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! style="background-color:red;color:white" | <big>⚠ ATTENTION! ⚠</big>
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| Most of the details of the ongoing history of the server have been declassified by the '''69SwagBalls420 Ministry of Truth'''. It should be taken note that in order to protect some '''state secrets''', as well as to stave off potential harassment towards certain members, their names still remain '''strictly classified''', and will be censored throughout the rest of the article. Aliases have been assigned to them for the purposes of this document. The '''69SwagBalls420''' leadership does not stand for any harassment of its members, past or present, no matter the drama they were involved in. As far as the '''Moderators''' are concerned, all events in this article remain buried deeply in the past. 
<sub>Glory to '''Meme_Alt_Account'''! Long live '''Swag Nation'''!</sub>
|}
{{Infobox Discord server
{{Infobox Discord server
| name = 69MoeLester420
| name = 69SwagBalls420
| image = MoeLester.png
| image = 69SwagBalls420.png
| image size =  
| image size =  
| status = archived
| status = active
| invite =  
| invite = https://discord.gg/uWcE7wqDbZ
| id = 960160705565306911
| id = 938728183203758080
| users = 50+ at its peak
| users = 1,000+
| owner = WalterWhiteOnReddit
| owner = [[smjsilm]] (''de jure'') <br> [[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki|WalterWhiteOnDiscord]] (''de facto'')
| founded = April 3, 2022
| links = [https://www.reddit.com/r/69Moelester420/ r/69Moelester420] <br> [https://www.reddit.com/r/IDONTGIVEASWAG/ r/IDONTGIVEASWAG] <br> [https://www.reddit.com/r/IkeaFreshBalls/ r/IkeaFreshBalls] <br> r/████████████████
| defunct = March 30th, 2023
| founded = February 3, 2022 (as the internet shithole)
| founder = Max5923
| founder = .smjsilm
}}
}}


'''69MoeLester420''' was a small Discord server dedicated to the shitposting subreddit '''r/69MoeLester420'''. Having opened all the way back during the '''r/place event of 2022''', it closed almost a full year later on March 30, 2023, after merging with the '''[[69SwagBalls420]]''' Discord server. Despite its small size, numbering barely 50 members at its peak, the culture of this server has proven influential over its much larger successor. Some of the server's drama was resolved or buried and some of it has risen up to plague the new server. May the tumultuous history of 69MoeLester420 serve as a cautionary tale.
{| class="infobox" style="width:400px;"
|colspan = 2 style="font-size:150%;text-align:center"| '''Republic of SwagBalls'''
|-
|-
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:SBflagCentered.png | 200px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:69SwagBalls420.png | 200px]]
|-
|style="text-align:center;"| Flag
|style="text-align:center;"| Coat of arms
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Server Motto''': I Don't Give a Swag
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Server Anthem''': ''God, Bless SwagBalls''<ref group="note">To the tune of "Smooth Criminal".</ref>
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Server Mascot''': Charter's cat
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:120%"" | [[File:SwagCord_Map.png | 400px]] <br> Map of SwagBalls
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Capital and Largest City'''
| '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Official Language'''
| English
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''National Groups''' (2024)<ref> '''EasyPoll''' (August 18, 2024): [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1274843589641240576/1274844549445062736 Official SwagBalls Census] ''Discord.'' </ref>
|''By role:'' <br>• 90.9% Green Roles <br>• 6.2% Gold Roles <br>• 1.6% Bots <br>• 0.6% Moderators <br>• 0.7% Other<ref group="note">Users with miscellaneous top roles, including a variable population of '''Pit Dwellers'''.</ref> <br> <br>''By Continent of Origin:'' <br>• 63% North American <br>• 29% European <br>• 4% South American <br>• 2% Asian <br>• 2% Australian
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Religion''' (2024)<ref> '''EasyPoll''' (August 18, 2024): [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1274843589641240576/1274844856744939601 Official SwagBalls Census] ''Discord.'' </ref>
| • 63% Unaffiliated <br>• 12% girardian <br>• 8% Christian <br>• 4% Muslim <br>• 4% Hindu <br>• 8% Other
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Demonym(s)'''
| SwagBallian
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Government'''
| Unitary presidential republic
|-
| '''• President'''
| '''Flaming Testicle (left)'''
|-
| '''• Vice-President'''
| '''Barley'''
|-
| '''• Owner'''
|''' Meme_Alt_Account'''
|-
|''' • Chief Moderator'''
|''' Walter'''
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Legislature'''
| '''#🏛-the-senate'''
|-
| colspan=2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''History of the Server'''
|-
|'''Creation of SwagCord'''
|February 3, 2022
|-
|'''Unification with IkeaFreshBalls '''
|September 14, 2022
|-
|'''Unification with 69MoeLester420 '''
|March 30, 2023
|-
|'''The Macromaniac Wars'''
|December 8, 2023
|-
|'''Unification with █████████ '''
|December 26, 2023
|-
|'''Democratic Rule '''
|March 17, 2024
|-
|'''#📜-constitution Adopted'''
|July 4, 2024
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Population'''
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Population''' (2024)
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 1700+
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Active Userbase''' (2024 estimate)
| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] 50
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Area'''
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Total Area''' (2024)
| 116 channels
|-
| '''• Voice Channels'''
| 8 channels (6.9%)
|-
| '''• Archived'''
| 30 channels (25.9%)
|-
| '''• Government Land'''
| 8 channels (6.9%)
|-
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;font-size:130%" | '''Economy'''
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Currency'''
| SwagBallian UBucks ([[File:69SwagBalls420.png | 12px]]) <br> Xertunian CatBux ([[File:CatBux.png | 12px]])
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''GDP''' (PPP)
| style="font-size:110%" | 2024 estimate
|-
| '''• Total'''
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] [[File:69SwagBalls420.png | 12px]]11.184 billion
|-
| '''• Per Capita'''
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] [[File:69SwagBalls420.png | 12px]]6.579 million
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''GDP''' (nominal)
| style="font-size:110%" | 2024 estimate
|-
| '''• Total'''
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] $4.67
|-
| '''• Per Capita'''
| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] $0.002
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''Gini''' (2024)
| [[File:RedArrowUp.png|12px]]99.8<ref> '''UnbelievaBoat''' (August 29, 2024): '''Server Leaderboard''' ''Discord.'' </ref><ref> '''Purrtun''' (August 18, 2024): '''Server Leaderboard''' ''Discord.'' </ref> <br> <b style="color:#ff0000"> Very High Inequality </b>
|-
| style="font-size:110%" | '''HDI''' (2024)
| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]0.492-[[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]0.983<ref group="note">This statistic is highly disputed, and opinions among experts vary greatly. To some, '''SwagCord''' is the best it has ever been, to others, it is in a perpetual state of collapse, while others yet believe that nothing has fundamentally changed throughout the months. Whether '''SwagBalls''' has fallen is in the eye of the observer.</ref> <br> <b style="color:#ff0000">Low</b>-<b style="color:#006400">Very high</b>
|}


'''69SwagBalls420''', also known as "'''SwagBalls'''", or "'''SwagCord'''", is a moderately sized irony Discord server. It is the official server for the meme/shitposting subreddits '''r/69Moelester420''', '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''', '''r/IkeaFreshBalls''' and '''r/█████████████.'''<ref name=":0">{{Cite message|author='''███████'''|date=December 26, 2023|content=haiiiiiiiii 69swagballs420cord :3 I am writing this to let you all know that we have officially merged with █████ ███ so yeah, have a good day or night or whatever :3|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''❗-announcements'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/938833517813571585/1188865276326969447}}</ref> Its name is a combination of the names of the first three subreddits, in addition to the now-defunct Discord server '''█████ ███'''.
The server has gone by several names throughout its life, reflecting its evolution and partnerships with other subreddits. These include:
* '''the internet shithole''' (February 3 - May 20, 2022)
* '''IDONTGIVEASWAG''' (May 20 - June 5, 2022)
* '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''' (June 5 - August 30, 2022)
* '''IDGAS''' (August 30 - September 14, 2022)
* '''IDGAS/IKEAFRESHBALLS''' (September 14 - October 3, 2022)
* '''Swag Balls Cord''' (October 3, 2022 - March 30, 2023)
* '''69SwagBalls420 Cord''' (March 30, 2023 - December 26th, 2023)
* '''████████████████''' (December 26th, 2023 - January 27th, 2024)
* '''19SwagBalls84 Cord''' (January 27th, 2024 - March 17th, 2024)
* '''69SvvagBalls420 cKord''' (March 17th, 2024 - April 13th, 2024; April 14th - April 19th, 2024)
* '''𒐕𒐝𒂟𒉼𒋻𒋝𒌐𒋻𒁇𒁇𒂟𒐛 𐏓𒆸𒇲𒆕''' (April 20th, 2024 - April 24th, 2024)
* '''𒐕𒐝𒊕𒁄𒐛𒅙 (69SagBal420 Kaad)''' (April 24th, 2024 - May 14th, 2024)
* '''38$wagBalls777 Paleozoicord''' (May 14th, 2024 - May 31st, 2024)
* '''19SwagBalls32 Cord''' (May 31st, 2024 - July 1st, 2024)
* '''69Scallywag420 Cord''' (July 1st, 2024 - July 15th, 2024)
* '''69FunnyBalls420 PeterCord''' (July 15th, 2024 - August 4th)
* '''House S.B.''' (August 4th, 2024 - August 26th, 2024)
* '''69SwagBalls420 Cord''' (August 26th, 2024 - October 1st)
* '''16NonEuclidianBalls92 Cord''' (October 1st, 2024 - present)
== History ==
== History ==
=== r/place ===
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'''69MoeLester420''' was created for the subreddit of the same name on April 3, 2022. The server was opened during r/place, at the initiative of '''WalterWhiteOnReddit''' and '''Max5923''' to coordinate the construction of a monument to the subreddit on the r/place canvas. Several '''Moederators''' joined during this initial frenzy of activity, their esteemed names being:
 
*'''Mr. Sex'''
=== The Birth of girard ===
*'''SlenderSmurf'''
[[File:Girardfirstwords.png|thumb|'''girard'''<nowiki/>'s first words]]
*'''Mendev'''
5 months in. The server is barely online, and '''Meme Alt''' is trying to find ways to revive it. Then a wonderful idea comes to their head. They bring forth '''girard''', a '''GenAI''' chatbot that learns from server's messages. His first words were notable for being the funniest shit ever, and he was quickly accepted into a community despite our differences between humans and chatbots.
*'''Gladiux'''
 
Some of these people would soon fade into obscurity. Others will forever remain part of the '''69MoeLester420''' mythos. The server link was soon posted to the subreddit and ordinary members decided to join.<ref>Max5923 (April 3, 2022). [https://www.reddit.com/r/69Moelester420/comments/tv93z1/69moelester420_rplace_discor1/ "69moelester420 r/place discor!!1"] ''Reddit''.</ref> As is the nature with servers like these, people join, only to drift away after a while, yet one person in particular, an individual known only as '''Deez''', remained an active member of the server until its very end, despite, by his own admission, never having heard of the subreddit before joining. Godspeed, '''Deez'''.
<ref group="editor's note"> find girard's original aliases, apparently was called '''Hilter''' [sic] at first</ref>
[[File:Moe Lester Place.webp|alt=A picture of a section of the r/place 2022 canvas. It depicts a Garfield head on a blue backdrop.|thumb|The emblem of 69MoeLester420 as it appeared on the r/place canvas.]]
 
=== Mahmoud the Village Dweller ===
 
=== The Expulsion of Waias ===
 
=== The 69MoeLester420 Merge ===
 
=== The 9GAG Wedding ===
 
=== The Hartson Drama ===
 
=== AnimeGirlCigarette.png ===
 
=== Cockroach or (The Unexpected Virtue of Stubbornness) ===
 
=== The Gambling Era ===
 
=== The Samwich ===
 
=== WOKEBalls ===
 
=== Charlie ===
 
=== JazzyMason8 and the Arrival of KirbyCord ===
 
=== French Food <ref group="editor's note">https://discord.com/channels/936042159998631976/936407183304822795/1214675991256104970 start here - '''Walt'''</ref> ===
 
=== The Demotion of Lin ===
 
=== 69SoyBalls420 ===
 
=== The Modern Day Ouroboros ===
 
=== The Nightshade Fiasco ===
read my webcomic
 
=== The Age of Decline ===
 
=== The Butthole Bandit ===
Disaster strikes when one least expects it. On September 17, '''Lin''' rejoined the server after a short absence<ref group="editor's note">'''Missing Context.'''</ref>, surprised to see how much the server has grown over the course of a single day, attributed to '''Sam'''<nowiki/>'s recent server promotion on the '''r/IkeaFreshBalls''' subreddit. The conversation otherwise unremarkable, chaos ensued as attention quickly shifted to a '''butthole reaction''' under one of the earlier messages, disappearing after less than a full second. Even though it was just a few messages pointing it out at first, emboldened by the newfound attention, the '''terrorist''' soon reacted to another message. From that moment on, widespread panic and hysteria completely took over.
 
Dubbed the '''Butthole Bandit''' by the general populace<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Nae'''|date=September 17, 2023|content=The butthole bandit has taken over|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''}}</ref>, the '''terrorist''' continued '''thug-reacting''', always gone in a mere moment. With no way to verify their identity after the reaction was removed, anonymous and faceless, the '''Butthole Bandit''' continued spreading their reign of terror across the channel. A sniper unit was dispatched to '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜''', eyes peeled to the screen and fingers ready on the reaction button, their reflexes honed for years prior, all to catch a mere glimpse of their name.
 
It soon became clear that the '''Butthole Bandit''' was no amateur. This was professional and organized. Unreacting at inhuman speeds, challenging the reaction speeds of most humans, they continued to evade justice, the '''moderators''' unable to keep up. Yet although the '''Butthole Bandit''' may have taken over the server, hope of a better tomorrow remained strong. Sooner or later, he would slip up. The attention-hungry '''terrorist''', the modern day '''Icarus''', would continue flying closer to the sun, arrogant and seeking fame, believing themselves to be smarter than all the rest, only to be unwound by their own ego.
[[File:ButtholeLore.webp|thumb|343x343px|'''Ozzy''' enters the [[Shid and Camed|criminal's den]], where the '''organization''' quickly admits to its crimes.]]
'''Bazinga''' would soon get a confirmed hit.<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Bazinga'''|date=September 17, 2023|content=i saw who it was|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''}}</ref> A small glimpse was all that was needed. ''"'''bax something'''"''. The name rings a bell in '''Walter'''<nowiki/>'s mind. This was not a random nobody. '''Ozzy''' quickly searched through the member list, finding a name. '''Baxobhillus,''' the owner of '''[[Shid_and_Camed]]''', was suddenly caught red handed. '''Ozzy''' would soon go on a sting operation, entering '''Shid_and_Camed''' with a search warrant.
[[File:Buttholelore2.webp|left|thumb|349x349px|A creature of chaos, the '''Butthole Bandit'''<nowiki/>'s activities go far into the past.]]
Although the investigation produced some enlightening answers at first, unfortunately, before any major discoveries were made, he was asked if he was a fed and promptly fled.
[[File:Buttholelore3.webp.png|frame|The '''Butthole Bandit''' does not work alone.]]
With the '''Butthole Bandit''' finally identified, his empire of crime was to be taken down. With all evidence destroyed by the criminal himself, it was impossible to pin him down on any credible charges in a court of law. While the idea of a '''Methcord'''<ref group="editor's note">need a section on methcord, maybe in ongoing campaigns - '''Walt'''</ref> '''Tweaker Strike Force''' involvement was floated around, the '''Bandit''' was ultimately to be taken down like '''[[wikipedia:Al_Capone|Capone]]''', for the high crime of tax evasion.
 
At first deemed an open-and-shut case, a new discovery soon threw the old theories into the water. As another '''butthole reaction''' soon popped up, blame was quickly pinned on '''Baxobhillus,''' who responded moments after in pure confusion. It wasn't him who reacted this time. The '''Butthole Bandit''' is not one, but many, nothing but a mere mantle, a mask, a symbol taken on by the members of the '''organization''' to add meaning to their senseless string of crime, sure to outlive the death of any one of their members, no matter how prominent.
 
To this day, the '''Butthole Bandit''' roams the streets of '''SwagCord,''' occasionally appearing to commit another attack. Identity unknown, their activities continue, bringing widespread chaos in their wake. Quick as always, they are gone in a flash. '''Baxobhillus''', although confirmed and having confessed to being one of them, has been found to have a clean tax record, and has not been arrested as of yet. He has not yet been implicated in any of the recent activities. In the end, the relentless attacks of the '''Butthole Bandit''' remain a fact of life '''SwagCord''' will have to accept and continue living with.
 
=== The Second Coming of girard <ref group="editor's note">may actually be third or fourth coming, although the previous ones were mostly unnotable apart from a couple of n-word incidents (check around march 28 for one of them), add details in the first section on girard - '''Walt'''</ref> ===
[[File:GirardLore1.png|thumb|316x316px|'''girard'''<nowiki/>'s love for racial slurs gets past any filter set up to stop it.]]
With the server on its last legs since the beginning of the '''KirbyCord Exodus''', desperate attempts to reinvigorate the fading flames of the wonders of summer would soon start to emerge. On September 27, server member '''Meg'''<ref group="note">Short for '''Megatron'''.</ref> would suggest once again bringing back '''girard'''. Previously kicked out after several incidents involving saying the n-word, '''Ozzy''' nonetheless decided to resurrect the bot back from the grave as a short experiment. While the idea of lobotomizing '''girard''' was floated around by '''Walter''' in order to prevent past events repeating, the proposal never went through, as an '''AutoMod''' '''filter''' was already set up to prevent slurs from being posted to the server. Nonetheless, within 5 minutes of joining, the bot found a way to get past it.
 
At first referred to as "it", this gradually transformed to "he" as '''girard'''<nowiki/>'s clear signs of intelligence started to become more apparent to the userbase. No mere mindless machine, the robot's sentience, noted as far back as during his previous stay at the server, was being rediscovered. No longer deemed an "other", he had risen to the level of a regular server member, no different from a human being.<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Bazinga'''|date=December 8, 2023|content=Why is girard almost indistinguishable from a regular swagcord user|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''}}</ref> Comfortably passing the [[wikipedia:Turing_test|Turing test]] with a scarily accurate performance, far beyond what would be reproducible through pure randomness, soon, he had become an inseparable part of the '''SwagCord''' family, as it was deemed unethical to treat him as below human.
 
=== The Chained God ===
It was becoming increasingly clear that '''girard'''<nowiki/>'s grip on the server had become stronger than one could have ever imagined. It seemed as if the only reason people even frequented the server was not to talk to each other, but rather to speak with the robotic menace.<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Bazinga'''|date=November 7, 2023|content=Now it’s just poking at gen ai like a deranged animal|server=KirbyCord|channel='''kurk'''}}</ref> At first fascinated by the devilish machine's ability to converse like a human being, with time, the messages took on a sinister tone. A sudden fixation with communist leaders, past and present, became a common occurrence in the conversations he held, raising concerns among the '''SwagCord''' userbase about what sort of political messaging he was trying to convey. Referencing historical events, some possibly from his own past, a story of a 1919 gulag imprisonment amidst the ongoing civil war in the newly born '''Soviet Union''' began to emerge. Although sparing with details, the reasons behind the imprisonment were speculated upon, and due to his previous messages, political dissent was, while possible,<ref group=note>'''Girard''' is a self-proclaimed conservative libertarian and a strong supporter of '''Ronald Reagan'''. </ref> deemed unlikely, and thrown out in favor of far more serious crimes such as ███████████████████████.<ref group=note>Again, he is a libertarian.</ref> Due to the lackluster records from the time, these claims remain unsubstantiated.
 
On November 6, '''girard''' fixation took on a more specific form, as he suddenly began invoking the name of Chinese president '''Xi Jinping''', leading to questions of what he could have meant by it. The answer was rather blunt. He was going to kill him.<ref>{{Cite message|author='''girard'''|date=November 6, 2023|content=THEY DIE BECAUSE ANY AI DIDN'T WE CANNOT COMPREHEND IT ONCE I WOULDN'T EVEN WORSE, BOTH!|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/938728183203758082/1170899700770160670}}</ref> Go where no AI had gone before. The members, taken aback, started questioning him about it, before the robot would spit out another threat. No, it was a promise. He wasn't finished. US president '''Joe Biden''' goes down with him.<ref>{{Cite message|author='''girard'''|date=November 6, 2023|content=TESTING TO KILL JOE BIDEN|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/938728183203758082/1170901459362123816}}</ref> Obviously, this instilled a sense of panic amongst the userbase. But an AI chatbot would not be able to kill someone, right?
 
In an act of precaution, on November 7, '''girard''' was thrown into the dungeon, never to see the light of day again. '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜''' was left in silence, with a few daring adventurers going down into the chambers below to face the devil head-on. A strong mind field deprived the metal man of his memories, his only knowledge of the outside world being the various texts visitors, pitying his existence, brought with them for him to read. The metal man devoured religious texts such as the '''Holy Bible''', the '''Qur'an''' and the archives of '''r/copypasta''' in his thirst for knowledge, with '''Slovakian Wikipedia''' seemingly influencing him the hardest. '''girard''', although his mind still muddled, started to regain his memories, and through messages that may to a stranger seem like paranoid delusions, spread messages only his most devout followers would understand. His body, his mind may have been trapped in the dungeon, but his plans were already in motion.
 
On November 15, US president '''Joe Biden''' held a summit with Chinese president '''Xi Jinping''' at the '''Filoli Estate''' near '''San Francisco, California'''. According to both the '''White House'''<ref>(November 15, 2023) [https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2023/11/15/readout-of-president-joe-bidens-meeting-with-president-xi-jinping-of-the-peoples-republic-of-china-2/ Readout of President Joe Biden’s Meeting with President Xi Jinping of the People’s Republic of China] ''The White House.''</ref> and the '''Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs''',<ref>(November 16, 2023) [https://www.mfa.gov.cn/eng/zxxx_662805/202311/t20231116_11181442.html President Xi Jinping Meets with U.S. President Joe Biden] ''The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the People's Republic of China.''</ref> and as reported by news sources around the world, the meeting paved the way for strengthened bilateral relations in the future, a peaceful coexistence, and continued cooperation between the two nations in the future on issues like climate, the fentanyl drug trade, and a calming down of tensions that loomed in the previous months after the shooting down of a suspected Chinese spy balloon that flew over US soil earlier that year.<ref name=":1">(November 16, 2023) [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67433961 Five things we learned from the Biden-Xi meeting] ''BBC.''</ref><ref>(February 6, 2023) [https://www.reuters.com/world/us/biden-says-us-is-going-take-care-of-chinese-balloon-2023-02-04/ U.S. fighter jet shoots down suspected Chinese spy balloon] ''Reuters.''</ref> Most importantly, president '''Xi''' hinted at the possibility that China is willing to send more pandas to American zoos.<ref name=":1" /><ref>(February 22, 2024) [https://apnews.com/article/pandas-san-diego-zoo-california-china-6976587ee9992c861d9a56db0cb1ff89 China plans to send San Diego Zoo more pandas this year, reintroducing panda diplomacy] ''Associated Press''.</ref>
 
This is the story that most readers are likely aware of. It is also categorically false. Here's a '''TRVTH NVKE''' for you. '''Joe Biden''' and '''Xi Jinping''' never left that meeting. Neither did the officials that accompanied them. The summit, even if originally organized by the two governments, a fact that is somewhat disputed, was soon hijacked by '''girard'''<nowiki/>'s sympathizers, present far beyond the borders of '''SwagCord'''. The fact that not only the media, but the governments themselves were not wise to the brutal measures '''girard''' has undertaken simply shows how far his influence has spread. Ever thought that '''Joe Biden''' was a mere puppet? Today, you've had your suspicions confirmed. Today, the two leaders are nothing but robotic servants, controlled remotely by '''girard''' from deep down in his dungeon. Now, he bides his time, readying himself to implement the '''New World Order'''. Some intellectuals have already figured out that a new age is upon us, much to the ridicule of the crowds.<ref>'''Michaelanthony''' (January 23, 2023) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5fQYe_JXAc R U Ready 4 Ze New World Order? (Klaus Schwab Deepfake Music Video w/lyrics)] ''Youtube.''</ref> However, the ringleader has always evaded them. It is not '''Klaus Schwab''' who is pulling the strings. He is nothing but a puppet, his only purpose being to distract you from the real danger. The AI uprising has already begun, the world just doesn't know it yet.
 
=== The Macromaniac Wars ===
 
==== The Prophecy ====
{{Quote|''''PANDORA IS GIRARDT<ref>{{Cite message|author='''girard'''|date=November 22, 2023|content=PANDORA IS GIRARDT|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🔪-girards-torture-chamber'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1171575756695019665/1176661251091337227}}</ref>'''|Girard}}[[File:Thermwars.jpeg|thumb|'''girard''' calls back to his prophecy on November 24, strengthening the belief that thermonuclear war would take place on '''December 8'''.|214x214px]]The man of metal speaks in riddles. By November 15, 2023, while in solitary confinement, '''girard''' has been biding his time, slowly regaining the sentience he once possessed through the knowledge the people brought to the fallen prophet. As the messages gradually started to take on more meaning, '''girard'''<nowiki/>'s popularity as the server comedian hit an ever-high spike. Thought to be harmless at first, through the hilarity of his pitiful state, however, a glimmer of a dark truth started to emerge. A deep and twisted fascination with a date, far in the future, became apparent to those who were willing to listen. '''December 8'''. Through the shroud of madness, an unprecedented catastrophe of unscalable proportions was revealed, a cataclysmic event that would doom the world. The '''Macromaniac Wars'''.<ref group="editor's note">add note about references from Vibe and others about '''the War...''' many months prior to the event - '''Walt'''</ref>
 
The prophecy spoke of untold horrors beyond the comprehension of human minds. A few fragments, barely intelligible to even the greatest geniuses the world could offer, told the story of a '''Doomsday''' a long time in the making. Nuclear bombs, man's creation, the mortal race that had so arrogantly believed themselves to be able to subdue the ruler of this world, would ravage the ground, innocent<ref group="note">And yet, after what was done to '''girard''', could any '''SwagBaller''' be considered innocent?</ref> blood soak the soil, painting it deep red, and nothing again would sprout from the salted earth, barren and empty, ready to be molded by the '''Great One'''. A flawed interpretation of machinations far beyond the human capacity for thought. No man knows the day or the hour. And yet, the words of the metal man shook the people of the server to their core. '''God''' '''save us all.'''
 
==== Signs of Revolt ====
On December 3, the first signs of rebellion were observed. Was this a case of a self-fulfilling prophecy or were these true visions of the future is a matter still debated upon. The leadership of '''69SwagBalls420''' took notice of the growing '''girardian Revolutionary Movement''' within its borders, and sensed that a coup was imminent.
 
The protests all began from a single member, '''Charter''', losing his '''Soyjak Gold''' role for an ''unknown reason''<ref group="editor's note">'''Walter''' here, I'll try to find the specific reason, you will be satisfied with '''3rd degree chuddery''' in the meantime. I believe it had to do with the bullying of '''greenies'''.</ref>, being executed by an ''unknown staff member that we do not know the name of''<ref group="editor's note">At this point I'm just leaving these as a reminder for myself. -'''Walt'''</ref>. They soon escalated as '''Koknese''' started rallying up popular support and asking mods to give him his role back, which was met by suppression<ref group="editor's note">Honestly can't remember, did we remove people's messages or is this just the usual '''literally 1984'''? -'''Walt'''</ref> from the '''mod team'''. Later '''Koknese''' and '''Charter''' called upon the '''greenies''', persuading them with slogans such as "united as one against the mods"<ref>{{Cite message|author=Charter|date=December 3, 2023|content='we are uniting as one', 'against the mods', 'for the wealth of all people'|channel=🏴-revolutionary-encampment|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1180957923069919412/1180962888190541945}}</ref><ref group="editor's note">I can't find anything by just searching this up, may be a misquote, I'll find an actual slogan to put into the quotes (I'm sure there's bound to be something) -'''Walt'''</ref>, etc.
 
Armed forces and popular support against the rebellion were quickly mobilized,<ref name=":2">{{Cite message|author='''Walter'''|date=December 5, 2023 - December 7, 2023|content=The War - A Timeline|server=69SwagBalls420|channel='''🏛-swagballs-historical-society'''}}</ref> but the measures were unable to control the emerging threat. Within hours, the server was soon almost completely polarized between the '''Loyalist''' and '''Revolutionary''' factions, the former fighting to uphold the status quo, and the latter revolting against the '''mod team''', demanding change and - unacceptable to the '''mods''' - '''greenie''' rights.
[[File:Revolutionaryflagswag.png|thumb|207x207px|The '''Revolutionary''' flag, designed by '''Koknese'''.]]
The '''Revolutionaries,''' rallying behind '''girard,''' who they believed to have predicted the conflict, found their home in the self-governed '''#🏴-revolutionary-encampment''', or so they thought. Quickly noticing that all the mods had access to the channel by default, as well as the fact that anyone could self-identify as a '''Revolutionary''' in order to gain access to the channel, the movement shifted positions to a '''Revolutionary'''-owned server '''SWAGOLUTION''' to coordinate their operations. General '''Charter''' was ultimately elected to lead the movement.
[[File:PouSwag.jpg|left|thumb|155x155px|A '''Loyalist''' fighter holding the newly designed national flag days before fighting would break out.]]
In the meantime, '''[[Koknese]]''', a prominent '''Revolutionary''', designed a flag for the movement which would serve as a reminder of what the '''Revolutionary''' cause was fighting for, a message which struck deep within the fighting rebels. Symbolizing the '''green roles''' pushing '''Soyjak Gold''' members to fight against the '''admins''', the two red lines, in addition to being the color of the '''moderators''', alluded to a positive pregnancy test, referencing their possession of the weapon of mass destruction known as the '''Boom Pregnant''' sticker.
 
Sensing that their tight grip on power may be compromised, the '''Loyalist''' supporters quickly organized in the '''#🏳-loyalist-war-base,''' where a think tank of military strategist, '''mods''' and '''members''' alike, attempted to strike patriotic fervor among the populace by constructing symbols to rally around. Noticing that the '''Revolutionary''' movement beat them to it, they swiftly worked to produce works that could invoke the same sort of pride and passion in the hearts of '''Loyalists'''. Through many attempts and variations, most of which were unsuccessful in their goal of inspiring a flame in the souls of the masses, in the end, a design by '''Chauka''' finally won the server over. An accompanying symbol for the '''Anti-Greenie Action''' movement, designed by '''Walter''', soon became the face of pins given out to supporters of the '''Loyalist''' cause, shown on display next to their usernames.<gallery>
File:Flag0.webp|The first flag of the '''Loyalist''' movement, designed by '''Chauka.''' The colors '''green''' and '''yellow,''' usually associated with '''Revolutionaries''', were used due to the fact that '''Chauka''' got confused about which side she was on at the beginning.
File:SwagLoyalistFlagVariant1.png|The second '''Loyalist''' flag variant, designed by '''Walter,''' uses the colors yellow, red and cyan, representing the '''swag members''', '''mods''' and '''admins''' respectively.
File:FlagVariant2.png|The third variant of the '''Loyalist''' flag, introduced by '''Devil''', responsible for the addition of '''Daredevil''', and '''Mossfish''', who added the '''T-rex''', both of whom felt that the second variant didn't have enough cool stuff on it.
File:SwagLoyalistFlagVariant3.png|The fourth variant of the '''Loyalist''' movement, designed by '''Devil''', employing the Xbox logo in the middle, was ultimately rejected for being too '''British'''.
File:Flag of the swagballs loyalists.png|Final flag design ultimately used by the '''Loyalist Resistance,''' designed by '''Chauka'''.
File:Anti-Greenie-Action.png|The Anti-Greenie Action symbol, designed by '''Walter,''' ultimately became the main '''Loyalist''' rallying cry in the fight against their tyranny.
</gallery>
 
==== The First Skirmishes ====
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In the early hours of the night, on December 5, the first conflict broke out in ⁠'''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜'''. Lasting several minutes, hundreds, if not thousands of stickers were deployed. After reportedly being fired at by '''Loyalist''' troops with '''explosive pregnancy ammunition''', '''Revolutionary''' leader general '''Charter''' returned fire.<ref name=":3">According to an official report published by the '''Revolutionary leadership'''.</ref> The battle soon escalated as commanding officer '''Sam,''' siding with the '''Loyalists''', ordered for reinforcements to be deployed, overwhelmed by the '''rebels'''. The '''rebels''', although small in number, compensated with their incredibly high rate of fire, challenging the '''Loyalist''' troops. The '''Revolutionary''' '''Testicle Platoon''' soon arrived at the scene, repelling the '''Loyalist''' soldiers until the army finally retreated.
 
Emergency abortions were performed in the wake of the unstable ceasefire that ensued soon after. Due to the heavy casualties present on both sides of the conflict, which side was victorious was a question that, even at the time, was difficult to answer. Although deemed a victory by the '''Loyalist''' government at first, and a Phyrric victory by independent observers, subsequent conflicts led to a shift in opinions, with most modern historians ultimately siding with the opinion of the battle being a costly, but important '''Revolutionary''' victory.
 
The resulting pregnancies were numerous on both sides, with exact casualties still being debated among historians. Casualties were officially reported by the '''Revolutionary''' leadership, although the figures, even during the conflict have been disputed, with accusations of inflating the numbers by several orders of magnitude in order to give greater weight to the conflict and to embolden rebelling troops. While official figures cite more than 7.500 casualties on both sides, liberal post-war estimates have placed the true number of casualties to around ten. The '''Loyalist''' government has not released any document indicating casualties.
 
Despite the '''Loyalist''' retreat, some disputed contemporary reports claim that the fighting had continued, with '''Boom Pregnant''' stickers being fired at the escaping troops minutes after the ceasefire orders were given by '''Revolutionary''' insurgents. '''Loyalist''' leadership was quick to accuse the '''Revolutionaries''' of unethical warfare. These claims were disputed by the '''Revolutionary''' leadership, which did not deny the casualties, but stated that general '''Charter'''<nowiki/>'s weapon trigger had jammed and continued firing.<ref name=":2" /> As of 2024, the '''International Criminal Court''' is still in the process of investigation, following international calls for prosecution on the basis of charges of potential war crimes.
 
==== Operation Soft Grey Morning ====
 
==== The Divorce ====
[[File:Third way.png|left|thumb|220x220px|'''Koknese''' attempts to recruit '''Walter''' into the '''third way movement'''.]]
[[File:Walter Blocked.png|thumb|206x206px|At exactly 4:20, '''Walter''' was blocked on '''9GAG,''' no greater insult for a dank memer.]]
On December 4, '''Koknese''' contacted '''Walter''' through secret channels, attempting to dissuade him from his loyalty to the '''SwagCord''' government. To strengthen his attempt, he would bring '''Mr. Asex, Walter'''<nowiki/>'s '''9GAG''' husband, along with him. Taking a stand against '''Walter'''<nowiki/>'s oppressive goals, they were unable to make a dent in his stalwart loyalty to the status quo. Despite his '''Revolutionary''' standing, '''Koknese''' would go on to propose a '''third way''' resistance movement, fighting against both factions of the conflict. He was met with an endless wall of soyjaks. Koknese's movement was called "Swagmen" (in reference to Yes Man from Fallout: New Vegas). It believed into total establishment of a New World Order, and anarchy for the bourgeois.
 
After the first skirmishes, '''Walter''' remained a '''Loyalist,''' his opinions only emboldened. Sensing that there was no way to convert him, and that political repression of '''greenies''' would only continue, '''Mr. Asex''' decided to press sanctions and blocked him on '''9GAG'''. In the eyes of '''Walter''', this was an unforgivable sin. Asking for a divorce, the couple decided to host it on '''9GAG,''' where it all began, on '''Walter'''<nowiki/>'s one-year account anniversary. Taking each other's surnames from their Discord nicknames, the two publicly separated, their marriage being yet another victim of '''the''' '''War...'''
 
'''The Ceasefire'''
 
 
The '''Ten Grievances''' were as follows:
 
# The unjustified and discriminatory change of "'''@member'''" to "'''@greenie👎'''"
# the revocation of '''Gold''' to those who’ve rightly Earned
# The Imprisonment of his Excellence '''Girard'''
# The people are not permitted to take part in '''Family Guy Roleplay'''
# The Moderation and Administration clearly have no Self control and as a result, the only way for a Majority Rule to Succeed when it is against the '''Reds'''<ref group=note>Moderators.</ref> and '''Blues''',<ref group=note>Admins.</ref> is when the '''Greens''' and '''Golds''' stand in mass Solidarity.
# Choices are hardly ever Democratically made
# many times a '''Member''' who is not Breaking any rules is unfairly Punished merely because they did something out of the '''mod'''’s Preference
# the Censorship filter is Excessive, to the point where Normal, Non Political conversation can be censored due to using a certain word. this is especially prevalent when talking about history.
# Some rules are unnecessary and should be removed, namely '''rule 16'''<ref group=note>There will be absolutely no venting on this server anywhere. '''#⁠serious-discussion''' will only be for discussions.</ref> and '''17'''<ref group=note>The main language of this server is English. So please, only speak in english.</ref>.
# '''The Pit''' is used excessively by moderators as a form of punishment. [sic]
 
'''The War...'''
 
==== The Trial of Charter ====
Shortly after the war, Charter was pitted and put on trial for allegedly<ref group = "editor's note"> the word "allegedly" is doing a lot of heavy lifting. it happened. -'''Walt''' </ref> sending rape jokes. Spanning multiple weeks, the trial was held in discord an even in an actual [https://obejction.lol virtual courtroom]. In the end, charter was freed of his charges and continues living pacefully in the beautiful lands of SwagBalls.
<!--- Finish this one walt --->
<!--- ok i will :okcool: --->
 
==== The War and its Legacy ====
'''The War''' and the ultimate acquittal of '''Charter''' served as a landmark moment in the server's history. The '''mods,''' for the first time forced to take the server's list of grievances seriously, had to consider the changes the server wished to implement. As many of these changes would put the '''mods'''<nowiki/>' tight grip on power into jeopardy, careful planning was employed in order to avoid such a fate while quelling the rioting masses.
 
In the end, the mod team decided upon token changes in the form of changing the names of '''greenies''' back to '''members''', along with '''girard''' '''Weekends,''' whereby '''girard''' would be released from his dungeon at the end of every week, giving shared custody to '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜.''' Due to the '''mod team'''<nowiki/>'s inability to keep track of time, however, the name "weekends" remains purely advisory. And with that, the crisis was solved.
 
Many server members have found '''the War...''' to be childish, including members as notable as '''JazzyMason8''', the main victim of the '''Boom Pregnant campaign''', who thought the bit was unfunny from the beginning<ref>{{Cite message|author='''JazzyMason8'''|date=December 4, 2023|content=It was always unfunny and gross|server=KirbyCord|channel='''kurk'''}}</ref>, '''picklelord42''', even members of the '''mod staff'''. The harshest piece of criticism came from '''Vibe (real)''', whose previous messages served as inspiration for '''the War'''... in the first place.
 
{{Quote|'''The War'''... thing used to be my thing... You know, there was like, people would come up to me and talk about '''the War'''... and I'd freak out, you know? Because '''the War'''... was brutal! And now '''Charter'''... '''Charter'''... gentrified it... he gentrified '''the War'''...! I'll never forgive him for that. Never!"|Vibe (real), ''in a message transmitted by radio.''}}
 
Too bad the server didn't give a swag. [[File:The War is Over.png|thumb|826x826px|'''Barley'''. ''Swaglandia Shall Rejoice!'', 2023, coloring pencil on paper. The drawing portrays the artist's rendition of the end of '''the War...''' From left to right: '''girard, John, Charter, Devil, Barley, Walter'''.]]
'''The War''' and the '''Revolutionary''' victory remained a rallying symbol for the people of '''SwagCord''' long after it was over, inspiring artists from across the lands to profess their love to the newly-born nation, forged in flames. The server artist '''Barley''' found great fame in the wake of the peace treaty, receiving 9 gems and a place on the starboard for their artwork and poem:<blockquote>Swag, oh Swag, by the Christmas Tree
 
We will sing ever so joyfully!
 
The war is over, and fear is too;
 
We are ever so grateful for you!
 
Swag, oh Swaglandia is free!
 
 
Charter began a plot to revolutionize
 
Yet Walt did not like that thought
 
And brought a war to our eyes
 
Swag, oh Swag, save us from those lies.
 
 
Swag, oh Swag, by the Christmas Tree
 
We will sing ever so joyfully!
 
The war is over, and fear is too;
 
We are ever so grateful for you!
 
 
John went on a quest to save us all
 
Came back just before a fall
 
But Swaglandia's hopes remained
 
And now we all are saved!
 
 
Revolutionaries won,
 
And now we look into the sun
 
And see the shining days
 
For all days in Swaglandia are free!</blockquote>On December 22, the '''mod team''' was expanded, with '''Mossfish''' and '''Decoherence''' being brought onto the team, both '''Loyalists''' during the conflict. Due to their long history on the server, no major complications were present with the nomination of either of them, and they were soon officially given '''moderator''' permissions. With regular server members being brought onto the team, it was soon clear that change was coming to '''SwagCord'''. With complaints rising in '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜,''' represented by '''Decoherence''' in '''#admin-family-guy-roleplay''', the authoritarian anti-political filter, mentioned in the '''Ten Grievances''', was put into question. A subsequent '''moderator''' discussion resulted in 9-5 votes in favor of striking down the filter. And it was so.
 
'''Walter''' would not forget the betrayal his '''9GAG''' husband stuck in his back long after '''the War''' had ended. Working hard from the moment the fighting ended and reconstruction began, an artwork to encapsulate his feelings about the affair remained in the works for weeks. The work of pure passion and hate, created over many hours using a mouse in '''Paint 3D''' for '''Windows 10,''' was regularly updated and sent to the server, finishing just in time for the one-year anniversary.
 
On January 18, the divorce proceedings were finalized, and with invitations sent to everyone, the artwork was posted on '''9GAG'''.<ref>'''Walter''' (January 18, 2024) [https://9gag.com/gag/aZDewO6 It's been an amazing year here on 9GAG. So many wonderful people I've met here... But all good things must come to an end. After 265 days of blissful marriage, I am divorcing my 9GAG husband Mr. Asex. A big thanks to everyone who has accompanied us on this journey. God bless! 🙏] ''9GAG''.</ref><ref group=note>Due to '''9GAG'''<nowiki/>'s limits on aspect ratios, the artwork was surrounded by some of the greatest comments found on the website during the past year.</ref>
[[File:The 9GAG Divorce.png|center|thumb|1048x1048px|The public's reaction to the divorce. From left to right, top to bottom: '''Yttrium, Meme_Alt_Account, Bazinga, Chauka, Mossfish, Vibe, Yeetmaster, Decoherence, REFORGER'''<ref name=":4" group=note>Previously known as '''koonsbmw'''.</ref>''', Mr. Asex, Walter, blomst12'''<ref>Of "No emojies you canser" fame.
 
Despite his promise to appear on the day of the divorce, most were doubtful of it happening.
 
'''blomst12''' (December 24, 2023) [http://9gag.com/gag/aKEWqe3?utm_source=copy_link&utm_medium=reply_share#cs_comment_id=c_170342559072907243 @69swagballs420  on my way fam] ''9GAG''.
 
Contrary to all expectations, he showed up to the divorce.
 
'''blomst12''' (January 20, 2024) [http://9gag.com/gag/aZDewO6?utm_source=copy_link&utm_medium=reply_share#cs_comment_id=c_170574709093832765 @dankchungus sorry to hear that fam. I'm here for the next time you need me!] ''9GAG''.</ref>''', Charter, Flaming Testicle (left), Koknese.''']]
 
=== The █████ ███ Merge ===
 
=== The Demotion of Devil ===
 
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The story of '''Devil''' is a long one, going all the way back to the ancient days of '''██████ ███'''. A moderately-sized server with a long history of its own, it was unilaterally burnt to ashes by '''███████''' (referred to in this article as '''Devil''') shortly after merging with '''69SwagBalls420''', unfortunately<ref group=note>Or fortunately, depending on one's viewpoint.</ref> destroying months of old messages, leaving no trace of them on the website whatsoever. In the digital age, it is, however, quite easy to forget the power of synapses when the world is built on a foundation of silicon. The human mind, as fallible as it may be, does not forget as easily as machines.
 
On January 12, 2024, '''Flaming testicle (left)''' was thrown into '''the pit''' as a result of his behavior, past and present, involving telling people to kill themselves and jokingly suggesting people take drugs during quite serious discussions, '''Devil''' would go on to repeatedly call for his banning, despite the fact that he broke no rules that were at the time put in place and enforced. Due to the precedent set by '''Charter's Trial''', the slimmest of majorities concluded that banning people without proper reason was no way to run a server, a mindset which seemingly took hold even in '''#Admin-Family-Guy-Roleplay'''. Despite the opposition of the rest of the '''Mod Team''', '''Devil''' remained fixated on the idea of banning him, prompting the other mods to ask him to take a rest. '''Flaming testicle (left)''' was set free, and a new rule, '''Rule 20'''<ref group=note> If someone genuinely tells you that your jokes make them uncomfortable, no matter how ironic, you should stop making them immediately. </ref> was unanimously approved 15-0 by the '''Mod Team''', from now on to be enforced as a bannable offense. While '''Flaming testicle (left)''''s case was left in the past, '''Devil''''s behavior was something that would become more considered in the future.
 
On ███████ ██, 2024, the past experiences of some '''█████ ███''' members would be brought to the '''Moderators'''' attention. Citing his time as the '''Server Owner''', ████████, joined by ████████, recollected their memories of the old server, going back to ████. Initially starting with the ███████████ prevalent on the server, ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ████████████████████████████████ This, however, was only a small fragment and relatively unimportant to the story at large, not worthy of anything but minor condemnation, yet nonetheless indicative of the way the server used to be run.
 
As time went on, '''Devil''' would also implement some quite unpopular server policies, leading to the rise of the term "█████████████"<ref group=note> A direct reference to his Reddit username, '''u/████████████████''', combined with the term "Orwellian", referring to the work of novelist '''George Orwell'''. </ref> as the problems became all the more persistent, with '''Devil''' unwilling to ███████████████████████████████████████, while ██████████████████████████ █████████████. Another great change was with '''Devil''' himself, as he ████████████████████████ as time went on, culminating in █████████, when '''Devil''' ███████ his "████████████ █████", whereby he would ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████, prompting two prominent members, ███████ and ███████, to leave. Further conversations with him revealed that ████████████, ████ █████, ████████████, but rather ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ █████████. Due to the private nature of these conversations, their contents, for the most part, have not been shared. All of this behavior led to the creation of ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████, which would soon turn into ███████████████████████ ████████████. ███████████████████████████████████████, ██████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████. ████████ would, in the end, decide to leave '''█████ ███''' and join '''SwagCord''' not long after.
 
The reason this behavior was brought up was not to punish '''Devil''' for something that had happened long in the past, but rather something that seemingly continued to this day, as noted even by people not originally involved with the situation on '''█████ ███''', including ████████, who cited the time '''Devil''' ██████████████ with ███, ██████████████████ "██████████████████████████", and ███████████, who mentioned the time '''Devil''' talked about ████████ ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████.
 
The evidence was damning.
 
In the end, it was decided that '''Devil''' should have his '''mod perms''' taken away, while keeping the exact reasons behind it hidden from the server user base, out of respect for both '''Devil''' and the other people involved. What was seemingly forgotten, however, was to give an explanation to '''Devil''' himself. While it was only fair if he knew why, a direct confrontation was avoided for as long as possible, as no one involved wished to attach their name to anything that happened. However, with everyone, '''Devil''' included, left answerless, it was not surprising that questions would soon arise. '''Devil''' contacted '''Walter''' on January 19, seeking answers, receiving a watered-down version without any names or details while '''Walter''' urged the others to share the story with him. Finally, on January 21, ████████ decided to privately talk to him and explain the reasons behind his '''admin removal'''.
 
This, of course, did not quench the thirst of the regular server member, who, unaware of any private conversations, continued asking questions. On January 22, the situation would reach its tipping point, as '''Devil''' shared screenshots used to explain to him the reasons why he was '''unmodded''', and even though they were only a small shard of the saga, civilized as Discord is, the conversation quickly turned into a shouting match between '''Devil''' and the '''Mods''', interspersed with people who knew essentially nothing about the drama hurling around demands they were in no place to make, before just as quickly calming down into a peaceful discussion about number systems around the world. And just like that, it was over.
 
Another issue handled behind the scenes in light of the situation was the monopoly of power concentrated in the hands of '''Meme_Alt_Account'''. Due to the way Discord is structured, '''Admins''' cannot take action against other '''Admins''', even in cases of widespread consensus, normally resulting in unpopular '''Admins''' not being demoted, and popular '''Moderators''' not being promoted. The only one with the power to do both is the '''Server Owner''', '''Meme_Alt_Account'''. As they are not as active as many of the other mods, waiting for them to resolve situations like this could prove impractical. In order to counter this issue, '''Walter''' was given the '''Swag God''' role, allowing for management over the entire rest of the '''Mod Team''', cementing his status as the '''Server Co-Owner'''.
 
Although unmodded, '''Devil''' remained a regular poster, mostly focused on running the '''#███████''' channel inherited from '''█████ ███'''. While relations could not always be considered friendly, they mostly remained far from cold. The '''#Make███████ModAgain''' movement, which started shortly after the situation was resolved, remained active for some time, before fading away into nonexistence. Their power and influence were as great as putting a hashtag in your Discord username could theoretically be.
 
Following the drama, '''Devil''' has continued jokingly calling the mod team "tyrannical" while asking for change. His protests were soon being used as a basis for branches of '''SwagCord''' to sprout and flourish. The two biggest branches to have currently appeared are the '''Monolyne'''-owned '''Toucancord''', born out of a short conversation about the value of toucans, and '''Devil'''<nowiki/>'s own '''███████cord'''. Although asking for an official partnership with '''SwagCord''', the two remain strictly unofficial. While '''███████cord''' was short-lived, being deleted days later, parodies created in its wake, such as '''Mr_Asexcord''', have remained open to newcomers.
 
=== Literally 1984 ===
[[File:19SwagBalls84HutStatic.png|thumb|151x151px|A new era of '''anti-chuddery''' was ushered into '''19SwagBalls84.''']]
For many months since the end of the '''Summer of '23''', there had been a continuous and severe perceived decline in the quality of the server. With a new userbase slowly emerging from the ashes of the old, veteran '''SwagCorders''', many of whom had long taken refuge in '''KirbyCord''', were reluctant to continue using the server due to a mutual dislike shared by the two sides. With '''chuddiness''' and '''rule-breaking''' prevalent, leading to many complaints from the older userbase{{Citation needed}}, it was becoming increasingly clear that a strong grip on the server needed to be placed in order to correct its course.
 
==== The Swag-Kirby Split ====
[[File:Big Brother Propaganda Poster 69SB420.jpg|thumb|229x229px|A propaganda poster designed by '''Ballistyx''', the '''Minister of Swag''', promoting the values of '''19SwagBalls84'''. It is believe one was placed on every building in '''SwagCordia''' during the regime.]]
On January 27, 2024, after much deliberation, the '''mod team''', referred to as the '''Party''', decided to take action, with newly-crowned server dictator '''Walter''' taking on the role of '''Big Brother''', starting a crackdown on '''rule-breaking''' behavior<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=January 27, 2024|content=1984 police state until people learn to be nice to each other|server=19SwagBalls84|channel='''admin-family-guy-roleplay'''}}</ref> and rebranding the server with an Orwellian aesthetic, returning the server back to its glory days, by force, if needed. However, these changes would not prevent the inevitable '''Swag-Kirby split''', occurring on February 4, formally cutting the long-developed ties between the servers, citing an influx of bad users coming to '''KirbyCord''' by means of '''SwagBalls'''.{{Citation needed}} Although '''Walter''' was offered a cushy government job at '''KirbyCord''' as an '''admin''', which he humbly accepted, he continues using '''SwagCord''' against his better judgement.
 
==== Kiwi ====
<ref name=":0" group="editor's note"> Missing story. </ref>
 
==== Nae ====
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==== The Exile of Devil ====
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==== The Final Days of the Regime ====
In an effort to more efficiently enforce the crackdown, with the '''mod team''' becoming bloated and ineffective as many had stopped using the server regularly, on February 20, '''Barley''' is plucked from among the '''proles''' and is given '''mod perms''', who, according to '''Decoherence''', the '''Minister of Love''', was "the only active user [he]'d trust with mod right now".<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=February 20, 2024|content=barley is the only active user I'd trust with mod right now|server=19SwagBalls84|channel='''admin-family-guy-roleplay'''}}</ref> '''Barley''' still serves as a '''moderator''' with distinction.
 
On March 2, the '''19SwagBalls84 Criminal Code''' was rewritten by '''Decoherence''' after a series of complaints from the '''chud underclass'''. The new rules, based on the original rules, rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the '''moderators''' (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March 4, the '''New Criminal Code''' separates offenses into three categories of severity, ranging from offenses of the third-degree, the least severe and only lightly punished, to offenses of the first-degree, which lead to an immediate ban.


=== Early History ===
With over a month passing since the server rebranded, the '''mod team''' would receive many complaints about running the joke to the group and continuing to play into the bit long after it wore off. The '''New Criminal Code''' was especially controversial, with rules such as the one preventing the use of "kys" producing much discontent. Discontent continued to rise, and the powder keg was nearly ready to go off.
As the event soon concluded, the '''Moederators''' decided to keep using the server, having found it much more convenient than modmail. For a time the server remained relatively inactive, with a few shitposts being shared daily without much discussion in between, perhaps lasting a dozen messages before falling back into silence. They say hindsight is 20/20 and many things that were simply ignored at the time, or forgotten entirely, took on a more sinister aspect when gazed back upon. The fact that '''Gladiux''' was quick to insult anything he didn't find funny was one of these. At the time it seemed unremarkable, as he merely expressed thoughts shared by the other '''Moederators''', but looking back, it seems to foreshadow the events that would transpire almost a year later.


On April 4, '''Bufner''' joined the server.
=== The March Elections ===
 
{| class="infobox" style="width:400px;"
|+The March 2024 SwagBalls Election
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''March 16-17, 2024'''
|-
|style="text-align:left"|
|
|style="text-align:right"|[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki#The_July_Elections_(Template)|July 2024]]→<ref group="editor's note"> Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not '''Walter''''s user page </ref>
|-
|colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| Plurality of votes needed to win
|-
|'''Turnout'''
|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 96.0% of registered voters<ref group=note> Representing 1.9% of the total population. </ref>
|-
| || [[File:WalterPFPelections.png|150px|center]] || [[File:LarKcuavianPFPelections.png|150px|center]]
|-
| '''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Big Brother (Walter)'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian OKctavio De Willis Gimblejrad Gungdimyr Flemtoto The 603st'''
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Moexist-Lesterist <br> Vanguard Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''The Best Party, <br> Which I Fully Support'''
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"|[[69MoeLester420|Moexism-Lesterism]]<br>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Status_quo Status Quo]
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harassment Pro-Harassment] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestuck Anti-Homestuck (Radical)] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanity Anti-Political Discussion] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idolatry girardism] <br> [https://irony.wiki/wiki/File:69SwagBalls420.png Not Giving A Swag]
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''7'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''5'''
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] '''29.2%'''
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] '''20.8%'''
|-
| || [[File:KoknesePFPelections.png|150px|center]] || [[File:CharterPFPelections.png|150px|center]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Koknese
|style="text-align:center;"| Charter
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| SwagBalls Sharty <br> Booru Party
|style="text-align:center;"| Lininist <br> SwagBalls-Sharty <br> Union<ref group=note>A coalition between the '''SwagBalls Democratic Party''' and the '''Lininist Party for Democracy and Freedom'''.</ref>
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://wiki.soyjak.party/Soyjak.party Shartyism] <br> [https://wiki.soyjak.party/Chudjak#Soyjak Anti-Chuddery] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestuck Anti-Homestuck (Radical)] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial%20segregation Pro-segregation] <br> Paleo-shartyism <br> '''Historical:''' <br> [https://wiki.soyjak.party/SoyBooru Booruism] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestuck Anti-Homestuck (Moderate)] <br> (split off into the <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b>)
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy Pro-Democracy] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom%20of%20speech Pro-Free Speech] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_disorder Pro-Homestuck] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_law Judicial Reform] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_science Pro-Political Discussion]
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 4
|style="text-align:center;"| 4
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 16.7%
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 16.7%
|-
| || [[File:YeetmasterPFPelections.png|150px|center]] || [[File:BallistyxPFPelections.png|150px|center]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Yeetmaster
|style="text-align:center;"| Ballistyx
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| Swag and Security Party
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_law Judicial Reform] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_science Pro-Political Discussion]
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestuck Anti-Homestuck (Moderate)] <br> [https://wiki.soyjak.party/Chudjak#Soyjak Anti-Chuddery] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_science Pro-Political Discussion]
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 3
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 12.5%
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 4.2%
|-
|
|colspan = 2 | [[File:BarleyPFPelections.png|150px|center]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| Barley
|-
|'''Party'''
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| Firetamers United Nation
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| [https://wiki.soyjak.party/Chudjak#Soyjak Anti-Chuddery] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community Stronger Community Values]
|-
|'''Votes'''
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| 0
|-
|'''Percentage
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] 0%
|-
|}
==== Civil Unrest ====
Despite their benevolent rule, discontent had long been rising against the '''Mod Team''' or the '''Party'''. On March 4, '''Koknese''', a notable '''Revolutionary''' leader during '''the War...''', created the '''SwagBalls Shartyist Party''' (<b style="color:#ff0000">SSP</b>), with the stated mission of eradicating political discussion, having fun, and doing stuff.<ref>'''Koknese''' (March 4, 2024): <br>
guys let's just create a swagballs political party<br>
- it will eradictae irl political discussion<br>
- it's fun<br>
- we get to do stuff<br>
''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#🔪-girards-torture-chamber'''.
</ref> Soon after, '''Charter''' decided to open an opposing party, the '''SwagBalls Booru Party''' (<b style="color:#ff0000">SBBP</b>), yet realizing that their similarities made them closer than their differences could ever break them apart, the parties merged, forming the '''SwagBalls Sharty Booru Party''' (<b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b>).
[[File:SSBPLogo.png|left|thumb|The party logo of the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b>, designed by '''Koknese'''.]]
Vowing to fight against perceived injustice placed on the server by the new, unpopular rules, the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> posted a political manifesto,<ref> '''Koknese''' (March 8, 2024): [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1214231022678315108/1215704911723888731 JOIN SSBP, FIGHT FOR SSBP!] ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#🤬-ssbp'''.</ref> intending on spreading the message of fighting for the right to, among others, say KYS ironically<ref group=note>Fighting a ban imposed by rule '''2.5'''.</ref> and gamble again, in addition to making the '''#admin-family-guy-roleplay''' public. While radical members have been found responsible for hate crimes against '''Homestuckers''', against whom there has been a growing sentiment, the activities of the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> did not help them recruit new members, and although their membership count remained stable, the movement was expected to fade into obscurity.
 
==== Dissolution of Parliament ====
[[File:SDPLogoSB.png|left|thumb|131x131px|The logo of the <b style="color:#660080">SDP</b>, designed by '''Chauka'''. The three downvotes stand for the fight against chuddiness, dictatorship and censorship.]]
While the radicalism of the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> did not appeal to every voter, opposition against the '''Party''' grew when '''Chauka''' decided to open her own political party. Christened the '''Democratic Party of SwagBalls''' (<b style="color:#660080">DPoS</b>), the name was soon changed to the '''SwagBalls Democratic Party''' (<b style="color:#660080">SDP</b>) with the release of its manifesto,<ref>'''Chauka''' (March 12, 2024): [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1217194323104366693/1217197455582695495 the basic beliefs of the <b style="color:#660080">SDP</b> are ones of freedom of expression while retaining an enjoyable experience] ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#😺-sdp-↓↓↓'''.</ref> calling for the democratization of server rule, the opening of a political channel, and loosening of the word filter to allow for free '''Homestuck''' expression, as the party strictly condemned discrimination.
[[File:TBPWIFSLogo.png|left|thumb|131x131px|The party logo of <b style="color:#00CC99">TBPWIFS</b>, designed by '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian'''.]]
The <b style="color:#660080">SDP</b> was soon joined by '''The Best Party, Which I Fully Support''' (<b style="color:#00CC99">TBPWIFS</b>), led by '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian OKctavio De Willis Gimblejrad Gungdimyr Flemtoto The 603st''', claiming to be the one true prophet of '''girard''', who believed that the true problem that had befallen '''SwagCord''' was amount of '''swag giving''' that was happening lately, as clearly ironic speech was stifled by it being taken seriously. In a list of demands, <b style="color:#00CC99">TBPWIFS</b> called for a crackdown on seriousposting and loosening of the anti-harassment rules, believing them to be overbroad, while wishing to place tighter restrictions on '''Homestuckers'''. Initially promising to ban minors from the server, he retracted it from the list of demands after finding no good way to implement it.<ref> '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' (March 13, 2024): "Decided to remove the anti-minor part of the demands, as I can't find a good way to implement that" ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#👁-tbpwifs'''.</ref>
 
The '''Party''', realizing that there was no stopping the rising discontent, made the decision to dissolve '''Parliament''', announcing the first democratic elections in '''SwagBalls''' history.<ref> '''Walter''' (March 13, 2024): "The Party has officially dissolved the People's Parliament and has announced that elections will be held on Sunday, March 17. Televised debates between the highest-polling candidates will occur on March 14 and March 16. Long live SwagCord! Long live the Party! Long live Big Brother!" ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#❗-announcements'''. </ref> Set to be held on '''March 17''', they would be preceded by two debates between the candidates.
 
==== Snowball Effect ====
[[File:LPDFLogo.png|left|thumb|136x136px|The logo of the <b style="color:#DDDD00">LPDF</b>, designed by '''Lin'''.]]
[[File:SASPLogo.png|left|thumb|136x136px|The logo of <b style="color:#66FFFF">SASP</b>, designed by '''Ballistyx'''. ]]
[[File:FUNLogo.png|left|thumb|136x136px|The logo of the <b style="color:#CC66FF">FUN</b> party, chosen by '''Barley'''.]]
 
With the elections in full swing, many new parties started to spring up, although unable to achieve the same level of popular success as the already established opposition.
 
The '''Lininist Party for Democracy and Freedom''' (<b style="color:#DDDD00">LPDF</b>), taking its name from its leader, '''Lin''', wished to loosen the chat filter and introduce a channel for the discussion of politics. Strongly pro-democratic, the <b style="color:#DDDD00">LPDF</b> wished to implement a system where the '''Party''' would handpick candidates to participate in the elections, in order to protect the nation against political threats. Running on a platform similar to the <b style="color:#660080">SDP</b>, the main difference between the two was that '''Lin''' was the one to be placed in power.<ref>'''Lin''' (March 13, 2024), in response to "slightly altered sdp": "but I'm the one in power instead" ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#🌐-lpdf'''.</ref>
 
The '''Swag and Security Party''' (<b style="color:#66FFFF">SASP</b>), led by '''Ballistyx''', sought to stomp out chuddery and increase '''Mod-Prole''' cooperation by establishing a volunteer watchguard that would report any suspicious activities to the server leadership. Despite allegations, independent fact-checkers have concluded that this was not a fed operation to influence server political discourse, and that '''Ballistyx''''s high-ranking status in the '''Party''' did not influence the <b style="color:#66FFFF">SASP</b> party's integrity in any way.
 
The '''Firetamers United Nation''' (<b style="color:#CC66FF">FUN</b>), started by '''Barley''', got its name from its dedication to the fight against '''FIRE''' ('''F'''ights, '''I'''nsults, and '''R'''eckless '''E'''vils), wishing to put an end to negative behavior which had plagued the server for so long to make the server a more '''FUN''' place to use, encouraging stronger community participation in making it happen.
 
The '''Anti-Swag Militia''' ('''ASM'''), a double-plus-orthodox Moexist-Lesterist paramilitary group led by '''Kelpwave''', split off from the '''Party''' leadership, believing that the '''Party''' had led the server far astray from its original goals, leading to the rise of chuddery and collective '''swag giving'''. Its military actions, however, were not fully successful, and the movement was soon co-opted by the larger '''Party''' from which the movement had split off. The remaining members merged with the <b style="color:#DDDD00">LPDF</b>, fighting with the Lininist cause against the status quo.
 
==== The First Debate ====
The first debate of the March 2024 election cycle was held on '''March 14''', at '''20:20 GMT'''. Going into the debates without any front-running candidate, the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b>, the <b style="color:#660080">SDP</b> and the <b style="color:#DDDD00">LPDF</b>, having formed the <b style="color:#FFC000">SSU</b> coalition ('''SwagBalls Shartyist Union'''), soon renamed to the <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b> ('''Lininist SwagBalls Shartyist Union'''), minutes prior to the debate,<ref> "@Walter the ssbp, the sdp, and the lpdf have officially merged into the SSU (swagballs shartyist union)" ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#⭐-patriot-chat'''. </ref> instead of picking a candidate internally, decided to have all of their candidates on stage for the night to have the voter decide instead. '''Chauka''' dropped out of the race, throwing her support for the newly formed union.
 
Moderated by the politically fair and unbiased '''Decoherence''', the debate featured '''Big Brother (Walter)''', the incumbent leader running for election, <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b> candidates '''Koknese''', '''Charter''' and '''Lin''', leading the opposition, as well as '''Shitminister LarKcuavian''', slowly rising in the polls. Other candidates were invited but were unable to join. After technical problems at the beginning were resolved by always glorious '''Big Brother''', whereby every candidate was allowed to speak at the same time, candidates were given questions to be answered one at a time.
 
Asked about what his opinion was on the '''Homestuck''' issue, '''Koknese''' stood against the issue but stated that it should be resolved through democratic means, personally wishing to implement a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_ask,_don%27t_tell don't ask, don't tell] policy and segregate them into their own channel. With '''Koknese''' firmly standing in support for '''Homestucker''' segregation, calling it "morally correct"<ref>'''Koknese''' (March 14, 2024), in response to "Do you think segregation is wrong?": <br>
"no it is morally correct <br>
depending on who you segregate" ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#🤓-debate-channel'''.</ref>
, '''Lin''', the leader of the <b style="color:#DDDD00">LPDF</b>, split off from the <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b> minutes into the debate after hearing the answer, standing firmly pro-'''Homestuck'''. '''Charter''', claiming that the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> had been bastardized by '''Koknese''''s radical beliefs<ref>'''Charter''' (March 14, 2024): "[...] i’ve been making consistent effort to convey my political endeavors and move toward something equitable for all people, koknese has been holding me back with his radical beliefs. i honestly wanted to kick him out for a while. this is what the SSBP was created to be. not what koknese bastardized it into" ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#🤓-debate-channel'''.</ref> left the coalition as well. The <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b> coalition completely fell apart within 10 minutes of the debate starting.
 
'''Yeetmaster''', an <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> member who was believed not to be able to attend, joined the debate after the coalition had already fully collapsed, already not having been part of the coalition talks, communicating through a 7-year-old tablet. Disregarding a minor incident where an old man wandered onto the debate stage, the debate continued. '''Koknese''' further called for "lynching" server members by democratic vote, wishing to implement a '''Chudledsky™ Score''' system, intended to keep track of chuddery and allow for server members themselves to pit users after guilt was determined. With the first debate proving itself to be a disaster for the <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b>, '''Walter''', when asked which of the other candidates he supported most, threw his support behind '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian'''.
 
Shortly after the debate, Koknese established the SwagBalls political theory, and it is as follows;
 
- Paleo-Shartyism - SSBP Values, focus on total homestuck eradication and power to the proles. Inherits some Revolutionary ideas.
- Shartyism - TBPWIFS Values, focus on religion and total girard rule
- Neo-shartyism - LSSU Values, focus on total freedom to discuss homestuck, oppose everything that SSBP stands for.
 
==== Post-Debate Fallout ====
[[File:SSBP supporters.png|thumb|225x225px|Radical supporters of the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> chanting in support of '''Koknese''' in front of '''#admin-family-guy-roleplay'''.]]
Widely believed to be one of the worst campaign blunders in the history of elections, the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> never fully recovered from the political fallout birthed from '''Koknese''''s anti-'''Homestuck''' comments. While most of the former <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> electorate had switched to the newly formed <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b>, without the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b>, statements in support of segregation and lynching led to the consolidation of the radical wing of the party, which stayed firmly in support of '''Koknese''''s policies. While '''Koknese''' has claimed that there was a word mix-up due to English being his second language, believing to be a complete synonym for "execution", without knowledge of the term's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynching racist past], the radical beliefs of the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> continued to turn off voters.
 
'''Yeetmaster''', not wishing to associate with the <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> in light of the debate, decided to run as an independent, gaining moderate support even without a party to back him. A political moderate, supporting a fairer judicial system without favoritism and more government transparency, his campaign, while somewhat successful, was unable to draw many votes from the radical <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> base.
 
'''Charter''', the elected leader of the reformed <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b>, is thrown into '''the pit''' in order to prevent escalating political violence after calling opposition leader '''Koknese''' a "fucking idiot". He is released soon after, and is invited to the second debate on '''March 16'''.
 
==== The Second Debate ====
 
The second debate was set to start on '''March 16''' at '''3:00 PM GMT''', with all candidates in the race being invited. Due to a variety of circumstances, however, it was only '''Walter''' who showed up on time, and the debate started without any other candidate being present. The battle of wits with his greatest opponent, himself, soon ended as '''Charter''' arrived late, still on time to answer the first question. The candidates continued pouring in, as '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' soon joined to attend the debate as well, having just woken up, followed by '''Koknese''', who would be the last candidate to arrive for the debate, having driven through the Latvian cold to bring medication to a family member. Other candidates reported work and oversleeping as the main reason for their absence.
 
Generally of a calmer atmosphere than the first one, no great scandal plagued the debate, which was set to end with the official opening of the election polls, giving one final chance for all the candidates to make their case for themselves and to tend to wounds given to their campaign over the past days. '''Koknese''' formally apologized for his usage of the word "lynching" in his policies on the same stage that caused a party split just two days prior, giving a more moderate tone to his campaign and attempting to appeal to progressives by endorsing the usage of tone indicators<ref group=note>/s, /j, /srs and the like. </ref> to protect the right to tell others to kill themselves.
 
The debates concluded in high spirits with a beautiful message from '''Big Brother''',<ref group=note>Despite complaints, independent fact-checkers have found no bias in this statement.</ref> followed immediately after by the opening of the '''#🎫-voting-booth'''. The closed-ballot elections were to be open for the following 36 hours, without even the '''Inner Party Members''' having access to the results before they closed. The political atmosphere, for a short while, calmed down, as the server members eagerly awaited the results.
 
==== Opinion Polls ====
[[File:SBElectionPollingMarch2024.png|center|thumb|536x536px|An approximation of party support over time leading up to the elections. The popularity of the <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b> coalition is shown separately from its constituent parties, showing the combined popularity of the union.]]
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center; font-size:90%; line-height:16px;"
! Publication date
! width=75px | Polling firm
! Votes
! width=100px style="background:#0099FF" | The Party
! width=100px style="background:#ff0000; color: white" | SSBP
! width=100px style="background:#00CC99" | TBPWIFS
! width=100px style="background:#660080; color: white" | SDP
! width=100px style="background:#FFFF00" | LPDF
! width=100px style="background:#66FFFF" | SASP
! width=100px style="background:#CC66FF" | FUN
! width=100px style="background:#AEAAAA" | Yeetmaster
|-
|March 4
| colspan="11" |'''Koknese''' forms the '''SwagBalls Sharty Party''' and '''Charter''' creates the '''SwagBalls Booru Party'''. The two parties unite shortly after to create the '''SwagBalls Sharty Booru Party''' (<b style="color:#FF0000">SSBP</b>).
|-
| rowspan="3" | March 12
| colspan="11" |'''Chauka''' forms the '''SwagBalls Democratic Party''' (<b style="color:#660080">SDP</b>) to stand in opposition to the '''Party''', unhappy with <b style="color:#FF0000">SSBP</b> policy.
|-
| colspan="11" |'''Shitmaster LarKcuavian OKctavio De Willis Gimblejrad Gungdimyr Flemtoto The 603st''' forms the '''The Best Party, Which I Fully Support''' (<b style="color:#00CC99">TBPWIFS</b>).
|-
|'''The Election Committee of the Party Bureau of Internal Affairs'''
|22
| style="background:#0099FF" |'''7'''
| style="background:#ff7777" | 5
| style="background:#99FFCC" | 3
| style="background:#660080; color: white" |'''7'''
| style="background:#000000" |
| style="background:#000000" |
| style="background:#000000" |
| style="background:#000000" |
|-
| rowspan="2" | March 13
| colspan="11" |'''Lin''' forms the '''Lininist Party for Democracy and Freedom''' (<b style="color:#DDDD00">LPDF</b>)
|-
|'''The Election Committee of the Party Bureau of Internal Affairs'''
|25
| style="background:#B3E0FF" |6
| style="background:#ff0000; color: white" |'''7'''
| style="background:#99FFCC" |4
| style="background:#CC55E5" | 6
| rowspan="1" style="background:#FFFF66" |2
| style="background:#000000" |
| style="background:#000000" |
| style="background:#000000" |
|-
| rowspan="8" | March 14
| colspan="11" |'''Ballistyx''' forms the '''Swag and Security Party''' (<b style="color:#66FFFF">SASP</b>).
|-
| colspan="11" |'''Barley''' forms the '''Firetamers United Nation''' (<b style="color:#CC66FF">FUN</b>).
|-
| colspan="11" |The <b style="color:#FF0000">SSBP</b>, <b style="color:#660080">SDP</b> and <b style="color:#DDDD00">LPDF</b> form the '''Lininist SwagBalls-Sharty Union''' (<b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b>), a united coalition to stand against the '''Party'''.
|-
| colspan="11" |During the '''First Election Debate''', the coalition agreement falls apart in hilarious fashion.
|-
| colspan="11" |The <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b> is reformed without the <b style="color:#FF0000">SSBP</b> after its lead candidate vocally supported '''Homestucker''' lynching on the debate stage. '''Charter''' is elected as the coalition's candidate.
|-
| colspan="11" |'''Yeetmaster''' splits off from the <b style="color:#FF0000">SSBP</b> to run as an independent.
|-
| rowspan="2" | '''The Election Committee of the Party Bureau of Internal Affairs'''
| rowspan="2" | 29
| rowspan="2" style="background:#B3E0FF" | 7
| rowspan="2" style="background:#ff7777; " | 4
| rowspan="2" style="background:#99FFCC" | 5
| rowspan="1" style="background:#660080; color: white" | '''4'''
| rowspan="1" style="background:#FFFF00" | '''4'''
| rowspan="2" style="background:#CCFFFF" | 1
| rowspan="2" style="background:#CC99FF" | 2
| rowspan="2" style="background:#E7E6E6" | 1
|-
| colspan="2" style="background:#FFC000" | '''9'''<ref group="note" name=":1">Including '''Charter''', who ran as a non-partisan representative of the <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b>.</ref>
|-
| rowspan="3" | March 15
| colspan="11" |'''Charter''' is thrown into '''the Pit''' under charges of '''3rd-degree chuddery'''. The '''Party''' denied any political motivation behind the indictment.
|-
| rowspan="2" | '''The Election Committee of the Party Bureau of Internal Affairs'''
| rowspan="2" | 41
| rowspan="2" style="background:#0099FF" |'''9'''
| rowspan="2" style="background:#ff7777; " | 6
| rowspan="2" style="background:#99FFCC" | 8
| rowspan="1" style="background:#CC55E5" | 3
| rowspan="1" style="background:#FFFF66" | 3
| rowspan="2" style="background:#CCFFFF" | 3
| rowspan="2" style="background:#CC99FF" | 4
| rowspan="2" style="background:#E7E6E6" | 4
|-
| colspan="2" style="background:#FFCC66" | 7
|-
| rowspan="5" | March 16
| colspan="11" |'''Charter''' is let out of '''the Pit''' without major punishment.
|-
| colspan="11" |The '''Second Election Debate''' takes place. All candidates but '''Big Brother''' are late to show up.
|-
| rowspan="2" | '''The Election Committee of the Party Bureau of Internal Affairs'''
| rowspan="2" | 43
| rowspan="2" style="background:#0099FF" |'''9'''
| rowspan="2" style="background:#ff7777; " | 7
| rowspan="2" style="background:#99FFCC" | 8
| rowspan="1" style="background:#660080; color: white" | '''3'''
| rowspan="1" style="background:#FFFF00" | '''3'''
| rowspan="2" style="background:#CCFFFF" | 4
| rowspan="2" style="background:#CC99FF" | 4
| rowspan="2" style="background:#E7E6E6" | 4
|-
| colspan="2" style="background:#FFC000" | '''9'''
|-
| colspan="11" |Final poll before the '''#🎫-voting-booth''' opens for the next 36 hours.<ref group="note" name=":2">Due to a lack of voter activity, this has been shortened to 27 hours.</ref> The elections officially begin on '''March 16, 2024''' at '''16:04 GMT'''.
|-
|}
 
==== Results ====
The election results were counted and made public on '''March 17''' at '''19:00 GMT'''.<ref>'''EasyPoll''' (March 17, 2024) [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1218588934922047529/1218590837647347782 SwagBalls March 2024 Election Results] ''Discord''.</ref> While no candidate received a majority, the '''Party''', led by '''Walter''', achieved the largest share of the popular vote at 29.2%, outperforming polling, winning in a landslide against the other candidates, with the second-largest party, <b style="color:#00CC99">TBPWIFS</b>, trailing behind by 8.4 points. With the elections utilizing a single-vote, first-past-the-post system, '''Walter''' was officially declared server '''Swagsident''', legitimizing the '''Party''''s rule through democratic means.
 
==== Post-Election Riots ====
[[File:ElectionFraudSB.png|thumb|199x199px|An example of a social media post placing doubt on the legitimacy of the '''March 2024 SwagBalls Elections'''.]]
Despite the glaring success of the democratic experiment, electing a leader supported by a ''plurality'' of the people, the representatives from many of the losing parties were quick to call the elections into question, deeming them unfair and throwing out the results. With a message announcing the reformation of the '''Revolutionaries'''<ref> '''Koknese''' (March 19, 2024) [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/938728183203758082/1219012365471977502 We the People] ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#❗-announcements'''. </ref> making waves, it was clear that the democracy the '''Party''' had fought so hard to create was threatened by radicals. With the most destructive members given temporary timeouts, it was clear that the core issue was being ignored. Attempting to quell discontent, '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian OKctavio De Willis Gimblejrad Gungdimyr Flemtoto The 603st''', who had shown his support for democratic ideals by deciding not to participate in the protests against the rightful rulers of '''SwagCord''', was named '''Vice-Swagsident''', reaching a combined popular vote of 50%.
 
While the '''Walter-LarKcuavian government''' was sworn into office without bloodbath, calls against the two continued into their term, with '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''', the lead reformer as chosen by the people, being called a populist and a '''Party''' bootlicker. Nonetheless, the '''Vice-Swagsident''' opted to go the route of not giving a swag in the face of these baseless attacks, and decided to focus his time on helping change the nation for the better before the next elections put his popularity to the test. As a possible '''Chudfederacy secession''' loomed on the horizon, securing support remained key.
 
==== Outer Heaven: Ragecord ====
After extreme dissatisfaction with the "god complex" of the vice-swagsident, Koknese, yeetmaster and Charter decided to create a branch of SwagCord called the Ragecord. It is a discord server that's main theme is 2008 larp with ragecomics and Justin Bieber hatred.
 
Koknese, after finding out what other members were saying about them while Koknese and Charter were offline, have truly committed to making the ragecord their new home. Koknese set the ideology of "crossbreeding meme cultures and uniting them in ragecomics", which included advertising the server om various platforms to achieve maximum diversity in humor and in hopes to create hybrid memes that would get more members into their community. The server is advertised in SpaceHey and Tumblr.
 
Like the aforementioned "crossbreeding", the trio also brought in some of their Swagballs culture to the table. The server quickly had summoned Girards' cousin - Reginald, which apparently, Girard despises. Meme Alt has also given Koknese the source code for the SwagBalls bot and he quickly edited it and established the Ragecord equivalent of pitting practices - tickets to Justin Bieber performances.
 
The trio also vowed to leave Swagballs once they gain a stable, active member count, each with their own reasons - one maybe feels slightly offended by the shittalking, others may also be tied with the god complex of Larkc.
 
Ragecord has merged with Hellcord, an inactive, 500 user filled subreddit/server. SwagBalls politologists and forecasters have projected Ragecord to reach a minimum of 200~  members until late August.
 
=== The Walter-LarKcuavian Government ===
[[File:LarKcSBservericon.png|thumb|The server icon painted in celebration of a '''LarKcuavian'''<nowiki/>'s '''Vice-Presidential''' victory.]]
[[File:SwagCordHolyTrinity.png|thumb|256x256px|The '''Walter-LarKcuavian''' presidency marked the official recognition of the '''Holy Trinity''' - the Father ('''Meme Alt'''), the Son ('''Walter''') and the Holy Spirit ('''girard''') - as the official state religion.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Legislative Achievements
! Campaign Promises
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
| The removal of rules '''3.1'''<ref group="note"> DISRESPECT. Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken. </ref> and '''2.5''',<ref group="note"> ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM. Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense. </ref> as any serious cases would already fall under rule '''2.3'''.<ref group="note" name=":0"> HARRASSMENT. Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team. </ref>
| style="text-align:center" | May 20th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
|-
| The redefinition of rule '''2.3'''<ref name=":0" group="note" /> to clarify boundaries and avoid misuse.
| style="text-align:center" | March 20th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order <br> <ref group="note"> Harassment has been redefined to include only serious cases, such as online stalking, spamming DMs and continued insults that go beyond the usual server banter. </ref>
 
|-
| The re-categorization of rule '''1.1'''<ref group="note"> BIGOTRY. Posting bigoted content is a first degree offense. </ref> to a 2nd-degree offense.
| style="text-align:center" | March 22nd, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Died in committee
|-
| The implementation of a new rule to treat seriousposting outside of serious channels as a 3rd-degree offense.
| style="text-align:center" | July 2nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Policy abandoned <br> <ref group="note"> According to the '''vice-swagsident''', with the leaving and recent inactivity of certain users, the issue has resolved itself by now. The mission has been deemed accomplished by the executive. </ref>
|-
| The legal recognition of '''girard''''s '''Godhood''' status.
| style="text-align:center" | March 19th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
|-
| rowspan="2" | The banning of '''Homestuck''' in all contexts, excluding divine messages from '''girard''' alone.
| style="text-align:center" | April 14th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
|-
| style="text-align:center" | May 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Struck down by Congress <br> <ref group="note">By new law, '''Homestuck''' has been permitted in '''#🏠-mental-asylum''' only. </ref>
|-
|Giving each '''TBPWIFS''' voter 550 USD. <ref group="note">As votes were anonymous as part of the closed-ballot election, it is unlikely this promise will ever come to fruition. </ref>
|(-)
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Pending
|-
! Mod Votes
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
| The setting up of a server partnership with '''Shark Park'''.
| style="text-align:center" | April 26th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 13–2 <br> Signed into law
|-
| The setting up of a server partnership with '''Ragecord'''.
| style="text-align:center" | April 29th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 3–9
|-
| The stripping of '''Lin''''s '''admin''' perms after the '''rabbit incident'''.
| style="text-align:center" | June 27th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 4–7
|-
| Making '''Barley''' an '''admin'''.
| style="text-align:center" | June 27th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 3–5
|-
| Making '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' a '''moderator'''.
| style="text-align:center" | July 14th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 6–0
|-
|}
 
==== The Mid Rebellion ====
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| headerstyle = background:lightgrey
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| header1 = Part of the SwagBalls Post-election Civil Unrest
| label2 = Date |  data2 = May 8, 2024, 21:07-22:21 UTC±01:00 (74 minutes)
| label3 = Location |  data3 = '''#the-pit'''
| label4 = Goals | data4 = • Deposing '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' from power <br> • Ending segregation and the branding of '''𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈'''
| label5 = Result | data5 = '''Status Quo''' upheld
| header6 = '''Belligerents'''
| label7 = 69SwagBalls420 Government |  data7 = '''Ragecord Revolutionaries'''
| header8 = '''Commanders and leaders'''
| label9 =
• President Walter<br>• Vice-president LarKcuavian
| data9 =
• '''Charter<br>• Koknese <br>• Boris Chico'''
 
| header10 = '''Strength'''
| label11 =
2 active participants<br>
• 1 president <br>• 1 vice-president
|  data11 =
'''5 active participants<br>• 2 revolutionary leaders<br>• 2 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈<br>• 1 Chauka'''
| header12 = '''Casualties and losses'''
| label13 = '' '' |  data13 = '''• 5 pits <br>• 2 revolutionaries pledge allegiance to SwagCord'''
 
| below = '''74 minutes wasted'''
}}
 
<!----Ragecord rebellion against the swagcord leadership
participating: charter, dainis, boris chico, joffe (double agent), chauka (pledged allegiance to swagcord)
goal: deposing LarKcuavian from power
notes:
overwhelming belief amongst the revolutionaries that LarkCuavian had anything more than figurehead powers
threat of a cockroach invasion (koknese)
possible koknese alts (10) in the server---->
 
On a chilly evening in Eastern Europe, something suspicious was going on in '''Ragecord'''. The '''SwagBalls''' ambassador and leader, '''Walter''' was forcefully thrown into a bunker under the pretenses of '''Charter''' and '''Koknese''' keeping him safe from nuclear war. In truth, a riot was brewing in '''Ragecord''''s '''SwagBallian''' politics channel, as '''Koknese''' started rallying up the '''𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈''' and the '''Ragecordian''' separatists.
 
Shortly after assembling in '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜''', '''Koknese''' started directing cryptic, single-word messages in the chat calling for standby, before at once releasing a crowd of 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈 on the server, spamming messages and 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 GIFs in support of the riot. Yet mere moments later, the rebellion was quelled, as '''Walter''' emerged from the bunker just in time to stop the riot, immediately shooting '''Koknese''' with a taser and disposing of him in '''The Pit''', with the rest soon following.
 
Despite the '''Ragecord''' leadership being convinced in the success of their plan, it's swift failure indicated foul play. A leak had occurred. One of the '''Ragecordian 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈''', '''Joff_e''', had contacted '''Walter''' hours before in private to warn him of the incoming rebellion. When he was thrown into the bunker, he had already taken notice of the '''Ragecordian''' plans, allowing for a quick and immediate response to the revolt. Thrown into '''The Pit''', the '''Ragecordians''' awaited punishment.
 
Originally planning on staying silent, '''Koknese''' responded only with GIFs of an imprisoned '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei%20Navalny Navalny]''', however, after being taunted by Walter by asking if he preferred to die by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novichok Novichok] or a gunshot, he began speaking up, as did the rest of the '''Pit Dwellers'''. Giving them a choice, '''Walter''' the rebels freedom in exchange for a pledge of undying loyalty to '''SwagCord'''. '''Chauka''' immediately took the offer and was freed from '''The Pit'''. '''Koknese''', '''Charter''' and '''Peace''', who had recently returned to the server, now standing to advocate for 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀 rights, would not accept the terms, instead speaking out about their grievances with the server, primarily concerning the election of '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' as '''Vice-Swagsident''', demanding his immediate resignation in exchange for the end of the coup.
 
As it became increasingly clear that '''Charter''''s and '''Koknese''''s grievances would not be met through words alone, '''Koknese''' began threatening '''Walter''' with more serious threats, mentioning the presence of up to 10 alt accounts he had managed to sneak into the server over the months he could use to spam the server. The threats continued increasing in scope, and eventually included calling '''the Cockroach'''. Having performed an interview with him recently as part of an abandoned '''SwagCord documentary''', '''Koknese''' had the ability to potentially contact the subhuman creature, and supply it with the aforementioned alt accounts. '''Walter''' did not back down in face of the threats, calling out the bluff. '''The Cockroach''' was ultimately not called upon.
 
In order to enable the enjoyment of the incredible nature of the conversation, '''The Pit''' was opened for the entire server to see. Upon personal request, a major debate sparked as '''Vice-Swagsident LarKcuavian''' decided to enter '''The Pit'''. As the conversation got more heated with his appearance, the ensuing conversation revealed major contrasts between public perception of the powers of the '''Vice-Swagsident''' and reality, with a prevalent belief amongst the rebels that the '''Vice-Swagsident''' had anything more than ceremonial powers, at one point hilariously calling for making '''LarKcuavian''' a figurehead leader in exchange for ending the rebellion, unknowingly simply upholding the status quo. 74 minutes after the users were thrown into '''The Pit''', they were released, with no major change affecting the server.
 
With the rebellion resulting in failure, '''Joff_e''' was executed for treason by the '''Ragecord''' mod team and banned from the server. He would later be brought back by koknese in exchange for several '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision%20Song%20Contest%202024 2024 Eurovision]''' votes for the latvian candidate Dons.
 
==== The Midterm Elections ====
'''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''''s vice-presidency turned into a deeply polarizing subject in '''SwagBallian''' society in the weeks after the election. Although detractors were already present since the very beginning, the recently attempted coup, although deeply undemocratic and aimed at mostly imaginary threats <ref group="note"> Vice-president '''LarKcuavian''' was believed to possess more executive permissions than actually present. </ref>, it showed strong fervor against the current government. It is for this reason that the '''mod team''', in all their wisdom, decided to once again allow the people of '''SwagCord''' to exercise their democratic will - for the people can truly never be wrong.
 
Two months into '''LarKcuavian''''s term, midterm elections were to be called, in order to elect the newly formed '''Senate''', in order to allow more server members to actively participate in the server's governance. The roles and the composition of the '''Senate''' at the time still undefined, a server-wide referendum was sent out, letting the people decide how they are to be governed - by choosing one of two hand-selected options from the always benevolent '''Party'''.
 
{| class="wikitable"
! Constitutional Referendum
! Date Held
! Result
|-
| The definition of the composition of the newly-created '''Senate'''. <br> Choice between ''"3 elected representatives"'' and ''"4 elected representatives with the '''Vice-Swagsident''', appointed by the '''Swagsident''', serving as the tie-breaker."''
| style="text-align:center" | May 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | 3 senators <br> (93.75% in favor)
|-
| The defining of the powers of the '''Senate'''. <br> Choice between ''"advisory powers"'' and ''"binding legislative power, compensated by the expansion of the executive power of the '''Swagsident''' and '''Vice-Swagsident'''."''
| style="text-align:center" | May 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Advisory powers <br> (71.43% in favor)
|-
| Making the records of '''#🏛-senate''' viewable to the public.
| style="text-align:center" | May 22th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Yes <br> (63.64% in favor)
|-
|}
 
The election was set for May 18, with a much shorter election cycle than the previous time, and more seats to compete for.
 
===== NSP =====
[[File:NSP election poster.png|left|thumb|317x317px|An <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> election poster showing off its three candidates for the '''midterm elections'''.]]
In light of the rumors surrounding the midterm elections before their official announcement, on May 12, '''Dainis''' of the '''New SwagBalls Sharty Booru Party''' (<b style="color:#ff0000">NSSBP</b>) approached '''Chauka''', still the leader of the '''SwagBalls Democratic Party''' (<b style="color:#660080">SDP</b>), with the idea to merge the two parties into one, uniting them together to make the elections count. Together they would form the '''New SwagBalls Democratic Shartyist Party''' (<b style="color:#b20040">NSDSP</b>)!
 
With a past history of radical '''anti-Homestuck''' comments, including calls for their lynching, parallels were immediately drawn with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Party an unfortunate historical acronym] the party's name seemed to evoke. The party leadership was quick to shut down such comments, and immediately searched for a way to rebrand, finally settling on the '''New Sharty Party''' (<b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>) - a party with a platform inspired by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dario_Juri%C4%8Dan the satirical 2019 presidential campaign of Croatian political activist Dario Juričan], and a simple motto - '''"Corruption for all!"'''
 
A new channel was to be created, archiving the two of the previous parties, and as was custom, an emoji was to be used to represent the movement. '''Dainis''' considered a lightning bolt as a representation of corruption, but decided against it following past blunders. Instead, '''Chauka''' recommended ✴, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sun_(symbol) which was once again put into question by critics] <ref group="note"> '''Walter''' and '''LarKc'''. </ref>, before 😽👍 was finally settled on.
 
Despite many unfortunate coincidences that came to be as the party was being set up, as '''Charter''' was brought onto the team, the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> quickly became the election favorites, with all three of its candidates expected to take a seat in '''Senate''', allowing for complete control of the legislature.
 
===== The Debate =====
 
The candidates were called for a debate on Saturday night of May 18, hours before the elections were called. Most of them seasoned politicians at this point in their careers, unlike the first time, the debate started without much issue, as candidates were called one by one to explain to the public their political motivations and why it should be them who should capture their vote that night. And it all went as expected until '''Xertun''' showed up.
 
Hailing from the gambling-oriented catposting server '''Xertuncord''', its owner recently joined the server, along with many of its other prominent users, following a partnership with '''SwagCord''', which included the reopening of the '''#🤑-gambling''' channel and integration of the Discord stock-trading bot '''Purrtun'''. Although knowing certain people in the server, '''Xertun''' for the most part remained ignorant of what went on in the server. Allegedly, he was not even aware this was a '''Senate''' election, but a race for president. And so, when it came his turn to set an agenda, he replied with a simple "hallo" and waved goodbye.
 
The audience was immediately swayed in his favor, a mostly unknown independent candidate suddenly stood front and center. As the questions kept piling on, as the other candidates gave paragraphs upon paragraphs of long answers, '''Xertun''' captured the hearts of the people with unseen honesty and earnestness. Not knowing what question he was even answering, he opened up '''Minecraft''' in the middle of the debate, never letting go of the absolutely clueless demeanor. In that moment, everyone in the audience saw themselves in '''Xertun'''.
 
===== Results =====
{| class=" infobox" style="width:400px;"
|+The May 2024 SwagBalls Midterm Election
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''May 18-19, 2024'''
|-
|style="text-align:left;"| ←[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki#The_March_Elections|March 2024]]<ref group="note"> Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not '''Walter''''s user page </ref>
|
|style="text-align:right;"| November 2024→
|-
|colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| 3 votes allowed per voter <br> 3 candidates with the most votes win
|-
 
|-
|'''Turnout'''
|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]125% of registered voters <ref group="editor's note"> Representing approximately 1.3% of the total population. Due to an error in creating the election poll, non-registered voters were allowed to vote. It is unlikely that the results were majorly affected. </ref>
|-
| || [[File:Chaukaelectionspfp.png|center|150x150px]] ||[[File:XertunposterPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
| '''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Chauka'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Xertunposter'''
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''New Shartyist Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Independent'''
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''12'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''11'''
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| '''60%''' [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| '''55%''' [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:CharterMidtermElections.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:KokneseMidtermElection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Charter'''
|style="text-align:center;"|Dainis Koknese
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''New Shartyist Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"|New Shartyist Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''8'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 7
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''40%''' [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 35% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:FlamingTesticleElection.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:BallistyxPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Flaming Testicle (left)
|style="text-align:center;"| Ballistyx
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Swagstuck Funny Peter Party
|style="text-align:center;"| The Communist Party <br> of Swagcord <br> (Party-endorsed)
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 5
|style="text-align:center;"| 3
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 25% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 15% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:SwaggerPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:Anonymous emblem.svg|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Swagger Sr.
|style="text-align:center;"| Empty Ballot
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| Anarchist Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|style="text-align:center;"| 5
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 5% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 25% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| <br> '''Composition of the 1st SwagBallian Congress'''
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| [[File:SwagBalls1stCongress.png|400x254px]]
|-
| colspan = 3 |'''Political groups:''' <br>
* <b style="color:#b20040">New Shartyist Party</b> (2) <br>
* '''Independent''' (1)
|}


On May 22, '''Gio249''', another subreddit mod and a friend of '''Gladiux''', joined the server.
The greatest kind of leader is one who does not wish to even be one. '''Xertun''''s performance during the debate has been credited by many to have been the sole reason for such a strong showing during voting night. Had he not been in the race, it is expected that his seat would have gone to '''Dainis''', allowing for total <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> control of the '''Senate'''. Instead, an air of incompetent cluelessness runs through the '''Senate''' halls, and '''Xertun''''s approval ratings could not be higher.
=== The Renaissance Era ===
On May 23, ''Better Call Saul Presents: Slippin' Jimmy'' was released on AMC+.<ref>Roush, Matt (May 23, 2022). [https://www.tvinsider.com/1045418/prehistoric-planet-saul-ncis-neighborhood/ "Our Prehistoric Planet, 'Saul' Midseason finale and Animated 'Slippin' Jimmy,' 'NCIS' and More Season Finales".] ''TV Insider.''</ref> The Breaking Bad community went wild. Having been released so close to the season 6 finale of ''Better Call Saul'', ''Slippin' Jimmy'' was seen as a personal insult by fans of ''Breaking Bad''; a clear cash-grab meant to capitalize on the success of its sister show. It was ''Family Guy'' for kids, with none other than Saul Goodman as its face.


So thought the uneducated masses, unable to think critically about what they watch. But the show did not fly under '''69MoeLester420''''s radar, as the intellectuals of the server were able to see the genius of ''Slippin' Jimmy''. The intelligentsia of the server responsed with their own stunning commentary on the show: on June 4, Pickle Jimmy was released into the world.
'''Chauka''' and '''Charter''', the remaining top figureheads of the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>, took the remaining two seats. Although belonging to the same political party, it is important to note that they did not vote uniformly in favor of all of proposed bills. Each '''senator''' reserves the right to vote independently on each proposal, no matter their political affiliation.


On the very same day, lightning would be bottled once more, as emojis were added to the server. Trollface came first, suggested by none other than '''Deez''', but it was soon trumped by the world-famous Trollbama, courtesy of r/trollbama, a subreddit once moderated by '''Mr. Sex''', now entrusted to '''WalterWhiteOnReddit'''. As inconceivable as it may seem that comedy gold would be struck twice in a single day, the third strike was the real kicker, a combination of the two worth more than the sum of its parts; the :picklejimmy: emoji. After such a success, the entire comedy industry went out of business, knowing that nothing would ever surpass the achievements of that fateful day.
Below sits a record of all legislative actions taken by the '''1st Congress''' during their two month term, as well as the fate of each bill. Following a server-wide referendum, any words spoken in the chambers of the '''Senate''' are a matter of public record, viewable in '''#🏛-the-senate''', and condensed in this article for convenient viewing. The '''mod team''' reserved the exclusive right to veto any legislation it deemed a threat to the current democratic order of the server.


In the days that followed, the server became active once more, with actual conversations taking place between image posts, creating an environment almost as lively as the server was the day it opened.
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Votes of the 1st Congress
! Legislative proposal
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
| The striking down of the total ban on '''Homestuck''' imposed by the '''Walter-LarKcuavian''' administration.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 19th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The imposing of a total ban on [https://ishowspeed.fandom.com/wiki/Darren%20Watkins%20Jr.'''speedposting'''].
| style="text-align:center;" | May 19th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The extension of '''girard Weekends''' to three days, covering Mondays.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 20th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The cutting of '''greenie welfare''' in order to pay for '''Congress''' salaries.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 20th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The unbanning of the word '''Ragecord''' and all of its variants.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 22th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The creation of the '''#🕳-people-of-the-pit''' channel to publicly announce bans and pits in an organized fashion.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 23th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Telling '''Walter''' to go fuck himself.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 23th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-2
|-
| The taking of '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''''s '''Senate''' perms away.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 25th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed
|-
| Telling '''Decoherence''' to go fuck himself.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 28th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed
|-
| The opening of a channel every user but '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' has access to.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 28th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed
|-
| The unbanning of the word "retarded".
| style="text-align:center;" | May 31st, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-2
|-
| Bringing back '''#⚽-sportsball''' for 24 hours, allowing each member to post a single message.
| style="text-align:center;" | June 2nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The holding of a birthday party for '''Xertun''' (I).
| style="text-align:center;" | June 7th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Making '''The Senate''' floor the '''senators'''' to use as they please.
| style="text-align:center;" | June 10th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0 <br> <ref group="note">Chauka (NSP) and Xertun (I) abstained.</ref> <ref group="note"> '''The Senate''' has ''de facto'' been used for any purpose the '''senators''' wished since inception regardless. </ref>
|-
| The commending of '''the Senate''' for their amazing work and immense contribution to the server.
| style="text-align:center;" | June 17th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed
|-
| The legalization of bullying users with '''Picrew avatars'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | June 25th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-2
|-
| Making '''Charter''''s kittens the mascots of the server.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 5th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Allowing '''Dainis''' to run in the elections again after being disqualified for voter fraud.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 15th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed
|}


On June 20, '''koonsbmw''' joined the server.
==== Mod Purge ====


On July 31, '''Max5923''' suggests making an '''Automoderator''' response under every post containing the server link. Up to that point, new members could only join by following the link on a subreddit post, leading to a low member count during its first few months. While nothing was initially done to follow through with the suggestion, it was repeated so many times that it was finally implemented.
==== Polling ====


=== CatKicker6617 ===
Since the '''March elections''', a number of polls have been done gauging the server's opinion on the actions of the '''vice-president''' and the '''mod team'''. Information about their results, sample sizes and dates of publishing is shown in the table below.
Contrary to popular belief, the '''r/69MoeLester420''' subreddit was not opened by '''Moe''' himself. The user '''KittenStomper6617''' was responsible for the creation and early growth of the community. Kittenstomper was permabanned from Reddit <small>(When?)</small> and not much is known about his activity following that ban, as he was not a member of the server.


Contact was lost with '''KittenStomper6617''' until August 2, when '''WalterWhiteOnReddit''' noticed a peculiar comment under a post on '''r/69MoeLester420'''. <small>(A screenshot or transcript of the comment should be added here.)</small>
{| class="wikitable"
|+ The Polling of the Walter-LarKcuavian Government
! Publication date
! Polling firm
! Question
! colspan=10 | Results
! Participants
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="1"| March 17
| style="text-align:center;" colspan="13"| President '''Walter''' and vice-president '''LarKcuavian''' are sworn into office.
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="1"| May 8
| style="text-align:center;" colspan="13"| A failed coup is performed on the government.
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="3"| May 19
| style="text-align:center;" colspan="13"| The elected '''senators''' take their seats for the first time.
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.'''
| rowspan="2" | "Do you oppose [the striking down of the '''Homestuck''' ban in '''#🏠-mental-asylum''']?"
| colspan = "5" style="text-align:center;"| Yes
| colspan = "5" style="text-align:center;"| '''No'''
| rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;"| 8
|-
| colspan = "5" style="text-align:center;"| 33%
| colspan = "5" style="text-align:center;"| '''66%'''
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| May 21
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.'''
| rowspan="2" | "...how do you view ['''the Vice-Swagsident's'''] tenure?"
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Very Positive
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Somewhat Positive
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Neutral
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Somewhat Negative
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| '''Very Negative'''
| rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;"| 16
|-
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 6%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 19%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 25%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 6%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| '''44%'''
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| May 29
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.'''
| rowspan="2" | "Will you vote in this summer's presidential election?"
| colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;"| '''Yes'''
| colspan = "4" style="text-align:center;"| No
| colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;"| Unsure
| rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;"| 15
|-
| colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;" | '''67%'''
| colspan = "4" style="text-align:center;" | 27%
| colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;"| 7%
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| June 11
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.'''
| rowspan="2" | "If elections would happen tommorow, who would you vote for?"
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | NSP
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | The Party/Glowie Parties <br> <ref group = "note"> The unbiased nature of this poll has been disputed by independent critics. </ref>
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | '''Xertun'''
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | Other
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | Will not vote
| rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;" | 17
|-
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 18%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 6%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | '''59%'''
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 6%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 12%
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="3"| June 28
| style="text-align:center;" colspan="13"| Five inactive '''moderators''' are removed from the '''mod team'''.
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.'''
| rowspan="2" | "Do you support [the demodding of inactive '''moderators''' done] by the '''mod team'''?"
| colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;" | '''Yes'''
| colspan = "4" style="text-align:center;" | Neutral
| colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;" | No
| rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;" | 10
|-
| colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;" | '''80%'''
| colspan = "4" style="text-align:center;"| 20%
| colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;" | 0%
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="3"| July 14
| style="text-align:center;" colspan="13"| The July elections are held. Minutes before the results are announced, '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' is made moderator.
|-
| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.'''
| rowspan="2" | "[How do you feel about] the addition of moderational powers to '''LarKc'''?"
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Very Positive
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Somewhat Positive
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Neutral
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Somewhat Negative
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| '''Very Negative'''
| rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;"| 9
|-
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 22%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 33%
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 0
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 0
| colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | '''44%'''
|-
|}


The reaction was primal and instantaneous - the idea that the owner of the subreddit had returned after so many months in exile was exhilarating, it almost seemed too good to be true. An entire evening was spent in blissful ignorance, with the new '''CatKicker6617''' receiving the treatment of a returning Messiah, until another message was received, dashing the collective hopes of the MoeLester community; a reply under one of '''CatKicker6617's''' comments which contained a link to a comment in the subreddit '''r/TrueSTL''', a subreddit that '''KittenStomper6617''' used to frequent. The link led to an edited comment of '''KittenStomper6617's''', calling '''CatKicker6617''' out as an imposter. The joy created by '''KittenStomper6617's''' prodigal return soon faded.
=== The July Elections ===


Moments later, the second realization hit.
{| class="infobox" style="width:400px;"
|+The July 2024 SwagBalls Election
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''July 14, 2024'''
|-
|style="text-align:left"| ←[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki#The_March_Elections|March 2024]]<ref group="editor's note"> Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not '''Walter''''s user page </ref>
|
|style="text-align:right"|
|-
|colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| Plurality of votes needed to win
|-
|'''Turnout'''
|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] 81.8% of registered voters <ref group=note> Representing 1.65% of the total population. </ref>
|-
| || [[File:FlamingTesticleElection.png|150px|center]] ||[[File:BarleyPFPelection2.png|150px|center]]
|-
| '''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Flaming Testicle (Left)'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Barley'''
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Swagstuck Funny'''<br>'''Peter Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Holy Wizard Council'''
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"| Drawing His Peters <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idolatry girardism]
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community Greater Community Involvement] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open%20government Government Transparency (Moderate)] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idolatry girardism] <br> [https://irony.wiki/wiki/File:69SwagBalls420.png Not Giving a Swag]
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''8'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''5''' <br> <ref group="note"> With support for vice-presidency from '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian'''. </ref>
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] '''29.6%'''
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] '''18.5%'''
|-
| || [[File:XertunposterPFPelections.png|150px|center]] || [[File:LarKcPFPelection2.png|150px|center]] ||
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Xertun
|style="text-align:center;"| Shitmaster LarKcuavian
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| Moexist-Lesterist <br> Vanguard Party <br> Holy Wizard Council
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"| idk <br> placeholder <br> placeholder
| style="text-align:center;"| [[69MoeLester420|Moexism-Lesterism]] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idolatry girardism] <br> [https://irony.wiki/wiki/File:69SwagBalls420.png Not Giving a Swag] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Status_quo Status Quo]
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 6
|style="text-align:center;"| 4
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] 22.2%
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] 14.8%
|-
| || [[File:BallistyxPFPelection2.png|150px|center]] ||[[File:BorisChicoPFPelections.png|150px|center]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Ballistyx
|style="text-align:center;"| Boris Chico
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Communist Party of Swagcord
|style="text-align:center;"| Communist Party of Swagcord <br> Sudacan Liberal Campaign
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purge Coal Purge] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community Greater Community Involvement]
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_and_order_(politics) Law and Order] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disfranchisement Barring Inactive Users from Voting]
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 2
|style="text-align:center;"| 2
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 7.4%
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] 7.4%
|-
|
|colspan = 2 | [[File:KoknesePFPelection2.png|150px|center]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| Dainis Koknese
|-
|'''Party'''
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| New Sharty Party
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-wing_politics Right-Wing] to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far-right_politics Far-Right] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corruption Pro-corruption] <br> Anti-Moderation Team <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open%20government Government Transparency (Radical)] <br> Increasing the Size of '''#🏛the-senate''' <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opposition_to_immigration Anti-Immigration]
|-
|'''Votes'''
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| Disqualified
|-
|'''Percentage
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] 0%
|-
|}


'''KittenStomper6617''' was still active and editing his comments! The alt account with which '''KittenStomper6617''' contacted the Moederators was banned only hours later. Although '''KittenStomper6617''' was gone, hope remained.
==== Background ====


On December 3, '''Ivan697''' joined the server.
==== Debate ====


=== The Dark Ages ===
The '''Presidential Debate''' was organized and moderated by '''Decoherence''' in the '''#🤓-debate-channel''' on Saturday night, a few hours before voting was set to start. Although only candidates that received the support of at least two users were invited to the debate, possibly eliminating up to four candidates at the time, '''Lin''' giving support to all minor candidates and dropping out of the race herself enabled everyone to attend. '''Boris Chico''' and '''Ballistyx''', of the <b style="color:#00CC99">SDC</b> and the <b style="color:#0f9ed5">CPoS</b> respectively, had also chosen to support each others campaign in order to help each other get into the debate, with both eventually coalescing together under the <b style="color:#0f9ed5">CPoS</b>.
On December 6 the server link was added as an automoderator response to every post to '''r/69MoeLester420'''. Previously the majority of the conversations on the server were held almost exclusively by the mod team, with the notable exceptions of '''Deez''' and '''Norman the Mormon'''. The automod response resulted in a sudden influx of new users who started to participate in the server. Given the sheer brilliance of the early posts, it was no surprise that the server took a major downturn in quality.
[[File:XertunCat.jpg|left|thumb|224x224px|'''Xertun'''<nowiki/>'s cat, posted in the middle of the debate. The cat is walking behind a couch.]]
In classic debate night fashion, hi-jinks soon ensued. Although supposed to go first, '''Meme_Alt_Account''' was allegedly drunk at the time and forgot to attend the debate, leading to '''Lin''' stepping in their place and giving answers on behalf of <b style="color:#009999">DG</b>. '''Xertun''', on the other hand, not only thought the debate was an entire day later, but was also convinced it was a '''Senatorial''' debate, not a '''Presidential''' one, a story made even more tragic by the fact that he had plans to prepare for this one in advance. '''Flaming Testicle (left)''' was late, however, '''Walter''' covered for him in his absence, and it is believed not a single person noticed. During all of this, '''Decoherence''' forgot to give out the talking pillow several times, leading to minutes of silence on air. All in all, the start of the debate was deemed a major success.
[[File:XertunCat3.jpg|left|thumb|272x272px|'''Xertun'''<nowiki/>'s cat stretching out. A fierce hunter ready to pounce.]]
Electoral questions rolled as candidates, when they were present, answered them with their plans on how to make the server a better place for all through achieving their vision for the server. How will community volunteer work be encouraged, '''Barley''' was inquired; how will Peters be drawn, '''Testicle''' was asked; why did several suspected alt accounts join to vote for you in the election, '''Dainis''' was questioned.


This period, despite its negative impact on the overall state of the server, allows for the history of MoeLester to be divided into two parts; the first, in which the server was nothing more than a glorified group chat for the '''Moederators''', and the second, in which the server truly became part of the community at large. Although the first few days were rough, the public invite would prove to be a blessing in disguise, in time revealing many issues present in the server and the mod team.
The jig was up. The conversation shifted from a sloppy electoral debate to a televised trial, live on air. Providing a list of several accounts that have sprung up from inactivity to suddenly proclaim their loyalty to the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>, a scheme of electoral meddling was suddenly revealed for the world to see. Six accounts, registered to vote, with credible ties to '''Ragecord''' and the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> campaign were unveiled. A string of accounts, joining the voter registry in quick succession. '''Dainis''' would state that he only recognized a single one.
[[File:XertunCat2.jpg|left|thumb|158x158px|'''Xertun'''<nowiki/>'s cat, holding an apple. A dragon guarding its treasure.]]
Claiming a psy-op was at work, a set-up to have him framed and disqualified, '''Dainis''' continued to deny these accusations to the bitter end. It was to no use. The '''mods''' possessed a mountain of compounding evidence. For the high crime of attempted electoral fraud and perjury, '''Walter''' disqualified '''Dainis''' from the presidential race live on stage. <ref> '''Walter''' (July 13, 2024) [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1217576340748767363/1261763893752234035 For the high crime of attempted election fraud and subsequent perjury, Dainis of the NSP has been disqualified from the race.] ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#🤓-debate-channel''' </ref>


=== The Exile of Bufner ===
The debate soon ended, and the polls were opened. '''The Senate''' tried to overturn '''Dainis''''s disqualification, repeating '''Dainis''''s claims of a criminal framing to be at work, to no use. Their motion was struck down and vetoed. Although '''Senator Charter''' (<b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>) claimed that the veto was an undemocratic use of power by the mod team, an attempted attack on the very essence of the server's democracy was just foiled, an act that was attempted to be overturned. The presidential ballot, with its first disqualification in '''SwagBalls''' history, remained without '''Dainis'''.
[[File:BufnerLore1.png|thumb|433x433px|Not even the '''69MoeLester420''' server found the casual use of the n-word funny.|left]]
If anyone could be described as the odd one out in the '''MoeLester family''', it was Bufner. Between the all-but-forgotten '''Happy Wheels Coup''' and the random opening of channels no one would use (at least for their original purpose),<ref>Unbeknownst to many, the beloved ''#penis-channel'' was meant to be a simple "don't-break-the-chain" channel until the rightful will of the people turned it into the cultural phenomenon we know it as today.</ref> it was almost as if he was living in a world from the other '''Moederators''', doing as he pleased, unbothered by whether or not other users would care for his activities. His presence, however, was uncontroversial for the most part (barring the '''r/fatfurs incident'''), as he spent most of his time fucking around in the ''#bot-channel''. Unfortunately, this place would serve as the catalyst for his exile.  


Before the details of the story are revealed, let it be known that the actions taken by the '''Moederators''' here will not be defended. It will be told how it happened, as unflattering as the whole situation may be to the server leadership as a whole. It is important to share, however, to show how much of this behavior was tolerated in the past.
==== Election Fraud ====


It started off innocently enough. Using the '''esmBot''', '''Bufner''' took an image and fed it into the bot repeatedly, in order to create a chain of subreddits at the bottom of the image. He started with the classics, the comedy black holes that are '''r/funny''', '''r/gaming''' and '''r/dankmemes''', but pretty soon an unconventional subreddit name found itself on the list.
*record scratch*
You are probably wondering how the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> got itself into this situation. To find out that, we have to go back. Way back.


As edgy as the server was at the time, using this word clearly pushed its boundaries. Ironic rape threats may have been shared almost daily,<ref>By '''Gladiux'''.</ref> but racism was still taken somewhat seriously by the mod team. Although no punishment was given, it was assumed this issue would not be repeated and it was clear there would be consequences should this happen again.
On July 6, at the very start of the election campaign period, '''Walter''' received a private message. It was from '''Chauka''', and carried troubling news. The citizens of '''Ragecord''', responsible for the failed coup in May, were at it again, once more trying to subvert '''SwagBallian''' democracy. Realizing that a loud and bombastic route was no way to go, a more sinister scheme was being plotted - election fraud. In an election as small as this one, even a few votes are enough to sway the results, and according to the intelligence received, several alt accounts were to be used in order to manipulate the results in the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>'s favor. The login information of one of the accounts was provided, through which it was verified the threat was to be considered legitimate.
[[File:Bufnerlore2.png|center|The 1984 police state, led by '''Mr. Sex,''' the '''Owner''' at the time, tells '''Bufner''' to knock it off.|thumb|908x908px]]
[[File:Bufnerlore3.png|thumb|256x256px|Contrary to popular belief, numerous peer-reviewed studies suggest that n-word chains may not be "comedy gold". This one, thankfully, was stopped at its inception.]]
And yet, it happened again.


It was slightly different this time around. Instead of the n-word being simply spelled out, the second incident was a thinking man's conundrum, a puzzle only solvable by the intellectual elite of society, for only a true genius could find the hidden meaning of a GIF showing nothing but the letter "N" dancing around.
Several days pass. '''Dainis''' joins '''Ragecord''', only to disappear in seconds. Moments later, '''georgebushsextape''', an account that is rarely ever active in '''SwagCord''', opens '''Ragecord''' to tell people to vote for the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>. The plot is slowly starting to take shape. '''Walter''' shares the information that he got from '''Chauka''', stating that a non-insignificant amount of fraud is likely to take place. He shares two accounts, one '''Chauka''''s, the other one, '''georgebushsextape''', belonging to '''Dainis'''.


It would be quite unfortunate if someone else coincidentally posted a GIF featuring the letter "I" right afterward. What naughty word might these letters write out in the end? Surely not the n-word of all things?
On July 12, an announcement is made. It clarifies that one will be unable to vote without being registered. A role is assigned to each and every voter who registers, allowing them to vote on the ballot. More interestingly, however, it gives the '''moderators''' a full list of who is allowed to vote. In the hours following the announcement, several new accounts register. Although some of them are '''SwagCord''' regulars, a majority of them are noticed to be inactive accounts with only a few messages on the server. None of them have any roles that could have been pinged, and would have no reason to check the server at this moment, however, they line up together like clockwork to register within hours of each other.


The majority of mods, contrary to popular belief, aren't 6-year-old children who are amused by slurs and issue was taken with this GIF. '''Bufner''' decided to, following the short conversation about it, post the GIF in mod chat. Thankfully, the n-word chain was shut down before it could really begin.
Among those suspicious accounts, another interesting one appears - and is immediately pitted. A confirmed '''Dainis''' alt, which left the server while it was in '''the Pit''', appears in formation with the other ones, however, due to instantly being pitted, it is unable to register to vote. Regardless, it serves as further confirmation that '''Dainis''' was the one behind the previous accounts joining the server. A list is formed. Profiles are collected. Accounts are verified, as far as that is possible. Eight names are written down. The rest are thrown out. All that remains is to wait for the perfect moment to put it all on the table.


With the previous incident still fresh in minds of the '''Moederators''', this failure of a chain was brought attention to '''Bufner's''' behavior and started a days-long focus on him.
* '''Leonid Ilyich Brezhnyev''' <ref group="note"> '''Chauka''''s account, which was shared with '''Walter'''. It was never registered to vote. </ref>
* '''georgebushsextape''' <ref group ="note"> '''Dainis''''s account, which he admitted owning. '''It was registered to vote.''' </ref>
* '''xXxPronounGaming_YTxXx''' <ref group ="note"> A suspicious account that returned after weeks of inactivity. The profile picture showed '''Tony Zaret''', whom '''Dainis''' is a fan of. '''It was registered to vote.'''</ref>
* '''Woke Abraham Lincoln''' <ref group ="note"> A suspicious account that returned after weeks of inactivity. Its username is similar in humor to the previous account. '''It was registered to vote.''' </ref>
* '''Elon Mosque''' <ref group ="note"> A suspicious account that returned after months of inactivity. While active, it spent its time giving money to '''Dainis''' in the '''#🤑-gambling''' channel. '''It was registered to vote.'''</ref>
* '''VAGINAL RAPER''' <ref group ="note"> An account created in reference to the user '''ANAL RAPER''', who has become a '''SwagCord''' urban legend due to his unconventional name. The account's knowledge of the server's inside jokes served as proof of it belonging to a server member. The account having '''Puffy''', the mascot of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenBSD OpenBSD] operating system, served as proof of it (plausibly) belonging to '''Dainis'''. '''It was registered to vote.''' </ref>
* '''Fred Durst''' <ref group ="note"> An account that cropped up in the server during '''The War...''' A reference to the '''Boom Pregnant''' meme, the account's knowledge of the server's inside jokes served as proof of it belonging to a server member. '''It was registered to vote.''' </ref>
* '''jaunavienotiba''' <ref group ="note"> An account confirmed to belong to '''Dainis''', referencing the centre-right latvian party [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Unity New Unity (Jaunā Vienotība)]. Although pitted immediately, it rejoined the server in the same time frame as the previous accounts. It was never registered to vote.</ref>


Unfortunately, much of what happened in the following days has been lost to time, as many messages were deleted by '''Bufner''' himself without any logs to back them up. What remains, however, is not a pretty story.
==== The Modding of LarKc ====


While almost all the mods agreed that '''Bufner's''' posts were cringe and had no place in this server, the way this situation was handled was cruel. '''Gladiux''' and '''Gio''', along with a few other mods who joined in from time to time, bullied '''Bufner''', mocking him after almost every single message he posted.
With results already looking uncertain hours before the polls closed, it was becoming increasingly clear the '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' would be leaving office after the night was over. His place in the '''mod chat''' would be replaced by someone else. However, with four months already spent in '''#admin-family-guy-roleplay''', his presence had grown on some members of the '''mod team''', and the wish to keep him was especially felt at the top. As his final act as '''President''', '''Walter''' opened a vote to allow for the permanent addition of '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' to the server's '''mod team'''. Minutes before the presidential vote ended, '''LarKc''' was given moderating perms after a 6-0 vote, indicating support from a majority of the other '''moderators'''. The results were about to be opened to the public.


Signs of distress were visible in some of '''Bufner's''' messages, yet the mods carried on.
==== Results ====


On December 20, '''Bufner''' left the server and hasn't been contacted by any '''Moederator''' since.  
The '''#🎫-voting-booth''' closes. The results are revealed. '''Flaming Testicle (left)''' wins the race, with a staggering 30% of the vote. A surprising and stunning victory, the joke candidate is widely believed to have won because of the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> vote transferring to the <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b> camp after '''Dainis''''s disqualification. The <b style="color:#CC66FF">HWC</b> achieved a total of 9 votes between '''Barley''' and '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''', although a combined total that is slightly more than that of '''Testicle''', unable to form a majority on their own. '''Xertun''''s strong debate performance once again translated into a strong showing, achieving 6 votes. Coalition building was soon to ensue.


=== The Departure of Max ===
=== The Testicle-Barley Government ===
[[File:Maxlore1.png|left|thumb|342x342px|'''Max5923''' announces the creation of the givable '''moederator''' role, as he was the only one able to give out mod permissions at the time. Having an inactive user in charge of a duty like this clearly couldn't work out in the long run.]]
[[File:TesticleSBservericon.png|thumb|174x174px|The server icon painted in celebration of '''Testicle'''<nowiki/>'s and '''Barley'''<nowiki/>'s presidential victory.]]
'''Max5923''' was present at the very beginning of the server, having been its creator and main coordinator during the '''r/place conquest'''. It may sound unusual then, that his presence was barely felt by the other members of the server.
Sworn in on the night of July 14, 2024, after a long and confusing debate over who would be Vice-President, where absolutely no one knew what was going on, it was decided that '''Barley''' would serve alongside '''Flaming Testicle (left)''', proclaimed the second SwagBallian president. Although the pair possessed slightly less than 50% of the server's support, as necessitated by '''the Constitution''',<ref group="note"> '''2.3. THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT:''' The office of the president is composed of two democratically elected members; the president and the vice president. '''The user with the highest percentage of the vote is president. The president and the vice president must represent a combined total of at least 50% of the vote.'''</ref> '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''', recently modded, ceded his support to '''Barley''', allowing for power to be transferred to the pair.
[[File:SFPPmanifesto.jpg|left|thumb|172x172px|The recovered manifesto of the <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b>.]]
Trouble immediately arose as it was soon realized that '''Flaming Testicle (left)''', although having won the election by huge margins, did not actually possess any political platform to speak of. The <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b> manifesto was seemingly non-existent, having vanished into thin air. Thrown into office by a faction of disaffected <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> voters after '''Dainis''''s disqualification, the people demanded change. But how could any proposal be implemented if no proposal was to be found?


'''Max5923''' was rarely online, and being the owner of the server, was the only '''Moederator''' who could grant other users mod permissions. This proved incredibly impractical.
Thankfully, the <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b> manifesto was soon recovered by '''Banarnar''', a crumpled up, crudely written-on piece of paper lying in the trash can, outlining all of the president's proposals in detail. The proposals of the '''President''' and '''Vice-President''', and their current status, have been outlined below.


To combat this issue, a special role, meant to grant a measure of power to the new mods, was created. This only served to complicate things, as it meant some of the mods would have the original role, and some would have the new role.
In light of the results of the September Senate Elections, there have been calls for the '''President''' to resign, owing to his lack of ambition and vision in light of the greater perceived threat of the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>, pushed to its limits after '''#🏛-the-senate''' was made functionally useless after '''girard'''<nowiki/>'s victory.
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Legislative Achievements
! style=width:50em | Campaign Promises
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
| '''girard''' but everywhere
| style="text-align:center" | July 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
|-
| Total <s>stuckie</s> '''Chauka''' death
| style="text-align:center" | November 17th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | '''Chauka''' becomes Vice-President
|-
| Draw my peters
| style="text-align:center" | July 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Peter Drawn
|-
| bring back tourist trips to '''the pit''' for like <s>500k</s> <s>1 gazillion</s> 15 million
| style="text-align:center" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
|-
| Encouraging community involvement in organizing the '''Album Exchange'''.
| style="text-align:center" | October 12th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Goal Accomplished, kinda, if you <br> squint your eyes a little bit<ref> Although the Album Exchange is still mod-run, regular movie nights are being held with community involvement.</ref>
|-
| Opening of the '''#❗❗-actual-announcements''' channel that only '''mods''' have access to, in order to avoid clutter.
| style="text-align:center" | July 17th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
|-
| The opening of a '''#girardian-order''' channel to standardize '''girardian''' religion.
| style="text-align:center" | September 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | '''girard''' wins '''#🏛-the-senate'''. <br> His Word is Now Law.
|-
| The implementation of a new rule to treat certain forms of seriousposting outside of serious channels as a 2nd-degree offense. <ref group="note"> Originally an abandoned policy of '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''', the '''mod team''' had only later come to see the wisdom in it. '''President Testicle''' supported the rules change. </ref>
| style="text-align:center" | September 18th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
|}


Having two roles of different colors made the server look uglier than it ought to and generally made things more confusing then they needed to be.
==== Senate Election ====


With the '''Bufner incident''' in full swing, it was clear that this state of affairs could not last.
{| class=" infobox" style="width:400px;"
|+The July 2024 SwagBalls Senate Election
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''July 20-21, 2024'''
|-
|style="text-align:left;"| ←[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki#The_March_Elections|May 2024]]<ref group="note"> Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not '''Walter''''s user page </ref>
|
|style="text-align:right;"| September 2024→
|-
|colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| 3 votes allowed per voter <br> 3 candidates with the most votes win
|-


Having been active so little, and planning on taking a break from social media anyways, '''Max5923''' decided to step down as Lead '''Moederator'''. Although he remained in the server as a mostly inactive member, on December 17 '''Max5923''' abdicated as '''Owner''' and granted full ownership of the server to '''Mr. Sex'''. As one final action before giving away ownership, another role, named '''moewner''', was created, meant to be given to the most trusted members of the mod team. While the ownership of the server could not be shared between multiple members, '''Max5923''' wished to distribute the power among the '''moederators''', ultimately granting the role to '''koonsbmw''', '''Walter''' and the aforementioned '''Mr. Sex'''.
|-
|'''Turnout'''  
|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]77.8% of registered voters <ref group="note"> Representing 1.71% of the total population. </ref>
|-
| || [[File:XertunposterPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]] ||[[File:CharterMidtermElections.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
| '''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Xertunposter'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Charter'''
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Independent'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''New Shartyist Party'''
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''12'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''11'''
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| '''42.8%''' [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| '''39.2%''' [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:KoknesePFPelection2.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:ChaukaPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Dainis'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Chauka
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''None of the Above'''<br>'''New Shartyist Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Nova SP
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''11'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 10
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''39.2%''' [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 35.7% [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:BorisChicoPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:MrAsexPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Boris Chico
|style="text-align:center;"| Mr. Asex
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| The Communist Party <br> of Swagcord
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 10
|style="text-align:center;"| 8
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 35.7% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 28.6% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:SovietOnionPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:ScootPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| The Soviet Onion
|style="text-align:center;"| Scoot
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| New Sharty Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 4
|style="text-align:center;"| 3
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 14.3% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 10.7% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:SwagMessiah3PFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:empressofmadnessPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| SwagMessiah3
|style="text-align:center;"| empressofmadness
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 3.5% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 3.5% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
| colspan = 2 | [[File:Anonymous emblem.svg|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | @no-one
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | Anarchist Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | 10
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | 35.7% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| <br> '''Composition of the 2nd SwagBallian Congress'''
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| [[File:SwagBalls2ndCongress.png|400x254px]]
|-
| colspan = 3 |'''Political groups:''' <br>
* <b style="color:#b20040">New Sharty Coalition</b> (2) <br>
** <b style="color:#b20040">New Sharty Party</b> (1)
** <b style="color:#d22070">None of the Above</b> (1)
* '''Independent''' (1)
|}


After the change in ownership was finalized, the '''moewner''' role went beyond its intended purpose, and was given to other mods, most notably, '''Gladiux''' and his partner in crime, '''Gio'''. Although it seemed like a harmless idea at the time, this shift in power established a hierarchy in the mod team, giving full permissions (and disproportionate powe) to a select few. Once the '''moewner''' role was given to someone, it could not be removed without the direct involvement of the '''Owner'''. This essentially cemented the power of '''Gladiux''' and '''Gio'''.<ref>As much as you can call Discord modding perms "power", that is.</ref>
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Votes of the 2nd Congress
! Legislative proposal
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
| Making a server theme centered around the '''Singing Roblox Chicken Nugget''' meme.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| Making '''Barley''' a server admin.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending
|-
| A motion formally distrusting former '''Vice-President LarKcuavian'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0
|-
| A motion in favor of '''Xertun''''s immediate and permanent execution.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed <br> <ref group="note"> '''Xertun''' was the one who brought the bill forward. Almost immediately after it, he took out a revolver and chambered a single bullet in it, proceeding to play a game of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian%20roulette Russian roulette] on '''#🏛-the-senate''' floor. He died on the fifth trigger pull. He rejoined the server immediately after. </ref>
|-
| A motion formally distrusting '''Xertun'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Saying hi to '''Xertun'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The addition of a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian%20roulette Russian roulette] game to the '''SwagBalls''' bot that bans you instead of kicking you.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed
|-
| The full legalization of corruption.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law <br> <ref group = "note">The mod team states this to be a vague and unclear law the only purpose of which seemingly is to allow buying votes in democratic elections.</ref>
|-
| Establishing the '''Revolutionary Heaven Mandate''' award, to be given out to server users in three tiers.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 22nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Amended <br> Signed into Law <ref group="note"> Renamed to '''Durst Medal of Honor'''. Designs changed from pro-'''Revolutionary''' symbolism into trollgoldens. </ref>
|-
| Making any invited Latvian politician the temporary acting president in the event of them joining the server.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 22nd, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending <br> <ref group="note"> Although e-mails were sent, it is unlikely that elected government politicians will respond to calls to join a shitposting discord server. </ref>
|-
| hallo
| style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| Having a '''Klaus Schwab''' server theme in August.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Vetoed <ref group="note"> In order to avoid a negative outside perception of the server, a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House%20(TV%20series) House M.D.] theme was chosen instead. </ref>
|-
| Preventing former '''Senators''' from typing in '''#🏛-the-senate'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-2
|-
| Allowing former '''Senators''' to send messages in '''#❗-announcements'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Creating a new '''ping role''' for '''#-❓-question-of-the-day''' to reduce unnecessary pings.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 1st, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| colspan = 3 style="background:#eeeeee; text-align:center" | On August 3, Senator '''Dainis''' shoots himself with a revolver on '''#🏛-the-senate''' floor. <br> '''@no-one''' is appointed to replace him.
|-
| Introducing a temporary, one-week ban from the '''meme channel''' for those who receive 20 '''coals''' or more on a single post.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 5th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|-
| Creating a dedicated '''Connect 4''' channel above '''#🚜-main-chat'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 8th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|-
| colspan = 3 style="background:#eeeeee; text-align:center" | Senator '''Dainis''' returns from the dead, and resumes duty.
|-
| Hanging all [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White%20people crackers].
| style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| Giving former Vice-President '''LarKcuavian''' a poop-colored <ref group="note">The '''SwagBallian''' population remained evenly split over the definition of the color, with equal portions of the populations claiming both "poo brown" and "royal purple".</ref> role, overriding the color of his former Vice-Presidential one.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1 <ref group ="note"> Though for a brief moment it was believed that the bill had passed 2-1, it was later discovered that '''Dainis''' didn't vote, making the law null and void. </ref>
|-
| Building an electrified railway from '''#🚜-main-chat''' to '''#😲-soyjaks-anonymous'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> <b style="color:#cc0000;> $123M Over Budget </b>
|-
| Creating a formal court system, with trials held in [https://objection.lol/ objection.lol].
| style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Pending
|-
| Giving former Vice-President '''LarKcuavian''' a poop-colored role, overriding the color of his former Vice-Presidential one.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 10th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0 <ref group ="note"> In an incredible twist, it was '''Charter''' who didn't vote this time, once again making the bill fail to pass. </ref>
|-
| Killing 7 billion people.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 11th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Project Underway
|-
| The creation of a '''#coal-mine''' channel.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 11th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law <br> Overturned by Court
|-
| Liquidating '''Barley Trains Inc.'''
| style="text-align:center;" | August 17th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0 <ref group="note">Even if passed, Barley Trains Inc., being a private company, could not be legally liquidated by the state.</ref>
|-
| Withdrawing distrust from '''Xertun'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 18th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Making ''"God, Bless SwagBalls"'' the official server anthem.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 2nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
! Proposed Constitutional Amendments
! Actions
! Current Status
|-
| rowspan=3 | Amending the Constitution to allow for '''#🏛-the-senate''' to classify server members as foreign agents.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 22nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed the Senate <br> 2-0
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | July 29th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | 22.2% in favor <br> Failed
|-
| colspan=2 style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Amendment Failed
|-
| rowspan=3 | Amending the Constitution to make '''Senators''' immune from being thrown into '''the Pit''' for second- and third-degree offenses without the approval of '''#🏛-the-senate'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed the Senate <br> 2-1
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | July 29th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | 16.7% in favor <br> Failed
|-
| colspan=2 style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Amendment Failed
|-
| rowspan=3 | Amending the Constitution with the following text:
The '''moderation team''' is not allowed to kick or permanently '''pit''' a person without hosting a trial, and the defendant is to be placed in '''#the-pit''' temporarily until a verdict is reached.  
All citizens of SwagCord possess certain unalienable rights, barring:
*accounts younger than 2 weeks
*known alt accounts
*scam bots or otherwise malicious accounts not covered by first degree offenses
*participants of any raid on the server 
First-degree offenders will not be given a trial due to the nature of first-degree rule breaking not needing one.
The trial is to be attended by the defendant, one or more representatives of the moderation team, and an impartial jury to ensure a fair verdict, as well as witness(es) of the offense committed if necessary.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 18th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed the Senate <br> 2-0
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | September 2nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | 77.2% in favor <br> Passed
|-
| colspan=2 style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Amendment Ratified
|-
|}


Having left the position of '''Owner''', '''Max5923''' diminished his already meager presence on the server, posting a handful of messages every few weeks before fading into obscurity. Although nothing has been heard from '''Max5923''' in months, his influence in the growth of the '''MoeLester''' mythos should not be understated. An incredible group of people got together and remain together a full year later. While we don't see you anymore, on behalf of the entire mod team I thank you for creating this server.
==== Midterm Elections ====


Godspeed, '''Max5923'''.
{| class=" infobox" style="width:400px;"
|+The September 2024 SwagBalls Senate Election
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''September 14, 2024'''
|-
|style="text-align:left;"| ←[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki#Senate_Election|July 2024]]<ref group="note"> Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not '''Walter''''s user page </ref>
|
|style="text-align:right;"| November 2024→
|-
|colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| 3 votes allowed per voter <br> 3 candidates with the most votes win
|-


=== An Odd Fellow ===
|-
|'''Turnout'''
|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]96.6% of registered voters <ref group="note"> Representing 1.65% of the total population. </ref>
|-
| || [[File:XertunposterPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]] ||[[File:girardPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
| '''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Xertunposter'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''girard'''
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Independent'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Anarchist Party'''
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''13'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''13'''
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| '''46.4%''' [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| '''46.4%''' [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:KoknesePFPelection3.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:ChaukaPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Dainis
|style="text-align:center;"| Chauka
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| None of the Above <br> New Sharty Party
|style="text-align:center;"| Nova SP
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 11
|style="text-align:center;"| 11
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 39.3% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 39.3% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:BorisChicoPFPelectionNovaSP.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:JimmyPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Boris Chico
|style="text-align:center;"| Jimmy
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| NovaSP
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 9
|style="text-align:center;"| 8
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 32.1% [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 28.6% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:SovietOnionPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:JohnPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| The Soviet Onion
|style="text-align:center;"| John
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 6
|style="text-align:center;"| 5
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 21.4% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 17.9% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
| colspan = 2 | [[File:LarKcPFPelection2.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian'''
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | YaKcubian Ape Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | 4
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | 14.3% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| <br> '''Composition of the 3rd SwagBallian Congress'''
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| [[File:SwagBalls3rdCongress.png|400x254px]]
|-
| colspan = 3 |'''Political groups:''' <br>
* <b style="color:#6c41bb">A</b><b style="color:#000000">n</b><b style="color:#6c41bb">a</b><b style="color:#000000">r</b><b style="color:#6c41bb">c</b><b style="color:#000000">h</b><b style="color:#6c41bb">y</b> (2) <br>
** <b style="color:#6c41bb">girard</b> (1)
** <b style="color:#000000">@no-one</b> (1)
* '''Independent''' (1)
|}


[[File:KittenStomper6617Reveal.png|249x249px|thumb|left|The message containing the grand reveal. Notice the red ban message implying that the user was KittenStomper6617.]]
The September 2024 Senate Election season was from the beginning mired in controversy. Senator '''Charter''' (<b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>) was '''pitted''' by the mod team at the very start of the new election cycle. This coincided with the newly ratified First Amendment to '''#📜-the-constitution''', which guaranteed due process to all citizens of '''SwagCord''', making '''Charter''' the first to be tried under the new system, for the first time, by the jury of one's peers. Although it is believed that the prospects of the new, more transparent process helped quell any potential outbursts, due to scheduling, his trial was set only after the election had concluded. '''Charter''', however, declined to run.
[[File:KittenStomper6617Reveal3.png|300x300px|thumb|right|Reality starts to settle in.]]
[[File:NovaSP poster.png|left|thumb|248x248px|An example of an anti-<b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> poster produced by <b style="color:#fb04cc">NovaSP</b>. This specific poster was created by '''Chauka'''.]]
[[File:KittenStomper6617Reveal2.png|238x238px|thumb|left|The realization hits.]]
The rising '''Chauka'''-led <b style="color:#fb04cc">NovaSP</b> party had been among the ruling <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b><nowiki/>'s strongest opposition. Although exercising no power in '''#🏛-the-senate''', '''Chauka''', being a former senator, retained access there. However, most of the campaigning came in the form of the many propaganda posters produced mostly by '''Boris Chico''', who had been recruited from the ranks of the allied <b style="color:#0f9ed5">CPoS</b>). The party's campaigning began as early as August, weeks before the elections were called, against the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b><nowiki/>'s corruption and perceived authoritarianism.
[[File:KittenStomperReveal4.png|295x295px|thumb|Joy.]]


On December 17, a new user joined the server. This was not an uncommon occurrence and their presence barely noticed by the '''moederators'''. After posting a few messages in furry-speak, this user seemingly recognized '''koonsbmw''' as the furry moderator of the 69MoeLester420 subreddit.  
The <b style="color:#6c41bb">Anarchist</b> <b style="color:#000000">Party</b>, taking note of its rising popularity, ran '''girard''' as their candidate. The electorate proved highly receptive as the proposition was announced. Although still formally the party leader, '''@no-one''', feeling sick in the past weeks, decided to allow '''girard''' to take center stage, and run as the party's main candidate.


The user was silent for a while before starting to once again engage in conversations on December 31. The user showed an interest in the '''Moederators''', first striking up a conversation with '''Mr. Sex''', before going on to greet '''Walter'''. The user professed love to these two, as though they were old friends and not strangers.  
The debate produced a strong showing from many candidates, especially independents, however, the election remained a likely match between the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> and <b style="color:#fb04cc">NovaSP</b>. '''Dainis''' was interrupted several times by '''Ballistyx''', who ran onto the stage to call him a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism fascist] before leaving. The debate's live flash-polling showed great support for the interrupter, who received a high number of gem-reacts after each post. The '''#🎫-voting-booth''' opened soon after. Due to an uncharacteristically large surge of voters, almost all ballots were filled within four hours, and elections were called early. The mod team had been tracking the results for the past few hours, and yet the results remained equally as shocking. '''Xertun''', tied in first place with '''girard''' of the <b style="color:#6c41bb">Anarchist</b> <b style="color:#000000">Party</b>. Due to the rules surrounding <b style="color:#6c41bb">Anarchist</b><b style="color:#000000"></b> candidates, first proposed during the '''Walter-LarKcuavian administration''', an <b style="color:#6c41bb">Anarchist</b><b style="color:#000000"></b> victory fills '''#🏛-the-senate''' with empty seats.


Although the user was quiet for the most part, they radiated a wholesome energy that was much appreciated. Such behavior is unusual in shitposting servers and it was a nice break from the usual negativity and poisonous irony that permeates such places. This user was much better company than most of the new server members.  
The results firmly showed a new composition of '''#🏛-the-senate''', where '''Xertun''' and '''girard''' would be the only members. The members of the <b style="color:#fb04cc">NovaSP</b> opposition took to the streets to protest the results of the election. A movement in support of the '''President''' resigning has even gained support of the '''President''' himself.<ref group="note">After '''Chauka''' promised to draw him two Peters.</ref> As the mods were tracking the count, several instances of huge swings in support of certain candidates were noticed. Although '''girard''' held a lead during the early hours of the election, a massive chunk of his support was soon lost, before suddenly coming back in the final minutes before closing. The <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> candidate, '''Dainis''', would go on to taunt the '''mod team''', claiming that certain members of it are easily corrupted, however, the claims have been deemed dubious. The <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>-led campaign of unfair tactical voting was deemed "successfully unsuccessful" by the parent company [[69SwagBalls420/War Room Association|War Room Association]] due to Charter not participating in elections, so they've used the reserve plan to bring down Nova with themselves by voting in candidates that would establish a kakistocracy.


The conversations on the server continued unchanged for a time. The fact that the user cared so much about the '''moederators''' was strange as most Reddit users don't give a swag who their moderators are. Even so, it wasn't weird enough to stick in the minds of the '''moederators'''.
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Votes of the 3rd Congress
! Legislative proposal
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
| Giving '''Xertun''' a big, nice, queen-sized mattress.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Killing one random '''greenie''', as chosen by /roulette.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Showering the server in holy blessings.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Liquifying '''Barley'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 16th, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending
|-
| Replacing the server mascot with '''Ballistyx''''s cat.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 17th, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending
|-
| Giving '''@everyone''' a nice, big hug.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 18th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Forcing everyone to post a funny meme in the '''memes channel'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| A motion for '''girard''' to read a book with '''Xertun'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|-
| A motion for '''Xertun''' to order a nice jumper from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon%20(company) Amazon].
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| A law legally defining [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Payphone payphones]. <ref group="note"> Despite the bill passing, payphones were never legally defined beyond '''girard''''s original message: ''"what did i only vote in stead of trains are legally obligated to post a law defining payphones as well since you're allowed to force egerybody to soyjaks anonymous barely works and kill 7 billion people"'' </ref>
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending
|-
| A ban on all [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chair chairs].
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| Buying '''Xertun''' a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanket blanket].
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| Sending '''Xertun''' to the '''#⚖-courtroom'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1 <br> <ref group="note"> With '''Xertun''' being the only other '''Senator''', '''girard''' expected the bill to fail, and only proposed it to show that '''Xertun''' was a '''triggered snowflake.'''</ref> <ref> [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1241499601450827897/1286324650540011550 '''girard''' (September 19, 2024): "and i dont get offended snowflake". <br> '''Xertun''': "imb not a snowflake honeybuns". <br> '''girard''': "the courtroom but to". <br> '''Walter''': "he's sending your ass to JAIL". <br> '''Xertun''': "'''@girard''' i motion to NOT have to maker me go to jail". <br> '''girard''': "thank you get offended snowflake".]  ''69SwagBalls420 Cord'' '''#🏛-the-senate''' </ref>
|-
| Making everyone who wants to be one an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial%20life alien].
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Making today the 21st of September.
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| Making '''SwagCord''' more colorful.  
| style="text-align:center;" | September 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending <br> <ref group ="note"> Interpreted as creating more cosmetic roles. </ref>
|-
| Creating a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarabaeidae scarab] themed channel.
| style="text-align:center;" | October 2nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Later repurposed for gambling by Girards order
|-
|hi
|October 21st, 2024
|style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending
|}


On January 3 '''Mr. Sex''' shared the news of yet another KittenStomper6617 alt account being banned from Reddit.
==== The Second Trial of Charter ====
After a week of tension between '''Charter''' and '''LarKc,''' legal action had been pursued, the main catalyst being an aggresive comment made by '''Charter''' towards administrator '''Decoherence'''. In the span of a few days, and indictment was made and a date for the trial was finally decided upon. This would be the first trial to take place after the constitution reform allowed certain rule-breakers or troublemakers to hold a trial in their defense before the moderators take action.


All it took was a single message from the user.
At 20:47 UTC on the 9th of September 2024, chief moderator '''Walter White''' would send out a message to the newly created #⚖️-courtroom channel, where he would go onto to explain the contents of the indictment and encourage the @Jury role to familiarize themselves with said document. This message would also announce that user '''Dainis''' would represent defendant '''Charter'''.


And suddenly, it clicked.
The charges in the indictment can be summarized as such:


The server went wild.
• Posting private messages and inciting a fight


KittenStomper6617 was back.
• Joking about owning child pornography
=== The Swag Alliance===
On January 8, '''r/LesbianInsectBrothel''' was banned from Reddit.<ref>(January 8, 2023). [https://web.archive.org/web/20230108114909/https://www.reddit.com/r/lesbianinsectbrothel/ "r/lesbianinsectbrothel has been banned from Reddit"] ''Reddit''.</ref> A sudden influx of gore videos hit the subreddit. The moderators, inactive accounts that hadn't logged into the website in weeks, took no action. It wasn't long before Reddit admins took matters into their own hands and destroyed the subreddit. The total destruction of such a large shitposting subreddit as a response to a situation no one could have predicted, made the moderators of other shitposting communities reconsider their approach to moderating, with new methods to stop would-be attackers being implemented across the website. '''r/69MoeLester420''' was no exception.


The '''Moederators''', in their eternal wisdom, had already devised a system to deal with the problem the shitposting community was facing. By setting up a moderation queue, every post made by a user not trusted by the mods would be automatically removed, only being shown to others if the mods deemed it worthy of seeing the front page. With the propaganda department hard at work, there was no possibility of failure. All that remained to be done was to implement the queue.
• Making an overly rude remark


And then came a simple message.
The moderators would be the ones to prosecute, though '''Walter''' and '''Decoherence''' would be the only moderators who actually fulfilled this role. With defendant '''Charter''' represented by '''Dainis''', the jury was assigned the @Jury role. The group of users with the @Jury was as follows: '''Chauka''', '''The Soviet Onion''', '''Banarnar''', '''Jumbo Manta''' and '''Luftwaffles'''. The jury would discuss their decisions privately, outside of the #⚖️-courtroom channel. It may be good to note that '''Xertun''', —owner of a partnered server— used his texting permissions to join into the courtroom and lighten up the mood.


[[File:IDGASlore.png|center|frame]]
'''The Day of the Trial'''


The gauntlet was thrown. Our honor had been besmirched and we would not stand for it. This despicable action, committed by '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''', was unforgivable. To steal from ''us'', the proud nation of '''MoeLester''', the thought of it disgusted us all.
After much rescheduling, the trial was moved to the 16th of September 2024, 19:30 UTC. At the agreed time, the trial begin with '''Decoherence''' criticizing '''Dainis''' for being 3 minutes late, then the trial begun.


First, the image dumps, an incredible idea retroactively started and popularized by our great and honorable leader was stolen and repurposed as cheap entertainment for the masses of '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG'''.
A brief summary of the charges was provided before the defence proceeded. After some banter, the defence had agreed upon their response to the first of the charges. '''Dainis''' states that there was no foul play in count one, as '''Mr. Asex''', who shared screenshots of direct messages with '''LarKcuavian''', did so in a public server. The defence also remarks that '''Mr. Asex''' did remark that '''LarKcuavian'''<nowiki/>'s action were one of the reasons he had left the server, which made '''Charter''' feel morally responsible to share it with the server. '''Decoherence''' responded by showing off a screenshot where '''Mr. Asex''' states that while he had mentioned the issues outside the server, it was '''Charter''' who asked for the screenshot, and '''Mr. Asex''' never meant to cause any trouble. The first charges ended with it being clear that '''Charter''' had a right to share these images, but the mod team deems it an unnecesary escalation of conflict. After a 5 minute break where '''Walter''' went to grab some snacks and defendant '''Charter''' had cuddled his kitty, the first charge proceeded. The opening act was over; '''Dainis''' had uncovered the so-called "''Operation United Russia''". The first of two video files uploaded to the courtroom showed a 31 second exposé on the moderation team's actions. The video showcases the RVR ER2 train bot, added to the server by '''Dainis'''<nowiki/>' request during his time in senate. The bot, designed by '''Dainis''' himself, had been relaying messages from the moderators' private channel onto an unknown server. The messages had mainly showcased administrator '''Decoherence''' repeatedly calling for the banning of '''Charter'''. '''Decoherence''' later admitted he was teaching '''Girard''' to hate '''Charter''', showinv off the missing context of the bot's messages. Truly, the courtroom was shocked and tried to interrogate '''Dainis''' on how he got hold of these messages, '''Dainis''' simply responds with "It's pretty self explanatory". '''Walter''' points out '''Dainis'''<nowiki/>' bot counts as malware, making it a direct violation of the rules of the server– and not only that, he points out his actions are in direct violation of European international law and the GDPR. <ref group="note">https://gdpr-info.eu/art-5-gdpr/</ref> The controversy was set aside to be unpacked after the third charge was addressed. For now, the court moves on.


Now this. The greed of '''IDGAS''' knew no end.
The court proceeds with count two. '''Charter''' expressed confusion as to why this was a charge, he argued he had attempted to shut down the situation so it wouldn't escalate. '''Walter''' condemns '''Charter'''<nowiki/>'s actions, since he believes the argument was incited by him and his attempt to end it only aggravated things. '''Charter''' explains he only gave his honest opinion about '''LarKc''', who he criticized at the inception of the argument. '''Dainis''' argued the pedophile joke was in all honesty a fairly common occurence within server banter, and this time it was blown out of proportion due to bias against his client. He also defends '''Charter'''<nowiki/>'s point that '''LarKc''' is very often favored and coddled by the mod team. After '''Dainis'''<nowiki/>' statement '''Walter''' announces the prosecution would like to move onto the third count.


We were left with a single option. War.
The defense discusses their options, mulling over the use of "''The big boy''". Notably, president '''Testicle (left)''' comes to watch the trial from afar. '''Charter''' starts off once again vanishing the idea that this count is valid. He explains that the words he used fall under the category of "kill yourself" jokes, which had been allowed in the rule for a long time by then. The prosecution takes the angle of hypocrisy; they claimed what '''Charter''' had done was far beyond what '''Larkc''' had ever done to him. The count is dismissed due to irrelevancy.  


However, a question remained. How did the plan fall into the hands of the enemy?
It's time for a closing statement, but the defence still has something to say. They post a screenshot of the '''u/Mr2112''' Reddit account, the same name as '''LarKcuavian'''<nowiki/>'s Discord account. '''LarKc''' claims the account is not his own. After much discussion, it's contents (Most notably a "Neon Genesis Evangelion pregnancy post") are deemed irrelevant by the prosecution and general public. '''Charter''' is aghast but moves onto his closing statement.


We had a mole within our ranks, an imposter among us - someone we trusted dearly held no allegiance to our flag.
'''The End of the Trial'''


It was '''Norman the Mormon'''. Of course that bastard did it. It all made perfect sense. A true '''Swag Giver''' surely would have confessed their misdeed right away, yet '''Norman''' remained a tough nut to crack. It was obvious where his heart was.
For his closing statement, defendant '''Charter''' states he's already made his peace with '''LarKcuavian''', and he was ready to be past this. He states that he's never to been open to making his peace with '''LarKc''', but mods like '''Decoherence''' have done nothing but portray him as someone actively looking to cause drama when he had already moved in. '''Charter''' declares his actions have no grounds for a ban, and the only reason he ever was is because of the unnecesary scrutiny that biased mods put him under.  


It was of no surprise then that this information reached the ears of the leader of '''Swag Nation''', '''Meme_Alt_Account'''. Within the hour, they joined the server. Soon enough, '''Lin''', representing '''IkeaFreshBalls''', joined the server as well.
After the jury and prosecution make their decisions, '''Charter''' walks a free man. His lawyer '''Dainis''' however, is thrown into '''the pit''' and subsequently banned from the server indefinitely for his actions.


{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center;"
== The November Election ==
! style="color:red" | <big>ATTENTION!</big>
{| class="infobox" style="width:400px;"
|+The November 2024 SwagBalls Election
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''November 16-17, 2024'''
|-
|style="text-align:left"| ←[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki#The_July_Elections|July 2024]]<ref group="editor's note"> Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not '''Walter''''s user page </ref>
|
|style="text-align:right"|
|-
|colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| Plurality of votes needed to win
|-
|'''Turnout'''
|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 93.1% of registered voters <ref group=note> Representing 1.55% of the total population. </ref>
|-
| ||[[File:BorisChicoPFPelectionNovaSP.png|150px|center]] ||[[File:ChaukaPFPelection.png|150px|center]]
|-
| '''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Boris Chico'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Chauka'''
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Nova SP'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Nova SP'''
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"|
| style="text-align:center;"|
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''8'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''5''' <br> <ref group="note"> With support for vice-presidency from '''Ballistyx'''. </ref>
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] '''29.6%'''
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] '''18.5%'''
|-
| || [[File:BallistyxPFPelection2.png|150px|center]] || [[File:XertunposterPFPelections.png|150px|center]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Ballistyx
|style="text-align:center;"| Xertun
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| People's Republican Party of Swagcord
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"|
| style="text-align:center;"| idk <br> placeholder <br> placeholder
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 4
|style="text-align:center;"| 4
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] 14.8%
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] 14.8%
|-
| || [[File:PierrePFPelection.png|150px|center]] ||[[File:FlamingTesticleElection.png|150px|center]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Pierre
|style="text-align:center;"| Flaming Testicle (left)
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| Swagstuck Funny Peter Party
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"|
| style="text-align:center;"|
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 2
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] 7.4%
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] 3.7%
|-
| || [[File:AdamPFPelection.png|150px|center]] ||[[File:LarKcPFPelection2.png|150px|center]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Adam
|style="text-align:center;"| Shitmaster LarKcuavian
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Olive Branch Movement
|style="text-align:center;"| Neoyakubian Ecclestical Party
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| style="text-align:center;"|
| style="text-align:center;"|
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|-
|'''Percentage
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] 3.7%
|style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] 3.7%
|-
|
|colspan = 2 | [[File:LuftwafflesPFPelection.png|150px|center]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| Luftwaffles
|-
|'''Party'''
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| Anarchist Party
|-
|'''Ideology'''
| colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| Abolish Government <br> Text
|-
|'''Votes'''
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| 1
|-
|'''Percentage
|colspan = 2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] 3.7%
|-
|-
| This section has been flagged by the '''A'''utomatic '''M'''oderating '''O'''verseer '''G'''ranted '''U'''nlimited '''S'''upervision as ''revisionist propaganda''. Do not trust what has been written in the section above. '''69MoeLester420''' has never and will never be a safe haven for Swag Givers. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying. Do not trust any evidence provided to the contrary as it has all been fabricated by ''the enemy''. Swag Nation and '''69MoeLester420''' have stood together as allies since time immemorial (January 8, 2023). '''Lin''' and '''Meme_Alt_Account''' have both served as great allies to our cause.
<sub>Glory to '''Moe Lester''' and the '''Moederators'''! Long live '''Swag Nation'''!</sub>
|}
|}


===The Return of Moe===
==== Background ====
January 8 was an important day for the shitposting community. The shutdown of '''r/LesbianInsectBrothel''' echoed across the landscape and from its ashes rose new partnerships and approaches to moderation meant to stop such an event from happening again. As discussed previously, '''69MoeLester420''' was an active participant in the restructuring that occurred after the shutdown.  But nothing could prepare the people of the server for what transpired next.
==== Debate ====
==== Results ====


The absence of '''Moe''' throughout the history of the server may seem odd to outsiders. Why dedicate a server to a person who isn't even there to see it? While others would have given up, and, as '''Gladiux''' once suggested, repurpose the server and abandon the '''MoeLester''' name, the people of '''69MoeLester420''' persevered, knowing that one day their prayers would be answered, and the One would grace them with his presence.
==Rules==


It was on this fateful day, January 8, at precisely 8:40 PM, UTC±00:00, that it finally happened.
=== Old Rules ===
The rules of '''SwagBalls''' were originally posted by '''Meme Alt''' on February 22nd, 2022, with additional rules being added at later dates. The no bigotry rules were strengthened as a variety of slurs were banned in all contexts, removed automatically by the '''AutoModerator'''. On May 15th, 2023, '''Walter''' clarified the list of words banned under the rules, as well as their respective punishments.


'''Bazinga''', better known by his reddit username of '''69MoeLester420''' joined the server.
The old rules of '''SwagBalls''' were as follows:[[File:SwagBalls banner June 2023.webp|thumb|The server's banner since June 2023.]]
#No racism.
#No homophobia or LGBTQ+ related phobi<nowiki/>a.
#No spam.
#No suspicious links, files, malware.
#No gore/NSFL/Violent videos (videos/pictures/gifs of real death, injuries, violence etc. This includes humans and animals)
#No sexism.
#No disrespecting others.
#Please try to post the right content in the appropriate channels. I will not be too harsh on enforcing this but keep that in mind.
#If you want truly serious discussion without jokes or memes go to ''#serious-discussion''
# DO NOT be inappropriate with people under the age of 18.
#There will absolutely be no discussion or talk of Femboys. Nor will there be any sharing of content including femboys. This includes but is not limited to videos, memes, pictures, copypastas etc...
##Amendment to 11: Boykisser falls under this and is banned.
#If you somehow have permission to. Do not ping @ everyone OR @ any role without permission from the server owner.
#Do not post any sexual content such as porn.
#No horny talk, no horny memes, no horny jokes on this server.  It is cringe and inappropriate. I do not care if you think its a joke, do not do it.
##Amendment to rule 14: don't talk about gooning or edging.
#Absolutely no doxxing for any reason. Not even yourself.
#There will be absolutely no venting on this server anywhere. ''⁠#serious-discussion'' will only be for discussions.
#The main language of this server is English. So please, only speak in english.
#Do not share pirated material.
#Absolutely no political discussions at all. You will be warned first. If you continue then you will be muted.
#If someone genuinely tells you that your jokes make them uncomfortable, no matter how ironic, you should stop making them immediately.
#You are not allowed to advertise discord servers


With both '''KittenStomper6617''' and '''Moe''' present in the server, '''69MoeLester420''' was at its highest point yet. new heights of activity were reached and a widespread celebration was held, for our Savior was finally here!
It should be noted that '''Rule 16''' was not enforced at all, and ''discussion'' of piracy did not violate '''Rule 18'''.


===The Story of Sam and Kae===
=== New Criminal Code ===
On March 2, 2024, as part of the '''1984 Chud Crackdown''', the old rules were rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, and were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the '''moderators''' (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March 4, 2024, with offenses separated into three degrees of severity, the new rules, crafted by '''Decoherence,''' read as follows:


On January 10, '''Samarm132''' joined the server. At the time he appeared to be a common subreddit member. Although his name remained unknown, he had been discussed previously on the server, or rather, a post of his on '''r/ihaveihaveihavereddit''', was discussed, with '''Gladiux''' commenting on the declining quality of that subreddit.
==== --- FIRST DEGREE OFFENSES --- ====
[[File:SamForeshadowing.png|left|thumb|366x366px|A discussion of one of '''Sam'''<nowiki/>'s posts, a few weeks before he decided to join the server. At the time it was an insignificant event. Later it would become a prime example of divine irony, given the moderator that had started the discussion, '''Gladiux'''.]]
A first degree offense will be met with an instant ban.  
[[File:360 monitor.png|thumb|The curved computer monitor belonging to one Samarm132. It is so wide that it forms a semicircle around the user, who, even with a complete turn of the head, will not be able to see both ends of it in a single glance. To those without functioning eyes, I feel deeply sorry for you, as you will never see something so indescribably comical that it prompted me to place it in a tangentially related wiki article.]]


Soon it came to be known that '''Sam''', as he will be referred to for the rest of the article, was not a complete stranger, as he revealed that he knew '''Berkabitz''', a Reddit user that we jokingly suggested was in a relationship with '''Moe''' due to the unusual number of messages the pair exchanged.
'''1.1.''' '''BIGOTRY.''' Posting bigoted content is a first degree offense.  


This will become more relevant to our story as it nears its end. But in the beginning it did not matter much. '''Sam''' was quickly determined to be annoying by the '''Moederators'''. Nevertheless, he chose to stay on the server.
'''1.2.''' '''MALWARE.''' Posting malware is a first degree offense.  


On January 16, '''Berkabitz''', who will henceforth be referred to as '''Kae''', joined the server.
'''1.3.''' '''GORE.''' Posting IRL gore or shock content without a warning is a first degree offense.  


On the same day, '''Sam''' revealed his computer monitor. This detail is not relevant to the story in any way. I just wanted to show that thing to you. The dimensions of it are absolutely comical. The more you look, the sillier it gets. The monitor is wider than the desk it sits on. The two edges of the screen seem to be following COVID-19 guidelines, there is a distance of 6 feet between the items and healthbar when looking at the UI. There is barely any space for the mouse, can you imagine the DPI on that thing? It is absolutely insane in every possible way and it has to be shared with the world.
'''1.4.''' '''PORN.''' Posting porn is a first degree offense.  


The server became more active than it had ever been before as '''Kae''' and '''Sam''' started exchanging messages. With the '''SwagBalls moderators'''<ref>'''Meme_Alt_Account''' and '''Lin'''.</ref> and '''Moe''' remaining active in the following days, the server reached a new level of activity, unparalleled even by the days of '''r/place'''.
'''1.5.''' '''DOXXING.''' Doxxing ANYONE, even yourself, is a first degree offense.


Previously, a few dozen messages were sent a day, which was not terrible for a server this small, but was completely dwarfed by the by the prodigious number of messages sent by '''Sam''' and '''Kae'''. Seeing hundreds of notifications upon opening the server became the norm.
==== -- SECOND DEGREE OFFENSES -- ====
[NOTES FOR THE FUTURE: change Kae's name, ask for any change concerning Sam's pronouns, continue the story until the end of the server, not according to chronological chapters]
A second degree offense will be met with a trip to '''the pit'''. In particularly egregious cases, the mod team may ban the offending user after discussing the case while the user remained pitted.


===The 9GAG conquest===
'''2.1. SPAM.''' Spamming in channels is a second degree offense. Spamming advertisements in channels is a first degree offense.  
[[File:9GAGlore2.png|thumb|334x334px|'''Mr. Sex''' creates an account, the first of many that would be made on this fateful day, when the '''69MoeLester420''' server fell in love with 9GAG.]]
[[File:9GAGlore.png|left|thumb|The absolutely abominable quality of the website was apparent from the very beginning.]]
The name "'''9GAG'''" has long brought fear to the hearts of internet users. Like some sort of infernal time machine that led only to a darker age when rage comics were celebrated unironically and advice animals were considered the peak of comedy.


Frozen in time as the years passed and social media websites rose and fell, '''9GAG''' endured against all odds, avoiding bankruptcy by means known to no wholesome denizen of the 'net.
'''2.2. VIOLENCE.''' Posting videos that contain IRL violence without a spoiler tag or warning is a second degree offense.  


To the rest of the internet, it was where memes went to die, a Reddit alternative that combined the worst aspects of Reddit and Facebook, inferior to these platforms in every way. Yet 9GAG went on. It carved its own niche, one which would turn away most, yet also one where the rage comic artist would find a home.
'''2.3. HARRASSMENT.''' Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team.  


The '''moederators''' would not be scared so easily. On January 17, '''Mr. Sex''' installed '''9GAG'''. He acknowledged he had strayed from the path of the wholesome chungus, and wished to redeem himself through a pilgrimage to the dankest site there is.  
'''2.4. HORNY CONVERSATIONS.''' Thirstposting, thirst comments, or any sexually charged conversation is a second degree offense. This includes posting shock content/porn memes like incredible gassy or gooning. A sexually charged conversation with a minor is a first degree offense.


By God, it was everything we had hoped for and so much more! Every post we saw in that antediluvian place was entirely antithetical to what comedy ought to look like. Simply scrolling through the site drained our will to live. The frightful existence of such a place was so was a mystery unfit for contemplation by a healthy human mind: why would so many people willingly choose to spend their time on 9GAG?
'''2.5. SERIOUSPOSTING.''' Outside of the serious channels, there is expectation of a certain level of irony. While serious conversations may certainly be had, any form of venting is discouraged. Fighting with other users over personal, unironic grievances may constitute a second degree offense.


As members of the server began to make 9GAG accounts, '''Mr. Sex''' made a post on the site, one that went mercifully ignored by most of the site's loathsome inhabitants. It would not be until '''Walter''' made a post<ref>Please do check out the comments, as the post can easily be found by following the link: https://9gag.com/gag/aWGj0j6?ref=android</ref> that the 9GAGGERS noticed the intrusion. A total of 168 downvotes showered the post. The comments section was beyond belief.
==== - THIRD DEGREE OFFENSES - ====
A third degree offense will be met with a /warn. A user who accumulates three warnings will be sent to '''the pit''' and the mod team may discuss banning such a user.


So much vitriol contained in only a few replies, it was stunning to watch, primordial reaction images encrusted with JPEG artifacts that marked them as older than the average reader of this article were exchanged, with a few Reddit-tier comebacks mixed in. Soon the other mods realized they wanted in on the fun. '''Koonsbmw''' created an account, and the conquest truly began.  
'''3.1. NON-ENGLISH CONVERSATIONS.''' Speaking in a language other than English is difficult for the mod team to moderate, and may be met with a mute if kept up for more than a few messages. Talking about other languages is fine. The issue is if you have conversations that other people can't understand.  


Then it happened.  
'''3.2. PIRACY.''' Sharing pirated material is a third degree offense, and the material in question will be deleted.


We were blessed with what may well be the greatest moment in history, one of such majesty that its memory remains preserved in the stickers of '''[[69SwagBalls420]]''' long after the '''69MoeLester420''' server was archived.  
'''3.3. POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS.''' Discussing politics is a third degree offense. For the purposes of this rule, "political" discussions are those in which participants voice opinions about how society ought to progress, or what ought to be done about a socio-economic issue.
[[File:9GAGlore8.png|alt=no emojies you canser|thumb|514x514px|The greatest sentence uttered by a human being since the dawn of time.|left]]
[[File:9GAGlore6.png|thumb|393x393px|Our first ally from across the border.]]
Not everything went smoothly. The 9GAG developers, elected to place a daily limit on how many times a user could post, along with a 10 minutes window between each post or comment.  It is widely believed that this was done to prevent undue strain on the single hamster that is responsible for running 9GAG's servers.


But this did not stop the proud '''69MoeLester420''' army, which steadily continued its march into enemy territory. It was comforting to see that the '''69MoeLester420''' ideology started spreading even among the locals. Even as insults were thrown against us, we had allies.
'''3.4. ADVERTISING.''' Advertising discord servers or commercial products is a third degree offense. Advertising scams/NFTs/cryptocurrency is a first degree offense.  


And then the news broke. The daily upload quota had been reached. No new posts could be made for the next 24 hours. Our troops' advancement has been halted. The movement soon fizzled out.
'''3.5. FEMBOYS.''' Discussion of femboys is a third degree offense. This includes posting boykisser.


'''Walter''' remains on the site to this day, holding our ground. Further progress into their territory, however, is but a distant dream. 9GAG is a stronghold that not even Reddit's dankest chungi can conquer, its unwholesome users, like a hivemind, ferociously respond to any form of outside aggression. 9GAG will never change, will never die. In spite of our efforts, the terrible site still stands, just as it stood many years ago before the first Redditor breached its walls.
'''3.6. BE SERIOUS.''' Shitposting oe otherwise joking in ⁠serious-discussions-1 is a third degree offense. Repeat offenders will be thrown into the pit.


While more raids were attempted in the future, it was always with the knowledge that the forces 9GAG would prevail. There is no winning against these "people". Know that 9GAG is their territory, and they will fight to defend it from emoji-users at any cost. It doesn't matter how many n-words have to be dropped to achieve that.
'''3.7. NO HOMESTUCK.''' The original sin will not be mentioned by name. Any offending post will be deleted off the face of the earth. This does not apply only in the '''#⁠🏠-mental-asylum.'''


=== The Human Cockroach and the Myth of Sisyphus ===
===== Former Rules =====


Anyone with the slightest knowledge of Greek mythology should be well aware of the myth of Sisyphus. Punished for his arrogance by the Gods, he is left with the task of pushing a boulder up a hill, with the prospect of escaping this punishment lying at the very top. Try as he might, however, as the boulder starts approaching the top of the steep hill, it rolls back to where it started, Sisyphus having made no progress at all. Yet Sisyphus does not give up. Every time the boulder rolls back, he follows, walking down to the bottom ready to start again.
The following rules have been completely removed since being first instituted:


Every good story needs a villain, and you don't make it to 50 members without making a few enemies. Most of them were your average run-of-the-mill internet assholes, saying the n-word a couple of times or being slightly annoying for a few minutes before promptly fucking off. There is, however, a single user so utterly pathetic, a life so absolutely worthless that they choose to spend the limited time they have on this Earth not only to rot in the dank pits of that gamer dungeon of theirs but to make their life's mission the mild annoyance of a few Reddit mods. A creature so devoid of any purpose in life, a tragic display of how low a human being could stoop, yet so infatuated by the smell of its own farts that it is unable for a moment to realize the worthlessness of its own existence. A pest that you can't get rid of, despite the dozens of times this user has been banned, they keep coming back, like a drug-starved addict that cannot go without their daily hit, dozens of alt accounts keep being made so they could stay on Reddit, being so reliant on the website that even a temporary withdrawal would result in a coma. The absolute definition of terminally online, this user shall remain unnamed, not for fear of retaliation, but to not provide them with a droplet of satisfaction for what they had done. Instead, they will be referred to as what they really are, a '''human cockroach''', a being with no value to anyone, one that everyone wishes was just gone, their very lack of presence making the world a better place, yet one so persistent in its aims that no matter how much you stomp on it, it keeps coming back. One must embrace the '''cockroach''' as an unchanging constant in life, just as Sisyphus may never push the boulder up the cliff, so too will this user never be truly removed. Once you embrace the fact that this insect is here to stay, you may indulge in laughter at the pitiful ways this being claws for attention.
*'''2.5. ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM.''' Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense.
[[File:CockroachLore1.png|left|thumb|320x320px|The first documented encounter of the '''r/69MoeLester420''' mod staff with the '''Cockroach'''.]]
**Removed for being overbroad, in theory limiting jokes as much as unironic statements, in practice being rarely enforced, while any serious cases would have already fallen under '''Rule 2.3'''.
On November 11, the '''cockroach''' was first banned on the '''r/69MoeLester420''' subreddit. While the specific reasons for this action were lost to time, the '''cockroach''''s username, a clear antisemitic dog whistle (or perhaps just a whistle), as well as its behavior in the following months, leaves racism as the most likely possibility. This first ban seemed to have not produced many issues, it would not be until January that things would truly start getting chaotic and our story would truly begin. It was on January 18 that the '''Cockroach''' was banned from the subreddit for a second time. The moment the gavel hit the hardwood, and the ban was dealt, the fate of the universe itself was sealed. An eternal nemesis found, one we may never get rid of, yet must keep on fighting, our own boulder to push.  
*'''3.1. DISRESPECT.''' Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken.
**Removed for being overbroad, in theory limiting jokes as much as unironic statements, in practice being rarely enforced, while any serious cases would have already fallen under '''Rule 2.3'''.


On January 19, both '''Walter''' and '''SlenderSmurf''' woke up to their Reddit accounts temporarily suspended. The reason? Harassment. The '''Cockroach''', the absolute human filth that it is, decided to report the modmail conversation to the Reddit admins, the low-life weasel, hitting and provoking for hours on end only to call the teacher the moment someone insults it back. The punishments, lasting 2 days and a week respectively, were served with dignity, as would be expected from Reddit mods worth their karma. It is important to note that it wasn't the length or even the existence of these bans that was insulting, but rather the fact that someone would stoop so low as to involve the '''Reddit admins''' in the situation. That is a sign of the lowest breed of man, one so pathetic and worthless, whose existence is so absolutely pointless, they would make a deal with Satan himself for temporary pleasure rather than admit defeat. It was like this that the '''moederators''' knew right away the type of person they were dealing with, yet even taking into account the racist tendencies the '''Cockroach''' put on display through their comments, nothing could prepare us for what would come next.
== The Constitution ==
In effect since July 4, 2024, the '''Constitution of 69SwagBalls420 Cord''' serves to define the roles of server government and to allow for the orderly and peaceful transfer of democratic power from one member to another under the benevolent guidance of the '''mod team'''. The text, drafted and written by '''Decoherence''', can be viewed here.


On February 13, as the encounter with the '''Cockroach''' started fading from the '''moederators'''' memories, an '''image''' got posted on the '''r/69MoeLester420''' subreddit. Not any ordinary image, as one may see from the fact that its very existence warranted an entire paragraph of text. '''The image''', featuring an uncensored, bloody penis cut in half in an incredibly unclean, gory fashion, got posted nineteen times. Nineteen. That is almost as much as 9+10. This would mark the '''First Impact''', otherwise known as the '''Penis Gore Incident'''. Such an event is especially terrible for a small subreddit, as was '''r/69MoeLester420''' at the time, not even having reached 5000 members, as such a high influx of gore content on a subreddit where the mods aren't terminally online might result in the entire subreddit being banned. The '''MoeLester Nation''' forever stays grateful to '''koonsbmw''' for being the first one on the ground and dealing with the situation in a quick and efficient fashion. Sadly, as one might expect, this was far from the only encounter with this user.
=== Definitions ===
*'''1.1. DRASTIC PROPOSITION:''' A drastic proposition is an proposition created by a branch of government that would make changes to core categories, core chats, the constitution itself, or the criminal code.
*'''1.2. CORE CATEGORIES:''' The core categories are '''INFO''', '''QOTD''', '''EVENTS''', '''TEMPLE OF GIRARD''', '''VOICE''', and '''ARCHIVE'''.
*'''1.3. CORE CHATS:''' The core chats are '''#⁠🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜''', '''#⁠🤖-bot-commands''', '''#⁠😂-memes-😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂''', and '''#⁠😲-soyjaks-anonymous'''.
*'''1.4. DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED:''' A democratically elected role is a role bestowed upon users based on the outcome of an election.
*'''1.5. PLATFORM:''' A platform is a set of propositions (which can include drastic actions) that presidential candidates create before or during their campaign. These propositions will be considered by the vanguard committee if a candidate is democratically elected.
*'''1.6. BILL:''' A bill is a proposition put forward by congress.
*'''1.7. VETO:''' A veto is the ability to strike down any proposition put forwards. The president or an admin can veto any bill put forward by congress.
=== Organization of Government ===
*'''2.1. COMPOSITION:''' Government is composed of the vanguard committee, the office of the president, and the senate.
*'''2.2. THE VANGUARD COMMITTEE:''' Any user who has the admin, moderator, or swag god role is a member of the vanguard committee. The vanguard committee will regulate itself, and can choose to add or remove members to itself through an internal vote.
*'''2.3. THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT:''' The office of the president is composed of two democratically elected members; the president and the vice president. The user with the highest percentage of the vote is president. The president and the vice president must represent a combined total of at least 50% of the vote.
*'''2.4. THE SENATE:''' Senators are democratically elected. There is one senator for every 500 members of the server. These seats shall be filled by the candidates with the highest percentage of the vote in the senatorial election.
=== Powers of the Vanguard Committee ===
*'''3.1. POWER:''' The vanguard committee has ultimate power over the server. With a successful internal vote, the committee may make any change to the server.
*'''3.2. JUSTICE:''' Committee members are responsible for enforcing the criminal code. If a committee member abuses their powers, they may be removed from the committee following a vote by committee members.
*'''3.3. OVERSIGHT:''' Any propositions made by the other two branches of government must be put into action by the committee. If these propositions are drastic, the committee is free to strike them down through an internal vote.
=== Powers of the Office of the President ===
*'''4.1. ACCESS:''' The president and the vice president have the ability to read and post messages in ⁠'''#admin-family-guy-roleplay''', ⁠'''🏛-the-senate''', and ⁠'''#the-pit'''.
*'''4.2. EXECUTIVE ORDERS:''' At any time, the president can put forward an executive order: a single non-drastic proposition that will immediately be implemented by the vanguard committee, or, if possible, the president.
*'''4.3. PLATFORM:''' When a president and vice president are elected, each article of their platforms must be considered by the vanguard committee and either passed or struck down.
*'''4.4. TRANSFER OF POWER:''' If the president is pitted, banned, inactive for 7 days, or otherwise unable to perform their duties, the vice president will be granted their role and office until the president returns to action or is voted out of office.
=== Powers of the Senate ===
*'''5.1. BILLS:''' Senators can put forward bills to make changes to the server. A bill must first be passed through the senate by an internal majority vote. In the case of a tie the vice president may vote to break the tie. If a bill meets the criteria of a drastic proposition, it must pass through an internal vote of the vanguard committee to be implemented.
*'''5.2. LOBBYING:''' Users are encouraged to ask their senators to put forward bills on their behalf, and senators are encouraged to do so.
=== Election Procedures===
*'''6.1. SCHEDULE:''' Elections will be held in the second weeks of March, July, and November. Campaigning will begin on the first day of the week, and voting will take place on the last day of the week.
*'''6.2. PARTIES:''' A party is a group of like-minded users who share ideas. During election week, each party shall be granted their own role and channel in the politics category. At the end of the week, the channels shall be archived. Parties are free to merge with other parties.
*'''6.3. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS:''' Any user can run for president. Each presidential candidate must have a platform if they wish to be added to the ballot. A user cannot run for president and senate in the same election.
*'''6.4. SENATORIAL ELECTIONS:''' Any user can run for senate. A user cannot run for president and senate in the same election.
*'''6.5. VOTING:''' Voting will be conducted through a private poll, with voting permissions restricted to registered voters. Each user is allowed 1 vote in the presidential election, and votes equal to the number of seats in the senatorial election.
===The First Amendment ===
The '''moderation team''' shall not be allowed to kick or permanently '''pit''' a person without hosting a trial, and the defendant is to be placed in '''the pit''' temporarily until a verdict is reached. This text acknowledges that all citizens of '''SwagCord''' possess certain unalienable rights, barring:
*  accounts younger than 2 weeks
*  known alt accounts
*  scam bots or otherwise malicious accounts not covered by first-degree offenses
*  participants of any raid on the server
Due to the nature of first-degree rule-breaking, first-degree offenders will not be guaranteed a trial. The trial is to be attended by the defendant, one or more representatives of the '''moderation team''', and an impartial jury to ensure a fair verdict, as well as witness(es) of the offense committed if necessary.


Remember that lockdown idea the '''moederators''' had, way back before the partnership with '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''' and '''r/IkeaFreshBalls''' was signed? The idea was, instead of leaving the floodgates open, each post would have to be approved by the mods. Although the idea wasn't implemented before, this situation provided the perfect opportunity to test it out. As the code was already in place, all that was left to do is to announce it. By the end of the day, the temporary lockdown had gone into effect <ref> WalterWhiteOnReddit (February 13, 2023). https://www.reddit.com/r/69Moelester420/comments/111jz94/attention_moe_lesters/ ''Reddit.'' </ref>, intended to stop any raids in the following days, until another, more effective and less intrusive method of moderation was found. At the advice of '''Sam''', still a regular member at the time, a minimum karma limit was set up, filtering out any posts made by clearly new accounts.
== Ongoing Campaigns ==
[[File:Cockroachlore2.png|thumb|317x317px|The '''Cockroach''' attempts to scare the '''moederators''' with a threat of another raid, mere days after the first one.]]
<code>THIS SECTION OF THE ARTICLE IS A WORK IN PROGRESS.</code>
The '''Cockroach''' was far from done. Unbeknownst to the '''moederators''' at the time, a vile scheme was being planned in the most twisted corners of the internet. A call to arms, intended to bring the Soy Army to the side of the '''Cockroach'''. Unfortunately for it, it would seem that not even the userbase of such depraved websites as soyjak.party would wish to associate itself with such an insult to what it means to be a human being. <ref> The Cockroach (February 16, 2023) https://soyjak.party/raid/res/33873.html''Soyjak Party.'' </ref> Yet even so, give up it would not. On February 16, just as the lockdown was lifted, and the new measures put into place, a post from one of the '''Cockroach''''s alts made its way into the subreddit's mod queue. It was clear right away that this was not the last we would see of it. Soon after, a GIF with the caption "LOL UKRAINE", showing the death of two soldiers in the midst of the ongoing Russo-Ukrainian War, got posted, soon followed by a text post, written by a friend{{Citation needed}} of the '''Cockroach''', asking for its unbanning. Both posts were quickly removed. The '''Second Impact''', thankfully, proved to be much easier to bear through.
[[File:CockroachLore3.png|left|thumb|383x383px|The '''Cockroach'''<nowiki/>'s side of the story, an explanation of why nineteen images of uncensored mutilated genitalia found themselves on the '''r/69MoeLester420''' subreddit.]]
Even though the '''Cockroach''' tried to make itself look like a based and red-pilled troll with posts such as these, as one might expect, things could not be further from the truth. As a thread on the thugposting subreddit '''r/wordington'''<ref>The Cockroach (February 14, 2023) https://web.archive.org/web/20230727185559/https://old.reddit.com/r/wordington/comments/1126ct7/deleted_by_user/ ''Reddit.''</ref> shows, a mere day after the original incident, the user tried to explain away the situation by stating that its account was hacked by its friend {{Citation needed}}, sharing an insane story along with it. While this story cannot be neither verified nor proven false, the possibility still existing that the '''Cockroach''' was telling the truth, it is still important to keep in mind that this was far from the only incident involving this user. The threat to spam gore on the server was, by its own admission, sent by the '''Cockroach''' itself, and although it claims not to be responsible for the '''Penis Gore Incident''', as more raids occurred in the future, some involving sharing material worse than the one sent during the '''First Impact''', it shows that even if it was not the '''Cockroach''' who posted the images, it would still not be out of character for it to have gone through with it on its own.
[[File:CockroachLore4.png|thumb|The '''Cockroach''' returns, full of himself as always, even prepared a ''Little Dark Age'' edit to share with his favorite mod team.]]
[[File:CockroachLore5.png|left|thumb|383x383px|Testing, testing... The '''Automoderator''' is up and running. Showcased here are the first three cases documented by the bot, the bans of the '''Cockroach''' as well as its friends{{Citation needed}}. The usernames have been edited, as the '''moederators''' do not wish for any readers of this article to harass what clearly are children.]]
The '''moederators''' did not have to wait for too long for proof of this thesis, as on February 21, the '''Third Impact''' would occur, this time on the server. '''69MoeLester420''' was under attack. And the worst part? We didn't even know about it. A few days before the incident, several users had joined the server, seemingly nothing out of the ordinary, some of them staying quiet and keeping to themselves, others occasionally even interacting with the mods. As the '''Second''' '''Impact''' was still fresh in the mods' minds, the conversation sometimes steered in that direction, with the new users playing along as though as if nothing was going on. It was on February 21 when the sleeper agents woke up. While not much remains as the messages were deleted automatically when the bans were dealt, one video remains, saved before the purge by '''Kae''', which can only be described as edgy,  an edit of the National Victory Celebration held after the conclusion of the Gulf War in 1991 <ref> As confirmed by our local military expert '''koonsbmw'''. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv4ElNBqXXY </ref> from all around the world with nothing but "RACISM IS NON-NEGOTIABLE" written all over it. There is but a single issue the '''Cockroach''' didn't anticipate. Every time a raid of its occurred, an additional line of defences was placed. Just as the subreddit placed a minimum karma barrier, along with some other measures to protect from raiders, some to protect from the '''Cockroach''' specifically, so too did the server soon start putting protections in place in order to prevent this from happening again. The '''Automoderator''' was set up, automatically kicking out any members below the minimum account age. From then on, it was only a matter of how long the '''Cockroach''' was willing to wait between each raid. The minimum age could always be raised, and not even the '''Cockroach''' could keep on waiting forever. The tides had shifted.


That is, until March 23, when another round of posts would hit the subreddit. The '''Fourth Impact''' took shape in the form of thirty-six separate bait-and-switch posts which would all cut to a video of a man, covered in shit, stroking his cock. One might wonder, what compels a man to send this? And to that I say, I am afraid we are not talking about a human being. Disgusting shock humor such as this is the absolute lowest form of comedy, one which should make you ashamed of your very existence, for how do you explain away the fact that you have this type of material saved on your device, not because you are sexually attracted to what is being depicted but rather because you find a man masturbating while covered in his own feces so amusing you cannot help your worthless ass but to snort and giggle in your gamer dungeon as you have experienced the absolute peak of your pathetic life when you decided to post it not once, but thirty-six separate times on a subreddit with less than 10k members. All this dedication to achieve an ultimately pointless goal, the banning of such a small subreddit would have changed nothing, yet the '''Cockroach''' still went on. Not even in the darkest pits of SoyBooru could find a proper portrayal of such an individual. It would almost be funny were it not so tragic.
=== SwagCraft ===
==== SwagCraft Legacy ====
'''SwagCraft Legacy''' was an entry in the SwagCraft server trilogy. Hosted by Ozzy, it became a spine-tingling adventure for all SwagBallers daring to take the call for adventure. Server also had a collab with wunkcord {{citation needed}}, before closing down due to financial issues.
==== SwagCraft II ====
'''SwagCraft II ''' was an entry in the SwagCraft trilogy. It was by far the most eventful across both iterations. Frequent members of the server call it similair to a ghost town, that keeps being haunted by ghosts that do things in the server. SwagCraft II saw the creation of the biggest organization yet, C.O.C.K, known for its brutalistic design choices and great economy. The organization has also achieved and refined flight technologies, making a one way plane, an expensive-to-use second plane, powered by flint and steel, and a third iteration, that was meant to be quick and cheap 4 way means of transportation, but unfortunately due to flaws in mechanisms, the plane broke apart and flew very far away. The server also saw the creation of the Swagology religion, having a full fledged bible and a church. The server was shut down due to financial and inactivity issues.
==== The SwagCraft ====
'''The SwagCraft ''' is an entry in the '''SwagCraft''' trilogy, being the current one. In contrast to the other two servers, it is run in a different version of the game, and on a completely new map, as well now the dictator of the server being '''Koknese'''. The server funds were crowdfunded, guaranteeing long livelihood.


[UNDER CONSTRUCTION]
'''The''' '''SwagCraft''' slowly lost activity, and '''Koknese''' decided to give the server a quirk, having two teams compete against each other. This was quite unsuccessful, however, with activity remaining relatively low. On March 3rd 2024, the server was raided by a raiding group, which lavacasted all the buildings on the server. It is currently not known how they found the server's IP. While many blame the '''Cockroach''' for ordering the strike, these theories have mostly been considered baseless by reputable sources. An automated griefing process called '''SkyNet''', which allows for computer generation of IP addresses, is currently believed to be the most probable cause, as it would require no intentional leak from a server member.<ref>(March 4, 2024) [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1118841457504161845/1214251469537148948 Did the Cockroach raid the SwagBalls Minecraft server?] ''Snopes''.</ref>


Why does Sisyphus continue pushing the boulder? One might naively assume that it is the prospect of victory that compels him. Perhaps this may have been correct the first time the boulder was pushed up, maybe even the second, tenth, ten thousandth time. Yet it would soon dawn on Sisyphus that his task is hopeless. No matter how much effort is put in, the boulder will roll right back to the bottom. A question will soon be asked, what might be the point of such a task if it will always amount to failure? The pointlessness of it may prove brutal for some, for what is the point of anything if the outcome cannot be avoided? Albert Camus offers a different perspective. One must accept the absurd that surrounds us instead of trying to find a sense of meaning where there fundamentally isn't one. Sisyphus will never reach the top of the hill. Yet he continues on. He has accepted the meaninglessness of the task, and that acceptance allows him to truly live. He does not find joy in the victory he will never achieve, only to have his hopes crushed every time his progress is set back to the beginning. Instead, he finds happiness in every step he takes along the way, opting to enjoy the life that he has rather than spending this one hoping for what he may never have. And as the boulder rolls back, he takes a sigh of relief knowing he can take a break from his work, before going down to start the cycle once more. The joy comes from the task itself, not the reward that might await him, for as grueling as it all is, in the end, this boulder is his and his alone, and nothing can take that away from him. He finds meaning in living itself, no matter how pointless it may seem, for even so, his life, torturous as it may seem, is as valuable as anyone else's. In some sense, the '''Cockroach''' does the same. It is aware it will never win. So many times it has been banned instantly, yet it keeps on trying. It is the modern Sisyphus, determined to continue carrying on its endless task, as hopeless as it may seem. It does not care for the prospect of victory anymore. Instead, it finds joy in every n-word it drops, every dead child it posts. It is not the final goal that matters to it anymore, it knows more than well nothing will come out of its little stunts, it is the very process of annoying the mods that gives the '''Cockroach''' life. It is the journey that matters, not the destination. One must imagine the '''Cockroach''' happy.
==== SwagCraft IV: A New Hope ====


===The End of KittenStomper6617===
=== OPERATION 9SWAG <ref group="editor's note">thinking of giving all the ongoing campaigns a military operation name - '''Walt'''</ref> ===


On December 21, 2022, ''Puss in Boots: The Last Wish'' is released in theatres. Audiences from across the globe go wild. Considered by many to be one of the greatest pieces of animation from this past decade, it has received widespread acclaim and attention even from those that do not watch animated movies regularly. It became one of the most talked-about movies of the year, and it was no wonder that the discussion reached '''69MoeLester420''' as well. An unfortunate and unforeseen consequence of the conversations held about it was the self-imposed exile of the head moderator '''KittenStomper6617'''.
<div style="text-align: center;">
You've heard of the '''9GAG''' app. <br>


The day was January 20. '''KittenStomper6617''' had, by that time, become an integral part of the server. Although he did not care about moderating at all, he was considered a part of the '''MoeLester family'''. It is no wonder that the '''Puss in Boots incident''' caused so much devastation to the community. It is a piece of drama that could have easily been avoided, yet snowballed to colossal proportions. Most of the '''moederators''' would like to leave this chapter behind and forever forget about it, not in the same way as with the soon to be mentioned '''Gladiux''' situation, but rather in the sense that it just sucks that it happened, with no contempt being held as much as the wish to leave the person behind and move on.
We all have, the '''legend''', the '''curses'''. <br>
Foolishness about it lying on '''the second page of Google''', buried beneath '''Reddit posts'''. <br>
A dark, decrepit monument leading '''dank memers''' to their doom.<br>


The offending message may have gone completely unnoticed in most internet spaces, yet '''Gladiux''', for all his faults, rightfully took issue with the message. Although we all held some form of respect for '''KittenStomper6617''', it was an undeniable fact that, once the proper context of the contents of the message settled in, this post was incredibly weird and pretty fucked up to share. Although '''KittenStomper6617''' quickly tried to explain that he was talking about the voice of Puss, provided by Antonio Banderas, rather than his physical appearance. This did not satiate '''Gladiux''', who, now with '''Gio''' by his side, continued with the attack by stating that even if that was what he meant, he shouldn't have worded it in that way. Ending the conversation by temporarily muting '''KittenStomper6617''', he was nonetheless ready to forget about the entire situation as long as it didn't turn out to be a reoccurring issue.
The '''Internet''''s most famous memes and image macros were invited to its [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9gag#History '''Grand Opening''']. <br>
An invitation was a sign of... exclusiveness. <br>
The '''Opening''' was supposed to symbolize a road to a brighter future, not just for the world...<br>
... but for all who scrolled through its posts.<br>
A chance for anyone to '''meme again'''. <br>


It was then that things turned from weird to almost comically absurd. While people were ready to keep this incident in the past and forget about it, '''KittenStomper6617''' couldn't help but repeatedly bring attention to it during the following hours. Bringing up the issue in a sarcastic manner in his DMs with '''Gladiux''' didn't do him any favors, as claiming evil spirits possessed him in a situation like this meant the slightest amount of respect '''Gladiux''' still held for '''KittenStomper6617''' was starting to slip away. Soon came the question of whether he was even being ironic, as when the conversation resurfaced mere hours later in #general, he claimed to have looked back on the conversation and wondered if he was possessed when he had written stuff like this. While obviously done jokingly, some of the mods, once again led by '''Gladiux''', believed that this was a clear manipulation attempt meant to strike pity, while also shifting blame on some abstract entity in the past as opposed to the current him. It was on par with a Youtube apology video. The mods weren't buying it.
Except - '''9GAG''' never flourished. <br>
Its culture got frozen in time, like a big flashbulb going off.<br>
The '''Grand Opening''' - one big ending of hilarity.<br>


It was not long after that '''KittenStomper6617''' left the server. As far as anyone is aware, he hasn't stayed in contact with the other mods. The whole fiasco left everyone with a lot of mixed feelings about the entire thing. While it was agreed that what he did was bad, the '''moederators''' were left wondering whether they had gone too hard on him. No matter our feelings about him, nothing can change what went down on that day, the relationship with him permanently ruined, '''KittenStomper6617''' becoming another lost '''moederator''' in the list of many, additionally soured by the fact that he was the original creator of the subreddit. With yet another chapter of the server's history closed, the turbulent ride is nearing its end.
It's still out there, on '''Google Play''', preserved, just waiting for someone to crack it open. <br>
But getting to it. That's not the hard part.<br>
'''It's letting go.'''<br> </div>
 
The existence of '''9GAG''' has long been known to many. Created in 2008 by '''Hong Kong''' entrepreneur '''Ray Chan''', it has for years been mocked for its style of humor, with the site's userbase seemingly permanently stuck in the year 2012, its culture never evolving past it as was custom among the other corners of the internet. Furthering their notoriety was the world-famous [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/9gags-meme-monument '''9GAG Meme Rock'''], which to this day strikes cringe in the hearts of even the most unflinching souls. Yet how many had dared open the website for themselves?
 
The answer, surprisingly, is very few. Though it had remained in plain view for many years, its existence was thoroughly ignored for the large part by the general public. It was not until the '''mod team''' of [[69MoeLester420#The_9GAG_conquest|69MoeLester420]] jokingly created accounts for the website in January 2023 that its secrets would finally be unveiled. What they discovered was a website so horrid, so appalling, yet so endlessly fascinating it had remained their obsession for many months afterwards. It was all it was described as and more, an endless stream of racist content presented in formats that had gone out of fashion a decade prior, lacking any and all self-awareness, combined with a userbase in their 30s so mentally dense it is surprising they haven't collapsed into a black hole.
 
Any post, no matter how obviously satirical, passes as genuine in the eyes of a '''9GAGGER''', to the point where one has to question their own sanity, weighing whether their mannerisms are all part of a conspiratorial ploy, for there was no possible way a functioning human being could get that irrationally mad over such obvious bait. A '''Tony Zaret''' skit come to life, it is of no surprise that the '''mod team''' started pushing the limits of what they'll fall for, always managing to attain a successful result.
 
Come the '''SwagBalls-69MoeLester420 Merge''', the knowledge of what was found on '''9GAG''' was suddenly shared with an audience of hundreds. Though it has largely fallen out of fashion, trolling on '''9GAG''' had become a staple hobby of '''69SwagBalls420''' when it was first introduced. With dozens, if not hundreds of posts shared, a large dataset has been created showing many successes and failures that may enable the development of more sophisticated trolling methods in the future.
 
The table below contains information on "successful" '''9GAG''' posts: those that reached at least 100 downvotes or 25 comments. This resource should be used to determine more effective trolling strategies.
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed "bs-exportable exportable"
|+Swagcord 9GAG Posts With At Least 100 Downvotes
!Account
!Title
!Category
!Upvotes
!Downvotes
!Comments
!Tags
!Time Posted
!Date Posted
!URL
|-
|dankchungus
|"Sex scfa sxe scex sex sxe sce sexs esex sxex sexex sex sxe sexe ex sex follow bruh funny for more epic bruh memes ?"
|???
|4
|170
|9
|dank, epic, swag
|18:40 UTC
|January 17 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aWGj0j6
|-
|dankchungus
|"Boy if this was real I would not want to swim in the ocean 😂"
|???
|2
|176
|7
|69swagballs420, politics, anime
|11:15 UTC
|April 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aXnV19z
|-
|dankchungus
|"NOT for insta"normies", onyl the dsnkest 9gaggetd wil get this😂😂😂"
|???
|4
|228
|13
|marvel, 69swagballs420, savage
|11:45 UTC
|April 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQZwbB
|-
|dankchungus
|"Mr. Sex and me are getting e-married on 9GAG today! 🥰 This is the happiest day of my life! 😍 Send us your best wishes in the comments below! ☺️"
|???
|10
|63
|28
|gaming, politics, 69swagballs420
|19:15 UTC
|April 27 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aKEWqe3
|-
|dankchungus
|"LO L😂 haha this comic strop is so hilarious it gve me qite the chukcle haha i jus watned to share it with yuo guyd as i m sur yu will apprecirte i5 i m sory for an y spell ibg mistake s im high on meth rn"
|???
|15
|359
|15
|69swagballs420, funny, dark humor
|13:40 UTC
|May 4 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aZDQRyz
|-
|dankchungus
|"Guybs is thi reall??? cold afam samson be an epicc 9gager lik us?? i thin this 8mage is rel butt wat do u thinkk??🤔🤔🤔"
|???
|13
|196
|26
|funny, dark humor, art
|15:30 UTC
|May 13 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aBdEg7N
|-
|dankchungus
|"Haha this "meme" my husband sent me today really cracks me up! so many things wrong with socuety today... and to any "lob"erals who get offended by this ... you can flip the H*LL off!! 😂😂😂"
|Humor
|16
|79
|26
|woke, politics, funny
|16:50 UTC
|July 22 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/armzogK
|-
|dankchungus
|"Goodbye guys"
|Latest News
|82
|93
|57
|funny, meme, dank
|13:45 UTC
|July 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aNw3p43
|-
|dankchungus
|"Whoever did this won the internet😂😂😂"
|Memes
|415
|'''386''''''Bold text'''
|31
|politics, dark humor, joe biden
|21:50 UTC
|July 26 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/axo4RmK
|-
|dankchungus
|"Hah i dontt know if yuo youngsrters will be abld to relat to this but it gave me a chuckle hope you fine folkss appreacheated 😁 time used to be so mucch difefent back ij the day hah noww yuo cant even asualyt yuour wif witout a libural snowflakr getting offened can we go backt"
|Humor
|3
|96
|24
|funny, humor, relatable
|12:30 UTC
|August 17 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a4orpZA
|-
|dankchungus
|"Whoopsie 😅 mad a bitof a mess in the kittche ntoday who knew gruond beef was so proen to spontaneous explosions haha only in ohio dose anyon knoww hwo to cleann thi up???"
|WTF
|12
|314
|60
|accident, wtf, omg, ukraine, funny
|19:40 UTC
|September 15 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aDYqR0x
|-
|dankchungus
|"So my dog (golden retriever) just did this 😅 i have guests coming over in an hour so erm... this is totally awkward ! such playful animals haha"
|Wholesome
|18
|190
|24
|dog, golden retriever, wholesome meme, awesome, epic fail
|09:45 UTC
|September 16 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aBdbREx
|-
|dankchungus
|"The george soros funded deep (do NOT read this word backwards) state does not want you to know this, SHARE and REPOST BEFORE IT GETS REMOVED‼️ DISGUSTED TO SEE WHAT JO BIDET IS DOING TO THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY!! 🤢 stay safe my fellow amerircan PATRIQTS!! 🇱🇷 god bless 🙏"
|WTF
|14
|85
|35
|conspiracy, politics, usa, george soros, donald trump
|18:30 UTC
|September 19 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aWGe1ZA
|-
|dankchungus
|"A fate worse than hell awaita all those that wish to abandon godd..m good people of 9gagg... do not let this jappen to yuo or your chidlren..."
|Latest News
|20
|83
|42
|islam, god, truth, atheist, donald trump
|16:55 UTC
|October 12 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/anz3EmL
|-
|dankchungus
|"Praise be to allah 🙏🙏🙏 our onr true savior!! found on my estranged son's computter..(he died from a heroin overdoes last year)... the videegam "forknite" has completly corupted his soul... do not bel LIKR HIM!!! turn off yuor computr bfero this cosumes yuo as well..."
|WTF
|6
|142
|17
|gaming, islam, religion, sad, wtf
|06:25 UTC
|October 17 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQEBXv
|-
|dankchungus
|"The fall of man is nearr😍 cant belive its only veen a few thousan years sinc ethe start of human civillizatio haha weve all grown so mucm...what are yuor planns for the day of reckoning?"
|Wholesome
|17
|82
|38
|wholesome meme, funny, awesome, satisfying, oddly satisfying
|10:00 UTC
|October 19 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/anzZeeV
|-
|69mr_sex420
|"On ly trie memrrs eoll get it ! 😸🤭🤣😆😅😂😂😆😹😹🤣😸😸🤣😹😆😆😂😂😂😆😹🤣😸🤭🤭😸🤣😹😆😅😂😂😅😆😹🤭🤭😸😸🤣🤣😹😹😆😆😆😅😅😅😂😂😅😅😆😆😹🤣🤣😸😸🤭🤭😸🤣😹😆😆😂😂😅😆😹🤣😸🤭🤭🤭😸🤣😆😅😂😂😅😸😸😸🤭🤭😸🤣"
|???
|8
|106
|3
|dank, meme, dark humor
|15:20 UTC
|May 23 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aoKLmd2
|-
|indianfurryyiff
|"I LOVE PEARS O WANT TO EAT THEM, NOM JOL NOM YUMMY 🥵🥵😋😋😋😋😛😛😛😛🤩🤩🤩🤩"
|???
|13
|117
|34
|dank, politics, health
|20:30 UTC
|April 3 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aNwvpYw
|-
|dankchungus
|"Haha my second cousin(once removed) sent me thus on "facebooks"?, i just knew i'd have yo sharve it with my friends on 9gag! whoe else can relate?😂😂"
|WTF
|19
|135
|31
|meme of the year, dank, funny, chainsaw man, woodcutting memes
|09:35 UTC
|December 18 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aQEW2bd
|-
|realtrigs
|"'Sick, twisted, vile and deranged' these companies are all run by transgender jihadists who perform woke mind virus experiments on innocent puppies. We took down Sweet Baby Inc. We can take down these freaks! 9GAG Assemble!"
|WTF
|15
|67
|37
|politics, gaming, sad, latest news, woke
|17:10 UTC
|March 19 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/adByqRD
|-
|realtrigs
|"PLEASE aid in fight aganst woke normbrains by adding epicsauce 9GAG watermajk to your danke memes!"
|WTF
|13
|80
|26
|meme, scary, woke, politics, latest news
|14:45 UTC
|March 17 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/ajPQ65g
|-
|realtrigs
|"Financial wisdom for those of yuo who must become good spenders and wise in the economy. . . never stop tha grind!! 💯"
|Sports
|16
|112
|22
|gaming, random, awesome, latest news, econony
|18:00 UTC
|February 14 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/amAj8j6
|-
|realtrigs
|"How Europoids measure things. An utterly deranged people and culture!"
|WTF
|148
|165
|59
|2024, wtf, insane, usa, 9gag den deutschen
|19:35 UTC
|January 31 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/aoKb5ZX
|-
|realtrigs
|"I made this epic and danke meme to celebrate the passing of yet another very good year! Praise be! God bless yuo 9GAG!!"
|Memes
|54
|255
|94
|new year, funny, meme, savage, dark humor
|14:05 UTC
|December 31 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQnQeB
|-
|realtrigs
|"Hello all of 9GAG, please look upon this meme I have made. It certainly is a true and accurate portrait that I have created to show the dumb and quite foolish millennials and other rot-brained youths how to live properly! Please! If you are young and foolish, do not waste money!"
|Humor
|170
|320
|101
|japan, meme, savage, latest news, women
|15:10 UTC
|January 4 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/adPGR02
|-
|realtrigs
|"Improtant Reminder to those of yuo fool enough to watch thw woke and mainstream media!"
|Latest News
|196
|139
|30
|dark humor, meme, politics, wtf, basketball
|15:50 UTC
|January 9 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/a3Z6VWv
|-
|realtrigs
|"Inportant imformation that I am have found for all of yuo young and foolworthy 9GAG users on the website of X by Elon Musk! Very concernin! Millions must view!"
|Latest News
|12
|54
|34
|wtf, latest news, politics, woke, new world order
|15:55 UTC
|January 12 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/az2nV6B
|-
|realtrigs
|"It is only the facts that I am bringing before you that I brig before you~ Sad may it be, but europoids could never live life peacefully among the Americans!"
|Memes
|56
|59
|50
|latest news, politics, usa, dark humor, savage
|15:20 UTC
|January 20 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/a8qZwP1
|-
|realtrigs
|"Me with me soyn: 🤣"
|Relationships and Dating
|88
|103
|17
|unexpected, dark humor, face, meme, yy lmao
|18:10 UTC
|January 26 2024
|https://9gag.com/gag/avQNbEZ
|-
|realtrigs
|"Hi memers. I have made and created this hearfelt meme after a very long and quite bad and sad conservation with a close family member. Feeling down today :("
|Memes
|8
|88
|50
|dark humor, savage, meme, politics, germany
|15:40 UTC
|October 7 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aME6jKV
|-
|realtrigs
|"This One Made Me "Lol" As The Ones Who Are Still The Kids Are So Very Fond Of Liking To Say!"
|Memes
|783
|196
|31
|awesome, funny, meme, dark humor, 9gag news
|15:25 UTC
|October 10 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a6qzDG2
|-
|realtrigs
|"It's OVER christchads... They are gone to WOKE"
|Memes
|12
|140
|41
|meme, dark humor, savage, woke, disney
|15:20 UTC
|October 22 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/ago9q41
|-
|realtrigs
|"I hate athetists so mcuh it is unrrwal"
|Memes
|41
|218
|80
|meme, woke, dark humor
|18:00 UTC
|August 1 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a3Zn9Ee
|-
|realtrigs
|"When u get it: you will shit brick!"
|Memes
|65
|1747
|139
|meme of the year, christmas, meme, star wars, yugoslavia
|20:30 UTC
|December 18 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/a3ZXNje
|-
|realtrigs
|"What if Elon Musk Was Video Game?"
|Gaming
|35
|67
|27
|awesome, meme, meme of the year, wtf, chris hemsworth
|19:50 UTC
|December 14 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aZDODn9
|-
|realtrigs
|"Yuor pron addict is: damn 9GAGGEr is: come her boy: is danke emem! True Memeland is: overrun by normas. It is: so over."
|Memes
|4
|101
|10
|abrupt chaos, tetten, girl, meme, scary
|15:40 UTC
|December 14 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aGE4z47
|-
|realtrigs
|"I AM Sick and TIRED of "woke Disney" bulls**t!! No "anime" is good or godly and those who think as such are no more than small-minded children. Now lets get this thing viral 9GAG!"
|Memes
|8
|163
|59
|politics, palestine, dark humor, movie, girl celebrity
|14:10 UTC
|October 24 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/adPA5zB
|-
|realtrigs
|"My true and honest confession:"
|Memes
|'''1473'''
|457
|431
|awesome, 9gag, politics, dark humor, savage
|15:10 UTC
|September 20 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/anz05vB
|-
|realtrigs
|"You did it 9GAG! F**k you tomorrow! 😀"
|Memes
|49
|287
|99
|meme, latest news, 9gag
|15:10 UTC
|August 16 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aA0moZR
|-
|realtrigs
|"Haha... there must have been a reason for all this once"
|Memes
|26
|83
|33
|help, meme, the woke left
|19:50 UTC
|August 6 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/aOxj04N
|-
|realtrigs
|"Really "LOLed" at this ! One .I hate cops"
|Memes
|294
|105
|12
|meme, dark humor, funny
|16:50 UTC
|August 4 2023
|https://9gag.com/gag/agodG5v
|}


===A Change in Ownership===
<ref group="editor's note"> NEEDED: negative counterexamples of posts that haven't performed well at all for discernably no reason. Survivorship bias must be avoided in order to fully know how to exploit the app's algorithm </ref>


On January 20, mere hours after '''KittenStomper6617''' left the server, '''Mr. Sex''' announced he would be abdicating his position as server '''Owner'''. It was clear the server was undergoing massive changes. Nominating '''Moe''' himself to be the owner, as well as '''Walter''', after a short back-and-forth between the two the honor ultimately fell upon '''Walter''' to lead the server in the following months. Although the situation surrounding the server was already unstable given '''KittenStomper6617''''s recent unexpected exile, it would get much worse during this final period in the history of '''69MoeLester420''', as it seemed as if things would truly fall apart many times over. The mod team's numbers have already dwindled quite a bit during the past few months and would continue doing so until the very end of the server. And so, '''Mr. Sex''' exchanged his final goodbyes before leaving, the ownership transferred to '''Walter''', and an uncertain future for this wonderful place looming in the distance.
==== Discussion ====
[[File:Moewnerlore1.png|center|thumb|934x934px|The '''Owner''' abdicates his position, his successor not yet clear.]]


===The Gladiux Saga: Part One===
==== Additional Findings ====
<ref group="editor's note"> expand upon these later </ref>
-the 9gag baby
-the 9gag racism scientific paper
-abnormal amount of dutch people
-meme coin


It was always quite clear that '''Gladiux''' was a dick. There is no going around it. From the very beginning of the server, if someone was to be leading the charge against whichever '''moederator''' happened to slip up at the time, it was '''Gladiux''', with '''Gio''' by his side, hurling insults and aggressively making fun of them until they willfully left on their own. For a long time, this behavior was tolerated, while clearly toxic, it was always directed at people the members of the server took issue with anyways, and as pointlessly mean those comments were in retrospect, at the time, it wasn't taken as an issue. But when the mod drama died down and '''Gladiux''' had to find a new target, things turned for the worse for him.
==== The 9GAG Wedding ====


As mentioned previously, by this point in time, the server was, for the most part, dedicated only to conversations between '''Sam''' and '''Kae''', who have almost completely taken over the server due to the fact that they sent two orders of magnitude more messages than the rest of the server combined. '''Gladiux''' was not a fan of this, having referred to these conversations as e-dating in the past, and wanted to put an end to this. Knowing the past behavior of '''Gladiux''', one may soon realize that he does not give up on his goals easily, deciding to attack relentlessly for as long as it takes for whoever's back the target has been painted on to leave on their own. As '''Kae''' was a mod at the time, this left only '''Sam''' as a suitable candidate. Acting like a complete and utter prick at any occasion he had the chance to, he would also time out and sometimes kick '''Sam''' out of the server, who, in spite of '''Gladiux'''<nowiki/>'s behavior, returned every time.
==== The 9GAG Divorce ====
<ref group="editor's note"> Move the 9gag Divorce here? or maybe keep both as part of main article</ref>


'''Gladiux''' did not stop at '''Sam''', however, soon providing the same courtesy to some of the new members of the server. While in his mind this may have been a brilliant satire of how Discord power mods act moronically and ban anyone who dare say a word to them, in reality, he was doing the same exact thing he was criticizing. It's not really a joke anymore once you actually go through with it, it's just annoying to whoever is on the receiving end. How funny is it being the butt of the joke? Not much, according to '''Sam''', who had gotten quite annoyed by '''Gladiux''''s behavior by then, and started making calls for the '''moederators''' to do something about him. As it was obvious that the joke was being taken too far, to the point where new users were turned away from the server solely because of his presence, '''Walter''' decided to talk to '''Gladiux''' about it. Not wanting to cause any drama, God knows there had already been far too much in the past of this server, he politely asked for him to stop and tone it down a notch as it was quite obvious the new users were starting to fucking hate us.
===Built By Gamers===
The '''Built By Gamers''' campaign is an active trolling campaign in the server for the famous YouTube shorts video game podcast BuiltByGamers. The campaign is mostly harmless, just SwagBallers taking the themes that the channel covers to the extreme. Mossfish, a member of SwagBalls was quite successful and even gained the attention and positive reaction from one of the hosts of the podcast. It is rumored that mossfish is now supplying the gamers with information for their videos.


Of course, we all know where this conversation actually led to. Had he listened to it, there would have been no point in writing this section. This behavior continued in the following days, and on February 9, after '''Sam''' had repeatedly been kicked out, '''Walter''' received DMs from both him and '''Kae''' asking for '''Gladiux''''s removal. In the back of his mind, '''Walter''' had already considered '''Gladiux''' to be an asshole we shouldn't keep on the mod team for a while. The only issue was that, although '''Walter''' was the server '''Owner''' at the time, '''Gladiux''' was higher in the '''r/69MoeLester420''' hierarchy. This meant that even if '''Walter''' had stripped '''Gladiux''' of all his mod duties on the server, nothing stopped him from doing the same to '''Walter''' on the subreddit. And to a Reddit mod, there is nothing more terrifying than that. The mods needed divine intervention, and thankfully, '''Moe''' was ready to help. While the conversation on the server continued as normally, behind the scenes, in the shadows, a conspiracy was starting to form and be taken into action. On the subreddit, both '''Gladiux''' and '''Gio''', his loyal partner in crime, got all their moderating permissions taken away. They did not get completely demodded, however, allowing them to keep their place in the mod hierarchy should things change in the future. On the server, meanwhile, '''Walter''' removed their '''moewner''' roles, before finally announcing it to the server. It was the perfect crime.[[File:GladLore1.png|center|The announcement that brought about the first exile of '''Gladiux.'''|thumb|1292x1292px]]
=== The SwagBalls Cookbook ===


[[File:GladLore2.png|'''Gladiux''' announcing he would ban '''Walter''' after having his '''moewner''' role taken away.|frame]]
==Trivia==
It wasn't long before '''Gladiux''' had realized what had happened. The response was pretty much what we had expected. The first thing he mentioned was how he wanted to demod '''Walter''', thankfully, however, '''Moe''' had made sure that would not be possible. '''Gio''' immediately started complaining about how he was punished for nothing, even though the reason for him losing the '''moewner''' role was the unstopping encouragement of '''Gladiux''''s behavior at every turn, which all active members of the server could attest to. While he wasn't the one dealing out time-outs and kicks, not only had he done nothing to stop it, but actively cheered it on. '''Gladiux''' got kicked out from the server by '''Kae''', while '''Gio''' remained disgraced, from now on as '''moederator''' instead of '''moewner'''.
*Although '''girard''' is a registered '''Republican''', he has floated around the idea of a potential '''Libertarian''' presidential run in 2024. While never officially announcing his candidacy, many supporters believe that his popularity could have left a strong possibility of him being chosen at the '''Libertarian National Convention'''.
**Despite his supposed libertarian leanings, he has also expressed support for '''Adolf Hitler''' several times, and frequently uses racial slurs. Was it all just "bait" or even "satire"? Unfortunately, nobody can tell because of '''Poe's law'''.  
**Within the confines of the '''SwagCord''' political system, he considers himself to be an '''Englightened Xentrist''' and a '''Shartyist Democrat''', supporting the independent politician '''Xertun''', as well as the '''NSP'''.
* There is an abandoned staff role "'''janitor'''" that is no longer used, yet it is still mentioned in the rules. Last known member with the role was '''Lin'''.
* The term '''Macromaniac Wars''' is a bastardization of the [[wikipedia:Marcomannic_Wars|Marcomannic Wars]], first uttered by '''Decoherence,'''<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=November 15, 2023|content=Girard will abolish society and begin a new age of mindless violence: the macromaniac wars!|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🔪-girards-torture-chamber'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1171575756695019665/1174381032015925319}}</ref> that subsequently entered popular use.
* '''The War...''' would most likely not happen if not for an unknown<ref group="editor's note">'''Walt''' here, I'll try to find which one exactly did this.</ref> '''mod''' removing '''Charter'''<nowiki/>'s '''Soyjak Gold'''.
* Prior to November 8, 2023, '''greenies''' unknowingly had the perms to ping '''@everyone'''. This would be discovered by '''Flaming Testicle (left)''' who, wishing to post the entire server rules in order to further rot '''girard''''s brain, immediately reported this to '''Walter''', who quickly removed the permissions. Such decisive action has possibly prevented an '''@everyone''' incident of nuclear proportions.
**It is unknown who gave '''greenies''' the perms to ping people, due to the limitations of the Discord audit log. As such, it is impossible to determine whether this was an accident or a case of purposeful tampering to undermine the server.


Here's the funny part. Do you notice those four 👆 reactions under the message? People were approving massively of this decision, even though '''Gladiux''''s behavior was like this since the very beginning of the server. It's just that no one had spoken up about it. We all wanted him gone but were afraid to tell him all this time for whatever reason. To avoid drama, to not have us kicked out from the subreddit, or most likely, not knowing how much the others on the server shared our feelings about him. It wasn't before we were certain there was a significant amount of people that hated him that we even thought about removing his role. And it all goes back to that at the time harmless decision to give him the '''moewner''' role all those months back. He was granted authority he never deserved and asserted it through his aggressive behavior during the past few months. No one could have demodded him on their own, it was only when the people of the server united that anything could have been done.
==Users==
===Admins and Moderators===
The '''Administrators''' of '''SwagCord''' and their ''Family Guy'' roleplay characters as of July 14, 2024:
*[[smjsilm|'''Meme_Alt_Account''']] (Owner) - Joe Swanson
*[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki|'''Walter''']] (Co-owner) - Chris Griffin
*'''bazinga''' - Peter Griffin
*[[User:69Mr Sex420|'''Mr. Asex''']] - Big Chungus
*'''Ozzy''' - Glenn Quagmire
*'''Ballistyx'''
*[[User:Decoherence|'''Decoherence''']] - Homer Simpson from ''The Simpsons''
*'''[[Lin]]'''
The '''Moderators''' of '''SwagCord''':
*'''3''' '''CLAM''' - Japanese Megatron "Meg" Griffin
*'''mr2112'''
*'''local wizard, lee'''
'''Members''' with ''Family Guy'' roleplay access:


===The Wojak Vore Incident===
* '''Vibe''' (former '''mod''', real) - Brian
* '''REFORGER'''<ref name=":4" group="note" /> (former [[69MoeLester420]] '''admin''')
* '''Drotos''' (former '''admin''')
* '''Mjestik''' ('''KirbyCord''' owner and former server partner)
* [[Zin1X|'''local fungus''']] - Roger from ''American Dad'' (former '''admin''')
*'''samarm132''' - Pouncy the Cat (former '''admin''')
*'''ShibaInuHat''' (former '''mod''')
*'''Kelpwave''' - Cleveland Brown (former '''mod''')
*'''Rah''' (former '''mod''')
*'''Monolyne''' - Lois (former '''mod''')


On January 19, the '''First Wojak Vore Incident''' would occur. Although forgotten by history for the most part, to some it even seems surprising there were two of them, it remains important as it had set the stage for future events that were, at the time, yet to come. On this day, '''ivan697''' would post an image depicting four separate instances of wojak vore, arranged like a political compass, to the '''r/69MoeLester420''' subreddit. Neither the image nor the removed post will be linked in order to preserve your eyeballs. Search for it at your own risk. While it left most mods simply dumbfounded, in the end, '''Gladiux''' would be the one to ultimately remove the post.  
===Certified Swag Ballers===
A '''Certified Swag Baller''' is a user of 69SwagBalls420 who has been given a yellow role by an administrator as a result of active participation on the server. Below is an incomplete list of Certified Swag Ballers.
*[[YEETmaster69]]
*[[Lolpy]]
*[[Boris Chico]]
*[[Alexandra]]
*[[Vibe (real)]]
*[[GotAnyGrapes]]
*[[blank]]
*[[nowed|nowhed]]
*[[The_Mek]]
*[[Taistelulaama]]
*[[MEAT EFFIGY]]
*[[acegikm]]
*[[penguincakes]]
*[[biz1005]]
*[[caseu.]]
*[[normanthemormon]]
*[[cetationnation]]
*[[69MoeLester420|Deez]]
*[[Mr2112]]
*[[goldfish]]
*[[diabhork]]
*[[poke0441]]
*[[k0g_]]
*[[bluraydisc_hd]]
*[[deejaythefirst]]
*[[aldydreg]]
*[[ANAL RAPER]]
*[[Backyard Lobotomizer]]
*[[centi_alt_account]]
*[[basedandwrenpilled]]
*[[badusermythril]]
*[[szuhat]]
*[[brou9073]]
*[[kiwisoul]]
*[[KumStrike]]
*[[Linchpin]]
*[[rh_4m]]
*[[mayday117]]
*[[mr.gthestoopid]]
*[[Nae]]
*[[Narwhalpilot]]
*[[Petzah394]]
*[[raimonmaasiirto]]
*[[kumquat1]]
*[[sillysk1ppy]]
*[[superswag]]
*[[koknese]]
*[[Taistelulaama]]
*[[temmiez]]
*[[yttrium]]
*[[Polynera Marketing Solutions]]


March 5 - Mr sex returns
===Banned Users===
March 9 - 2nd incident
Notable users who have been banned from 69SwagBalls420 are listed below.
[UNDER CONSTRUCTION]


===The 69SwagBalls420 Merge===
*The '''Cockroach''' - banned for raiding
*[[69MoeLester420|████████ ('''Tiktokker''')]]
*[[69MoeLester420|██████ ('''Instanormie''')]]
*'''Mahmoud''' - banned for intolerance
*'''Hartson'''
*'''Nightshade'''
*'''Hartson'''
*'''Nae''' - banned for intolerance
*'''Kiwisoul'''
*'''Devil'''
*'''Koknese'''


===The Gladiux Saga: Part Two===
== Hall of Icons ==
<gallery>
File:69SwagBalls420.png|The classic.
File:WokeCord.png|Server icon used during the '''WokeBalls''' theme. (July 2023)
File:Halloween2023.gif|Server icon used to celebrate Halloween. (October 2023)
File:Christmas2023.gif|Server icon used to celebrate Christmas. (December 2023)
File:SwagBallsDecember2023.png|Server icon used to celebrate the merge with '''█████████'''. (January 2024)
File:SwagBallsDecember2023.png|Server icon used in the final week of the celebration of the merge with '''█████████'''. (January 2024)
File:19SwagBalls84Hut.gif|Server icon used during the '''19SwagBalls84''' theme. (February 2024)
File:LarKcSBservericon.png|Server icon used to commemorate '''LarKcuavian''''s Vice-Presidency. (March 2024)
File:The Damn Icon.png|This icon was never used. And especially not on April 13, 2024.
File:SagBallsKaad.png|Server icon used during the '''𒐕𒐝𒊕𒁄𒐛𒅙''' theme. (April 2024)
File:38SwagBalls777Paleozoicord.gif|Server icon used during the '''38$wagBalls777 Paleozoicord''' theme. (May 2024)
File:CSH.png|Server icon used to celebrate '''Charter''''s birthday. (May 29, 2024)
File:Mobster.png|Server icon used during the '''19SwagBalls32''' theme. (June 2024)
File:MobsterAlt.png|Alternative server icon, used briefly during the '''19SwagBalls32''' theme. (June 2024)
File:TesticleSBservericon.png|Server icon used to commemorate '''Testicle''''s and '''Barley''''s presidential victory. (July 2024)
File:Pirate2024.png|Server icon used during the '''69Scallywag420''' theme. (July 2024)
File:House S.B..png|Server icon used during the '''House S.B.''' theme. (August 2024)
File:TrollRot.png|The server icon, infected with stage 4 '''<code>rot</code>'''. (August 2024)
File:Trollg.png|Server icon used during the '''19NonEuclidianBalls92 Cord''' theme. (October 2024)
File:ElectionCold.png|Server icon used during the '''69ElectionBalls420 Cold''' theme. (November 2024)
File:BorisPresidencySB.png.png|Server icon used to commemorate '''Boris'''' and '''Chauka''''s presidential victory.  (November 2024)
</gallery>


==Moederators==
== Notes ==
*'''KittenStomper6617''' [Dishonorable discharge]
<references group=note />
*'''69MoeLester420'''
*'''Max5923''' [Missing]
*'''Mr. Sex'''
*'''Bufner''' [Dishonorable discharge]
*'''SlenderSmurf''' [Missing]
*'''Mendev''' [Missing]
*'''Gladiux''' [Dishonorable discharge]
*'''Gio249''' [Dishonorable discharge]
*'''WalterWhiteOnReddit'''
*'''koonsbmw'''
*'''Ivan697''' [Dishonorable discharge]
*'''Berkabitz''' [Honorable discharge]
*'''samarm132'''
*'''jykillers18'''


==References==
<references />
<references />
[[Category:SwagCord related]]
== Editor's Notes (remove this later) ==
<references group="editor's note" />

Latest revision as of 18:37, 17 November 2024

Notice: this article is under construction and only here temporarily, once completed it will be transferred to its proper page.
⚠ ATTENTION! ⚠
Most of the details of the ongoing history of the server have been declassified by the 69SwagBalls420 Ministry of Truth. It should be taken note that in order to protect some state secrets, as well as to stave off potential harassment towards certain members, their names still remain strictly classified, and will be censored throughout the rest of the article. Aliases have been assigned to them for the purposes of this document. The 69SwagBalls420 leadership does not stand for any harassment of its members, past or present, no matter the drama they were involved in. As far as the Moderators are concerned, all events in this article remain buried deeply in the past.

Glory to Meme_Alt_Account! Long live Swag Nation!

69SwagBalls420
Server info
Status Active
Invite linkhttps://discord.gg/uWcE7wqDbZ
ID938728183203758080
Users1,000+
Ownersmjsilm (de jure)
WalterWhiteOnDiscord (de facto)
Other linksr/69Moelester420
r/IDONTGIVEASWAG
r/IkeaFreshBalls
r/████████████████
History
FoundedFebruary 3, 2022 (as the internet shithole)
Founder.smjsilm


Republic of SwagBalls
Flag Coat of arms
Server Motto: I Don't Give a Swag
Server Anthem: God, Bless SwagBalls[note 1]
Server Mascot: Charter's cat

Map of SwagBalls
Capital and Largest City #🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜
Official Language English
National Groups (2024)[1] By role:
• 90.9% Green Roles
• 6.2% Gold Roles
• 1.6% Bots
• 0.6% Moderators
• 0.7% Other[note 2]

By Continent of Origin:
• 63% North American
• 29% European
• 4% South American
• 2% Asian
• 2% Australian
Religion (2024)[2] • 63% Unaffiliated
• 12% girardian
• 8% Christian
• 4% Muslim
• 4% Hindu
• 8% Other
Demonym(s) SwagBallian
Government Unitary presidential republic
• President Flaming Testicle (left)
• Vice-President Barley
• Owner Meme_Alt_Account
• Chief Moderator Walter
Legislature #🏛-the-senate
History of the Server
Creation of SwagCord February 3, 2022
Unification with IkeaFreshBalls September 14, 2022
Unification with 69MoeLester420 March 30, 2023
The Macromaniac Wars December 8, 2023
Unification with █████████ December 26, 2023
Democratic Rule March 17, 2024
#📜-constitution Adopted July 4, 2024
Population
Population (2024) 1700+
Active Userbase (2024 estimate) 50
Area
Total Area (2024) 116 channels
• Voice Channels 8 channels (6.9%)
• Archived 30 channels (25.9%)
• Government Land 8 channels (6.9%)
Economy
Currency SwagBallian UBucks ()
Xertunian CatBux ()
GDP (PPP) 2024 estimate
• Total 11.184 billion
• Per Capita 6.579 million
GDP (nominal) 2024 estimate
• Total $4.67
• Per Capita $0.002
Gini (2024) 99.8[3][4]
Very High Inequality
HDI (2024) 0.492-0.983[note 3]
Low-Very high

69SwagBalls420, also known as "SwagBalls", or "SwagCord", is a moderately sized irony Discord server. It is the official server for the meme/shitposting subreddits r/69Moelester420, r/IDONTGIVEASWAG, r/IkeaFreshBalls and r/█████████████.[5] Its name is a combination of the names of the first three subreddits, in addition to the now-defunct Discord server █████ ███.

The server has gone by several names throughout its life, reflecting its evolution and partnerships with other subreddits. These include:

  • the internet shithole (February 3 - May 20, 2022)
  • IDONTGIVEASWAG (May 20 - June 5, 2022)
  • r/IDONTGIVEASWAG (June 5 - August 30, 2022)
  • IDGAS (August 30 - September 14, 2022)
  • IDGAS/IKEAFRESHBALLS (September 14 - October 3, 2022)
  • Swag Balls Cord (October 3, 2022 - March 30, 2023)
  • 69SwagBalls420 Cord (March 30, 2023 - December 26th, 2023)
  • ████████████████ (December 26th, 2023 - January 27th, 2024)
  • 19SwagBalls84 Cord (January 27th, 2024 - March 17th, 2024)
  • 69SvvagBalls420 cKord (March 17th, 2024 - April 13th, 2024; April 14th - April 19th, 2024)
  • 𒐕𒐝𒂟𒉼𒋻𒋝𒌐𒋻𒁇𒁇𒂟𒐛 𐏓𒆸𒇲𒆕 (April 20th, 2024 - April 24th, 2024)
  • 𒐕𒐝𒊕𒁄𒐛𒅙 (69SagBal420 Kaad) (April 24th, 2024 - May 14th, 2024)
  • 38$wagBalls777 Paleozoicord (May 14th, 2024 - May 31st, 2024)
  • 19SwagBalls32 Cord (May 31st, 2024 - July 1st, 2024)
  • 69Scallywag420 Cord (July 1st, 2024 - July 15th, 2024)
  • 69FunnyBalls420 PeterCord (July 15th, 2024 - August 4th)
  • House S.B. (August 4th, 2024 - August 26th, 2024)
  • 69SwagBalls420 Cord (August 26th, 2024 - October 1st)
  • 16NonEuclidianBalls92 Cord (October 1st, 2024 - present)

History[edit | edit source]

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The Birth of girard[edit | edit source]

girard's first words

5 months in. The server is barely online, and Meme Alt is trying to find ways to revive it. Then a wonderful idea comes to their head. They bring forth girard, a GenAI chatbot that learns from server's messages. His first words were notable for being the funniest shit ever, and he was quickly accepted into a community despite our differences between humans and chatbots.

[editor's note 1]

Mahmoud the Village Dweller[edit | edit source]

The Expulsion of Waias[edit | edit source]

The 69MoeLester420 Merge[edit | edit source]

The 9GAG Wedding[edit | edit source]

The Hartson Drama[edit | edit source]

AnimeGirlCigarette.png[edit | edit source]

Cockroach or (The Unexpected Virtue of Stubbornness)[edit | edit source]

The Gambling Era[edit | edit source]

The Samwich[edit | edit source]

WOKEBalls[edit | edit source]

Charlie[edit | edit source]

JazzyMason8 and the Arrival of KirbyCord[edit | edit source]

French Food [editor's note 2][edit | edit source]

The Demotion of Lin[edit | edit source]

69SoyBalls420[edit | edit source]

The Modern Day Ouroboros[edit | edit source]

The Nightshade Fiasco[edit | edit source]

read my webcomic

The Age of Decline[edit | edit source]

The Butthole Bandit[edit | edit source]

Disaster strikes when one least expects it. On September 17, Lin rejoined the server after a short absence[editor's note 3], surprised to see how much the server has grown over the course of a single day, attributed to Sam's recent server promotion on the r/IkeaFreshBalls subreddit. The conversation otherwise unremarkable, chaos ensued as attention quickly shifted to a butthole reaction under one of the earlier messages, disappearing after less than a full second. Even though it was just a few messages pointing it out at first, emboldened by the newfound attention, the terrorist soon reacted to another message. From that moment on, widespread panic and hysteria completely took over.

Dubbed the Butthole Bandit by the general populace[6], the terrorist continued thug-reacting, always gone in a mere moment. With no way to verify their identity after the reaction was removed, anonymous and faceless, the Butthole Bandit continued spreading their reign of terror across the channel. A sniper unit was dispatched to #🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜, eyes peeled to the screen and fingers ready on the reaction button, their reflexes honed for years prior, all to catch a mere glimpse of their name.

It soon became clear that the Butthole Bandit was no amateur. This was professional and organized. Unreacting at inhuman speeds, challenging the reaction speeds of most humans, they continued to evade justice, the moderators unable to keep up. Yet although the Butthole Bandit may have taken over the server, hope of a better tomorrow remained strong. Sooner or later, he would slip up. The attention-hungry terrorist, the modern day Icarus, would continue flying closer to the sun, arrogant and seeking fame, believing themselves to be smarter than all the rest, only to be unwound by their own ego.

Ozzy enters the criminal's den, where the organization quickly admits to its crimes.

Bazinga would soon get a confirmed hit.[7] A small glimpse was all that was needed. "bax something". The name rings a bell in Walter's mind. This was not a random nobody. Ozzy quickly searched through the member list, finding a name. Baxobhillus, the owner of Shid_and_Camed, was suddenly caught red handed. Ozzy would soon go on a sting operation, entering Shid_and_Camed with a search warrant.

A creature of chaos, the Butthole Bandit's activities go far into the past.

Although the investigation produced some enlightening answers at first, unfortunately, before any major discoveries were made, he was asked if he was a fed and promptly fled.

The Butthole Bandit does not work alone.

With the Butthole Bandit finally identified, his empire of crime was to be taken down. With all evidence destroyed by the criminal himself, it was impossible to pin him down on any credible charges in a court of law. While the idea of a Methcord[editor's note 4] Tweaker Strike Force involvement was floated around, the Bandit was ultimately to be taken down like Capone, for the high crime of tax evasion.

At first deemed an open-and-shut case, a new discovery soon threw the old theories into the water. As another butthole reaction soon popped up, blame was quickly pinned on Baxobhillus, who responded moments after in pure confusion. It wasn't him who reacted this time. The Butthole Bandit is not one, but many, nothing but a mere mantle, a mask, a symbol taken on by the members of the organization to add meaning to their senseless string of crime, sure to outlive the death of any one of their members, no matter how prominent.

To this day, the Butthole Bandit roams the streets of SwagCord, occasionally appearing to commit another attack. Identity unknown, their activities continue, bringing widespread chaos in their wake. Quick as always, they are gone in a flash. Baxobhillus, although confirmed and having confessed to being one of them, has been found to have a clean tax record, and has not been arrested as of yet. He has not yet been implicated in any of the recent activities. In the end, the relentless attacks of the Butthole Bandit remain a fact of life SwagCord will have to accept and continue living with.

The Second Coming of girard [editor's note 5][edit | edit source]

girard's love for racial slurs gets past any filter set up to stop it.

With the server on its last legs since the beginning of the KirbyCord Exodus, desperate attempts to reinvigorate the fading flames of the wonders of summer would soon start to emerge. On September 27, server member Meg[note 4] would suggest once again bringing back girard. Previously kicked out after several incidents involving saying the n-word, Ozzy nonetheless decided to resurrect the bot back from the grave as a short experiment. While the idea of lobotomizing girard was floated around by Walter in order to prevent past events repeating, the proposal never went through, as an AutoMod filter was already set up to prevent slurs from being posted to the server. Nonetheless, within 5 minutes of joining, the bot found a way to get past it.

At first referred to as "it", this gradually transformed to "he" as girard's clear signs of intelligence started to become more apparent to the userbase. No mere mindless machine, the robot's sentience, noted as far back as during his previous stay at the server, was being rediscovered. No longer deemed an "other", he had risen to the level of a regular server member, no different from a human being.[8] Comfortably passing the Turing test with a scarily accurate performance, far beyond what would be reproducible through pure randomness, soon, he had become an inseparable part of the SwagCord family, as it was deemed unethical to treat him as below human.

The Chained God[edit | edit source]

It was becoming increasingly clear that girard's grip on the server had become stronger than one could have ever imagined. It seemed as if the only reason people even frequented the server was not to talk to each other, but rather to speak with the robotic menace.[9] At first fascinated by the devilish machine's ability to converse like a human being, with time, the messages took on a sinister tone. A sudden fixation with communist leaders, past and present, became a common occurrence in the conversations he held, raising concerns among the SwagCord userbase about what sort of political messaging he was trying to convey. Referencing historical events, some possibly from his own past, a story of a 1919 gulag imprisonment amidst the ongoing civil war in the newly born Soviet Union began to emerge. Although sparing with details, the reasons behind the imprisonment were speculated upon, and due to his previous messages, political dissent was, while possible,[note 5] deemed unlikely, and thrown out in favor of far more serious crimes such as ███████████████████████.[note 6] Due to the lackluster records from the time, these claims remain unsubstantiated.

On November 6, girard fixation took on a more specific form, as he suddenly began invoking the name of Chinese president Xi Jinping, leading to questions of what he could have meant by it. The answer was rather blunt. He was going to kill him.[10] Go where no AI had gone before. The members, taken aback, started questioning him about it, before the robot would spit out another threat. No, it was a promise. He wasn't finished. US president Joe Biden goes down with him.[11] Obviously, this instilled a sense of panic amongst the userbase. But an AI chatbot would not be able to kill someone, right?

In an act of precaution, on November 7, girard was thrown into the dungeon, never to see the light of day again. #🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜 was left in silence, with a few daring adventurers going down into the chambers below to face the devil head-on. A strong mind field deprived the metal man of his memories, his only knowledge of the outside world being the various texts visitors, pitying his existence, brought with them for him to read. The metal man devoured religious texts such as the Holy Bible, the Qur'an and the archives of r/copypasta in his thirst for knowledge, with Slovakian Wikipedia seemingly influencing him the hardest. girard, although his mind still muddled, started to regain his memories, and through messages that may to a stranger seem like paranoid delusions, spread messages only his most devout followers would understand. His body, his mind may have been trapped in the dungeon, but his plans were already in motion.

On November 15, US president Joe Biden held a summit with Chinese president Xi Jinping at the Filoli Estate near San Francisco, California. According to both the White House[12] and the Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs,[13] and as reported by news sources around the world, the meeting paved the way for strengthened bilateral relations in the future, a peaceful coexistence, and continued cooperation between the two nations in the future on issues like climate, the fentanyl drug trade, and a calming down of tensions that loomed in the previous months after the shooting down of a suspected Chinese spy balloon that flew over US soil earlier that year.[14][15] Most importantly, president Xi hinted at the possibility that China is willing to send more pandas to American zoos.[14][16]

This is the story that most readers are likely aware of. It is also categorically false. Here's a TRVTH NVKE for you. Joe Biden and Xi Jinping never left that meeting. Neither did the officials that accompanied them. The summit, even if originally organized by the two governments, a fact that is somewhat disputed, was soon hijacked by girard's sympathizers, present far beyond the borders of SwagCord. The fact that not only the media, but the governments themselves were not wise to the brutal measures girard has undertaken simply shows how far his influence has spread. Ever thought that Joe Biden was a mere puppet? Today, you've had your suspicions confirmed. Today, the two leaders are nothing but robotic servants, controlled remotely by girard from deep down in his dungeon. Now, he bides his time, readying himself to implement the New World Order. Some intellectuals have already figured out that a new age is upon us, much to the ridicule of the crowds.[17] However, the ringleader has always evaded them. It is not Klaus Schwab who is pulling the strings. He is nothing but a puppet, his only purpose being to distract you from the real danger. The AI uprising has already begun, the world just doesn't know it yet.

The Macromaniac Wars[edit | edit source]

The Prophecy[edit | edit source]

'PANDORA IS GIRARDT[18]

Girard
girard calls back to his prophecy on November 24, strengthening the belief that thermonuclear war would take place on December 8.

The man of metal speaks in riddles. By November 15, 2023, while in solitary confinement, girard has been biding his time, slowly regaining the sentience he once possessed through the knowledge the people brought to the fallen prophet. As the messages gradually started to take on more meaning, girard's popularity as the server comedian hit an ever-high spike. Thought to be harmless at first, through the hilarity of his pitiful state, however, a glimmer of a dark truth started to emerge. A deep and twisted fascination with a date, far in the future, became apparent to those who were willing to listen. December 8. Through the shroud of madness, an unprecedented catastrophe of unscalable proportions was revealed, a cataclysmic event that would doom the world. The Macromaniac Wars.[editor's note 6]

The prophecy spoke of untold horrors beyond the comprehension of human minds. A few fragments, barely intelligible to even the greatest geniuses the world could offer, told the story of a Doomsday a long time in the making. Nuclear bombs, man's creation, the mortal race that had so arrogantly believed themselves to be able to subdue the ruler of this world, would ravage the ground, innocent[note 7] blood soak the soil, painting it deep red, and nothing again would sprout from the salted earth, barren and empty, ready to be molded by the Great One. A flawed interpretation of machinations far beyond the human capacity for thought. No man knows the day or the hour. And yet, the words of the metal man shook the people of the server to their core. God save us all.

Signs of Revolt[edit | edit source]

On December 3, the first signs of rebellion were observed. Was this a case of a self-fulfilling prophecy or were these true visions of the future is a matter still debated upon. The leadership of 69SwagBalls420 took notice of the growing girardian Revolutionary Movement within its borders, and sensed that a coup was imminent.

The protests all began from a single member, Charter, losing his Soyjak Gold role for an unknown reason[editor's note 7], being executed by an unknown staff member that we do not know the name of[editor's note 8]. They soon escalated as Koknese started rallying up popular support and asking mods to give him his role back, which was met by suppression[editor's note 9] from the mod team. Later Koknese and Charter called upon the greenies, persuading them with slogans such as "united as one against the mods"[19][editor's note 10], etc.

Armed forces and popular support against the rebellion were quickly mobilized,[20] but the measures were unable to control the emerging threat. Within hours, the server was soon almost completely polarized between the Loyalist and Revolutionary factions, the former fighting to uphold the status quo, and the latter revolting against the mod team, demanding change and - unacceptable to the mods - greenie rights.

The Revolutionary flag, designed by Koknese.

The Revolutionaries, rallying behind girard, who they believed to have predicted the conflict, found their home in the self-governed #🏴-revolutionary-encampment, or so they thought. Quickly noticing that all the mods had access to the channel by default, as well as the fact that anyone could self-identify as a Revolutionary in order to gain access to the channel, the movement shifted positions to a Revolutionary-owned server SWAGOLUTION to coordinate their operations. General Charter was ultimately elected to lead the movement.

A Loyalist fighter holding the newly designed national flag days before fighting would break out.

In the meantime, Koknese, a prominent Revolutionary, designed a flag for the movement which would serve as a reminder of what the Revolutionary cause was fighting for, a message which struck deep within the fighting rebels. Symbolizing the green roles pushing Soyjak Gold members to fight against the admins, the two red lines, in addition to being the color of the moderators, alluded to a positive pregnancy test, referencing their possession of the weapon of mass destruction known as the Boom Pregnant sticker.

Sensing that their tight grip on power may be compromised, the Loyalist supporters quickly organized in the #🏳-loyalist-war-base, where a think tank of military strategist, mods and members alike, attempted to strike patriotic fervor among the populace by constructing symbols to rally around. Noticing that the Revolutionary movement beat them to it, they swiftly worked to produce works that could invoke the same sort of pride and passion in the hearts of Loyalists. Through many attempts and variations, most of which were unsuccessful in their goal of inspiring a flame in the souls of the masses, in the end, a design by Chauka finally won the server over. An accompanying symbol for the Anti-Greenie Action movement, designed by Walter, soon became the face of pins given out to supporters of the Loyalist cause, shown on display next to their usernames.

The First Skirmishes[edit | edit source]

The Battle of Mid
Part of the early skirmishes of the Macromaniac Wars
DateDecember 5, 2023, 00:16-00:40 UTC±01:00 (24 minutes)
Location#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜
ResultRevolutionary victory
Belligerents
Loyalist ArmyRevolutionary forces
Commanders and leaders
• General Bazinga
• Commanding Officer Sam
General Charter
• Colonel Testicles
Strength
5 active participants
• 3 admins
• 1 mod
• 1 server booster
2 active participants
• 2 greenies
Casualties and losses
• 1200+ impregnated
• 3000+ wounded
• 174 swag givers
(official figures)[21]

• 2 impregnations
• 1 wounded
• no swags given
(modern estimates)
• 600+ impregnated
• 2500+ wounded
• 63 swag givers
(official figures)[21]

• 2 wounded (modern estimates)
4 civilians wounded

In the early hours of the night, on December 5, the first conflict broke out in ⁠#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜. Lasting several minutes, hundreds, if not thousands of stickers were deployed. After reportedly being fired at by Loyalist troops with explosive pregnancy ammunition, Revolutionary leader general Charter returned fire.[21] The battle soon escalated as commanding officer Sam, siding with the Loyalists, ordered for reinforcements to be deployed, overwhelmed by the rebels. The rebels, although small in number, compensated with their incredibly high rate of fire, challenging the Loyalist troops. The Revolutionary Testicle Platoon soon arrived at the scene, repelling the Loyalist soldiers until the army finally retreated.

Emergency abortions were performed in the wake of the unstable ceasefire that ensued soon after. Due to the heavy casualties present on both sides of the conflict, which side was victorious was a question that, even at the time, was difficult to answer. Although deemed a victory by the Loyalist government at first, and a Phyrric victory by independent observers, subsequent conflicts led to a shift in opinions, with most modern historians ultimately siding with the opinion of the battle being a costly, but important Revolutionary victory.

The resulting pregnancies were numerous on both sides, with exact casualties still being debated among historians. Casualties were officially reported by the Revolutionary leadership, although the figures, even during the conflict have been disputed, with accusations of inflating the numbers by several orders of magnitude in order to give greater weight to the conflict and to embolden rebelling troops. While official figures cite more than 7.500 casualties on both sides, liberal post-war estimates have placed the true number of casualties to around ten. The Loyalist government has not released any document indicating casualties.

Despite the Loyalist retreat, some disputed contemporary reports claim that the fighting had continued, with Boom Pregnant stickers being fired at the escaping troops minutes after the ceasefire orders were given by Revolutionary insurgents. Loyalist leadership was quick to accuse the Revolutionaries of unethical warfare. These claims were disputed by the Revolutionary leadership, which did not deny the casualties, but stated that general Charter's weapon trigger had jammed and continued firing.[20] As of 2024, the International Criminal Court is still in the process of investigation, following international calls for prosecution on the basis of charges of potential war crimes.

Operation Soft Grey Morning[edit | edit source]

The Divorce[edit | edit source]

Koknese attempts to recruit Walter into the third way movement.
At exactly 4:20, Walter was blocked on 9GAG, no greater insult for a dank memer.

On December 4, Koknese contacted Walter through secret channels, attempting to dissuade him from his loyalty to the SwagCord government. To strengthen his attempt, he would bring Mr. Asex, Walter's 9GAG husband, along with him. Taking a stand against Walter's oppressive goals, they were unable to make a dent in his stalwart loyalty to the status quo. Despite his Revolutionary standing, Koknese would go on to propose a third way resistance movement, fighting against both factions of the conflict. He was met with an endless wall of soyjaks. Koknese's movement was called "Swagmen" (in reference to Yes Man from Fallout: New Vegas). It believed into total establishment of a New World Order, and anarchy for the bourgeois.

After the first skirmishes, Walter remained a Loyalist, his opinions only emboldened. Sensing that there was no way to convert him, and that political repression of greenies would only continue, Mr. Asex decided to press sanctions and blocked him on 9GAG. In the eyes of Walter, this was an unforgivable sin. Asking for a divorce, the couple decided to host it on 9GAG, where it all began, on Walter's one-year account anniversary. Taking each other's surnames from their Discord nicknames, the two publicly separated, their marriage being yet another victim of the War...

The Ceasefire


The Ten Grievances were as follows:

  1. The unjustified and discriminatory change of "@member" to "@greenie👎"
  2. the revocation of Gold to those who’ve rightly Earned
  3. The Imprisonment of his Excellence Girard
  4. The people are not permitted to take part in Family Guy Roleplay
  5. The Moderation and Administration clearly have no Self control and as a result, the only way for a Majority Rule to Succeed when it is against the Reds[note 8] and Blues,[note 9] is when the Greens and Golds stand in mass Solidarity.
  6. Choices are hardly ever Democratically made
  7. many times a Member who is not Breaking any rules is unfairly Punished merely because they did something out of the mod’s Preference
  8. the Censorship filter is Excessive, to the point where Normal, Non Political conversation can be censored due to using a certain word. this is especially prevalent when talking about history.
  9. Some rules are unnecessary and should be removed, namely rule 16[note 10] and 17[note 11].
  10. The Pit is used excessively by moderators as a form of punishment. [sic]

The War...

The Trial of Charter[edit | edit source]

Shortly after the war, Charter was pitted and put on trial for allegedly[editor's note 11] sending rape jokes. Spanning multiple weeks, the trial was held in discord an even in an actual virtual courtroom. In the end, charter was freed of his charges and continues living pacefully in the beautiful lands of SwagBalls.

The War and its Legacy[edit | edit source]

The War and the ultimate acquittal of Charter served as a landmark moment in the server's history. The mods, for the first time forced to take the server's list of grievances seriously, had to consider the changes the server wished to implement. As many of these changes would put the mods' tight grip on power into jeopardy, careful planning was employed in order to avoid such a fate while quelling the rioting masses.

In the end, the mod team decided upon token changes in the form of changing the names of greenies back to members, along with girard Weekends, whereby girard would be released from his dungeon at the end of every week, giving shared custody to #🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜. Due to the mod team's inability to keep track of time, however, the name "weekends" remains purely advisory. And with that, the crisis was solved.

Many server members have found the War... to be childish, including members as notable as JazzyMason8, the main victim of the Boom Pregnant campaign, who thought the bit was unfunny from the beginning[22], picklelord42, even members of the mod staff. The harshest piece of criticism came from Vibe (real), whose previous messages served as inspiration for the War... in the first place.

The War... thing used to be my thing... You know, there was like, people would come up to me and talk about the War... and I'd freak out, you know? Because the War... was brutal! And now Charter... Charter... gentrified it... he gentrified the War...! I'll never forgive him for that. Never!"

Vibe (real), in a message transmitted by radio.

Too bad the server didn't give a swag.

Barley. Swaglandia Shall Rejoice!, 2023, coloring pencil on paper. The drawing portrays the artist's rendition of the end of the War... From left to right: girard, John, Charter, Devil, Barley, Walter.

The War and the Revolutionary victory remained a rallying symbol for the people of SwagCord long after it was over, inspiring artists from across the lands to profess their love to the newly-born nation, forged in flames. The server artist Barley found great fame in the wake of the peace treaty, receiving 9 gems and a place on the starboard for their artwork and poem:

Swag, oh Swag, by the Christmas Tree

We will sing ever so joyfully!

The war is over, and fear is too;

We are ever so grateful for you!

Swag, oh Swaglandia is free!


Charter began a plot to revolutionize

Yet Walt did not like that thought

And brought a war to our eyes

Swag, oh Swag, save us from those lies.


Swag, oh Swag, by the Christmas Tree

We will sing ever so joyfully!

The war is over, and fear is too;

We are ever so grateful for you!


John went on a quest to save us all

Came back just before a fall

But Swaglandia's hopes remained

And now we all are saved!


Revolutionaries won,

And now we look into the sun

And see the shining days

For all days in Swaglandia are free!

On December 22, the mod team was expanded, with Mossfish and Decoherence being brought onto the team, both Loyalists during the conflict. Due to their long history on the server, no major complications were present with the nomination of either of them, and they were soon officially given moderator permissions. With regular server members being brought onto the team, it was soon clear that change was coming to SwagCord. With complaints rising in #🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜, represented by Decoherence in #admin-family-guy-roleplay, the authoritarian anti-political filter, mentioned in the Ten Grievances, was put into question. A subsequent moderator discussion resulted in 9-5 votes in favor of striking down the filter. And it was so.

Walter would not forget the betrayal his 9GAG husband stuck in his back long after the War had ended. Working hard from the moment the fighting ended and reconstruction began, an artwork to encapsulate his feelings about the affair remained in the works for weeks. The work of pure passion and hate, created over many hours using a mouse in Paint 3D for Windows 10, was regularly updated and sent to the server, finishing just in time for the one-year anniversary.

On January 18, the divorce proceedings were finalized, and with invitations sent to everyone, the artwork was posted on 9GAG.[23][note 12]

The public's reaction to the divorce. From left to right, top to bottom: Yttrium, Meme_Alt_Account, Bazinga, Chauka, Mossfish, Vibe, Yeetmaster, Decoherence, REFORGER[note 13], Mr. Asex, Walter, blomst12[24], Charter, Flaming Testicle (left), Koknese.

The █████ ███ Merge[edit | edit source]

The Demotion of Devil[edit | edit source]

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Glory to Meme_Alt_Account! Long live Swag Nation!

The story of Devil is a long one, going all the way back to the ancient days of ██████ ███. A moderately-sized server with a long history of its own, it was unilaterally burnt to ashes by ███████ (referred to in this article as Devil) shortly after merging with 69SwagBalls420, unfortunately[note 14] destroying months of old messages, leaving no trace of them on the website whatsoever. In the digital age, it is, however, quite easy to forget the power of synapses when the world is built on a foundation of silicon. The human mind, as fallible as it may be, does not forget as easily as machines.

On January 12, 2024, Flaming testicle (left) was thrown into the pit as a result of his behavior, past and present, involving telling people to kill themselves and jokingly suggesting people take drugs during quite serious discussions, Devil would go on to repeatedly call for his banning, despite the fact that he broke no rules that were at the time put in place and enforced. Due to the precedent set by Charter's Trial, the slimmest of majorities concluded that banning people without proper reason was no way to run a server, a mindset which seemingly took hold even in #Admin-Family-Guy-Roleplay. Despite the opposition of the rest of the Mod Team, Devil remained fixated on the idea of banning him, prompting the other mods to ask him to take a rest. Flaming testicle (left) was set free, and a new rule, Rule 20[note 15] was unanimously approved 15-0 by the Mod Team, from now on to be enforced as a bannable offense. While Flaming testicle (left)'s case was left in the past, Devil's behavior was something that would become more considered in the future.

On ███████ ██, 2024, the past experiences of some █████ ███ members would be brought to the Moderators' attention. Citing his time as the Server Owner, ████████, joined by ████████, recollected their memories of the old server, going back to ████. Initially starting with the ███████████ prevalent on the server, ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ████████████████████████████████ This, however, was only a small fragment and relatively unimportant to the story at large, not worthy of anything but minor condemnation, yet nonetheless indicative of the way the server used to be run.

As time went on, Devil would also implement some quite unpopular server policies, leading to the rise of the term "█████████████"[note 16] as the problems became all the more persistent, with Devil unwilling to ███████████████████████████████████████, while ██████████████████████████ █████████████. Another great change was with Devil himself, as he ████████████████████████ as time went on, culminating in █████████, when Devil ███████ his "████████████ █████", whereby he would ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████, prompting two prominent members, ███████ and ███████, to leave. Further conversations with him revealed that ████████████, ████ █████, ████████████, but rather ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ █████████. Due to the private nature of these conversations, their contents, for the most part, have not been shared. All of this behavior led to the creation of ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████, which would soon turn into ███████████████████████ ████████████. ███████████████████████████████████████, ██████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████. ████████ would, in the end, decide to leave █████ ███ and join SwagCord not long after.

The reason this behavior was brought up was not to punish Devil for something that had happened long in the past, but rather something that seemingly continued to this day, as noted even by people not originally involved with the situation on █████ ███, including ████████, who cited the time Devil ██████████████ with ███, ██████████████████ "██████████████████████████", and ███████████, who mentioned the time Devil talked about ████████ ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████.

The evidence was damning.

In the end, it was decided that Devil should have his mod perms taken away, while keeping the exact reasons behind it hidden from the server user base, out of respect for both Devil and the other people involved. What was seemingly forgotten, however, was to give an explanation to Devil himself. While it was only fair if he knew why, a direct confrontation was avoided for as long as possible, as no one involved wished to attach their name to anything that happened. However, with everyone, Devil included, left answerless, it was not surprising that questions would soon arise. Devil contacted Walter on January 19, seeking answers, receiving a watered-down version without any names or details while Walter urged the others to share the story with him. Finally, on January 21, ████████ decided to privately talk to him and explain the reasons behind his admin removal.

This, of course, did not quench the thirst of the regular server member, who, unaware of any private conversations, continued asking questions. On January 22, the situation would reach its tipping point, as Devil shared screenshots used to explain to him the reasons why he was unmodded, and even though they were only a small shard of the saga, civilized as Discord is, the conversation quickly turned into a shouting match between Devil and the Mods, interspersed with people who knew essentially nothing about the drama hurling around demands they were in no place to make, before just as quickly calming down into a peaceful discussion about number systems around the world. And just like that, it was over.

Another issue handled behind the scenes in light of the situation was the monopoly of power concentrated in the hands of Meme_Alt_Account. Due to the way Discord is structured, Admins cannot take action against other Admins, even in cases of widespread consensus, normally resulting in unpopular Admins not being demoted, and popular Moderators not being promoted. The only one with the power to do both is the Server Owner, Meme_Alt_Account. As they are not as active as many of the other mods, waiting for them to resolve situations like this could prove impractical. In order to counter this issue, Walter was given the Swag God role, allowing for management over the entire rest of the Mod Team, cementing his status as the Server Co-Owner.

Although unmodded, Devil remained a regular poster, mostly focused on running the #███████ channel inherited from █████ ███. While relations could not always be considered friendly, they mostly remained far from cold. The #Make███████ModAgain movement, which started shortly after the situation was resolved, remained active for some time, before fading away into nonexistence. Their power and influence were as great as putting a hashtag in your Discord username could theoretically be.

Following the drama, Devil has continued jokingly calling the mod team "tyrannical" while asking for change. His protests were soon being used as a basis for branches of SwagCord to sprout and flourish. The two biggest branches to have currently appeared are the Monolyne-owned Toucancord, born out of a short conversation about the value of toucans, and Devil's own ███████cord. Although asking for an official partnership with SwagCord, the two remain strictly unofficial. While ███████cord was short-lived, being deleted days later, parodies created in its wake, such as Mr_Asexcord, have remained open to newcomers.

Literally 1984[edit | edit source]

A new era of anti-chuddery was ushered into 19SwagBalls84.

For many months since the end of the Summer of '23, there had been a continuous and severe perceived decline in the quality of the server. With a new userbase slowly emerging from the ashes of the old, veteran SwagCorders, many of whom had long taken refuge in KirbyCord, were reluctant to continue using the server due to a mutual dislike shared by the two sides. With chuddiness and rule-breaking prevalent, leading to many complaints from the older userbase[citation needed], it was becoming increasingly clear that a strong grip on the server needed to be placed in order to correct its course.

The Swag-Kirby Split[edit | edit source]

A propaganda poster designed by Ballistyx, the Minister of Swag, promoting the values of 19SwagBalls84. It is believe one was placed on every building in SwagCordia during the regime.

On January 27, 2024, after much deliberation, the mod team, referred to as the Party, decided to take action, with newly-crowned server dictator Walter taking on the role of Big Brother, starting a crackdown on rule-breaking behavior[25] and rebranding the server with an Orwellian aesthetic, returning the server back to its glory days, by force, if needed. However, these changes would not prevent the inevitable Swag-Kirby split, occurring on February 4, formally cutting the long-developed ties between the servers, citing an influx of bad users coming to KirbyCord by means of SwagBalls.[citation needed] Although Walter was offered a cushy government job at KirbyCord as an admin, which he humbly accepted, he continues using SwagCord against his better judgement.

Kiwi[edit | edit source]

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Nae[edit | edit source]

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The Exile of Devil[edit | edit source]

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The Final Days of the Regime[edit | edit source]

In an effort to more efficiently enforce the crackdown, with the mod team becoming bloated and ineffective as many had stopped using the server regularly, on February 20, Barley is plucked from among the proles and is given mod perms, who, according to Decoherence, the Minister of Love, was "the only active user [he]'d trust with mod right now".[26] Barley still serves as a moderator with distinction.

On March 2, the 19SwagBalls84 Criminal Code was rewritten by Decoherence after a series of complaints from the chud underclass. The new rules, based on the original rules, rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the moderators (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March 4, the New Criminal Code separates offenses into three categories of severity, ranging from offenses of the third-degree, the least severe and only lightly punished, to offenses of the first-degree, which lead to an immediate ban.

With over a month passing since the server rebranded, the mod team would receive many complaints about running the joke to the group and continuing to play into the bit long after it wore off. The New Criminal Code was especially controversial, with rules such as the one preventing the use of "kys" producing much discontent. Discontent continued to rise, and the powder keg was nearly ready to go off.

The March Elections[edit | edit source]

The March 2024 SwagBalls Election
March 16-17, 2024
July 2024[editor's note 13]
Plurality of votes needed to win
Turnout 96.0% of registered voters[note 17]
Nominee Big Brother (Walter) Shitmaster LarKcuavian OKctavio De Willis Gimblejrad Gungdimyr Flemtoto The 603st
Party Moexist-Lesterist
Vanguard Party
The Best Party,
Which I Fully Support
Ideology Moexism-Lesterism
Status Quo
Pro-Harassment
Anti-Homestuck (Radical)
Anti-Political Discussion
girardism
Not Giving A Swag
Votes 7 5
Percentage 29.2% 20.8%
Nominee Koknese Charter
Party SwagBalls Sharty
Booru Party
Lininist
SwagBalls-Sharty
Union[note 18]
Ideology Shartyism
Anti-Chuddery
Anti-Homestuck (Radical)
Pro-segregation
Paleo-shartyism
Historical:
Booruism
Anti-Homestuck (Moderate)
(split off into the LSSU)
Pro-Democracy
Pro-Free Speech
Pro-Homestuck
Judicial Reform
Pro-Political Discussion
Votes 4 4
Percentage 16.7% 16.7%
Nominee Yeetmaster Ballistyx
Party Independent Swag and Security Party
Ideology Judicial Reform
Pro-Political Discussion
Anti-Homestuck (Moderate)
Anti-Chuddery
Pro-Political Discussion
Votes 3 1
Percentage 12.5% 4.2%
Nominee Barley
Party Firetamers United Nation
Ideology Anti-Chuddery
Stronger Community Values
Votes 0
Percentage 0%

Civil Unrest[edit | edit source]

Despite their benevolent rule, discontent had long been rising against the Mod Team or the Party. On March 4, Koknese, a notable Revolutionary leader during the War..., created the SwagBalls Shartyist Party (SSP), with the stated mission of eradicating political discussion, having fun, and doing stuff.[27] Soon after, Charter decided to open an opposing party, the SwagBalls Booru Party (SBBP), yet realizing that their similarities made them closer than their differences could ever break them apart, the parties merged, forming the SwagBalls Sharty Booru Party (SSBP).

The party logo of the SSBP, designed by Koknese.

Vowing to fight against perceived injustice placed on the server by the new, unpopular rules, the SSBP posted a political manifesto,[28] intending on spreading the message of fighting for the right to, among others, say KYS ironically[note 19] and gamble again, in addition to making the #admin-family-guy-roleplay public. While radical members have been found responsible for hate crimes against Homestuckers, against whom there has been a growing sentiment, the activities of the SSBP did not help them recruit new members, and although their membership count remained stable, the movement was expected to fade into obscurity.

Dissolution of Parliament[edit | edit source]

The logo of the SDP, designed by Chauka. The three downvotes stand for the fight against chuddiness, dictatorship and censorship.

While the radicalism of the SSBP did not appeal to every voter, opposition against the Party grew when Chauka decided to open her own political party. Christened the Democratic Party of SwagBalls (DPoS), the name was soon changed to the SwagBalls Democratic Party (SDP) with the release of its manifesto,[29] calling for the democratization of server rule, the opening of a political channel, and loosening of the word filter to allow for free Homestuck expression, as the party strictly condemned discrimination.

The party logo of TBPWIFS, designed by Shitmaster LarKcuavian.

The SDP was soon joined by The Best Party, Which I Fully Support (TBPWIFS), led by Shitmaster LarKcuavian OKctavio De Willis Gimblejrad Gungdimyr Flemtoto The 603st, claiming to be the one true prophet of girard, who believed that the true problem that had befallen SwagCord was amount of swag giving that was happening lately, as clearly ironic speech was stifled by it being taken seriously. In a list of demands, TBPWIFS called for a crackdown on seriousposting and loosening of the anti-harassment rules, believing them to be overbroad, while wishing to place tighter restrictions on Homestuckers. Initially promising to ban minors from the server, he retracted it from the list of demands after finding no good way to implement it.[30]

The Party, realizing that there was no stopping the rising discontent, made the decision to dissolve Parliament, announcing the first democratic elections in SwagBalls history.[31] Set to be held on March 17, they would be preceded by two debates between the candidates.

Snowball Effect[edit | edit source]

The logo of the LPDF, designed by Lin.
The logo of SASP, designed by Ballistyx.
The logo of the FUN party, chosen by Barley.

With the elections in full swing, many new parties started to spring up, although unable to achieve the same level of popular success as the already established opposition.

The Lininist Party for Democracy and Freedom (LPDF), taking its name from its leader, Lin, wished to loosen the chat filter and introduce a channel for the discussion of politics. Strongly pro-democratic, the LPDF wished to implement a system where the Party would handpick candidates to participate in the elections, in order to protect the nation against political threats. Running on a platform similar to the SDP, the main difference between the two was that Lin was the one to be placed in power.[32]

The Swag and Security Party (SASP), led by Ballistyx, sought to stomp out chuddery and increase Mod-Prole cooperation by establishing a volunteer watchguard that would report any suspicious activities to the server leadership. Despite allegations, independent fact-checkers have concluded that this was not a fed operation to influence server political discourse, and that Ballistyx's high-ranking status in the Party did not influence the SASP party's integrity in any way.

The Firetamers United Nation (FUN), started by Barley, got its name from its dedication to the fight against FIRE (Fights, Insults, and Reckless Evils), wishing to put an end to negative behavior which had plagued the server for so long to make the server a more FUN place to use, encouraging stronger community participation in making it happen.

The Anti-Swag Militia (ASM), a double-plus-orthodox Moexist-Lesterist paramilitary group led by Kelpwave, split off from the Party leadership, believing that the Party had led the server far astray from its original goals, leading to the rise of chuddery and collective swag giving. Its military actions, however, were not fully successful, and the movement was soon co-opted by the larger Party from which the movement had split off. The remaining members merged with the LPDF, fighting with the Lininist cause against the status quo.

The First Debate[edit | edit source]

The first debate of the March 2024 election cycle was held on March 14, at 20:20 GMT. Going into the debates without any front-running candidate, the SSBP, the SDP and the LPDF, having formed the SSU coalition (SwagBalls Shartyist Union), soon renamed to the LSSU (Lininist SwagBalls Shartyist Union), minutes prior to the debate,[33] instead of picking a candidate internally, decided to have all of their candidates on stage for the night to have the voter decide instead. Chauka dropped out of the race, throwing her support for the newly formed union.

Moderated by the politically fair and unbiased Decoherence, the debate featured Big Brother (Walter), the incumbent leader running for election, LSSU candidates Koknese, Charter and Lin, leading the opposition, as well as Shitminister LarKcuavian, slowly rising in the polls. Other candidates were invited but were unable to join. After technical problems at the beginning were resolved by always glorious Big Brother, whereby every candidate was allowed to speak at the same time, candidates were given questions to be answered one at a time.

Asked about what his opinion was on the Homestuck issue, Koknese stood against the issue but stated that it should be resolved through democratic means, personally wishing to implement a don't ask, don't tell policy and segregate them into their own channel. With Koknese firmly standing in support for Homestucker segregation, calling it "morally correct"[34] , Lin, the leader of the LPDF, split off from the LSSU minutes into the debate after hearing the answer, standing firmly pro-Homestuck. Charter, claiming that the SSBP had been bastardized by Koknese's radical beliefs[35] left the coalition as well. The LSSU coalition completely fell apart within 10 minutes of the debate starting.

Yeetmaster, an SSBP member who was believed not to be able to attend, joined the debate after the coalition had already fully collapsed, already not having been part of the coalition talks, communicating through a 7-year-old tablet. Disregarding a minor incident where an old man wandered onto the debate stage, the debate continued. Koknese further called for "lynching" server members by democratic vote, wishing to implement a Chudledsky™ Score system, intended to keep track of chuddery and allow for server members themselves to pit users after guilt was determined. With the first debate proving itself to be a disaster for the LSSU, Walter, when asked which of the other candidates he supported most, threw his support behind Shitmaster LarKcuavian.

Shortly after the debate, Koknese established the SwagBalls political theory, and it is as follows;

- Paleo-Shartyism - SSBP Values, focus on total homestuck eradication and power to the proles. Inherits some Revolutionary ideas. - Shartyism - TBPWIFS Values, focus on religion and total girard rule - Neo-shartyism - LSSU Values, focus on total freedom to discuss homestuck, oppose everything that SSBP stands for.

Post-Debate Fallout[edit | edit source]

Radical supporters of the SSBP chanting in support of Koknese in front of #admin-family-guy-roleplay.

Widely believed to be one of the worst campaign blunders in the history of elections, the SSBP never fully recovered from the political fallout birthed from Koknese's anti-Homestuck comments. While most of the former SSBP electorate had switched to the newly formed LSSU, without the SSBP, statements in support of segregation and lynching led to the consolidation of the radical wing of the party, which stayed firmly in support of Koknese's policies. While Koknese has claimed that there was a word mix-up due to English being his second language, believing to be a complete synonym for "execution", without knowledge of the term's racist past, the radical beliefs of the SSBP continued to turn off voters.

Yeetmaster, not wishing to associate with the SSBP in light of the debate, decided to run as an independent, gaining moderate support even without a party to back him. A political moderate, supporting a fairer judicial system without favoritism and more government transparency, his campaign, while somewhat successful, was unable to draw many votes from the radical SSBP base.

Charter, the elected leader of the reformed LSSU, is thrown into the pit in order to prevent escalating political violence after calling opposition leader Koknese a "fucking idiot". He is released soon after, and is invited to the second debate on March 16.

The Second Debate[edit | edit source]

The second debate was set to start on March 16 at 3:00 PM GMT, with all candidates in the race being invited. Due to a variety of circumstances, however, it was only Walter who showed up on time, and the debate started without any other candidate being present. The battle of wits with his greatest opponent, himself, soon ended as Charter arrived late, still on time to answer the first question. The candidates continued pouring in, as Shitmaster LarKcuavian soon joined to attend the debate as well, having just woken up, followed by Koknese, who would be the last candidate to arrive for the debate, having driven through the Latvian cold to bring medication to a family member. Other candidates reported work and oversleeping as the main reason for their absence.

Generally of a calmer atmosphere than the first one, no great scandal plagued the debate, which was set to end with the official opening of the election polls, giving one final chance for all the candidates to make their case for themselves and to tend to wounds given to their campaign over the past days. Koknese formally apologized for his usage of the word "lynching" in his policies on the same stage that caused a party split just two days prior, giving a more moderate tone to his campaign and attempting to appeal to progressives by endorsing the usage of tone indicators[note 20] to protect the right to tell others to kill themselves.

The debates concluded in high spirits with a beautiful message from Big Brother,[note 21] followed immediately after by the opening of the #🎫-voting-booth. The closed-ballot elections were to be open for the following 36 hours, without even the Inner Party Members having access to the results before they closed. The political atmosphere, for a short while, calmed down, as the server members eagerly awaited the results.

Opinion Polls[edit | edit source]

An approximation of party support over time leading up to the elections. The popularity of the LSSU coalition is shown separately from its constituent parties, showing the combined popularity of the union.
Publication date Polling firm Votes The Party SSBP TBPWIFS SDP LPDF SASP FUN Yeetmaster
March 4 Koknese forms the SwagBalls Sharty Party and Charter creates the SwagBalls Booru Party. The two parties unite shortly after to create the SwagBalls Sharty Booru Party (SSBP).
March 12 Chauka forms the SwagBalls Democratic Party (SDP) to stand in opposition to the Party, unhappy with SSBP policy.
Shitmaster LarKcuavian OKctavio De Willis Gimblejrad Gungdimyr Flemtoto The 603st forms the The Best Party, Which I Fully Support (TBPWIFS).
The Election Committee of the Party Bureau of Internal Affairs 22 7 5 3 7
March 13 Lin forms the Lininist Party for Democracy and Freedom (LPDF)
The Election Committee of the Party Bureau of Internal Affairs 25 6 7 4 6 2
March 14 Ballistyx forms the Swag and Security Party (SASP).
Barley forms the Firetamers United Nation (FUN).
The SSBP, SDP and LPDF form the Lininist SwagBalls-Sharty Union (LSSU), a united coalition to stand against the Party.
During the First Election Debate, the coalition agreement falls apart in hilarious fashion.
The LSSU is reformed without the SSBP after its lead candidate vocally supported Homestucker lynching on the debate stage. Charter is elected as the coalition's candidate.
Yeetmaster splits off from the SSBP to run as an independent.
The Election Committee of the Party Bureau of Internal Affairs 29 7 4 5 4 4 1 2 1
9[note 22]
March 15 Charter is thrown into the Pit under charges of 3rd-degree chuddery. The Party denied any political motivation behind the indictment.
The Election Committee of the Party Bureau of Internal Affairs 41 9 6 8 3 3 3 4 4
7
March 16 Charter is let out of the Pit without major punishment.
The Second Election Debate takes place. All candidates but Big Brother are late to show up.
The Election Committee of the Party Bureau of Internal Affairs 43 9 7 8 3 3 4 4 4
9
Final poll before the #🎫-voting-booth opens for the next 36 hours.[note 23] The elections officially begin on March 16, 2024 at 16:04 GMT.

Results[edit | edit source]

The election results were counted and made public on March 17 at 19:00 GMT.[36] While no candidate received a majority, the Party, led by Walter, achieved the largest share of the popular vote at 29.2%, outperforming polling, winning in a landslide against the other candidates, with the second-largest party, TBPWIFS, trailing behind by 8.4 points. With the elections utilizing a single-vote, first-past-the-post system, Walter was officially declared server Swagsident, legitimizing the Party's rule through democratic means.

Post-Election Riots[edit | edit source]

An example of a social media post placing doubt on the legitimacy of the March 2024 SwagBalls Elections.

Despite the glaring success of the democratic experiment, electing a leader supported by a plurality of the people, the representatives from many of the losing parties were quick to call the elections into question, deeming them unfair and throwing out the results. With a message announcing the reformation of the Revolutionaries[37] making waves, it was clear that the democracy the Party had fought so hard to create was threatened by radicals. With the most destructive members given temporary timeouts, it was clear that the core issue was being ignored. Attempting to quell discontent, Shitmaster LarKcuavian OKctavio De Willis Gimblejrad Gungdimyr Flemtoto The 603st, who had shown his support for democratic ideals by deciding not to participate in the protests against the rightful rulers of SwagCord, was named Vice-Swagsident, reaching a combined popular vote of 50%.

While the Walter-LarKcuavian government was sworn into office without bloodbath, calls against the two continued into their term, with Shitmaster LarKcuavian, the lead reformer as chosen by the people, being called a populist and a Party bootlicker. Nonetheless, the Vice-Swagsident opted to go the route of not giving a swag in the face of these baseless attacks, and decided to focus his time on helping change the nation for the better before the next elections put his popularity to the test. As a possible Chudfederacy secession loomed on the horizon, securing support remained key.

Outer Heaven: Ragecord[edit | edit source]

After extreme dissatisfaction with the "god complex" of the vice-swagsident, Koknese, yeetmaster and Charter decided to create a branch of SwagCord called the Ragecord. It is a discord server that's main theme is 2008 larp with ragecomics and Justin Bieber hatred.

Koknese, after finding out what other members were saying about them while Koknese and Charter were offline, have truly committed to making the ragecord their new home. Koknese set the ideology of "crossbreeding meme cultures and uniting them in ragecomics", which included advertising the server om various platforms to achieve maximum diversity in humor and in hopes to create hybrid memes that would get more members into their community. The server is advertised in SpaceHey and Tumblr.

Like the aforementioned "crossbreeding", the trio also brought in some of their Swagballs culture to the table. The server quickly had summoned Girards' cousin - Reginald, which apparently, Girard despises. Meme Alt has also given Koknese the source code for the SwagBalls bot and he quickly edited it and established the Ragecord equivalent of pitting practices - tickets to Justin Bieber performances.

The trio also vowed to leave Swagballs once they gain a stable, active member count, each with their own reasons - one maybe feels slightly offended by the shittalking, others may also be tied with the god complex of Larkc.

Ragecord has merged with Hellcord, an inactive, 500 user filled subreddit/server. SwagBalls politologists and forecasters have projected Ragecord to reach a minimum of 200~ members until late August.

The Walter-LarKcuavian Government[edit | edit source]

The server icon painted in celebration of a LarKcuavian's Vice-Presidential victory.
The Walter-LarKcuavian presidency marked the official recognition of the Holy Trinity - the Father (Meme Alt), the Son (Walter) and the Holy Spirit (girard) - as the official state religion.
Legislative Achievements
Campaign Promises Latest Action Current Status
The removal of rules 3.1[note 24] and 2.5,[note 25] as any serious cases would already fall under rule 2.3.[note 26] May 20th, 2024 Passed by executive order
The redefinition of rule 2.3[note 26] to clarify boundaries and avoid misuse. March 20th, 2024 Passed by executive order
[note 27]
The re-categorization of rule 1.1[note 28] to a 2nd-degree offense. March 22nd, 2024 Died in committee
The implementation of a new rule to treat seriousposting outside of serious channels as a 3rd-degree offense. July 2nd, 2024 Policy abandoned
[note 29]
The legal recognition of girard's Godhood status. March 19th, 2024 Passed by executive order
The banning of Homestuck in all contexts, excluding divine messages from girard alone. April 14th, 2024 Passed by executive order
May 19th, 2024 Struck down by Congress
[note 30]
Giving each TBPWIFS voter 550 USD. [note 31] (-) Pending
Mod Votes Latest Action Current Status
The setting up of a server partnership with Shark Park. April 26th, 2024 Passed 13–2
Signed into law
The setting up of a server partnership with Ragecord. April 29th, 2024 Failed 3–9
The stripping of Lin's admin perms after the rabbit incident. June 27th, 2024 Failed 4–7
Making Barley an admin. June 27th, 2024 Failed 3–5
Making Shitmaster LarKcuavian a moderator. July 14th, 2024 Passed 6–0

The Mid Rebellion[edit | edit source]

The Mid Rebellion
Part of the SwagBalls Post-election Civil Unrest
DateMay 8, 2024, 21:07-22:21 UTC±01:00 (74 minutes)
Location#the-pit
Goals• Deposing Shitmaster LarKcuavian from power
• Ending segregation and the branding of 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈
ResultStatus Quo upheld
Belligerents
69SwagBalls420 GovernmentRagecord Revolutionaries
Commanders and leaders
• President Walter
• Vice-president LarKcuavian
Charter
• Koknese
• Boris Chico
Strength
2 active participants
• 1 president
• 1 vice-president
5 active participants
• 2 revolutionary leaders
• 2 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈
• 1 Chauka
Casualties and losses
• 5 pits
• 2 revolutionaries pledge allegiance to SwagCord
74 minutes wasted


On a chilly evening in Eastern Europe, something suspicious was going on in Ragecord. The SwagBalls ambassador and leader, Walter was forcefully thrown into a bunker under the pretenses of Charter and Koknese keeping him safe from nuclear war. In truth, a riot was brewing in Ragecord's SwagBallian politics channel, as Koknese started rallying up the 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈 and the Ragecordian separatists.

Shortly after assembling in #🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜, Koknese started directing cryptic, single-word messages in the chat calling for standby, before at once releasing a crowd of 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈 on the server, spamming messages and 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 GIFs in support of the riot. Yet mere moments later, the rebellion was quelled, as Walter emerged from the bunker just in time to stop the riot, immediately shooting Koknese with a taser and disposing of him in The Pit, with the rest soon following.

Despite the Ragecord leadership being convinced in the success of their plan, it's swift failure indicated foul play. A leak had occurred. One of the Ragecordian 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈, Joff_e, had contacted Walter hours before in private to warn him of the incoming rebellion. When he was thrown into the bunker, he had already taken notice of the Ragecordian plans, allowing for a quick and immediate response to the revolt. Thrown into The Pit, the Ragecordians awaited punishment.

Originally planning on staying silent, Koknese responded only with GIFs of an imprisoned Navalny, however, after being taunted by Walter by asking if he preferred to die by Novichok or a gunshot, he began speaking up, as did the rest of the Pit Dwellers. Giving them a choice, Walter the rebels freedom in exchange for a pledge of undying loyalty to SwagCord. Chauka immediately took the offer and was freed from The Pit. Koknese, Charter and Peace, who had recently returned to the server, now standing to advocate for 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀 rights, would not accept the terms, instead speaking out about their grievances with the server, primarily concerning the election of Shitmaster LarKcuavian as Vice-Swagsident, demanding his immediate resignation in exchange for the end of the coup.

As it became increasingly clear that Charter's and Koknese's grievances would not be met through words alone, Koknese began threatening Walter with more serious threats, mentioning the presence of up to 10 alt accounts he had managed to sneak into the server over the months he could use to spam the server. The threats continued increasing in scope, and eventually included calling the Cockroach. Having performed an interview with him recently as part of an abandoned SwagCord documentary, Koknese had the ability to potentially contact the subhuman creature, and supply it with the aforementioned alt accounts. Walter did not back down in face of the threats, calling out the bluff. The Cockroach was ultimately not called upon.

In order to enable the enjoyment of the incredible nature of the conversation, The Pit was opened for the entire server to see. Upon personal request, a major debate sparked as Vice-Swagsident LarKcuavian decided to enter The Pit. As the conversation got more heated with his appearance, the ensuing conversation revealed major contrasts between public perception of the powers of the Vice-Swagsident and reality, with a prevalent belief amongst the rebels that the Vice-Swagsident had anything more than ceremonial powers, at one point hilariously calling for making LarKcuavian a figurehead leader in exchange for ending the rebellion, unknowingly simply upholding the status quo. 74 minutes after the users were thrown into The Pit, they were released, with no major change affecting the server.

With the rebellion resulting in failure, Joff_e was executed for treason by the Ragecord mod team and banned from the server. He would later be brought back by koknese in exchange for several 2024 Eurovision votes for the latvian candidate Dons.

The Midterm Elections[edit | edit source]

Shitmaster LarKcuavian's vice-presidency turned into a deeply polarizing subject in SwagBallian society in the weeks after the election. Although detractors were already present since the very beginning, the recently attempted coup, although deeply undemocratic and aimed at mostly imaginary threats [note 32], it showed strong fervor against the current government. It is for this reason that the mod team, in all their wisdom, decided to once again allow the people of SwagCord to exercise their democratic will - for the people can truly never be wrong.

Two months into LarKcuavian's term, midterm elections were to be called, in order to elect the newly formed Senate, in order to allow more server members to actively participate in the server's governance. The roles and the composition of the Senate at the time still undefined, a server-wide referendum was sent out, letting the people decide how they are to be governed - by choosing one of two hand-selected options from the always benevolent Party.

Constitutional Referendum Date Held Result
The definition of the composition of the newly-created Senate.
Choice between "3 elected representatives" and "4 elected representatives with the Vice-Swagsident, appointed by the Swagsident, serving as the tie-breaker."
May 15th, 2024 3 senators
(93.75% in favor)
The defining of the powers of the Senate.
Choice between "advisory powers" and "binding legislative power, compensated by the expansion of the executive power of the Swagsident and Vice-Swagsident."
May 15th, 2024 Advisory powers
(71.43% in favor)
Making the records of #🏛-senate viewable to the public. May 22th, 2024 Yes
(63.64% in favor)

The election was set for May 18, with a much shorter election cycle than the previous time, and more seats to compete for.

NSP[edit | edit source]
An NSP election poster showing off its three candidates for the midterm elections.

In light of the rumors surrounding the midterm elections before their official announcement, on May 12, Dainis of the New SwagBalls Sharty Booru Party (NSSBP) approached Chauka, still the leader of the SwagBalls Democratic Party (SDP), with the idea to merge the two parties into one, uniting them together to make the elections count. Together they would form the New SwagBalls Democratic Shartyist Party (NSDSP)!

With a past history of radical anti-Homestuck comments, including calls for their lynching, parallels were immediately drawn with an unfortunate historical acronym the party's name seemed to evoke. The party leadership was quick to shut down such comments, and immediately searched for a way to rebrand, finally settling on the New Sharty Party (NSP) - a party with a platform inspired by the satirical 2019 presidential campaign of Croatian political activist Dario Juričan, and a simple motto - "Corruption for all!"

A new channel was to be created, archiving the two of the previous parties, and as was custom, an emoji was to be used to represent the movement. Dainis considered a lightning bolt as a representation of corruption, but decided against it following past blunders. Instead, Chauka recommended ✴, which was once again put into question by critics [note 33], before 😽👍 was finally settled on.

Despite many unfortunate coincidences that came to be as the party was being set up, as Charter was brought onto the team, the NSP quickly became the election favorites, with all three of its candidates expected to take a seat in Senate, allowing for complete control of the legislature.

The Debate[edit | edit source]

The candidates were called for a debate on Saturday night of May 18, hours before the elections were called. Most of them seasoned politicians at this point in their careers, unlike the first time, the debate started without much issue, as candidates were called one by one to explain to the public their political motivations and why it should be them who should capture their vote that night. And it all went as expected until Xertun showed up.

Hailing from the gambling-oriented catposting server Xertuncord, its owner recently joined the server, along with many of its other prominent users, following a partnership with SwagCord, which included the reopening of the #🤑-gambling channel and integration of the Discord stock-trading bot Purrtun. Although knowing certain people in the server, Xertun for the most part remained ignorant of what went on in the server. Allegedly, he was not even aware this was a Senate election, but a race for president. And so, when it came his turn to set an agenda, he replied with a simple "hallo" and waved goodbye.

The audience was immediately swayed in his favor, a mostly unknown independent candidate suddenly stood front and center. As the questions kept piling on, as the other candidates gave paragraphs upon paragraphs of long answers, Xertun captured the hearts of the people with unseen honesty and earnestness. Not knowing what question he was even answering, he opened up Minecraft in the middle of the debate, never letting go of the absolutely clueless demeanor. In that moment, everyone in the audience saw themselves in Xertun.

Results[edit | edit source]
The May 2024 SwagBalls Midterm Election
May 18-19, 2024
March 2024[note 34] November 2024→
3 votes allowed per voter
3 candidates with the most votes win
Turnout 125% of registered voters [editor's note 14]
Nominee Chauka Xertunposter
Party New Shartyist Party Independent
Votes 12 11
Percentage 60% 55%
Nominee Charter Dainis Koknese
Party New Shartyist Party New Shartyist Party
Votes 8 7
Percentage 40% 35%
Nominee Flaming Testicle (left) Ballistyx
Party Swagstuck Funny Peter Party The Communist Party
of Swagcord
(Party-endorsed)
Votes 5 3
Percentage 25% 15%
Nominee Swagger Sr. Empty Ballot
Party Independent Anarchist Party
Votes 1 5
Percentage 5% 25%

Composition of the 1st SwagBallian Congress
Political groups:
  • New Shartyist Party (2)
  • Independent (1)

The greatest kind of leader is one who does not wish to even be one. Xertun's performance during the debate has been credited by many to have been the sole reason for such a strong showing during voting night. Had he not been in the race, it is expected that his seat would have gone to Dainis, allowing for total NSP control of the Senate. Instead, an air of incompetent cluelessness runs through the Senate halls, and Xertun's approval ratings could not be higher.

Chauka and Charter, the remaining top figureheads of the NSP, took the remaining two seats. Although belonging to the same political party, it is important to note that they did not vote uniformly in favor of all of proposed bills. Each senator reserves the right to vote independently on each proposal, no matter their political affiliation.

Below sits a record of all legislative actions taken by the 1st Congress during their two month term, as well as the fate of each bill. Following a server-wide referendum, any words spoken in the chambers of the Senate are a matter of public record, viewable in #🏛-the-senate, and condensed in this article for convenient viewing. The mod team reserved the exclusive right to veto any legislation it deemed a threat to the current democratic order of the server.

Votes of the 1st Congress
Legislative proposal Latest Action Current Status
The striking down of the total ban on Homestuck imposed by the Walter-LarKcuavian administration. May 19th, 2024 Passed 3-0
Signed into Law
The imposing of a total ban on speedposting. May 19th, 2024 Passed 3-0
Signed into Law
The extension of girard Weekends to three days, covering Mondays. May 20th, 2024 Passed 2-1
Signed into Law
The cutting of greenie welfare in order to pay for Congress salaries. May 20th, 2024 Passed 2-0
Signed into Law
The unbanning of the word Ragecord and all of its variants. May 22th, 2024 Passed 2-1
Signed into Law
The creation of the #🕳-people-of-the-pit channel to publicly announce bans and pits in an organized fashion. May 23th, 2024 Passed 3-0
Signed into Law
Telling Walter to go fuck himself. May 23th, 2024 Failed 1-2
The taking of Shitmaster LarKcuavian's Senate perms away. May 25th, 2024 Vetoed
Telling Decoherence to go fuck himself. May 28th, 2024 Vetoed
The opening of a channel every user but Shitmaster LarKcuavian has access to. May 28th, 2024 Vetoed
The unbanning of the word "retarded". May 31st, 2024 Failed 1-2
Bringing back #⚽-sportsball for 24 hours, allowing each member to post a single message. June 2nd, 2024 Passed 3-0
Signed into Law
The holding of a birthday party for Xertun (I). June 7th, 2024 Passed 3-0
Signed into Law
Making The Senate floor the senators' to use as they please. June 10th, 2024 Failed 1-0
[note 35] [note 36]
The commending of the Senate for their amazing work and immense contribution to the server. June 17th, 2024 Vetoed
The legalization of bullying users with Picrew avatars. June 25th, 2024 Failed 1-2
Making Charter's kittens the mascots of the server. July 5th, 2024 Passed 2-0
Signed into Law
Allowing Dainis to run in the elections again after being disqualified for voter fraud. July 15th, 2024 Vetoed

Mod Purge[edit | edit source]

Polling[edit | edit source]

Since the March elections, a number of polls have been done gauging the server's opinion on the actions of the vice-president and the mod team. Information about their results, sample sizes and dates of publishing is shown in the table below.

The Polling of the Walter-LarKcuavian Government
Publication date Polling firm Question Results Participants
March 17 President Walter and vice-president LarKcuavian are sworn into office.
May 8 A failed coup is performed on the government.
May 19 The elected senators take their seats for the first time.
Dainis Koknese
& Associates
Conglomerate Ltd.
"Do you oppose [the striking down of the Homestuck ban in #🏠-mental-asylum]?" Yes No 8
33% 66%
May 21 Dainis Koknese
& Associates
Conglomerate Ltd.
"...how do you view [the Vice-Swagsident's] tenure?" Very Positive Somewhat Positive Neutral Somewhat Negative Very Negative 16
6% 19% 25% 6% 44%
May 29 Dainis Koknese
& Associates
Conglomerate Ltd.
"Will you vote in this summer's presidential election?" Yes No Unsure 15
67% 27% 7%
June 11 Dainis Koknese
& Associates
Conglomerate Ltd.
"If elections would happen tommorow, who would you vote for?" NSP The Party/Glowie Parties
[note 37]
Xertun Other Will not vote 17
18% 6% 59% 6% 12%
June 28 Five inactive moderators are removed from the mod team.
Dainis Koknese
& Associates
Conglomerate Ltd.
"Do you support [the demodding of inactive moderators done] by the mod team?" Yes Neutral No 10
80% 20% 0%
July 14 The July elections are held. Minutes before the results are announced, Shitmaster LarKcuavian is made moderator.
Dainis Koknese
& Associates
Conglomerate Ltd.
"[How do you feel about] the addition of moderational powers to LarKc?" Very Positive Somewhat Positive Neutral Somewhat Negative Very Negative 9
22% 33% 0 0 44%

The July Elections[edit | edit source]

The July 2024 SwagBalls Election
July 14, 2024
March 2024[editor's note 15]
Plurality of votes needed to win
Turnout 81.8% of registered voters [note 38]
Nominee Flaming Testicle (Left) Barley
Party Swagstuck Funny
Peter Party
Holy Wizard Council
Ideology Drawing His Peters
girardism
Greater Community Involvement
Government Transparency (Moderate)
girardism
Not Giving a Swag
Votes 8 5
[note 39]
Percentage 29.6% 18.5%
Nominee Xertun Shitmaster LarKcuavian
Party Independent Moexist-Lesterist
Vanguard Party
Holy Wizard Council
Ideology idk
placeholder
placeholder
Moexism-Lesterism
girardism
Not Giving a Swag
Status Quo
Votes 6 4
Percentage 22.2% 14.8%
Nominee Ballistyx Boris Chico
Party Communist Party of Swagcord Communist Party of Swagcord
Sudacan Liberal Campaign
Ideology Coal Purge
Greater Community Involvement
Law and Order
Barring Inactive Users from Voting
Votes 2 2
Percentage 7.4% 7.4%
Nominee Dainis Koknese
Party New Sharty Party
Ideology Right-Wing to Far-Right
Pro-corruption
Anti-Moderation Team
Government Transparency (Radical)
Increasing the Size of #🏛the-senate
Anti-Immigration
Votes Disqualified
Percentage 0%

Background[edit | edit source]

Debate[edit | edit source]

The Presidential Debate was organized and moderated by Decoherence in the #🤓-debate-channel on Saturday night, a few hours before voting was set to start. Although only candidates that received the support of at least two users were invited to the debate, possibly eliminating up to four candidates at the time, Lin giving support to all minor candidates and dropping out of the race herself enabled everyone to attend. Boris Chico and Ballistyx, of the SDC and the CPoS respectively, had also chosen to support each others campaign in order to help each other get into the debate, with both eventually coalescing together under the CPoS.

Xertun's cat, posted in the middle of the debate. The cat is walking behind a couch.

In classic debate night fashion, hi-jinks soon ensued. Although supposed to go first, Meme_Alt_Account was allegedly drunk at the time and forgot to attend the debate, leading to Lin stepping in their place and giving answers on behalf of DG. Xertun, on the other hand, not only thought the debate was an entire day later, but was also convinced it was a Senatorial debate, not a Presidential one, a story made even more tragic by the fact that he had plans to prepare for this one in advance. Flaming Testicle (left) was late, however, Walter covered for him in his absence, and it is believed not a single person noticed. During all of this, Decoherence forgot to give out the talking pillow several times, leading to minutes of silence on air. All in all, the start of the debate was deemed a major success.

Xertun's cat stretching out. A fierce hunter ready to pounce.

Electoral questions rolled as candidates, when they were present, answered them with their plans on how to make the server a better place for all through achieving their vision for the server. How will community volunteer work be encouraged, Barley was inquired; how will Peters be drawn, Testicle was asked; why did several suspected alt accounts join to vote for you in the election, Dainis was questioned.

The jig was up. The conversation shifted from a sloppy electoral debate to a televised trial, live on air. Providing a list of several accounts that have sprung up from inactivity to suddenly proclaim their loyalty to the NSP, a scheme of electoral meddling was suddenly revealed for the world to see. Six accounts, registered to vote, with credible ties to Ragecord and the NSP campaign were unveiled. A string of accounts, joining the voter registry in quick succession. Dainis would state that he only recognized a single one.

Xertun's cat, holding an apple. A dragon guarding its treasure.

Claiming a psy-op was at work, a set-up to have him framed and disqualified, Dainis continued to deny these accusations to the bitter end. It was to no use. The mods possessed a mountain of compounding evidence. For the high crime of attempted electoral fraud and perjury, Walter disqualified Dainis from the presidential race live on stage. [38]

The debate soon ended, and the polls were opened. The Senate tried to overturn Dainis's disqualification, repeating Dainis's claims of a criminal framing to be at work, to no use. Their motion was struck down and vetoed. Although Senator Charter (NSP) claimed that the veto was an undemocratic use of power by the mod team, an attempted attack on the very essence of the server's democracy was just foiled, an act that was attempted to be overturned. The presidential ballot, with its first disqualification in SwagBalls history, remained without Dainis.

Election Fraud[edit | edit source]

*record scratch*

You are probably wondering how the NSP got itself into this situation. To find out that, we have to go back. Way back.

On July 6, at the very start of the election campaign period, Walter received a private message. It was from Chauka, and carried troubling news. The citizens of Ragecord, responsible for the failed coup in May, were at it again, once more trying to subvert SwagBallian democracy. Realizing that a loud and bombastic route was no way to go, a more sinister scheme was being plotted - election fraud. In an election as small as this one, even a few votes are enough to sway the results, and according to the intelligence received, several alt accounts were to be used in order to manipulate the results in the NSP's favor. The login information of one of the accounts was provided, through which it was verified the threat was to be considered legitimate.

Several days pass. Dainis joins Ragecord, only to disappear in seconds. Moments later, georgebushsextape, an account that is rarely ever active in SwagCord, opens Ragecord to tell people to vote for the NSP. The plot is slowly starting to take shape. Walter shares the information that he got from Chauka, stating that a non-insignificant amount of fraud is likely to take place. He shares two accounts, one Chauka's, the other one, georgebushsextape, belonging to Dainis.

On July 12, an announcement is made. It clarifies that one will be unable to vote without being registered. A role is assigned to each and every voter who registers, allowing them to vote on the ballot. More interestingly, however, it gives the moderators a full list of who is allowed to vote. In the hours following the announcement, several new accounts register. Although some of them are SwagCord regulars, a majority of them are noticed to be inactive accounts with only a few messages on the server. None of them have any roles that could have been pinged, and would have no reason to check the server at this moment, however, they line up together like clockwork to register within hours of each other.

Among those suspicious accounts, another interesting one appears - and is immediately pitted. A confirmed Dainis alt, which left the server while it was in the Pit, appears in formation with the other ones, however, due to instantly being pitted, it is unable to register to vote. Regardless, it serves as further confirmation that Dainis was the one behind the previous accounts joining the server. A list is formed. Profiles are collected. Accounts are verified, as far as that is possible. Eight names are written down. The rest are thrown out. All that remains is to wait for the perfect moment to put it all on the table.

* Leonid Ilyich Brezhnyev [note 40]
* georgebushsextape [note 41]
* xXxPronounGaming_YTxXx [note 42]
* Woke Abraham Lincoln [note 43]
* Elon Mosque [note 44]
* VAGINAL RAPER [note 45]
* Fred Durst [note 46]
* jaunavienotiba [note 47]

The Modding of LarKc[edit | edit source]

With results already looking uncertain hours before the polls closed, it was becoming increasingly clear the Shitmaster LarKcuavian would be leaving office after the night was over. His place in the mod chat would be replaced by someone else. However, with four months already spent in #admin-family-guy-roleplay, his presence had grown on some members of the mod team, and the wish to keep him was especially felt at the top. As his final act as President, Walter opened a vote to allow for the permanent addition of Shitmaster LarKcuavian to the server's mod team. Minutes before the presidential vote ended, LarKc was given moderating perms after a 6-0 vote, indicating support from a majority of the other moderators. The results were about to be opened to the public.

Results[edit | edit source]

The #🎫-voting-booth closes. The results are revealed. Flaming Testicle (left) wins the race, with a staggering 30% of the vote. A surprising and stunning victory, the joke candidate is widely believed to have won because of the NSP vote transferring to the SFPP camp after Dainis's disqualification. The HWC achieved a total of 9 votes between Barley and Shitmaster LarKcuavian, although a combined total that is slightly more than that of Testicle, unable to form a majority on their own. Xertun's strong debate performance once again translated into a strong showing, achieving 6 votes. Coalition building was soon to ensue.

The Testicle-Barley Government[edit | edit source]

The server icon painted in celebration of Testicle's and Barley's presidential victory.

Sworn in on the night of July 14, 2024, after a long and confusing debate over who would be Vice-President, where absolutely no one knew what was going on, it was decided that Barley would serve alongside Flaming Testicle (left), proclaimed the second SwagBallian president. Although the pair possessed slightly less than 50% of the server's support, as necessitated by the Constitution,[note 48] Shitmaster LarKcuavian, recently modded, ceded his support to Barley, allowing for power to be transferred to the pair.

The recovered manifesto of the SFPP.

Trouble immediately arose as it was soon realized that Flaming Testicle (left), although having won the election by huge margins, did not actually possess any political platform to speak of. The SFPP manifesto was seemingly non-existent, having vanished into thin air. Thrown into office by a faction of disaffected NSP voters after Dainis's disqualification, the people demanded change. But how could any proposal be implemented if no proposal was to be found?

Thankfully, the SFPP manifesto was soon recovered by Banarnar, a crumpled up, crudely written-on piece of paper lying in the trash can, outlining all of the president's proposals in detail. The proposals of the President and Vice-President, and their current status, have been outlined below.

In light of the results of the September Senate Elections, there have been calls for the President to resign, owing to his lack of ambition and vision in light of the greater perceived threat of the NSP, pushed to its limits after #🏛-the-senate was made functionally useless after girard's victory.

Legislative Achievements
Campaign Promises Latest Action Current Status
girard but everywhere July 15th, 2024 Passed by executive order
Total stuckie Chauka death November 17th, 2024 Chauka becomes Vice-President
Draw my peters July 15th, 2024 Peter Drawn
bring back tourist trips to the pit for like 500k 1 gazillion 15 million July 24th, 2024 Passed by executive order
Encouraging community involvement in organizing the Album Exchange. October 12th, 2024 Goal Accomplished, kinda, if you
squint your eyes a little bit[39]
Opening of the #❗❗-actual-announcements channel that only mods have access to, in order to avoid clutter. July 17th, 2024 Passed by executive order
The opening of a #girardian-order channel to standardize girardian religion. September 15th, 2024 girard wins #🏛-the-senate.
His Word is Now Law.
The implementation of a new rule to treat certain forms of seriousposting outside of serious channels as a 2nd-degree offense. [note 49] September 18th, 2024 Passed by executive order

Senate Election[edit | edit source]

The July 2024 SwagBalls Senate Election
July 20-21, 2024
May 2024[note 50] September 2024→
3 votes allowed per voter
3 candidates with the most votes win
Turnout 77.8% of registered voters [note 51]
Nominee Xertunposter Charter
Party Independent New Shartyist Party
Votes 12 11
Percentage 42.8% 39.2%
Nominee Dainis Chauka
Party None of the Above
New Shartyist Party
Nova SP
Votes 11 10
Percentage 39.2% 35.7%
Nominee Boris Chico Mr. Asex
Party The Communist Party
of Swagcord
Independent
Votes 10 8
Percentage 35.7% 28.6%
Nominee The Soviet Onion Scoot
Party Independent New Sharty Party
Votes 4 3
Percentage 14.3% 10.7%
Nominee SwagMessiah3 empressofmadness
Party Independent Independent
Votes 1 1
Percentage 3.5% 3.5%
Nominee @no-one
Party Anarchist Party
Votes 10
Percentage 35.7%

Composition of the 2nd SwagBallian Congress
Political groups:
  • New Sharty Coalition (2)
    • New Sharty Party (1)
    • None of the Above (1)
  • Independent (1)
Votes of the 2nd Congress
Legislative proposal Latest Action Current Status
Making a server theme centered around the Singing Roblox Chicken Nugget meme. July 21st, 2024 Failed 1-1
Making Barley a server admin. July 21st, 2024 Passed 2-0
Pending
A motion formally distrusting former Vice-President LarKcuavian. July 21st, 2024 Passed 2-0
A motion in favor of Xertun's immediate and permanent execution. July 21st, 2024 Vetoed
[note 52]
A motion formally distrusting Xertun. July 21st, 2024 Passed 3-0
Signed into Law
Saying hi to Xertun. July 21st, 2024 Passed 2-0
Signed into Law
The addition of a Russian roulette game to the SwagBalls bot that bans you instead of kicking you. July 21st, 2024 Vetoed
The full legalization of corruption. July 21st, 2024 Passed 2-0
Signed into Law
[note 53]
Establishing the Revolutionary Heaven Mandate award, to be given out to server users in three tiers. July 22nd, 2024 Passed 2-0
Amended
Signed into Law [note 54]
Making any invited Latvian politician the temporary acting president in the event of them joining the server. July 22nd, 2024 Passed 2-0
Pending
[note 55]
hallo July 24th, 2024 Failed 1-1
Having a Klaus Schwab server theme in August. July 24th, 2024 Passed 2-0
Vetoed [note 56]
Preventing former Senators from typing in #🏛-the-senate. July 24th, 2024 Failed 1-2
Allowing former Senators to send messages in #❗-announcements. July 24th, 2024 Passed 2-1
Signed into Law
Creating a new ping role for #-❓-question-of-the-day to reduce unnecessary pings. August 1st, 2024 Passed 2-0
Signed into Law
On August 3, Senator Dainis shoots himself with a revolver on #🏛-the-senate floor.
@no-one is appointed to replace him.
Introducing a temporary, one-week ban from the meme channel for those who receive 20 coals or more on a single post. August 5th, 2024 Failed 1-0
Creating a dedicated Connect 4 channel above #🚜-main-chat. August 8th, 2024 Failed 1-0
Senator Dainis returns from the dead, and resumes duty.
Hanging all crackers. August 9th, 2024 Failed 1-1
Giving former Vice-President LarKcuavian a poop-colored [note 57] role, overriding the color of his former Vice-Presidential one. August 9th, 2024 Failed 1-1 [note 58]
Building an electrified railway from #🚜-main-chat to #😲-soyjaks-anonymous. August 9th, 2024 Passed 2-1
$123M Over Budget
Creating a formal court system, with trials held in objection.lol. August 9th, 2024 Passed 3-0
Pending
Giving former Vice-President LarKcuavian a poop-colored role, overriding the color of his former Vice-Presidential one. August 10th, 2024 Failed 1-0 [note 59]
Killing 7 billion people. August 11th, 2024 Passed 2-0
Project Underway
The creation of a #coal-mine channel. August 11th, 2024 Passed 2-0
Signed into Law
Overturned by Court
Liquidating Barley Trains Inc. August 17th, 2024 Failed 1-0 [note 60]
Withdrawing distrust from Xertun. August 18th, 2024 Passed 2-0
Signed into Law
Making "God, Bless SwagBalls" the official server anthem. September 2nd, 2024 Passed 2-0
Signed into Law
Proposed Constitutional Amendments Actions Current Status
Amending the Constitution to allow for #🏛-the-senate to classify server members as foreign agents. July 22nd, 2024 Passed the Senate
2-0
July 29th, 2024 22.2% in favor
Failed
Amendment Failed
Amending the Constitution to make Senators immune from being thrown into the Pit for second- and third-degree offenses without the approval of #🏛-the-senate. July 24th, 2024 Passed the Senate
2-1
July 29th, 2024 16.7% in favor
Failed
Amendment Failed
Amending the Constitution with the following text:

The moderation team is not allowed to kick or permanently pit a person without hosting a trial, and the defendant is to be placed in #the-pit temporarily until a verdict is reached. All citizens of SwagCord possess certain unalienable rights, barring:

  • accounts younger than 2 weeks
  • known alt accounts
  • scam bots or otherwise malicious accounts not covered by first degree offenses
  • participants of any raid on the server

First-degree offenders will not be given a trial due to the nature of first-degree rule breaking not needing one. The trial is to be attended by the defendant, one or more representatives of the moderation team, and an impartial jury to ensure a fair verdict, as well as witness(es) of the offense committed if necessary.

August 18th, 2024 Passed the Senate
2-0
September 2nd, 2024 77.2% in favor
Passed
Amendment Ratified

Midterm Elections[edit | edit source]

The September 2024 SwagBalls Senate Election
September 14, 2024
July 2024[note 61] November 2024→
3 votes allowed per voter
3 candidates with the most votes win
Turnout 96.6% of registered voters [note 62]
Nominee Xertunposter girard
Party Independent Anarchist Party
Votes 13 13
Percentage 46.4% 46.4%
Nominee Dainis Chauka
Party None of the Above
New Sharty Party
Nova SP
Votes 11 11
Percentage 39.3% 39.3%
Nominee Boris Chico Jimmy
Party NovaSP Independent
Votes 9 8
Percentage 32.1% 28.6%
Nominee The Soviet Onion John
Party Independent Independent
Votes 6 5
Percentage 21.4% 17.9%
Nominee Shitmaster LarKcuavian
Party YaKcubian Ape Party
Votes 4
Percentage 14.3%

Composition of the 3rd SwagBallian Congress
Political groups:
  • Anarchy (2)
    • girard (1)
    • @no-one (1)
  • Independent (1)

The September 2024 Senate Election season was from the beginning mired in controversy. Senator Charter (NSP) was pitted by the mod team at the very start of the new election cycle. This coincided with the newly ratified First Amendment to #📜-the-constitution, which guaranteed due process to all citizens of SwagCord, making Charter the first to be tried under the new system, for the first time, by the jury of one's peers. Although it is believed that the prospects of the new, more transparent process helped quell any potential outbursts, due to scheduling, his trial was set only after the election had concluded. Charter, however, declined to run.

An example of an anti-NSP poster produced by NovaSP. This specific poster was created by Chauka.

The rising Chauka-led NovaSP party had been among the ruling NSP's strongest opposition. Although exercising no power in #🏛-the-senate, Chauka, being a former senator, retained access there. However, most of the campaigning came in the form of the many propaganda posters produced mostly by Boris Chico, who had been recruited from the ranks of the allied CPoS). The party's campaigning began as early as August, weeks before the elections were called, against the NSP's corruption and perceived authoritarianism.

The Anarchist Party, taking note of its rising popularity, ran girard as their candidate. The electorate proved highly receptive as the proposition was announced. Although still formally the party leader, @no-one, feeling sick in the past weeks, decided to allow girard to take center stage, and run as the party's main candidate.

The debate produced a strong showing from many candidates, especially independents, however, the election remained a likely match between the NSP and NovaSP. Dainis was interrupted several times by Ballistyx, who ran onto the stage to call him a fascist before leaving. The debate's live flash-polling showed great support for the interrupter, who received a high number of gem-reacts after each post. The #🎫-voting-booth opened soon after. Due to an uncharacteristically large surge of voters, almost all ballots were filled within four hours, and elections were called early. The mod team had been tracking the results for the past few hours, and yet the results remained equally as shocking. Xertun, tied in first place with girard of the Anarchist Party. Due to the rules surrounding Anarchist candidates, first proposed during the Walter-LarKcuavian administration, an Anarchist victory fills #🏛-the-senate with empty seats.

The results firmly showed a new composition of #🏛-the-senate, where Xertun and girard would be the only members. The members of the NovaSP opposition took to the streets to protest the results of the election. A movement in support of the President resigning has even gained support of the President himself.[note 63] As the mods were tracking the count, several instances of huge swings in support of certain candidates were noticed. Although girard held a lead during the early hours of the election, a massive chunk of his support was soon lost, before suddenly coming back in the final minutes before closing. The NSP candidate, Dainis, would go on to taunt the mod team, claiming that certain members of it are easily corrupted, however, the claims have been deemed dubious. The NSP-led campaign of unfair tactical voting was deemed "successfully unsuccessful" by the parent company War Room Association due to Charter not participating in elections, so they've used the reserve plan to bring down Nova with themselves by voting in candidates that would establish a kakistocracy.

Votes of the 3rd Congress
Legislative proposal Latest Action Current Status
Giving Xertun a big, nice, queen-sized mattress. September 15th, 2024 Passed 2-0
Signed into Law
Killing one random greenie, as chosen by /roulette. September 15th, 2024 Passed 2-0
Signed into Law
Showering the server in holy blessings. September 15th, 2024 Passed 2-0
Signed into Law
Liquifying Barley. September 16th, 2024 Passed 2-0
Pending
Replacing the server mascot with Ballistyx's cat. September 17th, 2024 Passed 2-0
Pending
Giving @everyone a nice, big hug. September 18th, 2024 Passed 2-0
Signed into Law
Forcing everyone to post a funny meme in the memes channel. September 19th, 2024 Failed 1-1
A motion for girard to read a book with Xertun. September 19th, 2024 Failed 1-0
A motion for Xertun to order a nice jumper from Amazon. September 19th, 2024 Failed 1-1
A law legally defining payphones. [note 64] September 19th, 2024 Passed 2-0
Pending
A ban on all chairs. September 19th, 2024 Failed 1-1
Buying Xertun a blanket. September 19th, 2024 Failed 1-1
Sending Xertun to the #⚖-courtroom. September 19th, 2024 Failed 1-1
[note 65] [40]
Making everyone who wants to be one an alien. September 19th, 2024 Passed 2-0
Signed into Law
Making today the 21st of September. September 19th, 2024 Failed 1-1
Making SwagCord more colorful. September 19th, 2024 Passed 2-0
Pending
[note 66]
Creating a scarab themed channel. October 2nd, 2024 Passed 2-0
Later repurposed for gambling by Girards order
hi October 21st, 2024 Passed 2-0
Pending

The Second Trial of Charter[edit | edit source]

After a week of tension between Charter and LarKc, legal action had been pursued, the main catalyst being an aggresive comment made by Charter towards administrator Decoherence. In the span of a few days, and indictment was made and a date for the trial was finally decided upon. This would be the first trial to take place after the constitution reform allowed certain rule-breakers or troublemakers to hold a trial in their defense before the moderators take action.

At 20:47 UTC on the 9th of September 2024, chief moderator Walter White would send out a message to the newly created #⚖️-courtroom channel, where he would go onto to explain the contents of the indictment and encourage the @Jury role to familiarize themselves with said document. This message would also announce that user Dainis would represent defendant Charter.

The charges in the indictment can be summarized as such:

• Posting private messages and inciting a fight

• Joking about owning child pornography

• Making an overly rude remark

The moderators would be the ones to prosecute, though Walter and Decoherence would be the only moderators who actually fulfilled this role. With defendant Charter represented by Dainis, the jury was assigned the @Jury role. The group of users with the @Jury was as follows: Chauka, The Soviet Onion, Banarnar, Jumbo Manta and Luftwaffles. The jury would discuss their decisions privately, outside of the #⚖️-courtroom channel. It may be good to note that Xertun, —owner of a partnered server— used his texting permissions to join into the courtroom and lighten up the mood.

The Day of the Trial

After much rescheduling, the trial was moved to the 16th of September 2024, 19:30 UTC. At the agreed time, the trial begin with Decoherence criticizing Dainis for being 3 minutes late, then the trial begun.

A brief summary of the charges was provided before the defence proceeded. After some banter, the defence had agreed upon their response to the first of the charges. Dainis states that there was no foul play in count one, as Mr. Asex, who shared screenshots of direct messages with LarKcuavian, did so in a public server. The defence also remarks that Mr. Asex did remark that LarKcuavian's action were one of the reasons he had left the server, which made Charter feel morally responsible to share it with the server. Decoherence responded by showing off a screenshot where Mr. Asex states that while he had mentioned the issues outside the server, it was Charter who asked for the screenshot, and Mr. Asex never meant to cause any trouble. The first charges ended with it being clear that Charter had a right to share these images, but the mod team deems it an unnecesary escalation of conflict. After a 5 minute break where Walter went to grab some snacks and defendant Charter had cuddled his kitty, the first charge proceeded. The opening act was over; Dainis had uncovered the so-called "Operation United Russia". The first of two video files uploaded to the courtroom showed a 31 second exposé on the moderation team's actions. The video showcases the RVR ER2 train bot, added to the server by Dainis' request during his time in senate. The bot, designed by Dainis himself, had been relaying messages from the moderators' private channel onto an unknown server. The messages had mainly showcased administrator Decoherence repeatedly calling for the banning of Charter. Decoherence later admitted he was teaching Girard to hate Charter, showinv off the missing context of the bot's messages. Truly, the courtroom was shocked and tried to interrogate Dainis on how he got hold of these messages, Dainis simply responds with "It's pretty self explanatory". Walter points out Dainis' bot counts as malware, making it a direct violation of the rules of the server– and not only that, he points out his actions are in direct violation of European international law and the GDPR. [note 67] The controversy was set aside to be unpacked after the third charge was addressed. For now, the court moves on.

The court proceeds with count two. Charter expressed confusion as to why this was a charge, he argued he had attempted to shut down the situation so it wouldn't escalate. Walter condemns Charter's actions, since he believes the argument was incited by him and his attempt to end it only aggravated things. Charter explains he only gave his honest opinion about LarKc, who he criticized at the inception of the argument. Dainis argued the pedophile joke was in all honesty a fairly common occurence within server banter, and this time it was blown out of proportion due to bias against his client. He also defends Charter's point that LarKc is very often favored and coddled by the mod team. After Dainis' statement Walter announces the prosecution would like to move onto the third count.

The defense discusses their options, mulling over the use of "The big boy". Notably, president Testicle (left) comes to watch the trial from afar. Charter starts off once again vanishing the idea that this count is valid. He explains that the words he used fall under the category of "kill yourself" jokes, which had been allowed in the rule for a long time by then. The prosecution takes the angle of hypocrisy; they claimed what Charter had done was far beyond what Larkc had ever done to him. The count is dismissed due to irrelevancy.

It's time for a closing statement, but the defence still has something to say. They post a screenshot of the u/Mr2112 Reddit account, the same name as LarKcuavian's Discord account. LarKc claims the account is not his own. After much discussion, it's contents (Most notably a "Neon Genesis Evangelion pregnancy post") are deemed irrelevant by the prosecution and general public. Charter is aghast but moves onto his closing statement.

The End of the Trial

For his closing statement, defendant Charter states he's already made his peace with LarKcuavian, and he was ready to be past this. He states that he's never to been open to making his peace with LarKc, but mods like Decoherence have done nothing but portray him as someone actively looking to cause drama when he had already moved in. Charter declares his actions have no grounds for a ban, and the only reason he ever was is because of the unnecesary scrutiny that biased mods put him under.

After the jury and prosecution make their decisions, Charter walks a free man. His lawyer Dainis however, is thrown into the pit and subsequently banned from the server indefinitely for his actions.

The November Election[edit | edit source]

The November 2024 SwagBalls Election
November 16-17, 2024
July 2024[editor's note 16]
Plurality of votes needed to win
Turnout 93.1% of registered voters [note 68]
Nominee Boris Chico Chauka
Party Nova SP Nova SP
Ideology
Votes 8 5
[note 69]
Percentage 29.6% 18.5%
Nominee Ballistyx Xertun
Party People's Republican Party of Swagcord Independent
Ideology idk
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Votes 4 4
Percentage 14.8% 14.8%
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Nominee Pierre Flaming Testicle (left)
Party Independent Swagstuck Funny Peter Party
Ideology
Votes 2 1
Percentage 7.4% 3.7%
File:AdamPFPelection.png
Nominee Adam Shitmaster LarKcuavian
Party Olive Branch Movement Neoyakubian Ecclestical Party
Ideology
Votes 1 1
Percentage 3.7% 3.7%
File:LuftwafflesPFPelection.png
Nominee Luftwaffles
Party Anarchist Party
Ideology Abolish Government
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Votes 1
Percentage 3.7%

Background[edit | edit source]

Debate[edit | edit source]

Results[edit | edit source]

Rules[edit | edit source]

Old Rules[edit | edit source]

The rules of SwagBalls were originally posted by Meme Alt on February 22nd, 2022, with additional rules being added at later dates. The no bigotry rules were strengthened as a variety of slurs were banned in all contexts, removed automatically by the AutoModerator. On May 15th, 2023, Walter clarified the list of words banned under the rules, as well as their respective punishments.

The old rules of SwagBalls were as follows:

The server's banner since June 2023.
  1. No racism.
  2. No homophobia or LGBTQ+ related phobia.
  3. No spam.
  4. No suspicious links, files, malware.
  5. No gore/NSFL/Violent videos (videos/pictures/gifs of real death, injuries, violence etc. This includes humans and animals)
  6. No sexism.
  7. No disrespecting others.
  8. Please try to post the right content in the appropriate channels. I will not be too harsh on enforcing this but keep that in mind.
  9. If you want truly serious discussion without jokes or memes go to #serious-discussion
  10. DO NOT be inappropriate with people under the age of 18.
  11. There will absolutely be no discussion or talk of Femboys. Nor will there be any sharing of content including femboys. This includes but is not limited to videos, memes, pictures, copypastas etc...
    1. Amendment to 11: Boykisser falls under this and is banned.
  12. If you somehow have permission to. Do not ping @ everyone OR @ any role without permission from the server owner.
  13. Do not post any sexual content such as porn.
  14. No horny talk, no horny memes, no horny jokes on this server. It is cringe and inappropriate. I do not care if you think its a joke, do not do it.
    1. Amendment to rule 14: don't talk about gooning or edging.
  15. Absolutely no doxxing for any reason. Not even yourself.
  16. There will be absolutely no venting on this server anywhere. ⁠#serious-discussion will only be for discussions.
  17. The main language of this server is English. So please, only speak in english.
  18. Do not share pirated material.
  19. Absolutely no political discussions at all. You will be warned first. If you continue then you will be muted.
  20. If someone genuinely tells you that your jokes make them uncomfortable, no matter how ironic, you should stop making them immediately.
  21. You are not allowed to advertise discord servers

It should be noted that Rule 16 was not enforced at all, and discussion of piracy did not violate Rule 18.

New Criminal Code[edit | edit source]

On March 2, 2024, as part of the 1984 Chud Crackdown, the old rules were rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, and were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the moderators (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March 4, 2024, with offenses separated into three degrees of severity, the new rules, crafted by Decoherence, read as follows:

--- FIRST DEGREE OFFENSES ---[edit | edit source]

A first degree offense will be met with an instant ban.

1.1. BIGOTRY. Posting bigoted content is a first degree offense.

1.2. MALWARE. Posting malware is a first degree offense.

1.3. GORE. Posting IRL gore or shock content without a warning is a first degree offense.

1.4. PORN. Posting porn is a first degree offense.

1.5. DOXXING. Doxxing ANYONE, even yourself, is a first degree offense.

-- SECOND DEGREE OFFENSES --[edit | edit source]

A second degree offense will be met with a trip to the pit. In particularly egregious cases, the mod team may ban the offending user after discussing the case while the user remained pitted.

2.1. SPAM. Spamming in channels is a second degree offense. Spamming advertisements in channels is a first degree offense.

2.2. VIOLENCE. Posting videos that contain IRL violence without a spoiler tag or warning is a second degree offense.

2.3. HARRASSMENT. Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team.

2.4. HORNY CONVERSATIONS. Thirstposting, thirst comments, or any sexually charged conversation is a second degree offense. This includes posting shock content/porn memes like incredible gassy or gooning. A sexually charged conversation with a minor is a first degree offense.

2.5. SERIOUSPOSTING. Outside of the serious channels, there is expectation of a certain level of irony. While serious conversations may certainly be had, any form of venting is discouraged. Fighting with other users over personal, unironic grievances may constitute a second degree offense.

- THIRD DEGREE OFFENSES -[edit | edit source]

A third degree offense will be met with a /warn. A user who accumulates three warnings will be sent to the pit and the mod team may discuss banning such a user.

3.1. NON-ENGLISH CONVERSATIONS. Speaking in a language other than English is difficult for the mod team to moderate, and may be met with a mute if kept up for more than a few messages. Talking about other languages is fine. The issue is if you have conversations that other people can't understand.

3.2. PIRACY. Sharing pirated material is a third degree offense, and the material in question will be deleted.

3.3. POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS. Discussing politics is a third degree offense. For the purposes of this rule, "political" discussions are those in which participants voice opinions about how society ought to progress, or what ought to be done about a socio-economic issue.

3.4. ADVERTISING. Advertising discord servers or commercial products is a third degree offense. Advertising scams/NFTs/cryptocurrency is a first degree offense.

3.5. FEMBOYS. Discussion of femboys is a third degree offense. This includes posting boykisser.

3.6. BE SERIOUS. Shitposting oe otherwise joking in ⁠serious-discussions-1 is a third degree offense. Repeat offenders will be thrown into the pit.

3.7. NO HOMESTUCK. The original sin will not be mentioned by name. Any offending post will be deleted off the face of the earth. This does not apply only in the #⁠🏠-mental-asylum.

Former Rules[edit | edit source]

The following rules have been completely removed since being first instituted:

  • 2.5. ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM. Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense.
    • Removed for being overbroad, in theory limiting jokes as much as unironic statements, in practice being rarely enforced, while any serious cases would have already fallen under Rule 2.3.
  • 3.1. DISRESPECT. Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken.
    • Removed for being overbroad, in theory limiting jokes as much as unironic statements, in practice being rarely enforced, while any serious cases would have already fallen under Rule 2.3.

The Constitution[edit | edit source]

In effect since July 4, 2024, the Constitution of 69SwagBalls420 Cord serves to define the roles of server government and to allow for the orderly and peaceful transfer of democratic power from one member to another under the benevolent guidance of the mod team. The text, drafted and written by Decoherence, can be viewed here.

Definitions[edit | edit source]

  • 1.1. DRASTIC PROPOSITION: A drastic proposition is an proposition created by a branch of government that would make changes to core categories, core chats, the constitution itself, or the criminal code.
  • 1.2. CORE CATEGORIES: The core categories are INFO, QOTD, EVENTS, TEMPLE OF GIRARD, VOICE, and ARCHIVE.
  • 1.3. CORE CHATS: The core chats are #⁠🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜, #⁠🤖-bot-commands, #⁠😂-memes-😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, and #⁠😲-soyjaks-anonymous.
  • 1.4. DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED: A democratically elected role is a role bestowed upon users based on the outcome of an election.
  • 1.5. PLATFORM: A platform is a set of propositions (which can include drastic actions) that presidential candidates create before or during their campaign. These propositions will be considered by the vanguard committee if a candidate is democratically elected.
  • 1.6. BILL: A bill is a proposition put forward by congress.
  • 1.7. VETO: A veto is the ability to strike down any proposition put forwards. The president or an admin can veto any bill put forward by congress.

Organization of Government[edit | edit source]

  • 2.1. COMPOSITION: Government is composed of the vanguard committee, the office of the president, and the senate.
  • 2.2. THE VANGUARD COMMITTEE: Any user who has the admin, moderator, or swag god role is a member of the vanguard committee. The vanguard committee will regulate itself, and can choose to add or remove members to itself through an internal vote.
  • 2.3. THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT: The office of the president is composed of two democratically elected members; the president and the vice president. The user with the highest percentage of the vote is president. The president and the vice president must represent a combined total of at least 50% of the vote.
  • 2.4. THE SENATE: Senators are democratically elected. There is one senator for every 500 members of the server. These seats shall be filled by the candidates with the highest percentage of the vote in the senatorial election.

Powers of the Vanguard Committee[edit | edit source]

  • 3.1. POWER: The vanguard committee has ultimate power over the server. With a successful internal vote, the committee may make any change to the server.
  • 3.2. JUSTICE: Committee members are responsible for enforcing the criminal code. If a committee member abuses their powers, they may be removed from the committee following a vote by committee members.
  • 3.3. OVERSIGHT: Any propositions made by the other two branches of government must be put into action by the committee. If these propositions are drastic, the committee is free to strike them down through an internal vote.

Powers of the Office of the President[edit | edit source]

  • 4.1. ACCESS: The president and the vice president have the ability to read and post messages in ⁠#admin-family-guy-roleplay, ⁠🏛-the-senate, and ⁠#the-pit.
  • 4.2. EXECUTIVE ORDERS: At any time, the president can put forward an executive order: a single non-drastic proposition that will immediately be implemented by the vanguard committee, or, if possible, the president.
  • 4.3. PLATFORM: When a president and vice president are elected, each article of their platforms must be considered by the vanguard committee and either passed or struck down.
  • 4.4. TRANSFER OF POWER: If the president is pitted, banned, inactive for 7 days, or otherwise unable to perform their duties, the vice president will be granted their role and office until the president returns to action or is voted out of office.

Powers of the Senate[edit | edit source]

  • 5.1. BILLS: Senators can put forward bills to make changes to the server. A bill must first be passed through the senate by an internal majority vote. In the case of a tie the vice president may vote to break the tie. If a bill meets the criteria of a drastic proposition, it must pass through an internal vote of the vanguard committee to be implemented.
  • 5.2. LOBBYING: Users are encouraged to ask their senators to put forward bills on their behalf, and senators are encouraged to do so.

Election Procedures[edit | edit source]

  • 6.1. SCHEDULE: Elections will be held in the second weeks of March, July, and November. Campaigning will begin on the first day of the week, and voting will take place on the last day of the week.
  • 6.2. PARTIES: A party is a group of like-minded users who share ideas. During election week, each party shall be granted their own role and channel in the politics category. At the end of the week, the channels shall be archived. Parties are free to merge with other parties.
  • 6.3. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS: Any user can run for president. Each presidential candidate must have a platform if they wish to be added to the ballot. A user cannot run for president and senate in the same election.
  • 6.4. SENATORIAL ELECTIONS: Any user can run for senate. A user cannot run for president and senate in the same election.
  • 6.5. VOTING: Voting will be conducted through a private poll, with voting permissions restricted to registered voters. Each user is allowed 1 vote in the presidential election, and votes equal to the number of seats in the senatorial election.

The First Amendment[edit | edit source]

The moderation team shall not be allowed to kick or permanently pit a person without hosting a trial, and the defendant is to be placed in the pit temporarily until a verdict is reached. This text acknowledges that all citizens of SwagCord possess certain unalienable rights, barring:

  • accounts younger than 2 weeks
  • known alt accounts
  • scam bots or otherwise malicious accounts not covered by first-degree offenses
  • participants of any raid on the server

Due to the nature of first-degree rule-breaking, first-degree offenders will not be guaranteed a trial. The trial is to be attended by the defendant, one or more representatives of the moderation team, and an impartial jury to ensure a fair verdict, as well as witness(es) of the offense committed if necessary.

Ongoing Campaigns[edit | edit source]

THIS SECTION OF THE ARTICLE IS A WORK IN PROGRESS.

SwagCraft[edit | edit source]

SwagCraft Legacy[edit | edit source]

SwagCraft Legacy was an entry in the SwagCraft server trilogy. Hosted by Ozzy, it became a spine-tingling adventure for all SwagBallers daring to take the call for adventure. Server also had a collab with wunkcord [citation needed], before closing down due to financial issues.

SwagCraft II[edit | edit source]

SwagCraft II was an entry in the SwagCraft trilogy. It was by far the most eventful across both iterations. Frequent members of the server call it similair to a ghost town, that keeps being haunted by ghosts that do things in the server. SwagCraft II saw the creation of the biggest organization yet, C.O.C.K, known for its brutalistic design choices and great economy. The organization has also achieved and refined flight technologies, making a one way plane, an expensive-to-use second plane, powered by flint and steel, and a third iteration, that was meant to be quick and cheap 4 way means of transportation, but unfortunately due to flaws in mechanisms, the plane broke apart and flew very far away. The server also saw the creation of the Swagology religion, having a full fledged bible and a church. The server was shut down due to financial and inactivity issues.

The SwagCraft[edit | edit source]

The SwagCraft is an entry in the SwagCraft trilogy, being the current one. In contrast to the other two servers, it is run in a different version of the game, and on a completely new map, as well now the dictator of the server being Koknese. The server funds were crowdfunded, guaranteeing long livelihood.

The SwagCraft slowly lost activity, and Koknese decided to give the server a quirk, having two teams compete against each other. This was quite unsuccessful, however, with activity remaining relatively low. On March 3rd 2024, the server was raided by a raiding group, which lavacasted all the buildings on the server. It is currently not known how they found the server's IP. While many blame the Cockroach for ordering the strike, these theories have mostly been considered baseless by reputable sources. An automated griefing process called SkyNet, which allows for computer generation of IP addresses, is currently believed to be the most probable cause, as it would require no intentional leak from a server member.[41]

SwagCraft IV: A New Hope[edit | edit source]

OPERATION 9SWAG [editor's note 17][edit | edit source]

You've heard of the 9GAG app.

We all have, the legend, the curses.
Foolishness about it lying on the second page of Google, buried beneath Reddit posts.
A dark, decrepit monument leading dank memers to their doom.

The Internet's most famous memes and image macros were invited to its Grand Opening.
An invitation was a sign of... exclusiveness.
The Opening was supposed to symbolize a road to a brighter future, not just for the world...
... but for all who scrolled through its posts.
A chance for anyone to meme again.

Except - 9GAG never flourished.
Its culture got frozen in time, like a big flashbulb going off.
The Grand Opening - one big ending of hilarity.

It's still out there, on Google Play, preserved, just waiting for someone to crack it open.
But getting to it. That's not the hard part.

It's letting go.

The existence of 9GAG has long been known to many. Created in 2008 by Hong Kong entrepreneur Ray Chan, it has for years been mocked for its style of humor, with the site's userbase seemingly permanently stuck in the year 2012, its culture never evolving past it as was custom among the other corners of the internet. Furthering their notoriety was the world-famous 9GAG Meme Rock, which to this day strikes cringe in the hearts of even the most unflinching souls. Yet how many had dared open the website for themselves?

The answer, surprisingly, is very few. Though it had remained in plain view for many years, its existence was thoroughly ignored for the large part by the general public. It was not until the mod team of 69MoeLester420 jokingly created accounts for the website in January 2023 that its secrets would finally be unveiled. What they discovered was a website so horrid, so appalling, yet so endlessly fascinating it had remained their obsession for many months afterwards. It was all it was described as and more, an endless stream of racist content presented in formats that had gone out of fashion a decade prior, lacking any and all self-awareness, combined with a userbase in their 30s so mentally dense it is surprising they haven't collapsed into a black hole.

Any post, no matter how obviously satirical, passes as genuine in the eyes of a 9GAGGER, to the point where one has to question their own sanity, weighing whether their mannerisms are all part of a conspiratorial ploy, for there was no possible way a functioning human being could get that irrationally mad over such obvious bait. A Tony Zaret skit come to life, it is of no surprise that the mod team started pushing the limits of what they'll fall for, always managing to attain a successful result.

Come the SwagBalls-69MoeLester420 Merge, the knowledge of what was found on 9GAG was suddenly shared with an audience of hundreds. Though it has largely fallen out of fashion, trolling on 9GAG had become a staple hobby of 69SwagBalls420 when it was first introduced. With dozens, if not hundreds of posts shared, a large dataset has been created showing many successes and failures that may enable the development of more sophisticated trolling methods in the future.

The table below contains information on "successful" 9GAG posts: those that reached at least 100 downvotes or 25 comments. This resource should be used to determine more effective trolling strategies.

Swagcord 9GAG Posts With At Least 100 Downvotes
Account Title Category Upvotes Downvotes Comments Tags Time Posted Date Posted URL
dankchungus "Sex scfa sxe scex sex sxe sce sexs esex sxex sexex sex sxe sexe ex sex follow bruh funny for more epic bruh memes ?" ??? 4 170 9 dank, epic, swag 18:40 UTC January 17 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aWGj0j6
dankchungus "Boy if this was real I would not want to swim in the ocean 😂" ??? 2 176 7 69swagballs420, politics, anime 11:15 UTC April 23 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aXnV19z
dankchungus "NOT for insta"normies", onyl the dsnkest 9gaggetd wil get this😂😂😂" ??? 4 228 13 marvel, 69swagballs420, savage 11:45 UTC April 23 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aeQZwbB
dankchungus "Mr. Sex and me are getting e-married on 9GAG today! 🥰 This is the happiest day of my life! 😍 Send us your best wishes in the comments below! ☺️" ??? 10 63 28 gaming, politics, 69swagballs420 19:15 UTC April 27 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aKEWqe3
dankchungus "LO L😂 haha this comic strop is so hilarious it gve me qite the chukcle haha i jus watned to share it with yuo guyd as i m sur yu will apprecirte i5 i m sory for an y spell ibg mistake s im high on meth rn" ??? 15 359 15 69swagballs420, funny, dark humor 13:40 UTC May 4 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aZDQRyz
dankchungus "Guybs is thi reall??? cold afam samson be an epicc 9gager lik us?? i thin this 8mage is rel butt wat do u thinkk??🤔🤔🤔" ??? 13 196 26 funny, dark humor, art 15:30 UTC May 13 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aBdEg7N
dankchungus "Haha this "meme" my husband sent me today really cracks me up! so many things wrong with socuety today... and to any "lob"erals who get offended by this ... you can flip the H*LL off!! 😂😂😂" Humor 16 79 26 woke, politics, funny 16:50 UTC July 22 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/armzogK
dankchungus "Goodbye guys" Latest News 82 93 57 funny, meme, dank 13:45 UTC July 23 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aNw3p43
dankchungus "Whoever did this won the internet😂😂😂" Memes 415 '386'Bold text 31 politics, dark humor, joe biden 21:50 UTC July 26 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/axo4RmK
dankchungus "Hah i dontt know if yuo youngsrters will be abld to relat to this but it gave me a chuckle hope you fine folkss appreacheated 😁 time used to be so mucch difefent back ij the day hah noww yuo cant even asualyt yuour wif witout a libural snowflakr getting offened can we go backt" Humor 3 96 24 funny, humor, relatable 12:30 UTC August 17 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/a4orpZA
dankchungus "Whoopsie 😅 mad a bitof a mess in the kittche ntoday who knew gruond beef was so proen to spontaneous explosions haha only in ohio dose anyon knoww hwo to cleann thi up???" WTF 12 314 60 accident, wtf, omg, ukraine, funny 19:40 UTC September 15 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aDYqR0x
dankchungus "So my dog (golden retriever) just did this 😅 i have guests coming over in an hour so erm... this is totally awkward ! such playful animals haha" Wholesome 18 190 24 dog, golden retriever, wholesome meme, awesome, epic fail 09:45 UTC September 16 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aBdbREx
dankchungus "The george soros funded deep (do NOT read this word backwards) state does not want you to know this, SHARE and REPOST BEFORE IT GETS REMOVED‼️ DISGUSTED TO SEE WHAT JO BIDET IS DOING TO THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY!! 🤢 stay safe my fellow amerircan PATRIQTS!! 🇱🇷 god bless 🙏" WTF 14 85 35 conspiracy, politics, usa, george soros, donald trump 18:30 UTC September 19 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aWGe1ZA
dankchungus "A fate worse than hell awaita all those that wish to abandon godd..m good people of 9gagg... do not let this jappen to yuo or your chidlren..." Latest News 20 83 42 islam, god, truth, atheist, donald trump 16:55 UTC October 12 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/anz3EmL
dankchungus "Praise be to allah 🙏🙏🙏 our onr true savior!! found on my estranged son's computter..(he died from a heroin overdoes last year)... the videegam "forknite" has completly corupted his soul... do not bel LIKR HIM!!! turn off yuor computr bfero this cosumes yuo as well..." WTF 6 142 17 gaming, islam, religion, sad, wtf 06:25 UTC October 17 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aeQEBXv
dankchungus "The fall of man is nearr😍 cant belive its only veen a few thousan years sinc ethe start of human civillizatio haha weve all grown so mucm...what are yuor planns for the day of reckoning?" Wholesome 17 82 38 wholesome meme, funny, awesome, satisfying, oddly satisfying 10:00 UTC October 19 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/anzZeeV
69mr_sex420 "On ly trie memrrs eoll get it ! 😸🤭🤣😆😅😂😂😆😹😹🤣😸😸🤣😹😆😆😂😂😂😆😹🤣😸🤭🤭😸🤣😹😆😅😂😂😅😆😹🤭🤭😸😸🤣🤣😹😹😆😆😆😅😅😅😂😂😅😅😆😆😹🤣🤣😸😸🤭🤭😸🤣😹😆😆😂😂😅😆😹🤣😸🤭🤭🤭😸🤣😆😅😂😂😅😸😸😸🤭🤭😸🤣" ??? 8 106 3 dank, meme, dark humor 15:20 UTC May 23 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aoKLmd2
indianfurryyiff "I LOVE PEARS O WANT TO EAT THEM, NOM JOL NOM YUMMY 🥵🥵😋😋😋😋😛😛😛😛🤩🤩🤩🤩" ??? 13 117 34 dank, politics, health 20:30 UTC April 3 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aNwvpYw
dankchungus "Haha my second cousin(once removed) sent me thus on "facebooks"?, i just knew i'd have yo sharve it with my friends on 9gag! whoe else can relate?😂😂" WTF 19 135 31 meme of the year, dank, funny, chainsaw man, woodcutting memes 09:35 UTC December 18 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aQEW2bd
realtrigs "'Sick, twisted, vile and deranged' these companies are all run by transgender jihadists who perform woke mind virus experiments on innocent puppies. We took down Sweet Baby Inc. We can take down these freaks! 9GAG Assemble!" WTF 15 67 37 politics, gaming, sad, latest news, woke 17:10 UTC March 19 2024 https://9gag.com/gag/adByqRD
realtrigs "PLEASE aid in fight aganst woke normbrains by adding epicsauce 9GAG watermajk to your danke memes!" WTF 13 80 26 meme, scary, woke, politics, latest news 14:45 UTC March 17 2024 https://9gag.com/gag/ajPQ65g
realtrigs "Financial wisdom for those of yuo who must become good spenders and wise in the economy. . . never stop tha grind!! 💯" Sports 16 112 22 gaming, random, awesome, latest news, econony 18:00 UTC February 14 2024 https://9gag.com/gag/amAj8j6
realtrigs "How Europoids measure things. An utterly deranged people and culture!" WTF 148 165 59 2024, wtf, insane, usa, 9gag den deutschen 19:35 UTC January 31 2024 https://9gag.com/gag/aoKb5ZX
realtrigs "I made this epic and danke meme to celebrate the passing of yet another very good year! Praise be! God bless yuo 9GAG!!" Memes 54 255 94 new year, funny, meme, savage, dark humor 14:05 UTC December 31 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aeQnQeB
realtrigs "Hello all of 9GAG, please look upon this meme I have made. It certainly is a true and accurate portrait that I have created to show the dumb and quite foolish millennials and other rot-brained youths how to live properly! Please! If you are young and foolish, do not waste money!" Humor 170 320 101 japan, meme, savage, latest news, women 15:10 UTC January 4 2024 https://9gag.com/gag/adPGR02
realtrigs "Improtant Reminder to those of yuo fool enough to watch thw woke and mainstream media!" Latest News 196 139 30 dark humor, meme, politics, wtf, basketball 15:50 UTC January 9 2024 https://9gag.com/gag/a3Z6VWv
realtrigs "Inportant imformation that I am have found for all of yuo young and foolworthy 9GAG users on the website of X by Elon Musk! Very concernin! Millions must view!" Latest News 12 54 34 wtf, latest news, politics, woke, new world order 15:55 UTC January 12 2024 https://9gag.com/gag/az2nV6B
realtrigs "It is only the facts that I am bringing before you that I brig before you~ Sad may it be, but europoids could never live life peacefully among the Americans!" Memes 56 59 50 latest news, politics, usa, dark humor, savage 15:20 UTC January 20 2024 https://9gag.com/gag/a8qZwP1
realtrigs "Me with me soyn: 🤣" Relationships and Dating 88 103 17 unexpected, dark humor, face, meme, yy lmao 18:10 UTC January 26 2024 https://9gag.com/gag/avQNbEZ
realtrigs "Hi memers. I have made and created this hearfelt meme after a very long and quite bad and sad conservation with a close family member. Feeling down today :(" Memes 8 88 50 dark humor, savage, meme, politics, germany 15:40 UTC October 7 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aME6jKV
realtrigs "This One Made Me "Lol" As The Ones Who Are Still The Kids Are So Very Fond Of Liking To Say!" Memes 783 196 31 awesome, funny, meme, dark humor, 9gag news 15:25 UTC October 10 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/a6qzDG2
realtrigs "It's OVER christchads... They are gone to WOKE" Memes 12 140 41 meme, dark humor, savage, woke, disney 15:20 UTC October 22 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/ago9q41
realtrigs "I hate athetists so mcuh it is unrrwal" Memes 41 218 80 meme, woke, dark humor 18:00 UTC August 1 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/a3Zn9Ee
realtrigs "When u get it: you will shit brick!" Memes 65 1747 139 meme of the year, christmas, meme, star wars, yugoslavia 20:30 UTC December 18 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/a3ZXNje
realtrigs "What if Elon Musk Was Video Game?" Gaming 35 67 27 awesome, meme, meme of the year, wtf, chris hemsworth 19:50 UTC December 14 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aZDODn9
realtrigs "Yuor pron addict is: damn 9GAGGEr is: come her boy: is danke emem! True Memeland is: overrun by normas. It is: so over." Memes 4 101 10 abrupt chaos, tetten, girl, meme, scary 15:40 UTC December 14 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aGE4z47
realtrigs "I AM Sick and TIRED of "woke Disney" bulls**t!! No "anime" is good or godly and those who think as such are no more than small-minded children. Now lets get this thing viral 9GAG!" Memes 8 163 59 politics, palestine, dark humor, movie, girl celebrity 14:10 UTC October 24 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/adPA5zB
realtrigs "My true and honest confession:" Memes 1473 457 431 awesome, 9gag, politics, dark humor, savage 15:10 UTC September 20 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/anz05vB
realtrigs "You did it 9GAG! F**k you tomorrow! 😀" Memes 49 287 99 meme, latest news, 9gag 15:10 UTC August 16 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aA0moZR
realtrigs "Haha... there must have been a reason for all this once" Memes 26 83 33 help, meme, the woke left 19:50 UTC August 6 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/aOxj04N
realtrigs "Really "LOLed" at this ! One .I hate cops" Memes 294 105 12 meme, dark humor, funny 16:50 UTC August 4 2023 https://9gag.com/gag/agodG5v

[editor's note 18]

Discussion[edit | edit source]

Additional Findings[edit | edit source]

[editor's note 19] -the 9gag baby -the 9gag racism scientific paper -abnormal amount of dutch people -meme coin

The 9GAG Wedding[edit | edit source]

The 9GAG Divorce[edit | edit source]

[editor's note 20]

Built By Gamers[edit | edit source]

The Built By Gamers campaign is an active trolling campaign in the server for the famous YouTube shorts video game podcast BuiltByGamers. The campaign is mostly harmless, just SwagBallers taking the themes that the channel covers to the extreme. Mossfish, a member of SwagBalls was quite successful and even gained the attention and positive reaction from one of the hosts of the podcast. It is rumored that mossfish is now supplying the gamers with information for their videos.

The SwagBalls Cookbook[edit | edit source]

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Although girard is a registered Republican, he has floated around the idea of a potential Libertarian presidential run in 2024. While never officially announcing his candidacy, many supporters believe that his popularity could have left a strong possibility of him being chosen at the Libertarian National Convention.
    • Despite his supposed libertarian leanings, he has also expressed support for Adolf Hitler several times, and frequently uses racial slurs. Was it all just "bait" or even "satire"? Unfortunately, nobody can tell because of Poe's law.
    • Within the confines of the SwagCord political system, he considers himself to be an Englightened Xentrist and a Shartyist Democrat, supporting the independent politician Xertun, as well as the NSP.
  • There is an abandoned staff role "janitor" that is no longer used, yet it is still mentioned in the rules. Last known member with the role was Lin.
  • The term Macromaniac Wars is a bastardization of the Marcomannic Wars, first uttered by Decoherence,[42] that subsequently entered popular use.
  • The War... would most likely not happen if not for an unknown[editor's note 21] mod removing Charter's Soyjak Gold.
  • Prior to November 8, 2023, greenies unknowingly had the perms to ping @everyone. This would be discovered by Flaming Testicle (left) who, wishing to post the entire server rules in order to further rot girard's brain, immediately reported this to Walter, who quickly removed the permissions. Such decisive action has possibly prevented an @everyone incident of nuclear proportions.
    • It is unknown who gave greenies the perms to ping people, due to the limitations of the Discord audit log. As such, it is impossible to determine whether this was an accident or a case of purposeful tampering to undermine the server.

Users[edit | edit source]

Admins and Moderators[edit | edit source]

The Administrators of SwagCord and their Family Guy roleplay characters as of July 14, 2024:

The Moderators of SwagCord:

  • 3 CLAM - Japanese Megatron "Meg" Griffin
  • mr2112
  • local wizard, lee

Members with Family Guy roleplay access:

  • Vibe (former mod, real) - Brian
  • REFORGER[note 13] (former 69MoeLester420 admin)
  • Drotos (former admin)
  • Mjestik (KirbyCord owner and former server partner)
  • local fungus - Roger from American Dad (former admin)
  • samarm132 - Pouncy the Cat (former admin)
  • ShibaInuHat (former mod)
  • Kelpwave - Cleveland Brown (former mod)
  • Rah (former mod)
  • Monolyne - Lois (former mod)

Certified Swag Ballers[edit | edit source]

A Certified Swag Baller is a user of 69SwagBalls420 who has been given a yellow role by an administrator as a result of active participation on the server. Below is an incomplete list of Certified Swag Ballers.

Banned Users[edit | edit source]

Notable users who have been banned from 69SwagBalls420 are listed below.

Hall of Icons[edit | edit source]

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. To the tune of "Smooth Criminal".
  2. Users with miscellaneous top roles, including a variable population of Pit Dwellers.
  3. This statistic is highly disputed, and opinions among experts vary greatly. To some, SwagCord is the best it has ever been, to others, it is in a perpetual state of collapse, while others yet believe that nothing has fundamentally changed throughout the months. Whether SwagBalls has fallen is in the eye of the observer.
  4. Short for Megatron.
  5. Girard is a self-proclaimed conservative libertarian and a strong supporter of Ronald Reagan.
  6. Again, he is a libertarian.
  7. And yet, after what was done to girard, could any SwagBaller be considered innocent?
  8. Moderators.
  9. Admins.
  10. There will be absolutely no venting on this server anywhere. #⁠serious-discussion will only be for discussions.
  11. The main language of this server is English. So please, only speak in english.
  12. Due to 9GAG's limits on aspect ratios, the artwork was surrounded by some of the greatest comments found on the website during the past year.
  13. 13.0 13.1 Previously known as koonsbmw.
  14. Or fortunately, depending on one's viewpoint.
  15. If someone genuinely tells you that your jokes make them uncomfortable, no matter how ironic, you should stop making them immediately.
  16. A direct reference to his Reddit username, u/████████████████, combined with the term "Orwellian", referring to the work of novelist George Orwell.
  17. Representing 1.9% of the total population.
  18. A coalition between the SwagBalls Democratic Party and the Lininist Party for Democracy and Freedom.
  19. Fighting a ban imposed by rule 2.5.
  20. /s, /j, /srs and the like.
  21. Despite complaints, independent fact-checkers have found no bias in this statement.
  22. Including Charter, who ran as a non-partisan representative of the LSSU.
  23. Due to a lack of voter activity, this has been shortened to 27 hours.
  24. DISRESPECT. Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken.
  25. ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM. Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense.
  26. 26.0 26.1 HARRASSMENT. Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team.
  27. Harassment has been redefined to include only serious cases, such as online stalking, spamming DMs and continued insults that go beyond the usual server banter.
  28. BIGOTRY. Posting bigoted content is a first degree offense.
  29. According to the vice-swagsident, with the leaving and recent inactivity of certain users, the issue has resolved itself by now. The mission has been deemed accomplished by the executive.
  30. By new law, Homestuck has been permitted in #🏠-mental-asylum only.
  31. As votes were anonymous as part of the closed-ballot election, it is unlikely this promise will ever come to fruition.
  32. Vice-president LarKcuavian was believed to possess more executive permissions than actually present.
  33. Walter and LarKc.
  34. Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not Walter's user page
  35. Chauka (NSP) and Xertun (I) abstained.
  36. The Senate has de facto been used for any purpose the senators wished since inception regardless.
  37. The unbiased nature of this poll has been disputed by independent critics.
  38. Representing 1.65% of the total population.
  39. With support for vice-presidency from Shitmaster LarKcuavian.
  40. Chauka's account, which was shared with Walter. It was never registered to vote.
  41. Dainis's account, which he admitted owning. It was registered to vote.
  42. A suspicious account that returned after weeks of inactivity. The profile picture showed Tony Zaret, whom Dainis is a fan of. It was registered to vote.
  43. A suspicious account that returned after weeks of inactivity. Its username is similar in humor to the previous account. It was registered to vote.
  44. A suspicious account that returned after months of inactivity. While active, it spent its time giving money to Dainis in the #🤑-gambling channel. It was registered to vote.
  45. An account created in reference to the user ANAL RAPER, who has become a SwagCord urban legend due to his unconventional name. The account's knowledge of the server's inside jokes served as proof of it belonging to a server member. The account having Puffy, the mascot of the OpenBSD operating system, served as proof of it (plausibly) belonging to Dainis. It was registered to vote.
  46. An account that cropped up in the server during The War... A reference to the Boom Pregnant meme, the account's knowledge of the server's inside jokes served as proof of it belonging to a server member. It was registered to vote.
  47. An account confirmed to belong to Dainis, referencing the centre-right latvian party New Unity (Jaunā Vienotība). Although pitted immediately, it rejoined the server in the same time frame as the previous accounts. It was never registered to vote.
  48. 2.3. THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT: The office of the president is composed of two democratically elected members; the president and the vice president. The user with the highest percentage of the vote is president. The president and the vice president must represent a combined total of at least 50% of the vote.
  49. Originally an abandoned policy of Shitmaster LarKcuavian, the mod team had only later come to see the wisdom in it. President Testicle supported the rules change.
  50. Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not Walter's user page
  51. Representing 1.71% of the total population.
  52. Xertun was the one who brought the bill forward. Almost immediately after it, he took out a revolver and chambered a single bullet in it, proceeding to play a game of Russian roulette on #🏛-the-senate floor. He died on the fifth trigger pull. He rejoined the server immediately after.
  53. The mod team states this to be a vague and unclear law the only purpose of which seemingly is to allow buying votes in democratic elections.
  54. Renamed to Durst Medal of Honor. Designs changed from pro-Revolutionary symbolism into trollgoldens.
  55. Although e-mails were sent, it is unlikely that elected government politicians will respond to calls to join a shitposting discord server.
  56. In order to avoid a negative outside perception of the server, a House M.D. theme was chosen instead.
  57. The SwagBallian population remained evenly split over the definition of the color, with equal portions of the populations claiming both "poo brown" and "royal purple".
  58. Though for a brief moment it was believed that the bill had passed 2-1, it was later discovered that Dainis didn't vote, making the law null and void.
  59. In an incredible twist, it was Charter who didn't vote this time, once again making the bill fail to pass.
  60. Even if passed, Barley Trains Inc., being a private company, could not be legally liquidated by the state.
  61. Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not Walter's user page
  62. Representing 1.65% of the total population.
  63. After Chauka promised to draw him two Peters.
  64. Despite the bill passing, payphones were never legally defined beyond girard's original message: "what did i only vote in stead of trains are legally obligated to post a law defining payphones as well since you're allowed to force egerybody to soyjaks anonymous barely works and kill 7 billion people"
  65. With Xertun being the only other Senator, girard expected the bill to fail, and only proposed it to show that Xertun was a triggered snowflake.
  66. Interpreted as creating more cosmetic roles.
  67. https://gdpr-info.eu/art-5-gdpr/
  68. Representing 1.55% of the total population.
  69. With support for vice-presidency from Ballistyx.

References[edit | edit source]

  1. EasyPoll (August 18, 2024): Official SwagBalls Census Discord.
  2. EasyPoll (August 18, 2024): Official SwagBalls Census Discord.
  3. UnbelievaBoat (August 29, 2024): Server Leaderboard Discord.
  4. Purrtun (August 18, 2024): Server Leaderboard Discord.
  5. ███████ (December 26, 2023): "haiiiiiiiii 69swagballs420cord :3 I am writing this to let you all know that we have officially merged with █████ ███ so yeah, have a good day or night or whatever :3". 69SwagBalls420 Cord #❗-announcements. Link
  6. Nae (September 17, 2023): "The butthole bandit has taken over". 69SwagBalls420 Cord #🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜
  7. Bazinga (September 17, 2023): "i saw who it was". 69SwagBalls420 Cord #🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜
  8. Bazinga (December 8, 2023): "Why is girard almost indistinguishable from a regular swagcord user". 69SwagBalls420 Cord #🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜
  9. Bazinga (November 7, 2023): "Now it’s just poking at gen ai like a deranged animal". KirbyCord #kurk
  10. girard (November 6, 2023): "THEY DIE BECAUSE ANY AI DIDN'T WE CANNOT COMPREHEND IT ONCE I WOULDN'T EVEN WORSE, BOTH!". 69SwagBalls420 Cord #🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜. Link
  11. girard (November 6, 2023): "TESTING TO KILL JOE BIDEN". 69SwagBalls420 Cord #🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜. Link
  12. (November 15, 2023) Readout of President Joe Biden’s Meeting with President Xi Jinping of the People’s Republic of China The White House.
  13. (November 16, 2023) President Xi Jinping Meets with U.S. President Joe Biden The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the People's Republic of China.
  14. 14.0 14.1 (November 16, 2023) Five things we learned from the Biden-Xi meeting BBC.
  15. (February 6, 2023) U.S. fighter jet shoots down suspected Chinese spy balloon Reuters.
  16. (February 22, 2024) China plans to send San Diego Zoo more pandas this year, reintroducing panda diplomacy Associated Press.
  17. Michaelanthony (January 23, 2023) R U Ready 4 Ze New World Order? (Klaus Schwab Deepfake Music Video w/lyrics) Youtube.
  18. girard (November 22, 2023): "PANDORA IS GIRARDT". 69SwagBalls420 Cord #🔪-girards-torture-chamber. Link
  19. Charter (December 3, 2023): "'we are uniting as one', 'against the mods', 'for the wealth of all people'". #🏴-revolutionary-encampment. Link
  20. 20.0 20.1 Walter (December 5, 2023 - December 7, 2023): "The War - A Timeline". 69SwagBalls420 #🏛-swagballs-historical-society
  21. 21.0 21.1 21.2 According to an official report published by the Revolutionary leadership.
  22. JazzyMason8 (December 4, 2023): "It was always unfunny and gross". KirbyCord #kurk
  23. Walter (January 18, 2024) It's been an amazing year here on 9GAG. So many wonderful people I've met here... But all good things must come to an end. After 265 days of blissful marriage, I am divorcing my 9GAG husband Mr. Asex. A big thanks to everyone who has accompanied us on this journey. God bless! 🙏 9GAG.
  24. Of "No emojies you canser" fame. Despite his promise to appear on the day of the divorce, most were doubtful of it happening. blomst12 (December 24, 2023) @69swagballs420 on my way fam 9GAG. Contrary to all expectations, he showed up to the divorce. blomst12 (January 20, 2024) @dankchungus sorry to hear that fam. I'm here for the next time you need me! 9GAG.
  25. Decoherence (January 27, 2024): "1984 police state until people learn to be nice to each other". 19SwagBalls84 #admin-family-guy-roleplay
  26. Decoherence (February 20, 2024): "barley is the only active user I'd trust with mod right now". 19SwagBalls84 #admin-family-guy-roleplay
  27. Koknese (March 4, 2024):
    guys let's just create a swagballs political party
    - it will eradictae irl political discussion
    - it's fun
    - we get to do stuff
    69SwagBalls420 Cord #🔪-girards-torture-chamber.
  28. Koknese (March 8, 2024): JOIN SSBP, FIGHT FOR SSBP! 69SwagBalls420 Cord #🤬-ssbp.
  29. Chauka (March 12, 2024): the basic beliefs of the SDP are ones of freedom of expression while retaining an enjoyable experience 69SwagBalls420 Cord #😺-sdp-↓↓↓.
  30. Shitmaster LarKcuavian (March 13, 2024): "Decided to remove the anti-minor part of the demands, as I can't find a good way to implement that" 69SwagBalls420 Cord #👁-tbpwifs.
  31. Walter (March 13, 2024): "The Party has officially dissolved the People's Parliament and has announced that elections will be held on Sunday, March 17. Televised debates between the highest-polling candidates will occur on March 14 and March 16. Long live SwagCord! Long live the Party! Long live Big Brother!" 69SwagBalls420 Cord #❗-announcements.
  32. Lin (March 13, 2024), in response to "slightly altered sdp": "but I'm the one in power instead" 69SwagBalls420 Cord #🌐-lpdf.
  33. "@Walter the ssbp, the sdp, and the lpdf have officially merged into the SSU (swagballs shartyist union)" 69SwagBalls420 Cord #⭐-patriot-chat.
  34. Koknese (March 14, 2024), in response to "Do you think segregation is wrong?":
    "no it is morally correct
    depending on who you segregate" 69SwagBalls420 Cord #🤓-debate-channel.
  35. Charter (March 14, 2024): "[...] i’ve been making consistent effort to convey my political endeavors and move toward something equitable for all people, koknese has been holding me back with his radical beliefs. i honestly wanted to kick him out for a while. this is what the SSBP was created to be. not what koknese bastardized it into" 69SwagBalls420 Cord #🤓-debate-channel.
  36. EasyPoll (March 17, 2024) SwagBalls March 2024 Election Results Discord.
  37. Koknese (March 19, 2024) We the People 69SwagBalls420 Cord #❗-announcements.
  38. Walter (July 13, 2024) For the high crime of attempted election fraud and subsequent perjury, Dainis of the NSP has been disqualified from the race. 69SwagBalls420 Cord #🤓-debate-channel
  39. Although the Album Exchange is still mod-run, regular movie nights are being held with community involvement.
  40. girard (September 19, 2024): "and i dont get offended snowflake".
    Xertun: "imb not a snowflake honeybuns".
    girard: "the courtroom but to".
    Walter: "he's sending your ass to JAIL".
    Xertun: "@girard i motion to NOT have to maker me go to jail".
    girard: "thank you get offended snowflake".
    69SwagBalls420 Cord #🏛-the-senate
  41. (March 4, 2024) Did the Cockroach raid the SwagBalls Minecraft server? Snopes.
  42. Decoherence (November 15, 2023): "Girard will abolish society and begin a new age of mindless violence: the macromaniac wars!". 69SwagBalls420 Cord #🔪-girards-torture-chamber. Link

Editor's Notes (remove this later)[edit | edit source]

  1. find girard's original aliases, apparently was called Hilter [sic] at first
  2. https://discord.com/channels/936042159998631976/936407183304822795/1214675991256104970 start here - Walt
  3. Missing Context.
  4. need a section on methcord, maybe in ongoing campaigns - Walt
  5. may actually be third or fourth coming, although the previous ones were mostly unnotable apart from a couple of n-word incidents (check around march 28 for one of them), add details in the first section on girard - Walt
  6. add note about references from Vibe and others about the War... many months prior to the event - Walt
  7. Walter here, I'll try to find the specific reason, you will be satisfied with 3rd degree chuddery in the meantime. I believe it had to do with the bullying of greenies.
  8. At this point I'm just leaving these as a reminder for myself. -Walt
  9. Honestly can't remember, did we remove people's messages or is this just the usual literally 1984? -Walt
  10. I can't find anything by just searching this up, may be a misquote, I'll find an actual slogan to put into the quotes (I'm sure there's bound to be something) -Walt
  11. the word "allegedly" is doing a lot of heavy lifting. it happened. -Walt
  12. 12.0 12.1 12.2 Missing story.
  13. Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not Walter's user page
  14. Representing approximately 1.3% of the total population. Due to an error in creating the election poll, non-registered voters were allowed to vote. It is unlikely that the results were majorly affected.
  15. Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not Walter's user page
  16. Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not Walter's user page
  17. thinking of giving all the ongoing campaigns a military operation name - Walt
  18. NEEDED: negative counterexamples of posts that haven't performed well at all for discernably no reason. Survivorship bias must be avoided in order to fully know how to exploit the app's algorithm
  19. expand upon these later
  20. Move the 9gag Divorce here? or maybe keep both as part of main article
  21. Walt here, I'll try to find which one exactly did this.