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* '''𒐕𒐝𒂟𒉼𒋻𒋝𒌐𒋻𒁇𒁇𒂟𒐛 𐏓𒆸𒇲𒆕''' (April 20th, 2024 - present) | |||
== History == | == History == | ||
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=== Literally 1984 === | === Literally 1984 === | ||
[[File:19SwagBalls84HutStatic.png|thumb|151x151px|A new era of '''anti-chuddery''' was ushered into '''19SwagBalls84.''']] | |||
For many months since the end of the '''Summer of '23''', there had been a continuous and severe perceived decline in the quality of the server. With a new userbase slowly emerging from the ashes of the old, veteran '''SwagCorders''', many of whom had long taken refuge in '''KirbyCord''', were reluctant to continue using the server due to a mutual dislike shared by the two sides. With '''chuddiness''' and '''rule-breaking''' prevalent, leading to many complaints from the older userbase{{Citation needed}}, it was becoming increasingly clear that a strong grip on the server needed to be placed in order to correct its course. | |||
=== The Swag-Kirby Split === | ==== The Swag-Kirby Split ==== | ||
[[File:Big Brother Propaganda Poster 69SB420.jpg|thumb|229x229px|A propaganda poster designed by '''Ballistyx''', the '''Minister of Swag''', promoting the values of '''19SwagBalls84'''. It is believe one was placed on every building in '''SwagCordia''' during the regime.]] | |||
On January 27, 2024, after much deliberation, the '''mod team''', referred to as the '''Party''', decided to take action, with newly-crowned server dictator '''Walter''' taking on the role of '''Big Brother''', starting a crackdown on '''rule-breaking''' behavior<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=January 27, 2024|content=1984 police state until people learn to be nice to each other|server=19SwagBalls84|channel='''admin-family-guy-roleplay'''}}</ref> and rebranding the server with an Orwellian aesthetic, returning the server back to its glory days, by force, if needed. However, these changes would not prevent the inevitable '''Swag-Kirby split''', occurring on February 4, formally cutting the long-developed ties between the servers, citing an influx of bad users coming to '''KirbyCord''' by means of '''SwagBalls'''.{{Citation needed}} Although '''Walter''' was offered a cushy government job at '''KirbyCord''' as an '''admin''', which he humbly accepted, he continues using '''SwagCord''' against his better judgement. | |||
=== | ==== Kiwi ==== | ||
<ref name=":0" group="editor's note"> Missing story. </ref> | |||
==== Nae ==== | |||
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=== The Exile of Devil === | ==== The Exile of Devil ==== | ||
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==== The Final Days of the Regime ==== | |||
In an effort to more efficiently enforce the crackdown, with the '''mod team''' becoming bloated and ineffective as many had stopped using the server regularly, on February 20, '''Barley''' is plucked from among the '''proles''' and is given '''mod perms''', who, according to '''Decoherence''', the '''Minister of Love''', was "the only active user [he]'d trust with mod right now".<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=February 20, 2024|content=barley is the only active user I'd trust with mod right now|server=19SwagBalls84|channel='''admin-family-guy-roleplay'''}}</ref> '''Barley''' serves as a '''moderator''' with distinction to this day. | |||
On March 2, the '''19SwagBalls84 Criminal Code''' was rewritten by '''Decoherence''' after a series of complaints from the '''chud underclass'''. The new rules, based on the original rules, rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the '''moderators''' (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March 4, the '''New Criminal Code''' separates offenses into three categories of severity, ranging from offenses of the third-degree, the least severe and only lightly punished, to offenses of the first-degree, which lead to an immediate ban. | |||
With over a month passing since the server rebranded, the '''mod team''' would receive many complaints about running the joke to the group and continuing to play into the bit long after it wore off. The '''New Criminal Code''' was especially controversial, with rules such as the one preventing the use of "kys" producing much discontent. Discontent continued to rise, and the powder keg was nearly ready to go off. | |||
=== The March Elections === | === The March Elections === | ||
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|'''Ideology''' | |'''Ideology''' | ||
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://wiki.soyjak.party/Soyjak.party Shartyism] <br> [https://wiki.soyjak.party/Chudjak#Soyjak Anti-Chuddery] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestuck Anti-Homestuck (Radical)] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial%20segregation Pro-segregation] <br> '''Historical:''' <br> [https://wiki.soyjak.party/SoyBooru Booruism] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestuck Anti-Homestuck (Moderate)] <br> (split off into the <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b>) | | style="text-align:center;"| [https://wiki.soyjak.party/Soyjak.party Shartyism] <br> [https://wiki.soyjak.party/Chudjak#Soyjak Anti-Chuddery] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestuck Anti-Homestuck (Radical)] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial%20segregation Pro-segregation] <br> Paleo-shartyism <br> '''Historical:''' <br> [https://wiki.soyjak.party/SoyBooru Booruism] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestuck Anti-Homestuck (Moderate)] <br> (split off into the <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b>) | ||
| style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy Pro-Democracy] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom%20of%20speech Pro-Free Speech] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_disorder Pro-Homestuck] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_law Judicial Reform] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_science Pro-Political Discussion] | | style="text-align:center;"| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy Pro-Democracy] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom%20of%20speech Pro-Free Speech] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_disorder Pro-Homestuck] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_law Judicial Reform] <br> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_science Pro-Political Discussion] | ||
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'''Yeetmaster''', an <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> member who was believed not to be able to attend, joined the debate after the coalition had already fully collapsed, already not having been part of the coalition talks, communicating through a 7-year-old tablet. Disregarding a minor incident where an old man wandered onto the debate stage, the debate continued. '''Koknese''' further called for "lynching" server members by democratic vote, wishing to implement a '''Chudledsky™ Score''' system, intended to keep track of chuddery and allow for server members themselves to pit users after guilt was determined. With the first debate proving itself to be a disaster for the <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b>, '''Walter''', when asked which of the other candidates he supported most, threw his support behind '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian'''. | '''Yeetmaster''', an <b style="color:#ff0000">SSBP</b> member who was believed not to be able to attend, joined the debate after the coalition had already fully collapsed, already not having been part of the coalition talks, communicating through a 7-year-old tablet. Disregarding a minor incident where an old man wandered onto the debate stage, the debate continued. '''Koknese''' further called for "lynching" server members by democratic vote, wishing to implement a '''Chudledsky™ Score''' system, intended to keep track of chuddery and allow for server members themselves to pit users after guilt was determined. With the first debate proving itself to be a disaster for the <b style="color:#FFC000">LSSU</b>, '''Walter''', when asked which of the other candidates he supported most, threw his support behind '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian'''. | ||
Shortly after the debate, Koknese established the SwagBalls political theory, and it is as follows; | |||
- Paleo-Shartyism - SSBP Values, focus on total homestuck eradication and power to the proles. Inherits some Revolutionary ideas. | |||
- Shartyism - TBPWIFS Values, focus on religion and total girard rule | |||
- Neo-shartyism - LSSU Values, focus on total freedom to discuss homestuck, oppose everything that SSBP stands for. | |||
==== Post-Debate Fallout ==== | ==== Post-Debate Fallout ==== | ||
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While the '''Walter-LarKcuavian government''' was sworn into office without bloodbath, calls against the two continued into their term, with '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''', the lead reformer as chosen by the people, being called a populist and a '''Party''' bootlicker. Nonetheless, the '''Vice-Swagsident''' opted to go the route of not giving a swag in the face of these baseless attacks, and decided to focus his time on helping change the nation for the better before the next elections put his popularity to the test. As a possible '''Chudfederacy secession''' loomed on the horizon, securing support remained key. | While the '''Walter-LarKcuavian government''' was sworn into office without bloodbath, calls against the two continued into their term, with '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''', the lead reformer as chosen by the people, being called a populist and a '''Party''' bootlicker. Nonetheless, the '''Vice-Swagsident''' opted to go the route of not giving a swag in the face of these baseless attacks, and decided to focus his time on helping change the nation for the better before the next elections put his popularity to the test. As a possible '''Chudfederacy secession''' loomed on the horizon, securing support remained key. | ||
==== Outer Heaven: Ragecord ==== | |||
After extreme dissatisfaction with the "god complex" of the vice-swagsident, Koknese, yeetmaster and Charter decided to create a branch of SwagCord called the Ragecord. It is a discord server that's main theme is 2008 larp with ragecomics and Justin Bieber hatred. | |||
Koknese, after finding out what other members were saying about them while Koknese and Charter were offline, have truly committed to making the ragecord their new home. Koknese set the ideology of "crossbreeding meme cultures and uniting them in ragecomics", which included advertising the server om various platforms to achieve maximum diversity in humor and in hopes to create hybrid memes that would get more members into their community. The server is advertised in SpaceHey and Tumblr. | |||
Like the aforementioned "crossbreeding", the trio also brought in some of their Swagballs culture to the table. The server quickly had summoned Girards' cousin - Reginald, which apparently, Girard despises. Meme Alt has also given Koknese the source code for the SwagBalls bot and he quickly edited it and established the Ragecord equivalent of pitting practices - tickets to Justin Bieber performances. | |||
The trio also vowed to leave Swagballs once they gain a stable, active member count, each with their own reasons - one maybe feels slightly offended by the shittalking, others may also be tieed with the god complex of Larkc. | |||
=== The Walter-LarKcuavian Government === | === The Walter-LarKcuavian Government === | ||
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| The banning of '''Homestuck''' in all contexts, excluding divine messages from '''girard''' alone. | | The banning of '''Homestuck''' in all contexts, excluding divine messages from '''girard''' alone. | ||
| style="text-align:center" | | | style="text-align:center" | April 14th, 2024 | ||
| style="background:# | | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Signed into law | ||
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|Giving each '''TBPWIFS''' voter 550 USD. <ref group="note">As votes were anonymous as part of the closed-ballot election, it is unlikely this promise will ever come to fruition. </ref> | |Giving each '''TBPWIFS''' voter 550 USD. <ref group="note">As votes were anonymous as part of the closed-ballot election, it is unlikely this promise will ever come to fruition. </ref> | ||
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=== New Criminal Code === | === New Criminal Code === | ||
On March 2, 2024, as part of the '''1984 Chud Crackdown''', the old rules were rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, and were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the '''moderators''' (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March | On March 2, 2024, as part of the '''1984 Chud Crackdown''', the old rules were rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, and were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the '''moderators''' (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March 4, 2024, with offenses separated into three degrees of severity, the new rules, crafted by '''Decoherence,''' read as follows: | ||
==== --- FIRST DEGREE OFFENSES --- ==== | ==== --- FIRST DEGREE OFFENSES --- ==== | ||
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'''3.6. FEMBOYS.''' Discussion of femboys is a third degree offense. This includes posting boykisser. | '''3.6. FEMBOYS.''' Discussion of femboys is a third degree offense. This includes posting boykisser. | ||
'''3.7. BE SERIOUS.''' Shitposting oe otherwise joking in serious-discussions-1 is a third degree offense. Repeat offenders will be thrown into the pit. | |||
'''3.8. NO HOMESTUCK.''' The original sin will not be mentioned by name. Any offending post will be deleted off the face of the earth. | |||
== Ongoing Campaigns == | == Ongoing Campaigns == | ||