Gondal.gay
Gondal.gay is a Thenetic server created by Everr after it's predecessor The Holy Gondal Empire was nuked by Heckknok. The server was created on November 1st, 2024 at 19:29 (7:29 PM) GMT +1, straight after the nuking.
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| Server info | |
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| Status | Active |
| Invite link | https://discord.gg/hawktuah |
| ID | 1301991392221991033 |
| Users | 200+ |
| Owner | samsuth (everr) |
| Other links | https://www.reddit.com/r/gonal/ |
| History | |
| Founded | November 1st, 2024 |
| Founder | samsuth (everr) |
Server Workings
Political System
There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole: the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules. This political system was ported from Holy Gondal Empire, as a political system is a key factor to a Gondal server.
- President
To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.
Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.
Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.
- Vice President
The vice president method is a little more complicated.
All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.
Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.
Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.
- Council
The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.
To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.
If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.
Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.
- Low Council
The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.
- Voting System
The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.
The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.
On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.
- Voting Rules
The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.
Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious. - Council Impeachment
- Council Impeachment
Council Impeachment works two ways. For a member of the low council to be impeached, approval from a owner and 3/5 votes from the high council For a member of the high council to be impeached, a 3/5 vote from the low council, a 2/5 vote from the high council and approval from a owner.
Season -0: DEATH TO OFN!
11/1/2024: The 7 Hour War
After all of the loyal Everrists and Kevinians joined his new server, a goal was quickly set: destroy the false Gondal, Heckknok's OFN Mandate of Gondalia. The server was already mostly inactive, excluding the raiders, so this was a trivially easy task. You see, part of Heckknok's plan for his server was to start a Gondalian civil war between oldgens and newgens alike, but failed to account for how lopsided the war would be. Hans, a loyal Kevinian and friend of Everr had a "Vice President" role in his server, which of course led to Hans nuking the server by giving everyone admin perms. The real killshot was when Heckknok transferred ownership to Dingus, who was easily convinced to delete the false Gondal outright. No successor to OFN Mandate of Gondalia was made because no one cared. REAL GONDAL WINS.
Season 1: Tranny Owner
11/7/2024: Rise of Dustmoder
Everr has had a long history of transgender obsession and being a chaser, so it came as no shock when he invited an MTF known as Dustar_dd. After noticing that the vanity /boymoder was not taken, the server underwent a full tranny transformation, including Dustar taking the role of owner. Officially, the motivation behind these changes were to anger oldgens like Heckknok, but it is rumored that Dustar and Everr had a romantic involvement of some kind. Bizarrely, the /boymoder vanity was never actually used despite spurring this on, perhaps the idea had dwelled in Everr's mind for some time. In any case, Dustar soon went inactive and most of the changes were soon reverted. Dustar would also end up leaving the server once her owner role was taken away, and was never seen again.
11/13/2024: The Botting War
On November 13th, 14th, and 15th, Gondal.gay was raided by the infamous pedophile Sigma Rizzus and his bots with the allegedly stated plan to post CSAM into the server. It didn't last long as it was very obvious that it was Sigma Rizzus due to the idiotic self-hosted chat bot commands that each of the bots took which resulted in valiant Gondalians causing the bots to get terminated by making them state that they were under the age of 13 years old. This resulted in rizzus losing the war and the chess match, which left him to leave gondal forever and to be banished to the Gondal Storage Server.
11/15/2024: The First Presidential Election
The first Gondal.gay election was kicked off on November 15, 2024, at 17:07 (5:07 PM) GMT +1 by Everr. Those running for president were Gabeolo, Rapebox, Pinger, Eiche, Chuddy, Ara, Pondal, secretlyabedwetter, and Vexatracce. If you ignore the 1404 botted votes for Ara, by Ara, then the results of the election would be as follows: Gabeolo with 32 votes, Rapebox, Pinger, and secretlyabedwetter with 4 votes, Ara with 3 votes, Eiche, Chuddy, and Pondal with 1 vote. Besides the flagrant 1407 votes for Ara, there were no other obvious signs of cheating if you don't question the 32 votes. These results were announced on November 16th, 2024 at 15:20 (3:20:25 PM) GMT +1 by Everr.
For Council, those running were Cheese, Crep, Norkikorki, Hans, Steve, Bush, Keempa, Kyue, Ironybruh, and Davey. This vote, as it was alongside the President's election, was botted by Ara. The results were: Bush with 1440 (36) votes, Ironybruh with 1439 (35) votes, Keempa with 1437 (33) votes, Norkikorki with 1430 (26) votes, Steve with 1425 (21) votes, Hans with 33 votes, Cheese with 24 votes, Davey with 19 votes, Crep with 12 votes, and Kyue with 11 votes. These results were announced on November 16th, 2024 at 15:20 (3:20:25 PM) GMT +1 by Everr.
For Vice President, Rapebox, Pinger, Eiche, Chuddy, Ara, Pondal, secretlyabedwetter, and Vexatracce were running. This vote was not botted by Ara. It took almost two days for Everr to announce the results as he was busy having e-sex with Dustar_dd (MTF transgender). The results were as follows: Pinger with 8 votes, Pondal with 2 votes, and Chuddy and Eiche having 1 vote each. These results were announced on November 18th, 2024 at 5:46 (5:46:42 AM) GMT +1 by Everr.
Results of the First Election
Gabeolo was the winner of being President, with Pinger becoming Vice President. Norkikorki, Hans, Bush, Keempa, and Ironybruh becoming part of the Higher Council, and Crep, Cheese, Celena, Ara, and Pondal becoming part of the Lower Council.
Political Parties
A new server means a new set of parties. Most of these are new while some are from HGE.
Kidflix Premium Owners (KPO)
Led by Vexatracce, this party is focused on the website known as Kidflix. The main goal (as stated by Vexatracce) is to get "more Kidflix premium subscribers".
Fascist Gondalian Brotherhood (FGB)
Led by secretlyabedwetter, this party aims to "Exteminate all non Aryans from Gondalia, and give Gondal it's deserved land".
Pol Pot Party of Gondal (PPPG or PPP)
Led by Pondal, this party's goal is to "សម្លាប់មនុNiggersស្សកំណាចរំលោភមនុស្សអនាថា រួមភេទជាមួយស្រីសំផឹងធាត់" which is "Kills Niggers, rapes homeless people, has sex with obese prostitutes" in Khmer which is the national language of Cambodia.
Democrats 4 Racism (D4R or DR)
Led by Ara, here is the party goal he wrote down:
"ARE YOU TIRED OF DIFFERENT RACES? WANT SOMEONE TO SEPERATE YOU INTO DIFFERENT CHANNELS? IF SO, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOU WETHER YOU ARE ANY RACE ❤I JUST LOVE SEGREGATION!!
UNDER MY RULE I WILL SEPERATE BLACKS, WHITES, MEXICANS, ASIANS, JEWS, AND ARABS, AND ALL THE OTHER MADE UP ONES NO ONE CARES ABOUT TOO, IM JUST THAT COMMITED TO SEGREGATION!! I WILL ADD RACE AUTHENTICATION, LITERALLY JUST A PIC OF UR HAND, NOTHING TOO BIG, I AM A FAIR LEADER!!!! ☝
HELL ILL EVEN SEPERATE MEN AND FOIDS. THEYRE MORE DIFFERENT THAN OTHER RACES ARE FROM EACHOTHER AFTER ALL!!
FOR ALL OF YOU…. Multicultural types 🤢… i will add a mixed race channel, chances are itl smell of POO though.
ILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR THE RIGHT PRICE OR IF I FEEL LIKE IT!!!
VOTE FOR ME FOR PRESIDENT, I AM A SIMPLE MAN WITH SIMPLE GOALS."
Appalacha-Greco-Incan Republic (AGIR)
Led by Chuddy, this party's goal is to have it where "Gondal will be ruled by the greco hillbyilly inca master race".
Republic Of Gondalia (ROG)
Led by Eiche, this party's goal was on 2 mega links I didn't want to click on but will have linked here: video 1 & video 2
Golden Drops (GD)
Led by Pinger, this party is a continuation of HGE's Gondal Drops party. This party's goal is for Honey and rape for all. Visit https://goldendrops.co.uk/ for more info.
Rapecamp (R or RC)
Led by Rapebox, this party's goal is to bring rape back to Gondal.
The Joker Party
Led by Gabeolo, this party is a continuation of HGE's The Joker Party. This party's goal is "HAAAHAHAHA! WE WILL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF ARA! JOKES ON YOU, CDW!!" (which is in reference to HGE's November 1st Nuke conducted by Heckknok)