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* '''19SwagBalls84 Cord''' (January 27th, 2024 - March 17th, 2024)
* '''19SwagBalls84 Cord''' (January 27th, 2024 - March 17th, 2024)
* '''69SvvagBalls420 cKord''' (March 17th, 2024 - April 19th, 2024)
* '''69SvvagBalls420 cKord''' (March 17th, 2024 - April 19th, 2024)
* '''𒐕𒐝𒂟𒉼𒋻𒋝𒌐𒋻𒁇𒁇𒂟𒐛 𐏓𒆸𒇲𒆕''' (April 20th, 2024 - present)
* '''𒐕𒐝𒂟𒉼𒋻𒋝𒌐𒋻𒁇𒁇𒂟𒐛 𐏓𒆸𒇲𒆕''' (April 20th, 2024 - May 13th, 2024)
* '''38$wagBalls777 Paleozoicord''' (May 14th, 2024 - present)


== History ==
== History ==
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==== The Final Days of the Regime ====
==== The Final Days of the Regime ====
In an effort to more efficiently enforce the crackdown, with the '''mod team''' becoming bloated and ineffective as many had stopped using the server regularly, on February 20, '''Barley''' is plucked from among the '''proles''' and is given '''mod perms''', who, according to '''Decoherence''', the '''Minister of Love''', was "the only active user [he]'d trust with mod right now".<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=February 20, 2024|content=barley is the only active user I'd trust with mod right now|server=19SwagBalls84|channel='''admin-family-guy-roleplay'''}}</ref> '''Barley''' served as a '''moderator''' with distinction, however after a political debate on Palestine/Israel she decided to take a break from discord and left SwagBalls.
In an effort to more efficiently enforce the crackdown, with the '''mod team''' becoming bloated and ineffective as many had stopped using the server regularly, on February 20, '''Barley''' is plucked from among the '''proles''' and is given '''mod perms''', who, according to '''Decoherence''', the '''Minister of Love''', was "the only active user [he]'d trust with mod right now".<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=February 20, 2024|content=barley is the only active user I'd trust with mod right now|server=19SwagBalls84|channel='''admin-family-guy-roleplay'''}}</ref> '''Barley''' still serves as a '''moderator''' with distinction.


On March 2, the '''19SwagBalls84 Criminal Code''' was rewritten by '''Decoherence''' after a series of complaints from the '''chud underclass'''. The new rules, based on the original rules, rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the '''moderators''' (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March 4, the '''New Criminal Code''' separates offenses into three categories of severity, ranging from offenses of the third-degree, the least severe and only lightly punished, to offenses of the first-degree, which lead to an immediate ban.
On March 2, the '''19SwagBalls84 Criminal Code''' was rewritten by '''Decoherence''' after a series of complaints from the '''chud underclass'''. The new rules, based on the original rules, rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the '''moderators''' (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March 4, the '''New Criminal Code''' separates offenses into three categories of severity, ranging from offenses of the third-degree, the least severe and only lightly punished, to offenses of the first-degree, which lead to an immediate ban.
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| The removal of rules '''3.1'''<ref group="note"> DISRESPECT. Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken. </ref> and '''2.5''',<ref group="note"> ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM. Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense. </ref> as any serious cases would already fall under rule '''2.3'''.<ref group="note" name=":0"> HARRASSMENT. Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team. </ref>
| The removal of rules '''3.1'''<ref group="note"> DISRESPECT. Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken. </ref> and '''2.5''',<ref group="note"> ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM. Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense. </ref> as any serious cases would already fall under rule '''2.3'''.<ref group="note" name=":0"> HARRASSMENT. Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team. </ref>
|(-)
| style="text-align:center" | May 20th, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Pending
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
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| The redefinition of rule '''2.3'''<ref name=":0" group="note" /> to clarify boundaries and avoid misuse.
| The redefinition of rule '''2.3'''<ref name=":0" group="note" /> to clarify boundaries and avoid misuse.
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| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
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| The banning of '''Homestuck''' in all contexts, excluding divine messages from '''girard''' alone.  
| rowspan="2" | The banning of '''Homestuck''' in all contexts, excluding divine messages from '''girard''' alone.  
| style="text-align:center" | April 14th, 2024
| style="text-align:center" | April 14th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order  
|-
| style="text-align:center" | May 19th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Struck down by Congress <br> <ref group="note">By new law, '''Homestuck''' has been permitted in '''#🏠-mental-asylum''' only. </ref>
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|Giving each '''TBPWIFS''' voter 550 USD. <ref group="note">As votes were anonymous as part of the closed-ballot election, it is unlikely this promise will ever come to fruition. </ref>
|Giving each '''TBPWIFS''' voter 550 USD. <ref group="note">As votes were anonymous as part of the closed-ballot election, it is unlikely this promise will ever come to fruition. </ref>
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| style="text-align:center" | April 29th, 2024
| style="text-align:center" | April 29th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 3–9
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 3–9
|-
! Constitutional Referendum
! Date Held
! Result
|-
| The definition of the composition of the newly-created '''Congress'''. <br> Choice between ''3 elected representatives'' and ''4 elected representatives with the '''Vice-Swagsident''', appointed by the '''Swagsident''', serving as the tie-breaker."''
| style="text-align:center" | May 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | 3 representatives <br> (93.75% in favor)
|-
| The defining of the powers of '''Congress'''. <br> Choice between ''advisory powers'' and ''binding legislative power, compensated by the expansion of the executive power of the '''Swagsident''' and '''Vice-Swagsident'''."''
| style="text-align:center" | May 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Advisory powers <br> (71.43% in favor)
|-
| Making the records of '''#🏛-congress''' viewable to the public.
| style="text-align:center" | May 22th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Yes <br> (63.64% in favor)
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possible koknese alts (10) in the server---->
possible koknese alts (10) in the server---->


On a chilly evening in Eastern Europe, something suspicious was going on in Ragecord. The SwagBalls ambassador and leader, Walter was quickly temporarily imprisoned, with charter and koknese claiming, that they're keeping him safe from nuclear war and claiming he is in a bunker. Unbeknownst to Walter, a riot was brewing in ragecords' Swagballian politics channel, with gatesby rallying up the freaky folk and the ragecordian separatists.
On a chilly evening in Eastern Europe, something suspicious was going on in '''Ragecord'''. The '''SwagBalls''' ambassador and leader, '''Walter''' was forcefully thrown into a bunker under the pretenses of '''Charter''' and '''Koknese''' keeping him safe from nuclear war. In truth, a riot was brewing in '''Ragecord''''s '''SwagBallian''' politics channel, as '''Koknese''' started rallying up the '''𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈''' and the '''Ragecordian''' separatists.


Shortly after assembling, koknese started directing cryptic, one word messages in the main chat calling for standby of seemingly freaky users, and then immediately after the strike time began, they indeed, began striking.
Shortly after assembling in '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜''', '''Koknese''' started directing cryptic, single-word messages in the chat calling for standby, before at once releasing a crowd of 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈 on the server, spamming messages and 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 GIFs in support of the riot. Yet mere moments later, the rebellion was quelled, as '''Walter''' emerged from the bunker just in time to stop the riot, immediately shooting '''Koknese''' with a taser and disposing of him in '''The Pit''', with the rest soon following.  


Walter was just in time to try and stop the riot, immediately shooting koknese with a taser and disposing of him in The Pit, and the rest. The riot consisted of spamming "riot" and freaky gifs.
Despite the '''Ragecord''' leadership being convinced in the success of their plan, it's swift failure indicated foul play. A leak had occurred. One of the '''Ragecordian 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈''', '''Joff_e''', had contacted '''Walter''' hours before in private to warn him of the incoming rebellion. When he was thrown into the bunker, he had already taken notice of the '''Ragecordian''' plans, allowing for a quick and immediate response to the revolt. Thrown into '''The Pit''', the '''Ragecordians''' awaited punishment.


Furthermore in The Pit, koknese planned on staying silent, responding only with gifs of imprisoned Navalny, however after being asked by Walter if he prefers Novichok or a gunshot, he began speaking up.
Originally planning on staying silent, '''Koknese''' responded only with GIFs of an imprisoned '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei%20Navalny Navalny]''', however, after being taunted by Walter by asking if he preferred to die by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novichok Novichok] or a gunshot, he began speaking up, as did the rest of the '''Pit Dwellers'''. Giving them a choice, '''Walter''' the rebels freedom in exchange for a pledge of undying loyalty to '''SwagCord'''. '''Chauka''' immediately took the offer and was freed from '''The Pit'''. '''Koknese''', '''Charter''' and '''Peace''', who had recently returned to the server, now standing to advocate for 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀 rights, would not accept the terms, instead speaking out about their grievances with the server, primarily concerning the election of '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' as '''Vice-Swagsident''', demanding his immediate resignation in exchange for the end of the coup.


A major debate sparked as the Vice Swagsident joined in The Pit. The debate was so heated that Walter even opened up the Pit for everyone to see.
As it became increasingly clear that '''Charter''''s and '''Koknese''''s grievances would not be met through words alone, '''Koknese''' began threatening '''Walter''' with more serious threats, mentioning the presence of up to 10 alt accounts he had managed to sneak into the server over the months he could use to spam the server. The threats continued increasing in scope, and eventually included calling '''the Cockroach'''. Having performed an interview with him recently as part of an abandoned '''SwagCord documentary''', '''Koknese''' had the ability to potentially contact the subhuman creature, and supply it with the aforementioned alt accounts. '''Walter''' did not back down in face of the threats, calling out the bluff. '''The Cockroach''' was ultimately not called upon.  
[...]
After charters and kokneses' grievances were not met, koknese began threatening Walter with really serious threats, such as calling the Cockroach. Koknese had the cockroaches discord back when they wanted to film a Swagballs documentary and koknese decided to ask jewedittor for an interview.


Koknese also proceeded to threaten that just closing down the server won't really help, as it's common knowledge that jewedittor has alts lurking in the dark, and Koknese also revealed that over the years he has snuck over 8 accounts into the server, and that he is not afraid to give them out like candy to Jewedittors crew.
In order to enable the enjoyment of the incredible nature of the conversation, '''The Pit''' was opened for the entire server to see. Upon personal request, a major debate sparked as '''Vice-Swagsident LarKcuavian''' decided to enter '''The Pit'''. As the conversation got more heated with his appearance, the ensuing conversation revealed major contrasts between public perception of the powers of the '''Vice-Swagsident''' and reality, with a prevalent belief amongst the rebels that the '''Vice-Swagsident''' had anything more than ceremonial powers, at one point hilariously calling for making '''LarKcuavian''' a figurehead leader in exchange for ending the rebellion, unknowingly simply upholding the status quo. 74 minutes after the users were thrown into '''The Pit''', they were released, with no major change affecting the server.
<!--- continue this walt and add references----->
 
With the rebellion resulting in failure, '''Joff_e''' was executed for treason by the '''Ragecord''' mod team and banned from the server. He would later be brought back by koknese in exchange for several '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision%20Song%20Contest%202024 2024 Eurovision]''' votes for the latvian candidate Dons.


==== The Midterm Elections ====
==== The Midterm Elections ====


=== The July Elections (Template) ===
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{| class="infobox" style="width:400px;"
|+The May 2024 SwagBalls Midterm Election
|+The July 2024 SwagBalls Election
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''July, 2024'''
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''July, 2024'''
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|style="text-align:right;"| November 2024→
|style="text-align:right;"| November 2024→
|-
|-
|colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| Plurality of votes needed to win
|colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| 3 votes allowed per voter <br> 3 candidates with the most votes win
|-
|-


|-
|-
|'''Turnout'''  
|'''Turnout'''  
|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] TBA
|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]125% of registered voters <ref group="editor's note"> Representing approximately 1.3% of the total population. Due to an error in creating the election poll, non-registered voters were allowed to vote. It is unlikely that the results were majorly affected. </ref>
|-
|-
| || [[File:WalterPFPelections.png|150px|center]] ||  
| || [[File:Chaukaelectionspfp.png|center|150x150px]] ||[[File:XertunposterPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|-
| '''Nominee'''  
| '''Nominee'''  
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Big Brother (Walter)'''  
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Chauka'''
|style="text-align:center;"| TBA
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Xertunposter'''
|-
|-
|'''Party'''  
|'''Party'''  
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Moexist-Lesterist <br> Vanguard Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''New Shartyist Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| TBA
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Independent'''
|-
|-
|'''Votes'''  
|'''Votes'''  
|style="text-align:center;"| TBA
|style="text-align:center;"| '''12'''
|style="text-align:center;"| TBA
|style="text-align:center;"| '''11'''
|-
|-
|'''Percentage  
|'''Percentage  
|style="text-align:center;"| TBA
|style="text-align:center;"| '''23%''' [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12x12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| TBA
|style="text-align:center;"| '''21%''' [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12x12px]]
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|
|[[File:CharterMidtermElections.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:KokneseMidtermElection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Charter'''
|style="text-align:center;"|Dainis Koknese
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''New Shartyist Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"|New Shartyist Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''8'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 7
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''15%''' [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12x12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 13% [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12x12px]]
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|[[File:FlamingTesticleElection.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:BallistyxPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]]
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|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Flaming Testicle (left)
|style="text-align:center;"| Ballistyx
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Swagstuck Funny Peter Party
|style="text-align:center;"| The Communist Party <br> of Swagcord <br> (Party-endorsed)
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 5
|style="text-align:center;"| 3
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 10% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12x12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 6% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12x12px]]
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|
|[[File:SwaggerPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:Anonymous emblem.svg|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Swagger Sr.
|style="text-align:center;"| Empty Ballot
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| Anarchist Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|style="text-align:center;"| 5
|-
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 2% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12x12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 10% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12x12px]]
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| <br> '''Composition of the 1st SwagBallian Congress'''
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| [[File:SwagBalls1stCongress.png|400x254px]]
|-
| colspan = 3 |'''Political groups:''' <br>
* <b style="color:#b20040">New Shartyist Party</b> (2) <br>
* '''Independent''' (1)
|}
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Votes of the 1st Congress
! Legislative proposal
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
| The striking down of the total ban on '''Homestuck''' imposed by the '''Walter-LarKcuavian''' administration.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 19th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The imposing of a total ban on [https://ishowspeed.fandom.com/wiki/Darren%20Watkins%20Jr.'''speedposting'''].
| style="text-align:center;" | May 19th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The extension of '''girard Weekends''' to three days, covering Mondays.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 20th, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Sent for review
|-
| The cutting of '''greenie welfare''' in order to pay for '''Congress''' salaries.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 20th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The unbanning of the word '''Ragecord''' and all of its variants.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 22th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Creation of the '''#🕳-people-of-the-pit''' channel to publicly announce bans and pits in an organized fashion.
| style="text-align:center;" | May 23th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
|}
=== The July Elections (Template) ===


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'''2.3. HARRASSMENT.''' Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team.  
'''2.3. HARRASSMENT.''' Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team.  


'''2.4. HORNY CONVERSATIONS.''' Thirstposting, thirst comments, or any sexually charged conversation is a second degree offense. This includes posting shock content/porn memes like incredible gassy or gooning. A sexually charged conversation with a minor is a first degree offense.
'''2.4. HORNY CONVERSATIONS.''' Thirstposting, thirst comments, or any sexually charged conversation is a second degree offense. This includes posting shock content/porn memes like incredible gassy or gooning. A sexually charged conversation with a minor is a first degree offense.
 
'''2.5. ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM.''' Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense.


==== - THIRD DEGREE OFFENSES - ====
==== - THIRD DEGREE OFFENSES - ====
A third degree offense will be met with a /warn. A user who accumulates three warnings will be sent to '''the pit''' and the mod team may discuss banning such a user.
A third degree offense will be met with a /warn. A user who accumulates three warnings will be sent to '''the pit''' and the mod team may discuss banning such a user.


'''3.1. DISRESPECT.''' Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken.  
'''3.1. NON-ENGLISH CONVERSATIONS.''' Speaking in a language other than English is difficult for the mod team to moderate, and may be met with a mute if kept up for more than a few messages. Talking about other languages is fine. The issue is if you have conversations that other people can't understand.  


'''3.2. NON-ENGLISH CONVERSATIONS.''' Speaking in a language other than English is difficult for the mod team to moderate, and may be met with a mute if kept up for more than a few messages. Talking about other languages is fine. The issue is if you have conversations that other people can't understand.  
'''3.2. PIRACY.''' Sharing pirated material is a third degree offense, and the material in question will be deleted.


'''3.3. PIRACY.''' Sharing pirated material is a third degree offense, and the material in question will be deleted.
'''3.3. POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS.''' Discussing politics is a third degree offense. For the purposes of this rule, "political" discussions are those in which participants voice opinions about how society ought to progress, or what ought to be done about a socio-economic issue.


'''3.4. POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS.''' Discussing politics is a third degree offense. For the purposes of this rule, "political" discussions are those in which participants voice opinions about how society ought to progress, or what ought to be done about a socio-economic issue.
'''3.4. ADVERTISING.''' Advertising discord servers or commercial products is a third degree offense. Advertising scams/NFTs/cryptocurrency is a first degree offense.  


'''3.5. ADVERTISING.''' Advertising discord servers or commercial products is a third degree offense. Advertising scams/NFTs/cryptocurrency is a first degree offense.  
'''3.5. FEMBOYS.''' Discussion of femboys is a third degree offense. This includes posting boykisser.


'''3.6. FEMBOYS.''' Discussion of femboys is a third degree offense. This includes posting boykisser.
'''3.6. BE SERIOUS.''' Shitposting oe otherwise joking in ⁠serious-discussions-1 is a third degree offense. Repeat offenders will be thrown into the pit.


'''3.7. BE SERIOUS.''' Shitposting oe otherwise joking in ⁠serious-discussions-1 is a third degree offense. Repeat offenders will be thrown into the pit.
'''3.7. NO HOMESTUCK.''' The original sin will not be mentioned by name. Any offending post will be deleted off the face of the earth. This does not apply only in the '''#⁠🏠-mental-asylum.'''


'''3.8. NO HOMESTUCK.''' The original sin will not be mentioned by name. Any offending post will be deleted off the face of the earth.
===== Former Rules =====
 
The following rules have been completely removed since being first instituted:
 
*'''2.5. ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM.''' Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense.
**Removed for being overbroad, in theory limiting jokes as much as unironic statements, in practice being rarely enforced, while any serious cases would have already fallen under '''Rule 2.3'''.
*'''3.1. DISRESPECT.''' Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken.
**Removed for being overbroad, in theory limiting jokes as much as unironic statements, in practice being rarely enforced, while any serious cases would have already fallen under '''Rule 2.3'''.


== Ongoing Campaigns ==
== Ongoing Campaigns ==
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* The term '''Macromaniac Wars''' is a bastardization of the [[wikipedia:Marcomannic_Wars|Marcomannic Wars]], first uttered by '''Decoherence,'''<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=November 15, 2023|content=Girard will abolish society and begin a new age of mindless violence: the macromaniac wars!|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🔪-girards-torture-chamber'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1171575756695019665/1174381032015925319}}</ref> that subsequently entered popular use.
* The term '''Macromaniac Wars''' is a bastardization of the [[wikipedia:Marcomannic_Wars|Marcomannic Wars]], first uttered by '''Decoherence,'''<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=November 15, 2023|content=Girard will abolish society and begin a new age of mindless violence: the macromaniac wars!|server=69SwagBalls420 Cord|channel='''🔪-girards-torture-chamber'''|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1171575756695019665/1174381032015925319}}</ref> that subsequently entered popular use.
* '''The War...''' would most likely not happen if not for an unknown<ref group="editor's note">'''Walt''' here, I'll try to find which one exactly did this.</ref> '''mod''' removing '''Charter'''<nowiki/>'s '''Soyjak Gold'''.
* '''The War...''' would most likely not happen if not for an unknown<ref group="editor's note">'''Walt''' here, I'll try to find which one exactly did this.</ref> '''mod''' removing '''Charter'''<nowiki/>'s '''Soyjak Gold'''.
* Prior to November 8, 2023, '''greenies''' unknowingly had the perms to ping '''@everyone'''. This would be discovered by '''Flaming Testicle (left)''' who, wishing to post the entire server rules in order to further rot '''girard''''s brain, immediately reported this to '''Walter''', who quickly removed the permissions. Such decisive action has possibly prevented an '''@everyone''' incident of nuclear proportions.
**It is unknown who gave '''greenies''' the perms to ping people, due to the limitations of the Discord audit log. As such, it is impossible to determine whether this was an accident or a case of purposeful tampering to undermine the server.


==Users==
==Users==
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== Editor's Notes (remove this later) ==
== Editor's Notes (remove this later) ==
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the @everyone incident that wasn't -> trivia note?
discovered by testicle in #girards-torture-chamber [citation needed], date unknown - green roles were given @everyone perms, audit logs don't go far back enough to say who made the change, left undiscovered for weeks or possibly months
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