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The '''Federal Republic of Normandia''' is a self-declared micronation located within the city of Tallinn, Estonia. It is bordered entirely by Estonia and is considered fictional, but it maintains a structured community, government, culture, and history. '''Geography and Political Structure''' Normandia claims several scattered micro-territories, all situated in northern Estonia. These are organized into five so-called "puppet states": Motokov FRN Retterland FRN Lalista FRN Nourveus FRN Vahtra FRN The abbreviation FRN stands for Federal Republic of Normandia. These states are not geographically connected but are recognized as parts of Normandia’s claimed territory. The capital city of Normandia is Haemburg. '''Government and Politics''' Normandia is governed as a dictatorship, led by Supreme Leader '''Norman Helmuth Eiche'''. However, the nation also describes itself as a capitalist republic that respects human rights. The Normandian parliament includes between 7 to 12 political parties. Citizens vote not only to influence national leadership but also to change the ministers of individual states (such as Lalista). Political ideologies represented include: Nationalism Traditionalism Rightism Religionalism Liberalism Militarism Orange Wingism (a right-leaning but more intellectual faction) Republicanism Federalcy Fatherland Ironism Capitalism '''Population and Community''' While the real-life population of Normandia is approximately 100 people, its online community (primarily on Discord) includes around 900 members. Combined, the total population is estimated at 1,000 citizens. '''Military and Defense''' Normandia claims one of the strongest militaries among micronations. It consists of several branches: Navy Force – includes ships. Air Force – operates RC planes and drones such as the B-17 (capable of holding 17kg) and B-35. Defense Forces (The Oak Army) – ground forces. Union Forces (The Liberal Army) – a voluntary national defense organization. '''Culture and Language ''' Normandia boasts a unique and evolving culture with a deep history, said to span from medieval times to the modern era. There are seven dialects spoken within the nation: ''Normandian'' ''Norveus'' ''Nurveus'' ''Nourveus'' ''Norss'' ''Norvandian'' ''Norse'' Official languages for migrants include ''German'', ''English'', and ''Estonian''. '''Cuisine and Symbols''' National Dish: KÄSE SPÄGETTE National Drink: WHISKÄY-COLS (a Normandian term for whiskey cola) Currency: Helmuthos (H.E.M) Passport: Normandian and requires to VISA=FREE almost every micronation country around the world to tavel. '''Education''' Normandia has its own education system, distinct from other countries. For example: Mathematical symbols differ: multiplication is written as ¤ (e.g., 4¤4 = 16), and division as : (e.g., 4:4 = 1). A Normandian language dictionary has been developed to support linguistic consistency. '''Religion''' The official religion is Jaan, which is inspired by Christianity and includes its own version of a Bible-like book. '''Law Enforcement and Intelligence''' Normandia claims to have the strongest police department and secret agency among all micronations. These institutions are central to national security. '''International Relations''' Normandia is the founder of the RLTO — the Republican Liberal Treaty Organization — which functions similarly to NATO. It was established to allow micronations to assist one another during times of conflict. [[File:HELMUTHOS.png|thumb|right|alt=HELMUTHOS H.E.M|HELMUTHOS H.E.M]] [[File:COAT OF ARMS.png|thumb|right|alt=COAT OF ARMS|COAT OF ARMS]] [[File:FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NORMANDIA.jpg|thumb|right|alt=FRN|Federal Republic of Normandia]] [[File:MOTOKOV FRN.png|thumb|right|alt=FRN|MOTOKOV FRN]] [[File:LALISTA FRN.png|thumb|right|alt=FRN|LALISTA FRN]] [[File:NOURVEUS FRN.png|thumb|right|alt=FRN|NOURVEUS FRN]] [[File:VAHTRA FRN.png|thumb|right|alt=FRN|VAHTRA FRN]] [[File:RETTERLAND FRN.png|thumb|right|alt=FRN|RETTERLAND FRN]]
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