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| == Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. 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Put advertisement posters on niggers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate niggers with depleted uranium. Launch a nigger with a trebuchet. Send a nigger exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a nigger as a crash test dummy. Tie niggers onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a nigger. Trample niggers. Bury niggers alive. Play bowling with niggers heads as pins. Grate niggers with a cheese grater. Get niggers stuck in an elevator. Spray a niggers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a nigger directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a niggers parachute. Sabotage a niggers bungee. Trap a nigger under ice. Force a nigger to work and support a family of 5. Force niggers into gladiatorial combat. Send niggers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a niggers room. Put niggers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a niggers organs. Waterboard niggers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay niggers. Tie niggers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on niggers. Gibbet niggers. Tie a lightning rod to a niggers head during a storm. Lure niggers into suicide pods. Bury niggers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending niggers to it. Stir niggers into cement. Squeeze niggers through a chain link fence. Hack niggers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a nigger. Microwave a niggers head. Suck a nigger into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a niggers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby nigger in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash niggers black skin. Play games with niggers jigsaw style. Trim a niggers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a nigger to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a nigger in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a niggers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a nigger and serve nigga patties to other niggers. Feed a nigger viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a niggers dildo. Stone niggers. Tranquilize niggers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from niggers. Throw a nigger down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to niggers. Pimp-slap niggers into airplane turbines. Displace niggers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a nigger a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on niggers at maximum voltage. Give niggers sentient brain parasites. Give niggers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave niggers out for vultures. Drive a nigger into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a nigger. Strap niggers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap niggers to a judas cradle. Blast niggers with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy niggers. Whip niggers into obedience. Slingshot a nigger into orbit. Rocket niggers into the sun. Stir-fry niggers in a wok. Bite a nigger and drink their blood. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into the wood chipper. Unscrew a nigger's head off. Bake niggers into nigger-pizza. Arrest niggers for no reason. Electrocute niggers. Curb stomp pregnant niggers. Beat a nigger up. Slice a nigger up and wear their skin. Set niggers on fire. Spin niggers around until they puke. Tie niggers to a train track. Karate kick a nigger in the testicles. Stomp nigger skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil niggers into a broth. Deep fry niggers. Fourth-trimester abortions for niggers. Blend niggers in a blender. Snap a nigger's neck. Throw niggers off buildings. Send aliens to abduct niggers. Force niggers to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush niggers with anvils. Throw niggers off of rooftops. Incinerate niggers. Starve niggers. Blow niggers up with dynamite. Gulp niggers. Feast on nigger eyeballs. Cave in a nigger's skull. Kiss a nigger to death. Peel a nigger like a banana. Wipe out nigger tribes. Deny niggers into Heaven. Freeze niggers in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a nigger. Lock on to niggers with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a nigger. Ferment niggers into stew. Ensnare niggers. Nark on niggers to the army. Cause a total nigger purge. Jam a nigger into a geyser. Axe murder a nigger. Unleash Smelvin upon niggers. Put niggers on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total nigger death. == | | {{Infobox user |
| <div style="top: 0px; left: 0px; position: fixed; float: left;"> | | | name = Asian Businessman |
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| </div> | | | image_size = 250 × 252 |
| | | caption = deez nuts lolol |
| | | discordtag = currently #4110, #8008 with nitro |
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| | | roles = WEE WEE |
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| | | residence = Hong Kong (?) |
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| | | links = https://tenor.com/view/flip-off-zoom-street-view-gif-12265037 |
| | }}<blockquote>{{Quote|Yo look, its Asian Businessman from OKBR3, I remember him|- user}} |
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| | ==History== |
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| | =====History in [[OKBR3]]===== |
| | Asian Businessman was an [[OKBR3]] veteran who joined [[OKBR3]] amidst the pewdiepie invasion. His support of the nazi party and fourth reich leader Felix "Adolf" Kjelberg however, is up to debate. After being funny in vc once or twice, he quickly climbed the rank from lowly whitename<ref>titles of okbr3: page 15</ref> to topcunt in the span of a month or two. He was asleep during the final nuke and woke up only to be greeted by the loss of the only place he was considered funny, resulting in chronic depreson... :( |
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| | =====History in IRONY HUB===== |
| | After alot of the cool people left okbr and made their own massive circlejerk, Asian Businessman was peer pressured into joining the buttsex conga line that was Irony Hub, he didnt really use it at all and stayed silent |
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| | =====Dissapearence===== |
| | left one day because he was bored :yawn: |
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| | =====Emergence===== |
| | came back because he was bored |
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| | =====Epic moment compilation:===== |
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| | *Being funny in jackbox |
| | *Making shitty memes and reposting |
| | *Changing the name of announcements to general during the Mets<ref>mets :)</ref> nuke of OKBR3 |
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| | =====Asian Businessman, rebuttal to criticism: <ref>the bible</ref>===== |
| | <blockquote>''"uhm nice try but idc plus ur black"''</blockquote> |
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| | ===== Mute History ===== |
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| | * spam |
| | * debraface |
| | * ltc video where kid tells her to shake her tits |
| | * posting cropped sandy cheeks concentration camp cock vore |
| | * edgy video |
| | secretironywikieditor comment: theres an image on my computer i saved thats an asian businessman drawing of jaiden animations getting fucked by an among us crewmate with the color scheme and face of dream |
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| | ==Sources== |
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Asian Businessman was an OKBR3 veteran who joined OKBR3 amidst the pewdiepie invasion. His support of the nazi party and fourth reich leader Felix "Adolf" Kjelberg however, is up to debate. After being funny in vc once or twice, he quickly climbed the rank from lowly whitename[1] to topcunt in the span of a month or two. He was asleep during the final nuke and woke up only to be greeted by the loss of the only place he was considered funny, resulting in chronic depreson... :(
After alot of the cool people left okbr and made their own massive circlejerk, Asian Businessman was peer pressured into joining the buttsex conga line that was Irony Hub, he didnt really use it at all and stayed silent
left one day because he was bored :yawn:
came back because he was bored
- Being funny in jackbox
- Making shitty memes and reposting
- Changing the name of announcements to general during the Mets[2] nuke of OKBR3
Asian Businessman, rebuttal to criticism: [3][edit | edit source]
"uhm nice try but idc plus ur black"
- spam
- debraface
- ltc video where kid tells her to shake her tits
- posting cropped sandy cheeks concentration camp cock vore
- edgy video
secretironywikieditor comment: theres an image on my computer i saved thats an asian businessman drawing of jaiden animations getting fucked by an among us crewmate with the color scheme and face of dream
- ↑ titles of okbr3: page 15
- ↑ mets :)
- ↑ the bible