining relatively low. On March 3rd 2024, the server was raided by a raiding group, which lavacasted all the buildings on the server. It is currently not known how they found the server's IP. While many blame the '''Cockroach''' for ordering the strike, these theories have mostly been considered baseless by reputable sources. An automated griefing process called '''SkyNet''', which allows for computer generation of IP addresses, is currently believed to be the most probable cause, as it would require no intentional leak from a server member.<ref>(March 4, 2024) [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1118841457504161845/1214251469537148948 Did the Cockroach raid the SwagBalls Minecraft server?] ''Snopes''.</ref>
|style="text-align:center;"| People's Republican Party of Swagcord
 
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
==== SwagCraft IV: A New Hope ====
|-
 
|'''Ideology'''
=== OPERATION 9SWAG <ref group="editor's note">thinking of giving all the ongoing campaigns a military operation name - '''Walt'''</ref> ===
| style="text-align:center;"|
 
| style="text-align:center;"| idk <br> placeholder <br> placeholder
<div style="text-align: center;">
|-
You've heard of the '''9GAG''' app. <br>
|'''Votes'''  
 
|style="text-align:center;"| 4
We all have, the '''legend''', the '''curses'''. <br>
|style="text-align:center;"| 4
Foolishness about it lying on '''the second page of Google''', buried beneath '''Reddit posts'''. <br>
|-
A dark, decrepit monument leading '''dank memers''' to their doom.<br>
|'''Percentage
 
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 14.8%
The '''Internet''''s most famous memes and image macros were invited to its [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9gag#History '''Grand Opening''']. <br>
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] 14.8%
An invitation was a sign of... exclusiveness. <br>
|-
The '''Opening''' was supposed to symbolize a road to a brighter future, not just for the world...<br>
| || [[File:PierrePFPelection.png|150px|center]] ||[[File:FlamingTesticleElection.png|150px|center]]
... but for all who scrolled through its posts.<br>
|-
A chance for anyone to '''meme again'''. <br>
|'''Nominee'''  
|style="text-align:center;"| Pierre
|style="text-align:center;"| Flaming Testicle (left)
|-
|'''Party'''  
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| Swagstuck Funny Peter Party
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"|
| style="text-align:center;"|
|-
|'''Votes'''  
|style="text-align:center;"| 2
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] 7.4%
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] 3.7%
|-
| || [[File:AdamPFPelection.png|150px|center]] ||[[File:LarKcPFPelection2.png|150px|center]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''  
|style="text-align:center;"| Adam
|style="text-align:center;"| Shitmaster LarKcuavian
|-
|'''Party'''  
|style="text-align:center;"| Olive Branch Movement
|style="text-align:center;"| Neoyakubian Ecclestical Party
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"|
| style="text-align:center;"|
|-
|'''Votes'''  
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] 3.7%
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] 3.7%
|-
|
|colspan = 2 | [[File:LuftwafflesPFPelection.png|150px|center]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''  
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| Luftwaffles
|-
|'''Party'''  
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| Anarchist Party
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| Abolish Government <br> Text
|-
|'''Votes'''  
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| 1
|-
|'''Percentage
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] 3.7%
|-
|}


Except - '''9GAG''' never flourished. <br>
==== Background ====
Its culture got frozen in time, like a big flashbulb going off.<br>
==== Debate ====
The '''Grand Opening''' - one big ending of hilarity.<br>
==== Results ====


It's still out there, on '''Google Play''', preserved, just waiting for someone to crack it open. <br>
{| class="wikitable"
But getting to it. That's not the hard part.<br>
|+ Votes of the 3rd Congress
'''It's letting go.'''<br> </div>
! Legislative proposal
 
! Latest Action
The existence of '''9GAG''' has long been known to many. Created in 2008 by '''Hong Kong''' entrepreneur '''Ray Chan''', it has for years been mocked for its style of humor, with the site's userbase seemingly permanently stuck in the year 2012, its culture never evolving past it as was custom among the other corners of the internet. Furthering their notoriety was the world-famous [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/9gags-meme-monument '''9GAG Meme Rock'''], which to this day strikes cringe in the hearts of even the most unflinching souls. Yet how many had dared open the website for themselves?
! Current Status
 
|-
The answer, surprisingly, is very few. Though it had remained in plain view for many years, its existence was thoroughly ignored for the large part by the general public. It was not until the '''mod team''' of [[69MoeLester420#The_9GAG_conquest|69MoeLester420]] jokingly created accounts for the website in January 2023 that its secrets would finally be unveiled. What they discovered was a website so horrid, so appalling, yet so endlessly fascinating it had remained their obsession for many months afterwards. It was all it was described as and more, an endless stream of racist content presented in formats that had gone out of fashion a decade prior, lacking any and all self-awareness, combined with a userbase in their 30s so mentally dense it is surprising they haven't collapsed into a black hole.
| Party rockers inner house tonight, everybody just having a gootime.
 
| style="text-align:center;" | November 25th, 2024
Any post, no matter how obviously satirical, passes as genuine in the eyes of a '''9GAGGER''', to the point where one has to question their own sanity, weighing whether their mannerisms are all part of a conspiratorial ploy, for there was no possible way a functioning human being could get that irrationally mad over such obvious bait. A '''Tony Zaret''' skit come to life, it is of no surprise that the '''mod team''' started pushing the limits of what they'll fall for, always managing to attain a successful result.
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
 
Come the '''SwagBalls-69MoeLester420 Merge''', the knowledge of what was found on '''9GAG''' was suddenly shared with an audience of hundreds. Though it has largely fallen out of fashion, trolling on '''9GAG''' had become a staple hobby of '''69SwagBalls420''' when it was first introduced. With dozens, if not hundreds of posts shared, a large dataset has been created showing many successes and failures that may enable the development of more sophisticated trolling methods in the future.
 
The table below contains information on "successful" '''9GAG''' posts: those that reached at least 100 downvotes or 25 comments. This resource should be used to determine more effective trolling strategies.
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed "bs-exportable exportable"
|+Swagcord 9GAG Posts With At Least 100 Downvotes
!Account
!Title
!Category
!Upvotes
!Downvotes
!Comments
!Tags
!Time Posted
!Date Posted
!URL
|-
|-
|dankchungus
| Establishing irregular ''Sven'' co-op nights.
|"Sex scfa sxe scex sex sxe sce sexs esex sxex sexex sex sxe sexe ex sex follow bruh funny for more epic bruh memes ?"
| style="text-align:center;" | November 25th, 2024
|???
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending<br><ref group="note">Not a single one has happened yet.</ref>
|4
|-
|170
| Having a kitty cat theme.
|9
| style="text-align:center;" | November 25th, 2024
|dank, epic, swag
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Vetoed<br><ref group="note">The theme was dedicated to '''Boris Chico''', as is customary for president elects.</ref>
|18:40 UTC
|January 17 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aWGj0j6
|-
|-
|dankchungus
| Making it illegal for companies in '''SwagCord''' to produce "sour" candy that isn't sour.
|"Boy if this was real I would not want to swim in the ocean 😂"
| style="text-align:center;" | November 25th, 2024
|???
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law<br><ref group="note">No companies were actually affected.</ref>
|2
|176
|7
|69swagballs420, politics, anime
|11:15 UTC
|April 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aXnV19z
|-
|-
|dankchungus
| Playing ''Minecraft'' with '''Xertun'''.
|"NOT for insta"normies", onyl the dsnkest 9gaggetd wil get this😂😂😂"
| style="text-align:center;" | November 25th, 2024
|???
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|4
|228
|13
|marvel, 69swagballs420, savage
|11:45 UTC
|April 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQZwbB
|-
|-
|dankchungus
| Adding the Oye bot.
|"Mr. Sex and me are getting e-married on 9GAG today! 🥰 This is the happiest day of my life! 😍 Send us your best wishes in the comments below! ☺️"
| style="text-align:center;" | November 25th, 2024
|???
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|10
|-
|63
| Organizing a council of events in order to facilitate planning.
|28
| style="text-align:center;" | November 26th, 2024
|gaming, politics, 69swagballs420
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|19:15 UTC
|April 27 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aKEWqe3
|-
|-
|dankchungus
| Establish a roulette that has a 1 in 5 million chance of killing the president.
|"LO L😂 haha this comic strop is so hilarious it gve me qite the chukcle haha i jus watned to share it with yuo guyd as i m sur yu will apprecirte i5 i m sory for an y spell ibg mistake s im high on meth rn"
| style="text-align:center;" | November 26th, 2024
|???
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|15
|359
|15
|69swagballs420, funny, dark humor
|13:40 UTC
|May 4 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aZDQRyz
|-
|-
|dankchungus
| Making a channel.
|"Guybs is thi reall??? cold afam samson be an epicc 9gager lik us?? i thin this 8mage is rel butt wat do u thinkk??🤔🤔🤔"
| style="text-align:center;" | November 25th, 2024
|???
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 0-0<br><ref group="note">No one showed up to vote, not even the '''Senator''' who proposed it.</ref>
|13
|196
|26
|funny, dark humor, art
|15:30 UTC
|May 13 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aBdEg7N
|-
|-
|dankchungus
| Establishing dirt eating parties.
|"Haha this "meme" my husband sent me today really cracks me up! so many things wrong with socuety today... and to any "lob"erals who get offended by this ... you can flip the H*LL off!! 😂😂😂"
| style="text-align:center;" | November 27th, 2024
|Humor
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Pending
|16
|79
|26
|woke, politics, funny
|16:50 UTC
|July 22 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/armzogK
|-
|-
|dankchungus
| Making a chat where users can only speak in cat gifs.
|"Goodbye guys"
| style="text-align:center;" | November 27th, 2024
|Latest News
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|82
|93
|57
|funny, meme, dank
|13:45 UTC
|July 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aNw3p43
|-
|-
|dankchungus
| Giving the '''Senate''' more powers.
|"Whoever did this won the internet😂😂😂"
| style="text-align:center;" | November 27th, 2024
|Memes
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|415
|'''386''''''Bold text'''
|31
|politics, dark humor, joe biden
|21:50 UTC
|July 26 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/axo4RmK
|-
|-
|dankchungus
| Doing things.
|"Hah i dontt know if yuo youngsrters will be abld to relat to this but it gave me a chuckle hope you fine folkss appreacheated 😁 time used to be so mucch difefent back ij the day hah noww yuo cant even asualyt yuour wif witout a libural snowflakr getting offened can we go backt"
| style="text-align:center;" | November 28th, 2024
|Humor
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|3
|96
|24
|funny, humor, relatable
|12:30 UTC
|August 17 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a4orpZA
|-
|-
|dankchungus
| ⚔️🤜‼️🙁💤🌈💞🦋🦄
|"Whoopsie 😅 mad a bitof a mess in the kittche ntoday who knew gruond beef was so proen to spontaneous explosions haha only in ohio dose anyon knoww hwo to cleann thi up???"
| style="text-align:center;" | November 29th, 2024
|WTF
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|12
|314
|60
|accident, wtf, omg, ukraine, funny
|19:40 UTC
|September 15 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aDYqR0x
|-
|-
|dankchungus
| i forgor 💀
|"So my dog (golden retriever) just did this 😅 i have guests coming over in an hour so erm... this is totally awkward ! such playful animals haha"
| style="text-align:center;" | November 29th, 2024
|Wholesome
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|18
|190
|24
|dog, golden retriever, wholesome meme, awesome, epic fail
|09:45 UTC
|September 16 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aBdbREx
|-
|-
|dankchungus
| Sealing '''Jumbo Manta''' into a dedicated channel for an eternity.
|"The george soros funded deep (do NOT read this word backwards) state does not want you to know this, SHARE and REPOST BEFORE IT GETS REMOVED‼️ DISGUSTED TO SEE WHAT JO BIDET IS DOING TO THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY!! 🤢 stay safe my fellow amerircan PATRIQTS!! 🇱🇷 god bless 🙏"
| style="text-align:center;" | December 1st, 2024
|WTF
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|14
|-
|85
| Holding a vote on banning '''Jumbo Manta'''.
|35
| style="text-align:center;" | December 1st, 2024
|conspiracy, politics, usa, george soros, donald trump
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|18:30 UTC
|September 19 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aWGe1ZA
|-
|-
|dankchungus
| Banning '''Jumbo Manta'''.
|"A fate worse than hell awaita all those that wish to abandon godd..m good people of 9gagg... do not let this jappen to yuo or your chidlren..."
| style="text-align:center;" | December 1st, 2024
|Latest News
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Vetoed
|20
|83
|42
|islam, god, truth, atheist, donald trump
|16:55 UTC
|October 12 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/anz3EmL
|-
|-
|dankchungus
| Making stuff happen.
|"Praise be to allah 🙏🙏🙏 our onr true savior!! found on my estranged son's computter..(he died from a heroin overdoes last year)... the videegam "forknite" has completly corupted his soul... do not bel LIKR HIM!!! turn off yuor computr bfero this cosumes yuo as well..."
| style="text-align:center;" | December 6th, 2024
|WTF
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 0-1
|6
|142
|17
|gaming, islam, religion, sad, wtf
|06:25 UTC
|October 17 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQEBXv
|-
|-
|dankchungus
| Purrgatory
|"The fall of man is nearr😍 cant belive its only veen a few thousan years sinc ethe start of human civillizatio haha weve all grown so mucm...what are yuor planns for the day of reckoning?"
| style="text-align:center;" | December 7th, 2024
|Wholesome
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|17
|-
|82
| Banning people.
|38
| style="text-align:center;" | December 8th, 2024
|wholesome meme, funny, awesome, satisfying, oddly satisfying
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 0-0
|10:00 UTC
|-
|October 19 2023
| Forcing '''Senators''' to make a bill every 2 days.
|https://9gag.com/gag/anzZeeV
| style="text-align:center;" | December 8th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
|-
|69mr_sex420
| Getting rid of one of the bots.
|"On ly trie memrrs eoll get it ! 😸🤭🤣😆😅😂😂😆😹😹🤣😸😸🤣😹😆😆😂😂😂😆😹🤣😸🤭🤭😸🤣😹😆😅😂😂😅😆😹🤭🤭😸😸🤣🤣😹😹😆😆😆😅😅😅😂😂😅😅😆😆😹🤣🤣😸😸🤭🤭😸🤣😹😆😆😂😂😅😆😹🤣😸🤭🤭🤭😸🤣😆😅😂😂😅😸😸😸🤭🤭😸🤣"
| style="text-align:center;" | December 10th, 2024
|???
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law<br><ref group="note">It was @Chuu.</ref>
|8
|106
|3
|dank, meme, dark humor
|15:20 UTC
|May 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aoKLmd2
|-
|-
|indianfurryyiff
| Adding a channel where the users would be able to feed '''girard''' brainrot.
|"I LOVE PEARS O WANT TO EAT THEM, NOM JOL NOM YUMMY 🥵🥵😋😋😋😋😛😛😛😛🤩🤩🤩🤩"
| style="text-align:center;" | December 10th, 2024
|???
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0<br><ref group="note">It was already a thing.</ref>
|13
|117
|34
|dank, politics, health
|20:30 UTC
|April 3 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aNwvpYw
|-
|-
|dankchungus
| Sending an important message to  '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe%20Biden Joe Biden]'''.
|"Haha my second cousin(once removed) sent me thus on "facebooks"?, i just knew i'd have yo sharve it with my friends on 9gag! whoe else can relate?😂😂"
| style="text-align:center;" | December 12th, 2024
|WTF
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending<br><ref group="note">He still hasn't responded to "joee bilden"</ref>
|19
|-
|135
| Making '''the pitted''' fight and gamble for their lives.
|31
| style="text-align:center;" | December 12th, 2024
|meme of the year, dank, funny, chainsaw man, woodcutting memes
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|09:35 UTC
|December 18 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aQEW2bd
|-
|-
|realtrigs
| Adding a channel where the users would be able to feed '''girard''' brainrot.
|"'Sick, twisted, vile and deranged' these companies are all run by transgender jihadists who perform woke mind virus experiments on innocent puppies. We took down Sweet Baby Inc. We can take down these freaks! 9GAG Assemble!"
| style="text-align:center;" | December 13th, 2024
|WTF
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0<br>Vetoed<br><ref group="note">It was ''still'' already a thing.</ref>
|15
|67
|37
|politics, gaming, sad, latest news, woke
|17:10 UTC
|March 19 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/adByqRD
|-
|-
|realtrigs
| Making it so if the '''Senators''' vote no on a proposal, the opposite happens.
|"PLEASE aid in fight aganst woke normbrains by adding epicsauce 9GAG watermajk to your danke memes!"
| style="text-align:center;" | December 13th, 2024
|WTF
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|13
|80
|26
|meme, scary, woke, politics, latest news
|14:45 UTC
|March 17 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/ajPQ65g
|-
|-
|realtrigs
| colspan = 3 style="background:#eeeeee; text-align:center" | The entire '''Senate''' is thrown into '''the pit''' for not legislating for two days.
|"Financial wisdom for those of yuo who must become good spenders and wise in the economy. . . never stop tha grind!! 💯"
|-
|Sports
| Replace the emoji of a random channel, that is viewable by everyone, with a fast food emoji 🍔🍟🍕🌭.
|16
| style="text-align:center;" | December 17th, 2024
|112
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 0-0<br>Vetoed<br><ref group="note">No '''Senator''' was able to vote.</ref>
|22
|gaming, random, awesome, latest news, econony
|18:00 UTC
|February 14 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/amAj8j6
|-
|-
|realtrigs
| colspan = 3 style="background:#eeeeee; text-align:center" | The '''Senate''' returns back into session.
|"How Europoids measure things. An utterly deranged people and culture!"
|WTF
|148
|165
|59
|2024, wtf, insane, usa, 9gag den deutschen
|19:35 UTC
|January 31 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/aoKb5ZX
|-
|-
|realtrigs
| Making slop the national food of '''SwagBalls'''.
|"I made this epic and danke meme to celebrate the passing of yet another very good year! Praise be! God bless yuo 9GAG!!"
| style="text-align:center;" | December 19th, 2024
|Memes
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 0-2<ref group="note">Peak has been made the national food instead.</ref>
|54
|255
|94
|new year, funny, meme, savage, dark humor
|14:05 UTC
|December 31 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQnQeB
|-
|-
|realtrigs
| Renaming one of the media channels to '''#media-sharing''', in reference to ''Jackbox''.
|"Hello all of 9GAG, please look upon this meme I have made. It certainly is a true and accurate portrait that I have created to show the dumb and quite foolish millennials and other rot-brained youths how to live properly! Please! If you are young and foolish, do not waste money!"
| style="text-align:center;" | December 19th, 2024
|Humor
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|170
|-
|320
| Killing any person with more than 90% of a company's shares on the '''Purrtun''' stock market.
|101
| style="text-align:center;" | December 20th, 2024
|japan, meme, savage, latest news, women
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br>Vetoed
|15:10 UTC
|-
|January 4 2024
| Establishing of a daily cat post in '''#❗-announcements'''.
|https://9gag.com/gag/adPGR02
| style="text-align:center;" | December 20th, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending<br><ref group="note">'''r/xertunposting''''s award-winning "Cat of the Day" (cotd) has been linked to '''#😺-funky-silly-animal''' and '''#the-pit'''.</ref>
|-
|-
|realtrigs
| Requiring everyone to be jolly at least once per day.
|"Improtant Reminder to those of yuo fool enough to watch thw woke and mainstream media!"
| style="text-align:center;" | December 22nd, 2024
|Latest News
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|196
|139
|30
|dark humor, meme, politics, wtf, basketball
|15:50 UTC
|January 9 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/a3Z6VWv
|-
|-
|realtrigs
| Kill people.
|"Inportant imformation that I am have found for all of yuo young and foolworthy 9GAG users on the website of X by Elon Musk! Very concernin! Millions must view!"
| style="text-align:center;" | December 22nd, 2024
|Latest News
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-2<ref group="note">'''Flaming Testicle (left)''' was instead resurrected on '''New Year's'''.</ref>
|12
|54
|34
|wtf, latest news, politics, woke, new world order
|15:55 UTC
|January 12 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/az2nV6B
|-
|-
|realtrigs
| The establishment of a '''Senatorial''' holiday, allowing '''Senators''' to take a three-day break at any time as long as at least one was present.
|"It is only the facts that I am bringing before you that I brig before you~ Sad may it be, but europoids could never live life peacefully among the Americans!"
| style="text-align:center;" | December 24th, 2024
|Memes
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Signed into Law
|56
|-
|59
| Giving '''girard''' admin perms.
|50
| style="text-align:center;" | December 25th, 2024
|latest news, politics, usa, dark humor, savage
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 0-0<br><ref group="note">Already was a thing at the time.</ref>
|15:20 UTC
|January 20 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/a8qZwP1
|-
|-
|realtrigs
| Establishing a LAME Board for '''Senators''' to express disapproval of certain messages.
|"Me with me soyn: 🤣"
| style="text-align:center;" | December 27th, 2024
|Relationships and Dating
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|88
|103
|17
|unexpected, dark humor, face, meme, yy lmao
|18:10 UTC
|January 26 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/avQNbEZ
|-
|-
|realtrigs
| Killing people in '''the pit''' using hatchets.
|"Hi memers. I have made and created this hearfelt meme after a very long and quite bad and sad conservation with a close family member. Feeling down today :("
| style="text-align:center;" | December 29th, 2024
|Memes
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|8
|88
|50
|dark humor, savage, meme, politics, germany
|15:40 UTC
|October 7 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aME6jKV
|-
|-
|realtrigs
| Banning any mentions of '''poopcord'''.
|"This One Made Me "Lol" As The Ones Who Are Still The Kids Are So Very Fond Of Liking To Say!"
| style="text-align:center;" | December 29th, 2024
|Memes
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br>Vetoed
|783
|-
|196
| Making '''Question of the Day''' actually daily.
|31
| style="text-align:center;" | December 30th, 2024
|awesome, funny, meme, dark humor, 9gag news
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Pending
|15:25 UTC
|October 10 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a6qzDG2
|-
|-
|realtrigs
| Making it "freedom of expression and opinion", not speech, so that the '''Senate''' can have more power when it comes to banning shit.
|"It's OVER christchads... They are gone to WOKE"
| style="text-align:center;" | December 31st, 2024
|Memes
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending<br><ref group="note">'''SwagCord''' never recognized freedom of speech as a concept in the first place.</ref>
|12
|140
|41
|meme, dark humor, savage, woke, disney
|15:20 UTC
|October 22 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/ago9q41
|-
|-
|realtrigs
| Making it so a person is given '''#❗-announcements''' and ping rights in exchange for an undetermined exile into '''the pit'''.
|"I hate athetists so mcuh it is unrrwal"
| style="text-align:center;" | January 2nd, 2025
|Memes
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending
|41
|218
|80
|meme, woke, dark humor
|18:00 UTC
|August 1 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a3Zn9Ee
|-
|-
|realtrigs
| Killing people.
|"When u get it: you will shit brick!"
| style="text-align:center;" | January 3rd, 2025
|Memes
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br>Vetoed
|65
|-
|1747
| Removing attachments from a channel reliant on them.
|139
| style="text-align:center;" | January 5th, 2025
|meme of the year, christmas, meme, star wars, yugoslavia
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|20:30 UTC
|-
|December 18 2023
| Adding a channel for propaganda art.
|https://9gag.com/gag/a3ZXNje
| style="text-align:center;" | January 5th, 2025
|-
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 0-0
|realtrigs
|}
|"What if Elon Musk Was Video Game?"
 
|Gaming
=== Tranfer of Ownership ===
|35
March 31st, 2025.
|67
 
|27
==Rules==
|awesome, meme, meme of the year, wtf, chris hemsworth
 
|19:50 UTC
=== Old Rules ===
|December 14 2023
The rules of '''SwagBalls''' were originally posted by '''Meme Alt''' on February 22nd, 2022, with additional rules being added at later dates. The no bigotry rules were strengthened as a variety of slurs were banned in all contexts, removed automatically by the '''AutoModerator'''. On May 15th, 2023, '''Walter''' clarified the list of words banned under the rules, as well as their respective punishments.
|https://9gag.com/gag/aZDODn9
 
|-
The old rules of '''SwagBalls''' were as follows:[[File:SwagBalls banner June 2023.webp|thumb|The server's banner since June 2023.]]
|realtrigs
#No racism.
|"Yuor pron addict is: damn 9GAGGEr is: come her boy: is danke emem! True Memeland is: overrun by normas. It is: so over."
#No homophobia or LGBTQ+ related phobi<nowiki/>a.
|Memes
#No spam.
|4
#No suspicious links, files, malware.
|101
#No gore/NSFL/Violent videos (videos/pictures/gifs of real death, injuries, violence etc. This includes humans and animals)
|10
#No sexism.
|abrupt chaos, tetten, girl, meme, scary
#No disrespecting others.
|15:40 UTC
#Please try to post the right content in the appropriate channels. I will not be too harsh on enforcing this but keep that in mind.
|December 14 2023
#If you want truly serious discussion without jokes or memes go to ''#serious-discussion''
|https://9gag.com/gag/aGE4z47
# DO NOT be inappropriate with people under the age of 18.
|-
#There will absolutely be no discussion or talk of Femboys. Nor will there be any sharing of content including femboys. This includes but is not limited to videos, memes, pictures, copypastas etc...
|realtrigs
##Amendment to 11: Boykisser falls under this and is banned.
|"I AM Sick and TIRED of "woke Disney" bulls**t!! No "anime" is good or godly and those who think as such are no more than small-minded children. Now lets get this thing viral 9GAG!"
#If you somehow have permission to. Do not ping @ everyone OR @ any role without permission from the server owner.
|Memes
#Do not post any sexual content such as porn.
|8
#No horny talk, no horny memes, no horny jokes on this server. It is cringe and inappropriate. I do not care if you think its a joke, do not do it.
|163
##Amendment to rule 14: don't talk about gooning or edging.
|59
#Absolutely no doxxing for any reason. Not even yourself.
|politics, palestine, dark humor, movie, girl celebrity
#There will be absolutely no venting on this server anywhere. ''⁠#serious-discussion'' will only be for discussions.
|14:10 UTC
#The main language of this server is English. So please, only speak in english.
|October 24 2023
#Do not share pirated material.
|https://9gag.com/gag/adPA5zB
#Absolutely no political discussions at all. You will be warned first. If you continue then you will be muted.
|-
#If someone genuinely tells you that your jokes make them uncomfortable, no matter how ironic, you should stop making them immediately.
|realtrigs
#You are not allowed to advertise discord servers
|"My true and honest confession:"
 
|Memes
It should be noted that '''Rule 16''' was not enforced at all, and ''discussion'' of piracy did not violate '''Rule 18'''.
|'''1473'''
 
|457
=== New Criminal Code ===
|431
On March 2, 2024, as part of the '''1984 Chud Crackdown''', the old rules were rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, and were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the '''moderators''' (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March 4, 2024, with offenses separated into three degrees of severity, the new rules, crafted by '''Decoherence,''' read as follows:
|awesome, 9gag, politics, dark humor, savage
 
|15:10 UTC
==== --- FIRST DEGREE OFFENSES --- ====
|September 20 2023
A first degree offense will be met with an instant ban.  
|https://9gag.com/gag/anz05vB
 
|-
'''1.1.''' '''BIGOTRY.''' Posting bigoted content is a first degree offense.
|realtrigs
 
|"You did it 9GAG! F**k you tomorrow! 😀"
'''1.2.''' '''MALWARE.''' Posting malware is a first degree offense.
|Memes
 
|49
'''1.3.''' '''GORE.''' Posting IRL gore or shock content without a warning is a first degree offense.
|287
 
|99
'''1.4.''' '''PORN.''' Posting porn is a first degree offense.
|meme, latest news, 9gag
 
|15:10 UTC
'''1.5.''' '''DOXXING.''' Doxxing ANYONE, even yourself, is a first degree offense.
|August 16 2023
 
|https://9gag.com/gag/aA0moZR
==== -- SECOND DEGREE OFFENSES -- ====
|-
A second degree offense will be met with a trip to '''the pit'''. In particularly egregious cases, the mod team may ban the offending user after discussing the case while the user remained pitted.  
|realtrigs
 
|"Haha... there must have been a reason for all this once"
'''2.1. SPAM.''' Spamming in channels is a second degree offense. Spamming advertisements in channels is a first degree offense.
|Memes
 
|26
'''2.2. VIOLENCE.''' Posting videos that contain IRL violence without a spoiler tag or warning is a second degree offense.
|83
 
|33
'''2.3. HARRASSMENT.''' Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team.
|help, meme, the woke left
 
|19:50 UTC
'''2.4. HORNY CONVERSATIONS.''' Thirstposting, thirst comments, or any sexually charged conversation is a second degree offense. This includes posting shock content/porn memes like incredible gassy or gooning. A sexually charged conversation with a minor is a first degree offense.
|August 6 2023
 
|https://9gag.com/gag/aOxj04N
'''2.5. SERIOUSPOSTING.''' Outside of the serious channels, there is expectation of a certain level of irony. While serious conversations may certainly be had, any form of venting is discouraged. Fighting with other users over personal, unironic grievances may constitute a second degree offense.
|-
 
|realtrigs
==== - THIRD DEGREE OFFENSES - ====
|"Really "LOLed" at this ! One .I hate cops"
A third degree offense will be met with a /warn. A user who accumulates three warnings will be sent to '''the pit''' and the mod team may discuss banning such a user.
|Memes
 
|294
'''3.1. NON-ENGLISH CONVERSATIONS.''' Speaking in a language other than English is difficult for the mod team to moderate, and may be met with a mute if kept up for more than a few messages. Talking about other languages is fine. The issue is if you have conversations that other people can't understand.
|105
 
|12
'''3.2. PIRACY.''' Sharing pirated material is a third degree offense, and the material in question will be deleted.
|meme, dark humor, funny
 
|16:50 UTC
'''3.3. POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS.''' Discussing politics is a third degree offense. For the purposes of this rule, "political" discussions are those in which participants voice opinions about how society ought to progress, or what ought to be done about a socio-economic issue.
|August 4 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/agodG5v
|}


<ref group="editor's note"> NEEDED: negative counterexamples of posts that haven't performed well at all for discernably no reason. Survivorship bias must be avoided in order to fully know how to exploit the app's algorithm </ref>
'''3.4. ADVERTISING.''' Advertising discord servers or commercial products is a third degree offense. Advertising scams/NFTs/cryptocurrency is a first degree offense.


==== Discussion ====
'''3.5. FEMBOYS.''' Discussion of femboys is a third degree offense. This includes posting boykisser.


==== Additional Findings ====
'''3.6. BE SERIOUS.''' Shitposting oe otherwise joking in ⁠serious-discussions-1 is a third degree offense. Repeat offenders will be thrown into the pit.
<ref group="editor's note"> expand upon these later </ref>
-the 9gag baby
-the 9gag racism scientific paper
-abnormal amount of dutch people
-meme coin


==== The 9GAG Wedding ====
'''3.7. NO HOMESTUCK.''' The original sin will not be mentioned by name. Any offending post will be deleted off the face of the earth. This does not apply only in the '''#⁠🏠-mental-asylum.'''


==== The 9GAG Divorce ====
===== Former Rules =====
<ref group="editor's note"> Move the 9gag Divorce here? or maybe keep both as part of main article</ref>


===Built By Gamers===
The following rules have been completely removed since being first instituted:
The '''Built By Gamers''' campaign is an active trolling campaign in the server for the famous YouTube shorts video game podcast BuiltByGamers. The campaign is mostly harmless, just SwagBallers taking the themes that the channel covers to the extreme. Mossfish, a member of SwagBalls was quite successful and even gained the attention and positive reaction from one of the hosts of the podcast. It is rumored that mossfish is now supplying the gamers with information for their videos.


=== The SwagBalls Cookbook ===
*'''2.5. ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM.''' Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense.
**Removed for being overbroad, in theory limiting jokes as much as unironic statements, in practice being rarely enforced, while any serious cases would have already fallen under '''Rule 2.3'''.
*'''3.1. DISRESPECT.''' Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken.
**Removed for being overbroad, in theory limiting jokes as much as unironic statements, in practice being rarely enforced, while any serious cases would have already fallen under '''Rule 2.3'''.


==Trivia==
== The Constitution ==
*Although '''girard''' is a registered '''Republican''', he has floated around the idea of a potential '''Libertarian''' presidential run in 2024. While never officially announcing his candidacy, many supporters believe that his popularity could have left a strong possibility of him being chosen at the '''Libertarian National Convention'''.
In effect since July 4, 2024, the '''Constitution of 69SwagBalls420 Cord''' serves to define the roles of server government and to allow for the orderly and peaceful transfer of democratic power from one member to another under the benevolent guidance of the '''mod team'''. The text, drafted and written by '''Decoherence''', can be viewed here.
**Despite his supposed libertarian leanings, he has also expressed support for '''Adolf Hitler''' several times, and frequently uses racial slurs. Was it all just "bait" or even "satire"? Unfortunately, nobody can tell because of '''Poe's law'''.
**Within the confines of the '''SwagCord''' political system, he considers himself to be an '''Englightened Xentrist''' and a '''Shartyist Democrat''', supporting the independent politician '''Xertun''', as well as the '''NSP'''.
* There is an abandoned staff role "'''janitor'''" that is no longer used, yet it is still mentioned in the rules. Last known member with the role was '''Lin'''.
* The term '''Macromaniac Wars''' is a bastardization of the [[wikipedia:Marcomannic_Wars|Marcomannic Wars]], first uttered by '''Decoherence,'''<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=November 15, 2023|content=Girard will abolish society and begin a new age of mindless violence: the macromaniac wars!|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🔪-girards-torture-chamber'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1171575756695019665/1174381032015925319}}</ref> that subsequently entered popular use.
* '''The War...''' would most likely not happen if not for an unknown<ref group="editor's note">'''Walt''' here, I'll try to find which one exactly did this.</ref> '''mod''' removing '''Charter'''<nowiki/>'s '''Soyjak Gold'''.
* Prior to November 8, 2023, '''greenies''' unknowingly had the perms to ping '''@everyone'''. This would be discovered by '''Flaming Testicle (left)''' who, wishing to post the entire server rules in order to further rot '''girard''''s brain, immediately reported this to '''Walter''', who quickly removed the permissions. Such decisive action has possibly prevented an '''@everyone''' incident of nuclear proportions.
**It is unknown who gave '''greenies''' the perms to ping people, due to the limitations of the Discord audit log. As such, it is impossible to determine whether this was an accident or a case of purposeful tampering to undermine the server.


==Users==
=== Definitions ===
===Admins and Moderators===
*'''1.1. DRASTIC PROPOSITION:''' A drastic proposition is an proposition created by a branch of government that would make changes to core categories, core chats, the constitution itself, or the criminal code.
The '''Administrators''' of '''SwagCord''' and their ''Family Guy'' roleplay characters as of July 14, 2024:
*'''1.2. CORE CATEGORIES:''' The core categories are '''INFO''', '''QOTD''', '''EVENTS''', '''TEMPLE OF GIRARD''', '''VOICE''', and '''ARCHIVE'''.
*[[smjsilm|'''Meme_Alt_Account''']] (Owner) - Joe Swanson
*'''1.3. CORE CHATS:''' The core chats are '''#⁠🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜''', '''#⁠🤖-bot-commands''', '''#⁠😂-memes-😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂''', and '''#⁠😲-soyjaks-anonymous'''.
*[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki|'''Walter''']] (Co-owner) - Chris Griffin
*'''1.4. DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED:''' A democratically elected role is a role bestowed upon users based on the outcome of an election.
*'''bazinga''' - Peter Griffin
*'''1.5. PLATFORM:''' A platform is a set of propositions (which can include drastic actions) that presidential candidates create before or during their campaign. These propositions will be considered by the vanguard committee if a candidate is democratically elected.
*[[User:69Mr Sex420|'''Mr. Asex''']] - Big Chungus
*'''1.6. BILL:''' A bill is a proposition put forward by congress.
*'''Ozzy''' - Glenn Quagmire
*'''1.7. VETO:''' A veto is the ability to strike down any proposition put forwards. The president or an admin can veto any bill put forward by congress.
*'''Ballistyx'''
=== Organization of Government ===
*[[User:Decoherence|'''Decoherence''']] - Homer Simpson from ''The Simpsons''
*'''2.1. COMPOSITION:''' Government is composed of the vanguard committee, the office of the president, and the senate.
*'''[[Lin]]'''
*'''2.2. THE VANGUARD COMMITTEE:''' Any user who has the admin, moderator, or swag god role is a member of the vanguard committee. The vanguard committee will regulate itself, and can choose to add or remove members to itself through an internal vote.
The '''Moderators''' of '''SwagCord''':
*'''2.3. THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT:''' The office of the president is composed of two democratically elected members; the president and the vice president. The user with the highest percentage of the vote is president. The president and the vice president must represent a combined total of at least 50% of the vote.
*'''3''' '''CLAM''' - Japanese Megatron "Meg" Griffin
*'''2.4. THE SENATE:''' Senators are democratically elected. There is one senator for every 500 members of the server. These seats shall be filled by the candidates with the highest percentage of the vote in the senatorial election.
*'''mr2112'''
=== Powers of the Vanguard Committee ===
*'''local wizard, lee'''
*'''3.1. POWER:''' The vanguard committee has ultimate power over the server. With a successful internal vote, the committee may make any change to the server.
'''Members''' with ''Family Guy'' roleplay access:
*'''3.2. JUSTICE:''' Committee members are responsible for enforcing the criminal code. If a committee member abuses their powers, they may be removed from the committee following a vote by committee members.
 
*'''3.3. OVERSIGHT:''' Any propositions made by the other two branches of government must be put into action by the committee. If these propositions are drastic, the committee is free to strike them down through an internal vote.
* '''Vibe''' (former '''mod''', real) - Brian
=== Powers of the Office of the President ===
* '''REFORGER'''<ref name=":4" group="note" /> (former [[69MoeLester420]] '''admin''')
*'''4.1. ACCESS:''' The president and the vice president have the ability to read and post messages in ⁠'''#admin-family-guy-roleplay''', ⁠'''🏛-the-senate''', and ⁠'''#the-pit'''.
* '''Drotos''' (former '''admin''')
*'''4.2. EXECUTIVE ORDERS:''' At any time, the president can put forward an executive order: a single non-drastic proposition that will immediately be implemented by the vanguard committee, or, if possible, the president.
* '''Mjestik''' ('''KirbyCord''' owner and former server partner)
*'''4.3. PLATFORM:''' When a president and vice president are elected, each article of their platforms must be considered by the vanguard committee and either passed or struck down.
* [[Zin1X|'''local fungus''']] - Roger from ''American Dad'' (former '''admin''')
*'''4.4. TRANSFER OF POWER:''' If the president is pitted, banned, inactive for 7 days, or otherwise unable to perform their duties, the vice president will be granted their role and office until the president returns to action or is voted out of office.
*'''samarm132''' - Pouncy the Cat (former '''admin''')
=== Powers of the Senate ===
*'''ShibaInuHat''' (former '''mod''')
*'''5.1. BILLS:''' Senators can put forward bills to make changes to the server. A bill must first be passed through the senate by an internal majority vote. In the case of a tie the vice president may vote to break the tie. If a bill meets the criteria of a drastic proposition, it must pass through an internal vote of the vanguard committee to be implemented.
*'''Kelpwave''' - Cleveland Brown (former '''mod''')
*'''5.2. LOBBYING:''' Users are encouraged to ask their senators to put forward bills on their behalf, and senators are encouraged to do so.
*'''Rah''' (former '''mod''')
=== Election Procedures===
*'''Monolyne''' - Lois (former '''mod''')
*'''6.1. SCHEDULE:''' Elections will be held in the second weeks of March, July, and November. Campaigning will begin on the first day of the week, and voting will take place on the last day of the week.
*'''6.2. PARTIES:''' A party is a group of like-minded users who share ideas. During election week, each party shall be granted their own role and channel in the politics category. At the end of the week, the channels shall be archived. Parties are free to merge with other parties.
*'''6.3. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS:''' Any user can run for president. Each presidential candidate must have a platform if they wish to be added to the ballot. A user cannot run for president and senate in the same election.
*'''6.4. SENATORIAL ELECTIONS:''' Any user can run for senate. A user cannot run for president and senate in the same election.
*'''6.5. VOTING:''' Voting will be conducted through a private poll, with voting permissions restricted to registered voters. Each user is allowed 1 vote in the presidential election, and votes equal to the number of seats in the senatorial election.
===The First Amendment ===
The '''moderation team''' shall not be allowed to kick or permanently '''pit''' a person without hosting a trial, and the defendant is to be placed in '''the pit''' temporarily until a verdict is reached. This text acknowledges that all citizens of '''SwagCord''' possess certain unalienable rights, barring:
*  accounts younger than 2 weeks
*  known alt accounts
*  scam bots or otherwise malicious accounts not covered by first-degree offenses
*  participants of any raid on the server
Due to the nature of first-degree rule-breaking, first-degree offenders will not be guaranteed a trial. The trial is to be attended by the defendant, one or more representatives of the '''moderation team''', and an impartial jury to ensure a fair verdict, as well as witness(es) of the offense committed if necessary.
 
== Ongoing Campaigns ==
<code>THIS SECTION OF THE ARTICLE IS A WORK IN PROGRESS.</code>


===Certified Swag Ballers===
=== SwagCraft ===
A '''Certified Swag Baller''' is a user of 69SwagBalls420 who has been given a yellow role by an administrator as a result of active participation on the server. Below is an incomplete list of Certified Swag Ballers.
==== SwagCraft Legacy ====
*[[YEETmaster69]]
'''SwagCraft Legacy''' was an entry in the SwagCraft server trilogy. Hosted by Ozzy, it became a spine-tingling adventure for all SwagBallers daring to take the call for adventure. Server also had a collab with wunkcord {{citation needed}}, before closing down due to financial issues.
*[[Lolpy]]
==== SwagCraft II ====
*[[Boris Chico]]
'''SwagCraft II ''' was an entry in the SwagCraft trilogy. It was by far the most eventful across both iterations. Frequent members of the server call it similair to a ghost town, that keeps being haunted by ghosts that do things in the server. SwagCraft II saw the creation of the biggest organization yet, C.O.C.K, known for its brutalistic design choices and great economy. The organization has also achieved and refined flight technologies, making a one way plane, an expensive-to-use second plane, powered by flint and steel, and a third iteration, that was meant to be quick and cheap 4 way means of transportation, but unfortunately due to flaws in mechanisms, the plane broke apart and flew very far away. The server also saw the creation of the Swagology religion, having a full fledged bible and a church. The server was shut down due to financial and inactivity issues.
*[[Alexandra]]
==== The SwagCraft ====
*[[Vibe (real)]]
'''The SwagCraft ''' is an entry in the '''SwagCraft''' trilogy, being the current one. In contrast to the other two servers, it is run in a different version of the game, and on a completely new map, as well now the dictator of the server being '''Koknese'''. The server funds were crowdfunded, guaranteeing long livelihood.
*[[GotAnyGrapes]]
 
*[[blank]]
'''The''' '''SwagCraft''' slowly lost activity, and '''Koknese''' decided to give the server a quirk, having two teams compete against each other. This was quite unsuccessful, however, with activity remaining relatively low. On March 3rd 2024, the server was raided by a raiding group, which lavacasted all the buildings on the server. It is currently not known how they found the server's IP. While many blame the '''Cockroach''' for ordering the strike, these theories have mostly been considered baseless by reputable sources. An automated griefing process called '''SkyNet''', which allows for computer generation of IP addresses, is currently believed to be the most probable cause, as it would require no intentional leak from a server member.<ref>(March 4, 2024) [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1118841457504161845/1214251469537148948 Did the Cockroach raid the SwagBalls Minecraft server?] ''Snopes''.</ref>
*[[nowed|nowhed]]
 
*[[The_Mek]]
==== SwagCraft IV: A New Hope ====
*[[Taistelulaama]]
 
*[[MEAT EFFIGY]]
=== OPERATION 9SWAG <ref group="editor's note">thinking of giving all the ongoing campaigns a military operation name - '''Walt'''</ref> ===
*[[acegikm]]
 
*[[penguincakes]]
<div style="text-align: center;">
*[[biz1005]]
You've heard of the '''9GAG''' app. <br>
*[[caseu.]]
 
*[[normanthemormon]]
We all have, the '''legend''', the '''curses'''. <br>
*[[cetationnation]]
Foolishness about it lying on '''the second page of Google''', buried beneath '''Reddit posts'''. <br>
*[[69MoeLester420|Deez]]
A dark, decrepit monument leading '''dank memers''' to their doom.<br>
*[[Mr2112]]
 
*[[goldfish]]
The '''Internet''''s most famous memes and image macros were invited to its [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9gag#History '''Grand Opening''']. <br>
*[[diabhork]]
An invitation was a sign of... exclusiveness. <br>
*[[poke0441]]
The '''Opening''' was supposed to symbolize a road to a brighter future, not just for the world...<br>
*[[k0g_]]
... but for all who scrolled through its posts.<br>
*[[bluraydisc_hd]]
A chance for anyone to '''meme again'''. <br>
*[[deejaythefirst]]
 
*[[aldydreg]]
Except - '''9GAG''' never flourished. <br>
*[[ANAL RAPER]]
Its culture got frozen in time, like a big flashbulb going off.<br>
*[[Backyard Lobotomizer]]
The '''Grand Opening''' - one big ending of hilarity.<br>
*[[centi_alt_account]]
 
*[[basedandwrenpilled]]
It's still out there, on '''Google Play''', preserved, just waiting for someone to crack it open. <br>
*[[badusermythril]]
But getting to it. That's not the hard part.<br>
'''It's letting go.'''<br> </div>
 
The existence of '''9GAG''' has long been known to many. Created in 2008 by '''Hong Kong''' entrepreneur '''Ray Chan''', it has for years been mocked for its style of humor, with the site's userbase seemingly permanently stuck in the year 2012, its culture never evolving past it as was custom among the other corners of the internet. Furthering their notoriety was the world-famous [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/9gags-meme-monument '''9GAG Meme Rock'''], which to this day strikes cringe in the hearts of even the most unflinching souls. Yet how many had dared open the website for themselves?
 
The answer, surprisingly, is very few. Though it had remained in plain view for many years, its existence was thoroughly ignored for the large part by the general public. It was not until the '''mod team''' of [[69MoeLester420#The_9GAG_conquest|69MoeLester420]] jokingly created accounts for the website in January 2023 that its secrets would finally be unveiled. What they discovered was a website so horrid, so appalling, yet so endlessly fascinating it had remained their obsession for many months afterwards. It was all it was described as and more, an endless stream of racist content presented in formats that had gone out of fashion a decade prior, lacking any and all self-awareness, combined with a userbase in their 30s so mentally dense it is surprising they haven't collapsed into a black hole.
 
Any post, no matter how obviously satirical, passes as genuine in the eyes of a '''9GAGGER''', to the point where one has to question their own sanity, weighing whether their mannerisms are all part of a conspiratorial ploy, for there was no possible way a functioning human being could get that irrationally mad over such obvious bait. A '''Tony Zaret''' skit come to life, it is of no surprise that the '''mod team''' started pushing the limits of what they'll fall for, always managing to attain a successful result.
 
Come the '''SwagBalls-69MoeLester420 Merge''', the knowledge of what was found on '''9GAG''' was suddenly shared with an audience of hundreds. Though it has largely fallen out of fashion, trolling on '''9GAG''' had become a staple hobby of '''69SwagBalls420''' when it was first introduced. With dozens, if not hundreds of posts shared, a large dataset has been created showing many successes and failures that may enable the development of more sophisticated trolling methods in the future.
 
The table below contains information on "successful" '''9GAG''' posts: those that reached at least 100 downvotes or 25 comments. This resource should be used to determine more effective trolling strategies.
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed "bs-exportable exportable"
|+Swagcord 9GAG Posts With At Least 100 Downvotes
!Account
!Title
!Category
!Upvotes
!Downvotes
!Comments
!Tags
!Time Posted
!Date Posted
!URL
|-
|dankchungus
|"Sex scfa sxe scex sex sxe sce sexs esex sxex sexex sex sxe sexe ex sex follow bruh funny for more epic bruh memes ?"
|???
|4
|170
|9
|dank, epic, swag
|18:40 UTC
|January 17 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aWGj0j6
|-
|dankchungus
|"Boy if this was real I would not want to swim in the ocean 😂"
|???
|2
|176
|7
|69swagballs420, politics, anime
|11:15 UTC
|April 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aXnV19z
|-
|dankchungus
|"NOT for insta"normies", onyl the dsnkest 9gaggetd wil get this😂😂😂"
|???
|4
|228
|13
|marvel, 69swagballs420, savage
|11:45 UTC
|April 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQZwbB
|-
|dankchungus
|"Mr. Sex and me are getting e-married on 9GAG today! 🥰 This is the happiest day of my life! 😍 Send us your best wishes in the comments below! ☺️"
|???
|10
|63
|28
|gaming, politics, 69swagballs420
|19:15 UTC
|April 27 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aKEWqe3
|-
|dankchungus
|"LO L😂 haha this comic strop is so hilarious it gve me qite the chukcle haha i jus watned to share it with yuo guyd as i m sur yu will apprecirte i5 i m sory for an y spell ibg mistake s im high on meth rn"
|???
|15
|359
|15
|69swagballs420, funny, dark humor
|13:40 UTC
|May 4 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aZDQRyz
|-
|dankchungus
|"Guybs is thi reall??? cold afam samson be an epicc 9gager lik us?? i thin this 8mage is rel butt wat do u thinkk??🤔🤔🤔"
|???
|13
|196
|26
|funny, dark humor, art
|15:30 UTC
|May 13 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aBdEg7N
|-
|dankchungus
|"Haha this "meme" my husband sent me today really cracks me up! so many things wrong with socuety today... and to any "lob"erals who get offended by this ... you can flip the H*LL off!! 😂😂😂"
|Humor
|16
|79
|26
|woke, politics, funny
|16:50 UTC
|July 22 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/armzogK
|-
|dankchungus
|"Goodbye guys"
|Latest News
|82
|93
|57
|funny, meme, dank
|13:45 UTC
|July 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aNw3p43
|-
|dankchungus
|"Whoever did this won the internet😂😂😂"
|Memes
|415
|'''386''''''Bold text'''
|31
|politics, dark humor, joe biden
|21:50 UTC
|July 26 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/axo4RmK
|-
|dankchungus
|"Hah i dontt know if yuo youngsrters will be abld to relat to this but it gave me a chuckle hope you fine folkss appreacheated 😁 time used to be so mucch difefent back ij the day hah noww yuo cant even asualyt yuour wif witout a libural snowflakr getting offened can we go backt"
|Humor
|3
|96
|24
|funny, humor, relatable
|12:30 UTC
|August 17 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a4orpZA
|-
|dankchungus
|"Whoopsie 😅 mad a bitof a mess in the kittche ntoday who knew gruond beef was so proen to spontaneous explosions haha only in ohio dose anyon knoww hwo to cleann thi up???"
|WTF
|12
|314
|60
|accident, wtf, omg, ukraine, funny
|19:40 UTC
|September 15 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aDYqR0x
|-
|dankchungus
|"So my dog (golden retriever) just did this 😅 i have guests coming over in an hour so erm... this is totally awkward ! such playful animals haha"
|Wholesome
|18
|190
|24
|dog, golden retriever, wholesome meme, awesome, epic fail
|09:45 UTC
|September 16 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aBdbREx
|-
|dankchungus
|"The george soros funded deep (do NOT read this word backwards) state does not want you to know this, SHARE and REPOST BEFORE IT GETS REMOVED‼️ DISGUSTED TO SEE WHAT JO BIDET IS DOING TO THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY!! 🤢 stay safe my fellow amerircan PATRIQTS!! 🇱🇷 god bless 🙏"
|WTF
|14
|85
|35
|conspiracy, politics, usa, george soros, donald trump
|18:30 UTC
|September 19 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aWGe1ZA
|-
|dankchungus
|"A fate worse than hell awaita all those that wish to abandon godd..m good people of 9gagg... do not let this jappen to yuo or your chidlren..."
|Latest News
|20
|83
|42
|islam, god, truth, atheist, donald trump
|16:55 UTC
|October 12 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/anz3EmL
|-
|dankchungus
|"Praise be to allah 🙏🙏🙏 our onr true savior!! found on my estranged son's computter..(he died from a heroin overdoes last year)... the videegam "forknite" has completly corupted his soul... do not bel LIKR HIM!!! turn off yuor computr bfero this cosumes yuo as well..."
|WTF
|6
|142
|17
|gaming, islam, religion, sad, wtf
|06:25 UTC
|October 17 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQEBXv
|-
|dankchungus
|"The fall of man is nearr😍 cant belive its only veen a few thousan years sinc ethe start of human civillizatio haha weve all grown so mucm...what are yuor planns for the day of reckoning?"
|Wholesome
|17
|82
|38
|wholesome meme, funny, awesome, satisfying, oddly satisfying
|10:00 UTC
|October 19 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/anzZeeV
|-
|69mr_sex420
|"On ly trie memrrs eoll get it ! 😸🤭🤣😆😅😂😂😆😹😹🤣😸😸🤣😹😆😆😂😂😂😆😹🤣😸🤭🤭😸🤣😹😆😅😂😂😅😆😹🤭🤭😸😸🤣🤣😹😹😆😆😆😅😅😅😂😂😅😅😆😆😹🤣🤣😸😸🤭🤭😸🤣😹😆😆😂😂😅😆😹🤣😸🤭🤭🤭😸🤣😆😅😂😂😅😸😸😸🤭🤭😸🤣"
|???
|8
|106
|3
|dank, meme, dark humor
|15:20 UTC
|May 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aoKLmd2
|-
|indianfurryyiff
|"I LOVE PEARS O WANT TO EAT THEM, NOM JOL NOM YUMMY 🥵🥵😋😋😋😋😛😛😛😛🤩🤩🤩🤩"
|???
|13
|117
|34
|dank, politics, health
|20:30 UTC
|April 3 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aNwvpYw
|-
|dankchungus
|"Haha my second cousin(once removed) sent me thus on "facebooks"?, i just knew i'd have yo sharve it with my friends on 9gag! whoe else can relate?😂😂"
|WTF
|19
|135
|31
|meme of the year, dank, funny, chainsaw man, woodcutting memes
|09:35 UTC
|December 18 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aQEW2bd
|-
|realtrigs
|"'Sick, twisted, vile and deranged' these companies are all run by transgender jihadists who perform woke mind virus experiments on innocent puppies. We took down Sweet Baby Inc. We can take down these freaks! 9GAG Assemble!"
|WTF
|15
|67
|37
|politics, gaming, sad, latest news, woke
|17:10 UTC
|March 19 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/adByqRD
|-
|realtrigs
|"PLEASE aid in fight aganst woke normbrains by adding epicsauce 9GAG watermajk to your danke memes!"
|WTF
|13
|80
|26
|meme, scary, woke, politics, latest news
|14:45 UTC
|March 17 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/ajPQ65g
|-
|realtrigs
|"Financial wisdom for those of yuo who must become good spenders and wise in the economy. . . never stop tha grind!! 💯"
|Sports
|16
|112
|22
|gaming, random, awesome, latest news, econony
|18:00 UTC
|February 14 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/amAj8j6
|-
|realtrigs
|"How Europoids measure things. An utterly deranged people and culture!"
|WTF
|148
|165
|59
|2024, wtf, insane, usa, 9gag den deutschen
|19:35 UTC
|January 31 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/aoKb5ZX
|-
|realtrigs
|"I made this epic and danke meme to celebrate the passing of yet another very good year! Praise be! God bless yuo 9GAG!!"
|Memes
|54
|255
|94
|new year, funny, meme, savage, dark humor
|14:05 UTC
|December 31 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQnQeB
|-
|realtrigs
|"Hello all of 9GAG, please look upon this meme I have made. It certainly is a true and accurate portrait that I have created to show the dumb and quite foolish millennials and other rot-brained youths how to live properly! Please! If you are young and foolish, do not waste money!"
|Humor
|170
|320
|101
|japan, meme, savage, latest news, women
|15:10 UTC
|January 4 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/adPGR02
|-
|realtrigs
|"Improtant Reminder to those of yuo fool enough to watch thw woke and mainstream media!"
|Latest News
|196
|139
|30
|dark humor, meme, politics, wtf, basketball
|15:50 UTC
|January 9 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/a3Z6VWv
|-
|realtrigs
|"Inportant imformation that I am have found for all of yuo young and foolworthy 9GAG users on the website of X by Elon Musk! Very concernin! Millions must view!"
|Latest News
|12
|54
|34
|wtf, latest news, politics, woke, new world order
|15:55 UTC
|January 12 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/az2nV6B
|-
|realtrigs
|"It is only the facts that I am bringing before you that I brig before you~ Sad may it be, but europoids could never live life peacefully among the Americans!"
|Memes
|56
|59
|50
|latest news, politics, usa, dark humor, savage
|15:20 UTC
|January 20 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/a8qZwP1
|-
|realtrigs
|"Me with me soyn: 🤣"
|Relationships and Dating
|88
|103
|17
|unexpected, dark humor, face, meme, yy lmao
|18:10 UTC
|January 26 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/avQNbEZ
|-
|realtrigs
|"Hi memers. I have made and created this hearfelt meme after a very long and quite bad and sad conservation with a close family member. Feeling down today :("
|Memes
|8
|88
|50
|dark humor, savage, meme, politics, germany
|15:40 UTC
|October 7 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aME6jKV
|-
|realtrigs
|"This One Made Me "Lol" As The Ones Who Are Still The Kids Are So Very Fond Of Liking To Say!"
|Memes
|783
|196
|31
|awesome, funny, meme, dark humor, 9gag news
|15:25 UTC
|October 10 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a6qzDG2
|-
|realtrigs
|"It's OVER christchads... They are gone to WOKE"
|Memes
|12
|140
|41
|meme, dark humor, savage, woke, disney
|15:20 UTC
|October 22 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/ago9q41
|-
|realtrigs
|"I hate athetists so mcuh it is unrrwal"
|Memes
|41
|218
|80
|meme, woke, dark humor
|18:00 UTC
|August 1 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a3Zn9Ee
|-
|realtrigs
|"When u get it: you will shit brick!"
|Memes
|65
|1747
|139
|meme of the year, christmas, meme, star wars, yugoslavia
|20:30 UTC
|December 18 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a3ZXNje
|-
|realtrigs
|"What if Elon Musk Was Video Game?"
|Gaming
|35
|67
|27
|awesome, meme, meme of the year, wtf, chris hemsworth
|19:50 UTC
|December 14 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aZDODn9
|-
|realtrigs
|"Yuor pron addict is: damn 9GAGGEr is: come her boy: is danke emem! True Memeland is: overrun by normas. It is: so over."
|Memes
|4
|101
|10
|abrupt chaos, tetten, girl, meme, scary
|15:40 UTC
|December 14 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aGE4z47
|-
|realtrigs
|"I AM Sick and TIRED of "woke Disney" bulls**t!! No "anime" is good or godly and those who think as such are no more than small-minded children. Now lets get this thing viral 9GAG!"
|Memes
|8
|163
|59
|politics, palestine, dark humor, movie, girl celebrity
|14:10 UTC
|October 24 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/adPA5zB
|-
|realtrigs
|"My true and honest confession:"
|Memes
|'''1473'''
|457
|431
|awesome, 9gag, politics, dark humor, savage
|15:10 UTC
|September 20 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/anz05vB
|-
|realtrigs
|"You did it 9GAG! F**k you tomorrow! 😀"
|Memes
|49
|287
|99
|meme, latest news, 9gag
|15:10 UTC
|August 16 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aA0moZR
|-
|realtrigs
|"Haha... there must have been a reason for all this once"
|Memes
|26
|83
|33
|help, meme, the woke left
|19:50 UTC
|August 6 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aOxj04N
|-
|realtrigs
|"Really "LOLed" at this ! One .I hate cops"
|Memes
|294
|105
|12
|meme, dark humor, funny
|16:50 UTC
|August 4 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/agodG5v
|}
 
<ref group="editor's note"> NEEDED: negative counterexamples of posts that haven't performed well at all for discernably no reason. Survivorship bias must be avoided in order to fully know how to exploit the app's algorithm </ref>
 
==== Discussion ====
 
==== Additional Findings ====
<ref group="editor's note"> expand upon these later </ref>
-the 9gag baby
-the 9gag racism scientific paper
-abnormal amount of dutch people
-meme coin
 
==== The 9GAG Wedding ====
 
==== The 9GAG Divorce ====
<ref group="editor's note"> Move the 9gag Divorce here? or maybe keep both as part of main article</ref>
 
===Built By Gamers===
The '''Built By Gamers''' campaign is an active trolling campaign in the server for the famous YouTube shorts video game podcast BuiltByGamers. The campaign is mostly harmless, just SwagBallers taking the themes that the channel covers to the extreme. Mossfish, a member of SwagBalls was quite successful and even gained the attention and positive reaction from one of the hosts of the podcast. It is rumored that mossfish is now supplying the gamers with information for their videos.
 
=== The SwagBalls Cookbook ===
 
==Trivia==
*Although '''girard''' is a registered '''Republican''', he has floated around the idea of a potential '''Libertarian''' presidential run in 2024. While never officially announcing his candidacy, many supporters believe that his popularity could have left a strong possibility of him being chosen at the '''Libertarian National Convention'''.
**Despite his supposed libertarian leanings, he has also expressed support for '''Adolf Hitler''' several times, and frequently uses racial slurs. Was it all just "bait" or even "satire"? Unfortunately, nobody can tell because of '''Poe's law'''.
**Within the confines of the '''SwagCord''' political system, he considers himself to be an '''Englightened Xentrist''' and a '''Shartyist Democrat''', supporting the independent politician '''Xertun''', as well as the '''NSP'''.
* There is an abandoned staff role "'''janitor'''" that is no longer used, yet it is still mentioned in the rules. Last known member with the role was '''Lin'''.
* The term '''Macromaniac Wars''' is a bastardization of the [[wikipedia:Marcomannic_Wars|Marcomannic Wars]], first uttered by '''Decoherence,'''<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=November 15, 2023|content=Girard will abolish society and begin a new age of mindless violence: the macromaniac wars!|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🔪-girards-torture-chamber'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1171575756695019665/1174381032015925319}}</ref> that subsequently entered popular use.
* '''The War...''' would most likely not happen if not for an unknown<ref group="editor's note">'''Walt''' here, I'll try to find which one exactly did this.</ref> '''mod''' removing '''Charter'''<nowiki/>'s '''Soyjak Gold'''.
* Prior to November 8, 2023, '''greenies''' unknowingly had the perms to ping '''@everyone'''. This would be discovered by '''Flaming Testicle (left)''' who, wishing to post the entire server rules in order to further rot '''girard''''s brain, immediately reported this to '''Walter''', who quickly removed the permissions. Such decisive action has possibly prevented an '''@everyone''' incident of nuclear proportions.
**It is unknown who gave '''greenies''' the perms to ping people, due to the limitations of the Discord audit log. As such, it is impossible to determine whether this was an accident or a case of purposeful tampering to undermine the server.
 
==Users==
===Admins and Moderators===
The '''Administrators''' of '''SwagCord''' and their ''Family Guy'' roleplay characters as of July 14, 2024:
*[[smjsilm|'''Meme_Alt_Account''']] (Owner) - Joe Swanson
*[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki|'''Walter''']] (Co-owner) - Chris Griffin
*'''bazinga''' - Peter Griffin
*[[User:69Mr Sex420|'''Mr. Asex''']] - Big Chungus
*'''Ozzy''' - Glenn Quagmire
*'''[[User:Ballistyx|Ballistyx]]'''
*[[User:Decoherence|'''Decoherence''']] - Homer Simpson from ''The Simpsons''
*'''[[Lin]]'''
The '''Moderators''' of '''SwagCord''':
*'''3''' '''CLAM''' - Japanese Megatron "Meg" Griffin
*'''mr2112'''
*'''local wizard, lee'''
'''Members''' with ''Family Guy'' roleplay access:
 
* '''Vibe''' (former '''mod''', real) - Brian
* '''REFORGER'''<ref name=":4" group="note" /> (former [[69MoeLester420]] '''admin''')
* '''Drotos''' (former '''admin''')
* '''Mjestik''' ('''KirbyCord''' owner and former server partner)
* [[Zin1X|'''local fungus''']] - Roger from ''American Dad'' (former '''admin''')
*'''samarm132''' - Pouncy the Cat (former '''admin''')
*'''ShibaInuHat''' (former '''mod''')
*'''Kelpwave''' - Cleveland Brown (former '''mod''')
*'''Rah''' (former '''mod''')
*'''Monolyne''' - Lois (former '''mod''')
 
===Certified Swag Ballers===
A '''Certified Swag Baller''' is a user of 69SwagBalls420 who has been given a yellow role by an administrator as a result of active participation on the server. Below is an incomplete list of Certified Swag Ballers.
*[[YEETmaster69]]
*[[Lolpy]]
*[[Boris Chico]]
*[[Alexandra]]
*[[Vibe (real)]]
*[[GotAnyGrapes]]
*[[blank]]
*[[nowed|nowhed]]
*[[The_Mek]]
*[[Taistelulaama]]
*[[MEAT EFFIGY]]
*[[acegikm]]
*[[penguincakes]]
*[[biz1005]]
*[[caseu.]]
*[[normanthemormon]]
*[[cetationnation]]
*[[69MoeLester420|Deez]]
*[[Mr2112]]
*[[goldfish]]
*[[diabhork]]
*[[poke0441]]
*[[k0g_]]
*[[bluraydisc_hd]]
*[[deejaythefirst]]
*[[aldydreg]]
*[[ANAL RAPER]]
*[[Backyard Lobotomizer]]
*[[centi_alt_account]]
*[[basedandwrenpilled]]
*[[badusermythril]]
*[[szuhat]]
*[[szuhat]]
*[[brou9073]]
*[[brou9073]]
*[[kiwisoul]]
*[[kiwisoul]]
*[[KumStrike]]
*[[KumStrike]]
*[[Linchpin]]
*[[Linchpin]]
*[[rh_4m]]
*[[rh_4m]]
*[[mayday117]]
*[[mayday117]]
*[[mr.gthestoopid]]
*[[mr.gthestoopid]]
*[[Nae]]
*[[Nae]]
*[[Narwhalpilot]]
*[[Narwhalpilot]]
*[[Petzah394]]
*[[Petzah394]]
*[[raimonmaasiirto]]
*[[raimonmaasiirto]]
*[[kumquat1]]
*[[kumquat1]]
*[[sillysk1ppy]]
*[[sillysk1ppy]]
*[[superswag]]
*[[superswag]]
*[[koknese]]
*[[koknese]]
*[[Taistelulaama]]
*[[Taistelulaama]]
*[[temmiez]]
*[[temmiez]]
*[[yttrium]]
*[[yttrium]]
*[[Polynera Marketing Solutions]]
*[[Polynera Marketing Solutions]]
 
 
===Banned Users===
===Banned Users===
Notable users who have been banned from 69SwagBalls420 are listed below.
Notable users who have been banned from 69SwagBalls420 are listed below.
 
 
*The '''Cockroach''' - banned for raiding
*The '''Cockroach''' - banned for raiding
*[[69MoeLester420|████████ ('''Tiktokker''')]]
*[[69MoeLester420|████████ ('''Tiktokker''')]]
*[[69MoeLester420|██████ ('''Instanormie''')]]
*[[69MoeLester420|██████ ('''Instanormie''')]]
*'''Mahmoud''' - banned for intolerance
*'''Mahmoud''' - banned for intolerance
*'''Hartson'''
*'''Hartson'''
*'''Nightshade'''
*'''Nightshade''' - banned for grooming minors
*'''Hartson'''
*'''Hartson'''
*'''Nae''' - banned for intolerance
*'''Nae''' - banned for intolerance
*'''Kiwisoul'''
*'''Kiwisoul'''
*'''Devil'''
*'''Devil''' - banned for toxicity and constantly provoking arguments
*'''Koknese''' - banned for wiretapping the mod chat and leaking its contents
 
== Hall of Icons ==
<gallery>
File:69SwagBalls420.png|The classic.
File:WokeCord.png|Server icon used during the '''WokeBalls''' theme. (July 2023)
File:Halloween2023.gif|Server icon used to celebrate Halloween. (October 2023)
File:Christmas2023.gif|Server icon used to celebrate Christmas. (December 2023)
File:SwagBallsDecember2023.png|Server icon used to celebrate the merge with '''█████████'''. (January 2024)
File:SwagBallsDecember2023.png|Server icon used in the final week of the celebration of the merge with '''█████████'''. (January 2024)
File:19SwagBalls84Hut.gif|Server icon used during the '''19SwagBalls84''' theme. (February 2024)
File:LarKcSBservericon.png|Server icon used to commemorate '''LarKcuavian''''s Vice-Presidency. (March 2024)
File:The Damn Icon.png|This icon was never used. And especially not on April 13, 2024.
File:SagBallsKaad.png|Server icon used during the '''𒐕𒐝𒊕𒁄𒐛𒅙''' theme. (April 2024)
File:38SwagBalls777Paleozoicord.gif|Server icon used during the '''38$wagBalls777 Paleozoicord''' theme. (May 2024)
File:CSH.png|Server icon used to celebrate '''Charter''''s birthday. (May 29, 2024)
File:Mobster.png|Server icon used during the '''19SwagBalls32''' theme. (June 2024)
File:MobsterAlt.png|Alternative server icon, used briefly during the '''19SwagBalls32''' theme. (June 2024)
File:TesticleSBservericon.png|Server icon used to commemorate '''Testicle''''s and '''Barley''''s presidential victory. (July 2024)
File:Pirate2024.png|Server icon used during the '''69Scallywag420''' theme. (July 2024)
File:House S.B..png|Server icon used during the '''House S.B.''' theme. (August 2024)
File:TrollRot.png|The server icon, infected with stage 4 '''<code>rot</code>'''. (August 2024)
File:Trollg.png|Server icon used during the '''19NonEuclidianBalls92 Cord''' theme. (October 2024)
File:ElectionCold.png|Server icon used during the '''69ElectionBalls420 Cold''' theme. (November 2024)
File:BorisPresidencySB.png.png|Server icon used to commemorate '''Boris'''' and '''Chauka''''s presidential victory.  (November 2024)
</gallery>
 
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