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The conversations on the server continued unchanged for a time. The fact that the user cared so much about the '''Moederators''' was strange as most Reddit users don't give a swag who their moderators are. Even so, it wasn't weird enough to stick in the minds of the '''Moederators'''.
The conversations on the server continued unchanged for a time. The fact that the user cared so much about the '''Moederators''' was strange as most Reddit users don't give a swag who their moderators are. Even so, it wasn't weird enough to stick in the minds of the '''Moederators'''.


On January 3, '''Mr. Sex''' shared the news of yet another The High Priest alt account being banned from Reddit.
On January 3 '''Mr. Sex''' shared the news of yet another The High Priest alt account being banned from Reddit.


All it took was a single message from the user.
All it took was a single message from the user.
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The High Priest was back.
The High Priest was back.
=== The Swag Alliance===
=== The Swag Alliance===
On January 8, '''r/LesbianInsectBrothel''' was banned from Reddit.<ref>(January 8, 2023). [https://web.archive.org/web/20230108114909/https://www.reddit.com/r/lesbianinsectbrothel/ "r/lesbianinsectbrothel has been banned from Reddit"] ''Reddit''.</ref> A sudden influx of gore videos hit the subreddit. The moderators, inactive accounts that hadn't logged into the website in weeks, took no action. It wasn't long before Reddit admins took matters into their own hands and destroyed the subreddit. The total destruction of such a large shitposting subreddit as a response to a situation no one could have predicted, made the moderators of other shitposting communities reconsider their approach to moderating, with new methods to stop would-be attackers being implemented across the website. '''r/69MoeLester420''' was no exception.
On January 8, '''r/LesbianInsectBrothel''' was banned from Reddit.<ref>(January 8, 2023). [https://web.archive.org/web/20230108114909/https://www.reddit.com/r/lesbianinsectbrothel/ "r/lesbianinsectbrothel has been banned from Reddit"] ''Reddit''.</ref> A sudden influx of gore videos hit the subreddit. The moderators, inactive accounts that hadn't logged into the website in weeks, took no action. It wasn't long before Reddit admins took matters into their own hands and destroyed the subreddit. The total destruction of such a large shitposting subreddit as a response to a situation no one could have predicted, made the moderators of other shitposting communities reconsider their approach to moderating, with new methods to stop would-be attackers being implemented across the website. '''r/69MoeLester420''' was no exception.
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And then came a simple message.
And then came a simple message.


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The gauntlet was thrown. Our honor had been besmirched and we would not stand for it. This despicable action, committed by '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''', was unforgivable. To steal from ''us'', the proud nation of '''MoeLester''', the thought of it disgusted us all.
The gauntlet was thrown. Our honor had been besmirched and we would not stand for it. This despicable action, committed by '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''', was unforgivable. To steal from ''us'', the proud nation of '''MoeLester''', the thought of it disgusted us all.
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While more raids were attempted in the future, it was always with the knowledge that the forces 9GAG would prevail. There is no winning against these "people". Know that 9GAG is their territory, and they will fight to defend it from emoji-users at any cost. It doesn't matter how many n-words have to be dropped to achieve that.
While more raids were attempted in the future, it was always with the knowledge that the forces 9GAG would prevail. There is no winning against these "people". Know that 9GAG is their territory, and they will fight to defend it from emoji-users at any cost. It doesn't matter how many n-words have to be dropped to achieve that.


=== The Human Cockroach and the Myth of Sisyphus (With Commentary from the Cockroach) ===
=== The Human Cockroach and the Myth of Sisyphus ===
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! style="background-color:red;color:white" | <big>⚠ ATTENTION! ⚠</big>
Anyone with the slightest knowledge of Greek mythology should be well aware of the myth of Sisyphus. Punished for his arrogance by the Gods, he is left with the task of pushing a boulder up a hill, with the prospect of escaping this punishment lying at the very top. Try as he might, however, as the boulder starts approaching the top of the steep hill, it rolls back to where it started, Sisyphus having made no progress at all. Yet Sisyphus does not give up. Every time the boulder rolls back, he follows, walking down to the bottom ready to start again.  
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| This section has been edited by the <b>Cockroach</b>. Its commentary has been rendered in <b style="color:red">red</b> in order to facilitate ignoring the wretched lies it has made in its petty display. The '''moederators''' are infallible. No factual errors were made during the writing of this document and any evidence to the contrary is nothing but filthy '''JEWCORDIAN propaganda'''. These false statements have later been independently fact checked by a '''true Moexist-Lesterist patriot''', colored in <i style="color:blue">'''blue'''</i>.
<sub>Glory to '''Moe Lester''' and the '''Moederators'''! Long live '''Swag Nation'''!</sub>
|}
Anyone with the slightest knowledge of Greek mythology should be well aware of the myth of Sisyphus. Punished for his arrogance by the Gods, he is left with the task of pushing a boulder up a steep hill, with the prospect of escaping this punishment lying at the very top. Try as he might, each time the boulder approaches the top of the hill, it rolls back down to where it started, reversing his progress. Yet Sisyphus does not give up. Each time this happens, he rolls the boulder rolls back up, only for it to roll down the hill again. <b style="color:red">(there was an extra space here and i corrected it, you’re welcome! <i style="color:blue">(Get this man a Reddit Gold.)</i>)</b>


Every good story needs a villain, and you don't make it to 50 server members without making a few enemies. Most of them were your average run-of-the-mill internet assholes, saying the n-word a couple of times or being slightly annoying for a few minutes before promptly vanishing. There is, however, a single user so utterly pathetic, <b style="color:red">(based) <i style="color:blue">(Memers don't even say based anymore. We say gem.)</i>) (my culture is not your fucking costume, shitcordian)</b> so absolutely devoid of purpose <b style="color:red">(my purpose is to be an asshole to random people online <i style="color:blue">(💔)</i>)</b> that they choose to spend the limited time <b style="color:red">(i’m actually immortal)</b> that they have on this Earth not only rotting in the dank pits of their gamer dungeon, but to making it their life's mission to mildly annoy <b style="color:red">(slight understatement considering i have my own fucking wikipedia section lmao)</b> a few Reddit mods. A tragic display of how low a human being can stoop, so infatuated by the smell of its own farts <b style="color:red">(they smell like ARYAN VRIL)</b> that it is unable for a moment to realize the worthlessness of its own existence. Despite the dozens of times this pest has been banned, they keep coming back like a drug-starved addict that cannot go without their daily hit, using dozens of alt accounts to stay on Reddit, as their reliance on the website is such that even a temporary withdrawal would result in a coma. The very definition of terminally online, <b style="color:red">(stage 4)</b> this user shall remain unnamed, <b style="color:red">(it’s the Jewedditor)</b> not for fear of retaliation, but as not to provide them with a drop of satisfaction. <b style="color:red">(i laughed for 10 minutes straight when i found this and the gc found it hilarious, which it is <i style="color:blue">(It is pretty funny.)</i>)</b> Instead, they will be referred to as what they really are: a '''human cockroach''' <b style="color:red">(lmao)</b> with no value to anyone, one that everyone wishes was just gone, yet one so persistent in its aims that no matter how much you stomp on it, it keeps coming back. One must embrace the '''cockroach''' as an unchanging constant in life, just as Sisyphus may never push the boulder up that sharply sloping hill, so too will this user never be truly removed. Once you embrace the fact that this insect is here to stay, you may indulge in laughter at the pitiful ways it claws for attention. <b style="color:red">(i have my own wikipedia section lmfao)</b>
Every good story needs a villain, and you don't make it to 50 members without making a few enemies. Most of them were your average run-of-the-mill internet assholes, saying the n-word a couple of times or being slightly annoying for a few minutes before promptly fucking off. There is, however, a single user so utterly pathetic, a life so absolutely worthless that they choose to spend the limited time they have on this Earth not only to rot in the dank pits of that gamer dungeon of theirs but to make their life's mission the mild annoyance of a few Reddit mods. A creature so devoid of any purpose in life, a tragic display of how low a human being could stoop, yet so infatuated by the smell of its own farts that it is unable for a moment to realize the worthlessness of its own existence. A pest that you can't get rid of, despite the dozens of times this user has been banned, they keep coming back, like a drug-starved addict that cannot go without their daily hit, dozens of alt accounts keep being made so they could stay on Reddit, being so reliant on the website that even a temporary withdrawal would result in a coma. The absolute definition of terminally online, this user shall remain unnamed, not for fear of retaliation, but to not provide them with a droplet of satisfaction for what they had done. Instead, they will be referred to as what they really are, a '''human cockroach''', a being with no value to anyone, one that everyone wishes was just gone, their very lack of presence making the world a better place, yet one so persistent in its aims that no matter how much you stomp on it, it keeps coming back. One must embrace the '''cockroach''' as an unchanging constant in life, just as Sisyphus may never push the boulder up the cliff, so too will this user never be truly removed. Once you embrace the fact that this insect is here to stay, you may indulge in laughter at the pitiful ways this being claws for attention.
[[File:CockroachLore1.png|left|thumb|320x320px|The first documented encounter of the '''r/69MoeLester420''' mod staff with the '''Cockroach'''.]]
[[File:CockroachLore1.png|left|thumb|320x320px|The first documented encounter of the '''r/69MoeLester420''' mod staff with the '''Cockroach'''.]]
On November 11, the '''cockroach''' was first banned on the '''r/69MoeLester420''' subreddit. While the specific reasons were lost to time, <b style="color:red">(you banned me because i was active in r/RedditMoment) <i style="color:blue">(Hey gamers. Guy who actually banned him here. It was actually because I saw him being generally unfunny on some other shitposting subreddits and being over how unfunny the sub had gotten. Idk why he thinks it has to do with r/RedditMoment. It's not like any of us have a problem with it. Irony Reddit's whole point is making fun of Reddit.)</i> (the only context you gave me for the ban was “gross reddit moment user” so i just assumed that had something to do with it)</b> the '''cockroach''''s username, a clear anti-Semitic dog whistle <b style="color:red">(nice detective work sherlock)</b><b><i style="color:blue">(or perhaps just a whistle)</i></b>, as well as its behavior in the following months, leaves racism as the most likely possibility. <b style="color:red">(TRVE)</b> This first ban did not produce many issues. It would not be until January that our story would truly begin. On January 18 the '''Cockroach''' was banned from the subreddit for a second time. The moment the gavel hit the hardwood and the ban was dealt, the fate of the universe itself was sealed. An eternal nemesis was found, one we may never rid ourselves of—our own boulder to push. <b style="color:red">(i’m flattered)</b>
On November 11, the '''cockroach''' was first banned on the '''r/69MoeLester420''' subreddit. While the specific reasons for this action were lost to time, the '''cockroach''''s username, a clear antisemitic dog whistle (or perhaps just a whistle), as well as its behavior in the following months, leaves racism as the most likely possibility. This first ban seemed to have not produced many issues, it would not be until January that things would truly start getting chaotic and our story would truly begin. It was on January 18 that the '''Cockroach''' was banned from the subreddit for a second time. The moment the gavel hit the hardwood, and the ban was dealt, the fate of the universe itself was sealed. An eternal nemesis found, one we may never get rid of, yet must keep on fighting, our own boulder to push.  


On January 19, both '''Walter''' and '''SlenderSmurf''' woke up to find their Reddit accounts temporarily suspended. The reason? Harassment. The '''Cockroach''', the had decided to report its modmail conversation to the Reddit admins. <b style="color:red">(no the fuck i didnt? lmao)</b> The low-life weasel spent hours provoking the mods, <b style="color:red">(didn’t happen, meds now.)</b> only to call the teacher the moment someone insulted it back. The punishments, lasting 2 days and a week respectively, were served with dignity, as would be expected from Reddit mods worth their karma. It is important to note that it wasn't the length or even the existence of these bans that was insulting, but rather the fact that someone would stoop so low as to involve the '''Reddit admins''' in the situation. <b style="color:red">(SLANDER)</b> That is a sign of the lowest breed of man, one so wretched that they would make a deal with Satan himself for rather than admit defeat. Thus did the '''Moederators''' intuit what kind of person they were dealing with, but nothing could prepare them for what came next. <b style="color:red">(the funniest shit ever)</b>
On January 19, both '''Walter''' and '''SlenderSmurf''' woke up to their Reddit accounts temporarily suspended. The reason? Harassment. The '''Cockroach''', the absolute human filth that it is, decided to report the modmail conversation to the Reddit admins, the low-life weasel, hitting and provoking for hours on end only to call the teacher the moment someone insults it back. The punishments, lasting 2 days and a week respectively, were served with dignity, as would be expected from Reddit mods worth their karma. It is important to note that it wasn't the length or even the existence of these bans that was insulting, but rather the fact that someone would stoop so low as to involve the '''Reddit admins''' in the situation. That is a sign of the lowest breed of man, one so pathetic and worthless, whose existence is so absolutely pointless, they would make a deal with Satan himself for temporary pleasure rather than admit defeat. It was like this that the '''Moederators''' knew right away the type of person they were dealing with, yet even taking into account the racist tendencies the '''Cockroach''' put on display through their comments, nothing could prepare us for what would come next.


On February 13, as the encounter with the '''Cockroach''' faded from the '''Moederators'''' memories, an '''image''' was posted to the '''r/69MoeLester420''' subreddit. Not any ordinary image, as one may guess from the fact that its very existence warranted an entire paragraph of text. '''The image''', featuring an uncensored, bloody penis cut in half in an incredibly unclean, gory fashion, was posted nineteen times. Nineteen. That is almost as much as 9+10. <b style="color:red">(TROLD)</b> This was the '''First Impact''', otherwise known as the '''Penis Gore Incident'''. Such an event is especially dangerous for a small subreddit, as '''r/69MoeLester420''' was at the time, holding less than 5000 members, as an influx of gore on a subreddit where the mods aren't terminally online could very well result in the entire subreddit being banned. The '''MoeLester Nation''' forever stays grateful to '''koonsbmw''' <b style="color:red">(probably ACKed after seeing the cocks, you are not forgotten <i style="color:blue">(RIP Koons. I will never forget the time you gave me Reddit Gold. 😭)</i>)</b> for being the first one on the ground and dealing with the situation in a quick and efficient fashion. Sadly, as one might expect, this was far from the only encounter with the '''Cockroach'''.
On February 13, as the encounter with the '''Cockroach''' started fading from the '''Moederators'''' memories, an '''image''' got posted on the '''r/69MoeLester420''' subreddit. Not any ordinary image, as one may see from the fact that its very existence warranted an entire paragraph of text. '''The image''', featuring an uncensored, bloody penis cut in half in an incredibly unclean, gory fashion, got posted nineteen times. Nineteen. That is almost as much as 9+10. This would mark the '''First Impact''', otherwise known as the '''Penis Gore Incident'''. Such an event is especially terrible for a small subreddit, as was '''r/69MoeLester420''' at the time, not even having reached 5000 members, as such a high influx of gore content on a subreddit where the mods aren't terminally online might result in the entire subreddit being banned. The '''MoeLester Nation''' forever stays grateful to '''koonsbmw''' for being the first one on the ground and dealing with the situation in a quick and efficient fashion. Sadly, as one might expect, this was far from the only encounter with this user.


Remember that lockdown idea the '''Moederators''' had, way back before the partnership with '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''' and '''r/IkeaFreshBalls''' was signed? Simply put, instead of leaving the floodgates of reddit open, each post would have to be approved by the mods. Although it hadn't been implemented before, this situation provided the perfect opportunity to test it out. With the code was already in place, all that was left to do was announce it. By the end of the day, the temporary lockdown had gone into effect <ref> WalterWhiteOnReddit (February 13, 2023). https://www.reddit.com/r/69Moelester420/comments/111jz94/attention_moe_lesters/ ''Reddit.'' </ref>, intended to stop any raids in the following days, until another less intrusive method of moderation was found. At the advice of '''Sam''', still a regular member at the time, a minimum karma limit was set up, filtering out any posts made by new accounts. <b style="color:red">(unfortunately, this did not work, if it did there would be no need to write an essay about how fucking hilarious i am)</b>
Remember that lockdown idea the '''Moederators''' had, way back before the partnership with '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''' and '''r/IkeaFreshBalls''' was signed? The idea was, instead of leaving the floodgates open, each post would have to be approved by the mods. Although the idea wasn't implemented before, this situation provided the perfect opportunity to test it out. As the code was already in place, all that was left to do is to announce it. By the end of the day, the temporary lockdown had gone into effect <ref> WalterWhiteOnReddit (February 13, 2023). https://www.reddit.com/r/69Moelester420/comments/111jz94/attention_moe_lesters/ ''Reddit.'' </ref>, intended to stop any raids in the following days, until another, more effective and less intrusive method of moderation was found. At the advice of '''Sam''', still a regular member at the time, a minimum karma limit was set up, filtering out any posts made by clearly new accounts.
[[File:Cockroachlore2.png|thumb|317x317px|The '''Cockroach''' attempts to scare the '''Moederators''' with a threat of another raid, mere days after the first one.]]
[[File:Cockroachlore2.png|thumb|317x317px|The '''Cockroach''' attempts to scare the '''Moederators''' with a threat of another raid, mere days after the first one.]]
The '''Cockroach''' was far from done. Unbeknownst to the '''Moederators''' at the time, a vile scheme was being planned in the most twisted corners of the internet. A call to arms, intended to bring the Soy Army to the side of the '''Cockroach'''. Unfortunately for it, not even the userbases of such depraved websites as soyjak.party wished to associate themselves with such an insult to what it means to be a human being. <ref> The Cockroach (February 16, 2023) https://soyjak.party/raid/res/33873.html''Soyjak Party.'' </ref> <b style="color:red">(/raid/ is dead as fuck lmfao, i should’ve just posted on /soy/ <i style="color:blue">(The Soy Army)</i>)</b> Yet even so, it would not give up. On February 16, just as the lockdown was lifted and the new measures were put into place, a post from one of the '''Cockroach''''s alts made its way into the subreddit's mod queue. It was immediately clear that this was not the last we would see of it. Soon after, a GIF captioned "LOL UKRAINE", <b style="color:red">(provided to me oh so graciously by the Niggedditor, blessed be his name)</b> showing the death of two soldiers in the midst of the ongoing Russo-Ukrainian War, was posted, followed by a text post, written by a friend{{Citation needed}} of the '''Cockroach''', requesting that it be unbanned. <b style="color:red">(most likely the Niggedditor, blessed be his name)</b> Both posts were quickly removed. This "'''Second Impact'''," proved much easier to bear.
The '''Cockroach''' was far from done. Unbeknownst to the '''Moederators''' at the time, a vile scheme was being planned in the most twisted corners of the internet. A call to arms, intended to bring the Soy Army to the side of the '''Cockroach'''. Unfortunately for it, it would seem that not even the userbase of such depraved websites as soyjak.party would wish to associate itself with such an insult to what it means to be a human being. <ref> The Cockroach (February 16, 2023) https://soyjak.party/raid/res/33873.html''Soyjak Party.'' </ref> Yet even so, give up it would not. On February 16, just as the lockdown was lifted, and the new measures put into place, a post from one of the '''Cockroach''''s alts made its way into the subreddit's mod queue. It was clear right away that this was not the last we would see of it. Soon after, a GIF with the caption "LOL UKRAINE", showing the death of two soldiers in the midst of the ongoing Russo-Ukrainian War, got posted, soon followed by a text post, written by a friend{{Citation needed}} of the '''Cockroach''', asking for its unbanning. Both posts were quickly removed. The '''Second Impact''', thankfully, proved to be much easier to bear through.
[[File:CockroachLore3.png|left|thumb|383x383px|The '''Cockroach'''<nowiki/>'s side of the story, an explanation of why nineteen images of uncensored mutilated genitalia found themselves on the '''r/69MoeLester420''' subreddit.]]
[[File:CockroachLore3.png|left|thumb|383x383px|The '''Cockroach'''<nowiki/>'s side of the story, an explanation of why nineteen images of uncensored mutilated genitalia found themselves on the '''r/69MoeLester420''' subreddit.]]
Even though the '''Cockroach''' presented itself as based and red-pilled troll through posts such as these, things could not be further from the truth. As a thread on the thugposting subreddit '''r/wordington'''<ref>The Cockroach (February 14, 2023) https://web.archive.org/web/20230727185559/https://old.reddit.com/r/wordington/comments/1126ct7/deleted_by_user/ ''Reddit.''</ref> shows, a mere day after the original incident, the user tried to explain away the situation by stating that its account was hacked by its friend {{Citation needed}}, sharing a story of less than dubious probability along side it. While this story can neither be verified nor proven false, <b style="color:red">(this is a complete fucking lie lmfao) <i style="color:blue">(This is probably one of my favorite moments in the saga. My man really wanted to protect his Reddit clout.)</i> (i didn’t want to get banned from subs i actually used, so i lied about it. less about “clout” and more about avoiding having to add more subs to the shit list.)</b> the possibility still exists that the '''Cockroach''' was telling the truth. <b style="color:red">(i wasn’t<i style="color:blue">(💔)</i>)</b> But this was far from the only incident involving this user. The threat to spam gore on the server was, by its own admission, sent by the '''Cockroach''' itself, and although it claims not to be responsible for the '''Penis Gore Incident''', <b style="color:red">(i was)</b> as more raids occurred in the future, some involving sharing material worse than the one sent during the '''First Impact''', it shows that even if it was not the '''Cockroach''' who posted the images, it would still not be out of character for it to have done so on its own.
Even though the '''Cockroach''' tried to make itself look like a based and red-pilled troll with posts such as these, as one might expect, things could not be further from the truth. As a thread on the thugposting subreddit '''r/wordington'''<ref>The Cockroach (February 14, 2023) https://web.archive.org/web/20230727185559/https://old.reddit.com/r/wordington/comments/1126ct7/deleted_by_user/ ''Reddit.''</ref> shows, a mere day after the original incident, the user tried to explain away the situation by stating that its account was hacked by its friend {{Citation needed}}, sharing an insane story along with it. While this story cannot be neither verified nor proven false, the possibility still existing that the '''Cockroach''' was telling the truth, it is still important to keep in mind that this was far from the only incident involving this user. The threat to spam gore on the server was, by its own admission, sent by the '''Cockroach''' itself, and although it claims not to be responsible for the '''Penis Gore Incident''', as more raids occurred in the future, some involving sharing material worse than the one sent during the '''First Impact''', it shows that even if it was not the '''Cockroach''' who posted the images, it would still not be out of character for it to have gone through with it on its own.
[[File:CockroachLore4.png|thumb|The '''Cockroach''' returns, full of himself as always, it even prepared a ''Little Dark Age'' edit to share with its favorite mod team.]]
[[File:CockroachLore4.png|thumb|The '''Cockroach''' returns, full of himself as always, even prepared a ''Little Dark Age'' edit to share with his favorite mod team.]]
[[File:CockroachLore5.png|left|thumb|383x383px|Testing, testing... The '''Automoderator''' is up and running. Showcased here are the first three cases documented by the bot, the bans of the '''Cockroach''' as well as its friends{{Citation needed}}. The usernames have been edited, as the '''Moederators''' do not wish for any readers of this article to harass what clearly are children.]]
[[File:CockroachLore5.png|left|thumb|383x383px|Testing, testing... The '''Automoderator''' is up and running. Showcased here are the first three cases documented by the bot, the bans of the '''Cockroach''' as well as its friends{{Citation needed}}. The usernames have been edited, as the '''Moederators''' do not wish for any readers of this article to harass what clearly are children.]]
[[File:CockroachLore6.png|left|thumb|306x306px|An intimidation tactic gracefully evaded.]]
[[File:CockroachLore6.png|left|thumb|306x306px|An intimidation tactic gracefully evaded.]]
The '''Moederators''' did not have to wait long for proof of this thesis, as on February 21, the '''Third Impact''' occurred, this time on the server. '''69MoeLester420''' was under attack. And the worst part? We didn't even know about it. A few days before the incident, several users joined the server, seemingly innocuous, they stayed quiet and kept to themselves for the most part, occasionally even interacting with the mods. As the '''Second''' '''Impact''' was still fresh in the mods' minds, the conversation sometimes steered in that direction, with the new users playing along. <b style="color:red">(this was incredibly funny to witness in person i mind you, getting shittalked by an entire discord is something a man can only dream of. not really, it tends to happen a lot actually. maybe i’m the problem? nah, no way. <i style="color:blue">(L rizz)</i>)</b>
The '''Moederators''' did not have to wait for too long for proof of this thesis, as on February 21, the '''Third Impact''' would occur, this time on the server. '''69MoeLester420''' was under attack. And the worst part? We didn't even know about it. A few days before the incident, several users had joined the server, seemingly nothing out of the ordinary, some of them staying quiet and keeping to themselves, others occasionally even interacting with the mods. As the '''Second''' '''Impact''' was still fresh in the mods' minds, the conversation sometimes steered in that direction, with the new users playing along as though as if nothing was going on. It was on February 21 when the sleeper agents woke up. While not much remains as the messages were deleted automatically when the bans were dealt, one video remains, saved before the purge by '''Belize''', which can only be described as edgy,  an edit of the National Victory Celebration held after the conclusion of the Gulf War in 1991 <ref> As confirmed by our local military expert '''koonsbmw'''. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv4ElNBqXXY </ref> with nothing but "RACISM IS NON-NEGOTIABLE" written all over it. There is but a single issue the '''Cockroach''' didn't anticipate. Every time a raid of its occurred, an additional line of defences was placed. Just as the subreddit placed a minimum karma barrier, along with some other measures to protect from raiders, some to protect from the '''Cockroach''' specifically, so too did the server soon start putting protections in place in order to prevent this from happening again. The '''Automoderator''' was set up, automatically kicking out any members below the minimum account age. From then on, it was only a matter of how long the '''Cockroach''' was willing to wait between each raid. The minimum age could always be raised, and not even the '''Cockroach''' could keep on waiting forever. The tides had shifted.
 
The sleeper agents woke up on February 21. <b style="color:red">(HEIL JEWCORD, HEIL JEWCORD, HEIL JEWCORD)</b>
 
While not much remains as the messages were deleted automatically when the offending users were banned, one video remains, saved before the purge by '''Belize''', an edit of the National Victory Celebration held after the conclusion of the Gulf War in 1991 <ref> As confirmed by our local military expert '''koonsbmw'''. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv4ElNBqXXY </ref> with nothing but "RACISM IS NON-NEGOTIABLE" written all over it. There is but a single issue the '''Cockroach''' did not anticipate. <b style="color:red">(no, i knew this would happen. it was kinda the point actually.)</b> Every time it undertook a raid, additional lines of defense were placed. Just as the subreddit implemented a minimum karma barrier, <b style="color:red">(jewcordian win)</b> along side other measures to protect from raiders, so too did the server put protections in place in order to prevent this from happening again. The '''Automoderator''' was set up, automatically kicking out any members below the minimum account age. <b style="color:red">(this was annoying af, i had to use one of the jewcord members alts to see the reactions! fucking assholes. <i style="color:blue">(Soyjak)</i>)</b> From then on, it became a question of how long the '''Cockroach''' was willing to wait between each raid. <b style="color:red">(being a cunt online is my favorite activity <i style="color:blue">(Follow proper Reddiquette)</i>)</b> The minimum age could always be raised, and not even the '''Cockroach''' could keep on waiting forever. <b style="color:red">(i could)</b> The tides had shifted. <b style="color:red">(they hadn’t)</b>
 
That is, until March 23, when another volley of posts hit the subreddit. The '''Fourth Impact''' took the form of thirty-six separate bait-and-switch posts which would all cut to a video of a man, covered in shit, stroking his cock. <b style="color:red">(i laughed for a good 5 minutes after i read this, thanks. <i style="color:blue">(Wholesome 100)</i>)</b> One might wonder, what compels a man to send such a thing? And to that I say, that we are not talking about a human being. Disgusting shock "humor" is the absolute lowest form of comedy, should instill in the poster a great shame, <b style="color:red">(sneed more)</b> for how do you come to terms with the fact that you have this type of material saved on your device, not because you are sexually attracted to what is being depicted but rather because you find a man masturbating while covered in his own feces so amusing you cannot help but to snort and giggle in your gamer dungeon as if you have just experienced the absolute peak of your pathetic life when you decided to post it not once, but thirty-six separate times on a subreddit with less than 10k members. All of this dedicated to achieving an ultimately pointless goal; the banning a small subreddit. Yet the '''Cockroach''' went on. Not even in the darkest pits of SoyBooru could one find a proper portrayal of such an individual. <b style="color:red">(this is because poopson hasn’t been posted yet)</b> It would almost be funny were it not so tragic. <b style="color:red">(it’s pretty funny)</b>


Why does Sisyphus continue pushing his boulder? One might naively assume that it is the prospect of victory that compels him. Perhaps this was correct the first time that boulder was pushed up the slope, maybe even the second, tenth, or ten thousandth time. Yet it would soon dawn on Sisyphus that his task is hopeless. No matter how much effort he puts in, the boulder will always roll right back to the bottom. What might be the purpose of such a task if it will always amount to failure? The pointlessness of it may prove unbearable for some, for what is the point of anything if the outcome cannot be changed? Albert Camus offered a different perspective. One must accept the absurdity that surrounds us instead of trying to find a meaning where there is no meaning to be found. Sisyphus will never reach the top of the hill. Yet he continues on. He has accepted the meaninglessness of the task, and that acceptance allows him to live. He does not look for joy in the victory he will never achieve, for his hopes will only be crushed every time his progress is set back to the beginning. Instead, he finds happiness in every step he takes along the way, opting to enjoy the life that he has rather than spending it hoping for what he may never have. And as the boulder rolls back, he takes a sigh of relief knowing he can take a break from his work, before going down to start the cycle once more. The joy comes from the task itself, not the reward that might await him, for as grueling as it all is, in the end, this boulder is his and his alone, and nothing can take that away from him. He finds meaning in living itself, no matter how meaningless it may seem, for his life, torturous as it may seem, is as valuable as anyone else's.
That is, until March 23, when another round of posts would hit the subreddit. The '''Fourth Impact''' took shape in the form of thirty-six separate bait-and-switch posts which would all cut to a video of a man, covered in shit, stroking his cock. One might wonder, what compels a man to send this? And to that I say, I am afraid we are not talking about a human being. Disgusting shock humor such as this is the absolute lowest form of comedy, one which should make you ashamed of your very existence, for how do you explain away the fact that you have this type of material saved on your device, not because you are sexually attracted to what is being depicted but rather because you find a man masturbating while covered in his own feces so amusing you cannot help your worthless ass but to snort and giggle in your gamer dungeon as you have experienced the absolute peak of your pathetic life when you decided to post it not once, but thirty-six separate times on a subreddit with less than 10k members. All this dedication to achieve an ultimately pointless goal, the banning of such a small subreddit would have changed nothing, yet the '''Cockroach''' still went on. Not even in the darkest pits of SoyBooru could one find a proper portrayal of such an individual. It would almost be funny were it not so tragic.


In some sense, the '''Cockroach''' does the same. It is aware it will never win. It has been banned instantly many times and yet it keeps trying. It is the modern Sisyphus, determined to continue its endless task, as hopeless as it may seem. It does not care for the prospect of victory anymore. Instead, it finds joy in every n-word it drops, every dead child it posts. It is not the final goal that matters to it anymore, it knows very well that nothing will come out of its stunts, but it is the very process of annoying the mods that gives the '''Cockroach''' life. It is the journey that matters, not the destination. One must imagine the '''Cockroach''' happy.
Why does Sisyphus continue pushing the boulder? One might naively assume that it is the prospect of victory that compels him. Perhaps this may have been correct the first time the boulder was pushed up, maybe even the second, tenth, ten thousandth time. Yet it would soon dawn on Sisyphus that his task is hopeless. No matter how much effort is put in, the boulder will roll right back to the bottom. A question will soon be asked, what might be the point of such a task if it will always amount to failure? The pointlessness of it may prove brutal for some, for what is the point of anything if the outcome cannot be avoided? Albert Camus offers a different perspective. One must accept the absurd that surrounds us instead of trying to find a sense of meaning where there fundamentally isn't one. Sisyphus will never reach the top of the hill. Yet he continues on. He has accepted the meaninglessness of the task, and that acceptance allows him to truly live. He does not find joy in the victory he will never achieve, only to have his hopes crushed every time his progress is set back to the beginning. Instead, he finds happiness in every step he takes along the way, opting to enjoy the life that he has rather than spending this one hoping for what he may never have. And as the boulder rolls back, he takes a sigh of relief knowing he can take a break from his work, before going down to start the cycle once more. The joy comes from the task itself, not the reward that might await him, for as grueling as it all is, in the end, this boulder is his and his alone, and nothing can take that away from him. He finds meaning in living itself, no matter how pointless it may seem, for even so, his life, torturous as it may seem, is as valuable as anyone else's. In some sense, the '''Cockroach''' does the same. It is aware it will never win. So many times it has been banned instantly, yet it keeps on trying. It is the modern Sisyphus, determined to continue carrying on its endless task, as hopeless as it may seem. It does not care for the prospect of victory anymore. Instead, it finds joy in every n-word it drops, every dead child it posts. It is not the final goal that matters to it anymore, it knows more than well nothing will come out of its little stunts, it is the very process of annoying the mods that gives the '''Cockroach''' life. It is the journey that matters, not the destination. One must imagine the '''Cockroach''' happy.
<b style="color:red">(and yet, did i lose? your subreddit is shut down, idontgiveaswag is dead as fuck, and i’m sitting here laughing my ass off at an entire fucking essay written about my trolling. oh well, food for thought!) <i style="color:blue">(Shutting the subreddit down was an epic win though. Reddit is for losers, even more than Discord is.)</i> (holy cope)</b> <i style="color:blue">(Redditcels seething.)</i>


===The End of The High Priest===
===The End of The High Priest===


On December 21, 2022, ''Puss in Boots: The Last Wish'' was released in theatres. Audiences from across the globe went wild. Considered by many to be one of the greatest pieces of animation in the past decade, it received widespread acclaim and attention even from those that do not watch animated movies regularly. ''Puss in Boots: The Last Wish'' became one of the most talked-about movies of the year, and it is no wonder that the discussion reached '''69MoeLester420'''. An unfortunate and unforeseen consequence of this discussion was the self-imposed exile of the head moderator, '''The High Priest'''.
On December 21, 2022, ''Puss in Boots: The Last Wish'' is released in theatres. Audiences from across the globe go wild. Considered by many to be one of the greatest pieces of animation from this past decade, it has received widespread acclaim and attention even from those that do not watch animated movies regularly. It became one of the most talked-about movies of the year, and it was no wonder that the discussion reached '''69MoeLester420''' as well. An unfortunate and unforeseen consequence of the conversations held about it was the self-imposed exile of the head moderator, '''The High Priest'''.


The day was January 20. '''The High Priest''' had, by that time, become an integral part of the server. Although he did not care about moderating at all, he was considered a part of the '''MoeLester family'''. The devastating "Puss in Boots incident" was a piece of drama that could have easily been avoided, and yet, it snowballed to colossal proportions. Most of the '''Moederators''' would like to forget this chapter. There is no ill will here, but it sucks that it happened, and the '''Moederators''' wish to leave the person behind and move on.
The day was January 20. '''The High Priest''' had, by that time, become an integral part of the server. Although he did not care about moderating at all, he was considered a part of the '''MoeLester family'''. It is no wonder that the '''Puss in Boots incident''' caused so much devastation to the community. It is a piece of drama that could have easily been avoided, yet snowballed to colossal proportions. Most of the '''Moederators''' would like to leave this chapter behind and forever forget about it, not in the same way as with the soon to be mentioned '''TikTokker''' situation, but rather in the sense that it just sucks that it happened, with no contempt being held as much as the wish to leave the person behind and move on.
[[File:PussInBootsLore1.png|center|frame|The message that led to the downfall of '''The High Priest'''.]]
[[File:PussInBootsLore1.png|center|frame|The message that led to the downfall of '''The High Priest'''.]]
[[File:PussInBootsLore2.png|center|frame|The message was lambasted by '''TikTokker'''.]]
[[File:PussInBootsLore2.png|center|frame|The message was quickly called out by '''TikTokker'''.]]
The offending message may have gone completely unnoticed in most internet spaces, yet '''TikTokker''', for all her faults, rightfully took issue with the message. Although we all held some form of respect for '''The High Priest''', it was an undeniable fact that, once the proper context of the contents of the message settled in, this post was incredibly weird and kind of fucked up to share. '''The High Priest''' responded by explaining that he was talking about the voice of Puss, provided by Antonio Banderas, rather than his physical appearance. This did not satiate '''TikTokker''', who, now with '''Instanormie''' by her side, continued the attack by stating that even if that was what he meant, he shouldn't have worded it in such a poor manner. '''TikTokker''' ended this conversation by muting '''The High Priest'''. She was ready to forget about this entire situation as long as it didn't turn into a reoccurring issue.
The offending message may have gone completely unnoticed in most internet spaces, yet '''TikTokker''', for all her faults, rightfully took issue with the message. Although we all held some form of respect for '''The High Priest''', it was an undeniable fact that, once the proper context of the contents of the message settled in, this post was incredibly weird and pretty fucked up to share. Although '''The High Priest''' quickly tried to explain that he was talking about the voice of Puss, provided by Antonio Banderas, rather than his physical appearance. This did not satiate '''TikTokker''', who, now with '''Instanormie''' by her side, continued with the attack by stating that even if that was what he meant, he shouldn't have worded it in that way. Ending the conversation by temporarily muting '''The High Priest''', he was nonetheless ready to forget about the entire situation as long as it didn't turn out to be a reoccurring issue.
[[File:PussInBootsLore3.png|left|thumb|269x269px|'''The High Priest''' tries to explain the situation in '''TikTokker'''<nowiki/>'s DMs.]]
[[File:PussInBootsLore3.png|left|thumb|269x269px|'''The High Priest''' tries to explain the situation in '''TikTokker'''<nowiki/>'s DMs.]]
[[File:PussInBootsLore4.png|thumb|316x316px|The regret was immediate.]]
[[File:PussInBootsLore4.png|thumb|316x316px|The regret was immediate.]]
It was then that things went from weird to almost comically absurd. While people were ready to keep this incident in the past and forget about it, '''The High Priest''' couldn't help but repeatedly bring attention to it in the following hours. Bringing up the issue in a sarcastic manner in his DMs with '''TikTokker''' certainly didn't do him any favors, as claiming "evil spirits" possessed him in a situation like this caused much of the respect that '''TikTokker''' still held for '''The High Priest''' to slip away. Soon the question was raised of whether or not he was even being ironic: when the conversation resurfaced hours later in '''#general''', he once again claimed to have looked back on the conversation and wondered if he was possessed by spirits. While obviously done jokingly, some of the mods, once again led by '''TikTokker''', believed that this was a manipulation attempt meant to strike pity, while also shifting blame on some abstract entity in the past as opposed to the current him. It was on par with a Youtube apology video. The mods weren't buying it.
It was then that things turned from weird to almost comically absurd. While people were ready to keep this incident in the past and forget about it, '''The High Priest''' couldn't help but repeatedly bring attention to it during the following hours. Bringing up the issue in a sarcastic manner in his DMs with '''TikTokker''' didn't do him any favors, as claiming evil spirits possessed him in a situation like this meant the slightest amount of respect '''TikTokker''' still held for '''The High Priest''' was starting to slip away. Soon came the question of whether he was even being ironic, as when the conversation resurfaced mere hours later in '''#general''', he claimed to have looked back on the conversation and wondered if he was possessed when he had written stuff like this. While obviously done jokingly, some of the mods, once again led by '''TikTokker''', believed that this was a clear manipulation attempt meant to strike pity, while also shifting blame on some abstract entity in the past as opposed to the current him. It was on par with a Youtube apology video. The mods weren't buying it.
 
Not long after this, '''The High Priest''' left the server. As far as anyone is aware, he has had no contact with the other '''Moederators''' since.


The whole fiasco left everyone involved with a lot of mixed feelings. While it was agreed that what he said was bad, the '''Moederators''' wondered if they had been too hard on him. No matter our feelings about him, nothing can change what went down on that day. the relationship with '''The High Priest''' was permanently ruined, and he joined the ranks of the many lost '''Moederators'''. This loss was further soured by the fact that he was the original creator of the subreddit. With another chapter of the server's history closed, the turbulent ride neared its end.
It was not long after that '''The High Priest''' left the server. As far as anyone is aware, he hasn't stayed in contact with the other mods. The whole fiasco left everyone with a lot of mixed feelings about the entire thing. While it was agreed that what he did was bad, the '''Moederators''' were left wondering whether they had gone too hard on him. No matter our feelings about him, nothing can change what went down on that day, the relationship with him permanently ruined, '''The High Priest''' becoming another lost '''Moederators''' in the list of many, additionally soured by the fact that he was the original creator of the subreddit. With yet another chapter of the server's history closed, the turbulent ride is nearing its end.


===A Change in Ownership===
===A Change in Ownership===


On January 20, mere hours after '''The High Priest''' left the server, '''Mr. Sex''' announced he would be abdicating his position as server owner. '''Mr. Sex''' suggested '''Moe''' himself as a possible owner as well as '''Walter''', and after a short back-and-forth between the two the it ultimately fell upon '''Walter''' to lead the server in the following months. Although the situation surrounding the server was already unstable given '''The High Priest''''s recent and unexpected exile, it was only going to get worse. The '''Moederators'''<nowiki/>' numbers had already underwent an alarming decline during the past few months and they would continue to do so until the very end of the server. And so, '''Mr. Sex''' exchanged his final goodbyes before leaving, transferring ownership of the server and its uncertain future to '''Walter'''.
On January 20, mere hours after '''The High Priest''' left the server, '''Mr. Sex''' announced he would be abdicating his position as server '''Owner'''. It was clear the server was undergoing massive changes. Nominating '''Moe''' himself to be the owner, as well as '''Walter''', after a short back-and-forth between the two the honor ultimately fell upon '''Walter''' to lead the server in the following months. Although the situation surrounding the server was already unstable given '''The High Priest''''s recent unexpected exile, it would get much worse during this final period in the history of '''69MoeLester420''', as it seemed as if things would truly fall apart many times over. The mod team's numbers have already dwindled quite a bit during the past few months and would continue doing so until the very end of the server. And so, '''Mr. Sex''' exchanged his final goodbyes before leaving, the ownership transferred to '''Walter''', and an uncertain future for this wonderful place looming in the distance.
[[File:Moewnerlore1.png|center|thumb|934x934px|'''Mr. Sex''' abdicates his position, his successor not yet clear.]]
[[File:Moewnerlore1.png|center|thumb|934x934px|The '''Owner''' abdicates his position, his successor not yet clear.]]


===The TikTokker Saga: Part One===
===The TikTokker Saga: Part One===


It was always clear that '''TikTokker''' was a dick. There is no going around it. From the very beginning, if someone was leading the charge against whichever '''Moederators''' had happened to slip up at the time, it was '''TikTokker''', with '''Instanormie''' by her side, hurling insults and aggressively mocking them until they willingly left the server. For a long time, this behavior was tolerated. While clearly toxic, it was always directed at people the members of the server took issue with anyways, as pointlessly mean as those comments were in retrospect. But when the drama died down and '''TikTokker''' had to find a new target, things changed for her.
It was always quite clear that '''TikTokker''' was a dick. There is no going around it. From the very beginning of the server, if someone was to be leading the charge against whichever '''Moederators''' happened to slip up at the time, it was '''TikTokker''', with '''Instanormie''' by her side, hurling insults and aggressively making fun of them until they willfully left on their own. For a long time, this behavior was tolerated, while clearly toxic, it was always directed at people the members of the server took issue with anyways, and as pointlessly mean those comments were in retrospect, at the time, it wasn't taken as an issue. But when the mod drama died down and '''TikTokker''' had to find a new target, things turned for the worse for her.
 
As mentioned previously, by this point in time, the server was for the most part, dedicated only to conversations between '''Sam''' and '''Belize''', who had almost completely taken over the server due to the fact that the pair sent orders of magnitude more messages than the rest of the server combined. '''TikTokker''' was not a fan of this, having referred to these conversations as e-dating in the past, and wanted to put an end to this. Remembering the past behavior of '''TikTokker''', one may realize that she does not give up on her goals easily, instead attacking relentlessly for as long as it takes for whoever's back the target has been painted on to leave on their own. As '''Belize''' was a mod at the time, this left only '''Sam''' as a suitable candidate. Acting like a complete and utter prick on any occasion she had the chance to, '''TikTokker''' would also mute and sometimes kick '''Sam''' from the server, who, in spite of '''TikTokker'''<nowiki/>'s behavior, returned every time.
 
'''TikTokker''' did not stop at '''Sam''', and soon took to providing the same courtesies to newer members of the server. While in her mind this may have been a brilliant satire of how Discord power mods act like morons and ban anyone who dare say a word to them, in reality, she was doing the exact same thing she was criticizing.
 
It's not really a joke anymore once you actually go through with it.


And how funny is it being the butt of the joke? Not very, according to '''Sam''', was quite annoyed by '''TikTokker''''s behavior at that point in time, and started calling for the '''Moederators''' to do something about her. As it was obvious that the "joke" had been taken too far, as new users were turning away from the server solely because of her presence. '''Walter''' decided to talk to '''TikTokker''' about it. Not wanting to cause any drama, God knows there had already been far too much in the pas, he politely asked for her to stop and tone it down a notch as it was quite obvious the new users were starting to fucking hate the '''Moederators'''.
As mentioned previously, by this point in time, the server was, for the most part, dedicated only to conversations between '''Sam''' and '''Belize''', who have almost completely taken over the server due to the fact that they sent two orders of magnitude more messages than the rest of the server combined. '''TikTokker''' was not a fan of this, having referred to these conversations as e-dating in the past, and wanted to put an end to this. Knowing the past behavior of '''TikTokker''', one may soon realize that she does not give up on her goals easily, deciding to attack relentlessly for as long as it takes for whoever's back the target has been painted on to leave on their own. As '''Belize''' was a mod at the time, this left only '''Sam''' as a suitable candidate. Acting like a complete and utter prick at any occasions he had the chance to, she would also time out and sometimes kick '''Sam''' out of the server, who, in spite of '''TikTokker'''<nowiki/>'s behavior, returned every time.


We all know what this conversation led to. Had she listened to '''Walter'''<nowiki/>'s warning, there would have been no point writing this section. '''TikTokker'''<nowiki/>'s behavior continued through the following days, and on February 9, after '''Sam''' had once again been kicked, '''Walter''' received DMs from both him and '''Belize''' asking for '''TikTokker''''s removal. In the back of his mind, '''Walter''' already considered '''TikTokker''' an asshole who shouldn't be kept as a '''Moederator'''. The only issue was that although '''Walter''' was the server owner at the time, '''TikTokker''' was higher in the '''r/69MoeLester420''' hierarchy. This meant that if '''Walter''' stripped '''TikTokker''' of all her mod powers on the server, she would be able to do the same to '''Walter''' on the subreddit. And to a Reddit mod, there is nothing more terrifying than that.
'''TikTokker''' did not stop at '''Sam''', however, soon providing the same courtesy to some of the new members of the server. While in her mind this may have been a brilliant satire of how Discord power mods act moronically and ban anyone who dare say a word to them, in reality, she was doing the same exact thing she was criticizing. It's not really a joke anymore once you actually go through with it, it's just annoying to whoever is on the receiving end. How funny is it being the butt of the joke? Not much, according to '''Sam''', who had gotten quite annoyed by '''TikTokker''''s behavior by then, and started making calls for the '''Moederators''' to do something about him. As it was obvious that the joke was being taken too far, to the point where new users were turned away from the server solely because of her presence, '''Walter''' decided to talk to '''TikTokker''' about it. Not wanting to cause any drama, God knows there had already been far too much in the past of this server, he politely asked for her to stop and tone it down a notch as it was quite obvious the new users were starting to fucking hate us.


The '''Moederators''' needed divine intervention, and thankfully, '''Moe''' was ready to help. While the conversations on the server continued normally, behind the scenes, in the shadows, a conspiracy was starting to form. On the subreddit, both '''TikTokker''' and '''Instanormie''', her loyal partner in crime, had their moderating permissions removed. They did not get completely demodded, however, allowing them to keep their place in the mod hierarchy should things change in the future. Meanwhile on the server, '''Walter''' removed their '''Moewner''' roles, before finally announcing it to the server. It was the perfect coup.[[File:GladLore1.png|center|The announcement that brought about the first exile of '''TikTokker.'''|thumb|1022x1022px]]
Of course, we all know where this conversation actually led to. Had she listened to it, there would have been no point in writing this section. This behavior continued in the following days, and on February 9, after '''Sam''' had repeatedly been kicked out, '''Walter''' received DMs from both him and '''Belize''' asking for '''TikTokker''''s removal. In the back of his mind, '''Walter''' had already considered '''TikTokker''' to be an asshole we shouldn't keep on the mod team for a while. The only issue was that, although '''Walter''' was the server '''Owner''' at the time, '''TikTokker''' was higher in the '''r/69MoeLester420''' hierarchy. This meant that even if '''Walter''' had stripped '''TikTokker''' of all her mod duties on the server, nothing stopped her from doing the same to '''Walter''' on the subreddit. And to a Reddit mod, there is nothing more terrifying than that. The mods needed divine intervention, and thankfully, '''Moe''' was ready to help. While the conversation on the server continued as normally, behind the scenes, in the shadows, a conspiracy was starting to form and be taken into action. On the subreddit, both '''TikTokker''' and '''Instanormie''', her loyal partner in crime, got all their moderating permissions taken away. They did not get completely demodded, however, allowing them to keep their place in the mod hierarchy should things change in the future. On the server, meanwhile, '''Walter''' removed their '''Moewner''' roles, before finally announcing it to the server. It was the perfect crime.[[File:GladLore1.png|center|The announcement that brought about the first exile of '''TikTokker.'''|thumb|1292x1292px]]


[[File:GladLore2.png|'''TikTokker''' announcing she would ban '''Walter''' after having her '''Moewner''' role taken away.|frame]]
[[File:GladLore2.png|'''TikTokker''' announcing she would ban '''Walter''' after having her '''Moewner''' role taken away.|frame]]
It wasn't long before '''TikTokker''' realized what had happened. Her respond was pretty much what the '''Moederators''' had expected. The first thing she mentioned was that she wanted to demod '''Walter'''. Thankfully, '''Moe''' had made sure that this was no longer possible. '''Instanormie''' immediately began to complain about how she was punished for nothing, even though she lost her '''Moewner''' role for her ceaseless encouragement of '''TikTokker''''s behavior, which all active members of the server could attest to. While she wasn't the one dealing out mutes and kicks, not only had she done nothing to stop it, she had actively cheered it on. '''TikTokker''' was kicked out from the server by '''Belize''', while '''Instanormie''' remained disgraced, now as a '''Moederator''' instead of a '''Moewner'''.
It wasn't long before '''TikTokker''' had realized what had happened. The response was pretty much what we had expected. The first thing she mentioned was how she wanted to demod '''Walter''', thankfully, however, '''Moe''' had made sure that would not be possible. '''Instanormie''' immediately started complaining about how she was punished for nothing, even though the reason for her losing the '''Moewner''' role was the unstopping encouragement of '''TikTokker''''s behavior at every turn, which all active members of the server could attest to. While she wasn't the one dealing out time-outs and kicks, not only had she done nothing to stop it, but actively cheered it on. '''TikTokker''' got kicked out from the server by '''Belize''', while '''Instanormie''' remained disgraced, from now on as '''Moederator''' instead of '''Moewner'''.
 
Here's the funny part. Do you notice those four 👆 reactions under the message? People strongly approved of this decision, even though '''TikTokker''''s behavior had been like this since the very beginning of the server. It's just that no one had spoken up about it. We all wanted her gone, but were afraid to tell her all this time for whatever reason. To avoid drama, to avoid be kicked out of the subreddit, or most likely, not knowing if the others on the server shared our feelings about her. It wasn't until we were certain there was a significant number of people that hated her that we even thought about removing her role. And it all goes back to that at the time harmless decision to give her the '''Moewner''' role months ago. She was granted authority she never deserved and asserted it through aggressive behavior. No one could have demodded her on their own, it was only when Reddit assembled that anything could be done.


Let this be a message never to mess with Reddit Nation.
Here's the funny part. Do you notice those four 👆 reactions under the message? People were approving massively of this decision, even though '''TikTokker''''s behavior was like this since the very beginning of the server. It's just that no one had spoken up about it. We all wanted her gone, but were afraid to tell her all this time for whatever reason. To avoid drama, to not have us kicked out from the subreddit, or most likely, not knowing how much the others on the server shared our feelings about him. It wasn't before we were certain there was a significant amount of people that hated her that we even thought about removing her role. And it all goes back to that at the time harmless decision to give her the '''Moewner''' role all those months back. She was granted authority she never deserved and asserted it through her aggressive behavior during the past few months. No one could have demodded her on their own, it was only when Reddit assembled that anything could be done. Let this be a message never to mess with the Reddit Nation.


===The Wojak Vore Incident===
===The Wojak Vore Incident===
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Yet even though the '''Moederators''' were wary of any such new requests, the name of the subreddit that decided to contact them caught their eyes. '''r/yescompanionimbecil'''. Owned by '''[[Kirbizia]],''' the original creator of '''r/OKBuddyRetard,''' one of the most influential shitposting subreddits in recent years, and managed by '''[[Myszak]]''', the one who made the proposal, it was clear to the '''Moederators''' that such an opportunity may never arise again. The offer, which was already taken by both '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''' and '''r/IkeaFreshBalls,''' was quickly accepted by '''r/69MoeLester420''' as well. As it would later turn out, '''Myszak''' is one of the higher-ups on the [[Main Page|irony.wiki]], and offered the chance to add '''[[69SwagBalls420]]''' and any partnered subs to the wiki. This partnership was perhaps the only reason why this article exists in the first place.  
Yet even though the '''Moederators''' were wary of any such new requests, the name of the subreddit that decided to contact them caught their eyes. '''r/yescompanionimbecil'''. Owned by '''[[Kirbizia]],''' the original creator of '''r/OKBuddyRetard,''' one of the most influential shitposting subreddits in recent years, and managed by '''[[Myszak]]''', the one who made the proposal, it was clear to the '''Moederators''' that such an opportunity may never arise again. The offer, which was already taken by both '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''' and '''r/IkeaFreshBalls,''' was quickly accepted by '''r/69MoeLester420''' as well. As it would later turn out, '''Myszak''' is one of the higher-ups on the [[Main Page|irony.wiki]], and offered the chance to add '''[[69SwagBalls420]]''' and any partnered subs to the wiki. This partnership was perhaps the only reason why this article exists in the first place.  
[[File:OKCompanionImbecil x 69MoeLester420.png|center|thumb|1020x1020px|The offer was accepted by '''Moe''' before any of the other mods had any say in it, yet the '''Moederators''' were so on board it ultimately did not matter.]]
[[File:OKCompanionImbecil x 69MoeLester420.png|center|thumb|1088x1088px|The offer was accepted by '''Moe''' before any of the other mods had any say in it, yet the '''Moederators''' were so on board it ultimately did not matter.]]


=== The Story of Sam and Belize, The Climax ===
=== The Story of Sam and Belize, The Climax ===
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** A conspiracy theory brought forward by '''Mr. Sex''' states that '''Cow''' '''milker''' may be an alt account of the '''High Priest,''' although such claims haven't been verified. While evidence is weak, the naming pattern is quite similar to the '''High Priest'''<nowiki/>'s, and such a long time of absence followed by a sudden reemergence strikes similar to the trolling performed by the '''High Priest''' in the past. At this moment, while amusing, the theory remains dubious.
** A conspiracy theory brought forward by '''Mr. Sex''' states that '''Cow''' '''milker''' may be an alt account of the '''High Priest,''' although such claims haven't been verified. While evidence is weak, the naming pattern is quite similar to the '''High Priest'''<nowiki/>'s, and such a long time of absence followed by a sudden reemergence strikes similar to the trolling performed by the '''High Priest''' in the past. At this moment, while amusing, the theory remains dubious.
* Despite the name, '''Mr. Sex''' is actually asexual. The opposite was the case with '''TikTokker''', who started using the subreddit under the alias of '''Mr. Antisex'''. With time, '''TikTokker''' turned out to be neither a mister nor anti-sex, as she came <nowiki/>out as both trans and pansexual since originally joining the server.
* Despite the name, '''Mr. Sex''' is actually asexual. The opposite was the case with '''TikTokker''', who started using the subreddit under the alias of '''Mr. Antisex'''. With time, '''TikTokker''' turned out to be neither a mister nor anti-sex, as she came <nowiki/>out as both trans and pansexual since originally joining the server.
**Furthering the irony, '''Mr. Sex'''<nowiki/>'s opposition to NSFW posts on servers like this was contrasted with '''TikTokker''''s frequent posting of thugs<nowiki/>hakers.<ref>For future generations concerned with the history of a defunct discord server unaware of the term, thugshaking referred to an internet phenomenon popularized by the subreddit '''r/wordington''' where footage of naked black men shaking their asses for the camera became a substitute for comedy.</ref>
**Furthering the irony, '''Mr. Sex'''<nowiki/>'s generally reserved nature when it came to NSFW posts on servers like this was contrasted with '''TikTokker'''<nowiki/>'s frequent posting of thugshakers.<ref>For future generations concerned with the history of a defunct discord server unaware of the term, thugshaking referred to an internet phenomenon popularized by the subreddit '''r/wordington''' where footage of naked black men shaking their asses for the camera became a substitute for comedy.</ref>


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