Holy Gondal Empire: Difference between revisions

| status = deleted

| links = https://www.reddit.com/r/gonal/

| founder = ara, everr and Heckknok

The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The server would end up later get nuked on November 1st, 2024 after [[Patryk]]'s nuke.  

For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from Wry, pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post]  for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find Wry's account on Twitter, where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually coming out to be actually transphobic and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at Wry. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, Wry (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't Wry that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named "Amber" instead.  

Sigma Rizzus believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere.  He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, Sigma Rizzus would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.  

[[Patryk]] decided to return to the server after previously leaving for the 100th time because people sent food, qurans and (in a failed attempt) dildos to his house and receiving harassment from malicious actors. He says that said he won't use Discord on his computer anymore since people hacked his "patryk_la_vista" account because he scanned a Discord login QR code from a user named "Izzy!", who claimed to be Wry's Ex-Girlfriend, which later turned out to be a German hacker named Jon FrankelMeier, and eventually, got the account terminated for saying he was under the age of 13 years old (which he obviously isn't), but will instead use Discord on mobile from now on (but on ocassions, he will still use it on computer, but via browser and not the client). Many people were happy to see him back and welcomed his return, "Izzy!" (Jon) would later get banned from the server due to [[Patryk]] telling [[Hans]] that it was in fact, Jon FrankelMeier.

=== Patryk's Nuke ===

[[File:Patryk Nuke Reason.png|thumb|The first part to why [[Heckknok|Patryk]] nuked HGE.]]

[[File:Patryk Nuke Reason 2.png|thumb|302x302px|The second part to why [[Heckknok|Patryk]] nuked HGE.]]

On November 1st, [[Ara]] contacted Discord support so he could reclaim ownership of the server since [[Everr]]'s deactivated account was the official owner of it. After getting it back, [[Heckknok|Patryk]], who had been planning a nuke for weeks, thought it be a GREAT idea if he just nuked and got rid of the server for good. His justifications was because of Jordan complaining that the server kept making the same kind of jokes that an unironic pedophile server would make, despite HGE having no association with such a server, [[Heckknok|Patryk]] would then invite a nuke bot called "[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/big-chungus BIG CHUNGUS]" where it deleted all of the text and voice channels and 400+ members were either kicked and/or banned. Many people were outraged that their beloved server was gone since there was a lot of things that should've been archived, but is most likely lost to time now, and it made [[Heckknok|Patryk]] who is one of the most extremely important Gondal members, unpopular. He would then go on to make his own Gondal server called "[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]". The server was based heavily on [[Everr]]'s revisions to what he did in Holy Gondal Empire, but in a more tyrannical sense. Since [[Everr]] was feeling like the server was made to cut him out of Gondal, he created his own Gondal server called [[Gondal.gay|"Gondal.Gay]]", which was originally called Kevinia 3. Before he invited other people to his server, he only invited both [[Keempa]] and [[Bush]] at first so they could plan out the nuking of [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]. The server was then nuked soon after, causing [[Heckknok|Patryk]] to crash out and abandon his recently made server, only for it to get deleted by [[Dingus]]. After the nuke, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay|Gondal.Gay]] since it was the real successor of Holy Gondal Empire.   

'''''RIP HOLY GONDAL EMPIRE, YOU WILL BE MISSED.'''''