The OKBC4 Server Museum - Revision history

Memefails at 21:19, 23 January 2025

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	: Here's a list of crime i committed		: Here's a list of crime i committed
	: 1) Grief oregon 2		: 1) Grief oregon 2
	: I was the on who greif oregon 2 i did that because i heard ~~Grant~~ already moved the world files I thought it was real and i stop whatever i was building then i got very bored and decided to grief for fun.		: I was the on who greif oregon 2 i did that because i heard Pants already moved the world files I thought it was real and i stop whatever i was building then i got very bored and decided to grief for fun.
	: 2)Interfering with dreamsmp		: 2)Interfering with dreamsmp
	: I interefered the dreamsmp i did 15 of the things ont he list. I thought It'll be funny if i build a massive cock statue and lava cast at dreamsmp		: I interefered the dreamsmp i did 15 of the things ont he list. I thought It'll be funny if i build a massive cock statue and lava cast at dreamsmp

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 ===== 1/25/2020 =====
-A book by DoctorPenez, it was not placed in the ''Messages from Lost Moderators'' section because Sudrex is lazy. The text reads: <blockquote>
+A book by DoctorPenez, it was not placed in the ''Messages from Lost Moderators'' section because Sudrex is lazy. Donated by ProboMaster, the text reads: <blockquote>
 : by DoctorPenez
 : Original
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 ===== Sex Volume 1 =====
-Notorious smut crafted by xBushia, donated at an unknown time. The text reads: <blockquote>
+Notorious smut crafted by xBushia, donated at an unknown time. Covering 21 pages, the fanfic includes Minecraft, YouTubers, George Floyd, shit fetishes, belly fetishes, fat fetishes, inflation/vore fetishes, furries, the apocalypse, Judaism, Febreeze product placement, and homosexuality. The text reads: <blockquote>
 : by xBushia
 : Original
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 : The End--
 : Written by: xBushia </blockquote>

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	: Dear SimplyFwox, Im so sorry for being sexist towards you, it just shocked me because I thought you were male and tbh I am not that good with women as you can tell. Anyways I hope you can forgive me and I understand if you can't </blockquote>		: Dear SimplyFwox, Im so sorry for being sexist towards you, it just shocked me because I thought you were male and tbh I am not that good with women as you can tell. Anyways I hope you can forgive me and I understand if you can't </blockquote>

			===== nnayton's Heads =====
			Carnage from a newbie massacre, donated by Sotarnicus. The accompanying book details: <blockquote>
			: by Sotarnicus
			: Original
			: Another Donation from Sotar
			: This guy joined the other day and instantly took bosnia's beacon. I managed to kill him with a beheading sword 7 times. There are only 7 of these in existence and no more can be created by survival means as he was banned shortly after. I will donate 3 of these and keep the rest for personal collection </blockquote>
			The remaining heads mentioned remain unrecovered.

			===== fnafScatporn =====
			Despite the terror this name instills, this document is actually a deed of a duel. Donated at an unknown time, the text reads: <blockquote>
			: by xBushia
			: Original
			: 07.03.2021
			: the grind vs creative battle
			: dziadek_max challenges xBushia to a duel with the condition that he is allowed to use all his items and xBushia can gear up in vanilla creative. After 2:05m of fighting, xBushia died to an end crystal. </blockquote>
			While seemingly unbelievable, Slimefun paired with Infernal Mobs' loot allowed players to reach virtual immortality, easily beating vanilla creative items.

			===== FINAL MESSAGE =====
			Purportedly the confession of one of Nihlwi's accomplices, it was donated at an unknown time. It reads:
			<blockquote>
			: by Joe_69_
			: Original
			: My username is Joe_69_
			: Here's a list of crime i committed
			: 1) Grief oregon 2
			: I was the on who greif oregon 2 i did that because i heard Grant already moved the world files I thought it was real and i stop whatever i was building then i got very bored and decided to grief for fun.
			: 2)Interfering with dreamsmp
			: I interefered the dreamsmp i did 15 of the things ont he list. I thought It'll be funny if i build a massive cock statue and lava cast at dreamsmp
			: 3) I built a lavacast at shittown
			: I got bored and decided to build a lava cast at a shitty town
			: 4) Hacks cilent
			: i use hack cilent
			: Please Ban Me.
			: read page 4 and 5
			: i know about the bosnia griefing thing it was nihlwi i feel guilty about RocksXiiX he did nothing and he got banned from the server i don't think he deserve it i have a screenshot that can proof nihlwi was the griefer and i sent it my griend and my friend sent it to an admin i hope you can consider not banning nihlwi
			:
			:
			: sussy cummy amongus peter griffin </blockquote>

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	: Sotarnicus of noc/the hyperloop: splink		: Sotarnicus of noc/the hyperloop: splink
	: This is the first rendition of the Noc Conventions. Follow them or else risk getting raped, murdered, and your bloodline curse. </blockquote>		: This is the first rendition of the Noc Conventions. Follow them or else risk getting raped, murdered, and your bloodline curse. </blockquote>

			===== An Apolagy To =====
			Written by RJ04 as an apology for sexist comments made toward player SimplyFwox, it is unknown when or how this original was donated to the museum.
			<blockquote>
			: by RJ04
			: Original
			: Dear SimplyFwox, Im so sorry for being sexist towards you, it just shocked me because I thought you were male and tbh I am not that good with women as you can tell. Anyways I hope you can forgive me and I understand if you can't </blockquote>

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	: Jesus christ i just wrote a book about being the king of a minecraft town called cumland, i need to start talking to girls		: Jesus christ i just wrote a book about being the king of a minecraft town called cumland, i need to start talking to girls
	: - ToddDaOne, CumKing </blockquote>		: - ToddDaOne, CumKing </blockquote>

			===== NOC CONVENTIONS =====
			A book written by Sotarnicus, donated at an unknown point in time. The text is as follows:<blockquote>
			: by Sotarnicus
			: Copy of a Copy
			; >NOC CONVENTIONS<
			: This book hereby details all of the Rules and Regulations for war against any person, city, or being. Any people caught breaking this strict ruleset will be raped and killed on sight.
			; >CONVENTION ONE<
			: Strictly NO items are to be used that have been spawned through commands or given by moderators. This includes enchantment values of insane strengths. This does not include Infernal Enchantments.
			; >CONVENTION TWO<
			: Any other Dimensions such as The Nether, The End, and subsequent End Islands are strictly SAFE ZONES. No PVP or griefing should be continued there unless a combatant travels through to exploit this rule.
			; >CONVENTION THREE<
			: No Admins/Operators are to use their admin rank during war. This includes summoning mobs to give advantages, going creative, giving people potion effects, and any other ways they may interfere with a clean fight.
			; >CONVENTION FOUR<
			: No INTENTIONAL griefing of any registered towns during War. Withers and Creepers are exceptions to this rule as the explosionst hey create are reversed within a short time frame.
			; >CONVENTION FIVE<
			: No Spawn-Killing/Camping of Combatants if they do not fight back after death. Once they bring out their sword or otherwise weapon you are permitted to kill them. If they surrender you should leave them alone.
			; >CONVENTION SIX<
			: Non-Combatants are to be ignored and not attacked while they are not participating in war. This includes travellers, Builders, Farmers, and otherwise people who do not have a weapon equipped.
			; >CONVENTION SEVEN<
			: Surrendering is achieved by writing "I SURRENDER" in all caps in chat, de-equipping your weapons, and crouching in place. Any attempt to surrender to someone to kill them is a War Crime and should be considered breaking these rules from pg. 1
			; >CLOSING NOTES<
			: Any attempt to abuse any found loophole in these rules with be met with rape and murder. If you break one, you break all of them. War is a fun thing to do when bored but breaking these will get you in deep shit.
			; THIS STRICT GUIDELINE BOOK IS HEREBY SIGNED WITH AUTHORITY OF MAJOR MEMBERS OF THE SERVER
			: Mayor Miniman, of Noc: nammy
			: Sudrex. of The Museum: Ranger Sudrex
			: Cumking Todd: Signed
			: RocksX Rose Island: X
			: xBushia, leader of The Final Order; SIgned
			: Archduke Minerft of Floppa Herx: Signed
			: SimplyFwox of Neko-Ville: thumbs up emoji
			: Gooobert of Rock Botteom: I agree with some things, but dissagre with others
			: M1sterL1cker of floppa herx: fuckstick
			: DziadekMax of Noc/Hyperloop: Signed
			: Sotarnicus of noc/the hyperloop: splink
			: This is the first rendition of the Noc Conventions. Follow them or else risk getting raped, murdered, and your bloodline curse. </blockquote>

Sudrex: /* The OKBC4 Server Museum */

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The OKBC4 Server Museum

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	: This reactor powered all lights and equipment in the shittown labratories, and was designed and maintained by xBushia. She claims it was linked to the trollages, and must be kept fueled at all times or bad things would happen...		: This reactor powered all lights and equipment in the shittown labratories, and was designed and maintained by xBushia. She claims it was linked to the trollages, and must be kept fueled at all times or bad things would happen...
	: The reactor is still active, but has been defused (mostly). Feel free to climb up the ladder to view the various redstone components in the system. </blockquote>		: The reactor is still active, but has been defused (mostly). Feel free to climb up the ladder to view the various redstone components in the system. </blockquote>

			=== Spare Artifacts ===
			Some artifacts were never properly implemented into the museum, and sat in the donation bins at the time of the server's retirement. These include:

			===== Cum Journal =====
			Written by ToddDaOne, and donated at an unknown point in time. The text is as follows:<blockquote>
			: by ToddDaOne
			: Copy of Original
			;Journal of the CumKing
			: By: ToddDaOne
			;Feb/25/2021 Day 1
			: NillyWilly just got banned and i was voted into being king of cumland. NillyWilly still thought that he had power over me and was trying to give my power to Carl. He later began doxing me with a picture of my forehead for no reason except to get back at me. My first order of business was to destroy the observatory tower he was forcing me to build when i obviously didnt want to. Then the 8 of us destoyed NillyWillys house. After that i added Henry and Turkeyy back to the Kingdon since they had just recently been kicked for showing people the war crimes that Nihlwi commited. We created a gravestone in the place where his old house was with Joe69's (Nyhlwis alt) confession letter.
			;Feb/26/2021 Day 2
			: The messages from NillyWilly continue. We created a new flag for cumland to try to distance ourselves from Nyhlwis rein. Also because the original looked very bad. Nilly continues to bully and lie about me on reddit which eventually gets him banned from there
			;Feb/27/2021 Day 3
			: Today i leraned that Rocks join back to the server i felt very happy about that as i was the main reason he was kicked from cumland. I immediately allied Rose Island (rocks town) into FCS. Well i attempted to anyway. Still dont know who the leader of FCS is. Today i was thinking of promoting turkey, henry, nad Carl to Co-leaders and making a sort of council. But Sudrex told me that i shouldn't do anything like that right now because Nihlwi might have mroe Alt accounts and could destroy cumland. Sundex created an official cumland museum. Which is nice since we have a lot of important documents that we have to handle. Including this one. Today i also started upgrading the FCS building.
			;Feb/28/2021 Day 4
			: Today is the day that i actually started this journal. So there may have been things i missed in the first 3 days. Anyway today i started creating the underground villager farm that Nyhlwi said i couldn't do. it feels really nice to be able to do whatever i want.
			;Mar/1/2021 Day 5
			: Today Cumland disbanded from FCS on account that the leader hasnt been on in a month. I also got added to the Okbc Museum as a diamond armor. Today i became the first outsider to ever visit Noccia.
			;Mar/3/2021 Day 7
			: Today Nilly Williamson join the discord server and immediatly got band. If he didnt act like such a dick all the time we would be easier on him. And he might Even get unbanned. Another thing is that a giant chunk glitch happened right infront of our base today and the mods wont by anything about it even though it's probably their fault.
			;Mar/4/2021 Day 8
			: Today a giant bedrock box appeared above our base. By using glitches we could see that there was a command block inside. We feared it had something to do with Nilly Williamson but that was just speculation.
			;Mar/7/2021 Day 11
			: Today we finally merged with hazbin hotel. Their portal has been on out land for so long and its actually how i found this place in the beginning. Anyway now we have a direct way into the nether and better yet a direct way to the Shopping district. AND we're currently building a store at the bottom of the hazbin hotel. I still need to get permission from kirby tho.
			;Mar/9/2021 Day 13
			: Today Nilly started messaging me on discord again. he said that he was sorry and that he messed up alot. Props to him for not blaming it on being bipolar and his past trauma. I do believe that he's bipolar tho, he acts very different sometimes.
			;Mar/10/2021 Day 14
			: I promised Nilly that if he ever got unbanned then i would make him the new king.
			:Mar/15/2021 Day 19
			: I've been thinking about leaving cumland for awhile now. I get bored easily and cant really commit to things. Anyway i do want to leave cumland. it was cool at first being able to build whatever but now i wnat to do other things like join noc or take ownership of hazbin hotel. i worked so hard on making the bottom part of hazbin hotel but now kirby left it and i can't claim it so i guess its just gone? I also regret promising nilly that he would be king cuz i have to wait for him to get back and i don't know how long that will be.
			;Mar/16/2021 Day 20
			: Noc let me in as a guest. I Can only use 4 chunks in the wild. Hopfully they'll let me i completely.
			;Mar/18/2021 Day 22
			: Final Day
			: Today I finally left cumland. Mininam said they'll do another vote to see if i can come in. I passed my crown down to my second in command Carl_Benjamin who was supposed to be king originally. Another thing that happened today was that B0rbe spent about half an hour making me bee wings. Which was a really cool thing to do. (even though i now realize that bee wings are really bad).
			;Mar/19/2021
			: Post-CumKing
			: Got accepted into Noc finally. I wanted to join noc when i first joined and i saw them talking about how cool the trans bee was. So duh i wanted to see it. But it was private. I hope everything goes good in cumland. And i hope that if nilly comes back, he'll be let back in.
			: -------------
			: Jesus christ i just wrote a book about being the king of a minecraft town called cumland, i need to start talking to girls
			: - ToddDaOne, CumKing </blockquote>

Sudrex: /* The Crimes of Bushia */

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The Crimes of Bushia

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	: The leaders of the CumZone made this text to help garner support against the percieved abuses of admin privileges of xBushia. They went to war with Shittown, which was struck down in what is now known as the First Trollage.		: The leaders of the CumZone made this text to help garner support against the percieved abuses of admin privileges of xBushia. They went to war with Shittown, which was struck down in what is now known as the First Trollage.
	You will notice numerous errors, such as "hybris" and not "hubris", as well as repeated references to xBushia with male pronouns.		: You will notice numerous errors, such as "hybris" and not "hubris", as well as repeated references to xBushia with male pronouns.
	NOTE: CumZone is an inactive town now, and xBushia is sitll a very much active moderator. </blockquote>		: NOTE: CumZone is an inactive town now, and xBushia is sitll a very much active moderator. </blockquote>

	The text of the document is as follows: <blockquote>		The text of the document is as follows: <blockquote>

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Memories of Shittown

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	I, ThatGuyNamedFred of Shittown, agree to this statement. </blockquote>		I, ThatGuyNamedFred of Shittown, agree to this statement. </blockquote>

			===== The Shittown Reactor =====
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			The Shittown Reactor still strikes fear into the hearts of all OKBC4 veterans everywhere. Originally located in the heart of the Shittown Labs, it would power all labratory functions, as well as occasionally trigger admin commands of unknown kind and effect. Many remember this due to the events of the Second Trollage and many of xBushia's escapades. The museum lectern reads as follows: <blockquote>
			: THE ORIGINAL SHITTOWN REACTOR
			: Donated by xBushia
			: Dated to just after the First Trolalge, and the creation of the Shittown Labs
			: This reactor powered all lights and equipment in the shittown labratories, and was designed and maintained by xBushia. She claims it was linked to the trollages, and must be kept fueled at all times or bad things would happen...
			: The reactor is still active, but has been defused (mostly). Feel free to climb up the ladder to view the various redstone components in the system. </blockquote>