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'''Weenis,Wenis,Weenus Peenus,Weener,El Weenerino''' or formally known as The Weenus is a myserious unknown creature lurking in the swampy, marshlands of the midwestern region. Its known for becoming a loose skin joint under your elbows referred to as the olecranal skin which means "belonging to, or relating to the olecranon. But as for now, the Weenus evolves into a diabolical piece of shitlet. Its childlike form of a eight year old with its short stubby arms, long flamingo legs, and platypus size feet often referred people as "Who the f#@!k is that!?" Its smelly, sweaty pinkish-rubbery body can be smell in a five yard radius once its been around awhile, the Weenus also leaves droppings once its been making groaning noises in bushes & shrubs that can sounded into a tape recorder. The droppings often mistake travellers as Reese's Pieces if once trying to eat it they're eating excrement, by know of course one must not sound incrediblly stupid by digesting, but do not come crying to your parents if you have poopy-brown teeth & fart breath. '''Abilities The Weenus has several traits in its arsenals for instance: Taunting. By approach by him its screech out vulgur language that are innaprpriate or racist has he is a sensitive & dumbfounded that it has zero iq on what it saying towards the predator. from "HEY UR JUS MAD CAUSE I BE ABLE TO DO SMTH WITH MY F!@#%ING GUITAR IN MY HANDS THAN YOU NEVER BE ABLE TO ACHIEVE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE KID, SO YEAH YOUR GAY." to " HEY LET ME BE CLEAR GO F!#$K YOURSELF. F!#$K YOU F!#$K YOU YOUR SHIRT IS SIX SIZES TO SMALL FATSO!" The Weenus is generally rude to people. If by cornered it screams real loud to the tone of Guy in the 1999 flim Galaxy Quest it runs off. Mating. Not only is the Weenus is fighter its a lover as its sticky coated skin can it latch on to you, thrust motion sound of butter knife into a jar of jelly. Does it sounds unpleasant, use your bare palm hands & smack it so hard it'll high tail it & ran.
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