Holy Gondal Empire: Difference between revisions

| links = https://www.reddit.com/r/gonal/

| founder = ara, everr and Heckknok

For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from Wry, pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post]  for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find Wry's account on Twitter, where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually coming out to be actually transphobic and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at Wry. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, Wry (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't Wry that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named "Amber" instead.  

[[File:Femboybrothel.mov|thumb|<translate><!--T:54--> A video by [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] explaining the situation</translate>]]

On the 14th, former vice-president and council member [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] and his bot getting rate limited.

Even after deactivation, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

The history of Gondalians in the /metal server go way back to late [[Gondal: From The Ashes|GFTA]] and [[Kevinia|Kevinia II]].   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere.  He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.  

On September 1st, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise, but people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He explained that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a rumor being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the rumor continued when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror Sigma Rizzus' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>

File:Meessage.png|Sigma Rizzus' steam library being exposed.

As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by Sigma Rizzus, and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website to keep up with current events within HGE that was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Led by the experienced coder himself, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

 

 

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[[Patryk]] decided to return to the server after previously leaving for the 100th time because people sent food, qurans and (in a failed attempt) dildos to his house and receiving harassment from malicious actors. He says that said he won't use Discord on his computer anymore since people hacked his "patryk_la_vista" account because he scanned a Discord login QR code from a user named "Izzy!", who claimed to be Wry's Ex-Girlfriend, which later turned out to be a German hacker named Jon FrankelMeier, and eventually, got the account terminated for saying he was under the age of 13 years old (which he obviously isn't), but will instead use Discord on mobile from now on (but on ocassions, he will still use it on computer, but via browser and not the client). Many people were happy to see him back and welcomed his return, "Izzy!" (Jon) would later get banned from the server due to [[Patryk]] telling [[Hans]] that it was in fact, Jon FrankelMeier.

[[File:CDW 1.webp|thumb|The first part to why [[Heckknok]] nuked HGE.]]

[[File:CDW 2.webp|thumb|302x302px|The second part to why [[Heckknok]] nuked HGE.]]

on November 1st, [[Ara]] contacted Discord support so he could reclaim ownership of the server since [[Everr]]'s deactivated account was the official owner of it. After getting it back, [[Heckknok]], who had been planning a nuke for weeks, thought it be such a GREAT idea if he just nuked and got rid of the server for good. His justifications was because of Jordan complaining that the server kept making the same kind of jokes that an unironic pedophile server would make, despite HGE having no association with such a server, [[Heckknok]] would then invite a nuke bot called "[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/big-chungus BIG CHUNGUS]" where it deleted all of the text and voice channels and 400+ members were either kicked and/or banned. Many people were outraged that their beloved server was gone since there was a lot of things that should've been archived, but is most likely lost to time now, and it made [[Heckknok]] who is one of the most extremely important Gondal members, unpopular. He would then go on to make his own Gondal server called "[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]". The server was based heavily on [[Everr]]'s revisions to what he did in Holy Gondal Empire, but in a more tyrannical sense. Since [[Everr]] was feeling like the server was made to cut him out of Gondal, he created his own Gondal server called [[Gondal.gay|"Gondal.Gay]]", which was originally called Kevinia 3. Before he invited other people to his server, he only invited both [[Keempa]] and [[Bush]] at first so they could plan out the nuking of [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]. The server was then nuked soon after, causing [[Heckknok]] to crash out and abandon his recently made server, only for it to get deleted by [[Dingus]]. After the nuke, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay|Gondal.Gay]] since it was the real successor of Holy Gondal Empire.   

''RIP HOLY GONDAL EMPIRE, YOU WILL BE MISSED.''