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The threads incident was an event that took place on July 28th 2021, when threads were introduced to the server. No mods were online at the time so people started creating threads en masse until [[Caskain]] shut down the fun. Keep in mind most of the posts in the thread were either Wubbox spam or porn of Goombella from the 2004 video game Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.


* CIA Agent : [to three prisoners]  The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!  [grabs a hood]  CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?  [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]  CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good!  [pulls the hood back into the plane]  CIA Agent : Who wants to try next?  [grabs another prisoner]  CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun!  Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?  CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you?  Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.  [the Agent removes the hood]  Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.  CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die?  Bane : It would be extremely painful.  CIA Agent : You're a big guy!  Bane : For you.  CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan?  Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.  Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing!  CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?  Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
== Aftermath ==
* [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers]  CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.  [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel]  Barsad : He wasn't alone.  [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone]  CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends.  Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends.  Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them.  CIA Agent : And why would I want them?  Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man...  CIA Agent
The aftermath goes as follows:
: Bane?  [the driver nods]  CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.
 
* Tavvo was bozod for posting horse porn
* HYP3R was muted for about 90% of the wubbox spam
* Kalomaze bozod for Goombella sucking a 2 foot long dick
* Fuzzzy being muted for 30 minutes for spamming memes after getting upset over people posting images of their pets during the aftermath.

Latest revision as of 02:20, 9 September 2022

The threads incident was an event that took place on July 28th 2021, when threads were introduced to the server. No mods were online at the time so people started creating threads en masse until Caskain shut down the fun. Keep in mind most of the posts in the thread were either Wubbox spam or porn of Goombella from the 2004 video game Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.

Aftermath[edit | edit source]

The aftermath goes as follows:

  • Tavvo was bozod for posting horse porn
  • HYP3R was muted for about 90% of the wubbox spam
  • Kalomaze bozod for Goombella sucking a 2 foot long dick
  • Fuzzzy being muted for 30 minutes for spamming memes after getting upset over people posting images of their pets during the aftermath.
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