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| owner = [[smjsilm]] (''de jure'') <br> [[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki|WalterWhiteOnDiscord]] (''de facto'')

'''69SwagBalls420''', also known as "'''SwagBalls'''", or "'''SwagCord'''", is a moderately sized irony Discord server. It is the official server for the meme/shitposting subreddits '''r/69Moelester420''', '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''', '''r/IkeaFreshBalls''' and '''r/█████████████.'''<ref name=":0">{{Cite message|author='''███████'''|date=December 26, 2023|content=haiiiiiiiii 69swagballs420cord :3 I am writing this to let you all know that we have officially merged with █████ ███ so yeah, have a good day or night or whatever :3|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''❗-announcements'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/938833517813571585/1188865276326969447}}</ref> Its name is a combination of the names of the first three subreddits, in addition to the now-defunct Discord server '''█████ ███'''.

 

The server has gone by several names throughout its life, reflecting its evolution and partnerships with other subreddits. These include:

 

* '''the internet shithole''' (February 3 - May 20, 2022)

* '''IDONTGIVEASWAG''' (May 20 - June 5, 2022)

* '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''' (June 5 - August 30, 2022)

* '''IDGAS''' (August 30 - September 14, 2022)

* '''IDGAS/IKEAFRESHBALLS''' (September 14 - October 3, 2022)

* '''Swag Balls Cord''' (October 3, 2022 - March 30, 2023)

* '''69SwagBalls420 Cord''' (March 30, 2023 - December 26th, 2023)

* '''████████████████''' (December 26th, 2023 - January 27th, 2024)

* '''19SwagBalls84 Cord''' (January 27th, 2024 - March 17th, 2024)

* '''69SvvagBalls420 cKord''' (March 17th, 2024 - April 19th, 2024)

* '''𒐕𒐝𒂟𒉼𒋻𒋝𒌐𒋻𒁇𒁇𒂟𒐛 𐏓𒆸𒇲𒆕''' (April 20th, 2024 - April 24th, 2024)

* '''𒐕𒐝𒊕𒁄𒐛𒅙 (69SagBal420 Kaad)''' (April 24th, 2024 - May 14th, 2024)

* '''38$wagBalls777 Paleozoicord''' (May 14th, 2024 - May 31st, 2024)

* '''19SwagBalls32 Cord''' (May 31st, 2024 - July 1st, 2024)

* '''69Scallywag420 Cord''' (July 1st, 2024 - July 15th, 2024)

* '''69FunnyBalls420 PeterCord''' (July 15th, 2024 - present)

== History ==

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<ref group="editor's note"> find girard's original aliases, apparently was called '''hitler''' at first</ref>

The protests all began from a single member, '''Charter''', losing his '''Soyjak Gold''' role for an ''unknown reason''<ref group="editor's note">'''Walter''' here, I'll try to find the specific reason, you will be satisfied with '''3rd degree chuddery''' in the meantime. I believe it had to do with the bullying of '''greenies'''.</ref>, being executed by an ''unknown staff member that we do not know the name of''<ref group="editor's note">At this point I'm just leaving these as a reminder for myself. -'''Walt'''</ref>. They soon escalated as '''Koknese''' started rallying up popular support and asking mods to give him his role back, which was met by suppression<ref group="editor's note">Honestly can't remember, did we remove people's messages or is this just the usual '''literally 1984'''? -'''Walt'''</ref> from the '''mod team'''. Later '''Koknese''' and '''Charter''' called upon the '''greenies''', persuading them with slogans such as "it's also a fight for your freedom"<ref group="editor's note">I can't find anything by just searching this up, may be a misquote, I'll find an actual slogan to put into the quotes (I'm sure there's bound to be something) -'''Walt'''</ref>, etc.

[[File:SFPPmanifesto.jpg|left|thumb|213x213px|The recovered manifesto of the <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b>.]]

 

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|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]125% of registered voters <ref group="editor's note"> Representing approximately 1.3% of the total population. Due to an error in creating the election poll, non-registered voters were allowed to vote. It is unlikely that the results were majorly affected. </ref>

| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending Review

| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0  

| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0

| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending Review <br> <ref group = "note">Vague and unclear law whose only purpose seemingly is to allow buying votes in democratic elections.</ref>

| Amending the '''Constitution''' with parts of the [https://www.satv.tiesa.gov.lv/en/2016/02/04/the-constitution-of-the-republic-of-latvia/ Latvian Constitution].

| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024

| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Pending

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==Rules==

 

=== Old Rules ===

The rules of '''SwagBalls''' were originally posted by '''Meme Alt''' on February 22nd, 2022, with additional rules being added at later dates. The no bigotry rules were strengthened as a variety of slurs were banned in all contexts, removed automatically by the '''AutoModerator'''. On May 15th, 2023, '''Walter''' clarified the list of words banned under the rules, as well as their respective punishments.

 

The old rules of '''SwagBalls''' were as follows:[[File:SwagBalls banner June 2023.webp|thumb|The server's banner since June 2023.]]

#No racism.

#No homophobia or LGBTQ+ related phobia.

#No suspicious links, files, malware.

#No gore/NSFL/Violent videos (videos/pictures/gifs of real death, injuries, violence etc. This includes humans and animals)

#No sexism.

#No disrespecting others.

#Please try to post the right content in the appropriate channels. I will not be too harsh on enforcing this but keep that in mind.

#If you want truly serious discussion without jokes or memes go to ''#serious-discussion''

# DO NOT be inappropriate with people under the age of 18.

#There will absolutely be no discussion or talk of Femboys. Nor will there be any sharing of content including femboys. This includes but is not limited to videos, memes, pictures, copypastas etc...

##Amendment to 11: Boykisser falls under this and is banned.  

#If you somehow have permission to. Do not ping @ everyone OR @ any role without permission from the server owner.

#Do not post any sexual content such as porn.

#No horny talk, no horny memes, no horny jokes on this server.  It is cringe and inappropriate. I do not care if you think its a joke, do not do it.

##Amendment to rule 14: don't talk about gooning or edging.

#There will be absolutely no venting on this server anywhere. ''⁠#serious-discussion'' will only be for discussions.

#The main language of this server is English. So please, only speak in english.

#Do not share pirated material.

#Absolutely no political discussions at all. You will be warned first. If you continue then you will be muted.

#If someone genuinely tells you that your jokes make them uncomfortable, no matter how ironic, you should stop making them immediately.

#You are not allowed to advertise discord servers

=== New Criminal Code ===

On March 2, 2024, as part of the '''1984 Chud Crackdown''', the old rules were rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, and were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the '''moderators''' (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March 4, 2024, with offenses separated into three degrees of severity, the new rules, crafted by '''Decoherence,''' read as follows:

==== --- FIRST DEGREE OFFENSES --- ====

 

'''1.1.''' '''BIGOTRY.''' Posting bigoted content is a first degree offense.

 

'''1.2.''' '''MALWARE.''' Posting malware is a first degree offense.  

 

'''1.3.''' '''GORE.''' Posting IRL gore or shock content without a warning is a first degree offense.

 

'''1.4.''' '''PORN.''' Posting porn is a first degree offense.  

 

'''1.5.''' '''DOXXING.''' Doxxing ANYONE, even yourself, is a first degree offense.

 

==== -- SECOND DEGREE OFFENSES -- ====

A second degree offense will be met with a trip to '''the pit'''. In particularly egregious cases, the mod team may ban the offending user after discussing the case while the user remained pitted.  

 

'''2.1. SPAM.''' Spamming in channels is a second degree offense. Spamming advertisements in channels is a first degree offense.

 

'''2.2. VIOLENCE.''' Posting videos that contain IRL violence without a spoiler tag or warning is a second degree offense.

 

'''2.3. HARRASSMENT.''' Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team.  

 

'''2.4. HORNY CONVERSATIONS.''' Thirstposting, thirst comments, or any sexually charged conversation is a second degree offense. This includes posting shock content/porn memes like incredible gassy or gooning. A sexually charged conversation with a minor is a first degree offense.

 

==== - THIRD DEGREE OFFENSES - ====

A third degree offense will be met with a /warn. A user who accumulates three warnings will be sent to '''the pit''' and the mod team may discuss banning such a user.

 

'''3.1. NON-ENGLISH CONVERSATIONS.''' Speaking in a language other than English is difficult for the mod team to moderate, and may be met with a mute if kept up for more than a few messages. Talking about other languages is fine. The issue is if you have conversations that other people can't understand.

 

'''3.2. PIRACY.''' Sharing pirated material is a third degree offense, and the material in question will be deleted.

 

'''3.3. POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS.''' Discussing politics is a third degree offense. For the purposes of this rule, "political" discussions are those in which participants voice opinions about how society ought to progress, or what ought to be done about a socio-economic issue.

 

'''3.4. ADVERTISING.''' Advertising discord servers or commercial products is a third degree offense. Advertising scams/NFTs/cryptocurrency is a first degree offense.  

 

'''3.5. FEMBOYS.''' Discussion of femboys is a third degree offense. This includes posting boykisser.

 

'''3.6. BE SERIOUS.''' Shitposting oe otherwise joking in ⁠serious-discussions-1 is a third degree offense. Repeat offenders will be thrown into the pit.

 

'''3.7. NO HOMESTUCK.''' The original sin will not be mentioned by name. Any offending post will be deleted off the face of the earth. This does not apply only in the '''#⁠🏠-mental-asylum.'''

===== Former Rules =====

The following rules have been completely removed since being first instituted:

*'''2.5. ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM.''' Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense.

**Removed for being overbroad, in theory limiting jokes as much as unironic statements, in practice being rarely enforced, while any serious cases would have already fallen under '''Rule 2.3'''.

*'''3.1. DISRESPECT.''' Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken.

**Removed for being overbroad, in theory limiting jokes as much as unironic statements, in practice being rarely enforced, while any serious cases would have already fallen under '''Rule 2.3'''.

== The Constitution ==

In effect since July 4, 2024, the '''Constitution of 69SwagBalls420 Cord''' serves to define the roles of server government and to allow for the orderly and peaceful transfer of democratic power from one member to another under the benevolent guidance of the '''mod team'''. The text, drafted and written by '''Decoherence''', can be viewed here.

 

=== Definitions ===

*'''1.1. DRASTIC PROPOSITION:''' A drastic proposition is an proposition created by a branch of government that would make changes to core categories, core chats, the constitution itself, or the criminal code.

*'''1.2. CORE CATEGORIES:''' The core categories are '''INFO''', '''QOTD''', '''EVENTS''', '''TEMPLE OF GIRARD''', '''VOICE''', and '''ARCHIVE'''.

*'''1.3. CORE CHATS:''' The core chats are '''#⁠🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜''', '''#⁠🤖-bot-commands''', '''#⁠😂-memes-😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂''', and '''#⁠😲-soyjaks-anonymous'''.

*'''1.4. DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED:''' A democratically elected role is a role bestowed upon users based on the outcome of an election.

*'''1.5. PLATFORM:''' A platform is a set of propositions (which can include drastic actions) that presidential candidates create before or during their campaign. These propositions will be considered by the vanguard committee if a candidate is democratically elected.

*'''1.6. BILL:''' A bill is a proposition put forward by congress.

*'''1.7. VETO:''' A veto is the ability to strike down any proposition put forwards. The president or an admin can veto any bill put forward by congress.

*'''2.1. COMPOSITION:''' Government is composed of the vanguard committee, the office of the president, and the senate.

*'''2.2. THE VANGUARD COMMITTEE:''' Any user who has the admin, moderator, or swag god role is a member of the vanguard committee. The vanguard committee will regulate itself, and can choose to add or remove members to itself through an internal vote.

*'''2.3. THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT:''' The office of the president is composed of two democratically elected members; the president and the vice president. The user with the highest percentage of the vote is president. The president and the vice president must represent a combined total of at least 50% of the vote.

*'''2.4. THE SENATE:''' Senators are democratically elected. There is one senator for every 500 members of the server. These seats shall be filled by the candidates with the highest percentage of the vote in the senatorial election.

*'''3.1. POWER:''' The vanguard committee has ultimate power over the server. With a successful internal vote, the committee may make any change to the server.

*'''3.2. JUSTICE:''' Committee members are responsible for enforcing the criminal code. If a committee member abuses their powers, they may be removed from the committee following a vote by committee members.

*'''3.3. OVERSIGHT:''' Any propositions made by the other two branches of government must be put into action by the committee. If these propositions are drastic, the committee is free to strike them down through an internal vote.

*'''4.1. ACCESS:''' The president and the vice president have the ability to read and post messages in ⁠'''#admin-family-guy-roleplay''', ⁠'''🏛-the-senate''', and ⁠'''#the-pit'''.

*'''4.2. EXECUTIVE ORDERS:''' At any time, the president can put forward an executive order: a single non-drastic proposition that will immediately be implemented by the vanguard committee, or, if possible, the president.

*'''4.3. PLATFORM:''' When a president and vice president are elected, each article of their platforms must be considered by the vanguard committee and either passed or struck down.

*'''4.4. TRANSFER OF POWER:''' If the president is pitted, banned, inactive for 7 days, or otherwise unable to perform their duties, the vice president will be granted their role and office until the president returns to action or is voted out of office.

=== Powers of the Senate ===

*'''5.1. BILLS:''' Senators can put forward bills to make changes to the server. A bill must first be passed through the senate by an internal majority vote. In the case of a tie the vice president may vote to break the tie. If a bill meets the criteria of a drastic proposition, it must pass through an internal vote of the vanguard committee to be implemented.

*'''5.2. LOBBYING:''' Users are encouraged to ask their senators to put forward bills on their behalf, and senators are encouraged to do so.

=== Election Procedures===

*'''6.1. SCHEDULE:''' Elections will be held in the second weeks of March, July, and November. Campaigning will begin on the first day of the week, and voting will take place on the last day of the week.

*'''6.2. PARTIES:''' A party is a group of like-minded users who share ideas. During election week, each party shall be granted their own role and channel in the politics category. At the end of the week, the channels shall be archived. Parties are free to merge with other parties.

*'''6.3. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS:''' Any user can run for president. Each presidential candidate must have a platform if they wish to be added to the ballot. A user cannot run for president and senate in the same election.

*'''6.4. SENATORIAL ELECTIONS:''' Any user can run for senate. A user cannot run for president and senate in the same election.

*'''6.5. VOTING:''' Voting will be conducted through a private poll, with voting permissions restricted to registered voters. Each user is allowed 1 vote in the presidential election, and votes equal to the number of seats in the senatorial election.

<code>THIS SECTION OF THE ARTICLE IS A WORK IN PROGRESS.</code>

'''SwagCraft II ''' was an entry in the SwagCraft trilogy. It was by far the most eventful across both iterations. Frequent members of the server call it similair to a ghost town, that keeps being haunted by ghosts that do things in the server. SwagCraft II saw the creation of the biggest organization yet, C.O.C.K, known for its brutalistic design choices and great economy. The organization has also achieved and refined flight technologies, making a one way plane, an expensive-to-use second plane, powered by flint and steel, and a third iteration, that was meant to be quick and cheap 4 way means of transportation, but unfortunately due to flaws in mechanisms, the plane broke apart and flew very far away. The server also saw the creation of the Swagology religion, having a full fledged bible and a church. The server was shut down due to financial and inactivity issues.

'''The SwagCraft ''' is an entry in the '''SwagCraft''' trilogy, being the current one. In contrast to the other two servers, it is run in a different version of the game, and on a completely new map, as well now the dictator of the server being '''Koknese'''. The server funds were crowdfunded, guaranteeing long livelihood.

'''The''' '''SwagCraft''' slowly lost activity, and '''Koknese''' decided to give the server a quirk, having two teams compete against each other. This was quite unsuccessful, however, with activity remaining relatively low. On March 3rd 2024, the server was raided by a raiding group, which lavacasted all the buildings on the server. It is currently not known how they found the server's IP. While many blame the '''Cockroach''' for ordering the strike, these theories have mostly been considered baseless by reputable sources. An automated griefing process called '''SkyNet''', which allows for computer generation of IP addresses, is currently believed to be the most probable cause, as it would require no intentional leak from a server member.<ref>(March 4, 2024) [https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1118841457504161845/1214251469537148948 Did the Cockroach raid the SwagBalls Minecraft server?] ''Snopes''.</ref>

<div style="text-align: center;">

You've heard of the '''9GAG''' app. <br>

Foolishness about it lying on '''the second page of Google''', buried beneath '''Reddit posts'''. <br>

A dark, decrepit monument leading '''dank memers''' to their doom.<br>

The '''Internet''''s most famous memes and image macros were invited to its [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9gag#History '''Grand Opening''']. <br>

The '''Opening''' was supposed to symbolize a road to a brighter future, not just for the world...<br>

A chance for anyone to '''meme again'''. <br>

Except - '''9GAG''' never flourished. <br>

Its culture got frozen in time, like a big flashbulb going off.<br>

The '''Grand Opening''' - one big ending of hilarity.<br>

It's still out there, on '''Google Play''', preserved, just waiting for someone to crack it open. <br>

But getting to it. That's not the hard part.<br>

'''It's letting go.'''<br> </div>

The existence of '''9GAG''' has long been known to many. Created in 2008 by '''Hong Kong''' entrepreneur '''Ray Chan''', it has for years been mocked for its style of humor, with the site's userbase seemingly permanently stuck in the year 2012, its culture never evolving past it as was custom among the other corners of the internet. Furthering their notoriety was the world-famous [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/9gags-meme-monument '''9GAG Meme Rock'''], which to this day strikes cringe in the hearts of even the most unflinching souls. Yet how many had dared open the website for themselves?

The answer, surprisingly, is very few. Though it had remained in plain view for many years, its existence was thoroughly ignored for the large part by the general public. It was not until the '''mod team''' of [[69MoeLester420#The_9GAG_conquest|69MoeLester420]] jokingly created accounts for the website in January 2023 that its secrets would finally be unveiled. What they discovered was a website so horrid, so appalling, yet so endlessly fascinating it had remained their obsession for many months afterwards. It was all it was described as and more, an endless stream of racist content presented in formats that had gone out of fashion a decade prior, lacking any and all self-awareness, combined with a userbase in their 30s so mentally dense it is surprising they haven't collapsed into a black hole.

Any post, no matter how obviously satirical, passes as genuine in the eyes of a '''9GAGGER''', to the point where one has to question their own sanity, weighing whether their mannerisms are all part of a conspiratorial ploy, for there was no possible way a functioning human being could get that irrationally mad over such obvious bait. A '''Tony Zaret''' skit come to life, it is of no surprise that the '''mod team''' started pushing the limits of what they'll fall for, always managing to attain a successful result.

Come the '''SwagBalls-69MoeLester420 Merge''', the knowledge of what was found on '''9GAG''' was suddenly shared with an audience of hundreds. Though it has largely fallen out of fashion, trolling on '''9GAG''' had become a staple hobby of '''69SwagBalls420''' when it was first introduced. With dozens, if not hundreds of posts shared, a large dataset has been created showing many successes and failures that may enable the development of more sophisticated trolling methods in the future.

The table below contains information on "successful" '''9GAG''' posts: those that reached at least 100 downvotes or 25 comments. This resource should be used to determine more effective trolling strategies.

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed "bs-exportable exportable"

|+Swagcord 9GAG Posts With At Least 100 Downvotes

|dankchungus

|"Sex scfa sxe scex sex sxe sce sexs esex sxex sexex sex sxe sexe ex sex follow bruh funny for more epic bruh memes ?"

|???

|4

|170

|9

|dank, epic, swag

|18:40 UTC

|January 17 2023

|https://9gag.com/gag/aWGj0j6

|dankchungus

|"Boy if this was real I would not want to swim in the ocean 😂"

|???

|2

|11:15 UTC

|https://9gag.com/gag/aXnV19z

|dankchungus

|"NOT for insta"normies", onyl the dsnkest 9gaggetd wil get this😂😂😂"

|???

|4

|11:45 UTC

|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQZwbB

|dankchungus

|"Mr. Sex and me are getting e-married on 9GAG today! 🥰 This is the happiest day of my life! 😍 Send us your best wishes in the comments below! ☺️"

|???

|10

|63

|28

|gaming, politics, 69swagballs420

|19:15 UTC

|April 27 2023

|https://9gag.com/gag/aKEWqe3

|dankchungus

|"LO L😂 haha this comic strop is so hilarious it gve me qite the chukcle haha i jus watned to share it with yuo guyd as i m sur yu will apprecirte i5 i m sory for an y spell ibg mistake s im high on meth rn"

|???

|15

|359

|15

|13:40 UTC

|https://9gag.com/gag/aZDQRyz

|dankchungus

|"Guybs is thi reall??? cold afam samson be an epicc 9gager lik us?? i thin this 8mage is rel butt wat do u thinkk??🤔🤔🤔"

|???

|196

|26

|funny, dark humor, art

|15:30 UTC

|May 13 2023

|https://9gag.com/gag/aBdEg7N

|dankchungus

|"Haha this "meme" my husband sent me today really cracks me up! so many things wrong with socuety today... and to any "lob"erals who get offended by this ... you can flip the H*LL off!! 😂😂😂"

|Humor

|16

|79

|26

|woke, politics, funny

|16:50 UTC

|July 22 2023

|https://9gag.com/gag/armzogK

|dankchungus

|"Goodbye guys"

|Latest News

|82

|13:45 UTC

|https://9gag.com/gag/aNw3p43

|dankchungus

|'''386''''''Bold text'''

|31

|politics, dark humor, joe biden

|21:50 UTC

|July 26 2023

|dankchungus

|"Hah i dontt know if yuo youngsrters will be abld to relat to this but it gave me a chuckle hope you fine folkss appreacheated 😁 time used to be so mucch difefent back ij the day hah noww yuo cant even asualyt yuour wif witout a libural snowflakr getting offened can we go backt"

|Humor

|3

|96

|24

|12:30 UTC

|https://9gag.com/gag/a4orpZA

|dankchungus

|"Whoopsie 😅 mad a bitof a mess in the kittche ntoday who knew gruond beef was so proen to spontaneous explosions haha only in ohio dose anyon knoww hwo to cleann thi up???"

|WTF

|314

|60

|accident, wtf, omg, ukraine, funny

|19:40 UTC

|September 15 2023

|https://9gag.com/gag/aDYqR0x

|dankchungus

|"So my dog (golden retriever) just did this 😅 i have guests coming over in an hour so erm... this is totally awkward ! such playful animals haha"

|Wholesome

|18

|09:45 UTC

|September 16 2023

|dankchungus

|"The george soros funded deep (do NOT read this word backwards) state does not want you to know this, SHARE and REPOST BEFORE IT GETS REMOVED‼️ DISGUSTED TO SEE WHAT JO BIDET IS DOING TO THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY!! 🤢 stay safe my fellow amerircan PATRIQTS!! 🇱🇷 god bless 🙏"

|WTF

|14

|18:30 UTC

|https://9gag.com/gag/aWGe1ZA

|dankchungus

|"A fate worse than hell awaita all those that wish to abandon godd..m good people of 9gagg... do not let this jappen to yuo or your chidlren..."

|Latest News

|20

|16:55 UTC

|https://9gag.com/gag/anz3EmL

|dankchungus

|"Praise be to allah 🙏🙏🙏 our onr true savior!! found on my estranged son's computter..(he died from a heroin overdoes last year)... the videegam "forknite" has completly corupted his soul... do not bel LIKR HIM!!! turn off yuor computr bfero this cosumes yuo as well..."

|WTF

|6

|142

|17

|gaming, islam, religion, sad, wtf

|06:25 UTC

|October 17 2023

|https://9gag.com/gag/aeQEBXv

|dankchungus

|"The fall of man is nearr😍 cant belive its only veen a few thousan years sinc ethe start of human civillizatio haha weve all grown so mucm...what are yuor planns for the day of reckoning?"

|Wholesome

|17

|10:00 UTC

|https://9gag.com/gag/anzZeeV

|69mr_sex420

|"On ly trie memrrs eoll get it ! 😸🤭🤣😆😅😂😂😆😹😹🤣😸😸🤣😹😆😆😂😂😂😆😹🤣😸🤭🤭😸🤣😹😆😅😂😂😅😆😹🤭🤭😸😸🤣🤣😹😹😆😆😆😅😅😅😂😂😅😅😆😆😹🤣🤣😸😸🤭🤭😸🤣😹😆😆😂😂😅😆😹🤣😸🤭🤭🤭😸🤣😆😅😂😂😅😸😸😸🤭🤭😸🤣"

|???

|8

|106

|3

|dank, meme, dark humor

|15:20 UTC

|May 23 2023

|https://9gag.com/gag/aoKLmd2

|indianfurryyiff

|"I LOVE PEARS O WANT TO EAT THEM, NOM JOL NOM YUMMY 🥵🥵😋😋😋😋😛😛😛😛🤩🤩🤩🤩"

|???

|13

|20:30 UTC

|https://9gag.com/gag/aNwvpYw

|dankchungus

|"Haha my second cousin(once removed) sent me thus on "facebooks"?, i just knew i'd have yo sharve it with my friends on 9gag! whoe else can relate?😂😂"

|WTF

|19

|135

|09:35 UTC

|https://9gag.com/gag/aQEW2bd

|realtrigs

|"'Sick, twisted, vile and deranged' these companies are all run by transgender jihadists who perform woke mind virus experiments on innocent puppies. We took down Sweet Baby Inc. We can take down these freaks! 9GAG Assemble!"

|politics, gaming, sad, latest news, woke

|17:10 UTC

|March 19 2024

|https://9gag.com/gag/adByqRD

|realtrigs

|"PLEASE aid in fight aganst woke normbrains by adding epicsauce 9GAG watermajk to your danke memes!"

|meme, scary, woke, politics, latest news

|realtrigs

|"Financial wisdom for those of yuo who must become good spenders and wise in the economy. . . never stop tha grind!! 💯"

|gaming, random, awesome, latest news, econony

|realtrigs

|"How Europoids measure things. An utterly deranged people and culture!"

|2024, wtf, insane, usa, 9gag den deutschen

|realtrigs

|"I made this epic and danke meme to celebrate the passing of yet another very good year! Praise be! God bless yuo 9GAG!!"

|new year, funny, meme, savage, dark humor

|realtrigs

|"Hello all of 9GAG, please look upon this meme I have made. It certainly is a true and accurate portrait that I have created to show the dumb and quite foolish millennials and other rot-brained youths how to live properly! Please! If you are young and foolish, do not waste money!"

|japan, meme, savage, latest news, women

|15:10 UTC

|https://9gag.com/gag/adPGR02

|realtrigs

|"Improtant Reminder to those of yuo fool enough to watch thw woke and mainstream media!"

|Latest News

|196

|139

|30

|dark humor, meme, politics, wtf, basketball

|15:50 UTC

|January 9 2024

|https://9gag.com/gag/a3Z6VWv

|realtrigs

|"Inportant imformation that I am have found for all of yuo young and foolworthy 9GAG users on the website of X by Elon Musk! Very concernin! Millions must view!"

|wtf, latest news, politics, woke, new world order

|15:55 UTC

|January 12 2024

|https://9gag.com/gag/az2nV6B

|realtrigs

|"It is only the facts that I am bringing before you that I brig before you~ Sad may it be, but europoids could never live life peacefully among the Americans!"

|Memes

|56

|59

|50

|latest news, politics, usa, dark humor, savage

|15:20 UTC

|January 20 2024

|https://9gag.com/gag/a8qZwP1

|realtrigs

|"Me with me soyn: 🤣"

|unexpected, dark humor, face, meme, yy lmao

|18:10 UTC

|January 26 2024

|realtrigs

|"Hi memers. I have made and created this hearfelt meme after a very long and quite bad and sad conservation with a close family member. Feeling down today :("

|dark humor, savage, meme, politics, germany

|15:40 UTC